#idk why it amuses me so much

[sigery]

Someone: *asks about Lord Bloodmoon's attachment to Sun*

Lord Bloodmoon: He may look soft but he is a predator on the inside. A bright star that can blind and stun his prey. A golden idol rarely splashed with red as few as worthy of his true rage. What you may call a "Femme fatale"

Sun: *face in his hands, muffled* that's not what a femme fatale is

Lord Bloodmoon: ... a femboy fatale

Sun: No!

[go-to-the-mirror]

Afrikaans Doctor Who (Dokter Vie) be like “Ek wil ne gaan ne”

[nukashine]

he's so fucking goofy

[chronicowboy]

buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3

[petricorah]

😭😭he sit

[sasswonfp]

Dead Bats lmao. woe JUSTICE album redraw be upon you

[hiis-theme]

somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where toby was correct and people actually did hate spamton. could you imagine that. i have to imagine we wouldn't have gotten the spamton sweepstakes in that case which is crazy to think about given how much lore that gave us-

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Okay Girlies I need you all to answer this one question for me. I haven't played through Karamelle or Novus yet and I've only seen and heard snippets of Dasein so I don't know all that much ahout him. Reblog/tag why y'all want to fuck him- I mean marry him (or just something you really like about him)

[bunnihearted]

🐁☁️🌫️

[blagueofchaos]

trick or treaaatt<3

You get this mysterious and slightly unsettling Facebook marketplace listing I screenshotted the other day labeled cryptically as "pets", which shows only a variety of seemingly empty boxes!

Are they invisible pets? Are they small insects? Did the pets they intended to sell in them escape, leaving them to sell only empty boxes? Are they boxes that one leaves out to attract a pet? Are they portals to a secret realm of pets? The world may never know because I am not spending $5 on that! But I guess metaphorically I am stealing one and handing it to you, so you get to find out!

[lesbiansanemi]

Every now and then someone will follow me and in their ridiculously long DNI it will say “Renkaza shippers do not interact” and in that moment I always just. Have so many questions

[doberrrman]

I have this feeling that I have unofficial beef with my neighbor...

[in-tua-deep]

Do people really see genderbends as black and white or am I seeing some bad takes today rip

I genderbend characters all the time oop I’m constantly taking characters and saying “you have non-binary energy” and running with that new headcanon

[prismit]

pacing back and forth in my enclosure at an unsettling speed <- feeling normal about the funny corpse guy again

[ghostblogging]

yesterday I dropped by an anime store & every single person inside was hispanic. peace and love on planet earth

[immortaltale]

confession ive realized im a klopp akgae and get incr annoyed whenever i see lfc fans hyping xabi managerial return to lfc... it's so petty of me but it's not as if i was around watching in the 00s so i have zero attachment to this guy. im like No let's worship our glorious king jurgen klopp forever please let's cancel football after this season ends.... on the other hand, some cope: alonso/arteta? how interested are you in their potential dynamic if xabi goes to liverpool and they are in title races against each other (they are childhood 'friends' i guess, idk if they still were in the merseyside years) i can picture it being somewhat tense and bittersweet but idk

im sorry anon the term klopp akgae is sending me 😭😭 but hey it's okay i was young back then and so didn't watch football in those years either. i'm also of the opinion that the current speculation around the managerial position is pretty annoying, so i understand you, mostly because we don't have that many matchdays with kloppo left and i just think we should savor them all!!! but also because i'm afraid of fans putting all their eggs in one basket only to end up disappointed/angry if xabi doesn't come (as has happened with liverpool in the past...)

but to answer your other question: yes, it's something i've thought about momentarily (when i've allowed myself to explore thoughts of future seasons haha). i think if pep leaves at the end of his contract then arteta's arsenal/xabi's liverpool would be a really interesting top rivalry especially with their history. though i do believe they are still friends and that they keep in touch! here's some quotes from 2016 on their time together on merseyside 😌 apparently they lived in the same building on the same floor but just two doors apart lol

"it's good and a bit strange how football works, [how it] can send you to different routes and suddenly you encounter each other in liverpool, for example" "it's a very intense rivalry but it's quite healthy, it's not hate... it was good because we were neighbors and we were playing against each other, him for everton and i was playing for liverpool"