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number 5?
Eujean, hello! Thanks for the ask?
What are your favourite headcanons you've come up with?
Now, I'm not one to usually plug things, but I have a lot of headcanons on another blog if you want them. You can ask me for it but I also have other headcanons that I would like to share as well:
Childe is a huge fan of hot chocolate, as it was a rare commodity to have in his remote village with his family during the colder winters.
Daytime Layla has some form of narcolepsy and Sleep-walking Layla is somewhat affected by it.
Nahida's favorite game would be hopscotch, but then she would be introduced to jump rope.
Tighnari and Sucrose are in frequent contact with each other via letters and academic papers as they both work in the spheres of biochemistry, although in different fields and methods.
Al-Haitham does calligraphy in his spare time.
When together, Yun Jin has a penchant for getting Xiangling and Xinyan into varying situations that border on fun, but somewhat dangerous.
Sayu is depressed as hell and I would strangle Kano Nana if only to get her to realize it and maybe start to help her.
At one point, Diluc definitely had the labels for juice and wine look almost the same. After a certain incident, he changed them so it wouldn't happen again.
Ei and Shenhe would be gaming friends in a Modern AU as Shenhe herself would use them to cool off after a long day of having to socialize and hold herself back.
Guoba and Ushi are very good friends that try to stay in contact.
After meeting her for the first time, Heizou can say with confidence that he is only somewhat unsettled by Yae Miko.
. . . among others.
Questions here
#narky speaks#genshin ask game#eugene#i have a lot more#if you want the sauce#just hit me up#genshin headcanons
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Manifesting a good mizu5!!!!!!
#mizuki akiyama#prsk fa#prsk#project sekai#project sekai fanart#ros sauce art#my baby daughter my perfect special girl. who I could not be assed to draw as a human today LOL#I want to hear Hinata Sato say ăăŠăłăšă¸ă§ăłăăź so bad you guys
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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Crazy Ass Girls Gang ft. what type of yandere are they
warnings: yandere behavior - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Tiffany Valentine / clingy, obsessive, manipulativeÂ
You'd better be damn sure you want to be with Tiffany before you ever bring up dating her because there is no escape once you've embarked on the exciting journey of being her romantic partner.
But if we're being honest you never really had a choice. You think you met organically? Became close by fate? No, Tiffany saw you and wanted you and decided to have you.
It was love at first sight on her part.
You'll be friends for a few months as she weaves the inescapable web around you. Best friends, actually. You'll tell her absolutely everything about yourself. Learn everything about her in turn. It's pure bliss to have a friend like Tiffany. Supportive, charming, affectionate.
You can tell she loves you more than anything. Loves you more than anyone else has ever loved you before, and she isn't afraid to show it.
You probably already had a partner when you met Tiffany. She was heartbroken when you first told her. The heartbreak didn't last long. Why cry over spilled milk? She wants to take it slow with you anyways, make sure that this time every aspect of the life you build together will be perfect.
She's come in too heavy before. You can't rush perfection, her mother always told her. For you, the lesson is finally worth learning.
Everything can be a tool. In the right hands. And Tiffany's hands? Why, they're incredibly skilled. She uses your soon-to-be-ex as a diving board for your upcoming relationship with her. Even if you'd been perfectly content with the relationship until you met Tiffany, suddenly everything is awful.
Tiffany points out every mistreatment. Every cancelled date. Every strange tone they used when talking to you. Every shitty, unoriginal gift. Every moment they weren't enthusiastic enough about good news you had to share.
It gets to the point where you can't even look at them half the time. You'll end dates with your partner early just to go spend more time with Tiffany: "What do you think they meant when they said that, Tiff?" / "I think they forgot who they were talking to, sweetheart! They're lucky I wasn't around or I would've cut out their tongue."
Tiffany has you so wrapped around her finger she's not even the one who suggests the break up. She was still going to wait a month or two before she began to truly push.
But when you show up at her doorstep in the middle of the night, holding flowers and her favorite takeout, rambling about how you've been so blind and it's always been Her...
Well, she has to smile as she pulls you in, savoring the last first kiss your lips will ever gift another soul.
She almost forgot how good she is at getting what she wants.
Jordan Li / protective, obsessive, lucid
You're so sweet. It was the first thought Jordan remembers having about you. The beginning of the end. They haven't been able to stop thinking about you since that one fatal moment.
Jordan has plenty of other things to think about. Things that should outclass you in importance easily. Their ranking, Brink's careful mentoring, their grades. They tell themselves that it all still matters more than you but they know they're lying to themselves.
It scares them a little, how much they actually think about you. Not a minute can go by without their thoughts drifting to you.
Did you eat today? / Your next class is in ten minutes, let me walk you, I've got the time. / You were running out of your favorite perfume. Got you a new bottle. / You look upset. Did someone fucking say something to you?
They can't help the way they hover around you during every spare moment they can find.
Jordan knows your schedule by heart to maximize the amount of time you can spend together. It's a balancing act they have to play with their brain for the simplest of tasks: you can spend the rest of the day with Y/N but you have to finish grading these essays first.
They can't function properly when they go too long without you. They swing on their sparring partners too hard. Stare at the clock during lectures instead of listening. They rip textbooks and snap pens by holding them too tight.
Sometimes they have to give up and call you. If they can't go and see you for whatever reason the sound of your voice makes it better. Hearing you talk, the sound of you breathing, laughing. It helps. Calms the buzz beneath Jordan's skin. They dial your contact, glaring into space as they wait for you to pick up. As soon as you do their body relaxes.
They recognize that their behavior isn't normal. Always needing to know where you are, who you're with. Feeling sick when they don't know.
You're like a drug for Jordan. They know you're an addiction, the way you've crawled under their skin. No high on earth compares, and Jordan has fucking compared them all. They pull you into their lap, as close as they can get you and it's never enough. Nothing is ever enough.
"Please don't fucking go anywhere, yeah?" Jordan will mumble into the skin of your neck. Their grip on you is too tight, face twisted at the desperation they feel. It's not pillow talk. They're begging. Genuinely. They'd do anything to keep you this close, always.
"Of course not, Jordie." You coo back. They close their eyes and pretend the words are enough. Nothing ever is.
Nancy Downs / delusional, possessive, obsessive
As soon as Nancy wants you there's no other option for you besides her. You can either choose to go along with it or you can fight it.
Fighting against her is like fighting against the tide, though. You can tread water for awhile. Keep your head afloat, sure. But eventually you'll get tired. Nature wins. Besides, fighting against Nancy becomes unpleasant fast. Being hers is so much nicer. She's gentler that way, kinder.
You're allowed to have friends, she doesn't isolate you completely.
It's just your old friends sucked. They didn't appreciate you. Didn't look out for you. Selfish users just like everyone else. Moths are always drawn to the light, and she'll kill every moth that strays a little too close to you, before it ever gets a chance to singe itself on your warmth. It's a mercy, really. Living a life in the darkness and having one brief moment in the sun is miserable. Nancy should know. It almost drives her crazy when you're not around. If you ever left she'd want to be put out of her misery too.
Her coven, though? They're perfect. Her coven is a family. And you were the last missing piece of it.
Anything about your old life, the life before her, can be viewed as a threat at a moment's notice. Family. Friends. Memories you speak of a little too fondly. Even a hobby could do it. She wants your focus to be her. It's only fair, her only focus is you.
Even when she's not around. Even when you're completely alone you swear you can feel her eyes on you. Her magic drifting against your skin as if she was sitting right beside you.
Nancy's intensity can be scary but she makes anyone else's love seem dull in comparison.
Who else could love you like she does? Who else would die for you? Nancy wouldn't even have to think about it first. All she asks in return is for you to do the same. Live for her. Dedicate every breathe in your lungs to her.
It's not so hard, she'll lead by example.
Jennifer Check / manipulative, possessive, clingy
She couldn't give a shit about anyone else but you. Somehow you managed to sneak your way into her heart and she can't let go of you. Won't let go of you. You're the only thing that's keeping that small, soft, human part of her alive. You dragged that bit of her back from the grave she put it in, actually. So it wouldn't be fair for you to try and leave, after you made her weak again. Human again.
Her world revolves around you. Her priorities are her next meal and you. Of course she gets pissed off if you don't reciprocate her energy. Look at her, how could you ever put anything above her?
Jennifer wants you to be everything to each other, though she won't say it out loud. It shows in her actions.
You belong to her. Every version of yourself that exists in the world should belong to her. The version of you that you are when you're someone's best friend. When you're someone's partner. It's all hers. She won't let anyone else take root in your life in a role that she can fill. She'll do a better job anyways.
The enormity of her ego and the way she clings might seem at odds. She thinks she's a God walking amongst fucking cattle. But she sticks to you like a second skin. A hand always at your waist. Her lips always chasing yours, whining when you don't give in fast enough, when you don't melt like she does. Her grip iron clad when you hold hands. If you pull away too soon from a hug, from a kiss, she bites, she holds on with claws.
She coos at the marks she leaves on your skin and kisses all the scratches and bruises she leaves better. / "I'm sorry baby, you know I hate letting you go."
Carrie White / idolizer, protective, selfless
Not in her wildest dreams did Carrie think anyone could be as kind as you. People are cruel. Their first instinct is to cause hurt before they'll ever reach out a hand to help, to shield, to love.
But you're not like that at all. You're something ripped straight from a fairy-tale. The rare ones that her Mother let her read, that weren't hiding devil worship between their poetic words.
You're so patient with her. So gentle. You treat her like glass. You hold her close, and kiss her soft, and cup her face in your hands that are always so warm.
You say you love her in a breathless way, every time. Like even expressing how much you care makes you dizzy. As if she overwhelms you. She feels dizzy herself as she hangs on your every honeyed word. Clings to you every time you reach out your hands to hold her.
Carrie doesn't know if she believes in God nowadays, but if she did you'd be an angel sent straight from heaven. A gift, maybe, to make up for all the years of torment she endured from everyone she'd ever known.
She'd think you were some kind of God yourself, if you had any sort of abilities like her. But you don't. You walk around doing what's right, being good down to the marrow of your very bones just because it's who you are. You greet the world with your fists raised and you're only human, and it scares Carrie so much.
You're the last decent person alive and you'll throw yourself onto any pyre you see if it means doing what's right. Carrie loves that about you. It terrifies her.
So Carrie throws herself into the ring with you. Your sweet, gentle Carrie who you're always trying to protect. But Carrie doesn't need your protection. She's not the helpless little girl she used to be. She won't let anything hurt either of you, from now on. For the rest of your lives you'll be safe, happy. Together. Carrie would burn the world to ash if it meant not a scratch would befall you.
"You're an angel, Y/N. The most wonderful angel God ever made."
Ginger Fitzgerald / possessive, impulsive, protective,
Sometimes Ginger wishes everyone else in the world would disappear, besides the two of you. They're a hindrance.
She feels insane when she watches you. She feels her claws come out and makes herself bleed as she fights against the instinct to rip out every tongue that speaks to you, and every pair of eyes that's ever looked into yours.
She shivers when you claim her. The only time she enjoys being around other people now is when you're introducing her: "This is Ginger, my girlfriend." "This is Ginger, my partner." "This is Ginger, my best friend." "This is Ginger, my everything."
She loves being yours. Relishes in the way you say the word mine. She wants to lick the words from your mouth, the weight of your total ownership over her sweet and poisonous.
She wonders if you get the same pleasure from belonging to her. She wants you to. She wants to carve her name into your skin with her claws and have you moan at the first sharp sting of the letter G.
It's primal, the way she wants you. Beyond anything humans have words for. She leaves her scent on your skin and wants to growl when you wash it away with artificial soaps and perfumes. She sucks bruises into every inch of you that anyone else could see.
She wants you to do the same. Wants to roll onto her back and expose her neck, and have you bite so hard you draw blood.
Ginger's wanting comes with teeth. What she is demands she sinks her teeth into things, that she draws blood. Even when she loves you. Because she loves you, maybe. She needs to leave a mark on you. She needs to always be there. She needs the same from you.
Needs you to leave scars on her that she can touch when you're not around. Proof that you were there. Proof that you're coming back. You don't carve your name into things and then abandon them. When you own things you keep them.
When you're gone the world goes dim and cold. She couldn't survive in a world without you. She wouldn't even attempt it. What would be the fucking point?
"We're a pair. We belong to each other. Always, yeah?"
#crazy ass girls gang#tiffany valentine x reader#jordan li x reader#jordan li imagine#tiffany valentine imagine#jennifer check x reader#jennifer check imagine#ginger fitzgerald x reader#carrie white x reader#nancy downs x reader#thank you ty and oak for helping me place these guys i was in the trenches#im still in the trenches right now because im down BAD i want them all in a way that#MUST be studied by scientists this shit ain't normal#sorry if this makes me look gay it's because i am#got a little lost in the sauce with ginger HELLO???
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girl one of my school friends straight up just said 'i wish i was a girl but im not so it is what it is' and when i replied 'i'm gonna forcefem you im going to slip estrogen into your sandwich' """he""" was like 'i wish'
by the time we graduate i want """""him""""" to change """""""""his"""""""""" pronouns. any tips?
Get some pills into her food now!!
#But seriously.#Talk to her. Tell her that if she wants to#She just can#That thereâs no criteria besides will#And give her the time to accept that#Be here for her if you can#Itâs not easy for the new girls#To understand that thereâs no magic sauce that makes you trans#That you donât have to know it from birth#You can just wake up one day and decide itâd be fun#Because gender is whatever you make it to be
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suneater
#sol#warrior cats#sol warrior cats#warriors#theres a lot of things i wish i did better but i really just wanted to Draw the Idea.#said idea came to me upon seeing a exploded sauce. said to myself what if you drew sol as aqua regia eating the sun#so. there you go.#suggested listening for this piece: the marching beast by aphrodites child
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Wei Wuxian eats a watermelon. Yep!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#nothing out of the ordinary here. Just good fandom fun#Watermelon discourse has been going on and I want to let people know where I stand.#This came about because I wanted to experiment with translating the (traditional) PD-MDZS style to a digital format#and while sitting there thinking of what to draw...my inspiration came to me.#This is the equivalent of sneaking vegetables into the spaghetti sauce but its important to get your gotdamn veggies#I'm not very good at organizing my thoughts (evidence: the tags of every post on this blog).#but please do not look away from this moment in history. One person cannot solve it and no one expects you to.#Even if it is just spending time doing some research on the situation and history. Or boosting posts that are more articulate#Any action helps! ANY action! Everyone has a different level of capacity for this and that's okay. Anything is fine. Dont let it be nothing#Anyhow. did I like doing this digitally? Yes but its mixed. It was faster but also spark the same joy I usually get while drawing#I will have to get over it very quickly though. You will all see why in a few days
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When @annawayne decides to draw the most adorable Aruani ever, there are suddenly no more things such as bad vibes and low moods.
T_T look at them!!!! THE CUTEST!!!! DON'T YOU WANNA EAT THEM!!!!!!
#ANNA!#HOW CAN YOU JUST draw SUCH THINGS AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO BE CHILL ABOUT IT!#THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER!!!! T______T#i cannot#I want TO DIP THEM IN SAUCE AND EARLT#ear*#aEat*#EAT**#fuck#HELP#I'M OVERWHELEMED BY CUTENESS!!!!#thank you so much for letting me share this with everyone#akdhanskkwjendnkemsiwodmchdid and thank YOU for this T_T it made my whole day and week and EVERYTHING else!#aruani#art#attack on titan#aruannie#armin arlert#annie leonhart#armin x annie#shingeki no kyojin#aot#snk
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for the halloween requests!!
Maybe Blaze, Siler and Marine as pirates? Or just Marine as a pirate/captain? That kid deserves some love QuQ
Thabk you!
You are so right, Marine deserves the world <3
#Iâm sorry silver is sauce-less I ran out of time lol#also the marine costume is one she wore in Archie!! itâs so cute and Iâve always wanted to draw it#thank you for the ask! đ#my art#halloween costume x character asks#silver the hedgehog#marine the raccoon#blaze the cat
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clown hours
new deltarune newsletter. i dont know how many characters are featured across the 50-ish valentines but i want it on record i only got queen and rouxls among mine. you will look at them
obviously toby fox knows my email personally somehow and knew exactly who to send me (joke. but also what are the odds)
#deltarune#rouxls kaard#queen#not art#deltarune newsletter#valentines day#queenkaard#oh my god they're in the same email together.......... babes wake up we got crumbs..............#this isn't even crumbs this is like a hint of sauce somebody wiped on a door handle by mistake#i knew she had king blocked on facebook.#also there's another rouxls valentine directed at queen specifically and he 'forgot what she looked like' but he wants to be her#and i quote. 'valentines lackeye'. raised eyebrow emoji#i love them as either pals Or partners but boy whatever is going on in canon is miles funnier#please rb this post with what valentines you got i want to see them all. especially if there are more than 2 per character#the spamton one is also great. days since incident on the war thunder forums: 0
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what if we kissed... and we were both marketable plushies
#I Had to put them together you understand#prsk fa#shizuku hinomori#hinomori shizuku#momoi airi#airi momoi#shizuairi#shizuai#whatever you want to call them#ros sauce art#more more jump#prsk gl
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Any updates youâd want to share of your incredible marc 31&unfucked/airport rosquez wip? Or do you move in silence
twink for sale. never fucked. part one here, part two here ! yet again i have not reread the previous parts so these idiots might very well be talkin in circles. c'est la vie i am what i am.
Marc leans against the counter of the bar, a thick slab of slightly sticky wood covered in a mess of elbows and drinks. Itâs not exactly a dive, but itâs unpretentious, laid back. Marc likes it. Likes the sound of the music and the smell of cigarette smoke.
The Ducati crew are all here, plus the Gresini peopleâ celebrating an all-Ducati podium that saw Pecco roaring away into the distance before anyone could figure out a way to catch him, shades of Jorge Lorenzo. Marc had snapped up P3. Whatever.
He sighs. Studies the menu like he isnât just going to order the same thing he always does.
Alex is feeling sickâ staying at the hotelâ and he doesnât even know why heâs here. It's nice, but he doesnât really know anyone. He wants to text Santi, see what the people at Honda are up to, but he balks. Someone might run a headline, and he doesnât want to deal with that. He'll call them later, when he gets back to Spain, and link up for dinner then.
He orders his mojito and pauses, caught as a warm hand lands on his shoulder. He looks over, expecting one of his mechanics or someone from the factory team. Insteadâ Valentino. VR46 mustâve been invited as well.Â
A grin splits his face before he can help it.Â
âYou still order the same drink.â Vale muses, like poking that particular bruise doesnât even hurt him. He justâ remembers Marcâs drink order like itâs nothing,
Marc ducks his head. âShut up,â
âNo, itâs just, you saidâ you are older now, yes? I thought maybe you would make a change?â
âWhy should I? I like what I like.â
Vale flags the bartender and asks for a Negroni, curls his long hand against the glass. Marc catches his eyes on the bones of a wrist, the way it looks in the low lighting. He blinks.
He doesn't know whatâs going on with him lately.Â
Vale leans closer, looks around, conspiratorial. Grin white sharp in yellow light, shirt gaping at the collar to expose the long lines of his neck. He raises a finger at Marc.
âYou know, Bez has a bet about you,â
âBezzecchi?â Marc asks, pulling back into himselfâ heâs never called him Bez, isnât about to start now.
Vale tilts a chin over to the corner, where Bezzecchi and Pecco seem locked in some sort of boozy, animated discussion. Marc catches snatches of words in Italian: tattoo, turbo, braking.
âWhat bet?â He asks, turning back to watch Vale take a sip of his drink. Itâs a wonder thereâs not a camera on them. Althoughâ he thinks about that headline. Friends again. Maybe he wouldnât mind.
âThat you will not win another title,â Vale says casually, smacking his lips around the bitter of his drink.Â
Theyâve never been two people known for playing it safe.
Marc hums, fiddles with his bar napkin. âOh, does he?â He doesnât mention the bet heâs been told Uccio has. Four thousand dollars towards the same.
Vale nods. Places an elbow next to Marc on the bar and leans. Marc catches a whiff of his cologneâ something spicy.
âWhy should I care?â Marc shrugs, plays confused. He doesnâtâ itâs Bezzecchi. Heâs always been a bit weird about Marc. After Valencia last year, Marc has just written him off completely. One of Valeâs devotees too caught up in their history to think clearly for himself.
Vale laughs. âI guess you shouldnât.â
âAnd what about you?â Marc prods, a little spiky. He's pretty sure he knows the answer. âWhat do you think? Will I win?âÂ
Vale tilts his head.Â
âYou could do it,â and Marc stares. ââif it rains.â Is the punchline that drags a smile back to him like a punch to the gut.
âAh, I see. Master in the wet.â Marc waggles his eyebrows and Vale chuffs a laugh, scrubs a hand down his face like heâs embarrassed he finds Marc funny.Â
âNo no, but youâre the only one crazy enoughâ Brno 2019,â He reminds Marc. âWhy was it raining for us and not for you?â
Marc doubles over, presses his smile into his palm. He still canât quite believe this is happeningâ that Vale still knows how to twist the knife enough to make it sweet instead of making it hurt, teasing in ways that make Marc bark a laugh instead of blink away the burning feeling in his stomach. Now the joke isâ how bad it got is almost funny. The ludicrousness of their falling out. His injury. Vale retiring. Leaving Honda. and Marc shouldnât be laughing really, but Valeâs always found a way to thrive in the comedic incongruity of a situation. How the hell did we even get here? Is the question, and they both seem to find it abruptly hilarious, tension snaking ephemerally away from them as they giggle like children.
Vale regroups, catching his breath, âBah, anyways. Pecco will be very, very strong. Hard to beat when he is giving 100%.âÂ
Itâs probably the truth. Itâs what he should say. Marc doesnt think he means it, and his smile grows.
He pretends to think. âYes. He is. But I'm not trying to be greedyâ nine is, nine would be a good number.â Continuing their themeâhalf a jab, half a jokeâa test. Are they there yet, he's asking, can Vale take the same treatment from Marc? Daring Vale to confirm all his worst assumptions. If heâs going to pull back, get it over with. Pull him down to earth from where it feels like heâs floating away.
âNot as good as ten, no?â Vale says smoothly, and it would sound like taking the bait but his voice is still a tease, and his smile is still there, and heâs still next to Marc. Leans closer, even.
Marc doesnât think heâs blinked in the last 45 seconds.
âNo,â Marc lets every bit of his confidence into his voice. Nine times world champion is good, but Vale is right. He wants ten. âNo, itâs not.â
âAh, so that is the plan? Beat me?â Vale pulls another sip from his drink, leaning on the bar like he owns it.Â
Marc shrugs, grins hugely. âBeat everyone. These guysâ they are not better than you, and they are not better than me.â
âMaybe not.â Valeâs looking at him, eyes sparkling, and Marcâs melting down, like sugar dissolving into tea.
He clears his throat. Maybe the mojito is stronger than he thought. He hasnâtâ theyâve never talked about it like this. He hasnât wanted to talk about this. But he likes that itâs happening now, somehow. That itâs happening like this, like itâs the past instead of the present.
âEh, you know, youâve been coming to a lot of races.âÂ
âI have people I want to see.â Vale says, which could mean a lot of things, and âOld friends included,â which could mean less things but also isnât necessarily any less confusing. Then he taps a finger on the edge of Marcâs drink, a non sequitur. âCan I try?â
Marc nods, feels like his brain is running a step behind his body. Watches Vale move the straw to take a sip from the rim, then think through the taste hitting his tongue.
âDo you like it?â
Vale shrugs, noncommittal, then pushes his glass towards Marc. He puts his hand on the back of Marcâs neck.Â
âHere. Try mine.â
âNo, no noâ I have had Negronis. Too bitter.â Marc says, even as he raises the drink to his lips. There's no straw in this one, just lips against glass. He wonders if itâs the same spot Vale had been drinking from earlier.
Bitter aromatics burst in his mouth. He makes a face against the strength of it, feels Valeâs laugh through his hand on the back of his neck. He shivers a little, itâsâ he doesnât know why he's doing that.
He decides not to think about it. It could be cold in here, he hasnât really been paying attention.
âAh, youâre one of those with a sweet tooth?â Vale takes his drink back from the well of Marcâs hand, and their fingers zap a little static shock that makes Marc feel brave.
Marc winks. âI am guilty.â
Vale justâ looks at him. And theyâve done a lot of that in their history, looked at each other, tried to ascertain the next move to make on track or the next mind game to use in a press conferenceâ but this feels different. Marc feels different. His skin feels tight and his head feels dizzy and his heart is pounding, and through it all Vale keeps looking, and he doesnât quite know what to say or what to do, but he knows he doesnât want it to stop.
There's a big cry from the other side of the room, breaking his train of thoughtâ some mechanics in a rowdy conversation of some sort, and Marc becomes hyper aware of how exposed they are right now. Anyone could seeâ well, he doesnât know quite what, but he knows he doesnât want them to see it. He shifts, darts eyes to the exit.
He wants to leave, and it could be the alcohol, but Valeâs face is pretty much the exact thing that Marc wants to see right now.
âWant to head back?â Marc asks, feeling a little recklessâ itâs a flyaway, heâs pretty sure theyâre all packed inside the same hotel.
Vale considers him for a minute, and as Marc waits for him to speak he wonders if the booze is catching up to him. The world feels like itâs rushing around his ears.Â
âFor sure.â Vale murmurs, and when he takes his hand off of Marcâs neck he can feel it slide all the way down his back.
When they get into the Uber, Marc looks at his phone and gives a little groan. Tries to shake it off. Feel more sober. Reassert some normalcy from their earlier tension. Vale and himâ they haven't been friends in eight (Or nine? Marc thinks, Is it nine?) years. Thereâs bound to be growing pains.
âItâs so early.â He groans.
Vale nods. It is.
âIâm old.â Marc continues, reminded of their conversation in the airport. Itâs true nowâ with Aleix going, heâll be the veteran. How did that happen. You canât talk to me about old, Vale had said. But he finds that he wants to.
âYou are not old,â Vale echoes, with emphasis, like Marcâs insane. What does he know, heâs even older.
Marc puts a hand on his bad arm, which hurts. Slides down in the seat a little, loose with alcohol. He's such a lightweight now. He lets out a big sigh.
Vale nudges him. He's got a look on his faceâ that same conspiratorial one from the bar earlier, and Marc cranes his neck up.
âMarc,â
âYeah?â God, his eyes are blue.
âTell meâ do you want to pay Bez back?â
âWhat?â Marc croaks, not really processing what heâs saying. He doesnât want to talk about Bezzecchiâ he can still see the skin between Valeâs shirt and his neck, canât stop looking at it. He leans in heavily. Thinks about a world where Vale puts a hand on the inside of his thigh and leans right back.
âYeah.â Vale flips up his hand to flash a hotel key card. probably Bezzecchiâs. He grins, waiting for Marc to get the joke, and after a momentâ it clicks. Laughter explodes out of Marcâs chest.Â
It's been a minute since Valentino and him were on the inside of something. In cahoots, instead of at odds, and he feelsâ energized. Adrenaline creeping into him like an old friend. Suddenly, he doesnât feel old at all, and he wants to get out and do somethingâ sweat, dance, move, fuck. Get Vale to keep smiling at him. Ruin Bezzecchiâs day. Win another race this year. Win a championship.
For once, he sure that Vale feels about the same.
He leans into Valeâs space, sees his smile widen in return. âLetâs hide all of Bezzâs socks.â
So they do.
#'callie at what point in the season does this take place' i encourage you not to think about that whatsoever.#kind of want to write them breaking in to nab bez's socks but im unsure i could do it justice...#like in my brain its a comical farce where they have to impersonate him to a suspicious but slightly sauced celestino vietti#while vale has his hand over marc's mouth to muffle the HYSTERICAL honks comin out of him and yes. marc gets a boner.#motogp#callie speaks#asks#rosquez#my fic#my prompts#airport au
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Wanna draw Grefgore doing something silly? Maybe seeing something he hasn't before
Emizel put garlic in the spaghetti sauce as a prank, by the time it pays off itâs not even funny anymore
#jrwi the suckening#jrwi grefgor#đđđđ thank you so much anonymous user!!!#got to thinking about that one post where op wanted to give a medieval peasant spaghetti with tomato sauce#and fucking ran with it#Grefgore is also in a party city Templar costume because Charlie mentioned it and now it lives rent free in my brain#jrwi grefgore#grefgore#grefgor#shilo bathroy#shilo bathory#emizel tucker#this is messy but GODDAMNIT ITS FUNCTIONAL#omgart#btw Grefgore was so darn happy to be readily included in shenanigans that he legitimately considered eating the spaghetti anyway#just so you know
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sorry i woobified them
#to the anon that wanted kate and rouge i am working on an actual drawing i will not be responding to you with this i am sorry#dialogue in the img id...#p.awesome sauce#rouge would not say that (beats myself up)#rouge the proxy#heather marshall#kate the chaser#kate milens#kate milens hayes#kate x rouge#rouge x kate#creepypasta#crp#kate's camera#sorry i need to tag lauren#lauren#lauren sta#STA#slender the arrival#slender the eight pages#yuri
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au where the el tigre tiger spirit is an ancient and sort of prehistoric spirit in the wildest reaches of the ghost zone, and the belt allows it to like... 1/4 possess someone (just giving them some extra powers [including retractible chain hands?? ghosts, idk] without affecting their personality)
#el tigre#nicktoons unite#as a result of this El Tigre is very hard to possess. theres already someone in there. get your own meat puppet skulker#mannys still 100% susceptible to overshadowing lol its a nontransferable skill#man i just think danny n manny should get an Explore the ghost zone episode#maybe precipitated by the belt not working.. manny grappling with the possibility that he may never be able to be El Tigre again...#or manny getting 100% possessed channeling the tiger spirit..something that existed millennia before good and evil..super powerful but fera#but also if normal El Tigre possession gives you just like a scoch of tiger spirit. like youve had a single shot of whiskey#el tigre is just a little more intense focused and scary than manny.. not enough to really notice unless you pay attention#also i had literally nothing else i wanted to work on so i put hours of sauce into this while staying up for work OTL#i wayyyy overdid it lol i shouldve quit an hour ago. so it goes#please admire my badly drawn tiger and excruciatingly drawn stripes... please clap
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I canât believe that I missed nearly two weeks of
Daily CRK Headcanon!
[HEADCANONS NO. 42-54]
Golden Cheese Cookie is the shortest of all the Ancients.
Butter Roll Cookie and Butter Pretzel Cookie (from Ovenbreak) are estranged siblings.
Cream Unicorn Cookie wears leg warmers to help disguise their hooves.
Wildberry Cookie and Raspberry Cookie are like siblings to one another.
Oyster Cookie is secretly a lesbian, and feels very conflicted about it.
Mala Sauce Cookie and Capsaicin Cookie are also like siblings to one another.
Cherry Blossom Cookie and Cherry Cookie live in a renovated van, and started traveling after their parents died.
Financier Cookie wants to adopt a child someday.
Raspberry Cookie is very extroverted and has a lot of friends.
Once in a while the Cookies of Darkness will have a group self-care day, and itâs the only day when they sort of get along.
Royal Margarine Cookie once encountered Kumiho Cookie, and that meeting quickly led to an intense out-rizzing competition.
When Cotton Cookie dies, she will turn into a frost spirit and get to travel the world with her best friend for all eternity.
Rockstar Cookie and Parfait Cookie are siblings.
#this one was SO LONG#I am so sorry I kept you guys waiting#also I kind of want to infodump on some of these hcâs so Iâll put up a poll#anyway tag time#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#crk headcanons#golden cheese cookie#butter roll cookie#butter pretzel cookie#cream unicorn cookie#wildberry cookie#raspberry cookie#oyster cookie#mala sauce cookie#capsaicin cookie#cherry blossom cookie#cherry cookie#financier cookie#cookies of darkness#royal margarine cookie#kumiho cookie#cotton cookie#rockstar cookie#parfait cookie#Daily CRK Headcanon#I am NOT tagging every cookie of darkness individually
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