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Aw yes, the boy who was too shy to talk to his crush for 11 years actively making sexual advances on live television whilst actively bleeding out. Yes makes perfect sense.

saw an everlark anti criticize book 1 peeta by claiming he actively wanted Katniss to see his dick during the “I don’t care if you see me” scene… are we being for real right now

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paintings of ulysses and the sirens rated by how securely he is tied to the mast

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wip wednesday

tagged by the lovely @firehelpmeforget! here's something from a one-shot i finished recently:

The months passed. Katniss came alive again, and the warmth returned to their home. She and Peeta went to the lake, kissed each other sweetly and laughed until their sides hurt. They babysat Delly and Thom’s three girls, trying to make sure Evie didn’t bring in her bug friends from the Meadow and that games of make-believe didn’t end up with too many scraped knees. Katniss turned 30; Peeta turned 31. If Prim were alive, she would have been 26. The Harvest Festival came back around. Haymitch roped Katniss and Peeta into working a stand selling the pickled vegetables and canned fruits he and Hazelle had begun making together. They ate fry bread covered in cinnamon and sugar and multiple cups of maple hot chocolate. Katniss got a little tipsy off of spiked apple cider, and once she and Peeta returned to their dark home, she couldn’t stop peppering kisses all over her husband’s face, lips tracing over scratchy stubble. She repeated, “I love you,” a kiss, “I love you,” a kiss, “I love you.” Peeta helped her get into bed, and she giggled when she pulled him on top of her. “Know something?” he said with a grin, rolling onto his back and bringing her with him. “What?” Katniss asked, distracted by his hair. “I love you, too.”

no pressure tagging @mollywog, @thesunpersists, @mandrake-mistakes, @districtunrest and anyone else who would like to share

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Odypen sketch I gave up on lol. But do you see the vision

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Wow!! 🤩 We hit over 100 followers for our little Toast Babies Week! 🎉🎉🎉

We're very excited to have so many people interested in this event! And we've been seeing the WIP Wednesdays and other sneak peeks being posted. It's going to be such a great event from all of YOUR participation and enthusiasm!

Less than 3 days now, let's go!!!

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We preach and we fail

We preach to value life,

but kill ourselves slowly

with every breath we take.

We numb ourselves with poison,

smoke pure death,

and drink false salvation.

We preach kindness,

but judge without knowledge.

Every look can kill,

every word can cut,

deeper than any knife.

We categorize by color,

origin, and gender,

but people don’t fit

into any category.

We preach self-love,

but avoid mirrors,

as if our reflection

would say anything

we think about ourselves.

We compare, compete,

envy ourselves until we bleed.

We preach self-respect,

but trample on our shadows,

letting ourselves rot

without a spark

of what we strive for.

We preach saving the earth,

but drown her

in plastic and smoke.

We let animals die

despite their innocence,

and desolate the air we breathe.

We wait for others to step

while we stand still.

We preach honesty,

but lie without blinking.

We ignore our mistakes

but condemn others for theirs.

We preach compassion,

but turn our eyes away

from suffering,

waiting for others to act.

Blind, we stagger through life.

We preach,

disregard,

and call it a life.

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You know that scene in the Office where Michael asks Jan what she wants for dinner and she says Chinese food. And Michael says no something cheap we need to save money. And Jan says that was my cheap suggestion. That scene? Yeah so real.

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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

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My toxic trait is whenever I think about Johnny Storm and see Chris Evans.

Johnny Storm got me messed up. I haven’t been this fond of a blond boy since High King Peter the Magnificent.

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How’re three pictures of the same person so different? 🤣

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I have a confession to make 👉👈

I… am indifferent to soup.

There I said it!

I neither like nor dislike soups of any kind.

I wouldn’t turn it down but I will never go out of my way to eat a soup.

I just don’t get the hype 🤷‍♀️

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

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Thanks for the tag @doctorkepner

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