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Luca Ancier my beloved disaster of a princess
#if you haven’t read these books#let yourself be convinced by this beautiful gay dumbass#don’t worry she’s not a horse girl#she just got her leg trampled by one#mine#Luca Ancier#the unbroken#the faithless#the magic of the lost
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I truly think that the strongest thing a Sanderson fan can do is to decide to close the book and go the fuck to sleep when you reach the 75ish percent mark.
Because like I know the sanderlanch is just around the corner. I know that I only have a couple of hours left until I finish the book. I know that the most mind-boggling ending is just a few chapters further. But girl is it 12:45 AM and your sleep schedule is already fucked and you have shit to do tomorrow. Go to sleep.
#if you can’t tell this is a very personal experience to me right now#but I’ve literally been reading all day#like fully haven’t been able to put the book down#The Way Of Kings has actually consumed my mind and it is all I think about now and all I talk about help#brandon sanderson#the way of kings#the cosmere#cosmere#the stormlight archive
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It’s been clear that the Tanizakis aren’t siblings from the very beginning
here’s some evidence now that it’s been confirmed canon…
everyone who’s read irl Tanizaki’s book knew that Junichiro & Naomi weren’t siblings as soon as they introduced themselves

BUT just because the Tanizakis aren’t siblings doesn’t mean you can’t feel uncomfortable about them. if you feel uncomfortable, GOOD. that’s exactly what they want
the Tanizakis, Mori— they all use these disturbing ruses to disarm or distract people in order to protect themselves, or to accomplish their goals. this is a writing device that asagiri commonly employs as a way to parallel the irl literature (it’s actually ingenious)
there are 4 main indicators that have always made it clear to me that Junichiro & Naomi are not siblings:
1. most obviously— their character designs. Harukawa is extremely intentional with character designs, & she very intentionally made Naomi & Junichiro look nothing alike

their eye shapes are purposely different
their color palettes are contrasting
even their differing styles of clothing have meaning

this was all done so that the audience could PLAINLY see that they’re not related— so that WE know that they’re lying when they say they ARE related

2. how the people around them respond to their act.
the general reaction is “don’t question it”— which is exactly what they want. “be distracted by how uncomfortable you feel so that you look away from what we’re hiding” (this is likely a protective measure)


3. most importantly, this is meant to parallel irl Tanizaki’s book “Naomi,” where the main character Joji picks up Naomi to raise her into his ideal woman, but since she's so young (& a minor) they call each other cousins (Joji makes no sexual advances on young Naomi btw)
however, his plan backfires because when Naomi gets older & they get married, she flips the script on him & manipulates HIM so that he's under her thumb (which is why bsd Tanizaki is at a domineering Naomi's mercy). Joji let her have her way because of his masochistic tendencies
4. lastly is the emphasis that Asagiri and the Tanizakis themselves put on calling each other siblings.
over & over, it’s “my brother this” & “my sister that”
like they’re desperately trying to convince us that it’s true (“don’t let your lying eyes deceive you”)
here are just a few of many examples from the light novels…




again, if you’ve read “Naomi” you knew that Junichiro & Naomi weren’t siblings as soon as they introduced themselves
just like if you’ve read irl Mori’s works, it’s clear that bsd Mori isn’t a pedophile
just like if you’ve read No Longer Human you know that Dazai’s an unreliable narrator. he makes you think he’s a bad person bc he believes he’s a bad person, but those around him see him differently (btw this doesn’t mean he’s never done anything “bad,” though bsd isn’t about morality— but that’s another discussion)
anyway, i’m so excited for the Tanizakis backstory to be revealed so that we can better understand why they use this defense!!
also let this be a reminder to READ THE LITERATURE if you’re able to!! even reading synopses & analyses of the coordinating books makes bsd make much more sense 🥹
reminder that this how you’re supposed to react while reading bsd:

also, if you’re interested in a post explaining how Mori isn’t a pedo, i wrote this analysis on twt. OR you can read this document that one of my moots sent me (remember: analyzing a character does NOT mean you condone any actions they may or may not commit!)
#i hope this makes sense. i’ve had this in the drafts for months but was too scared to post it#i’m hoping now that it’s confirmed canon there won’t be as much backlash ^^’ pls be kind#darcy this is for you… i hope you like it :’)#also full disclosure i haven’t been able to read all of Naomi yet. mostly synopses & analyses. so don’t take my summary of the book as law#also hopefully now people won’t ignore the Tanizakis anymore!! not only are they so interesting. they’re also just fun characters#Naomi is so underrated & intelligent. i need more of her teaming up with Dazai#rambling about bsd again#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd meta#bsd analysis#bsd tanizaki#bsd naomi#naomi tanizaki#tanizaki junichirou#tanizaki siblings#bsd 118
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two poems by hedgie choi in the american poetry review
#apparently her first book comes out in april GOD YES#if you haven’t read her poem salvage… go read it#poetry#mine
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Y/N: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.
Nanami: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Satoru could fight in that dress, either.
Gojo: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.
#jjk#jjk incorrect quotes#gojo satoru#gojo saturo#jujutsu kaisen#jjk gojo#jujutsu gojo#incorrect quotes#jjk nanami#jujutsu nanami#jujutsu kaisen nanami#kento nanami#nanami kento#nanami x y/n#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#nanami x you#source: the infernal devices#haven’t read that book in a minute
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If anyone out there sees my blog, no the fuck you don’t.
#Please leave#get out of my house#stop reading these#why are you this far into the tags#get out#please#leave my 𝒘𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 blog at once#go to some other cesspit#read a book#you keep saying you love reading but you haven’t actually read in a bit so start now#and get the hell out of here#start a project (you won’t finish it and that’s ok)#drink some water dry lips
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the nimrod expedition was the wild west. it’s like a frat house where everyone ended up becoming a politician. guys there would go on to be part of the AAE, the terra nova, the endurance, the ross sea party AND the karluk. some dudes climbed a volcano that had never been climbed before- without anything close to proper gear and ended up chucking some of their stuff down the mountain to get back faster. george marston was getting really into drag. shackleton was just out of his weird polycule divorce with scott and wilson. they had a little canvas bathtub that multiple people took nudes in. a 50 year old geologist was put in charge of a manhauling party and was so bad at it he had to be threatened with being declared insane by the doctor in order for him to hand command over to mawson. aeneas mackintosh lost an eye. the car. they got a new furthest south but shackleton ended up so badly in debt he tried to get into gold mining. what a time.
#reading about mawson on the nimrod after knowing him from the AAE is crazy it’s like learning what your dad got up to in college#like i read. a decent amount. of the home of the blizzard and that book was kind of incredibly boring#so nimrod mawson is strange. why do you have a personality#also this post is from memory it’s not 100% historical fact. disclaimer bc i haven’t slept and i do not trust my brain rn#(circus music starts)#🗺️
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I wanted to draw this scene from @stupidlittlespirit s ‘When It Rains It Spores’ fic since it just cracked me up and also I’ve been wanting to do more Stan and Millie bonding/interacting. Keep writing your amazing stories!
#seriously guys if you haven’t checked it out please go give it a read#it’s so so SO so good#self shipping#self ship#self ship community#self ships#self insert#self ship art#x reader#ford x reader#stanford x reader#stanford pines x reader#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls#open book 📖
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Yesterday was the 100th anniversary of The Great Gatsby being published, so I drew Gatsby and Nick to celebrate :)
#I love this book so much guys#supremely not normal about it#also lmk if yall wanna see more of my Gatsby art because I do have more I haven’t posted#hey fun fact I did something else to celebrate the occasion yesterday as well#I visited F Scott Fitzgerald’s grave#crazy because it’s just about an hour from where I live#lowkey insane to go there#there was like NO ONE there too which I was not expecting#there’s was only one other guy there at one point to film a TikTok and pay respects#but yeah reading the first chapter of Gatsby while sitting next to the grave of the author is a fuckin experience and a half#will not be forgetting that anytime soon#the great gatsby#tgg#natsby#if you squint#Gatsby is on the left and Nick is on the right#if it wasn’t obvious#my art
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Thank god I finally have time to finish the 4th book
#the witcher#witcher fanart#witcher geralt#witcher 3#yennefer of vengerberg#geralt x yennefer#witcher yennefer#yennefer fanart#wiedzmin#geralt of rivia#andrzej sapkowski#witcher netflix#witcher ciri#human art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#slavic#human artist#I guess it’s a break from my usual stuff but hey#that one lietpol drawing is still in the microwave#if you haven’t read or played the books or game go and do it now#that’s a threat#shitpost
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EMILY PRENTISS’ GOODREADS:
THE HOLY BIBLE
multiple authors
★☆☆☆☆ 0.1
Overly-preachy narrative, too many plot holes. Profiled God as a malignant narcissist with an inferiority complex. Can’t blame Satan for lashing out at has dad like that, rebellion is typical of scapegoated children in a toxic family dynamic.
THE CATCHER IN THE RYE
J.D. Salinger
★★★★★ 5.0
Didn’t read it, five stars anyway because its reputation precedes it.
HOW TO FIND AT-RISK KIDS WHO GREW UP IN A 360-DEGREE ENVIRONMENT OF FAMILY VIOLENCE
David Rossi, Jason Gideon
★★☆☆☆ 2.0
Literally ruining my life. But two stars because I was high when I read it and it made my brain feel fuzzy in a good way.
THE LORD OF THE FLIES
William Golding
★★★☆☆ 0.3
Strong concept, disappointing lack of women.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE
Kurt Vonnegut
★★★★★ 5.0
It’s so freaky-deaky, I love it.
Check out my Masterlist for more BAU scenarios
#ironically the only one of these I’ve read start to finish is the holy bible. I also rated it 1 star.#you haven’t read it have you?#I have not.#bau book review b*tches#profiled god as a malignant narcissist#headcanon#goodreads#emily prentiss#criminal minds#criminal minds memes#incorrect criminal minds#jemily#jennifer jareau#criminal minds evolution
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As gently and politely as I can put this: that post I made about outliving him is meant to be an anti-suicide affirmation. It is not meant to be a blinders-on assessment of reality, of the future boiling down to whether one man lives or dies. It is meant to reassure myself and everyone else that the horrors come, and the horrors go, that nothing is permanent, that hope persists with split knuckles and blood on its teeth. Things are rough. Things will likely get rougher. My eyes are open to that, but in the end, the first thing they want from us is to roll over, surrender, die. And I will not be granting that wish. I deserve to be here. You deserve to be here. We deserve to see the sun rise. And it will. I promise.
#‘this isn’t a fantasy novel’ yes thank you if it were I’d have a cool sword at the very least#but what I have instead is a dozen tiny reasons to keep going#my wife. my pets. my stories. to see how my favorite tv show turns out.#to watch my nephew grow. to laugh with my siblings. to cry with my parents.#to see the movies I’ve missed and read books that haven’t yet been written#and above all else: to prove that I can. that I can stay. that I can see just one more sunset. one more snowfall. one more pride parade#one more. one more. one more.#it’s one day at a time. it always has been.#it will be bad. I am not disputing that. I came into this year terrified that it would be my last one on earth#but so long as I have a say: I say no. I say I belong here. i say fuck you.#it will be bad. of course it will. it will be terrifying.#and I will be here because the simple fact of my queer ass continuing to draw breath#can help ruin the day of the worst people alive
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rip ponyboy you would’ve loved asking people to name 5 songs
#honestly he still probably would in the book timeline too#‘oh you like the rolling stones? name 5 songs’ 🤨#he’d totally be that one kid who calls you a fake fan if you haven’t read the book too#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#the outsiders book#the outsiders movie#the outsiders ponyboy#the outsiders 1983#ponyboy#ponyboy michael curtis#the outsiders musical#stay gold ponyboy#why are there so many different ways to tag ponyboy’s name :(
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The funny take of the day is that "Jily is the least angsty ship" as if they aren’t doomed from the beginning.
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Cheng Xiaoshi, why r u reading Shakespearean sonnets about lust, misogyny, acrimony and ostensibly homoeroticism? No reason. Just curious.
#how much you want to bet that cxs got that book by lg’s recommendation#dubiousness acknowledged: i haven’t read the sonnets personally#and neither of these are notably reliable sources#i’m just saying i’m worried about this arc okay#just. 🤨#link click#shiguang daili ren#shiguang#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#yingdu arc
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