#idk why it amuses me so much
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Someone: *asks about Lord Bloodmoon's attachment to Sun*
Lord Bloodmoon: He may look soft but he is a predator on the inside. A bright star that can blind and stun his prey. A golden idol rarely splashed with red as few as worthy of his true rage. What you may call a "Femme fatale"
Sun: *face in his hands, muffled* that's not what a femme fatale is
Lord Bloodmoon: ... a femboy fatale
Sun: No!
#back on my bullshit#ess au#Sun is going to strangle whoever 'taught' Bloodmoon that phrase#idk why it amuses me so much
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Afrikaans Doctor Who (Dokter Vie) be like “Ek wil ne gaan ne”
#episode: the end of time#the end of time#doctor who#afrikaans#south africa#idk why it amuses me so much#my lonely rambles
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he's so fucking goofy
#idk why this panel in particular amuses me so much but it does#fallout#fallout new vegas#benny gecko#all roads#holotapes
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buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3
#sami rambles#sorry but eddie amuses me so much in that scene#aloof secretive resigned eddie diaz just straight (ironic) up begging buck to call him out on his possibly dumb decisions#the conversation is insane#eddie: not gonna say anything??#buck: its none of my business 🤐#eddie: you're right its not#buck: i know#eddie: idk why you brought it up#buck: You brought it up#eddie: im not gonna tell u anything buck its none of ur business#buck: that's what i'm saying!!!#eddie: good 😤 so anyway lmfao get this-#LIKE ???#they're both so deeply pathetic in s2#why do they swap personalities for a scene and act like their about to die under the weight of their big man crushes#911 show#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#buck x eddie
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😭😭he sit
#astarion#bg3#idk why this amused me so much its a normal pose but i literally reloaded the game so i could get this screencap#also i finnnnallly got the good armor for him!!!#and found some armor i like for my tav as well#i have so many comic thumbnails for them i need to just draw them already#so worried abt getting astarions likeness but im gonna do it. im gonna#notmyart
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Dead Bats lmao. woe JUSTICE album redraw be upon you
#batman#bruce wayne#batman fanart#justice audio video disco#justice league#justice band#album art#album redraw#homegrown art#dc#dc comics#dc fanart#the concept of batman dead ontop of the stone slab was just so funny to me#upside down bc he is not a Christ-like figure he is actually just this fucking Thing#drawing dead batman amused me so much. I was so mad but this was making me grin through the anger#anyway this album fucks idk why ppl think its their worse one#die maybe idk
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somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where toby was correct and people actually did hate spamton. could you imagine that. i have to imagine we wouldn't have gotten the spamton sweepstakes in that case which is crazy to think about given how much lore that gave us-
#puppy rambles#deltarune#spamton#my favorite part of the spamton sweepstakes is the part of the q&a where spamton implied he and jevil are divorced#are all the secret bosses in a polycule you think. we need to add to this deranged relationship#diversity win! all the people who were driven insane by being told their world is just a game are in a polyamorous relationship <3#i like to think gaster made a discord for all of them. just like ''hey. sorry for telling you your world's fake. here's a discord. good by'#i don't even care about the secret bosses super much but they still amuse me greatly. even if there's only two of them rn-#spamton is so hilarious. idk why everyone is so obsessed with him but it makes him even funnier to me#also his text in brackets is fun to write. it's also hard to write but you can do so much with it#since it's taken from various places on the internet you can just reference memes#... i mean the one problem is that it'd probably have to be memes from the time period deltarune's in#so like. early 2000's or 2010's#but the valentines don't regard that and reference more recent memes so who knows really#maybe deltarune's actually meant to be in modern times. i mean you could fully convince me#that noelle just likes old internet-style websites and stuff dfskljfdsdfjksfkjlsfkj-#(i mean some of the meme references are up to interpretation)#(but the two definite ones are the war thunder forums leaking military documents and also the hotel mario intro)#(and at the very least the former is a newer thing)#(there's also seemingly references to the ''let me in'' meme and the foam shower images from the april fool's newsletter last year)#(idk where the fuck else ''insulating foam'' would be taken from-)#i hope spamton just randomly contributes to conversations sometimes if you have the dealmaker equipped#i logically doubt it but it'd be extremely hilarious#i'm now imagining equipping the dealmaker to noelle. who was not there for either spamton encounter#''um. kris why's there a voice in my head telling me to be a big shot?'' ''don't worry about it''#alternatively if you just get the dealmaker from the hole in castle town cuz you have another file with it#... can you do that in chapter 2 files. if so then can you technically have the dealmaker while not having met spamton-#''player why is there a voice in my head telling me to be a big shot'' ''don't worry about it''#''i'm sparing you from having an existential crisis later-''
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Okay Girlies I need you all to answer this one question for me. I haven't played through Karamelle or Novus yet and I've only seen and heard snippets of Dasein so I don't know all that much ahout him. Reblog/tag why y'all want to fuck him- I mean marry him (or just something you really like about him)
#guys im sorry he sounds too much like someones grandfather he's so goofy /lh#i love him he's dear to my heart but more akin to a weirdly shaped cheeto you find in a bag. quirky and amusing#NOT ME THINKING ABOUT OMNIMAN'S “shes more of like a- a uh pet to me!”#THIS ISNT ME JUDGING BTW THERE IS NO JUDGEMENTAL TONE IN THIS POST#im just actually intrigued bc i wanna know more about dasein and why he's so hot to people#im probs gonna make a post about what i love most about him before and after i play through novus to compare my opinions#thats the ONLY reason why i dont talk about dasein enough bc i know next to shit about him HEKSJAKSHE#i like all the science and philosphy thay surrounds his lore and character personally#like from the scenes that ive seen him in you judt learn so much about him and the world around him through his eyes#so far it seems like he's a character that immerses you in the story extremely well. idk how to explain it its like he lives and breathes it#wizard101#w101#wiz101#dasein#text posts#this post is actually so goofy because here i am like “why do you guys want to tap an old man”-#-and literally my last post was “why is the sea monster so fucking hot” JSKSMSJSJAK
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who made the mtt. and no i dont mean like who made the CONCEPT of the murder time trio (because i know who that is. touken kamui i thank you for the fangame every day :3) but like,,,, who decided to just randomly pair these 3 together?? like whaaaat.......
part of me wants to believe it was rahafwabas with the whole bad sanses group thingy being made with those 3 in there and then like. the fangame just gave them specifically a seperate group name. but STILL,,,,, where did this trio come from
#so rain of dust got a reboot a couple of months ago and now triple the insanity did too#and my newest favorite detail in the video is that theres a section where dust and killer's sprites are#glitching out. wanna know why??? BECAUSE HORROR GOT DELETED MTT BETTA THEY ALWAYS TOGETHER#insanity is just a horror replacement i fear i dont understand at all why he's even in the trio#WHY IS IT A TRIO. IF THERE'S A SUPPOSED FOURTH. THATS A SQUAD BRO#istg he was just added there for like shock factor or smth bc horror wasn't powerful enough to keep up#it saddens me so much to have him here but also that means it saddens kist as well :3#and killer and dust's sprites are red while insanity's is purple#YOU WILL NEVER BE HIM INSANITY!!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE HORROR I FEAR#idc what anyone says idc how many people shit on the mtt fangsme concept i LOVE IT#its like one of the few mtt content i get that doesnt involve nightmare#like. ok. bad sanses cool. i however could not give two shits about the oil monstrosity and cross#please i need my own little seperate island to myself where only i get to enjoy the mtt reboot songs#cycle of endless death against a common foe. they HAVE to learn how to work together no matter what#its not like they can just give up (looking at you horror) because the human will keep on killing again and again#waaait waaaaait in an mtt fangame dynamic horror would also experience the genocides :3 awww shared truama :3#isnt it so badass that horror literally had to get DELETED because he couldnt die and therefore the human got mad#ok fine maybe im glad theres at least a reason my boy got removed from the trio but still#the human can kill dust and killer as many times as they want. the other two will keep trying to stop them bc of dt#but horror CANT die. theres no fun in that. and one day he'll just give up. that's not amusing at all#i find it nice. a cute little parallel between the 3 :3 now horror gets his own personal genocidal human experience#man the mtt fangame human is smart asf like. DAMN. i forgot bro could just erase the trio#anyways i think that it's a good concept IDC. why are they stuck in the endless loop of human kill human reset? idk lemme check#i forgot that gaster was involved in this fuckass au LMAO but at least he's not THAT involved. more like a background character#the satsujinki was created only for murder. does it have any other thoughts? any other wants and needs? i love it so much my baby#and then the phase after that just consists of my trio emptily operating off the faintest instincts they have#after all this time spent together fighting do they not instinctually long for eachother?#me imagining these empty husks to hold hands and hug. as if theyd only truly be able to coexist peacefully with their minds lost#but at least theyre together. at least theyre always together forever :3 even if they don't know anything else#tricule rant
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trick or treaaatt<3
You get this mysterious and slightly unsettling Facebook marketplace listing I screenshotted the other day labeled cryptically as "pets", which shows only a variety of seemingly empty boxes!
Are they invisible pets? Are they small insects? Did the pets they intended to sell in them escape, leaving them to sell only empty boxes? Are they boxes that one leaves out to attract a pet? Are they portals to a secret realm of pets? The world may never know because I am not spending $5 on that! But I guess metaphorically I am stealing one and handing it to you, so you get to find out!
#realistically I think they probably meant to put it in the “pets” category and it's like boxes for pets to live in#which do not come with pets included#but my immediate question was “what kind of pets and where are they?”#and it's much funnier to speculate on it that way#I mean it's the least clear title possible and there's no description#I'm just picturing the seller setting up a pile of tarantulas and ladybugs and all manner of creepy crawlies for a picture#but by the time they get their camera all the boxes are empty#and they're just like. well crap. guess I'll roll with it#idk why this is so amusing to me#I hope it amuses you also#happy Halloween!#inbox trick-or-treating 2023
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Every now and then someone will follow me and in their ridiculously long DNI it will say “Renkaza shippers do not interact” and in that moment I always just. Have so many questions
#honey I am THE renkaza person#idk admittedly I don’t post about them THAT much on here#so ig if you found my tumblr just on tumblr itself it would sort of make sense you don’t know?#but I’m so used to everyone finding me via ao3#you know my. my ao3 that is like… 60% renkaza at this point#I have been informed that I am. apparently. one of the most well known renkaza fic writers out there#long story short. why are you following me lol#like idk its p common for ppl to follow me and then I meet a good chunk of their DNI criteria#I always think it’s amusing and is also proof that the vast majority of DNIs are just postering#and expecting everyone on the internet to be responsible for you rather than you curating your own experience#but this one ESPECIALLY is just. wild to me#kaz rambles
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I have this feeling that I have unofficial beef with my neighbor...
#text#okay so if you wanna know:#this old lady above our apartment didn't like me even before I moved in#when she first met me we had some guys over who uninstalled and took away the old kitchen cause we were getting a new one#and she instantly tried to file some sort of complaint that it was apparently against the house rules to put spacious furniture into the#elevator without some sort of cover because the elevator could get scratches or something but get this#there was nothing in the house rules that said this. my dad even asked the ppl in charge of the house rules and they confirmed that#pretty weird isn't it? well haven't seen each other too often so I had the fortune of not having to put up with her... until 2 days ago#I just did my laundry and wanted to put it up on the communal drying rack in the basement#you also have to know that the neighbors to the right of us smoke weed. A LOT. I don't rly care you do you but they seem to smoke 24/7#So much their entire apartment reeks of weed and they actually open their apartment door for like 1 hour in the evening to air#and of course our entire floor smells. so I get into the elevator and wanted to press the button for the basement floor but I notice it#suddenly goes up. and I'm just like okay fine.... until I run into the weird old lady and we stare at each other awkwardly#and I'm like “well... you need to go up or down...?” and she's like “I need to go down but I don't wanna get into the elevator with you..”#(get ready for what she says next) “... because your laundry smells” and you should have seen my confusion. I was so damn close to saying#“you think I put WEED into my laundry?? are you sure???” but I didn't say anything and just went well okay then not ig#So I go to the basement and put up my laundry a little bewildered but still mostly amused go back up and sleep over it#Well today I returned from college and went down to collect the laundry when I found a little piece of paper hung right next to it that said#“when you leave the washroom turn of the lights” but I swear to god I put out the light I'm 100% sure. And like she also knew I was down#there cause I was in the elevator and like why would someone put in all this effort to print out a piece of paper instead of just turning#the lights off themselves??? Idk maybe I rly did leave the lights on and this is a weird paranoia I'm having#but I can't shake of the feeling that it was her and she's trying to beef with me rly hard. idk old ppl are so weird man...
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Do people really see genderbends as black and white or am I seeing some bad takes today rip
I genderbend characters all the time oop I’m constantly taking characters and saying “you have non-binary energy” and running with that new headcanon
#me staring at all my fav characters: u are now enby#also half the reason I realized I was non-binary was being amused by genderbends and saying ‘man they’re freaking out over nothing’#like my confusion around why they cared so much about changing back or whatever#idk I’ve seen them done well and I’ve seen them done badly#different strokes for different folks and all that#the same water that softens the potato hardens the egg#sometimes u vibe with content and sometimes u don’t#if you don’t that okay it just means that content isn’t for you#me shoving all my enby and gender-fluid headcanons into my purse: I have to go right now
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pacing back and forth in my enclosure at an unsettling speed <- feeling normal about the funny corpse guy again
#ghost town... 2!#dead cells#a Powerful blob. named Robert Homunculus Cells#(idk why it amuses me so much to call them robert btw lmao. a silly little bit of nicholasnaming.)
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yesterday I dropped by an anime store & every single person inside was hispanic. peace and love on planet earth
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confession ive realized im a klopp akgae and get incr annoyed whenever i see lfc fans hyping xabi managerial return to lfc... it's so petty of me but it's not as if i was around watching in the 00s so i have zero attachment to this guy. im like No let's worship our glorious king jurgen klopp forever please let's cancel football after this season ends.... on the other hand, some cope: alonso/arteta? how interested are you in their potential dynamic if xabi goes to liverpool and they are in title races against each other (they are childhood 'friends' i guess, idk if they still were in the merseyside years) i can picture it being somewhat tense and bittersweet but idk
im sorry anon the term klopp akgae is sending me 😭😭 but hey it's okay i was young back then and so didn't watch football in those years either. i'm also of the opinion that the current speculation around the managerial position is pretty annoying, so i understand you, mostly because we don't have that many matchdays with kloppo left and i just think we should savor them all!!! but also because i'm afraid of fans putting all their eggs in one basket only to end up disappointed/angry if xabi doesn't come (as has happened with liverpool in the past...)
but to answer your other question: yes, it's something i've thought about momentarily (when i've allowed myself to explore thoughts of future seasons haha). i think if pep leaves at the end of his contract then arteta's arsenal/xabi's liverpool would be a really interesting top rivalry especially with their history. though i do believe they are still friends and that they keep in touch! here's some quotes from 2016 on their time together on merseyside 😌 apparently they lived in the same building on the same floor but just two doors apart lol
"it's good and a bit strange how football works, [how it] can send you to different routes and suddenly you encounter each other in liverpool, for example" "it's a very intense rivalry but it's quite healthy, it's not hate... it was good because we were neighbors and we were playing against each other, him for everton and i was playing for liverpool"
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