#if you know you know LMAO

[daily-haunted-tv]

It's a bit quiet.

You ever draw a Phantump?

Maybe

[lotusglass]

“Mi hoy minoy”

[midnight197]

Some out of Context-Picture of the Sports King from Beastieball doing an Apology-Video xD This was made for the Remix-Train-Event-Thingy in the Beastieball-Server!

Hope you guys like it!

[spacevixenmusic]

I don't have a funny caption, I just really fuckin love this gif and needed to see it made

[cottoncandy-cult]

Drunken Lessons

Reno Sinclair x Reader

(Y/n) sat quietly at the bar, eyes closed and sipping on a drink. Tifa was throwing a party for one reason or another, the (H/c) haired girl couldn't be bothered to try and remember as she was too busy fighting her irritation. This young lady had been in a relationship with a certain red-haired monkey, he was quite loyal but when drunk he had a bad habit of flirting and being flirted with. Currently he was a few stools down, 3 girls flirting with him, and he was soaking it up. She was on her 5th drink, having been so jealous that she hadn't realized how fast she was throwing them back. "Hey sis, you ok?" The sweet voice of (Y/n)'s favorite person caught her attention, she turned to Yuffie with a small smile. She loved her little sister; she was her best friend. "Re-Reno'ss drunk again." She could have facepalmed at how slurred her words were, she was certainly a power drinker when jealous. This wouldn't have really been a problem, if it wasn't for the fact, she was a light weight.

Yuffie looked around until her eyes settled on Reno, her cheeks puffed as she stomped her foot. Then she got an idea. "Come on, I know who can help us." She drug her drunken big sister over to where Vincent sat with Rufus, Cloud, Tifa and Rude. "Guys, (Y/n) needs our help." That got their attention, the (H/c) haired female never asked for much, so they were quick to focus. "Is someone bothering you (Y/n)?" Cloud was the first to speak up, setting his drink on the table they were at. When (Y/n) looked back at the bar so did they, quickly seeing what it was that bothered the girl. Rude had facepalmed, shaking his head before giving his partner's girlfriend a sympathetic look. "I told him when we got here not to drink so much." Cloud and Vincent sighed while watching the drunk male soak up the attention he was getting; Tifa had her hands on her hips. She didn't even know who those girls were, and the party was invite only, she walked over to tell the girls they had to go because it was a private party and maybe literally kick Reno out.

"Cloud I'm gonna need your and Vincent's help with my idea. We need to teach Reno a lesson." Yuffie turned to the two males, they didn't bother arguing as they knew the young girl would get her way one way or another.

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Reno sat bored at the bar and staring at his drink, the girls having left at Tifa's request with apologies. Unlike with them Tifa wasn't as nice to Reno when threatening to throw him out, he had glanced around the room to try and find his girlfriend who had disappeared from the bar at some point. When he did find her, he found her paying a lot of attention to Vincent, and surprisingly he seemed to be returning that attention. They were drinking, sitting closer together than the red-haired Turk was comfortable with. He stood, stumbling in a rather uncool fashion as he almost fell on his face, and made his way over to the two. He began walking faster when he watched his girlfriend begin laughing at something the older Turk told her, not knowing Vincent to tell jokes this seemed to pour gas on the fire burning in him. When he got to the table, they had looked to him, (Y/n) gave him a rather smartass looking smirk which only made his eyes seem to darken. Seeming to sober him up a bit, his tone was rather flat when he spoke. "Hey (Y/n), can we talk outside?"

(Y/n) shrugged and excused herself to Vincent, following her red head while smirking the whole way. They went through a side door that led to the alley, when the door closed, and they were left alone (Y/n) found herself pressed to the wall before she could even open her mouth. Reno had kissed her deeply, his body pressed to hers. She of course was quick to respond with the same passion. He soon began leaving smoldering kisses along her neck, her fingers slipping up and into his hair. "Heh... Jealousy sucks huh?~" Quick to realize what had really gone down he simply growled, biting roughly onto her shoulder and making her gasp. That brought a smirk to his face, he then began carrying her to his car. His anger having sobered him up, she knew where this was going and couldn't wait. "Yeah, it does. Why don't you let me make it up to you baby girl?" But there was one thing neither even thought about, how was Rude getting home if Reno was his ride?

[disco-tea]

7 year old me on Microsoft Word typing up my first stories ever which also happen to be some of the most demented disturbing shit you’ve ever seen:

[farginen]

most accurate fc pics specifically because she's dressed the same way arakawa draws clothing

[the-ashenstreaked-doctor]

7 and 23!

(Had to resend this one myself bc the ask from my friend got DELETED very rudely!!! >:0)

7. Do they have any unusual fears?

Since it clarifies ‘unusual’, I’ll leave his more common/typical fears for another curious person to ask about. Otherwise… He’s gained a very slight fear of horses, thanks to his first death in the Neath; they make him wary, and he can’t have one in his blind spot. Something about moths makes him uncomfortable, which has been reflected many times in his nightmares. He’s also a bit scared of wolves… Wolf-like dogs trigger it as well, which is a shame because dogs LOVE him and he has a tendency to get asked for dogsitting.

23. How would they want to die?

Here’s the thing.

He wishes sometimes, so desperately, that he’d died alongside his lover back on the surface.

But he didn’t.

And now, he does not want to die for good, at all.

One thing Doc gained from his tragic experience up top is that he refuses to burden somebody with the sorrow he’s felt these past few years. He does not want to leave somebody behind to mourn him, to feel that they need to exact vengeance on a person they can barely even chase down, to tangibly notice his absence in nearly everything they do. He couldn’t do that to somebody.

[ask meme]

[storm-of-feathers]

Blake 🤝 Ren

[yardsards]

i think out of all the traits my trauma has given me, "aversion to wooden spoons" is possibly the funniest one

[daily-haunted-tv]

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[firestia]

Little pony princesses 💗