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AAAAAA there is more devastation to episode 3 :(((((
someone found the letter Bill and Frank wrote (I do not know if it's actually the one, but we're gonna act like it is)
the last line????????? Bill was saying that Joel and Tess could do what he and Frank did, if it ever came to it. it'd be on their own terms, but they didn't get that! they couldn't get that! I am so freaking distraught
#im sorry!#if i am cursed with this knowledge#i am cursing you with this knowledge#cause now that episode hurts EVEN more#i didnt know that was possible#rambling menace#the last of us#tlou hbo#ouchie revelation#cw implied suicide#bill and frank
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#croakerverse#(ie. monkhood; Athena marriage; the closet man; the NFTs; the vore pilgrimage; eating Dlyan's soap; the list could go on)#I am cursed with knowledge#and the she/her cybertruck of course
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It’s the same look
#I am cursed with knowledge like Tony is#loki#mobius#lokius#the sandman#dreamling#crowley#aziracrow#good omens#lokius parallels
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me, for the BRIEFEST second after Brennan introduces Ashley's PC's kids: oh, kids! :) how cu-
me, rapidly remembering this is CR DOWNFALL, remembering what happened when Brennan was playing a PC's kids in calamity: -ah, shit. fuck. balls even.
me, watching Ashley's PC leave her kids and husband behind: oh. y...... yay....??
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr downfall#me cursed with knowledge of the genre that the characters dont have: kids. yes. your mother IS leaving you. this is good tho. trust me.#cr liveblogging#c3e99#hm . so. current events are kind of wild rn. i am opting to. focus even harder on watching this for rn but i guess this might be#a distracted liveblog for a bit
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so 13 Sentinels is a good game
#13 sentinels: aegis rim#13 sentinels#yes I am one of those who bear the cursed knowledge of What Homestuck is About
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he would NOT fucking say that
#ace attorney#apollo justice ace attorney#klavier gavin#he says ciao ciao. at the very least tschüss#auf wiedersehen is absurdly formal for someone like klavier when he's talking to apollo#somehow i don't think he respects him enough for this in 1-2#i'm not german but i am unfortunately cursed with knowledge about how younger germans talk
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Here’s an edited wip of my Birdflash oneshot.
Fair warning, this will probably change in the final product as I try to figure out at what point in the timeline I want this fic to take place.
“You look like shit, Dickie.”
“Gee, thanks, Walls. You’re such a loving boyfriend,” Dick retorted. He tried for a smile, but Wally watched sadly as it twitched and fell before it could become what it once was–what Dick’s smile used to be.
Dick opened his door wider in invitation and Wally rushed in and examined the place. Gotham wasn’t ever known for its beauty, but even with that in mind, Dick’s apartment looked pretty rough. Empty containers of takeout and miscellaneous trash littered the floor and countertops. His couch was sprinkled with brown spots that he almost assumed were polka dots before he realized they were most definitely patches of dried blood. Clothes were strewn across every surface, their musk permeating his senses. Dick brushed past his side and made his way to the kitchen, opening his rickety fridge to expose the meager amount of food he had. Wally would bet his life savings that each of the five items had gone bad too, based on the state of the place.
Dick turned to toss Wally a water, “So…what, uh, brings you here?” Dick’s awkward tone hangs heavy between the two. Now that Wally could get a good look, his lover was in rough shape. Even worse than his apartment; which was a feat, his mind whispered. His hair laid limp and greasy along his neck and his bags seemed to have bags of their own. A couple of dark bruises peeked through the collar of his shirt, some leading down to his left arm if the strange way he seemed to carry it was anything to go by. Dick clutched his own water bottle, doing his best to look anywhere but at him.
“You haven’t been responding to my messages,” Wally started, “I texted the other Robin, uh Tim, I think? But he never got back to me either, so I got worried, you know? Figured I’d take matters into my own hands. I don’t have super speed for nothing.” He waved his hands around, doing his best to lighten the mood. “It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten to talk, let alone seen each other in person, but, you know, if this isn’t the best time, I can totally leave. I know this is kinda spur of the moment.” Wally wished he could slap himself the moment his lips stopped moving. Some of the younger heroes had started calling him a professional yapper and he wished it didn’t fit so damn well.
Wally watched as Dick took a breath and rubbed his temple as if he had a headache. He winced. Yeah, this probably wasn’t the best time to show up out of the blue.
“No, I…You don’t need to leave, “ Dick sighed. “I’m sorry I haven’t been responding, Walls. Everything’s just been… a lot, to put it simply. I’ve been so busy trying to balance my day job, Bludhaven, and…and being Batman. I just haven’t had much time to myself lately, if you can’t tell by the state of my apartment.” Dick laughed pitifully and winced when it shook his aching arm.
He couldn’t help moving forward into the kitchen and enveloping Dick in a hug, something he definitely should’ve done the moment he’d arrived. His partner sighed shakily and moved to wrap his arms around Wally’s middle. He felt Dick’s face pressed against his chest and hooked his chin to the top of his greasy head. Dick had always been one for physical comfort, a miracle considering who he’d grown up with and the environment he’d been forced into at the ripe age of nine. Wally would be lying if he didn’t say Dick’s need for physical affection didn’t bring him relief and make him feel needed. Sometimes, he felt powerless amidst his lover's strife–Batman’s rule against metas in Gotham limiting his ability to help. Providing Dick a simple hug; feeling the tense muscles in his shoulders loosen and his breath hit Wally’s neck as he sighed in relief, was Wally’s respite from his perpetual guilt.
Wally knew about Batman’s…death. He’d been there when Dick hosted Bruce’s funeral, letting Dick squeeze the life from his hand as he listened to the speech from Alfred. With Bruce gone, the natural order of Dick’s family had seemed to fall apart. Dick had taken the mantle of Batman, a title Wally knew he had never wanted–never felt right for him. He’d be lying if he said he fully understood the magnitude of such a change–that he knew how large the chasms carved by trauma had grown to separate Dick and his siblings. And yet despite that, he knew one thing for a fact. Dick, his lover and the man he’s known for well over a decade now was not the type of person to let others shoulder pain on their own. He took and took and took until he knew only he carried the weight of the sky on his shoulders, letting his muscles feel relief only when his family no longer felt pain. And he’d continue to carry that weight with a smile as long as he knew his family would smile back, unaware of the sky creeping in on Dick’s tense shoulders.
Wally squeezed his arms tighter around Dick’s back, supporting him as his breaths became ragged in their silent embrace. As Wally did so, a sick thought entered his mind, fueled by the anger and pain he felt for his partner; a small part of him–microscopic even–was glad Bruce wasn’t here. Not because he reveled in the effects his passing had on Dick, nor because he wanted Dick to be forced into the role of Batman, but because despite his struggles, Bruce had never been good for Dick. Yes, he played the parental figure Dick needed when he was younger and yes, he provided the necessities for Dick to survive, but he never provided what Wally knew Dick needed most.
“Do you wanna move to the couch, babe?” Wally whispered, cheek pressed against Dick’s head. He feels Dick nod silently and Wally zipped them to the couch in less than half a second. Wally sat and patted the spot next to him, watching as Dick laid his head on his lap, pressing his cheek to Wally’s stomach while letting his legs hang off the side of the couch.
Never one comfortable with silence, Wally broke it first. “If you don’t wanna talk, I won’t push. We can chill, watch the Office, eat popcorn–whatever you want. I just worry…you know? Not being able to be here to help and hearing on the news, Batman and Robin this and Joker and Two-Face that…I just wish I could do more for you.”
Wally looks down to meet Dick’s pained stare and internally winces as Dick opens and closes his mouth, struggling to respond.
“Me and the bats have it handled over here, okay?” Dick starts quietly, aimlessly running his hand over Wally’s knuckles. “You don’t need to worry about me, honey. I know you have more than enough to deal with back at Central and I don’t want to stress you out with problems I have handled.”
Wally lets his free hand run through Dick’s hair, quickly relishing in the way Dick warms to his touch. “I can’t lie and say I wouldn’t be stressed, you know me too well for that, but I’m here to support you, Dick. To be your listener when you’re stressed.” He paused for only a moment before speaking again, “I know you, Dick. I’ve known you for almost every era of your life as you have, mine. I knew you when you were my scrawny, baby leader-”
“Hey-” Dick tried to interject, but Wally kept going.
“I knew you when you wore that god awful blue and yellow disco Nightwing suit-”
“It really wasn’t that bad-”
“And I know what it looks like when you don’t have things handled. You don’t need to soften the blow for me Dickie and you don’t need to play the perfect soldier.” Wally paused. Let it be known even the Flash is out of breath from time to time. “You were always there for me during rough times, so please let me be there for you.”
#dc fanfic#dick grayson#dick grayson fanfiction#nightwing#dc comics#nightwing fanfiction#birdflash#wally west#wally west fanfiction#wally west flash#kid flash#im having a lot of fun writing this so far and its already much better than the og#that i wrote at like 4 am LMFOA#however im only uploading this now because i think i’m going to rewrite half of it LMAO#while i do think exploring dick as batman would be interestingg it just doesnt work for what i want with birdlfash#at least i dont think itll work#that whole arc is such a mess that i’m honestly not knowledgable on as i only just started the comics#and already dick feels too soft for that arc#so might change it for something idk yet#maybe i can make it work tho we’ll see#also just realized all my italicized words r gone after i copied and pasted from google docs#curse you google docs#curse you tumblr#dc#batman#batman fanfiction#bruce wayne
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shaking the bars of my enclosure, screaming into a soup can, chewing on drywall
#phan#dan and phil#the phrophecy…#cursed with just enough knowledge for my imagination to escape the confines of reality#no but seriously imagine it#what else am i supposed to think about today#i am so normal about this
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excuse me blade, sir, drioid,maam, why are u so cute. I demand to know. What's happening to me why can't i stop staring at your adorable helmet with the frosted :D signature screen
#something is rearranging in my brain#did.... did it take zizz asking me to rank all the eiden rooms to shift the plates in my skull?#forcing me to look away from the accursed snake in pursuit of knowledge and equality#i said.two years ago. that i had zero interest in blade#zero interest in reliving the dramatrauma of a white haired robot#but. something has adjusted. minutely.#ohhhh what is. why is this happening#maybe... maybe it's just a curse of exposure#blade does show up at my door comparatively frequently#he and yaku are sitting beside each other in my intimacy room collection like#*swinging legs cutely* *multiplies when I'm not looking* *like the mitosis*#look. I'm just . *gestures to the two of them in frustration*#they are very switchy. but also wives. but also not entirely human#maybe i have a type after all.....#or maybe i just don't wanna do any work#i could tell either of them to do a task for me and it is DONE#i am in my peepaw princess phase i do not want to do anything#i just want to look at my wives being cute in their little outfits#nu carnival blade
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I can't get over the fact that both times the canary and miner curse has taken effect (Jimmy and Mumbo dying one after the other) it has been because of Grian. In Last Life he directly killed first Jimmy for trying to kill him and then Mumbo just a few seconds later for the same reason, and in Secret life they both died because of the Warden which Grian brought to the surface. Directly or indirectly, their deaths were caused by him.
And then you get Wild life, were if Mumbo hadn't decided to spare Jimmy he would have been eliminated first once again, and then Mumbo would have died, both of them to a contraption once more created (in the server) by Grian. We are all talking about canaries and miners in coal mines, but what about the dust that eventually kills them both?
#AAAH#I just saw too many posts talking about how the canary curse is broken and how Mumbo always dies after Jimmy#And I couldn't stop thinking about how Grian eliminated them both personally in pvp (which is rare for him he normally does traps) in Last#And then remembered that they both died to the warden vs wither fight#And it all came together#I think this could go really nicely with the whole watcher deal but I then you have to go into headcanons for the why#So I am leaving that to people who have more knowledge of the the whole watchers deal. Maybe when I get around watching Martyn's pov or smth#wild life#trafficblr#traffic smp#canary curse#mumbo jumbo#jimmy solidarity#grian#last life#secret life
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I am currently working on some scenes for a new season of a show that has already aired and it is killing me because, thanks to the layers' labels, I know the names of some established characters which, apparently, nobody else online knows. However due to the NDA, I can't tell anyone...
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Barbara Palvin Sprouse and Dylan Sprouse in Breaking Ground (Episode 3 - The Town)
Please do not save, repost, or edit these gifs for any reason, use the reblog button instead. Also please do not interact if you’re a celeb rp blog or if you write taboo content on your blog, thank you!
#...honestly I made this for a character musing but lemme just say if I have to know this man said this I am dragging all of you down with me#we can suffer with this cursed knowledge together <3 like ??? dylan what does that even mean lol (anyway back on my giffing babs shit)#some day i will hopefully settle on how i do text on gifs but don't expect it to be anytime soon ngl#barbara palvin#barbara palvin sprouse#barbara sprouse#barbarapalvinedit#bpalvinedit#dylan sprouse#dylansprouseedit#dsprouseedit#breaking ground#gifs:mine
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I have seen multiple posts about the new Zorro show this morning, so I suppose it just started? So, while it is a subject people are talking about:
The very first Zorro book, The Curse of Capistrano, later renamed as The Mark of Zorro, is available for free on Project Gutenberg, and it was genuinely one of my top 2 books of 2022 (it's a tie with the German pirate novel Ein Meer aus Feuer). Genuinely one of the best-paced things I've ever read. 100/10, would absolutely recommend.
#it seems to be a very different story from the show#my Zorro knowledge is... imperfect to say at least#but he seems to have evolved from this Robin Hood figure to a son returning home#also possibly it's not OG Zorro but his son??#also called Diego#not sure though I will have to look further into it at some point#only that this book is so perfect that for the moment I am completely happy to just let it sit on its own#such. a. good. book#I will be chasing this high for many years to come#books#superheroes#western#pulp heroes#Zorro#don diego de la vega#The Mark of Zorro#the Curse of Capistrano#book rec
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today i was struck by the divine realization that if ben linus had an animal form (fursona?) it would be that devious rabbit from the secret life of pets
do with this information what you will.
#i am burdened with cursed knowledge#ben linus#lost#lost 2004#lost abc#lost tv show#benjamin linus#the secret life of pets#i guess?
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Sent my mom the Joe Biden sold to 1D post and
I don't think it should be allowed for mothers to be funny like this.
[Translated ID: "One Direction has some serious cash though. Maybe they could pay that amount monthly. #rentedbyonedirection" /end ID]
#rentedbyonedirection#revolutionary somehow#:(((#can't believe she uno reversed my bippity boppity boo i am cursed with knowledge and so are you#chaos rambles#us politics#KINDA. NOT REALLY
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Jerez | Estoril 2005: On the way to the podium at Jerez, Valentino Rossi gestures with a grin at Sete Gibernau, who is hobbling up the stairs and clutches his arm in visible discomfort. At the pre-event press conference for the next race at Estoril, Rossi comments again on the race and the resulting controversy - and says he was not aware of Gibernau's pre-existing shoulder troubles.
As a result of the last corner Jerez collision, Gibernau “acquired a lesion to the rotator cuff of his left shoulder and to the tendon which will require rest and treatment". He did race in Estoril, crashing out of the lead.
#brr brr#sete gibernau#//#sg15#i feel like the way this is cut does stitch valentino up but i would like to state for the record that i am no better than him#i will not disclose my reaction whenever i see the fourth wall break. i KNOW context makes it iffy#but if you watch it without the knowledge the shoulder was actually hurt you do think sete's playing it up. or i did anyway#one of the commentators was also like 'yeah idk how much of that is theatre' on the podium which. again. i am sorry to sete gibernau#and then vale's like 'oh y'know i only lightly bumped my bike into him!! it was a slow corner!!' which. i'm not gonna say a word#'i'm sorry if he's not at 100%' one of the all time great non apology apologies#curse tag
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