#if you don’t use them it’s fine

[mossfordays]

Okay I have to clear this up because I’m getting annoyed

Everyone keeps saying that the ship name nobleflower doesn’t make sense (if it’s just not your cup of tea that’s understandable though) but the reasoning is that Narcissa is a flower and Alice means noble. They’re literally noble and flower.

Edit: I reread this and noticed how mean it sounded, I am so sorry, I just wanted to let people know why it was that

[lazylittledragon]

i feel like social media has warped people’s perception of conflict in relationships by making you think that any minor fuck up is the end of the world and everyone is secretly a narcissist manipulator with sinister motives, because actually in real life you just say “i’m sorry, that was a bad thing, i shouldn’t have done that” and the other person says “thank you for apologising” and then that’s the end of it

[pippeebottom]

Of course you need to be cucked, sweetie. There are only two types of girls and I don't think there could be any doubt about which one you belong to:

Women. Real women. Dominant. Assertive. Full of self-esteem. The kind of girls men -and other women- turn back to gaze at. The girls you'd probably envy back in High School. Maybe even your own bullies. Sexy, confident women that just loooove bossing around tots like you.

Toddlers. Cute little infants who don't know better. Pissy, messy, smelly babies who can't process any emotion and throw a loud tantrum every time they don't get their own way. Blushy little things who can't keep their panties dry and whose only purpose is to entertain real Women. Stupid toddlers who are not sexy. Just cute.

Do you really think your Daddy would doubt for a moment who to do the grown-up stuffs with? Do you even know what those things are? Wouldn't you actually prefer to be sound asleep in your crib, sucking on your pacifier, not even wondering about the thrusts you can hear coming from Daddy's bedroom? I think so.

i get sooo blushy every time i read this 🫣

Daddy tells me all the time he needs big girls to talk to and be with because i’m such a little baby but i jus wanna stay up and find out what Daddy is up to and why i have to go to bed so early when his big girl friends are over!!! and what they think is so funny when they look at me!!

i do know what grown-up stuffs is!!! 😝 i guess im not THAT much of a a baby huh? and Daddy gives me my paci even if i am having grown up stuffs because im so good 🥰

[batwynn]

I’ve been turning on the pretty, battery-run string lights in my living room every day now, and it’s finally settled in my heart what it means to actually use things and not save them for a later that might not exist.

[sashisuse]

free geto from the shackles of jjk twt’s lack of reading comprehension 😣😣

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

Have you ever experienced those moments where your throat closes from a breath and you can’t breathe?

They’re scary, but you get used to them. Something about experiencing panic over and over gets you used to the sensation. Oh it still grips your heart and beads sweat on your brow but it’s familiar now. Like a funhouse ride your mind has memorized even if your body experiences like the first time.

Soon the steps become second nature. Hold your breath, don’t try to breathe. Elbows over the head. Stand up. Wait it out. Don’t worry about trying to breathe. You won’t pass out (you never have).

The new step in the dance you learn is to run.

Run to somewhere they can’t see you. Run to somewhere a good meaning citizen can’t take you by the shoulders and try to “help”. You know how to deal with this, but you know you can’t assure them you’ll be fine as your throat closes.

There’s only so much air in your lungs, you can’t waste it on telling someone to get away.

It’s a good thing they care, but in the moment it’s just another pressure tightening around you. A different fear you’re not as used to, another piece to place into the puzzle while you’re already trying to keep your eyes open.

They can see your body panic but they can’t see your mind roll it’s eyes in boredom. It looks like you’re dying, but you can’t tell them it doesn’t really hurt. Not anymore. Not like the first time.

So you run and you hide and you go through the steps of your dance until your body relaxes and you can breathe. It doesn’t take but a minute or two, but you find yourself wanting to remain hidden. Just for a little longer.

Until you walk back with a smile. Explain. Apologize. Go about your day.

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Why doesn’t this feel like it’s not about air anymore?

[thatlonelycactus]

Do YOU have GO brainrot??

Answer these questions to find out:

Do you think about the ineffable idiots atleast once a day?

Does GO live in your head rent free?

Have you recovered from the final 15min?

Have you rewatched GO? If so how many times?

Do you know any of the lines from the final 15?

Do you see them everywhere you go, even in totally unrelated situations and objects?

Does every song you listen to seem like it is from the POV of a Good Omens character?

If you answer “yes” to at least one of these questions it is highly likely that you have developed GO brainrot. If you have replied “yes” to the majority of not all of these questions then you definitely have it. Im sorry but there is nothing that you can do to save yourself now. You are beyond help, you are too deep into the brainrot.

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Still blows my mind the disparity between the Eng and the JP localization of Sonic Frontiers

So in the og English Tails expresses that he needs to part ways from Sonic so he can grow into a hero on his own, right? That he can't grow by being with him?

But like. The director of the game, who worked with Ian Flynn, worked on the JP localization and it's like. You're telling me that when they localized that scene for the Japanese audience

That it was about Tails learning that there are things only he can do? That instead of concluding that he needs to part ways from Sonic and become a hero, he just comes to realizes the ways in which he and Sonic fill each other's gaps? He learns that he already is on equal footing with Sonic. The two of them are just heroes who save people in different ways?

[aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen]

Dex says:

Eat The Rich✨✨

[hazelcephalopod]

Considering Fjord’s just barely “I guess my last name is Stone. That’s the shit name they gave me at my shit orphanage” attitude. I propose that when they marry we break with tradition and just let him be Admiral/Captain-Mr Fjord Lavorre.

[cashweasel]

It’s Wednesday? That means I can share these doodles of my blorbos being insanely adorable?

Sometimes I remember just how much I love daemon and karima and I implode, this is one of those times I think. Also this is a wip I will definitely finish

Daemon belongs to @night-triumphantt (who I’m also tagging for this wip Wednesday<3) and also tagging @lilyoffandoms @oh-so-youre-a-nerd @nerdferatum @sosolenoo @faustsnemesis

[ilikebobcuts642]

My whole two trans not-headcanons for pride month.

Btw so no one gets confused, Bruno is a t man and Susie is a t woman. Neither of them got surgery for whatever reason they have (because I’m a trans man who doesn’t plan on getting surgery at all and likes representing myself whenever I can so don’t make this weird).

[lanternlightss]

loop ….

[sourstiless]

like i genuinely think the world will heal when people stop pretending that not shipping zutara is about morality

[measureformeasure]

that post that’s like it’s not THAT hard to read classic lit! drives me insane because like yes it is. it is actually quite difficult to read at all

[cantagirldrawinpeace]

Oda when I catch you Oda 🙂🔪