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frownyalfred · 1 year ago
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The Batfamily fucking with Gotham must be the funniest thing. Nightwing corners two goons and they’re laughing him off so he says “don’t make me call the other guy!” and they start laughing even harder thinking he’s just going to call Mr. “no kill rule” again.
Nah, he calls Red Hood — the guy whose most recent temper tantrum resulted in the collection of multiple severed heads which the dude carried around for hours in a duffel bag like that’s fucking normal — and Jason steps out of the shadows with a big grin under his helmet like “Oh yeah, you’re dealing with me now. This is gonna be fun.”
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screampied · 1 year ago
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Wait so the ending of Fantasize was a dream?? 😭
eh precisely. reader was imagining she was fucking gojo the entire time when in reality she was fuckin her loving bf geto. DRAMAAAAA.
“did you just call me satoru?” i was kinda embarrassed myself writing that, poor bb. i would personally walk into traffic 🚶‍♀️
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
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blueboxbeagle · 7 months ago
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ugartecoco · 1 year ago
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the transition im crying
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callmebliss · 1 year ago
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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?
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faeriekit · 1 year ago
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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valtsv · 8 months ago
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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whiteshipnightjar · 9 months ago
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Zoozve, my beloved
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knifefightscene · 1 year ago
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so-many-ocs · 11 months ago
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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riacte · 11 months ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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sirompp · 11 months ago
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hi. i made some images.
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feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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bookslutskye · 10 months ago
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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skipppppy · 8 months ago
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“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.
You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are
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