#if you cant beat it use it

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[heynhay]

will you break and take all the words from my mouth?

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[eikichi-supremacy]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

[lyss-sketchbox]

Can genshin normalize actually using the weapon youre equipped with in your attacks??? Goddammit dude i rolled these weapons because they look pretty on my characters then they just dont use it at all in their animations???

Not beating the stat stick allegations

[extravagav]

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And if I told you my parallel senses were tingling...

[theposhperyton]

All evidence suggests yes

[evilfarmin]

Han Ying has blanket permission to snoop because he is ZZS's dumb little woof woof. Window of Heaven is making great advancements in the field by employing the world's first assassin without a brain.

[tmos-time]

who is shardasol who is eriware i am interested in hearing about this :0 no pressure of course

to give a simple answer; it's not a "proper" plurality if you're worried about categorizing that sort of thing, but they're pretty much eridan and sollux's respective introjects of each other! it's all erisolsprites fault <3

for context, the premise of the au is that eridan has decided to self isolate on earth c, and erisolsprite has managed to end up with him due to sprite bullshit to make sure he doesnt do any Extremely stupid shit-- which blows up in his face when hes the reason eridan (and later sollux) end up getting an extra person in their brains

so then THERE is where we get shardasol and eriware :) their entire gimmick is that they're formed from extra memories of eridan and sollux that erisolsprite put in their opposite heads, and they borrowed bits of their host's personality traits, interests, and perspectives of their other to grow into the people they are. they are their own people at the end of the day! even if they like to say they're like a manifestation of eridan and sollux's heart for the other-- which is. yknow. how i've ended up with four different versions of erisol in this damn au LOL.

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

Kris Deltarune my favorite gender

[cest-la-faute-a-voltaire]

having to reread all these descriptions of enjolras for research got me drawing fanart again

[stayuntilthefoglifts]

Of course, he was sitting by you and watching you all night, hoping that your ass won't die from pain, he even tidied your house so it is bearable to live in it, I wouldn't even be surprised if he used his powers to calm the pain down

Shen Wei was like, "Shut up and eat"

He's so precious, I can't

Or you can just take care of your life and don't lie on the streets, dying from pain that was only your fault, but yea, having Shen Wei close 24/7 would be nice too, yet I think that you would be too distracted by his beauty too work (I am since the very 1 episode)

[rwby-confess]

Confession #166

[nejackdaw]

(reads my own fic) woah. I'm so good at my job

[guinevereslancelot]

fifth graders will look you right in the eye and say shit like "crap isn't a swear word" and "well our teacher lets us say it" and "no, mr. [name] says crap all the time and he lets us say it"