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hale-nathan · 27 days ago
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Trump Weird News - McBillionaire, McScrooge Or Both?
Showing Trump: "Your Bitch Called Again - He Needs More Money"
Reaction to "TRUMP-O-Nomics"
" If The Trump Sneaker Fits, BUY IT!"
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ceaselessbasher · 2 months ago
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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
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taahko · 7 months ago
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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes
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suzypfonne · 24 days ago
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Before January 2025:
If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!
Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.
Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.
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cordspaghetti · 6 months ago
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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kaereth · 5 months ago
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Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her
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cloud-ya · 8 months ago
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outcast of the village
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prinnay · 3 months ago
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Flower child
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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
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blorbopolis · 10 months ago
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im cooking
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canisalbus · 13 days ago
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✦ Pebble ✦
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sabertoothwalrus · 7 months ago
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modern au laios
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churroach · 6 months ago
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Full of Desires
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impillian · 5 months ago
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white woman blast
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l-a-l-o-u · 2 years ago
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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
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