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One of my housemates is applying for citizenship and holy shit there is a lot of forms for him to fill out. He's also required to get some shit confirmed by an Australian citizen who has known him for over a year, but only a citizen with a specific job. Because I guess they only want "respectable" people filling this stuff out.
I am not one of these people, so instead I've had to help him go through all the jobs just to find someone he knows who can do this for him.
What happens if you haven't spent a year as an acquaintance of a dentist, or a soldier with 5+ years of service, or some shit? Denied citizenship because you didn't network in a way the government wants?
Like, I can sorta get where they're coming from, they want someone to verify the person's identity before they can grant them citizenship, but the list is so specific that I feel like a lot of potential citizens might not be able to complete this stuff
#luckily he knows a migration agent who helped him with all his visa stuff in the past and that is one of the acceptable careers#if it wasnt for that hed have no one
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Ghost Chef 1 stronger than me. i woulda quit my damn job or conveniently placed a cleaver into one of my essential internal organs
#I KNOW THAT KITCHEN LOUUUUD ASF#next floyd plays a fun game called can sebek dodge all the knives i throw at him#nightmare crucible lineup#IM KIDDING I LOVE THEM BOTH TEEHEE <3#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#floyd leech#fanart#memes#meme#culinary crucible#shitpost#LITERAL shitpost#sorry for how messy it is i wasnt going to do it all ine one go and i have to wake up in 3 hours just dont zoom in that closely LMFAO#i saw a pic earlier of malleus and leona both turning away from their plates in disgust#im imagining sebeks reaction LIKE PLEASE HED FUCKIJG EVAPORATE#also special shoutout to papyrus undertale for giving me the skills to draw ghost chef#hyuckscraps
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is anybody else having thoughts abt these two,, (silly doodles under the cut <3)
#started playing wuwa on release#got obsessed w xiangli yao thru the hints of phonecall dialogue + the bits in his office + the vaccine log#and then quit the game when i learned he wasnt out yet LMAOOOOO#u have no idea how excited i was when he was announced to be playable btw. i thought hed be an npc if in the game at all#xiangli yao#wuwa mortefi#wuthering waves#wuwa fanart#ive seen a couple of posts w these guys do they have an official name yet#yaotefi#ty to the person who rbed w thejr tag i didnt know they had one ❤️
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juvie buddies
#alek art#td duncan#td mal#total drama#total drama all stars#(if i want to get technical)#2024#duncan is around 15 here... mal is around 16#ive thought really hard about them these past few days . in my brain they actually knew each other and canon is different#duncan and mike got along really well. in juvie mal refused to speak to anyone about anything and would fight as many people as he could .#he wanted to stay in there and far away from home . they get roomed together and duncan is the first person who mal can talk to . he isnt#scared of him . he relates to him a lot . like -> wow we both act out for attention and people think we are terrible because of it#duncan being a mentally ill teenager seeing mal an also very mentally ill teenager thought 'i can fix him' . mike and duncan speak too here#i cant really see anyone else fronting besides those two . their brain was on lockdown and mike wanted out so bad . i see manitoba as a#gatekeeper so hed handle some sessions with their psych. i want to say they (duncan and mike) get moved to a psyche ward just because#i have more knowledge on being in one and how it goes ... but yeah i like duncan mal a lot . this art isnt ship whatsoever though 🙏 i dont#see them as a couple their dynamic is just better as friends imo#but anyways in all stars they obviously recognize each other but have an unspoken agreement not to say anything abt it#duncan is a known criminal but mike isnt like that . mike hadnt even told zoey about that part of his life . so duncan wanted to respect his#privacy -> then mal starts hurting people and he has to step in . mal isnt a good person by any means but i dont think he was that bad in#juvie . so duncan had to come to terms that his friend wasnt the same person he was years ago (in all stars duncan is ~18 and i think mike#is almost 20... so it had been a while since they last talked)#them getting each other like no other and being in pain because they couldnt really speak . i see them having a conversation still in moon#madness abt their past and history . god i just think abt them and their wasted potential wdym mike and duncan were in juvie together#duncan was in for trespassing or destruction of private property or something really dumb . mal fought his parent(s) and got in for assault#mal was already in when duncan was placed . and duncan was let out early on good behavior + his parents (dad) mostly did it to teach him a#lesson . wrong of them or otherwise . so mal was just kinda stuck there until they realized he was actually not right in the head . think he#knew abt their DID but was only diagnosed in juvie and had to go from there . tbh he shouldve been tried as an adult but td logic . doesnt#matter dw guys . mike gets the 'was put on random meds that made him go braindead' treatment bc that was me . post mental hospital abilify#had me messed up
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we're all so distracted by the norm-scary parallels we're blinded to the reality that link is the one turning into early-season scary right under our noses
#he changed his name he calls any admission to an adult narcing hes playing up hating his dad despite obvious evidence to the contrary#heck i relistened to the goof realm episodes yesterday and hes even got the habit of calling out other group members (normal) to pick on#hes taking things that have nothing to do with him (scary & tony; dunking on nick) as personal sleights#double heck he's the one who gave scary the 'dont have to care' idea in the first place#i wonder where hed be if his bromance with taylor wasnt distracting him (positive)#dndads#dndads 2#dndads spoilers#in my tags at least#me talking#link liwilson#link needs a therapist
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revamped looong mermaid orufrey au :')
#witch hat tag#orufrey#partial nudity /#about half of it is new the other half is redrawn from last year. Why would you rescribble some scribbles. Well it was bad.#i always underestimate how much i've improved in a year last may was questionable. also it's not even may any more so why mermaids now.#sorry if you remember this but at least half is new story. i'll just paste more explanation from twt....#first qifrey was cursed by EVIL WITCH eye taken and thrown into the sea#memory-less. then kind little witch boy oru found him on the beach & they became friends#they drifted apart after falling for each other bc qif knew he could never be with him.#oru walked on the beach every day for years hoping to see him again until so desperate he goes into the sea (on a ship?) & is dying#qifrey saved him with a kiss. they got closer &oru swore to find a way to save him that wasnt dangerous but qif knew hed need a dark witch.#(that witch was probably the one who cursed him..just toying with him...) in with the spell oru DOES forget him for real#even tho he needs to give Kiss Of True Love before qif turns totally blind for qif to stay human for good or become seafoam. but oru someho#the oldest magic is love..the ability to break through the curses of loneliness and despair. qif already did that for him#so oru was able to do it back later. he fell in love with him again..but also realised it was obviously him....well anyway......#originally the 'finding oru stranded like that guy in the little mermaid' was a separate au but it still makes sense to combine them#i dont want them to have not met in childhood...thats the orufrey thing....#im going to work on Proper drawings next instead of silly comics as usual....
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As you may know, we have found out that Vincent Kingsley is the biggest, most unexpected animal lover! Their Chestnut Ridge trip was coming to an end and he wanted to try out horse riding. And so they booked a session on the last day. It was certainly a new experience 😂
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#postcard legacy#postcard gen 3#vincent kingsley#renee reichmann#another excuse to see him riding a horse and with that hat on 😂#the next post is story related im currently figuring out how to show it#this ones like a breath of fresh air#not think about the story#and see a bit of horse gameplay#hes giving off bryce energy haha#his clumsiness! never would have thought hed like animals so much#he does have a soft spot for them and thats so wholesome right?#he kept interacting with the horse when i wasnt controlling him!!!
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I can just imagine the context behind that gai post, rip anyone who witnessed that.
im fascinated by this ask i have NO idea what ur imagining but it must be quite a vision
#yamswers#tanukibby#i wasnt gonna post these otherwise so ill add the pen and pencil drawings here#for me i imagined all three pieces in conversation with each other#so in svindapus' yamato drawing yamato does the pose in a fairly neutral stance hes just like “ok sure”#then in aldynafox's kakashi wants to get in on the goof and he takes it to a sillyseductive place#and then in mine gai sees kakashi “doing a challenge” (not like that. but. like that) + is like “HAH!!! not without ME my RIVAL!!!!!!!”#and immediately drops to the ground pops his shoulders and rear and is like HAH. get on THIS level!#which is why i posted all the images together. this narrative only exists in my head tho. and now on the tags of this post#fun fact in one of the omakes naruto buys a magazine bc it promises sexy models posing in the sealed insert#and when he cuts open the insert to look at the pictures. its all photos of might gai. oiled...glistening...showing off his muscles......#naruto is disappointed of course but im fucking delighted. i wanna hear more about might gai's modeling career.#maybe in modern konoha hed have a ninja!onlyfans
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Yknow I feel like Void gets villainized a lot more than he deserves. Like yeah he was kind of a dick in the first week and genuinely dangerous in the second one, but BF was also the one egging him on and then tried to do that shit again without a crowd around. Yes void is egotistical but he's sure not a bad guy. Dudes just a little mentally unwell and seems like he was doing just fine until BF started one-upping him both privately and publicly.
Which now that I think about it, wasn't BF legit trespassing on stage during one of his concerts? And then after beating him multiples times went to find him again purely for a rematch? That is so close to just insane fan behavior tbh. Most I can really fault Void for is letting BF continue to do what he was doing and not kick him out when the Accretions thought that he should. He probably knew that it wouldn't go well for him but also didn't want to stop and never know if he actually couldn't have beat him at full strength. I think at the end of the day Void is just someone who's a little egotistical and stubborn, but his breakdown was majorly influenced more by the fact that someone just kept pushing their own luck and tried to beat Void at his own game, even when it was clearly sending him into a mental breakdown.
#void fnf#sorry i just get emotional about this sometimes cause like i think BF was pretty in the wrong here#void may have super powers and fame but hes also just a man. feel like that stuff BF pulled would fuck with most people#just feels like a guy targetting some poor dude with NPD whos just trying to live his life#and thats not even mentioning the whole thing with AC seeming to be his own person seperate from void#like if we take that into consideration then its possible Void wasnt even the one to attack bf#it was just AC who got Void out of there and attacked BF himself#partially to protect Void and partially because it seems like he just needed an excuse to be out#but i cant even consider AC a bad guy cause it seems like he only comes out when Void is on the brink of losing it#im sure hed like to be out more but cant due to Voids busy life and maybe because he and Void have a strained relationship#theyre not the worst guys in the world they just have mental episodes sometimes and probably just need support#rambles
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also im done taking mecha questions yeah. askblog isn't "over" per se, since there's still several left i'm absolutely 100% doing, but im unbranding now. i want to do and talk about other things
#the current one is like 90% done realistically i could put it out now but im waffling on expressions again#so you all have to wait and suffer with me#after that is more ones with metal which weheheohohooohoo#bitching about metal sonic is my favorite pastime#bweeeaaahh#i might make myself a mecha icon though........#i wasnt anticipating hed get This lodged in my brain when i started this#nk is always my posterboy but i have LOST track of my oc's in all the sonic business#so its appropriate to replace him for now i guess#returning to regularl scheduled reblog business as usual whenever i finish this fuckinnnn pseudo-cosplay#or when the 31st rolls around and ive missed my opportunity for it lmao
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A little appreciation post for my dad for fathers day cause i love him and im very greatful to have a dad who loves me and is in my life and one of my favorite memories is that when he bought his first house two years ago he wanted me to be the first person to step foot in the house aside from him cause i always believed in him and he knows hes not perfect and has made mistakes but i couldnt ask for a better dad.
#he always wanted the like nice house with rooms for all of us kids and a nice big yard and he tried but the rescession and divorce#and family loss and trying to get upward movement in his job without a degree didnt always allow for that but he tried#and i told him id always believed he'e get a house one day and itd be all his and he did and when it happened he got me#on a cross country train so thatd id be there i literally sat right next to him as he signed the papers and got the keys#and i find it interesting cause the first time o saw it it looked exactly like the house from my dreams like down to the layout it#it was just all so meant to be#and while i dont physically see him as much and id like theres never a day were i dont get a text or call or instagram reel sent and he#often tells me abt how proud he is of me and how he loves me and hes always believed in my dreams and anything i want to do and im also#really proud of him cause hed told me before he never wanted to be like his father who was not around and the breif time he was wasnt good#and hes never been like thats hes alwayd been loving and caring and supportive and trys the best he can hes always been a great dad#and i know not everyone gets that or even gets to have a dad so im very very greatfull that i do
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btw the reason Mike "repression" Wheeler is so mean to Steve specifically is because he's actually got a big fat embarrassing crush on him.
#steve: i just cant get over nancy#mike (heartbroken): ew gross kys#mike and eddie can be miserable together about crushing on a fucking jock#stranger things#steve harrington#mike wheeler#as far as my aro ass understands it is possible to have romance feelings for more than one person at once#and there is a difference between being in love and having a crush#its good mike wasnt in hawkins in s4 bc if hed been there during the steve hairy chest conversation he wouldve died of blood loss#(anime nosebleed)#steve stranger things#mike stranger things
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Whenever I think about your Keir I think about Bethany telling Anders he reminds her of Malcom. I’m sure that won’t ever affect Keir ever.
bethany is my favourite mage bc she never misses with that psychic damage
but really he and anders aren’t even a thing in act 1 so it’s less like “PLEASE stop comparing my crush to our father” and more like “oh fuck off i spend my entire life trying to act like our dad and one (1) mage rolls up and suddenly he’s dad??”
#the bethany anders keir weirdness about malcolm is so real#because bethany says ‘you remind me of him (generally positive)’ in act 1#but in later acts i think she’s still seeing the same thing just with a different uhhh mindset#seeing the way her dad wanted her to be something she wasnt and strive for something she was never sure was worth the sacrifice#how he tried to make decisions about what was best for other people. how he risked lives etc#whereas anders also has his own perception of malcolm which i think is quite... idealised#it means a lot to him that a mage raised a family that loved him. and hes envious of it#but thats definitely a standard anders is making up. if anders and malcolm really met we’d have to cast a barrier between them within five#minutes. for their own safety.#whereas keir in some ways saw a more complete version of his father from the beginning#but he also believes those more uhh flawed abrasive damaging sides are necessary. of course he does he repeats them#his father may not have been the easiest man in the world to live with but he always did what he had to#and kept his word and held himself to the same standards as others#but oh wait here’s the legacy dlc with the steel chair—#anyway my point being that u get these 3 in a room and theyre talking abt 3 entirely different malcolms. carnage#i dont think it would naturally occur to keir to compare anders to malcolm#but hed be like. ‘i GUESS?’ when bethany said it#honestly anders one of the things that’s kind of disillusioning abt malcolm bc like#i mean say what you like about my man anders but he was never all talk#not to dismiss the courage it took for malcolm to escape & raise a family#but thats one thing. insisting on using your abilities to help people & to go BACK for those still in the circle is kind of another#a lot of dialogue implying malcolm talked a big game about mage rights#but apart from raising a daughter who hates herself what did he actually do.#sorry thats mean but you see my point#and its not just justice that makes anders like that. sure he was more scared and hopeless about the circle#but his instincts are to help. you wouldnt catch malcolm going back to help against darkspawn even when told to run#and my malcolms also. gruff. stoic. serious. a man of few words. he does not do bits or tell you about his cat#if keir hears bethany compare anders to malcolm and at all agrees it’s not really anything about personality#he’s saying yeah i guess anders does seem like a good mage and a good man. thats the only commonality he would jump to#these tags got incredibly away from me
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im sure, im SURE that Batman lurks around Gotham all October like "I hate halloween all the devils come out on halloween why should we spend this month celebrating fear when the innocent in Gotham live in terror every night," just being absolutely insufferable, but inside hes like "yay :) halloween :)"
#batman#hes a dramatic freak who chose to wear a cape to fight crime he's a halloween boy#if he wasnt so busy learning how to fight crime in his teen years hed have suuuuuch a big hot topic phase#he repressed it though. and it built up inside of him. and now hes doing halloween every night#like the trauma from his parents made him a superhero and the fact that he didnt have a mallgoth phase made him a bat-themed one#the bat coming through the window was a coincidence
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Nobody fucking talk to me i just finished rewatching arcane and it was DEVASTATING I need to KILL
#i have some thoughts marinating about silco and loyalty especially in the last episode#and his relationship with jinx and sevika and vander and ough#its marinating its marinating#but like. vander's philosophy is loyalty above all else and the lanes reflect that when hes in charge#silco's philosophy is that every one betrays him/jinx and that's why he can fight piltover#unlike vander he doesnt care about the casualties or the suffering he causes because hes all alone. he cant trust anyone#but then last episode vander makes TWO choices that put loyalty above all else#the whole show we see silco's power crumbling. the chembarons are riled up marcus dies so he has no pawns in piltover etc#but he makes the decision to trust sevika's loyalty (even says 'i still believe in loyalty')#and bc of that she eradicates a threat for him. she kills finn and picks up his lighter (symbolising power) and gives it to silco#and THEN he chooses not to give jinx up not even to achieve an independent zaun#(granted we dont see it come to fruition)#but in making that choice he assures jinx's loyalty to him even after his death#silco was willing to give up everything hed worked for for jinx and so jinx gave up the chance of reconciliation with vi to achieve their#mutual goal#like. silco had made plans for peace and in setting off the rocket jinx destroyed that possibility#but silco was never gonna go for thag deal anyway AND silco was dead#like jayce said you cant make a deal with a snake and cut off its head#the deal was never gonna work. instead she returned to their original plan of building and using a weapon against piltover#which is the plan silco would have returned to if hed been alive given he wasnt gonna follow through on the deal for peace#so yeah. silcos undercity is built on power rather than loyalty but his control is fracturinf the whole time#its ultimately loyalty which keeps him in power and achieves his goals#ALSO the line 'is there anything so undoing as a daughter' is interesting here#because vander gave up his idealogy of pacifism to protect those he cares about in order to save vi#he gives into violence once again because its the only way to save her from silcos goons#but silco gives into loyalty and turns his back on his vision of a free zaun because of jinx#idkidk its all fun and muddled and hmmm#arcane
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#tomgreg#im personally torn between st paul and rome#just bc its funny that theres a como lake in st paul#and Lake Como in italy is one of the most popular wedding venues#and was also namedropped by tom and be says 'but im worried about the fog'#so then like. for ppl to get the wedding memo and be like 'holy shit hes taking greg to como??“#only for it to be a different como lake#just feels very good#but also a Classy Old New York wedding feels VERY tom#in any case it would prob depend on who all they even can invite#and i think tom would be pretty nervous about another big wedding#like he already got his Big Fancy Wedding with shiv but also the venue wasnt his choice#and look how that turned out#hed probably have this fear of declaring their love in front of too many people cursing it#ultimately i have to think its just family and closest friends there#and also theyd prob wanna avoid the roys just trashing it. especially roman#so they would not need/want a huge venue necessarily. food for thought#mine
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