#if there are any repeats no there aren't

[in-the-bible]

how much of the eggman piss monologue is in the Bible? I’ll paste it below

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I need to figure it out as a percentage, I’ll use your answer and a word counter to do so

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Assisting Acquaintance Acquired.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[dracocheesecake]

Since Wondla is coming out tomorrow we should make a Bingo of random predictions. Here's a few of mine:

●Eva is now a hot-headed "girlboss"

●Eva tells Besteel she's not afraid of him to his face

●Besteel does a 180 and has a redemption arc or they suddenly make him sympathetic

●The Taxidermist is removed

●Ojo is turned into an ineffectual shy cry baby

●Zin is combined with his other siblings to make a single character (Loroc remains his own character)

●Otto is turned into the funny talking quipping sidekick

●Rovender is the most accurate but they focus too much on him being an alcoholic

●Random out of touch pop culture references

●Muthr isn't killed off

●Sand snipers are made "cute"

[gloombeaches]

This is part 3 of a list of archived and currently playable dress up games from StarSue. See part 1 HERE and part 2 HERE.  

I Love Fashion Scarah Dress Up

Boo York Nefera de Nile Dress Up

Sweet Screams Draculaura Dress Up

Swim Class Venus Dress Up

Dot Dead Gorgeous Lagoona Dress Up

Gloom and Bloom Catrine DeMew Dress Up

Lagoona Scaris Style

Elle Eedee Dress Up

Swim Class Rochelle Dress Up

Coffin Bean Twyla Dress Up

Shriekwrecked Rochelle Dress Up

Flara Blaze Dress Up

Music Festival Abbey Dress Up

New Scaremester Catty Noir Dress Up

Sweet Screams Frankie Dress Up

Frightseers Clawdeen Dress Up

Heath Burns Dress Up

Lagoonafire Dress Up

Iris Clops Dress Up

New Scaremester Twyla Dress Up

Scarily Ever After Frankie Dress Up

Pyxis Prepstockings Dress Up

Scarnival Skelita Dress Up

Gilda Goldstag Dress Up

Posea Reef Dress Up

Kala Mer'ri Dress Up

Marisol Coxi Dress Up

Zomby Gaga Dress Up

[kheyys-worms]

I just... saw the newest Kuroshitsuji chapter spoiler...

SNAKE NOOOO 😭😭😭

[nonbinary-niki-bog]

An Appreciation Post :)

hmm...would it be easier if i ask separate asks? probably.

but i'm going to do it this way since that way i know it won't be eaten by Tumblr's asks.

(none of you need to read this if you don't want to, of course, but i just want to say this here instead :D, and i hope that i manage to tag the correct person here because that'll be really weird if i didn't, haha)

(also 'keep reading' because it feels too long for a normal post :p)

Potato

@im-a-chunky-potato - i know i have said this multiple times (it's because i can't say this enough) but thank you for welcoming me into this community. i am not joking when i say that you are the one who got me started on this :D.

Blue

@hopelessbluebird - thank you for also can't wait for something new to happen in askryuu (come on guys we can make askryuu reach it's milestone. i know we can)

(note: this took me so long that i wrote this before you got 200 followers on askryuu, so please don't come at me for that T^T)

C

and i can't forget C, now can i? nope i can't. wherever Blue is, C will soon to follow (i have no clue if that's even true, but it sounds poetic). i'm sorry if you don't want to get roped into this, C.

C, you and Blue are both very nice and (insert some cool and appreciative words here since my brain refuses to work right now, so sorry T^T).

to be completely honest, i don't know that much (since whenever you (C) are on it seems like i'm off), but you are doing great, so keep doing what you're doing :D.

Sunni

@sunnikos - Sunni!!! you are a nice person who is also very fun, and i like our interactions in the server :D (even if we don't really interact on here).

Soda

@caffeiiine - Soda! i absolutely your art style. it is so pretty. and you are just a nice person in general.

Rouge

@rogues-stuff-bc-yes - Rouge! we don't really talk like at all here, but i would like to thank you for being an inspiration for my anon :D. you are generally a cool person and i really like Kaito <3.

Rainy

@rainythealias - Rainy!!! you get appreciated too. you're nice and it's nice interacting with you whenever we do.

Lemon

@circuslemon - i know we don't really interact that much on here, Lemon, but you're fun in the server and your ideas are so cool to read :D

Teddy

@teddymochi - Teddy! thank you for giving me enough courage to continue sharing my AU. and your drawing and art are really nice as well.

CreatorBiaze

(sorry i don't really remember your name on here. please forgive me T^T)

@creatorbiaze - your OCs are cool. you are cool. you and @teddymochi are cool. both of you are cool.

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is that everyone? i hope so and i hope that it's not too much? i don't know anymore.

and thank you to those of you who have to deal with my little precious characters (you know who you are...i mean, i hope you do) and i do hope that they are not giving you guys trouble.

and to those who run ask blogs, no one will be able to do what you do for the community that you are a part of and that your characterization are the best characterization.

and also, thank you everyone who is interested in my silly little AU :D.

remember that you are all an amazing human being and i appreciate every single one of you for who you are <3.

[kneworder]

angry at the oscars barbie nominations but in an annoyinger way (i think nominating ryan reynolds makes sense but the best picture and best supporting actress noms are ridiculous)

[sunfoxfic]

*grits teeth* Skyrim is a fun game and I'm having fun

[blueshykitsune-blog]

It's okay to want to be called good boy even if your female or a feminine central person.

It's okay to want to be called good girl even if your male or a masculine central person.

It's okay to want to be called good boy even if your male or a masculine central person.

It's okay to want to be called good girl even if your female or a feminine central person.

It's okay to want to be called just a good person, child, kid, adult, teen, pet, animal, <insert your choice of whatever good thing you might want to be or at least called even if conflicting like a villian>.

It's okay to want to be called good. Even if it's just good enough. Because even if you can't be the best, being good is still lovely to be.

You don't have to take being called good as sexual nor romantic. However it's okay if you do too! Because they are words. Words that obviously mean a lot. Otherwise you'd probably not like them. And hey even if you don't like being called such or it brings bad memories it's still a set of words and you should know that however they make you feel is valid.

Just be cautious, even if someone calls you what you like to be called or not it doesn't mean they feel the same about how you feel nor do they know how it makes you feel.

However to all who like the saying good <insert your option> I say you aren't just good, yous the bestest!

[collectorcookie]

It wasnt with any instance in mind specifically but i have seen some great mhyk cisbends actually. And i love the idea of fem arthur! I hadnt considered faust or heathcliffe but im on board now! I saw a tweet once that said mithra should grow boobs in tiletta's honor and i support that... i suppose the post was made with enstars in mind cuz ive been thinking about cis girl izumi lately (he's nonbinary to me in canon but i think his rship with his mom in portrait wouldve been sooo interesting with the added layer of daughters turning into their mothers... im also fond of hetbending loiz but for it to be no different whatsoever from their canon rship. But i also think iz-mk-lo would be interesting had they All been girls...)

But i also think transgenderism in wizard world would be interesting to explore, not just imagining what if they had been cis girls. I wonder if trans humans resent wizards for having the ability to transform themselves... or if, like with curseworkers or doctors, there are wizards who specialize in giving humans hrt potions and surgeries. In a world where murr was into medicine he wouldve brought hrt to humans so they wouldnt have to rely on wizards...

mithra SHOULD have boobs in tiletta's honor tbh. In my mind, cisbent mithra would go from wearing no bras because she dgaf to wearing pushup bras as a way to carry on tiletta's legacy.

Also NONBINARY IZUMI TRUTHER, I SHAKE YOUR HANDS

Izumakoleo as all girls...omg your mind....we could have the best yuri how did no one else think of this. As expected of the president o7 i salute

And now onto wizard genders: we do know of a few wizards with funky gender in canon. They can use magic to shapeshift after all. Here are a few i can think of at the top of my head. Spoilers for ms2 for everyone else but i'm sure you don't mind lol

Figaro mentions having a friend that is born a wizard, shapeshifted into a witch and stayed like that, even ended up carrying a baby to term and giving birth

There's a western witch who presents exclusively as a wizard in front of humans in ms2. I never even thought about how human-wizard dynamics might affect genderfluidity but that sure is interesting

Rustica has been a transguy to me since reading ms2. Idk if i am the only one interpreting it as that but i swear there's a part i read as him having been a western princess. Because of that i like to imagine/headcanon chloe is also a trans guy and kept the feminine name rustica style.

Figaro, man. Figgy is just. SO painfully transfem like omggggg. Besides being so Eldest Daughter™️ coded in northfam, the ridiculous amount of times he's been like "btw if anyone wants to see me as a beautiful woman pls let me know" girl do YOU want to be a beautiful woman??? It's definitely in character for fifi to be a certain way and then try as hard as possible to hide it, perhaps even lying to oneself about one's true nature.

[marklikely]

on further reflection maybe it isn't out of character that i liked the kens over the barbies when a lot of the joke is how the barbies are all blandly nice and hypercompetent which as you may know is like my single most uninterested gender dynamic for fictional characters

[1randomperson15]

My forearm hurts from parkour again, I thought I was over this stage :(

[sisterdivinium]

@ghostofcatscradle I hope you know I have spent these past few days holding myself back from reaching for my Guide to the Camarilla but at the same time I can't stop listening to Twin Tribes and Haunt Me so I think I won't be able to resist. A WN x VtM prompt... This is your fault!!!!

[andromeda3116]

ugh i have a friend who is super into astrology and it's like "mercury is in retrograde this is so terrible!!!" like bro even if planets could affect your life on earth mercury isn't doing shit it's just how it looks in the sky is going backwards because of orbital dynamics it is literally not doing anything different at all it's just vibing

[strangefable]

terfs on this site seriously have nothing better to do than go to random posts made months ago and whine and complain that i said they're not welcome on my blog, as if we had anything in common in the first place (we don't).

honey, get a fucking life and maybe then you'll stop being so obsessed with people you don't even know

FUCK TERFS

[angeltism]

rot.ary di.al the aqua bpder song ever