I'd gotten a bit too perfectionistic with my main blog (alfhildr-the-word-weaver), and I decided to make a side blog that could be an utterly disorganized chaos pile. My current main obsession is the Vampire Diaries, most recently preceded by bandom, but I'm prone to change obsessions quickly and this blog doesn't stick to a single theme. Also, the title is a French pun. My header and icon are my own edits. She/her, 28.
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blue jacaranda blossom in 昆明kunming, yunnan province of china
#oooooooooooo#absolutely gorgeous#wow#I'd love to see that in person#I want purple flower trees... I doubt these would grow in Minnesota though#but beautiful pictures :)
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#first I wanna say it's hilarious that this post is marked as “potentially mature”#tumblr thinks Parker is having a torrid affair with Sue the T-Rex XD#secondly. Parker is so me#I would 10‚000% lick Sue if given the chance#unfortunately I am not a master theif and I do not want to get banned from the Field Museum#but if they had a “come lick a dinosaur” day event I would so be there. rofl#the delight in her eyes is so pure#I love Parker <3
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#oooooh I was thinking it didn't look especially huge but then there's not much for scale#very cool!!
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golly, tumblr sure is loading with a speed and consistency that implies health and vigor
#oh are people in general having issues?#my beloved google pixel 3 has been actively trying to make itself as completely nonfunctional as possible for months#including slowing down all available applications#so I have no idea when sites are having problems on account of my phone being the problem 99% of the time lol#I am going down with all of my ships apparently‚ my phone and this website both#malfunctioning software in malfunctioning hardware (to the tune of “hand in unlovable hand”)#what can I say I'm a luddite and a lover of slowly perishing outmoded technology. it's my passion#long may our terrible technology endure <3
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Let’s say you bought a really cool cat bed. It’s part bed and part tunnel. Now let’s say, hypothetically, that you had a little man who didn’t want to take his medicine
#lol XD#such an expressive little face!#I am suspecting this may not be hypothetical at all. lol ;)#he's so cute though :)
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I have the lock on for my roomba so the cats can’t start it by stepping on the button on top of it. But unfortunately Bug has discovered that if she pushes it off the base it gets confused and drives to the middle of the living room and then tries to go back to the base. Except it can’t get there bc she’s standing in the way. She does this every single day, sometimes multiple times a day
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For Once Upon a Time, how long did it take you to learn the sword fighting?
#oh for real?#I did not know that!#he seems like a very cool dude :)#and a fantastic Rumpel of course :)#v nice gifset
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#today 🎉#well I was working on them last night but I finished at like 3am and then mailed them out today#yes I do paper taxes in the mail. I am a 28 year old old woman#genuinely shocked by how many people did them earlier tbh. what do you mean there are people on this webbed site#with enough executive function to finish their taxes weeks or months before the deadline?#is this not tumblr?#lol#anyways congrats to all of us for finishing taxes#and congrats to everybody else for either having a sensible country where you don't have to do that#or for otherwise not having to calculate taxes
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bro you're seizing the day too much you're gonna give yourself carpal diem
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I got 60 out of 1000 😂
#125!#I was maybe a bit generous at times with books I'd read partially but not completely#but I counted them as long as I had a sufficient idea of the plot in mind#meanwhile some of the children's books I have only a very foggy hint of a memory of#but as long as I was fairly sure my parents read them to me at one point I counted them#however I did not let myself count things I'd only seen the movie or the show of. as much as I wanted to#but I did count Shakespeare plays I've only seen because that's how Shakespeare is meant to be experienced anyways#but yeah I probably couldn't pass a test on all 125 necessarily. but hopefully a solid majority of them I know well enough still
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Zelenogorsk is sand bathing
#Zelengorsk is sandbathing!!#actually I follow his youtube channel (some may say that the youtube channel is not run by the Pallas Cats but rather a zoo#but this is obviously false‚ the cats run the channel)#I love you Zelengorsk <3#I would love to pet that fluffy belly but I know I'd never get my hand back haha#actually I think it's maybe not a zoo so much as a sanctuary? I'm not positive#in any case.. adorable :)#and I love his name‚ it's so fun to say!#I mean I'm not positive I'm saying it right but just the letters feel very good together
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train de marchandises, rue de la commune, montréal
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I wish you all a happy Neil banging out the tunes day
#ah shoot! I was so busy with finishing the play and being sick that I missed Neil Tunes Day!#a happy belated Neil Tunes Day to all!
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