#idk wtf this is but it’s here LMAO

[whoblewboobear]

I do wonder how long Jace has been working at aguefort if he’s the de facto interim vice principal and referred to himself as a ‘veteran educator.’ Like-

Was he a fresh 20-something when he started working there, full of hope and excitement and purpose. Maybe adventuring didn’t work out for him but this? Helping kids become better adventurers than he ever could? He could do this. He loved seeing the joy and wonder on his student’s faces once they learned more about their magic and learned to harness it just like he did when he was a kid. It’s nice and It’s comfortable, he likes his job.

By the time he’s in his 40s he’s a little more tired, a little more bored, but still comfortable. It’s been 20 long years and he wants a little more than still comfortable.

[crazymanicherelmao]

Leshy is a dad I guess, welp that just means that people fan made kids for him is canon now lmao-

[heeracha]

[ 3:47 PM ] — jay looks at you as he rests on the passenger seat. you were silent which was so unlikely. jay feels uncomfortable with the silent tension, wanting to talk to you. but you were obviously giving him the cold shoulder, keeping your eyes on the road. jay doesn’t know how long you’re going to keep this up, but he also doesn’t know that you can’t resist him.

“what the hell were you thinking, jongseong?” you said, pretending to be mad, but you were just so worried for your poor boyfriend.

“…you?“ he softly chuckles and he sees your hand become whiter as you tighten your grip on the wheel. “i’m sorry, i don’t want you to break up with me?”

“why the hell would i break up with you?” you say.

“you seem to love cats so much, so i thought if you find out i’m allergic, you would get bored at me because i can’t take care of your cats with you, bring you to cat cafes, all cat related stuff!” jay says with a small frown on his lips.

stupid boyfriend, sigh.

stupid adorable boyfriend with such pure heart.

you asked jay if he can take care of your cat along with your dad’s cats with you. he said yes. unknown to you he was allergic as fuck and that he prepared his anti-allergies and more allergy medicines. he started to sneeze after an hour, running to your bathroom with his bag until one of the medicines fall off his bag and you saw.

“jay,” you softly sigh. “it doesn’t matter. i love you no matter what. it’s especially not worth it if you’re going to be hospitalized every damn time!”

“but—“

“no.”

jay frowns and you sigh. “i appreciate it, okay? i really do, jay. it’s the sweetest thing anyone has done for me, but don’t do it again, okay?” you say and jay sighs.

“you’re not breaking up with—“

“oh my god.” you say and he sheepishly chuckles. “nothing will ever make me breakup with you, okay?” 

“okay.” he softly says. “i love you.”

“i love you, too.” you smile.

you really do.

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[wikiangela]

tease tidbit tuesday

tagged by @thewolvesof1998 @king-buckley 💖

istg soon i'll focus on just one wip and finish it and then move on to the next but for now I'm all over the place so you'll get snippets of everything lmao - married buddie smut again haha

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It’s just a few seconds of him standing there and admiring his husband, before he gets impatient again, climbs onto the bed and straddles his lap, immediately grinding their hips together, eliciting groans out of them both. He kisses Buck, then grabs his hands, that are on either side of Buck’s head, and laces their fingers together, pinning them down in place, and leans in to kiss Buck’s lips gently. 

“Hello there, Mr. Diaz.” he murmurs, and feels a shiver go through Buck. (...)

“Hi yourself, Mr. Diaz.” Buck grins. “Holy shit, I’m a Diaz.” he adds with a little giggle, sounding genuinely awestruck.

“That you are. Now finally officially.” Eddie smiles. Buck’s been a part of the Diaz family for as long as they’ve known each other. Taking the name is just a formality, really.

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[da1stninjagofangirl]

IDK WHAT CAME OVER ME 🤣😭

[sturnioloho]

tell me why the fuck i wrote song lyrics the other day lmao. they came 2 me in the shower. perhaps i could expand on them in a hc or something if ur into it. these aren’t based on anyone irl btw i’m just talkin my shit n being a promiscuous bitch lmao. also chris if u wanna recreate these lyrics with me hit my line

everybody likes you two but baby i can see right thru

she only sees you as a friend but baby i want you till the end

i know that it’s wrong to do but doesn’t it feel good for you

and i just wanna fuck on you while she’s in the other room

[over-extra-tapidoodles]

DOOMED YUKIERRE CORE

Based off Chappell Roan’s song “Casual” and the trend around mlm/wlw situationships on TikTok

[ryssbelle]

Me core

[lovebirdgames]

I was poking around in our docs and found this really old one called "Fun Profiles." My eyes landed on Sabrina's favorite food being peanut butter cookies and I was like...here is some cute info that I don't think we shared before so I'll share it now! Because who wouldn't get excited to know that Sabrina's favorite food is peanut butter cookies?!

Victor Wiley Favorite Food: Espresso Coffee Favorite Animal: Eastern Raccoon

Bandit Favorite Food: Toasted Marshmallows Favorite Animal: Herself

Leon Tanner Favorite Food: Apple Dumplings Favorite Animal: Snowshoe Hare

Susie Favorite Food: Strawberry Cake Favorite Animal: African Elephant

Felicity St. Claire Favorite Food: Greek Salad Favorite Animal: Adelie Penguin

Marian Favorite Food: Pasta Primavera Favorite Animal: Morpho Butterfly

Alex Dang Favorite Food: Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets Favorite Animal: Capuchin Monkey

Aaron Pacé Favorite Food: Filet Mignon  Favorite Animal: Siberian Tiger

Olive Favorite Food: Sushi Favorite Animal: Great White Shark

Sabrina Favorite Food: Peanut Butter Cookies Favorite Animal: Gypsy Horse

Eugene Favorite Food: Cheeseburgers Favorite Animal: Koala

[lumilasi]

That moment when you go reread a fic to refresh your memory about the story only to realize it is full of plot holes and inconsistencies from the start.

I spent more time fixing them than reading lmaooo

[crazymanicherelmao]

I went crazy yesterday holy shit… ANYWAYS ENJOY THIS COMIC I HAVE MADE WITH THE CRAZZ!

Oh and I made another thing

:3

[segasys]

maybe it’s just how they seem in my handwriting, but lower case Es look so fucked up and sinister. turn your back on it and you smell something burning and turn around to see your house is on fire, and e is just there with the smug jug look on its face. bro has done some of the most devious shit ever and gets away with it Scot free.

[one-time-i-jumped-off-a-cliff]

[iftheresaholetheresagoal]

His face says it all....

It speaks what Im thinking

Hashtag life goals😘 I LOVE HIM SM🖤🤍🖤🤍

[apostaterevolutionary]

You know what would be really funny, is if people came together to have an anti-crab day. A day where every user who joined prior to automattic’s acquisition logged off for 24 hours to show that yes, actually, older user retention is important and you should listen us just as much as new users

The users giveth, the users taketh away

[lesbiansanemi]

I am so fucking sick of living with my roommate and his fuck ass boyfriend. Also watching my roommate burn every single one of his (already rather minimal, I might add) bridges for this guy is also kind of painful but also his relationship with me is one of said bridges so I'm almost past the point of even feeling bad for him lmao