#What was i talking about again

[asanjou]

This is such a "he ask for no pickles" ass cover but i can't make that joke about them because it just wouldn't happen like I think if they were together in a burger eating setting and tendou had pickles on his burger he didn't want he would go into the kitchen and challenge the chef to a burger off and there would be a stupid fucking montage of the two of them competing to slice the thinnest pickle (OST: 勇気のアイテム) and tendou would get it so thin you can see the hamburger chef through it and they'd do a wind machine effect to blow his chef hat off to illustrate how blown away he is by tendous pickle skills and that's when the waiter who served them the burgers would turn out to be a worm who was trying to kill tendou through pickle means all along and they'd do a cool fight about it (OST: FULL FORCE) Anyway I think Kagami has little pickle freak vibes so the whole thing could have been avoided if tendou had just offered him the pickles off his burger in the first place but he would never do this because grandmother once said big boys who walk the path of heaven must eat all their vegetables

[paper-rips]

another tgck post cause i have brain worms and apparently finishing term exams makes your thoughts Extra Queer

[dennisboobs]

blacked out and came to with a document full of macden

[potatobugz]

i love the hive knights theme in hollow knight because it really does sound like the musical embodiment of A Swarm Of Bees

[collectorcookie]

It wasnt with any instance in mind specifically but i have seen some great mhyk cisbends actually. And i love the idea of fem arthur! I hadnt considered faust or heathcliffe but im on board now! I saw a tweet once that said mithra should grow boobs in tiletta's honor and i support that... i suppose the post was made with enstars in mind cuz ive been thinking about cis girl izumi lately (he's nonbinary to me in canon but i think his rship with his mom in portrait wouldve been sooo interesting with the added layer of daughters turning into their mothers... im also fond of hetbending loiz but for it to be no different whatsoever from their canon rship. But i also think iz-mk-lo would be interesting had they All been girls...)

But i also think transgenderism in wizard world would be interesting to explore, not just imagining what if they had been cis girls. I wonder if trans humans resent wizards for having the ability to transform themselves... or if, like with curseworkers or doctors, there are wizards who specialize in giving humans hrt potions and surgeries. In a world where murr was into medicine he wouldve brought hrt to humans so they wouldnt have to rely on wizards...

mithra SHOULD have boobs in tiletta's honor tbh. In my mind, cisbent mithra would go from wearing no bras because she dgaf to wearing pushup bras as a way to carry on tiletta's legacy.

Also NONBINARY IZUMI TRUTHER, I SHAKE YOUR HANDS

Izumakoleo as all girls...omg your mind....we could have the best yuri how did no one else think of this. As expected of the president o7 i salute

And now onto wizard genders: we do know of a few wizards with funky gender in canon. They can use magic to shapeshift after all. Here are a few i can think of at the top of my head. Spoilers for ms2 for everyone else but i'm sure you don't mind lol

Figaro mentions having a friend that is born a wizard, shapeshifted into a witch and stayed like that, even ended up carrying a baby to term and giving birth

There's a western witch who presents exclusively as a wizard in front of humans in ms2. I never even thought about how human-wizard dynamics might affect genderfluidity but that sure is interesting

Rustica has been a transguy to me since reading ms2. Idk if i am the only one interpreting it as that but i swear there's a part i read as him having been a western princess. Because of that i like to imagine/headcanon chloe is also a trans guy and kept the feminine name rustica style.

Figaro, man. Figgy is just. SO painfully transfem like omggggg. Besides being so Eldest Daughter™️ coded in northfam, the ridiculous amount of times he's been like "btw if anyone wants to see me as a beautiful woman pls let me know" girl do YOU want to be a beautiful woman??? It's definitely in character for fifi to be a certain way and then try as hard as possible to hide it, perhaps even lying to oneself about one's true nature.

[sieglinde-freud]

illness in the head tonight which means im thinking about these sad fucks again what are you two fucking talking about god be normal (i’ve never been normal about them once in my life)

also this is irrelevant but this is my fav laslow expression

like he looks like a kicked bunny. “haha noo dont call yourself a monster youre so sexy ahaha” kinda thing ykwim

[racingmiku2018]

blehhhhhhgh why do i always look like garbage after i take my work hat off

[slingbats]

I am going to need that rewrite on my desk by tomorrow, 12 point font, times new roman, double spaced

noOOOOOO IT'S TOO MUCH WORK!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME AND I DON'T CARE ENOUGH........ girl help!

my rewrite where uhhhhhhhhhh. everything is the same except the writers actually care about female characters. a lot of decisions were made because of actresses no longer being available so plotlines like fish's are more or less the same but like, Ivy either gets to grow up normally or is never a child at the beginning to start with (you can go the weird plant body route if you have to keep her relatively younger since this is a prequel ig), and I don't... even know what to make of KK or Isabella, and Sofia should just be fucking. dont tell me there isn't a single female italian bodybuilder who can act, I don't believe you. let her be buff. let her take up space. let her be huge and wear vintage fashion.

also Oswald is fat and trans

[shittyutmv]

You posting like 10 things when its 9 pm (for me at least) within the span of 5 minutes fills me with dopamine. I love this blog.

IM SO SORRY my wifi cut out for two days and i memorized some of you guys’ asks so i had the drawings ready??? and as Soon as it came back on BAM. frantic posting

[gender-thief2]

vampir still gets called vampir by all his friends through middle school and high school and even into collage. he is never living this down guys. even people who weren’t there for his vampire phase call him vampir.

his teachers call him micheal though which pisses him off even more, especially since they keep getting him mixed up with the other alternative looking micheal that goes to there school (who apparently had an affair with craig tucker in 4th grade and people still talk about it)

[mxdotpng]

its actually something i think about often which is sad. nobody sees this vision more than i do. or at all actually

[dennisboobs]

I just wanted to say I really adore you, and your blog is one of the back bones of the silly little dennis community! i know some people are really mean or rude to you, but fuck em honestly 🩷

aww, thank you anon, i really do appreciate it. i try not to let it get to me but it really specifically fuckin grinds my gears when people act like im Less Than the people who are like,,, All In on macden. despite everything, den's my baby boy baby man princess shithead and i love him dearly <3

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

the way i'm so desperate for bitches w good taste in this fandom that i just straight smash follow with no hesitation every single blog in my activity feed that i can ascertain likes both eddie AND billy (and their boyfriend steve) lol

[ujuro]

During my explorations of Actual Acclaimed Music before going back to my esoteric bullshit I decided to actually listen to a beatles album for once and I hate to break it to everybody but their seminal hit album 1965’s revolver is actually really good

[loveandthings11]

Ugh he needs me so bad I would not let him go on TV again

(Or wear an ATN jacket?? Although tbh he looks 🔥🔥🔥 in leather jackets)

[glossypudding]

Being bi is so weird my type in men is tall, has dark texturized hair, and is a charismatic performer for public functions. Preferably one that would take me to a private space like a bathroom, office, or closet and tower over me when he makes me suck his fingers, thinking about how that could translate to his cock. He should be able to take me upskirt and thrust into me so roughly I tip over or get flattened up against a wall or window. That’s a requirement.