#ouchie revelation

[thebiggestmenace]

thinking about Joel putting his hand on Sarah's knee when they're in the truck :(

[adriftinwonderland]

just realized that all the colors that are on the stage when she sings august are those same colors draining away during illicit affiars because "you showed me colors I can't see with anyone else"

[orcelito]

The funny thing is. I managed to hurt myself more dropping my phone on my forehead yesterday morning than I did accidentally falling off my couch (due to wolfwood reasons)

Aka I have an invisible bruise (can't see it but I can Feel it) on my forehead, but I was completely unhurt by the fall!

[spaghetti-l0v3r]

just finished watching the gang goes to hell pt1&2.. mac’s whole arc there actually hurt my feelings. im in such awe. im so sad. this has deeply hurt me in such a strange way? ive never felt like this before?

also fuck you dee FOR NOT LETTING HIM FINISH HIS COMING OUT SPEECH THE MAN WAS HAVING A REVELATION HAVE SOME CLASS

also wow “and if there is a god, then in his infinite wisdom, there’s no way he would have made me queer” OUCH. WOW OUCHIE. IM CRYING

[starlightshadowsworld]

Bsd except when the Orphanage finds out Atsushi's ability they have him taken away by the government.

They consider killing him before he can become trouble. but Fukuchi intervenes.

This reasoning being that an ability user that can turn into a tiger and one who can regenerate, will be a very valuable asset in battle.

And given that reasoning and the man is THE Ouchi Fukuchi, they readily agree.

Atsushi is kept in a cell much like the one he'd have in canon. Except this ones got guards.

He's rarely ever called his name and treated like a lab rat. The absolute joy they had when they discover he can regenerate.

His only real visitor is Fukuchi, who trains him. Sometimes he'll tell him stories and tell Atsushi he'll be the key to peace.

This all comes ahead when the ability war begins, Atsushi is around 10 and despite his young age no one had any issue sending him into battle.

His fellow soilders are all uncomfortable about it though, some even think it's a joke until they see Atsushi on the battlefield.

Atsushi fights to survive, he fights like it's the only thing he knows how to do. It's the one and only time he's free and he revels in it.

And given his regeneration, he's basically unkillable.

Somewhere along fighting a war and trying to survive, Atsushi meets and befriends Yosano.

A lot of the soilders wanted to keep him from her, believing him to be a monster. If Yosano was an angel than Atsushi was a demon.

Yosano thinks they're all idiots and bandages Atsushi's wounds despite him telling her he's fine.

He doesn't talk much, he's simply not used to it but he listens to he'd rant about her day.

And when he's not fighting, Atsushi will help tidy up her station.

Yosano is the first to hear him laugh at a joke she makes and she lights up, because I knew you could laugh I knew it!

The moments they have together remind everyone harshly that they are just children. They have no place in a war like this.

The two become like siblings, bickering one moment and than joking the next. And being a year older than him, Yosano is very protective over Atsushi.

Though he's just as protective over her. The day the soilders turn on Yosano, Atsushi is right infront of her growing at them in warning.

He doesn't let anyone so much as lay a hand on her.

The day the only other soilder Yosano was close to (Tachihara's older brother) dies, is also the day everyone learns Atsushi can't regenerate from everything.

He's injured in an explosion, the fire from it burning him. Yosano rushes to his side and heals him, hugging him tightly. Crying that she can't lose him too.

Unfortunately when the war ends, they are separated. Atsushi is knocked out and taken away whole Yosano screams at them to let him go.

She loses herself, becoming a shell of who she was and horribly depressed for the next few years.

Atsushi had confided in her what his past was like and she promised no one would hurt him again.

To Yosano she failed him.

It's not until Ranpo asks her to join the agency, dropping not only s metal butterfly clip but a dog tag in her lap.

Atsushi's dog tag.

"He's not here, but he's alive. But you just leave that searching to me alright? There's nothing that the best detective like me can't solve."

It took longer than she would have wished but one day a knock is heard at at the infirmary door.

And there stands Atsushi.

He looks worse for wear but he's alive and he's here and that's all that matters. Yosano hugs him close, both are teary eyed and he hugs her back.

Ranpo smiles, leaving them to reunite. Though questions linger in his mind... What did the Presidents old friend have to do with this?

Did they hide Atsushi away because he was a child soilder, or was it for something more?

Ah well, Ranpo decides can wait another day.

Little did he know that bringing Atsushi to Yokohama meant he was exactly where he was supposed to be.

It's just that none of them knew it.

[skibasyndrome]

Hey Simon 💜,

I wanna know about "murderers on the run" and "you let it go"

Sophiaaaaa, thank you for the ask!!! 💜💜💜

Yay!!! You Let It Go AKA "the toxic fic" (if you're noticing a trend in my WIPs.... no you're not). The vibes are the "I wish I knew how to quit you" (Brokeback Mountain) and You Let It Go by Kyla La Grange (I might've shared this snippet before but also... I haven't done any serious writing in so long please forgive me):

“[boyfriend] and me are over,” Simon says, tilting his half-empty soda bottle. He doesn’t dare to look at Wilhelm, but the surprisingly quiet “oh” he hears him utter is enough to make his chest clench uncomfortably. He feels Wilhelm’s palm come up to rest on his shoulder, burning through two layers of clothing. “Simon, how-,” but before Wilhelm can finish his question, Simon interjects. He doesn’t want to hear it, doesn’t want his fucking sympathy. “Not that that changes anything,” he says instead, sternly, and tries to bite back the conflicting feelings that rise up when Wilhelm slowly retrieves his hand. A sick and twisted part somewhere in the back of his mind revels in the fact that for once, he can do the hurting, but he quickly pushes it away.

These boys are so broken <3 Ouchie <3

AND!!! my murderers... the interest they're getting 🫶 A bit of a weird "snippet" but, during the moment I described earlier, this is the vibe:

Wille, possibly with his longer hair falling into his face in greasy strands, watches Simon's face like this from time to time......

Ask me about my WIPs <3

[saintmeghanmarkle]

This has to be an OUCHY for both of them!! by u/media_lush

This has to be an OUCHY for both of them!! https://ift.tt/2O6CYdz King Charles met David Beckham privately while Prince Harry was in Britain - after the Duke said his father was too busy with 'various other priorities' to see himRyan ProsserKing Charles met David Beckham to discuss his charitable foundation while Prince Harry was in the country, the Mail understands.The Duke had said that his father was too busy attending to 'various other priorities' to see him while he was in Britain this week.No pictures were released of the meeting and it is unknown where the pair met.The revelation that the King met the former England captain, 49, while his son was home and attending an event two miles from Buckingham Palace may widen their rift further.Prince Harry's visit was planned months in advance and while the King's visit this week to a barracks was called a 'surprise', his diary is also tightly choreographed.But the Duke of Sussex had reportedly invited his father to St Paul's Cathedral for the tenth anniversary of the Invictus Games although courtiers were not aware Harry had made any specific request to see the King.The King met David Beckham to discuss his charitable foundation while Harry was in the UK, the Mail understandsPrince Harry and Meghan during in Abuja during a quasi-royal visit to AbujaThe Palace has remained tight-lipped as to why the two never met despite virtually crossing each other's paths.While in the UK, the prince said it was 'great' to be back, but refused to rule out the possibility of him applying for American citizenship. In a previous Netflix series, Harry had also suggested that he had been blocked from seeing the late Queen, despite his grandmother inviting him and Meghan to stay. Harry rushed over in February when his father was first diagnosed with cancer, but only got a brief meeting with the monarch and Queen Camilla before they left for Sandringham.Meanwhile the Duke of Sussex and his wife were given a rockstar's welcome during a trip to Nigeria.Harry during his visit to Kaduna state in Nigeria. The prince has previously complained that he and his wife had been blocked from seeing royals, including his grandmother, the late QueenDespite Foreign Office official advice warning against travel to several parts of the west African nation, Harry travelled to Kaduna state to visit a military hospital.Leaving his wife in Abuja, the prince apologised for her absence as he arrived in the state, which is partly controlled by armed bandits and is known for reports of rapes and kidnappings.The visit was dubbed a 'quasi-royal' tour, with Harry faced with accusations of 'hypocrisy' after travelling to high risk areas having raised concerns over his security back in the UK. On Monday, the King is due to hand over the colonelcy of the Army Air Corps to his other son and heir, Prince William. post link: https://ift.tt/ytKdCRb author: media_lush submitted: May 11, 2024 at 03:24AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[callieponders]

Okay. So. The Candy Jams episode, Girl Fest. I have so many thoughts on it, good and bad. This is gonna be another long thoughts post, so let's get into it. (Under the read more because this is Really Long)

On principle there isn't a bad message here, in fact, to this day it still has relevancy. Plenty of female singers playing faux feminist when they are more than willing to put other women that work alongside them down in order to raise themselves up, rather than trying to cultivate a good community, especially in regards to younger fans. This is definitely not new, same in regards to male singers that promote toxic masculinity to their own audiences.

My issues stem from, of course, the usual "errrrm, isn't it funny how we act uncertain if Laney is a GIRLLLLL, lawl!" ass humor. Like god that shit is garbage I'm glad we mostly phased that type of shit out. Yuck.

Not just that, of course, that's more of a Grojband, "this is from the real early 2010's" issue in general. I also take issue with the approach it takes touching upon the whole "this idol can't actually be trusted" thing. I understand it's watered down to be a little easier to understand, babies first feminism and all, as well as it being a little more niche in the addition that it's someone proclaiming to be all punk rock while in reality being a poser. That isn't a problem in theory, but in practice, I definitely think it came out clunky...

Which message wise, is a little rough. However, it actually comes off as a much more interesting character read of one of the most important characters, Laney, and even TRINA to an extent.

To understand what I mean, we gotta go down the list of things we find out about Candy Jams first. Keep in mind she is promoted to be this 16 year old (assuming she's the same age as the other older teenagers in the show bc it'd be weird if not since she dated nick) punk chick who doesn't take crap from anyone, acting condescending towards the male members of Grojband, and even going as far as to tell Trina she needs to be in charge of her own feelings— "You should be the voice of your own soul, girl!"

Candy Jams appears calm and collected about Nick. She even says she broke things off with him for making her too soft. This is shown not to be the case almost immediately, as while they're not dating, she clearly still has an infatuation for him.

Secondly, it's revealed she's very enthusiastic about clothes. I know, what a revelation, but keep in mind being fashion crazy is often a stereotype used negatively against women as a means of calling them shallow.

Her lyrics are written by her manager, who is an adult male (the adult part really isn't important unfortunately, because I feel like it should've been).

Finally, she says that lyrics with harder words in them make her head hurt (she calls it brain ouchie btw), which is... I guess it's calling her stupid? Not as smart and a thinker that she says she is? I mean, common thing to say to indicate a character is dense, but it just feels weird to tack on. I guess it enhances the fact she doesn't write her own lyrics since she says the last song he wrote had too many hard words for her to sing.

Alright, so, we went down the list... now, there is like... so much to unpack. First off, I don't dislike the ideas here, I definitely don't, because all these things show hypocrisy in Candy Jams branding (except maybe 4 that might just be like, her being a teenager still learning things lmao). It's a pretty classic "don't meet your heroes" situation for Laney, who looked up to her, now feeling shattered because she did not live up to expectation. However, what kills it for me is the already present misogyny shown in Grojband consistently.

Laney is misgendered for comedy constantly because she doesn't present herself as traditionally feminine, nor acts traditionally feminine. Like. It kind of bitters the damn message if you go "respect women in rock, unless it's funny, then don't" in the episode about... recognizing female talent in the rock scene and criticizing the posers sending bad faith messages to their younger audience.

However, despite all this, this episode is REALLY good to dig into Laney's character, and additionally, Trina's, as they both are fans of Candy Jams.

Laney herself is shown to be infatuated with Corey, not to the extent Trina is with Nick, but regardless of that she holds a massive spark for him. We can often see it in her face how she feels about Corey, finding herself at a loss of words when he gets as much as near her at times. She's also into extremely hyper-feminine things, decorating her room with frills and being into things that she would otherwise roll her eyes at— in secret.

So, in other words... she's a poser. She does the exact same things that Candy Jams does, if not being worse for doing it, as she calls Candy Jams out for her behaviors while doing the exact same thing to an even YOUNGER audience. Let's not forget that Grojband's two groupies are young, elementary school aged girls. Laney is just as much an influence to them as Candy Jams is.

Now, am I saying exactly that she's a poser? Not really, no, but you get what I'm saying in pointing out the fact she has far more in common with Candy Jams than she would be comfortable with. It's most certainly due to internalized misogyny at that, especially in a scene that doesn't recognize or respect female voices to begin with unless they denounce anything feminine, either about themselves or other women— Corey himself had to be shown that "lady rock" is in fact, legit.

Keep in mind this is during the early 2010's, so it isn't the same situation now as then exactly, and I'm definitely not saying critique towards traditionally feminine culture isn't valid. It ABSOLUTELY is, but this isn't about criticizing it, Candy Jams AND Laney both outright hide the parts of themselves that enjoy it. Candy Jams because she's an industry plant, and Laney because of her shame in indulging in it at all. Maybe Laney saw herself in Candy Jams a little too much, and was deeply ashamed of what she saw, due to previously having projected herself onto Candy Jams's exterior persona.

Now, where does Trina come into play? Well, similar to Laney, she hides parts of herself that are more vulnerable to others, parts she is ashamed of. She's an intellectual, both with math, literature, and writing. Her being adept with writing is, admittedly, if you count her diary being so well written it can be used as lyrics for songs that in universe, are GREATLY well received. Unfortunately, due to nerd culture being shown as undesirable, ESPECIALLY for/towards women, she only indulges in academic pursuits covertly as an entirely different persona. Additionally, she changed her name just to fit her new mean girl, cute and popular chick lifestyle, and with it her kindness.

Like Laney, she too saw herself in Candy Jams, specifically in her songs. She found herself spoken to in regards to her love for Nick Mallory in one of her songs (and Laney likely did as well), and was equally upset when Candy Jams revealed it WAS about Nick. It made her feel like she didn't own her own feelings, which is something that is far more devastating for Trina than you'd think on a base level alone. She HAS to be in control of her own feelings, she has literally hand carved herself into the person she is today by regulating exactly what she feels, how she conducts herself, and who she hangs out with.

Makes you wonder how she'd feel if she knew that Corey was using her feelings to make his songs.

All in all, though, this episode is pretty surface level and not even the worst I've seen, it's definitely one of the more interesting Grojband episodes. For a feminist message? It somewhat does it's job, especially for 2013. I, for one, think it does an even better job at looking into the thoughts and feelings of the two most important female characters of the show.

[yisanged]

worst possible period timing our swimming unit got pushed back because of snow day potential i have to swim today at school um. fuck my entire life. anyways i can't sleep cause tummy ouchies so i've been browsing the games in that bundle there's a lot that seem really fun i really want to play some if i can get some people to play with me. mayhaps... a couple tumblr mutuals? looks down tucks hair behind ear looks back up at you coyly. there's also a decent amount of solo games so i'll probably get the bundle even if i can't find anyone to play w me anytime soon. still even for the solo games i feel like it'd be more fun to experience them like with another person. i really need to learn more about troika there's a couple troika mods in there. there's a bagel game inspired by eeaao looks supercool. deadly revelation is like clue except it's nothing like clue it's just murder mystery. guy that's only played clue. there's one about an oracle that doesn't need a gm seems cool and convenient for playing with a bunch of fellow non ttrpg experienced friends i love prophecies. OH and a gm-less game about timelooping anybody want to be subjected to a cycle of neverending horrors with me. there's one about like archeology and artifacts that i don't understand from the description but seems neat. a couple silly romance based ones. a bunch of more classic tabletops with just supercool concepts and ideas. i could go on there's so many interesting ones

[max--phillips]

ALRIGHT it’s time 4 sadness (part 8)

Nope already off to a terrible start, quoting Revelation. Vibe check has been FAILED

Joel my boy. I suppose the infection could be worse but uh. Y’know

Ellie my love watch out for the Christians

Ouchie

Yeah Ellie deers can take a lot

Ellie good god I love you so much

[vampiricbaldurian]

About Astarion

Name: Astarion Ancunín

Race: High Elf/Vampire Spawn (or Vampire Ascendant)

Gender: Male

Age: Physically 39. Actually 263

Height: 5' 11"

Orientation: Bisexual

Physical Description: Tall, silver/white-haired, red-eyed, slight, handsome, pale skin, faint beauty mark on right cheek. Dresses in elegant clothing where possible. The skin of his back is covered in scars carved in Infernal writing.

Basic Bio (contains upsetting themes)

Astarion was a magistrate living in the city of Baldur's Gate. Attacked by a mob of Gur he had upset from one of his rulings, he was left dying in an alley. He was 'saved' by a vampire known as Cazador and became his spawn. The price of life and eternal youth was to be a slave, tortured and abused for hundreds of years, kept with other spawn and sent out to fetch victims for their master.

One day when out hunting, he is captured by a mindflayer ship and infected with a parasite. He is freed from Cazador's control and able to walk in the sun again - with a little help from an incident that caused the ship to crash.

As a vampire spawn, Astarion takes little pleasure in food or drink and it does not sustain him. He feeds on animals or the recently killed.

After the events of Baldur's Gate 3, he is free from Cazador's tyranny. Default storyline for him after this is that without the protection of the parasite, he has to flee to the shadows. The sun, running water, and garlic all become hostile things for him once more. If he chooses to become the Vampire Ascendant, sacrificing the lives of thousands of other vampire spawn like himself, he is free to do as he pleases, even enjoy food once again.

Personality

Narcissistic sassy bastard with a tendency toward revelling in dark deeds. He can be encouraged to be good and eventually may even learn to enjoy it, but it is easier for Astarion to be bad. He is extremely sensitive and dramatic, but can get attached to people when he needs them. A great flirt but not always easy to bed, especially with his past trauma. Capturing his heart is even more difficult.

For shipping purposes, he's going to be exceptionally fickle. If you're nice to him, it will take time for him to trust it and you're more than likely going to have it thrown in your face. He does not trust kindness at all. As much as he may back down in other areas, he is a dom in the bedroom out of necessity as well as preference. Underneath it all, he would probably love to surrender and be taken care of on occasion, but it will take immense trust and deep love for him to let anyone be in charge in the sheets. It's possible even with great trust he simply may only want to dom and that's how it is for him.

Be too nice to him, he'll hate it. Be too nasty, he'll hate you. Sass him or leave him wanting more? Key.

Powers

Magic is abundant in Astarion's world. He is an Arcane Trickster Rogue* and has various abilities he learns along the way. Under the cut will be a list of what I've default chosen for him. Partners can discuss with me where in his timeline he is as to how much of this he has. When working within the BG3 sandbox itself, he may pick up scrolls and items during the story.

Astarion's Powers/Abilities

As time goes on, Astarion becomes more powerful. Some of these abilities are accessible at all times. Many of them he can only use once or twice before needing a nap or a long rest. In writing terms, I will be meticulous in ensuring he does not use more than he would be able to. If partners would like, we can even roll dice like in D&D to see how effective these are at the time.

Base

Fire Bolt - He can conjure fire from thin air and throw it.

Vampire Bite - Causes ouchies and he can restore health.

Proficient with: Simple weapons, hand crossbows, longswords, rapiers, shortswords, longbows, light armour.

Skills: Acrobatics, Deception, Perception, Performance, Persuasion, Sleight of Hand, Stealth.

Level-Based Abilities (12+ is nearer endgame powers)

Level 3

Mage Hand Legerdemain - Astarion can create an invisible magic hand that can unlock things and steal items at range.

Bone Chill - At a 60ft range, Astarion can cast a spell that causes necrotic damage and also prevents someone from healing for a short time.

Friends - He can subtly cast a spell on someone to make him appear more charming and friendly. Those wise enough might notice they have been influenced.

Disguise Self - Astarion can enchant himself to look like another person or being so long as they are humanoid.

Sleep - Astarion can cast a spell to put someone/something to sleep for a short time. At higher levels, he can do this to more individuals at once or one person for longer.

Feather Fall - Astarion can cast a spell that lets him and anyone he wishes jump from a height without harm.

Level 4

Hold Person - Not as romantic as it sounds. If not distracted, Astarion can cast a spell that holds someone completely still. After each minute that passes, the victim can try to fight against it if their will is strong enough.

Level 7

Able to cast up to 4 level 1 spells and 2 level 2 spells a day.

Invisibility - Astarion can turn himself invisible for up to a minute. If he is heard while interacting with an item, the spell might break. The spell breaks immediately if he attacks or casts another spell.

Level 10

Can cast 3 level 2 spells a day.

Shocking Grasp - Astarion zaps something at close range with a lightning spell. Think of it like a smol taser.

Tasha's Hideous Laughter - A spell that makes someone fall over laughing for at least a minute or if they are harmed, at which point they can try to shake the feeling off.

Level 11

Charm Person - Astarion can cast a spell to charm a person and make them amenable to his wants. It also prevents them from attacking him. The wise can save against this or break out of it.

If Vampire Ascendant (Level 12~)

Ascendant Bite - Nastier bite than his regular, causes extra necrotic damage, too.

Misty Escape - Can turn into a cloud of mist, hard to damage, able to get in through small spaces.

In theory, beyond the confines of the game, Astarion probably will have the abilities of your typical Dracula at this point. Turning into bats, walking up walls, summoning wolves etc. D&D vampire research tbc. According to the game he hasn't yet mastered his full powers but he will in time.

Mindflayer Tadpole Abilities

By default, I probably won't have Astarion use any of these unless I'm writing with someone who wants to have these in play in our thread. If your muse has a tadpole, the usual Detect Thoughts situation can happen and we can discuss if we granted ourselves more abilities.

* I know Neil Newbon reclassed him as a Thief Rogue and errs away from the magic side of things, but the game seems to default him as Arcane Trickster so I'm running with that. Possibly his writer, Stephen Rooney, went for that option.

[thebiggestmenace]

AAAAAA there is more devastation to episode 3 :(((((

someone found the letter Bill and Frank wrote (I do not know if it's actually the one, but we're gonna act like it is)

the last line????????? Bill was saying that Joel and Tess could do what he and Frank did, if it ever came to it. it'd be on their own terms, but they didn't get that! they couldn't get that! I am so freaking distraught

[thestarlightsymphony]

Chapter 31: This is Gospel Part 2 is live.

It all comes to a head

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Wc: 318

Baking Ouchies

You’re baking for no particular reason. Feeling floaty and absent-minded. You should have recognized you were teetering between headspaces by the random revelation that you needed to bake a strawberry cake.

When fetching it from the oven you used mittens but took them off, hanging them back up. Mindlessly you noticed the pan was a little crooked on the counter so, of course, you reached for the hot pan to straighten it. Crying out when the hot pan burned your skin.

Taehyun was by your side from the living room before you could blink, grabbing your wrist and dragging you to the sink, running your hand under the cold water. But you weren't looking at the fresh wound on your poor hand and fingers. Only your loving and caring Daddy that rushed to your side in an instant to care for you, knowing just what to do.

“Come here, baby.”, all his concern for you showed on his face. He didn’t like seeing you in pain. He picked you up and carried you to the bathroom and set you on the counter, leaving your side only for a moment to find the first aid kit.

He applied a generous amount of burn cream to your fingers and the palm of your hand before wrapping each one with bandages individually. He had almost finished when he noticed you started whimpering, tears falling down your cheeks. In his daddy-mode, he was terrified he was hurting you and removed his hands from yours right away.

But it wasn’t that it hurt, it was how caring he was, how protective he was and how well he treated you. You were sure you were the luckiest person in the world.

“Daddy…”, you put out your arms wanting to be held. And he without hesitation took you into his arms. You couldn’t help but fully regress when he cared for you like this.

🧸End note: how is it my playlist always falls on Polaroid Love at some point when writing stuff like this? Also I wrote this out of the blue in like 10 minutes???💕

🧸Masterlist💗

[endless-shelter]

Free The Devil

Sometimes you gotta go on a murderous rampage when you read the bible out of boredom and realise you're written to die and be in eternal torment.

Yes yes! More devil AU content! This is actually far before Jekyll and Hyde meet Lanyon, hence the um, lack of love. Below I actually have some organised notes on the AU, gathering context and all that!

(CW: Right at the bottom there is a striked out mentioned suggested su!cide attempt).

Quick notes

- This is a weird blend of TGS, Strange Case, and a lot of personal shenanigans!

- Jasper is Jesus

- Mama Jekyll is God- (A character Adrien and I have come up with a while ago)

- Hyde came from Jekyll committing chomp on the forbidden fruit to get the tasty extra knowledge, uses science (Jekyll and Hyde switch between each other in a blink in devil forms. Require potion in human form.)

- Best friend? Utterson. (@merry-twinkenstein's snazzy design)

- Gasp - Jekyll/Hyde's true love? Lanyon!

Visual Devil Stuff

- Wings are black and charred, can't properly fly, only use to jump into the sky and glide

- Jekyll has red/orange embers that come of his wings when they move, more intense with increased movement against them, (wind will give slight embers)

- Hyde had red and green embers

- Sclera can turn black based on mood or aesthetic

- Have more animal like devil forms if needed

- Can get to 100' to 500' tall, rarely tho bc it's kinda unnecessary

Other Devil Stuff

- Has to pap crosses so they turn upside down, touching crosses is ouchie Relationship stuff??

- Doesn’t meet Lanyon for ages until the squad coincidentally meets at uni

- Utterson stuck as Jekyll's bestie, deal with his bs Utterson

- Jasper tries to build a good bond with Jekyll, Jekyll is petty and bitter

- Suffer Jekyll and Hydes horny jokes and talks, holy ones

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HOW JEKYLL/HYDE GET THEIR SCAR- Sometimes you read the bible out of boredom and realise your fate is there-

[09:21]Revelation 20:7-10  And when the thousand years are ended, Satan will be released from his prison and will come out to deceive the nations that are at the four corners of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them for battle; their number is like the sand of the sea. And they marched up over the broad plain of the earth and surrounded the camp of the saints and the beloved city, but fire came down from heaven and consumed them, and the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

- Jasper visits Jekyll that day, showing up and seeing Jekyll staring off on his thrown, of course leaning on the arms rather than the back, and there's tears, then his eyes snap to stare at Jasper, black scleras- and rage fills him and PIN THE JASPER ON THE FLOOR

- Much angst and grief and feeling of betrayal

- heehoo extremities to have his fate be his own go BRRR as he yeets off to Earth and uh... Commits mass murder as Hyde to get the attention of the Heavens and God-

- "Well, it was always God's plan for me to die, wasn't it?! Let me make it easier for her and get it over with now! You're. Welcome."

- As he commits self stab with snazzy holy weapon, Hyde turns to Jekyll.

- Maniacally grinning into the sky as he bleeds, forcing the blade to stay inside him as long as he can-

- oh dang the blade is removed?? By whomst? Idk haven't thought ab that yet

- this event causes Jekyll/Hyde's freedom to fate, aka he can actually live his own life now and gasp- fall in love-

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Mumbo for the ask game?? If u havent done him and still doing the ask game ? :P

I’m still doing the ask game and I haven’t made headcanons for Mumbo so 1,2,3 lets go!!

A. Realistic: he has prickled his hands many times with thorns armor. When you are love peace and plants one way to have enough time to back off and brutally gently dispose of a mob via ender crystal is by having thorns armor so the skeleton or zombie will get an ouchie and be distracted for a second or two while Mumbo can back off and use lava or detonate a crystal.

Him constantly prickling his hands on his own armour has made for a very colorful collection of bandaids on his hands

B. Unrealistic but funny: that man is going everysingle night at whatever place Xisuma hosts the data logs of world 8 and deleting all the traces of him accidentally suffocating silverfish while grinding stone for more stone slabs. He has probably killed thousands by now and he isn't sure how he keeps doing this. BUT NO ONE MUST KNOW

C. Heartbreaking: finding out you are a shapeshifter by accidentally becoming a potat man sounds funny. It isn't as funny when it lowkey gives Mumbo an identity crisis. He has been very insecure before and he has gotten better with the help of the Hermits but this very odd revelation that he assumes he shouldn't take badly, is doing numbers on him. It will take sometime but surely he can get through this with the helps of his friends :3

D. I do with reality whatever I want: REALITY BENDER MUMBO. Thats it!! He keeps doing it by accident and he is like very dangerous or he would be if he had any idea of what he was doing. more often than not is his big redstone machines that make reality melt and change around them and inside them.