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[qbebou]

leonardas admin is so good at acting <3 they’ve really got mc body language down it’s so cute when they show foolish they’re tired by nodding off and foolish always picks up on it so quickly it’s very sweet

[the-meme-monarch]

what recipe did you use for the butterscotch cinnamon pie?

this one !

https://youtu.be/ctXnH4bu6FA

he Does Not say how much cornstarch so i did 3 tablespoons and that worked out mostly well (3 tablespoons was all i had left)

edit it just occurred to me that they don’t have an actual Written recipe anywhere in the video and I Did transcribe it for my own use so here it is:

I USED A STORE BOUGHT CRUST SO I FIDNT WRITE THAT DOWN SO HERE’S JUST THE FILLING:

-200 grams brown sugar (1 cup)

-60 grams water (1/4 cup)

boil in medium saucepan. once thick, turn off heat

add and mix in:

-80 grams heavy cream (5 1/2 tablespoons)

-30 grams butter (2 tablespoons)

-400 grams milk ( this one doesn’t have a neat alternative but it’s like. a cup and 11 tablespoons. 12 tblsp is 3/4 of a cup. so i just did 1 3/4 cups and Took A Tblsp Out)

mix in a separate bowl:

-80 grams of milk (5 1/2 tblsp)

-cornstarch (i used 3 tblsp)

-3 egg yolks

-1/2 tsp of salt

once mixed, continue whisking and ladle in a few ladle-fulls of the bscotch mixture on the stove, to temper the eggs. once mixed, pour it all back into the bscotch mixture on the stove.

cook 1-2 minutes, or until thick (the video also does not specify how high he has the heat set to, so I’m Guessing medium heat. It did take me more than 1-2 minutes for it to thicken)

add and mix in:

-1 tsp cinnamon

2 tsp vanilla (i think 2 tsp may have been too much, next time I make it I’m gonna use 1 tsp)

pour into crust, cool to room temperature, and refrigerate

I didn’t make the whip cream on account of Not Actually Having heavy cream, but it’s:

-1 cup of cream

-1 tblsp of powdered sugar

-maybe a tsp each of cinnamon and vanilla

[minnieposting]

pics i found in my folder, i rlly like them

[pansy2005]

boyskissing time (OCs)

[resistancepilots]

List 5 things that make you happy, then send this to the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you (except me, I have obviously already done it)! get to know your mutuals and followers! <3 ;D

@thejerseydevile omg HI🥰

dry summer/early fall days. ideal for short shorts+loose shirts and short shorts+long sleeves/sweaters/scarves respectively

The Ocean, her bestie The Beach, and their distant cousin Those Slatted Wood Paths on Trails

mulled cider and lemon curd. NOT together but two of my favest consumables

Crafts™. All of them, my weaving is all packed up along w my quilting and giant embroidery projects, but I just learned to knit socks on dpns!! holey but cheerful socks r in progress i love the stabby lil skinny metal needles

being done w my doctoral exam as of a few hours ago😭🙌🏽🙏🏽😩🥳👅🍑🎆❗️

BONUS: my hair, which is dark red again after years of green then various purples and pinks and blues (and all three since last year)

[batautism]

i'm reading the canterbury tales and this is actually way better than i expected

[loveydoveykirk]

applied for library job. blease city let me work for u again

[ittybittytoostormy]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Tagged by @wingsonghalo <333

1. How many works do you have on Ao3? 8

2. What’s your total Ao3 word count? 109,654 words

3. What fandoms do you write for? The Stanley Parable

4. What are your top five fics by kudos? The Romance Ending, The Holiday DLC, The First Date Ending, The Human Narrator Ending, and The Stanley Button Ending

5. Do you respond to comments? Yes!! It may take me a while to get to it, though, because it's hard for me to put my feelings into words, and comments make me feel so much!!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? I don't write or read sad/angsty endings, just not my cup of tea

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? All of them!!

8. Do you get hate on fics? My anxiety makes me worry pretty bad about that happening literally every single time I post, but I've luckily not gotten any yet

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? I do have a couple of wips but I'm very shy so I don't know if I'll ever post them

10. Do you write crossovers? Don't really have any interest in crossovers no

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I know of, no

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Nope

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? I have not

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? Every ship I have ever loved is genuinely my favorite, I really honestly couldn't choose. But, if I had to choose one right this moment,, then stanarrator is the one. They're very special to me for so many reasons, too many for me to even begin to explain in this already long post tbh

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? I started one where they escape, but I go back and forth on whether that's really what's best for them or not. I do enjoy some of what I've written so far for it, though, so I'd still like to get back to it one day maybe, but I know it'd just be such a tricky one

16. What are your writing strengths? People have complimented my writing of bickering and bantering a lot. And those are my favorite parts to write!!!

17. What are your writing weaknesses? I know I've always needed to work on my grammar. And I also know I don't write very pretty and flow-y or anything like that, so my descriptions probably look a little simple compared to more seasoned writers

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I think that's very cool if you can!! I've not read a fic where that's been done but I wouldn't mind it

19. First fandom you wrote for? I don't remember, I think it was Sonic or Kirby when I was a kid

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? Ahhh all my fics are very special to me for different reasons. But The Romance Ending was my fav for a while. Lately I've thought most about The Holiday DLC and The Surprise Ending, so those are high up there. However, I guess if I had to choose just one out of all my fics then I think it would be Design Mode DLC!!! That was some of the most fun I've had writing a fic and I also feel it might be the first fic of mine where I finally got their characterization more to where I've wanted it to be

I tag @evievigilant , @nicandragon , @exquisitefrogprince and anyone else who wants to do this should do this!!!

[boyslit]

in severe gastric distress so I'm rotating dragon sampo au to distract myself, woohoo 🐉💣

time for dates! where are they going on dates? so far I've got Overworld bakery bc gepard doesn't treat himself and Sampo wants sweets, museum visit to see the new exhibits (unfortunately serval is there and gives her little brother a thumbs up of encouragement (she's less anti-sampo upon finding out he's actually a bored dragon who was doing crimes to help the underworlders)), and to the theatre house when Gepard gets an invitation with a +1 bc he's a Landau. Sampo gets to morph into a nice suit and hang off Geppie's arm in a fancy environment :3c

also just realized the Astral Express must be confused when they learn there's a dragon on Belobog bc *gestures to Xianzhou Vidyadhara*

i think in the back of my head the type of dragon sampo is, is also connected to Long the Permanence, but since those solitary type dragons don't form community there's not a lot of like culture and documented history other than what each dragon remembers and what the people on their planet document 🤔🤔🤔

much 2 think about... and pain has left me very tired so im going to go rotate them some more *puts them in the microwave*

[saphushia]

btw. i made this quick guide of some of the natural size and proportion reference points in the human body. of course this all varies even irl, and you can stylize however you want, so ymmv but thought it might be helpful for some folks.

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

[gaydelgard]

NEW DUCK DLC TOMORROW??

[alexanderpearce]

ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰

[themarchg1rl]

brainrot post I’ve been meaning to make for a while. long term mutuals pls look away I don’t want u to see me like this

I’ve been thinking a lot about ian/mickey and geralt/yen parallels and it mostly stems from geralt/ian being obsessed with how yen/mickey smells. but there’s also the constant fighting/fucking and how they can’t have like, normal levels of feelings for each other, it has to be 1000% all the time whether it’s love or anger

then I started thinking about how ian’s rituals of physical exercise are kind of like the witcher training, and there’s something about geralt and ian struggling with their identities as soldiers (sort of) and also having this huge focus on family, found family especially, and their purpose in life. plus both of them deal with being constantly objectified and reduced to their bodies and their physical/sexual abilities

and then you have mickey and yen who don’t have parallels in the same way, but they’re both fuelled by chaos and spite, have had to fight for everything they had. complete rejection from their fathers because of a core essence of who they are. struggling to accept something about themselves that they can’t change. and i love this so much about them but they are both so MEAN (geralt and ian find it funny)

also consider: yen has an enormous dick in a jar in her lab in vengeberg. i feel strongly that mickey would appreciate this

the main thing is though, destiny plays such a huge part in yen and geralt’s story, they are bound together first by geralt’s wish (which is that they are bound, like it’s magic but geralt is already in love with her and so his love is what binds them). and ian and mickey are separated so many times but always always always come back to one another. and maybe that’s fate or destiny in one of the stories but i think they just choose to love each other over and over again and that’s actually way more powerful

[filthyguts]

dr requests from twitter

[xyrali]

Now, die.