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[allo-frouto]

Do you like Deepthroat?

No. I love it.

[players-of-intrigue]

pockets be hurting,,,

[amtrashlmao]

i was minding my business during lunch break, and so i watched some legion mate episodes.

i was watching the one where kai and the gang are in leon's island thing and kai is just like reminiscing about aichi a.k.a. push kai into the water until he understands episode

i didn't realize that my classmate sitting next to me was watching because i was just. Too Into It. and all of the sudden he goes like.

"damn that man is gay. why does he keep mentioning this aichi dude so much are they like?? together??"

and me, being the most insane vanguard fan (there was a boy who still played the game but i think thats just about it) in the class was like "WELL YEA HE FUCKING IS"

we finished the whole episode just pointing out how gay toshiki kai is and thats how you make friends kids

[impzone]

well i just beat chants of sennaar. time to learn how to write in every single language script!

[crabrat]

HOLY FUCK

GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED ONE OF MY IRLS KNOWS ABOUT THIS BLOG

SHIT

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[fairycosmos]

recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[straightlightyagami]

u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[agoodflyting]

David Tennant pissing off the Prime Minister bc he told government officials to stfu over their anti-trans bigotry and Michael Sheen literally poisoning himself investigating corporations dumping toxic chemicals in underprivileged areas is NOT the energy I expected from 2024 but oh man am I here for it.