#if he wanted to he would

[p--ito]

Další post z kolekce ✨ flex mým manželem ✨ protože tento muž je vskutku skvostný.

Píšu 💖 fanfikci 💖. Už dva roky, konec...v nedohlednu. Ale on celou dobu poslouchá mé nářky, snaží se pochopit, co že to vlastně píšu (protože o zdrojovém materiálu má taky jen velice hrubé info), hledá v tom hlubší význam, než tam já sama vidím a podporuje mě v mé literární deziluzi. Dnes to ale ještě povýšil.

Je večer. Právě se po celém dni vrátil domů. Řekla jsem mu, že přemýšlím, že by jedna z postav nosila specifický, poměrně drahý parfém. Ale protože jsem nikdy neměla šanci si ho ovonět, tak nevím, jestli to tam opravdu napsat, jelikož nevím, jestli by to té postavě sedělo tak, jak si to představuju.

Vyslechl si mě a asi na deset minut zmizel, aby se vrátil se slovy (volně přeloženo do češtiny pro čumblr účely):

„Na oficiálních stránkách jde objednat tester, ale teď ho nemají na skladě a trvalo by, než by přišel. Našel jsem ale, že teď vyšel časopis, ve kterém je ta vůně jako vzoreček. Můžeme pro něj zajet a za deset minut si to ovoníš a rozhodneš se, jestli to tam napíšeš."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[mushro-om]

Brucie Wayne photoshoot on the anniversary of his parents death

[ryukisgod]

If a man engages in domestic violence but has never hit one of his bosses, he doesn’t have an anger “management” problem, he can manage his emotions just fine, he just thinks it’s morally okay to hit his wife/gf, and or there won’t be consequences for it

[wildlygloriouscollector]

Odysessus-Born-to-be-domestic-forced-to-be-a-Monster 💔

[997yen]

My girlies you know that old one "if he wanted he would", it's 100% true. Don't waste your time! Take care of yourself!

[dailydiarynquotes]

[weaselofchaos]

When Hozier said "you're too sweet for me", but also said "i'd never want once from the cherry tree, cause my baby's as sweet as can be, she give me toothaches just from kissing me", that's when I knew exactly the definition of "if he wanted to, he would" tbh

[kellieintheclouds]

I was gifted this necklace and it’s mine and my son’s birthstone, look how beautiful it is! ✨

[stickybowl]

gigi got carlos’ 2024 wins tattooed on his arm😭

from teto’s instagram!

[leslutdepointedulac]

Has Your Man™️ ever baby-trapped you in a vain attempt to keep your broken marriage together?

Has Your Man™️ crawled half way across the world to find you and bring you home, even after you stood by and watched him die at your daughter's hand, and then dump him in a swamp and then set him on fire?

Has Your Man™️ joined a band, revealing all the secrets of your kind, therefore risking his own life just to gain your attention and be reunited with you again after many decades?

Has Your Man™️ invited you to move back in with him, even after you denied him help when he needed you the most?

Has Your Man™️ awoken from a several year long coma to resurrect you after your suicide attempt?

Has Your Man™️ given you the speech of a lifetime to convince you to become his consort so you can rule over your entire species, for all time, together?

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Why settle for anything less than first place in the eyes of Your Man™️? If he's not looking at you like you hung the moon, or waxing poetic about you at any and every given opportunity, then it's time Your Man™️ took a trip to the swamps.

Get you a man that would.

[barmecidc]

"if he wanted to he would" but it's orpheus and eurydice

[111lustforlife]

if they want to reach out, they will.

a relationship is a workplace with two shifts.

stop working overtime.

[beabees]

so john marston revolutionized the socio-political situation in mexico to get his wife back, but your boyfriend can’t remember your favorite color?😦… oh okay…😯 oh… okay😒

[thebirdsareafterme]

You’re telling me this man is 34 years old? No ma’am, I think you meant 3-4 years old, because this is a babygirl!

[sophiesonlinediary]

“i can fix him” 🙅‍♀️

“i’ll fix myself for her” 💁‍♀️

[ahl-e-dil]