#ifkyk lol

[thesmokinpossum]

tfw a very sweet new mutual on historyblr direct message me some posts and i have to explain that i'm blocked by a non-insignificant part of this community because of the great The Spanish Princess War of 2019...

[relaxedstyles]

[caffeinefuelednix]

Mr. Roach

in my school we have a Pe sub that is constantly being called in his name is mr. roach- (Not lying he’s just mr.roach) but he’s chill with the kids calling him whatever, he’s a sweet old Japanese man, but all the kids calls him Gary (iykyk) so with sweet old man is so confused on why he’s being call gary all the time and the kids won’t tell him-

[sn0w-o]

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[xmavka]

Something out of my chest.

For the long time I enjoy reading "x reader" fanfics on tumblr and ao3.

People r so lovely here, so creative and I'm really happy when my favorite authors make new fics.

But man.... some of yall r weird.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to be hateful to those types of people (cough cough even though they r to me n other females cough cough)

Like, dude, "fem do not interact with my work", "don't read my work if you are female"

R yall serious? Like I'd kinda understand if some girl said something to you. But noone really didn't...?

I have 2 main reader oc's (male and female) and it just plain rude from yalls side to push me away :/

I aint reading this persons fic cuz he left a really bad aftertaste in my mouth. So yeah...

That kinda it for my first post, lol

[sketchiefoxie]

Guess who was watching out of context ENA videos, and is now saying the word turrón on repeat?

*vibrates and evaporates out of existence*

[astrow1zar6]

Big Slay placements pt 2

Mars in the 1st house (on men): these dudes are HOTTT. They give manly man vibes, the “I’ll jump in a burning building for you” vibes. These guys have big sex appeal and are usually walking red flags (but people dig that lowkey). They are usually very confident and aren’t scared to make the first move. If they want you they will have you (even if it’s only for the short term). These people however can be very cocky & sex obsessed if not careful. This placement is also hot in women but I notice in women this placement has a tendency to crash out a lot or start arguments a lot. I’ve also seen they can come off too strong (for a woman according to society) creates more of a Tomboy vibe/masc vibe in chics they aren’t traditionally “feminine”. (But I still think these people are soooo sexy regardless of gender) girls with this placement give Revvy from black lagoon. Ifkyk 😏 their self assured/ warrior like essence can intimidate weaker men a lot & many men can try to control their fire… (good luck lol). (Ps I am not misogynistic I swear I just prefer this aspect in men nothing wrong with the women in this🫶🏽)

Jupiter in the 1st house/ on the ascendant (positive aspects): these people are just overall a pretty good vibe. They can make even the gloomiest of mfs laugh I swear. These are the best people to have around during holidays or parties they really know how to spread good vibes around. I notice they have really good social graces & are really good at social cues which is why so many people want to be their friend. It almost looks like nothing can get to these people.. they can be hit with so much bs but still be able to keep a smile on their face. Very generous with their time and resources as well. If they love you best believe they will do anything for you. Usually attracts good luck in their lives because of their happy go lucky attitude. Others can feel more lucky being around them as well. Tend to have very attractive healthy bodies.

Leo degrees on the ascendant (5,17,29): every person I’ve met with this degree on their ascendant are super pretty & have so much appeal. Their presence is just so loud (even if their rising sign is more lowkey like Scorpio or Capricorn) the minute they enter a room people stop and stare. I feel like the 5th degree is more of a beauty degree and the 17th & 29th are more charismatic star born presence. (Regardless tho still all bad b*tch placements). These people just give AURA. You also have a higher chance of becoming famous if you have any of these degrees (not just on the ascendant).

Having a sign in their home planet (ex; sun in Leo, moon in cancer, Venus in Libra/taurus ect..) having planets that are in their home sign can make themes around that planet flow easier in your life. For example if you have a mars in Aries you might find it easier to be active & chase after what you want compared to other mars signs, you can have a surplus of energy and can handle challenges thrown at you with a lot more ease than lets say someone with a mars in Pisces or cancer.

Aries sun: shocker right… but the sun in exalted in Aries so it’s able to express itself in full throttle. Aries suns I notice tend to have a really strong sense of self & no one can shame them. I notice a lot have the ability to do what others would seem as “embarrassing “ and not give a flying fuck. This is such a freeing placement when mature. These people are the definition of idgaf and I adore it. If they get those anger issues under control they can be big power houses.

Venus in the 10th house: a lot of really famous people have this placement. Most celebrities or big business people have this. Gives this worldwide beauty that’s everyone adores. Can have a very big “fan group” even if they aren’t famous. Whatever comes out of these people’s mouths others see it as the gospel. (They can have a huge impact on the public). People can become obsessed with them easily. For example Billie Eilish & Donald trump have this placement… look at their fan base 👀 can leave a very iconic/legendary imprint on the world & many will remember them. They have a tendency to pick their career & public image over loved ones and relationships if not careful. Usually find love once they are settled in their career.

Lilith conjunct ascendant: oh the power these people possess is off the charts (especially for women) if you have this in your chart you are probably used to others trying to dull ur shine down because your aura is so strong! I’ve seen people with this placement get shamed a lot by others (mostly women) because they aren’t ashamed about what most women are taught to be ashamed about. So it’s almost like a mission for others to bring them down to their level. That’s how powerful you guys are!😳 men and women will try to control you cuz others can see your potential usually well before you see your own. Once these people step into their confidence however it’s really over for everyone. They have the potential to be beautiful & powerful. I think of Daenerys Targaryen when I think of this placement.

Pluto/venus: fucking with these people will feel like they did voodoo on you.. but fr tho it is very easy to become addicted/obsessed with these people’s energy. They have the ability to put a trance over people that can lead you to acting crazy over them. (This is especially true with hard aspects CONJUNCTION, opposition, SQUARE). These people hold the power to truly break ur heart. They can use their bodies & sex appeal to get you hooked (most are very good at the act if uk what I mean😏) can use a lot of mind games and manipulative tactics to keep you interested in them if they feel ur attention is drifting anything to get you attached and them in control they will use😳 the square placement can especially be bad with this. Gives a dangerous hotness like you know they are a huge red flag but you can’t resist. With easier aspects (sextile,trine, quintile) they aren’t into mind games as much and value genuine deep connections.

Mars/venus soft aspect (trine,sextile, quintile): usually super charming & have a really healthy libido & self esteem. They are big flirts & are usually amazing with their timing in terms of seduction. They know to give just enough without being overbearing or too detached which can get their object of desire hooked in a healthy way. These people are also super easygoing and have no problem admitting when they messed up (which only adds to their charm even more). Usually physically really fit/attractive. I didn’t add the harder aspects (conjunction, square, opp) mostly because although they can be extremely charming & have great sex appeal I notice their seduction techniques can be a little overbearing? They can come off as way to strong sometimes and scare off their object of desire (especially in the conjunction & square). They can be more selfish & get really aggressive when they don’t get what they want. They can struggle with getting bored in relationships easier than those with these in a softer aspect (trines & sextiles can keep healthier relationships). Harder aspects can become very forceful with their affection if denied. Especially in the SQUARE/opposition.

Jupiter in the 2nd house: most millionaires/billionaires I see have this placement. I notice they could’ve also been raised with money which gave them a push in life compared to others. I’ve also seen people who came from poverty with this and became super successful. This is a huge entrepreneur placement. Business comes very naturally to these people & are usually money driven from a very young age. They usually have a talent that gets them a lot of money in their life. Can have a big fear of losing money however and being in poverty.

Sun/venus: these people are usually pretty likeable. I notice these people have the ability to mold into whatever crowd they are involved with which usually wins them a lot of admirers. They can either come off as super charismatic or super phony but regardless people still eat them up. They try hard to be agreeable and tell people what they want to hear to boost their egos. So regardless if it comes off a little fake they know how to make others feel really good. This can be a big fame placement as well since a lot of celebrities have this. A lot dreamed of being really well known or popular from a very young age.

MC in aspect to Venus (conjunct or trine): these are usually considered the prettiest people in the workplace. Could get a long well with coworkers & many people can have crushes on them. I’ve seen these people get huge tips at work for just looking good. Has more of an opportunity to get hired or promoted because of beauty. They are that coworker that makes more than you and barely does any work😭😂 being so pretty and likeable people tend to give them more leeway than with others.

Mars in 8th house: this gives witch girl vibes. Similar to Pluto/venus people can become very obsessed with them. They tend to have a lot of stalkers or exes that still hit them up after years. These people are SUPER magnetic & their sex is very addictive. It can be extremely hard to move on from these people. I’ve seen people with this get hexed from spiteful lovers or have love spells be put on them, I’ve seen people break into their house (mostly exes or sneaky links). Be careful when dealing with someone with this placement it’s very hard to let go of them once you’re hooked.

Beauty asteroids on the ascendant (Apollo, Aphrodite, Eros, Cupido, Casanova) the people I’ve seen with any of these aspects look like they’ve been carved by the gods. They are so beautiful to look at. Apollo gives a similar vibe to having a Leo rising but gives a more glowy and godlike effect, people can easily become in awe of the individuals & see them as really cool. Aphrodite on the ascendant is kinda a no brainer gives an otherworldly like beauty a lot of famous models have this placement. Cupido & Eros on the ascendant give a more flirty typa vibe and enjoy games of seduction. They are able to seduce anyone with just a look in their eyes, their eyes are their weapon to pulling.. I kid you not how they look at you will make your knees go weak they flirt thru their eyes. Casanova on the ascendant is the king/queens of sweet talking.. they can talk their way out of anything & talk their way into your pants quick😩 they give a sorta bad boy/girl vibe but it’s so hard to say no to them they are so darn charming!

Sorry it took so long to make a part two been working a lot lately😩

[sophiamagia]

Taking suggestions, here's what I'll do

Hey, I'm new here, call me Sophia. someone help me navigate because you'll never believe how long it took me to figure out how to make a post. :') This is just a master list of what I'll write and what I won't write Characters: Sonic the hedgehog

Sonic, tails, nine, shadow, knuckles

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermoinie Granger, and suggestions

MHA Deku, Denki, Bakugou, Hawks, Aizawa, kirishima (I don't really watch the show anymore so my lore is not updated lol)

D.C.

Batman, Damian (aged up obv), Dick, Tim, Jason, The Joker,

Arcane

Viktor <3, Jayce, Ekko, Silco

Genshin Impact

pretty much any character if you ask lol

What I'll write:

Smut, NSFW for mostly all characters, female/non-binary/male reader, series, oneshots, anything you ask for if it's not crazy suspicious ifkyk ;)

What I WILL NEVER write

I'm religious, so please don't expect too much LGBTQ+ here, it's against what I believe in, let's be respectful, (but I still respect the community so I can do some stuff occasionally) :) Rape, ageplay, no aftercare, hurt no comfort, toxic doms, yandere, child porn (I will age up characters that aren't adults, because child porn is not OK for me 😭)

Other:

I'll be glad to write smut for the thirsty freaks, but I'm usually more comfy with some platonic/fluff stuff when needed. I'll do all kinds of stuff, so don't be afraid to ask in case you want something new, and feel free to give me corrections (please don't beat me up). I can prolly do more characters if you ask as well. Look forward to one shots, novels, series', drabbles, and maturely structured writing (I don't write like a sixth grader...hopefully?) Alright have a good day my pooksters, hope you join me here <33

[fall0utmind]

I just read your comment about Marc lawyer au and i have an idea...

Marc is a law student, Vale is a lawyer, they meet in court (not got much more atm 😅)

Thoughts?

Oh my god yes??

Like vale is this hot shot lawyer who everyone is terrified of in court and marc is the new law student who's shadowing or interning or something (I don't know how law school works, I'm a psychologist lol)

Anyways so marc starts interning and everyone is like DAMN he's the next Vale, cause he's so fucking good at what he does and everyone is like super impressed.

(Bonus points for dani and dovi mentions as other lawyers/ his supervisors)

Anyways so eventually he meets Vale. And marc is super excited but tryna play it cool cause that's like the best lawyer ever. And Vale is like wtf I don't wanna meet some kid, and all annoyed etc

They meet and vales like huh, firstly kid is beautiful (ifkyk) and secondly kinda endearing but fuck it's hot when he starts lawyering and is all intense and says things that will either be the best argument ever or will blow up in everyone's faces.

Cue pining from both sides (but vale is in denial) and eventual fuckong (cause let's be real)

THEN they have a case against each other or some shit? Idk how it would work cause one of them would have to be defence and one prosecution and I think they're separate jobs?? Maybe?? But yeah, then there's like a mirror or 2015 divirce era.

Eeekkkk

Another bonus- both of them in like full 3 piece suits 🤤🤤🤤

[crossfitandcarbs]

💫 LIFE UPDATE 💫

I've had things happening in my life lately, but I have held off on posting about it because of what's happened in the past.

But now I feel comfortable in saying I GOT A NEW JOB.

It's a permanent transfer into a new directorate so my current employer HAS to let me go (IFKYK). It's also a pay rise, back to full time and 100% remote work, meaning I'll be working from home full time. If I get lonely, I'll try to find a space to use for 1 to 2 days a week in an office but my paperwork for full time WFH has been approved. I was also hunted for the position. It feels so nice to have someone seek me out and to feel valued for my skillset. The role is in program management which is the area I've been wanting to move into.

I have 2 days left in the office in my current role. Wednesday is my final day and I'm working from home (lol) so I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Shit has truly hit the fan at my current organisation because people feel so unappreciated. I'm so glad to be getting out!

I went and bought a new desktop computer since currently I only use a laptop. I've been setting up my home office to look pretty and it also means I get to spend my days with my dogs. An absolute dream.

It'll also mean getting a lot of my life back. No more sitting in traffic for an hour just to get to work. No more meal prepping Sunday afternoons because I can prep food during the week. There will obviously be some cons working from home full time, but I've started writing out a list of routines to use so that I can help mitigate some of those potential negatives.

My car is also FINALLY getting fixed this Wednesday which is a big relief! I need my passenger door to open again.

Everything happens for a reason. If my work hadn't refused to let me go for the 12 month position I had won, I wouldn't have gotten this role which is permanent and a pay rise.

I feel grateful.

[falconre-re]

Yippee I love being invited to do things ^_^

found this adorable picrew and couldn't help but share it!!

np tagging: @jinnie-ret @hanjiquokkaaa @sunflowerstay25 @givemeabreakimbig28 @2minstan

[ryuichirou]

Hello! I'm pretty new to TWST and I'm always surprised at how many antis I find here. It's also confusing because this is a world based off of villains. Villains. That should at least be telling for some but apparently not.

I play Gen/shin so I'm not a stranger to being harassed for liking the "controversial" red-blue ship (ifkyk), but I find myself more scared of making things for TWST since I don't have a circle of support like I do for GI. I'm always worried that anyone I interact with could be an anti so when I found your blog and read your carrd I felt like a weight was lifted off my shoulders.

Anyway, I'm grateful for your art and your stance on the harassment and bullying that are so prevalent online. Thank you!

Hi, Anon!

Honestly, antis pick the weirdest fandoms to be a part of. I feel like one of the popular ones for them is South Park, and this is still bonkers to me. I guess TWST is popular because it’s easy to dive into + is big on tiktok?? Maybe?? I’m old, I don’t know if I’m right about this lol

(Also, as someone who doesn’t play the red-blue ship game but constantly hears about the controversies this ship gets people into, I’m honestly amazed...)

I get what you mean, finding out if the person is open-minded about shipping and weird ships or not could be difficult, especially if you’re new and don’t know anyone yet. Our go-to is to check their RTs and likes, because there could be certain takes that make that person’s position obvious, but honestly it takes time and energy to do, so it’s a huge bummer.

I really hope you’ll find your crowd and enjoy posting and creating things with them. TWST has an amazing cast to play with, and it’s honestly a shame that people whose ideas don’t fit the mold feel threatened and uncomfortable. Our twst posting also started basically from nothing, and people loved telling us how they drop their support because of things we like (like we care lol), but in the end, we’re the winners in this scenario – we’re confident about our audience whom we can show our art to.

Thank you for your support and kindness! People like you make it much easier to be vocal about these things, and I’m super happy if it helps in any way.

[lady-gothique]

This is so Royale high coded lol... ifkyk

[hychlorions]

[harriertail]

YOUR ART IS SOOOO GOOOD!!!! SUCH AN INSPIRATION

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! For u… some pieces that have been sitting in my drafts for months

[boydykedevo]

certain discourse opinions having certain art styles is a dumb idea that's not true HOWEVER i did just pause and check someone's bio before reblogging their art and lo and behold