#if i have to log in i will simply not

[fred-the-dinosaur]

seems relevant, especially given that tumblrs doing this now too

[demi-pixellated]

Master Dellamorte 🗡

[frogseasons]

tlt but JUST from ianthe’s perspective would be hilarious. you (necromancer) go to canaan house with your sister (who you trick people into thinking is a necromancer) and babs (your walking jerky stick). there’s a bunch of weird people and a hot nun but whatever. you sneak around and are Smart and u put things together. some people die, whatever, u get on with ur Sneaking and Smartness. you figure out how to become a lyctor (you have to kill babs). you kill babs, eat him (his soul), that’s all par for the course for you. and congrats, youre the first new lyctor in a myriad!!!!!! and then the rest of the weird people who are still alive decide to go and attack you about it. oh turns out ur predecessor has been hanging around, you get in a tussle and she slices off ur arm. ouchie. and she goes down at the hands of the hot nun so at least there’s something good going on. later you and the hot nun get picked up by god, u don’t know where ur sister is but hey! the hot nun is now ur built in bestie for the rest of ur eternal lives. but nooooo she’s depressed because her other nun friend went and died on a fence and boohoo she got ate just like babs. blegh. she asks you to crack her skull open which seems like a good time so you do, and now she owes you a favor and can’t remember the nun friend so things seem kinda dandy. and you get a sloppy lil makeout sesh later too. on ur all expenses paid vacay to god’s house his old friend/fuckbuddy takes you under his wing. swords suck because of ur arm but you get a front row seat to the most interesting and fucked up sitcom in history. the hot nun is There and yeah she might be having some brain issues but u get to play dress up with her and she also makes u a shiny new bone arm. u ALMOST get another kiss after god starts getting fucked in the dining room by two of his besties but the hot nun has it out for the other bestie that’s been trying to kill her for months so u don’t get to have that fun. eventually ur fight with a cosmic horror gets interrupted and the dead nun takes over the hot nun’s body and u witness the death of god. but he comes back and in quick succession he is out of besties and u saved his ass from mega hell. in the next few months you watch god fall into his newest depressed slut era but at least he makes u a new bestie out of the dead nun (who’s his kid?????) and her corpse, u guys even make friendship bracelets and have a handshake. u get to pilot babs’ corpse around on another planet and finally see ur sister again and kiss her on the lips through the jerky body. and the hot nun is back too!!!!! but some of those people from wayyyy back are still there and they take over the jerky body and u have to race them to god’s ex’s unbreakable tomb. and then god’s ex wakes up and beats ur ass and then gives the hot nun a sloppy kiss. what is a girl to do.

[ghost-bard]

Something that kills me about q!Charlie is that he really wasn’t a good parent. At first.

It’s canon that he doesn’t come from a great household, and it’s obvious that he was trying.

He didn’t know how to parent, and the early days of Juanaflippa and Charlie were ROUGH to say the least!

And then he was getting better, there was a turning point in his parenting, for the better!

And then she died.

I wonder if part of the reason why Charlie has had such a visceral reaction to Flippa’s death (between trying to kill the other eggs, eggzile, just his general awful mental health and coping mechanisms), was because she was deprived from the life she deserved, the life Charlie and Mariana, after everything happened, after Charlie realized he wasn’t a good parent and was doing his best to become better and was on the way to that, were going to give her.

She was taken away, after everything, and now she will never get the life, the nice happy life, that she would have been given, that she deserved.

Charlie was mad at himself, for failing as a father (even if it wasnt his fault), and for not giving Juanaflippa the life she rightfully deserved.

[lizzibennet]

one thing about me is that if a website demands me to login in order to view it i will simply. not view it. i know i’m unnecessarily inconveniencing myself in the long run but it’s a matter of principle. who are u to tell me to log in website you are literally not real . no thank you i didn’t need to see that anyways

[scionshtola]

it was a close call but i decided not to start a gpose at 10:38 pm

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

How I sleep as an adult Star Wars fan with responsibilities and a life outside of fandom so I’m free to enjoy the bad batch and other sw media as much as I want

[mifunebooty]

Bitch, why does Robert Mitchum look so fine in Pursued 1947?

[strainedgeek]

I am gay and stupid, @dolldecaying can confirm

[dandyshucks]

i can respect everyone's G.uzma interpretations (even the twig with a six-pack ones i will give a tired nod at from a distance) except for the ones where ppl somehow think he'd become a cop. what the hell. that guy is listening to NWA's "Fuck Tha Police" on a weekly basis. he makes sure the grunts all know it and are educated on it before they join the team properly. zero respect for cops in that team, they spraypaint 1312 everywhere and live by and believe it. if any of them see the police talking to someone, they are stopping and watching and recording if needed to make sure nothing bad happens on their watch. that man would NOT become a cop oh my god 😭😭😭

[mieczyhale]

NEVER let anyone make you feel like you have to leave a fandom or stop shipping a ship because it’s “old”.

Fuck that and fuck them

You are a boss-ass bitch. If you want to be in a fandom BE IN IT. If you want to ship an old ship DO IT. If they have something to say IGNORE. BLOCK. TERMINATE.

Fandom is fun. Shipping is fun. These things have been around since the 60s (thank you Star Trek) There is literally zero reason you should stop taking part in fandom & shipping. ZERO. So Good-Time Hating Karen the Good-Time Hater has jokes?? Wants to be a dick?? Let them. Hit the block button and move on because their actions say waaaay more about them than they do you. And what they say is pretty fucking pathetic

Anyone that feels the need to harass people for interacting with “old” or “irrelevant” material is pathetic. There’s content on this site from the 90s and earlier. The 20s and much much much earlier. Ye olde fuckin content. We have memes that are a decade old. None of those things are still spawning new shit but does that matter?? NO. So why should you stop making content for Supernatural or Captain America or any of the shows Netflix has cancelled or whatever??

You shouldn’t. That’s it. Make what you want to make, post whatever you want to post, talk about whatever you want to talk about, be enthusiastic and a fan of literally anything ever created in the history of the universe and ANYONE that wants to look down on you for it is a sad and miserable little speck of dust. (I was going to call them bugs but tbh bugs deserve better. so. dust it is)

Fandom and all that comes with it is limitless and endless 

If you want to leave, if you want to stop, that's okay - you do whatever you want to do. But don’t let anyone else push you away from the things you enjoy.

[jimkirkachu]

Wtf, even just browsing job sites / listings / descriptions is enough to make me nauseous with anxiety and depression. When, why, and how did I ever become such a useless and pathetic mess?

[gabriestat]

i know it's part of fandom culture or whatever but when i see con pictures of people with the cast doing really touchy poses i have to scroll real quick you're embarrassing me why are you doing aegyo with jensen ackles of all people

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(i am once again asking for more fandom fests to use interfaces other than google docs/forms/sheets for their sign ups and prompts.)

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

i love how when you reply something thats clearly satirical on a post and someone with the most awful bio and reading comprehension youve ever seen jumps in like a year later saying something like "its actually impressive how much you missed the point of this post" and my original comment was this

[maliciouslove]

logging in to tell everyone to go watch A Sign of Affection and The Apothecary Diaries