#idk why it amuses me so much

[sigery]

Someone: *asks about Lord Bloodmoon's attachment to Sun*

Lord Bloodmoon: He may look soft but he is a predator on the inside. A bright star that can blind and stun his prey. A golden idol rarely splashed with red as few as worthy of his true rage. What you may call a "Femme fatale"

Sun: *face in his hands, muffled* that's not what a femme fatale is

Lord Bloodmoon: ... a femboy fatale

Sun: No!

[landscaping-your-mind]

Afrikaans Doctor Who (Dokter Vie) be like “Ek wil ne gaan ne”

[nukashine]

he's so fucking goofy

[kantpattanawat]

[ Blow out the candle before it burns our place down. ] Khaotung Thanawat as Bison (The Heart Killers, 2024-2025)

Bonus: happy comic sans polystyrene birthday Bison~

[chronicowboy]

buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3

[petricorah]

😭😭he sit

[sasswonfp]

Dead Bats lmao. woe JUSTICE album redraw be upon you

[charles-leclerc-official]

You talk so much about people calling the sf24 a tractor but you do the same with the rb20 exaggerating the issues etc

I didn't call the RB20 a tractor. My issue is I just don't think the farm tool analogies are funny for a car that's won races. You're free to disagree.

And I stand by my critique of the RB20. I end up having to defend the SF-24 more simply because people love to specifically shit on the Ferrari car the moment it isn't perfect.

[hiis-theme]

somewhere out there is an alternate timeline where toby was correct and people actually did hate spamton. could you imagine that. i have to imagine we wouldn't have gotten the spamton sweepstakes in that case which is crazy to think about given how much lore that gave us-

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Okay Girlies I need you all to answer this one question for me. I haven't played through Karamelle or Novus yet and I've only seen and heard snippets of Dasein so I don't know all that much ahout him. Reblog/tag why y'all want to fuck him- I mean marry him (or just something you really like about him)

[lesbiansanemi]

Every now and then someone will follow me and in their ridiculously long DNI it will say “Renkaza shippers do not interact” and in that moment I always just. Have so many questions

[disorganised-bagel]

been playing way too much slime rancher recently, and am now getting The Urges to make some kind of rtc slime rancher au

[burgerspeople]

i must have missed it the first time i watched mall-mento adventure because moon saying “he’s dope” about beef absolutely SENT me to the cosmos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[blagueofchaos]

trick or treaaatt<3

You get this mysterious and slightly unsettling Facebook marketplace listing I screenshotted the other day labeled cryptically as "pets", which shows only a variety of seemingly empty boxes!

Are they invisible pets? Are they small insects? Did the pets they intended to sell in them escape, leaving them to sell only empty boxes? Are they boxes that one leaves out to attract a pet? Are they portals to a secret realm of pets? The world may never know because I am not spending $5 on that! But I guess metaphorically I am stealing one and handing it to you, so you get to find out!

[doberrrman]

I have this feeling that I have unofficial beef with my neighbor...

[in-tua-deep]

Do people really see genderbends as black and white or am I seeing some bad takes today rip

I genderbend characters all the time oop I’m constantly taking characters and saying “you have non-binary energy” and running with that new headcanon