#if you think 'I'm not into ASMR but I do love the tapping'...

[vergina-spva]

Any other ASMR enjoyers watching Wednesday and just loving every time Thing walks or ‘talks’ or whatever?

[retiredteabag]

I don't get it... but I'll do it for you

synopsis: Nanami tries to do asmr for you after a long day…

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I am obsessed with the idea of showing partner!nanami asmr.... You two would be lying in bed, it would probably start with him asking if you always needed white noise to fall asleep.

"I'm not sure honestly" You would begin, "But I like a lot of noises, I even find your breathing to be relaxing."

"My breathing?" He would smile, gazing at your desperate nods.

"I'm serious! I don't know what it is... I could be wide awake but then hear something and-" You make a lazy snoring sound.

Nanami laughs, he thinks it's odd but also endearing! He's watching you as you pull out your phone.

"Haven't you ever heard of asmr? It's super popular now." Your looking up at him as you try to find a video that he might like.

"Hmm? Oh... no? I don't think so..." You raise a brow at him which only brings forth a low chuckle.

"Here, watch." You lift the phone for him to see. He takes your wrist gently in his grasp to bring it farther away, squinting in the process. You hum.

"old man..." is mumbled.

He smirks at your jest, eyeing you for a moment before he tries to experience the video on the screen. His fingers slide up and down over your wrist as he purses his lips.

"I'm sorry, my love, I don't think I understand." He looks away from your phone. Bringing your arm forward to leave a kiss there.

"No, no, I think you're just not used to it." You state.

You'll ask him to lay down, giving him your phone. You'll go through a couple of videos, trying to find something he'll like as you play with his hair.

"Don't you feel anything?" You look down at him.

He sets your phone on his chest as he gazes up at your face, "Only your hands, my dear."

"Hmm... I wish you could... It's like a massage... in your brain." You giggle, sliding back to his side before setting your phone on the bedside desk, bookmarking the discussion as you prepare for bed.

I imagine a few days would pass, likely following your normal routine before you eventually have a rough day at work. Nanami would get a text informing him that once you arrive home you want to lay atop him like a dead fish until the day slides off your shoulders.

He would greet you at the door, helping you slide off your jacket, bag, and shoes. He would kiss your cheeks before pulling you into the shared bedroom, allowing you to lay your weight across his body as he begins to run his hands down your spine.

As he starts to play with your hair, he is reminded of the conversation the two of you shared the week prior. It wouldn't take long before he would start to rub his thumbs along the skin of his other fingers, before starting to gently tap them together. Trying to emulate the sounds you had fervently told him relax you so much.

It probably wouldn't take long for you to recognize what he was doing, as soon as he starts to flutter his fingers by your ears you would rise quickly to a position that allowed you to look at him in the eyes.

"Were you doing asmr just now?" You would smile broadly.

"Oh..." He would drop his hands to your hips, "I was trying to be relaxing." His smile was embarrassed and the cuteness aggression it caused you was instantaneous.

"It was! It so was!" You kiss his cheek, my God this man was adorable, "I'm super relaxed!" You would slip down his form again and grab his hands to bring them to your ears once more, "Go again! I loved it!"

He would bring his hands down in embarrassment, twisting to hold your hands in his. Heat flushing his cheeks, a smiley "hmmm" leaving his chest. It would probably be a few moments before he allowed himself to slide his palms back up and play with your hair once again.

[wh0reforcoriolanussnow]

PLEASEEE CAN YOU DO A TOM BLYTH X ACTRESS ASMR FIC. IDK IF YOUVE EVER SEEN THE W MAGAZINE INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITIES DOING ASMR BUT ID LOVE TO READ ONE OF TOM AND THE READER BEING ALL CUTE AND WHOLESOME WHILE DOING ASMR AND TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

ASMR chaos || Tom Blyth x actress!reader

A/n: you guys continue to blow my mind with the scenarios and prompts you give me 😃 keep em coming!

Warnings: pure fluff!

Wc: 1,010

Divider by @pommecita

Walking into the room, you throw Tom an interested look as the two of you look at the microphones on the the table. As we settled into our seats, the interviewer, a vibrant woman named Lisa, welcomed us with a warm smile. “Today, we’re going to do something a bit different, something fun. Have either of you tried ASMR?” she asked.

“No, we haven’t,” You and Tom exchanged playful glances, both secretly wondering what you had gotten yourselves into. “Well, this will be a first for the both of you then!” Lisa exclaimed. “Absolutely, let’s do it,” Tom replied with a grin.

“I don’t think we’re gonna do that well babe, we’re both loud people,” You squeeze Tom’s arm as he laughs, putting on his headsets as you follow suit.

“Hey guys,” you gently murmur into the microphone, a playful glint in your eyes. “I’m Y/n Y/l/n” Tom shoots you a sidelong glance, a charming smile gracing his lips. "And I'm Tom Blyth," he adds with a hushed tone, his voice carrying a hint of mischief.

“And today-“ You move to the next microphone but end up bumping into it creating a loud noise. You cringe at the sharp noise, while Tom, caught off guard, tries to stifle a laugh, his eyes dancing with amusement.

“Sorry,” You sheepishly smile, dimples forming on your cheeks, “Today we’ll be doing A-” Tom smoothly moved towards the microphone, his voice flowing seamlessly, "S-" you gracefully took your place at the other mic, "M-" a shared moment of anticipation, "R," Tom concluded, and with satisfied glances, you both silently exchanged a high-five.

Your first challenge was the classic apple crunch. Tom took the lead, picking up a shiny red apple. He leaned into the microphone, giving it a thoughtful look before taking a bite. The crisp sound echoed in the studio, and a spontaneous giggle escaped you at the absurdity of the situation.

"Now, your turn," Tom said, handing you the apple with a mischievous glint in his eyes. You took a deep breath, trying to maintain composure. As your teeth sunk into the apple, the studio filled with a satisfying series of crunches.

Biggest mistake you made was looking at Tom, mid bite. You automatically screw your eyes shut as you and Tom lose it, having to turn away from the mics as you let out hearty chuckles.

"Don't look at me!" You whisper yell at Tom in a joking matter as he wipes the tears from his eyes, "Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help myself," he quietly apologies as you smack his arm gently. The studio was filled not only with the sound of apple crunches but also the infectious sound of both your laughs.

You were then passed a can of coke. Tapping on it with you manicured nails, you move it from microphone to microphone as Tom watches amused. "I'm so bad at opening cans with nails on-" You start but Tom has already taken it, opening it with a satisfying pop near the microphone.

The sound of it fizzing reached you ears as you purse your lips at the sound of it. You take the can back and lean towards your microphone, Tom's hands moving to tuck the stray pieces of hair that had fallen.

You try to contain your laughter as you bring the can up to your lips, sipping it. The noise was surprisingly loud in your earphones as you start quietly laughing. You took another sip, deliberately prolonging the sound for comedic effect, the noise was a combination of tiny slurps and the distinctive hiss of carbonation.

"Here, you try," you pass the can to Tom who takes it with a playful grin. He takes measured sips of it as you slightly squirm in your seat at the loud sound of it in your earphones. You watch as he takes large sips of it.

"I shouldn't have taken too many sips," he groans, setting the can down as a mischievous grin lights up your face as he adds, "I feel like burping now" he places a hand on his stomach.

"is burping considered satisfying in asmr though?" you quip, glancing at the camera crew who try to conceal their amusement. Your eyes return to Tom. "I don't know, I guess we'll find out won't we?" He chuckles, moving to the microphone.

You absolutely lost it as the sound of Tom's burp reaches your ear causing you to rip out your earphones, leaning over in your seat as you laugh out loud. Tom couldn't help but laugh at your reaction as he smacks his knee, creating an even louder sound that fueled both of your laughter.

"I think we've reached peak asmr chaos," Tom manages to say as you compose yourself, sitting up in your seat, "I'd like to formally apologise to everyone watching this-" you say in between your laugh as Tom nudges you playfully.

Your laughter became a recurring theme throughout the interview, making it clear that the genuine camaraderie between Tom and you extended beyond the screen.

A plate of watermelon was then passed to the both of you. Tom, ever the showman, took a big, theatrical bite, causing droplets of juice to splatter across the table causing your eyes to widen as you were mid-bite.

You silently laugh, throwing your head back, "We're so bad at this," Tom shakes his head with a light laugh, wiping a dribble of watermelon juice from his chin.

The next thing the two of you were handed was a bowl of noodles. "Oh no," You whisper, biting your thumb as you eye the crew member placing it in front of the two of you, including two forks.

"I just know this isn't going to end very well," you predicted, taking a fork and loading up a substantial bite of noodles. Tom grinned as he did the same.

Brushing your hair back, you leaned toward the microphone. As the fork approached your mouth, you felt Tom's intense gaze on you. "Don't even look at me," you playfully warned him, your eyes fixed ahead. Tom chuckled, fully aware that locking eyes would trigger another laughing fit.

Chewing on the noodles, you couldn't help but let out a satisfied moan at the flavor. Glancing at Tom, you saw him slurping a noodle, prompting you to cover your mouth to stifle laughter.

Tom slowly opens the packet of chips, the sound filling your ears. He passes you a chip as you both place it in your mouth, the crunch satisfying the both of you.

Your chewing comes to a stop as your eyes slightly widen at the familiar tingling sensation in the back of your throat. You squeeze Tom's arm as he gives you a puzzled look.

You then look at the chip packet, it was chili flavoured. "Oh," Tom whispers, knowing your spice tolerance was incredibly low. "Can I have water please," you start fanning yourself as Tom lets out a chuckle, quickly offering you his bottle of water as you gratefully take it.

You let out a satisfied sigh, your head leaned on Tom's shoulder. "I'm so bad with spice," you reveal, letting out a small giggle as the interview came to an end.

"Well that's it from us," Tom whispers in the microphone, "I hope you guys enjoyed this chaotic interview, I hope it was somewhat satisfying?" You sheepishly grin at the camera as Tom chuckles.

[lost-in-fandoms]

https://www.tumblr.com/lost-in-fandoms/762168056269144064/thinking-about-streamer-max-who-lowkey-does?source=share

Omg. Omg!!!! Streamer Max my beloved! What does Daniel do when he stumbles onto Max's stream? I'm just imagining him clicking on a random link or something and suddenly bam he's got a face full of this pretty streamer with slutty short shorts!

(Anyway love your work and hope you have a great day!! 🥰)

You are so sweet I hope you have a great day too!!

Some slutty streamer Max to try and have something good to end the day with

Daniel sighs, rolling over towards the bedside table and grabbing his phone, checking the time for what feels like the twentieth time that night already.

4:42 am.

Just twenty minutes after the last time he checked.

He sighs again, sitting up slightly to drink some water, resigned to the fact that he'll probably won't get any sleep tonight either. If he's lucky, he'll get a couple hours when the sun is rising and then sneak a nap in somewhere during the afternoon.

He knows that jet lag is not helping, having landed in Perth from Los Angeles just two days ago, but he's been dealing with this insomnia for way too long to lie to himself any further. Sleep simply isn't coming.

He's tried most things already tonight, from the relaxing herbal tea his mom had recommended, to the white noise machine, to the podcasts, to the meditation. Nothing has worked.

He grabs his phone again, going through some of his messages and emails before clicking on the twitch app.

It's something new he's been trying the past couple of weeks, doesn't even remember who recommended it to him, and so far it hasn't worked, but at this point into the night he's willing to do anything. Whoever it was who first told him about it had been speaking about ASMR streams and music channels, but Daniel has been mostly browsing around, not really finding anything that catches his eye.

Tonight, he moves past the few streams he has followed already, scrolling through the live channels without looking for anything in particular, until something catches his eyes.

At first glance the stream doesn't look like anything special, even if the game itself looks cute, just a guy in a dimly lit room in a corner of the screen, mouth moving to say words Daniel can't hear yet, but.

The guy is sitting on a gaming chair, leaning back slightly in a way that Daniel doubts is fully comfortable, legs splayed, his short shorts bunched up to leave milky skin on display. He's using both hands to play, but just as Daniel is watching, slightly transfixed, he laughs, probably at something in chat, and brings one hand away to lightly scratch at his neck and then down to his leg, pulling it more to the side, fingers grazing on his crotch.

Daniel swallows.

He taps on the screen, opening the stream without really thinking about it, finally letting the guy's voice play through the speakers.

"...just for 40 more minutes. No, you cannot bribe me for one hour, Kiks, not even if you use the cute emote. I have work."

He has an accent, a lisp that comes out when he says Kiks, bright blue eyes and a lovely smile. And a hand that is still on his dick.

Daniel's eyes fall on the name of the stream, Farming some slimes, which tells him nothing, and the name of the game, Slime Rancher 2, which tells him that at least he's not in some sort of secret porn category, before going back to the camera square.

The guy is now playing again, hands just barely in view from where they're wrapped around the controller, and Daniel takes a breath, trying to gather his bearings after feeling like he's just been hit over the head with an hammer.

The chat is scrolling by slowly, his 236 viewers obviously not all interested in talking, so Daniel has no problem catching the last few messages. It's mostly people complaining about the guy leaving early, the person he was talking to earlier, KicksforKiks24, offering to gift some subs if he stays longer, and Daniel wonders if he is the only one noticing the absolutely sinful thighs on display here.

Nightnectior: What if I ask really nicely Max?

The new message pops up in chat, and Daniel watches as the streamer, Max apparently, laughs again, shaking his head.

"No, Night, I told you, I have things to do early in the morning."

Okay, maybe Daniel is the weird one here. Maybe he is the only one thinking about Max's legs and reading his posture wrong. Maybe he is the only perv in this chat, and everyone else is absolutely normal.

Severson: would love to see you do /things/ in the morning

Daniel chokes on his spit.

He's expecting Max to ignore it, or to delete the message, or to have any kind of reasonable reaction, but Max.

Max grins.

He blinks slowly, shifting on the chair almost casually, bringing one foot up to rest on the seat, shorts bunching up so much Daniel can see a hint of pubes, the outline of his balls and dick now fully visible, and then sliding a hand down his thigh to rest on his lower belly, fingers grazing his crotch again.

"Would you?" he asks, voice low.

Daniel has forgotten what Max's asking about. He's forgotten about anything that isn't the desire of sinking his teeth in the meat of his thigh, to have them wrapped around his head, and the knowledge that his dick is half hard already.

"I don't think that's how it works," Max says, in response to a message Daniel doesn't even care to look at right now. He's barely aware of the chat going faster now, more messages popping up in a rapid succession.

"Oh look at all of you, coming out to play."

Max's hand slides lower, now fully on his dick, as he giggles, a sliver of his stomach exposed too. Daniel's heart is beating in his ears. He doesn't know what's happening.

There's a new sound on the stream, something that startles Daniel out of his daze enough to realise someone has just donated €50 just to call Max a pretty boy.

Daniel wonders how hard it is to figure out how donations work. How much he can donate without his bank blocking his account. How much it would take for Max to do something.

He swallows, feeling slightly insane.

Max's fingers squeeze once.

Daniel's breath stutters in his chest, his hands twitching, wanting to touch himself too but so transfixed he doesn't dare moving.

And then Max shifts, grabbing the controller again and sitting up a bit, shirt falling back into place. Even if the outline of his dick is still clearly visible, something in the spell breaks, letting Daniel breathe again.

He can still feel his heart rabbiting in his chest, his mouth dry. His dick is hard under the sheets.

With a trembling finger, Daniel presses follow.

[tordenvejr]

hi vic! were you the one who previously posted about how to fix one’s nervous system before? did u ever get an answer? :(

there's luckily many, many things you can do 💛 i'm looking for community to help with sticking to it, and seeing progress together.

we want to tell your body that it is safe — and if we aren't safe in terms of our environment then we want to move towards being safe. if we grow up much of the time in fear and anxiety then our body learns that it must be alert all of the time, and it becomes its default state. and then when we are in this state small threats can seem towering, because we aren't regulated; our response is disproportional to what is happening. you can think of it as if usually if someone poked the skin of your arm it wouldn't feel painful, but if you have an unhealed wound there it will hurt despite the otherwise non-threatening nature of the touch.

here it becomes important to regulate and ease into the present by activating your parasympathetic nervous system consistently, as well as care for the parts of the past that sits in our bodies.

here's some regulation tools;

• dry brushing your legs

• lying with your feet up a wall

• hugs (it works to hug yourself too)

• looking up into your top right corner of your eye, holding until you yawn or for half a minute, and repeating on the other side.

• deep calm breathing, the 4-7-8 method.

• meditation, guided or otherwise.

• listening to asmr

• reading a book

• turning your water cold in the shower for a minute

• walking in nature

• nature sounds

• relaxing music

• breathing in deeply and then breathing in at the top again, and exhaling

• humming or singing

• stroking or petting your skin

and many more, the most important part is consistency. and then there's also the element of holding this space most of the time otherwise; so not consuming media that takes you into fear or depressive states for example.

• anything that relaxes you, think activities where you catch yourself stretching comfortably or exhaling a big yawn.

here's some tools for healing trauma/moving frozen energy in your tissue (other than seeing a therapist);

• allowing yourself to feel the emotions that come up, no matter how unpleasant. you can do this by speaking to it: "i allow you to be here as long as you need, i love you, i understand", things of that nature. it can help to place your hand or awareness over where you feel the sensations

• taking a walk when things come up, and not distracting yourself on this walk, this brings a gentle movement into the energy

• butterfly taps, alternating on each side while feeling the painful feelings. this is also a regulation technique

• tapping + feeling + talking through memories

• changing the dynamic around a trauma, for example if you withdraw as a coping mechanism set the intention and make the choice that next time that urge comes up you do the opposite; seek connection, compassion and support. if it's from someone specific, set up that expectation prior to it happening

there's many more, but these are some powerful ones.

💛

[a-story-teller]

Seriously one of the most confounding things in the world is pop-Christian moralizing.

"Is ASMR ok for Christians?? 🤨🤔😧" I'm not sure in what world it would be sinful to listen to soothing brushing, ocean sounds, and tapping, yet someone felt the need to ask the question, and someone else felt the need to make a YouTube video answering it. (I didn't watch it, so I don't know the verdict, but somehow you're trusting the verdict to a rando on YouTube and not Discernment from God?)

"Christian facials" because having a hot towel on your face and putting on serum is in any way aligned with a religion or lack thereof, and therefore needs to/even Can be made Christian?

"Christian-friendly sex positions" and the only difference is it's stick figures instead of realistic drawings, and instead of male/female or penetrator/receiver, it's husband/wife. Because you know those goofy health-book illustrations were distracting you from the righteous goal at hand: eating your girl out. But you can't call her your girl, you have to make it clear to everyone seeing you have sex (which... is just the 2 of you, right?) that you're having Good and Not Sinful sex, because you, a Husband, are Married to your Wife. Side note: the stick figures actively make it harder to figure out the intricacies of any of the positions and therefore are objectively shittier at doing what they're made to do.

Christian soap, christian mints, christian calendars, christian music, christian curtains, christian fiction, christian restaurants, christian news, christian shops. There are things in the world that are OK being secular. The fact that your soap does not have an icthus sign etched in that washes away in 3 days anyway does not make you a bad person, or even a bad christian. Your home does not need something Christian™️ in every room for people (or yourself!) not to forget you're christian... I assume?

The king who must say he is king, etcetera. This kind of mindset is so boggling to me, and reeks of nominative faith and deeeeep insecurity. Retail therapy but instead of buying temporary happiness you're buying temporary grace. Being so beholden to the dogma of organized religion that you go to any person feigning authority on the subject rather than using your own brain to make a decision. The idea that things can only be okay to interact with if they're explicitly christian, as though interacting with it as a christian doesn't inherently put it through a christian lens; as though you can only get things trickled down to you from church authority figures with robust enough constitutions to judge what's ok for you because you don't have the ability to think critically; as though you should stay away from what's "sinful" rather than, LIKE JESUS, be able to go into it and be a good example; as though instead of learning to be capable of handling it, you should be as weak to sin as possible; as though you have to go through the world with kid gloves because touching something dirty would soil your soul (which, of course this implies, is sparkling - impossible, arrogant, and kind of denying God, lol [actually, not lol, I'm expanding on that. Denying God by refusing to admit your own sin. Denying God by refusing his grace because you won't admit your own sin. Denying God by acting like his power couldn't absolve something as simple as being exposed to sin, let alone if you did end up making a miatake. Denying God by keeping yourself in Good Christian spaces and not being there for people who need outside help. There's more but I digress]).

Also, the childish áffect of refusing to say things as they are because that would be bad, but referring to it in euphamism is fine - or, transversely, that using colloquialisms is bad, but medical speak is fine, depending on what breed of crackpot christian you're dealing with. "Hanky-panky" just say sex. "Adult drinks" just say wine, beer, liquor. "Flower" for the love of all that is holy just say vulva/vagina/virginity. "Breasts" is fine to describe your chest but "boobs" is not. You can say "buttocks" but not "butt". Discussing bathroom activities is decisively not cool but if utterly necessary you must say "urine" and "feces" because pee and poop are too pedestrian.

Like, entire side tangent, but the weirdly widespread christian-ism of not discussing things frankly or discussing them super detachedly, but both preferring to never discuss them at all, regarding anything "potentially sinful" or "not spiritually uplifting" (usually boiling down to "anything physical") is so whack to me. Do not discuss your period, even in female spaces, because it's tmi. Don't talk about your health issues if they're not Clean enough subjects, even as something to pray about (like breast/prostate cancer, shitting diseases). Don't ever talk about your sex life except to wiggle your eyebrows at your kids when they're old enough. Don't hug your male friends, daughter. Don't play with your little cousins, son. Sex is so so bad but everything is about it, actually. Sex is so so great which is why you should feel guilty about ever wanting it. All nudity is sexual. Dress so they know you're a woman but also that you're a lady. Fart jokes are not allowed. You must remember that all men are looking at you with lust at all times but you can't hold that against them. All things that get you sweaty or muddy are bad. Hair on women is unnatural but just dandy for men, except we can't talk about pubic hair so you're just going to have to figure out on your own if it's less sinful to not think about your vag enough to do anything to it or to ensure you're free of all sinful hair. Here's how to do makeup in a god-honoring way, because you couldn't know on your own, and you must both jump through this hoop to be acceptable to your men but not have enough fun and personal expression with it for it to become anything other than a chore. It is wrong to kill, which is why we support the troops. We are supposed to help the poor, which is why I drive past the beggars that are dirty and ragged and smelly. We are supposed to celebrate God with our bodies, which is why my most spiritually moved state equates to slightly raising my arms.

I can't close this post without including my oft-quoted favorite example of this weird-ass pop-Christian phenomenon translating to real-life people in real-time thoughts: my mom saying she had to take into account "which ice cream flavor is most glorifying to God" at a froyo shop. Either it's raspberry, or she chose sin that day.

[soanliawriter]

( // NSFW Roleplay // ) ( female view )

( // down below shows a quick example of how this roleplay is gonna go. Basically imagine you're with Levi and actually having a shower sex with him, that's why it's called a roleplay 🤭😏, it's not a roleplay story, I won't write it like a oneshot, it's just an actual like "roleplay reading" if you want to put it that way, think of it like ASMR roleplay but minus the ASMR part haha // )

Example for what to expect in this roleplay:

"You like the feeling of my fingers, my nails softly scratching down your thighs, to your pussy"

(You respond in your own words)

"I like it when you call me that baby"

*ass slap!*

"You like that?"

(you respond breathe shaking of pleasure)

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( // So yeah! I got this idea from literally listening to nsfw Levi Ackerman ASMRS in Audiomack haha. Listen to this audio if you want more context NSFW Levi audio // )

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Roleplay scene: Shower sex with Levi Ackerman ->

Tags: shower sex, fingering, sucking pussy, raw no protection not even on pill (PLEASE DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME 😞)

a/n: This is completely new style of writing for me, almost like writing a script even, so hope ya'll enjoy hehe 😘

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(You striped down naked, Levi is in the shower waiting for you to join him)

"Well? Join me baby, I missed showering with you"

(You respond in your own words)

(Finally getting inside, relaxing when the warm water hits your body, Levi's arms wrapped around you, washing your body, relaxing to his touch)

"I know it's our job that's keeping us from showering like this, coming home at the morning and late at night"

(You respond in your own words)

"Feeling your curves, the softness of your body.. this pretty ass"

*ass slap!*

(You moaned out his name)

"Oh, how I miss this"

(Feeling Levi caressing and groping your ass, you turned around)

"What is it baby? Those eyes of yours is telling me, this will be more than just a shower"

(You respond in your own words)

"Well, if you allow it.. face the wall baby"

(He whispered on your ear as you obeyed, his hands never leaving your waist)

"I asked us to shower together, and then I slapped your ass without kissing you, I'm sorry"

(You respond in your own words)

"Ah then, don't worry, I'll be kissing you later"

*ass slap!*

"I love hearing your beautiful voice moaning baby, please do continue"

*another ass slap!*

(He stopped, started pushing his body close to you, feeling his hard on resting below your pussy folds, lightly brushing your clit)

"I can't tell if it's the water making you wet or I made you wet.. either way, it's sexy"

(You respond in your own words)

(Feeling his fingers trailing down your stomach, closing in your pelvic bone, using his nails lightly gliding it down)

"I felt you shiver baby, you like it when my fingers are inching closer to your, pretty little pussy?"

(You moaned out his name when he massaged circles on your sensitive clit)

"Let me run my cock against you baby"

(Levi rubbing circles on your clit in a good steady pace as he thrusts his cock back and forth in an equal steady pace as his fingers on your clit)

"Turn around, let me eat you out baby"

(You turned around, back facing the shower wall, he kneels down tapping on your left thigh)

"Lift this leg up baby, let it rest on my shoulder"

(You obeyed, resting your left leg on his shoulder, shuddering at the exposure of your aroused pussy to him)

"Hah, awe look at you, want me to eat you out baby? Make you feel good on my lips and tongue?"

(You respond in your own words)

"That's sexy of you baby, hah, time for dessert"

(As he said that, he goes in and licks and sucks on your eager pussy, hearing the squelch noise coming from him eating you out snd the water from the shower, Levi held your thighs to make sure you don't close them)

"Whose pussy is this baby?"

(You respond in your own words)

"Mine? Yeah, this pussy's all mine baby, am I making you feel good?"

(You moaned out as a response)

(shoving his middle and ring finger in you, thrusting it in fast speed, his lips and tongue licking and sucking on your clit, your hands automatically launched itself to lightly tug onto Levi's raven locks)

"I can feel you're about to cum baby, yeah? Cum for me baby, cum on my face, please, please"

(His fingers thrusting even faster as he continues to torture your sensitive clitoris with his tongue, licking and sucking)

"Yes yes baby, give me your cum, ohhh yeaah how I miss your cum!"

(You moaned out loudly as you cummed all over Levi's face, hearing him gulping down your juice, blushing hardly at the sight below you)

"You taste so good baby, now, want me to f**k you well and good now?"

(You moaned out his name, telling him to put it in already)

"Yeah? Tell me how badly you want my cock, hm? Beg baby beg"

*ass slap!*

(You begged as your legs was struggling to stand, the shower walls was slippery to hold on to as well)

"That's it, keep calling me that baby-- fu-- ah!"

(Levi inserted his hard cock inside of you, holding to your left leg, jolting of how big he is, not having sex for months, your pussy needs reminding how big Levi is)

"Oh f**k baby! You're so tight! I love it when I just slide right in, you dirty girl ahh~"

(You both moaning out, arms wrapped around his as he hold you firmly in his arms)

"Come on baby lift your other leg for me"

(You lifted it up, Levi quickly grabbing it and went back to thrust deep inside you, feeling his pubic hair touching you down there)

(You praised him how good he feels, how you missed his cock penetrating you deep inside)

"Oh yes baby! Yes! Ohh, f**k how I miss your pussy on my cock, yeah? Makes you feel incredibly good baby? Yeah? Yeah! F**k!"

(Levi's thrusts is getting faster as the sounds of skin to skin contact slamming against each other, the shower water running, moans filled the bathroom)

(You moaned out his name, telling him you're cumming)

"Yeah? Cum for me baby, oh f**ck, cum baby, cum on my cock"

(Heavy breathing was starting to get uneven, arms wrapped lazily around his shoulders, his grip on the back of your knees getting firmer, his thrusting getting faster, finally cumming together)

"Ah f**ck yes baby! Ahh~!"

(You moaning out his name, body shaking of pleasure, body relaxed on his arms, cock still inside you, both riding the orgasms you two had)

(You responded with a "I love you Levi")

"I love you too baby, let's find time to do this again"

(He said out of breathe, when he lets go of your legs, he held you up as you trembled to stand straight, slowly pulling his still hard on shaft)

"Hah, baby, I'm afraid we have to do round 2 on bed"

[ghostmemesource]

👻୧‿︵‿︵ rupaul's drag race sentence starters

these are quotes taken from seasons 11-15 of rupaul's drag race. send in one of the prompts below for my muse’s response. please change pronouns where you see fit. remember to specify muse if you're sending it to a multi muse.

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 15 Quotes ❝ Bad bitchery is as bad bitchery does. ❞

❝ Ain't no rest for this bitchface. ❞

❝ All that's left for to win is the crown. ❞

❝ Shady, hairy, and a thief. ❞

❝ I'm happy for you because I feel like you're finally entering your bitch era. ❞

❝ It's the grunting for me. ❞

❝ Oh, you gonna show your disco stick? ❞

❝ Feel how you feel, baby. Let it out! ❞

❝ This is gonna be fun! Should I sabotage somebody? Should I?! ❞

❝ I said what I said! ❞

❝ It's a new day of me being crazy. ❞

❝ I live for the couple's therapy right now. ❞

❝ Rest in peace to my hairline. ❞

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 14 Quotes ❝ You not gonna slap me, are you? ❞

❝ The last time someone handed me a key, it had white powder on the end of it. ❞

❝ It's chocolate. ❞

❝ I gave you a call, and guess who didn't fucking answer? You! ❞

❝ I need a diaper. ❞

❝ It's okay to be wrong sometimes. ❞

❝ I think I've established that compromise is for losers. ❞

❝ This is like the most hellish ASMR you've heard of. ❞

❝ She enjoys long walks on the freeway and coffee enemas. ❞

❝ I need to fucking retire, is what I need to do. ❞

❝ Emote! Through your face, not your ass. ❞

❝ Any hole is a goal. ❞

❝ Can you bend those legs behind your head? ❞

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 13 Quotes ❝ Well, you’re gonna discover I can rap! ❞

❝ As much as I love these bitches, athletes don’t go to the Olympics to make friendship bracelets. I’m ready to take these bitches down. Love them so much. ❞

❝ If you glue your lips, doesn’t it look like I’m a Jenner now? ❞

❝ When you put beautiful men in front of me, everything goes out the window. ❞

❝ A few weeks ago, I was “winner, winner, chicken dinner!” and now I am Lunchables. ❞

❝ When I look at you, I think of tap water! ❞

❝ If I ain’t gonna win a crown, I’mma win a man! ❞

❝ Ah-choo! She's sickening! ❞

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 12 Quotes ❝ That’s the thing on the TikTok that the kids do. ❞

❝ Do you have a condom I can borrow? I know you’re always safe. ❞

❝ You’re the prettiest girl on the planet … of the apes. ❞

❝ The truth is, when people are super vulnerable, we fall in love with them. That’s the hard point is being willing to be honest. ❞

❝ Thank you! Burn in hell! Go fuck yourself! ❞

❝ Here they come. Just act natural, act natural. ❞

❝ How do you feel about glitter? ❞

❝ I love glitter! ❞

❝ Look over there! ❞

❝ I fall for it every time. ❞

❝ You look like a Barbie out of the box. ❞

❝ I hope you can hear all that air I exclaimed from my body. ❞

❝ Well, that was a long flight. ❞

❝ Are you ready to live a little, sin a lot? ❞

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 11 Quotes ❝ When you feel your own oats so hard you forget there are other oats there. ❞

❝ Spooky Dooky. ❞

❝ I WAS READY! ❞

❝ Meh. ❞

❝ I'm currently oozing. ❞

❝ Twerking is a blessing baby. ❞

❝ You got to pick a struggle. You can't struggle at everything, bitch! ❞

❝ You 80s-looking porn star. ❞

❝ An ugly girl can never come for a pretty girl. ❞

❝ Hoe, you must go. ❞

❝ Bitch, I'm back! ❞

[frogmanfae]

Newsies as Things I Heard This Week Number 4

It's a long one

Medda: That was vewy scawy

Race: she did not just say vewy scawy in front of a class at 7 am on a Monday-

Blink: *shows duck earrings*

Elmer: *gasp* I love him his name is jaramiah

Blink: No

Elmer: Yes

Blink: All my ducks are nonbinary

Elmer: ...Their name is jaramiah then idfc

Davey: Can the sun just... Go away for a minute?

Race: Forever. It can just blow up and be gone

Davey: ...No then we'd all be dead

Katherine: Omg I love your outfit!

Sarah: Oh thank y-

Katherine: It's giving like... Rosie the Rivitor we can do it but like... Gay

Sarah: ...

Sarah: Thank you...? I actually love that hold on-

Hotshot: Why do you have 2 sandwiches??

Spot: One of them is for Race

Hotshot: Oh

Albert: Awww they're having a lunch date

Spot: *glares*

Albert: ...No response?

Spot: *GLARES*

Albert: Why are you looking at me like that?

Elmer: *shrugs*

Albert: ...Is it because I just swore really loudly and angrily from the other room?

Elmer: Yeah what was that about?

Albert: The spoons fell when I opened the silverware drawer

Elmer: That seems like an appropriate response

Albert: Shut up

Morris Delancey: Do you ever like see an Elephant shit and like... You like it? Like like like I don't know! But like! I liked it! I don't know! It's just like- *very clearly desperately trying to be relatable and floundering*

(I DON'T KNOW THE CONTEXT TO THIS IT WAS SOME GUY WALKING BEHIND ME IN THE HALLWAY)

Denton: *walking past a group of students eating lunch* Hey I just had triscuts today!

Davey, the guy who brought an entire box of triscuts: They're good right?

Denton: They've been around for 50 years! *leaves*

Race: ...Guys what's a triscut? ... What's a triscut???

Davey, about Romeo: He drank a whole can of tomato soup in the middle of band! Like uncooked unheated, not diluted, straight up- like who does that?? What is he- ashuguwah

Jack: She said we don't have total freedom in America because if we did you could just say you're hungry go to your neighbors house take their baby and eat it

Davey: ...Yeah I don't know what's happening right now but we have work to get started

Race: Om nom

Jack: What??

Davey: *pokes boob with bass drum mallet*

Sarah: *mid sentence* :0

Buttons: Look at me! The football fan! I loove NFL footba-

Crutchie: Shut the fuck up

Buttons: :0

Crutchie: You are a lying piece of they/them shit

Davey: *writing something on notebook paper*

Race: I asked you if you had note book paper and you said no!

Davey: No I didn't?

Race: Yes you did!

Davey: You came with me to my locker to get this??

Race, gay: *shows Jack a picture of a guy*

Jack, bisexual: Smash

Katherine, bisexual: Eh, pass

Jack: Of course you say that it's a guy

Katherine: I am attracted to men

Race: Uh huh

Jack: Hey do you ever think about color theory?

Race: Oh yeah all the time

Katherine: Uh wait back track what do you mean uh huh???

Romeo, watching a video of an artist slowly revealing his work: I'd tap. Not him, the drawing. Oh wait its of a woman nevermind

Race: *steals Davey's phone out of his lap* I just took your cock

Davey: *not paying attention, writing notes* oh I'm just making a...

Race: Did you hear me?

Davey, now realizing Race did not, in fact, ask him what he was doing: ...

Davey: *sigh*

Jojo: Look at this *shows Romeo a video*

Romeo: Ooh

Romeo: I'd fuck a... Biblically accurate angel...

Jojo: ...

Jojo: That's a weird kink

Elmer: I like shiny things

Buttons: Of course you do, faggot

Elmer: :0

Elmer: Periodt

Davey: *random noise random noise* I have autism *random noise random noise*

Race, watching asmr: Ooh I think I'm gonna like this... Oh yeah. Yeah I like that. Hot knife and gummy worm, that's a new kink

Davey: Pff-

Race: I wonder if if that says anything about me

Race: I'm gonna send you into epidemiological shock

Davey: Is that a thing?

Race: *looks at notes he's currently writing on epidemiology*

Romeo: Why are you fondling nuts like that

Albert: *drops Race's phone* oh shit-

Race: You!... Hooker!

Sarah: I wanna take my hoodie off but I'll look like a whore

Davey: I cried over harry potter’s dead parents yesterday

Race: the line has been drawn

Davey: Get off your phone!!

Race: Noo!

Davey: You have a concussion!

Race: I don't care!!

Davey: Brain damage is no joke!

Race: Ho life or no life

Sarah: Hey I also have a flannel on!

Davey: Woah

Sarah: You'll just never see it cuz I have a hoodie-

Davey: You're gay too!

Sarah, who has a whole ass girlfriend: Ew! Gross! Don't call me that slur!!

Albert: I don't understand why I can't just drink water it's like- gsgatsv!

Denton: ...Okay I'm gonna start class now

Elmer, talking about things he'll remember after high school: With the black mold trombone!!

Race: Black mold trombone will go down in history

Race: Okay but first, water bottle flip

Race: You know what makes me happy? Pheromones

Jack: Why are you so obsessed with pheromones??

Race: Because I- actually I'm not gonna say that

Specs: Did you know that nothing would happen if you threw a glass of water on the sun? *yelling* THIS IS BECAUSE THE WATER WOULD NOT REACH THE SUN

Crutchie: I miss covid

Denton: I just wanna watch the football and go home

Race: watch the football

Davey: watch the football

TW SH JOKE Jack: I hope all cutters go to hell. Not like arm cutters like line cutters. I'm going to hell anyway because I'm gay

Albert, singing a choir warm up at band: Mango mango mango mango mango mango mango mango banana banana banana whoo

Crutchie: I'm not in choir but I recognize that and I just realized you're autistic

Denton: That was weak. That was weak sauce. But I think it worked *enthusiastic thumbs up*

Elmer: I know my flowers

Spot: He does, he went to flower camp

Elmer: I did, it was fuckin SICK

Denton: Good news, you both exist!

Jojo: It's good to exist!

Crutchie: ...Okay

Spot: I'm gonna eat you and kill you

Davey, out of nowhere: *soft gasp* heliocase...

Race: Can you imagine if cells bullied each other? Like like "pff- you got a goofy lookin nucleas, idiot"

Spot: I'm gonna eat you, chew you up, and show your pieces to the world

Albert: Imagine just getting home from a long day of work and you just get c o n s u m e d

Elmer: It's super pretty cool

Jojo: Super pretty cool?

Elmer: Super pretty cool

Jojo: Oh nice

Race: I can't get embarrassed

Albert: You-

Albert: But-

Race: I've never been embarrassed in my life

Race: Yeah I don't even think I'd know what that feels like

Spot: What about when you got something nicknamed the "toddler disease" as an adult

Race: :0

Race: Look that's-

Spot: Even if you're not embarrassed, you *should* be!

Race: :00

Spot: Loser! With your toddler immune system !!

Race: Thats just dirty

Davey, a science teacher: What did you get out of reading this study? (About an experiment performed on lizards)

Class: *silence*

Davey: Did you.... Did you like it or-

Splasher, a student: Lizard...

Davey: What was that?

Splasher: For my senior pictures I'm gonna have a bearded dragon

Davey: Uh... Okay did you like the study or-?

Medda: I would never get rid of any of my beloved cello players!

Medda: ...

Medda: *holds up L on forehead*

Race: Pff-

Medda: No! I'm kidding! I'm kidding! I wouldn't get rid of Romeo!

Romeo: :0

Sarah: *zoning out in class, internally* omg his pockets are really deep

Denton: We've all heard that phrase before, we know what that means-

Myron: *has never heard the phrase ever* We? All??

Spot: *threateningly* you'll be the next lizard I test

Davey: *about science* it's like lasagna. It makes you want to choke but you love it because it's your favorite food

Denton: You should read the titles of some of these studies. I mean some of the TITLES are like a paragraph long I can only imagine what the articles are-

Denton: I suppose that's an analogy you could make

Romeo: It's just like Fall Out Boy for real

Jojo: Does that mean if I step on a baby I'm 72℅ Jesus? (I have no idea what this was about)

Davey: *sneezes*

Sarah: How dare you!

Katherine: *at the same time* bless you

Davey: Thank you, KATHERINE

Albert: I run at 5:40 every morning

Finch: Why would you-

Albert: I don't like it :(

Jack: Man come 8pm and I am WORTHLESS

Medda: I know student schedules are very busy so I won't give you any homework so you guys can focus on... Whatever you do... Homework, practices, jobs, injecting lizards with bacteria...

Katherine: I'm an advocate for highlighters I will always support highlighters

Jack: 🤨

Katherine: I support highlighters rights

Race, a scientist in the middle of a big project, exhausted out of his mind: *on the phone* honey, I- I can't watch the kids tonight. I got all these lizards to invest with bacteria and they're all dying and it's my- I did this to them

Spot, also exhausted out of his mind: And you did the kids to me you better get your ass home!

Davey: *loudly cracks his back*

Crutchie: ... BRO-

Davey, as if this happens a lot but this time in particular was bigger: That was intense

Denton, freshman academic biology teacher: It's that time of year where all the freshmen are like "I hate academic biology academic biology is so hard!" and all the sophomores taking advanced chemistry are like "I miss academic biology academic biology was so easy..." *big sigh* it's the same every year. Falls right in line with the pumpkin spice

Buttons: You can't make jokes like that, Mr. Denton

Denton: Yes you absolutely can and you should it was a good one

Davey, teaching a class: I have an occasional glass of red wine but other than that I'm not too wild

Les, a student in said class: Oh please

Davey: ...What?

Les: You heard me

Race: If you were a woman, you were a prostitute. It's what you did

Katherine: What history class are you in??

Crutchie: The sun is blindi- oh my god! What iss that??

Finch: It's new with the reset

Crutchie: What is that bright... /thing/??

Finch: It came with the latest update

Denton: Your lungs look like a carpet! A very outdated carpet, nobody makes carpet like that anymore. When I was a kid everyone's grandma had that carpet

Davey: Anyone else think that's super cool?

Everyone else: *silence*

Davey: Just lie to me

Race: Whoo!

Jack: Incredible!

Albert: So dope!

Davey: Yeah! There we go! Awesome!

Blink: Anyone? Just a piece? A little piece of inflammation?

Elmer, about Pulitzer; I don't think he sleeps.

Crutchie: Pff-

Elmer: No seriously. He responds to emails at midnight and he's at the school by 4 am. And he lives like 2 towns away.

Crutchie: Holy shit

Elmer: I know

Spot: Yeah! I got a jar and you don't!

Albert: Disgustingly gross child of Satan.

Race: Noo don't say that about yourself!

Albert: That's my dad. Satan.

Race: Oh. I mean yeah.

Race, a physics teacher: Alright! Sorry for the interruption, we were saying-....

Race: ...

Race: Position time graph! We-

Race: ...

Race: What were we talking about? Slope!

Davey: *drops paper* that's unfortunate

Sarah: What's up with that? It's like 2 pieces of paper. You can't handle 2 pieces of-

Davey: Shut the fuck up

Crutchie: Cholera! Hello!

TW SUICIDE JOKE Crutchie: You're the cell

Jack: What?

Crutchie: The cell is like "kill me please" you're the cell

Jack: :0

Davey: And then you walk into your- SNEEZE CLOUD!!!

Davey: I'm so gay, I love Crash Course with Hank Green

[sister-kym]

Headcanons that one asked, but I'll do it anyway because I'm ✨HEART TRASH✨ and no one can stop me bwahahaha

🫀🩺 GHOST PAPAS HEADCANONS - CARDIOPHILIA / HEARTBEAT KINK EDITION 🩺🫀

Nihil

At first, he might frown at the idea of being stethed / ear stethed, because he associates heartbeats and stethoscopes with seeing the doctor. But if it's something that pleases his partner, he will agree to give it a try - even if he might pout and sulk a bit.

As you build intimacy and get him used to your kink, he’ll start enjoying it and being curious about heart-related stuff, asking a lot of questions.

Overall, he's a good patient and lets his partner steth him without making much fuss. At some point he'll ask to borrow the steth to listen to his heart and to his partner's heart.

He loves cuddling and, once he's close enough to someone, will promptly offer his chest for his them to snuggle onto and ear-steth his heart. But it won't work well if they do it while laying down… It may put too much pressure on his chest and he might need to reach for his oxygen mask.

"Bene, go get your stetho-thingy and have fun with my heart, mia cara"

Primo

At first he might find it a bit weird because it's not a very mainstream fetish, but won't be turned off by it.

However, after finding out that it makes his partner happy, he'll really enjoy it and start offering his partner to listen to his heart as a way of pleasuring them, comforting them and building intimacy and closeness.

He melts when his partner puts their head on his chest. Makes his Papa Bear instincts kick in and he instantly wraps his arms around them.

As for stething, he's a very good patient and will happily and passively let his partner play doctor on him.

Out of all the Papas, he's the one who knows the most about technical aspects of the heart and will gladly share his knowledge with his partner.

"Is my ticker doing okay, mio fiore? Are the valves healthy? Do you hear any murmurs?"

Secondo

Getting close and warmed up to him takes some time, but it's worth it. Although he may be shy to admit it, he does enjoy heart / steth play and finds it incredibly romantic and erotic. He enjoys listening to his partner's heart as much as letting them listen to his.

He likes the visceral aspect of the heart and feeling his partner's pulse as a preliminary to rough play, because he likes the feeling of being in control.

When his partner puts their head or hand on his chest, he feels strong and protective. However, he doesn't like it when they do it in public. He has a (bad) reputation to uphold, you know.

When a steth comes to play, he's a bit of a bratty patient and will sometimes playfully snatch the chest piece from his partner's hand and tease them by tapping on the diaphragm and making other noises (kinda like in those heartbeat ASMR videos where they tap and scratch on the diaphragm before placing it on the chest)

"If you're a good girl, Daddy will let you listen to his heart. But only if you beg for it, principessa."

Terzo

He thinks it's a cute fetish and agrees to satisfy it with no problem. I mean, anything to make his partner totally flustered and wrapped around his finger, right?

Likes to tease his partner, like taking their hand and placing it on his chest for them to feel his heart racing during foreplay, or listening to his partner's heart and commenting on how fast it's beating.

LOVES to cuddle with his partner's head on his chest. Will play with their hair and gently sing / hum to them. Not opposed to being the little spoon and laying on their chest, either.

Sometimes a good patient, sometimes bratty. Depends on his and his partner's mood. But won't decline a steth session if his partner really wants it, and if they're having a bad day, he'll be a sweet little patient and let them listen to his heart for hours.

"Tesoro, I think my heart is feeling a little under the weather… Could you check it out? I promise to be a good patient…"

Copia

Normally, he doesn't feel very comfortable with someone listening to his heartbeat, because he feels like he's being read like an open book. He would happily agree to it, however, with the right person and if it's something that turns them on.

His heart is extremely reactive and the slightest stimulus will get him going. He tends to get especially nervous before steth sessions. As you place the earpieces of the stethoscope in your ears, his heart rate will go up and by the time you place the chest piece on his chest, it'll be pounding. You'll look at his face to see him blushing adorably and averting his gaze.

Want to get him completely flustered? Tease him about how fast his heart is beating - preferably in public. He'll be beet red… and weirdly turned on.

Cuddling with your head on his chest? Awesome. But him being the little spoon and laying his head on yours? Now that's the ticket. He'll melt in your arms, especially if you play with his hair and tell him everything is going to be okay.

"Amore, I know you like to listen to my heart, but could you, eh, y'know, wait until we get home? You're embarrassing me…"

That's it ghesties, this was a very fun HC list ❤️

[just-a-carrot]

[Casey asked:]

...Carrot, hehehe, one thought can’t leave me

Sounds strange, but I'm curious

In the form of a joke, as a joke, if a cast member started an ASMR channel, what could they film?

Well, Iggy could be looking at something, touching something, or the sound of a keyboard and mouse (maybe "Lofi hip pop radio" )

Gidget could read something (I've seen ASMR audio books/fan fiction), maybe a roleplay where they say supportive words that people need so much

Hehehe, About Orlam, only three... Four things:

1) Roleplay ASMR (King or Teacher);

2) NOT ASMR, where he specifically scratches metal things (there are those too)

3) ASMR audio books (given that he loves to read)

4) And Gaming ASMR (maybe criticism, I liked the fact that he criticizes Let's Plays while drinking wine) 🤣🤣🤣

(Although you can add both cooking and natural, but this is your decision, although I say it jokingly, Hehe)

Genzou... Hmm, for some reason his work is like ASMR to me.

When you see how he repairs bicycles, hear how he touches parts, changes chains on a bicycle, etc.

And maybe ASMR for fun (I mean, he would be filming something else, but not ASMR🤣)

...Bucks can speak in a whisper? 👀🤔

If yes, then I'm surprised 🤣(And so, if she loves hiking, then there is such ASMR. Yes, I listen to a lot of ASMR, I need to somehow calm my TwT)

Hunar, perhaps also some tapping, maybe cooking? (Who doesn’t love watching ASMR cooking? Especially baking✨)

Cecil. Cecil, purely roleplaying a butler (that is, he behaves as usual with Gidget, but in terms of ASMR. In a whisper. ✨)

Jerry... Hmm. Natural ASMR, hunting for example. And tapping too

I hope you had fun and curious reading this. And once again - this is a joke, Hehe just a thought

I feel like you've already answered this better than I ever could as I don't really know a thing about ASMR so we can just go with your answers 🤣💦

not sure about the roleplay ones, roleplay in general makes me a bit uncomfy fhrhfh and not all of them feel like the type that would even do something like that to begin with (Iggy for instance would probably rather die than have any kind of YouTube channel or recording of himself LOL). maybe a better question would be also if they simply had some kind of blog or YouTube channel what kind of content would they post and what kind of vibe would they all have hahaha

now I can't stop thinking about the only ASMR video I've watched that was caring and supportive funky Kong gives you a ride from the airport... it was quite possibly the strangest thing I ever experienced 🤣🤣🤣

[darkmatters-ghost]

I don't know why I feel the need to share this, maybe it's because it's been on my mind and it's 2:41 am and it's currently the "time is sludge... Again" part of the insomniac experience, but I want to talk about this. (This talks about my experience with happy stimming under the cut)

It was several years ago when I saw this comic of someone's happy stimming. She, like, waves her arms around and builds up this lovely yellow hue, and it's sparkly and then she expels all of it as at once and- it's truly a wonderful comic. I don't know where it is now. But it really captures the right feeling. And it was so cool... But I was kind of... I feel bad using strong words like "mortified" but that's the best way to say it.

Because Stimming was one of the many, MANY things I have in common with our lovely autistic community. And we're entering a world where people are starting to be able to be who we are and act how we feel, and I knew from the moment I saw it, that something was wrong. I didn't have a happy stim.

Most people who stim are forced to stop because humans are so bad at appreciating the abnormal, and that never happened to me. I'm lucky! But I didn't have a happy stim. And I knew I was supposed to. I immediately knew that. Knew it about me, me as a person. I knew it. There was a hole in me that was taken and I didn't know why! And it was terrifying.

And I kept thinking, And and I kept digging.

I knew about physical stims. With your hands and your feet and your hair. Most of my stims were those. I'd bounce my leg under a table, I tap the pads of my fingers together with my thumb if I was a specific kind of anxious, I move the bones in my wrists back to where they're supposed to be to try and fix things instinctually.

All of those were to get less anxious though. And my mother was always so open to things like that. So willing to learn about every diagnosis and piece of information that needed researching.

I knew about vocal stims. While most people were forced to stop for more crummy society reasons, that wasn't the case for me. I just... Didn't have any? I enjoy talking, I enjoy singing but they weren't... That comic. They didn't have the yellow feel-good-ness. They didn't have The thing.

I like swinging on swingsets. The momentum is nice. I think that counts as a stim but I usually did it to help, wouldn't-cha know it, anxiety. Help me sleep at night. It wasn't the thing.

In my house, you didn't listen to songs on repeat. My mother would lose it. You didn't loop songs in the car, it'd drive her batty. She'd probably have a panic attack. So I never thought of it as a thing? It didn't occur to me. When I got my own pair of headphones, I wouldn't drive her crazy by listening to anything on loop, I could go forever if I wanted. But I didn't. It wasn't a thing and I was apprehensive about it, that's not a thing we do. Don't to it. Even when my mind got loud about playing things on loop, I tried not to let it overcome me. That's not a thing. People don't do that. And I'd long since settled with the dismal answer of never knowing what the stim was. I hadn't even thought of checking because sounds like asmr hurt like sandpaper on my brain.

But recently, I don't know, something changed? I reeeally needed to hear this song again. So I went to the instrumental. And it was great there. I went to the vocal only, it was just the goodest sound. I went to covers and back and eventually I just let it play. I really let it smoosh into my head and memorized the instruments and felt them. It was like following a groove in a table by tracing your finger across it. It was just. The thing. I actually lost sleep because I was enjoying myself so much. I was so happy!

I talked with my mother about it. "I dunno, I really really wanted to hear that song over and over? it has a BAGPIPE in the second verse! Who wouldn't want to hear that!?"

"yeah, I could never do that. I guess my misophonia is too strong for that."

It was so eye opening. Misophonia. It was her misophonia, she'd never used that word before. And it hit me like a ton of bricks. Listening to this song on loop isn't bad, it's just a me thing.

And that's when I realized that I'd found the thing. I'd finally found my happy stim. I've decided to not cry about it, but this was such wonderful news. It's needlessly specific, and I don't know why my kid mind had labed "no looping" as Gospel? I mean there's a button for it and everything. But it's my thing.

I may never have some visible stim that people will see but I have my thing and I'm so beyond society possibly judging me.

I am on ADD meds, have overstimulation issues, anxiety, truly frightening physical disabilities I fight all beneath the surface. And I play the songs that have the thing about them on loop for five hours at a time. And I think I love me for it.

Whoever you are, you're you. You're more you than anyone else. That is something beautiful. You like Fanfic, go for it! You like art? Go for it! You like flapping your hands? Go for it! You like judging Disney for its questionable decisions as of late? Try not to kill them too much. They only mostly deserve it.

Being you is a gift that you should cherish, and reward yourself by being you. Not someone else.

For those that read this whole thing, the song in question is I've Had Enough of You from Billie Bust Up, a video game musical that's currently in development. Listen to all the stuff that's out so far, every song I've heard knocks it out of the park. Listen to it on loop if you want! I think we've established that listening to songs on loop does not, in fact, summon Satan.

Happy Stimming! (why does that sound like a holiday now?)

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5, 8, 9, 11, 13, 17, 18, 23, 26, 34, 35, 45, 46, 47, 49, 50.

Sorry if that's a lot. I'm just curious. 😊

It's no problem! I just had to go find the questions 😂

5. How do you like your eggs?

I don't like eggs actually 🙈 occasionally I'll get a craving for an omelet, but I need a ton of fillings or I can't eat it lol

8. Do you collect anything? If so, what?

Now that I think about it I don't think I really have any collections? I have a collection of random items that don't go together but I just liked them and wanted to have them lol

9. What sounds or scents calm you down?

Rainfall, thunder, peppermint, lavender. I listen to ASMR at night to help me fall asleep too so basic triggers like tapping and whispering really gets me lol

11. Do you wear glasses or contacts?

Nope! I was somehow blessed with perfect vision (everyone in my family has terrible vision, no clue how this happened, I'll probably just go blind one day lol). My son just had to get glasses though lol

13. Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil?

I like that I can erase pencil but I'm a sucker for a really nice pen so I'm gonna say pen lol

17. What’s the last thing you ordered online?

A really embarrassing item lmfao (well not embarrassing but not the kinda thing you should just blurt out in a regular Q&A lmao)

18. What’s one historical event that you would have liked to have witnessed?

This is a tough one lol I feel like I'd wanna be able to observe a lot of ancient history, the things historians still have questions about when it comes to "Why did they do this?" "What was this built for?" I just want to understand everything lol

23. Which songs do you like to sing in the shower?

All of them lmao I'm pretty partial to musicals, Disney, stuff like that. I'm actually planning to audition for a musical this week (local community theatre) so lately I've been practicing for that!

26. Can you cook or bake? If so, what are some of your specialties?

I enjoy both though I'm still learning to do things from scratch instead of following a box recipe lol I make some really awesome chocolate chip cookies though! (I hate to be cheesy but considering it's literally just the recipe on the back of the bag but people have said multiple times mine are the best they've ever had, the secret ingredient really is love lmao)

34. Can you read analog clocks?

Yup! I've got one in my living room actually. It doesn't even have actual numbers on it lol

35. Describe your favorite stuffed animal, either now or from when you were a kid.

As a kid my dad won me a big purple teddy bear with a biker hat and jacket. I named him Purpley (I was 7 🤷‍♀️). Currently my favorite is a shark pillow I bought 2 weeks ago. I call him Sharky, but his legal name is Ronaldo

45. Do you have good handwriting?

If I focus really hard and write slowly I can make it look kinda nice, but most of the time it's a bit of a mess lol I write with some combination of printing and cursive so it all flows together lol

46. What’s the last thing a friend recommended to you that you looked into and actually liked?

The current (as of 2022) cast recording of Into the Woods! That's the musical I'm auditioning for, and a friend who is also planning to audition sent me a link to the album to give me more to practice with. I really enjoyed listening to it, and I like some of the ways the current class sings a bit better than the original cast. Also had a friend tell me where to find the stage version on YouTube since I had only seen the movie. Definitely prefer the stage version 😂

47. Do you like to go on walks?

With other people, yes! Or if I'm walking to a specific destination! I like being outside I just feel weird about being out alone lol

49. What’s your favorite thing to do when it’s raining?

Sit and read a book, light a candle or some incense, just relax lol just last night we had a storm and I sat out on my balcony with a book (the awning is long enough that no rain got in, but the lightning started getting close so I went back inside lol)

50. Describe your perfect sleeping conditions

Ice cold, fan on, rolled up in a bunch of blankets, rain hitting the window, maybe even having the window open slightly (so long as there's no bugs). Not quite pitch black, but very low light so it's not disturbing. Just enough to keep my eyes from playing tricks on me in the dark lol

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Ok so out of all of the one's ive heard so far this is my faaavorite

I know it's like reaaally fucking iffy - this has a target audience.

And i like to believe most of them are mentally ill and/or have trauma and this is meant to help heal that

🎉🔥 I am target audience 🔥🎉

I barely mind the adorable and baby comments after having gone through this throughout my life Bahaha

Also i founf this video

Which is rlly funnt bc it got my attention entirely and not to mention its so me for real

You do NOT want to watch anything with me bc i WILL replay it over and over to rehear or resee some things

ESPECIALLY if its animation

I like to appreciate every frame and scene of an animation, even if its for like 3 seconds at least. This has been a thing since I was a teeny weeny child.

https://youtu.be/lvgPaNVWNzg?si=gtrU5zmZU3CiSRCE

Anyways i cant find the other videos i found???? Aughh I shouldn't have turned off my YouTube history they already Know i watch queer stuff

So I'll just explain why i love this video so much

That intro - is so fucking funny to me. Got me instantly hooked in and not tap off.

Leo's also just that good at soft voices bc i was a joyous little Thing when I get to the part where he finds out

Aughhhshehhs i think I'm better at explaining this if i just re listened to the thang but I'm just i dont feel like im in the position to be able to do that-

Also the way he talks just feels so much more natural than some/alot of the other top result asmr videos i found

Over anything, i think i like asmrs that have a natural talking character. If not, then I'm probably here for the crisp sound effects or they lowkey highkey yummy lore

No cuz i love when these guys add in lore nobody asked for especially if its in a natural way

They probably made an oc in their head for some videos and built a whole ass lore so they can form what that character would act like based on how they grew up and shit 😭😭😭 like ik a good number of asmrers out there do that

it was the end for me as soon as i found out how to look this up

Good god I CANT STOP DOWNLOADING I HAVENT EVEN LISTENED TO ONE YET TIL THE ENDDDD

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Your ASMR Secret

AN: so this is partly based on me in real life. i'm a big lover of ASMR and have been falling asleep to it for about 5 years now. people love to make fun it because they only see the cringy ASMR videos when in reality, they're way more videos out there that are truly calming. i can't sleep without it playing and thought of this idea and decided to execute it. hope you enjoy.

This story contains: talks of sex, pure fluff

{ boyfriend!harry - Fine Line Harry era }

word count: 1120

You confess why you can't sleep over with your boyfriend Harry and he helps you out with your situation.

You love your boyfriend Harry. You've been dating for about six months and everything is going great. He's a very affectionate and gentle lover and that you're thankful for. The sex you have is great and Harry always makes you feel so safe and loved while doing it. But there is one thing that you've yet to do as a couple and that is sleep together. Like sleep in the same bed for six to eight hours, cuddled up all cozy under the duvet.

It's not that you don't want to share a bed with Harry. You truly do because you already know how good of a cuddler he is when you're awake. So you can only imagine how soft and warm he is when he's sleeping. Where the problem lies is that you have a ritual you do every night before sleep and you kind of find it embarrassing. You don't want Harry to find out and judge you. What's the embarrassing ritual you ask? Well, for the past couple years, you haven't been able to fall asleep without listening to ASMR on YouTube.

Many people think ASMR is weird or sexual but you don't think so at all. It helps you calm down and take your anxiety away. You only like certain types of ASMR triggers as well. You dislike any ear licking or aggressive tapping. You much prefer to listen to soft whispering and slow, gentle sounds. You've secretly been watching ASMR for a long time and by staying the night with Harry, it would break your routine up and you're unsure how you'd feel about that or if you'd even be able to fall asleep without having ASMR playing in your wireless headphones.

But as your relationship grows stronger, you want more than anything to stay the night with Harry, especially after sex. You often feel hazy after sex but always force yourself to get dressed and leave anyways, making up a dumb excuse as to why you can't sleep over. You can tell that Harry is disappointed each time you leave after sharing intimacy and it almost breaks your heart to see him like such.

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Harry and yourself lay in bed, panting from freshly having an orgasm. You're laid on top of his chest as it heaves and you can feel his cum dripping out of your vagina and onto his thigh that's under you. Normally this is about the time you'd get up and began to leave and Harry realizes this. He wants more than anything for you to stay in his bed and hold you tight as you sleep. Wake up to your body pressed to his. Therefore having hope he can persuade you, Harry mutters while still out of breath, "Please stay the night. Want to hold you, love. You'd keep me so warm."

"I can't." you shortly reply back.

"Why not? Do you have a snoring problem I should be aware of? Do you kick in your sleep or something? I have an extra toothbrush in my bathroom for you. I'd even make us pancakes in the morning." he questions aloud.

You lift your head a bit and look at Harry's face before saying, "Its embarrassing though. You might make fun of me."

Harry's facial expressions change to soft and caring and brings his hands to cup your face before retorting sweetly, "Baby, I'd never make fun of you. I love you alot. Whatever the reason is, I'll understand."

"Okay, umm.... well I kinda can only fall asleep listening to ASMR videos. They help me relax and take my mind off things." When you finish your explanation, you pull your head back down and shove your face into Harry's exposed neck. You don't even know why you're so embarrassed by this confession because its not like you're admitting to watching porn before sleep. Maybe its the stigma other people have put on ASMR that has you feeling shy now you've said it out loud.

Harry giggles then softly speaking, "Is that it? I thought you'd say something actually embarrassing. That's nothing to be ashamed of. I listen to ASMR when I'm feeling overwhelmed or sometimes when I have trouble falling asleep."

"You do?" you ask your boyfriend.

"Mhm, I do. I tell you what, how about I give you a first hand ASMR experience. Like I'll massage your scalp for you and I can whisper a sleep story in your ear. Calm you down. I know for sure you'd fall asleep shorty after."

Raising your head once again, you hesitantly agree with, "Okay. I'd been wanting to sleep over for a while now anyways but was too afraid to break my normal routine."

"You can listen to videos on your phone if you'd prefer. I wouldn't mind." Harry says and you love his effort of thoughtfulness.

"No, Harry. A scalp massage or a back scratch sounds heavenly right about now. I'm getting sleepy already by your calming voice."

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You rolled off of Harry and he went to grab some towels to help clean your bodies up. Then after he helped dry you off and slipped you on some panties and himself in some boxers, he turned all the lights out and climbed back into bed with you. "Come here my love." Harry requests.

You roll back over and find a comfy spot on his chest. Your naked breast are pressed firmly to his tattooed chest. Nipples rubbing on his skin but its not anything sexual. You're both too sleepy to do anything more sexual tonight anyways. You lay your head on Harry's shoulder and he pulls the blankets over your bodies, resting them at the tops of your shoulder blades. Your legs are interwind and Harry reaches up and uses one hand to gently caress your head, massaging at your scalp, and his other hand glides up and down your bare back in a relaxing manner.

"Is this alright? Feeling sleepy?" Harry whispers beside your ear, making tingles shoot up your spine.

"Very nice Harry. So sleepy." you whisper back and your eyes begin to shut closed, sleep over taking your body.

"Good, go to sleep my darling. If you need me for anything, you can wake me up. I won't be mad. Just want you to feel as comfort as possible while staying at my house."

You soon fall asleep to the feeling of his rough fingers dragging through your hair strands and his other set of fingers sliding up and down your back, drawing random patterns. When he feels your breathing level out, he allows sleep to take over his body as well, relishing in the fact that you actually stayed the night and didn't run off after sex.

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i don’t normally do this pt.2 - diane sherman x reader

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pt.1

summary: fluff. 8 months into your relationship with diane. again she never kidnapped chloe or did any of that other stuff we overlook. she's a full time chem professor instead of just a substitute.

includes: diane x fem!reader, thoughts are italicized, all in diane’s POV.

warnings: smut implied so slightly nsfw? meh

inspired by Sweet Whispers Asmr’s audio on youtube

2,044 words

DIANE POV//

At some point during the night I ended up being big spoon. How the turn tables. After a moment of admiring the feeling of Y/n's body against mine I caress down her arm, over her hip, and up her spine. Pulling the covers up more when goosebumps form on her skin. I move her hair from her neck to trace the love bite I left there just before we fell asleep. I shift closer again so my knees fit just behind hers. My naked chest flushed against her bare back And the sensitive part behind her ear accessible to me. 

Soon after, her hand takes my own that's wrapped around her waist and she brings it up to her lips to kiss before holding it to her chest, "Baby?" she whispers.

"Oh you're up?" I lift my head to see my favorite face, "Can't sleep either, hm?" I smile sheepishly.

She smiles to let me know she’s not actually upset, "Not when you do that" her nose brushes against mine when she turns her head.

"I'm sorry, honey.” I peck her forehead as she wipes the sleep from her eyes, “I'm wide awake and you were just lying there looking so kissable."

She yawns, shuffling closer to me, "I'm not complaining"

I give her one more kiss before pulling her into me and whispering, "Go back to sleep baby" I tuck her head under my chin.

She pulls my leg up over her hip, "Something keeping you up?"

"Hm?"

"Are we feeling anxious tonight?" she asks.

"No we are not." I smile.

"Something must be up, I know you were tired earlier" she laughs into my bare chest, "Is it work? Are you stressed, my love?"

I can never form a thought whenever she uses my love, "Uh no I’m not really stressed. I'm always thinking about work- when I'm not thinking of you of course"

Her voice is raspy with sleep, "Professor Sherman! Flirting this early in the morning? At least make me some breakfast first!"

"Are you hungry because I can"

"No I was kidding—"

I grab my glasses and move to get my robe, "Are you sure? I don't mi—"

She rolls onto her back, "Babe"

Using a hair tie from the dresser, I put my hair up in a ponytail, "I went to the store yesterday so—"

"Annie."

"—we're all stocked up. I was already out since I had to get more binders and dividers and what not anyways- mmf" I’m cut off by a kiss.

"Diane?" she whispers against my lips.

"Hi..." I look down to see her sitting up on her knees on the bed, hands holding the collar of my robe, "I mean- yes?"

"I'm not hungry so please take this off and get back in bed?"

"Okay"

"Okay?" she takes my glasses off.

"Okay." I watch her untie my dressing gown, "Yep." she then tosses it onto the chair in the corner before laying back down.

Y/n opens her arms for me to lay in, "You sure you're alright? No nightmare or anything? You haven’t had one in a while."

I peck the worry line between her brows, sitting up on my elbow to hover over her, "I'm alright. Really, sweetie."

"I told you to wake me if you have one, right?"

"You did" I smile when her index finger traces my jawline.

"And you promised to wake me" she taps the dimple in my chin.

"I did but honestly I'm alright. I don't know why I can't sleep. I may stay up for a bit but you" I dip my head for a kiss, "mmm...I forget what I was gonna say. You keep kissing me like that I'll never remember—"

She smirks into a longer kiss.

"Now I'll never get back to sleep, happily so mind you."

I feel her hand trail up my side, up my neck, then pulling the scrunchie out of my hair. Freeing it in order for her to run her fingers through it. A light tug at the roots tilts my head back. I lift her leg to be around my waist and grip her thigh as her lips find my pulse point.

After a heavenly few minutes I nuzzle into her neck and return the action, I peck her shoulder, "You are so warm...I love it."

"You could just turn the AC off—"

"Nope."

Her chest rumbles as she laughs, "Annie I'm beginning to think you make the house cold on purpose"

I lift my head, "What? Wha- I- how dare you. The house is kept at a healthy temperature for the cat. You think he's a jerk when he's hungry? Well he's the one controlling the thermostat."

"Oh sure" she draws me closer by my chin, earning a happy sigh from me.

"I would love to keep the house warm enough that we don't have to share our body heat or a blanket or a nice, long, warm shower"

She rolls her eyes, "But the cat controls the thermostat."

"Exactly! And what fun would that be?" I shift so we're chest to chest, legs intertwined, "This is great fun...radioisotope fun"

She blinks at me.

"Right" I raise my hand like I'm taking an oath, "no sciency work talk in bed" I steal a quick kiss.

"Thank you, Professor Sherman."

"Thank you for being awake with me."

"You sure everything's okay?" she kisses the knuckles of my right hand.

"I promise. Things are good- no things are great. I just have a lot of ideas, creativity flowing. With the holidays over my mind is always going. It’s hard to shut off sometimes, admittedly, so I think that's all it is."

"Well..." she kisses my wrist and lays my arm over her shoulder, "I can always help get your mind off of things."

"What are we talking about...?" my eyes go wide.

"Oh gosh- that came out dirtier than I intended—"

"No no no wait a minute, that's okay- let's unpack that. Y-you can- you can take my mind off of things? Do tell. Better yet, show me?"

"You'd like that wouldn't you?"

"I'm all for testing theories" I shrug, eyes zeroing in on her lips as she leans closer.

Pulling her head back just when I think she'll close the gap.

"The betrayal." I groan and roll onto my back, throwing my arm over my face.

I hear her laugh before I feel her legs on either side of me.

"I think it's already working" I mumble, eyes still covered.

Her mouth meets mine softly.

"My brain has gone to mush!"

She laughs into another kiss after moving my arm so she can cup my face.

"Mhm, I can think of nothing but you now..."

My hands find the dip of her waist, rolling her hips against mine, and gliding down to rest on her ass.

Where I land a smack.

I open an eye to see her staring at me shocked and amused.

"Oh honey, don't look so surprised."

"Aren't we handsy tonight" she chuckles.

"It was a reflex. I had no control of it actually, like a hiccup. It just happened." I smack the other side, "There it goes again!"

Her head drops against my chest as she laughs, "I like how open you are with me now, you're cute when you're shy but I like when you're...you? I guess."

"You are a regular poet, you know that?"

Y/n swats my arm, "Stop, you know what I mean—"

"Such a way with words!" I continue.

She shakes her head smiling, "I take it back."

"Careful, I may find a new stunning yet mysterious coffee shop regular to pick up and lure into my bed."

She squints, "You say that like you planned it. I ran after you, you didn't lure me."

"If that's what you want to believe, sweetheart. I'm just really good at playing aloof, hard to get."

"Hard to get- babe we kissed within an hour of speaking."

"And now you're laying on top of me in nothing but your underwear after an evening of love making, so don't knock my methods. Don’t hate the player, hate the game."

We have a stare down.

"Yeah I did not expect any of that to turn out the way it did" I admit.

"Any of this you mean" she lays her head on my chest.

"I was a nervous wreck, I'd love to say I look back on it fondly but honestly I blacked out the second we made eye contact."

She laughs and places a small kiss above my heart.

My hand rubs her back out of habit, "I do like being awake with you like this though. When it feels like everyone else is fast asleep and we're wrapped up in our own little cocoon of coziness here, absolutely lovely."

"I agree" she shifts to lay only half on top of me and pulls up the covers.

I arch my back so she can slide her arm underneath me, "How are things with you anyway? We've both had so much going on lately I feel like we haven't had a chance to connect much- our activities from earlier aside" I ask.

"Activities?" she lets out a huff of amusement, "Like you I've been readjusting to my routine. There are more things to focus on- things to worry about really. I'm in much better shape with your support this year, but I do have some not so good days."

"I'm glad I can be of service. We only have so much control, it's not very productive in the end to have our heads wrapped up in everything. We’d just end up kind of exhausted and on edge, doing neither of us any good. Easier said than done, I suppose."

She hums in agreement.

"Wait- oh dear—" I tighten my grip on her arm that lays over my stomach.

"What's wrong, baby?" she lifts her head.

I cup her face with my hand, "Those thoughts!" I gasp.

Her frown of concern deepens, "What?"

"My mind has turned back on! It's effecting you now, too! Quick- kiss me again!"

I roll on top of her and kiss all over her face, then down her neck.

"Turning off your brain by turning me on then?" she asks.

“So clever” I chuckle darkly before drawing her into a long kiss, "Problem?"

"No, please continue." she giggles.

I give her a quick peck, "Better?"

"Yes but you shouldn't stop, just it case." she wraps her arms around my shoulders.

"I absolutely adore you" I smile down at her.

"And I you" she pushes me onto my back, her kisses move from my cheek to my jaw to my neck where she nibbles ever so slightly, making me laugh.

"Oouu...yes please" I inhale sharply when her mouth lowers to my chest, "I so love your kisses..."

"Yeah?"

"They make me all tingly" I reply sounding far away, "I mean kissing is sort of its own language in and of itself, right? Probably one of the most beautiful ones at that. It can be sweet and sensual. It gets all those happy hormones working."

Her shoulders shake slightly with a laugh.

"Do you feel it too?"

She rests her cheek on my stomach and smiles up at me, "A little"

I gasp, "Only a little?! Well we'll have to fix that then won't we."

"Mhm" she smiles.

"Mhm" I reach for my phone, "lay right here for me." I pat the space beside me, eyes still on the screen.

"What're you doing?" she asks when her head hits her pillow.

"Setting an alarm"

Her brows raise a fraction, "Shit, there's life tomorrow."

I smile, "Yes but according to my alarm we are calling in sick" I return my device to the charger.

"Are we?" she grins.

"Oh yeah, we're going to be very very tired."

"Are we?" she feigns confusion.

I shrug, "I have a feeling" my hand finds the waistband of her underwear, "and I see you're having the same feelings..."

"Gonna tell them you're coming down with something?"

"Can't exactly tell them I'm going down on someone"

Her laughter quickly turns to moans, making me debate which is my favorite sound.

Turns out she was actually hungry.

Very very very hungry.