#if anything happens to my baby i will kill everyone and then myself

[raghhhhhyperfixations]

Cuteness overload

Peter had braces.

Or, he used too when he was in his early teens (12-15s), the pictures are cute and awkward, curly haired peter parker smiling with a face full of braces, freckles here and there and a few acne.

Tony gets his hands on these pictures.

He frames them like a dad, he has one in the lab, one in the office and one in an extra room.

(Peter walks in to the lab and spots the photo, he goes red.)

Pepper has a photo too and in good motherly style, she’s done and gone framed it in her office so it’s the first thing people sees when they walk in.

(Peter goes : “Not you too!” when he walks in and sees it.)

When people ask.

The two say in unison.

“Oh that’s our son, he was so cute.”

Tony then proceeds to bombard said person with pictures of Peter all grown up now, he’s still in his teens, albeit entering the stage of adulthood.

Some photos are taken of Peter when he’s fallen asleep in the lab, others are him with the brightest grin ever.

Sure Peter is all grown up, his hair isn’t as Curly anymore and he’s not got as many freckles maybe he even has a few scars, he’s lanky and growing into his height, but Tony waves them off with the.

“He’s still my baby.”

As if he had birthed and raised Peter himself.

—

(Swooping in)

When the Avengers finally meet Peter, they assume he’s Tony’s biological son, with the stash of photos around and the way Tony can ramble for hours about Peter if you’ll let him.

Pepper is no better, she’s a mother bear.

So it’s the only logical conclusion right?

Then clint has to run his mouth and ask: “Hey, where are the baby photos?”

Tony tweaks. (Because he doesn’t have them.) He’s rushing to call may.

Avengers: huh, strange. anyway-

Natasha somehow gets her hands on peter’s baby photos because who else besides Natasha would figure out Peter isn’t actually Tony’s and is Spiderman? She would, she just wouldn’t tell the others.

Before Tony can get his hands on them.

May wasn’t that hard to convince either (A glass of wine, a few compliments and she was cooing about Peter before he grew up.)

Peter was a really chubby baby, turns out, (he thins out as he gets older) wearing captain america pajamas and somehow gotten into the flour.

The team watch in chaos as when Tony finds out Natasha has these

It becomes utter war.

They don’t know why the sudden two are leaping over couches chasing one another, or suddenly asking to ‘hand it over.’ But they can only presume it’s something super important and confidential.

It’s not.

(Watch Pepper jump in as well, telling Natasha she has every right to see these photos, Natasha relents to Pepper but not to Tony who’s still out the loop and growing more frustrated.)

Peter meanwhile is on the sideline’s mortified yelling at everybody.

May in the meantime has actually gotten use to Natasha’s company and started to like the assassin.

Tony: “This is my son, i’m very proud of my son.”

The avengers watching as Peter lifts a bridge about 5,000 lbs or 18,000.

-

Pepper: “This is my baby, i won’t let anyone ever hurt him.”

Avengers: Uhm???

As Peter climbs the scaffolding to a new skyscraper with his bare hands.

-

Natasha: “but if anything happened to him, i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

Avengers: ???

Peter who, most definitely did not just stop Bucky’s metal, Vibranium arm with his own hand AND THEN PROCEED TO TWIST IT??

-

May: “Oh and this is peter when he was-“

Avengers finally understanding the ‘Peter charm’ after seeing the photos and having a moment with Peter. : “Ah”

Needless to say, Peter is still mortified, Tony is still fighting custody for those baby photos and Natasha is cackling at the chaos.

(May and pepper: “Girls night when?”)

So what happens to Tony’s lab in the end? When he finally gets his hands on May’s ‘Baby pete’ album, he copies, prints and frames each photo in that book in every room he has.

Peter avoids the tower for two weeks to come and MJ is just laughing at his misery.

-

(it’s sad that when Tony believes Peter is dead, he removes and boxes most of these photos except a particular one in his office.)

He doesn’t get to see Happy’s face upon seeing the photo and struggling to remember the curly haired boy who Tony loved so much.

Only placing Tony’s helmet over the photo because it gives him a headache and he can’t look at the kids face any longer.

Tony doesn’t get to see the boxes of photos decay and rot where he hid them, Peters face truly forgotten to the world.

Happy: “Hey when was this?”

Gesturing to the photo, Tony’s arm wrapped around Peter, who was smiling so brightly.

Pepper: “I’m, not sure..?”

Needless to say Happy keeps it only because it’s got Tony in it and Tony seems to be genuinely happy in the photo but he takes to covering one side of the photo at all times.

Not staring at it longer than he has too.

[imamageinanotherworld]

My Rook, Riya Mercar, female elf shadow dragon rouge.

A few of my headcannons now.

Riya got the name Rook because she has a tendency to climb, as well as a general affection for birds. More often than not one of the highest places that she could get to was the Rookery, and she'd sometimes sleep up with the birds. (You can't tell me that Tevinter doesn't have people using birds to deliver messages like Leliana. They're too edgy to not to)

The tendency to climb continues. You know the one hidden place in the lighthouse at the top? Yeah she found that before she found the passage leading to it. She keeps disappearing up to there to catch a breath. It's her safe place.

She could go higher if she wanted too, but she knows that if anyone throws to climb up to follow her they would likely fall and hurt themselves so she doesn't. (Except for Lucanis. the little assassin boy would be fine)

She keeps giving the companions heart attacks because she can and will climb a sheer wall and jump from higher than safe. Some of those gaps that we as players can't jump, or those ledges that are just a hair too high? Yeah she can deal with them no problem. I feel like I'm understating this, she runs around rafters and roofs for fun.

The general affection for birds is pretty notable. If the inquisition had continued (it didn't on my save) and if Riya had been a little older and less involved with the shadow dragons, chances are she would have wound up over in the Inquisition's Rookery as one of Lelliana's people.

She can legitimately talk to the birds, I feel the need to emphasize.

The birds gossip and if she is nice to one literally every single bird in the area will hear about it in a day.

She keeps having birds fly up to her and steal her food or flock around her feet asking for hand outs.

It's borderline magic but every mage in the party has checked and there is nothing there.

Speaking of birds, Assan. Literally in love. This woman is his mother.

Assan keeps sneaking off to find Riya and making Davrin panic because the feathered baby wants to cuddle with his mom.

(I would like to say after the vault bit of Davrin's quest. You know the one with the skeletons, during that quest I was, in real life, yelling "NO MY BABY" when Assan dive bombed the Gloom Howler, because I thought he'd be hurt.)

Davrin and Riya have a joint custody agreement long before they start dating.

After Davrin and Riya get together, the couple finds themselves being pillows for Assan if they try and sleep in the same bed because the boy just wants to cuddle with his mom and dad.

Assan is very good at getting his parents to lay the fuck down and sleep because if one ends up sleeping then he'll go get the other and drag them into the room to get them to lay down and cuddle and be his pillow.

And if they both won't sleep he still drags one of them over and tackles them onto the bed and lays on top until they fall asleep.

Bonus!

The reason her hair is short is she got sick of it being caught on objects or intentionally grabbed and shaved it off into a boy's cut, and it's only recently that she's grown it back out

She has a feather collection. She had at least one from the most common kinds of birds. If she ever went to an event that needed dressing up, no one would be able to stop her from putting them in her hair.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

The first night was rough. Lot of up and downs! Very emotional!

Bonus! Five Minutes Later:

[blueberryfruitbat]

Dodogama is my son and he can never do wrong in this world.

[phantom-z0ne]

"Billy wasn't sure what the creature ransacking his train car was.” Alternatively, Billy feeds a stray and ends up with a roommate.

WC: 1215

Serendipity (n): the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.

Billy wasn't sure what the creature ransacking his train car was. Granted, the train car wasn't in the most hidden place ever, but he had made sure to ward it against most creatures. The ward would have made one unable to see the train, and if they somehow saw it anyways, they would have been turned around. He usually was pinged if anything passed his wards, which was why he was so blindsided to see something moving around in his train car. It seemed that this one had slipped through his protections. 

The creature was strange and almost hard to look at directly. Its blinding white hair moved independent from the wind and twined around its long, pointed, mint colored ears. It was also small, small enough that Billy thought it could comfortably fit into his cupped hands, and wearing some sort of skin tight suit, black with a stripe of silver along its torso. Or what appeared to be its torso, Billy couldn't really tell when its lower body faded into a long tail.

From his perspective, it seemed to be rummaging through where he usually hides his food, showing slivers of its white paws. Did it pass through the barriers he set because it was hungry? 

Billy approached the creature quietly, making sure not to get too close, he wouldn't want to startle it. His efforts were in vain though as the creature snapped its head towards him. It's glowing eyes like headlights, as if staring into Billy’s soul. The green in its eyes swirling hypnotically as the creature bristled at his presence. 

Billy watched, amused but vigilant, as the creature puffed up like a cat. Even going so far as to swat a couple times in his direction. So far, it was quite harmless, but the buzzing in the back of his head that he usually equated to Solomon told him to be careful.

Billy slowly dropped to his knees, mindful of the creature's reaction, and shifted his bag to his front. He shuffled through his bag and brought out the small piece of jerky he was saving for later, sliding it slowly towards the creature.

The creature tilted its head, staring at the jerky suspiciously before taking a few steps to paw at it. It apparently passed its test as it devoured the jerky surprisingly fast for its small size. While it seemed to be starving, thankfully it didn't reflect onto its body. It wasn't gaunt or thin, but actually quite plump. Perhaps it just didn't eat for a day or two? 

Billy took a small step forward, then a few more when he realized the creature was focused on eating. “So,” He began softly, the creature startling as if it was just realizing he was so close. “What are you doing here, little guy?”

It stared at him silently before once again tilting its head. It was cute, Billy realized. The chubby cheeks and button nose paired with big, shiny eyes made it endearing to look at. His expression melted slightly as he took a closer look at the creature.

The creature's ear flicked as it padded up to him, paws on Billy’s knees. It let out an unintelligible sound, layered and harsh to Billy's ear, yet somehow melodious. Billy blinked, not expecting that noise. The creature looked at him almost expectantly, eyes shining brightly.

Billy hesitantly brought his knuckles closer to the creature, feeling its cold nose as it sniffed him. It was clearly unimpressed and trilled for more food. Billy chuckled under his breath as he brought another piece of jerky to the needy creature. It gobbled it up swiftly, looking up at him and once again begging for more, its eyes almost sparkling.

Billy folded under the cuteness overload and retrieved a sandwich from his bag, splitting it in half. He was worried that it would eat more than it could handle if he kept feeding it. He knew very well what that felt like.

The creature blinked at him, once, twice, before giving him a small, pleasant trill and headbutted his fingers. Billy cautiously set his hand over its silky hair? Fur? All he knew was that it felt divine, though not in the godly way. 

“What are you?” Billy asked as he wove his fingers through its hair, genuinely curious on what species the creature was. He had inputted a lot of creatures in his ward but he had no clue what this one was. The tingling at the back of his head spoke otherwise, Solomon knowing very well what it was. He could transform and ask Solomon, since he couldn't really speak to him unless he was Captain Marvel, but that would just scare the creature.

It gave him a look before resuming its lunch, finishing it in record time. Apparently, it deigned him worthy of its presence on his lap as it kneaded his legs then curled up onto them. The purring surprised him, pausing when the creature gave him an impatient look when he halted his ministrations on its hair.

He resumed, of course. Why wouldn't he? It was a nice reprieve from fighting villains as Captain Marvel and watching out for himself when he was on the streets. It was just a quiet moment between him and the strange creature that broke into his home. 

…He hadn't realized how lonely he was before this. 

He had friends, of course. Freddy, Tawky Tawny, and the Justice League. But… this just wasn't the same. As good as a friend Freddy was, he doubted that he would be willing to just sit and enjoy each other's company silently. Freddy was a huge superhero fan and couldn't help but talk about them in excitement. Not to mention his analyses on Billy’s techniques as Captain Marvel.

The Justice League wasn't any better. They had a professional relationship, thinking of him more as a coworker than a friend. The times he tried to deepen their friendship by inviting them out, he was unfortunately turned down. It seemed that they got along better when they were in battle than not.

Billy usually went to Tawky Tawny for advice, but Tawky Tawny never turned down the opportunity to just spend time in the other’s company. Unfortunately, those times were far and few between, usually because Tawky Tawny was traveling or busy with something else. 

With this creature— he’d have to name it eventually, Billy thought absently—all that was expected of him was companionship, nothing more.

Billy felt a cool paw pat his face, the creature looking up at him concerned. His eyes widened before he let out a huff, ruffling its hair. The creature let out a disgruntled chuff and phased through his hands then batted at them, settling down once more on his lap once it was done. 

It hadn't been with him long, all he had done was give it some food, and it was already trying to comfort him. Admittedly, it wasn't the best comfort, it stopped once he focused on it, but it wasn't something he expected from a creature he met not an hour ago.

Billy smiled, eyes soft. Perhaps it could stay, if only for a while.

Whipped this up in a couple hours while trying to get out of my funk 

Thanks for reading!!

Ao3

[kotikaleo]

Posting late: unecpected trillogy

Woah it in sot artfight tis time!

Anyways this is the stickerpack I did in October but... I cept pauuting aside posting it for so long that I feel very sad and ashamed of it. I know now it will not get much likes, and even if I know that likes don't defy the value of art, it still makes me sad, because I could've posted it in time for halloween

I guess I am very on theme with halloween whole year round, am I?

[patolemus]

i’m watching episode 14 of season 2 of supernatural and this is DIABOLICAL like sam wym you’re asking dean to kill you???? after he LITERALLY COVERED UP A CRIME SCENE FOR YOU????

i can’t with these goddamn winchesters they’re going to be the fucking death of me

[evilfarmin]

Han Ying has blanket permission to snoop because he is ZZS's dumb little woof woof. Window of Heaven is making great advancements in the field by employing the world's first assassin without a brain.

[squids-and-waffles7]

STRINGBEAN!! ❤️💫✨

[ ID: A digital illustration of Luz Noceda and her palisman Stringbean from The Owl House. Luz is to the bottom right, smiling, while she floats with one hand pointed up towards the left and the other at her side. She is in her Halloween costume as seen in For the Future, with an added patch of the bi flag sewn on near her green waist bag. Her one hand that is up is right below Stringbean’s tail, who is to the top left of image. They are also floating, smiling and looking at Luz. The background is a space-like design with scribbled on stars in the corners. End ID. ]

[artist-in-training-wheels]

Sooo... my previous post about Dazzle absolutely blew up, so I've come back to offer my slight redesign of the precious baby. I feel like her theme is flowers and while I was tempted to just add more in general, I figured I'd just stick with a sunflower (that and it looks very similar to Sunrise's "symbol" so she's copying her papa)!

While there are some notes on the pictures, my ramblings and reasons for the changes/additions will be under the cut :)

General Notes:

Made her fur and hair less saturated and more red-ish.

Made the horns a slightly lighter color.

Gave her more freckles and added the freckles to her legs, arms, and tail.

Made her eyes less pea green and more emerald green.

Casual outfit:

I know the original design had stitches on the legs of hearts and a sun, but I think she'd want patches from the rest of her "family."

The only ones who don't have ones are Sun, Jack, and Neptor. This is mainly because Sun and Jack have friendship bracelets, and Neptor is "too shy" to give her a patch.

I added Monty because I feel like Monty would've met Dazzle at some point- due to them dating Earth, hence the added patch!

I might go back and tweak the patch designs/give her the stitches, but for now, I'm happy with the design!

Work outfit:

So it wasn't until I was finishing up the coloring did I realize that the purple dress might be her "uniform". ^^"

I considered adding details from that outfit to my design, but I really liked the idea of Dazzle wearing her family's clothes as her uniform!

With that being said, She modified a shirt from Lunar, got a spare bow from Earth, and managed to combine Sun and Moon's pants into one!

Dazzle doesn't give me the vibe of someone who would wear ribbons or cuffs with their bells (not counting the bows on her head) and instead would like the softness of fur- hence the fur cuffs.

I do think she'd like to gallop/skip, so the bells are on the outside of her ankles rather than the front like Sun/Moon/Lunar.

[fisherrprince]

the urge to just grab both twins’ heads and make absolutely sure they know how good they are they’re so good you’re so so good !! you’re such good kids!! you’re so good you’re so good!! is getting a little too strong to handle over here

[verywolf589]

[dykemcqueen]

started phase 2 and it's actually crazy how obsessed skulduggery is with valkyrie like omgggg LET HER RESTTTTTTTT you crazy bitch!!!! he rly said "valkyrie pleasseeeeeeeeee be with me forever <3 i need y-i MEAN, you need me<3 desperately <3 don't you remember how you need me soooo bad <3"

when omen was like "why do you keep dragging her into this shit" and he was like "because we're in a toxic unbreakable cycle <3" THAT'S NOT A REASON!!!! that's not a reason!!!! circular logic ass mf

[rxymond]

the forgotten boy

my art / pls dont repost on other socials without permission!

i literally love him so much i need to hug him and tell him how much i lv him he deserves the world and more and

[hanzajesthanza]

i like how easily i crumpled to the concept of crossroads

reading the description: ffff—a prequel?? are you kidding me? nooooo! you can’t make some young, baby geralt, this is going to be so weeeirddd! noooo, i can’t get behind this

one week later: silently. goes to hug young geralt like a brother. slowly pats him on the back. starts sniffling and crying and he starts crying also

[gracieblood]

i will look you in the eye and tell you that this is supposed to be marjorine stotch