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I’m not sure if this goes against any rules so feel free to delete this but would you write about Sebastian with a monster reader? Something like the void mass things that are in lockers maybe. Like the reader escapes the blacksite and hides under his desk without him realizing it and he only notices when he goes behind it. I mean if nobody is around to see him fuck a bunch of sentient tentacles did it really happen?
I love this so much!! I really love the thought of Sebastian ending up with another experiment idk why it’s honestly leaves so many options!
I really hope you liked this I thing I got lost in the prompt and it turned out not the way I wanted (and way longer!) but i hope it’s good!
If it wasn’t what you intended please do send in another request with what you had in mind!
Sebastian
(Tentacle/Monster! Reader)
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Cw:tentacle monster, size difference, no communication on readers behave though I didn’t specify really if they could talk
It was boring, like usual, the people he was able to trade with today were annoying and took longer than he cared for. He was leaning on the wall going over the new data he’d obtained, he’d lost track of time by the time he heard a thud from his desk. He looked over wondering what he knocked over.
Sebastian looks around the desk to see nothing out of place, with a sigh he circles his desk, but notices as he coils around his desk, a small mass scurried under his desk. He’s armed so…it’s not like he’s in a lot of danger, he’s also fast, strong and good in a panic. It’s probably just a rat.
Without a second thought he flips his desk, and sees…you.
You cower, basically surrounded by Sebastian, to say he was surprised was an understatement, you weren’t like the other creatures he was familiar with here. He had no data on you…were you a well hidden experiment, or maybe one they’d hoped to keep hidden?
While he’s observing you, he notices the tentacles on you, your small from seemed to be able to expand or shrink at will, Sebastian snapped out of his confusion at the odd squeaking sound you make. Whatever you are, it’s clear you’re like him your original species is a past tense.
“So…little thing, you’ve been here…for a while haven’t you? Look…” He paused and sighed. “You startled me I’m not a threat, ok? Can you talk?” He asked, leaning down to try to look in your eyes, you reach out a bit and he offers a hand to you curiously.
You take the hand and gently pull yourself up a bit, there’s a distinct size difference between you two even in the ‘evened’ state, he gently holds the tentacles you offered him, it’s…kinda soft and…warm? Your touch is gentle, he can’t really imagine you’re dangerous. Hell, he can’t even see a mouth in you.
A part of him enjoys your touch a bit too much, he can’t help how his mind drifts as he realizes your tentacles are self lubricating, likely to help you move around and avoid things getting stuck on you, but that doesn’t stop the quick ‘what if’s in his mind.
With another shake of his head he decides to lift you up. He’ll clean up later. He held you up to his chest and gently pets you. “Good…creature.”
You didn’t seem to care about the compliment, you didn’t even react. You watched him, your glowing eyes a contrast to the void like body of yours, no light reflected off your body but your eyes would give you away…maybe you were a sub species of void mass? Or perhaps the prototype to them?
Sebastian was tempted to get rid if you, but it clicked in his head some companion ship would be better…and maybe he just kinda thought you’re a neat little thing.
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As a few weeks pass you’d gotten more comfortable with Sebastian and had fallen asleep on him, though you scurry into your little hiding spots when people come by, no one ever catching glimpse of you. He still didn’t know much about you…but he’d learned a little, you’re a fast learner, and act on your own will.
He’s already managed to piss you off a few times. Since you can’t give him the silent treatment, you storm out of the room and climb somewhere he’s too big to get to. Then you stay there until he apologies or offers treats.
Sebastian was willing to kill any expendable who witnesses him begging the ‘domestic’ tentacle creature to come back.
Then there were times like today, while you both had nothing to do, and were both laying down and just…resting since it was slow, not much to do.
Sebastian had been bored. Deciding he needed something to do he gently grabbed you, with a grin he decided to try a new trick with you.
“Little friend…wanna do me a huge favor?” He asked you, a light grin in his face, he gently picked you up, grinning more as you seemingly try to nod.
“I’m dealing with some…’aching’ down here…”
He gestures to his lower body, though your eyes quickly catch the twitching tentacle like appendages emerging from his pelvis area. Despite his unorthodox approach to the subject, you were surprisingly willing, reaching out to grab his cocks, though he held you just out of range for a few moments.
Sebastian watched you squirm in his grip and held back his laugh, with a sigh he lets you slip down and grope his cocks, it might feel good. He wasn’t sure how…ethical it was to let you practically jerk him off.
Before he could think more, you grabbed onto his cocks, he had expected it to feel good to finally be touched after so long but…you grabbed his cocks like you were going to strangle them, making him squeak in protest.
“W-wait let go! You’re gonna bruise em!” Sebastian protest, wiggling to free his arousals from your tight grip. “Not so rough…they are delicate.”
You seemed confused and grabbed only the smaller cock this time, lightly squeezing it as you pull yourself up, Sebastian groans as you just…squeeze him. “Hmph…you have to rub it, here…”
He gently moves one of your tentacles gently up and down on his cock. Sebastian moaned, after a few strokes and dropped his hand, letting his head fall back as you stroke him on your own. “Yess…like that…”
He lets out a low groan, nudging his other cock towards you he waits hoping you’ll take the hint. You could practically see the relief in his eyes as you grab his larger cock, you squeeze his cocks, slowly rubbing them up a down.
He bucks his hips every few strokes, to his amusement you tighten your grip on him when he does so, almost like you’re trying to ride a bull. With a low groan Sebastian tenses.
“Faster…I’m not getting anywhere…” He complained. You let out a huff and release his cocks, before he could complain, he felt one of your tentacles press into his slit. A loud whine escapes the male in response.
When he bucks his hips again, you quickly grab his cocks to secure yourself, feeling you squeeze his cocks mixed with a few of your tentacles inside him had him whimpering in pleasure.
Your tentacles squirm inside him, he’s sure you don’t know the full effect of what you’re doing to him, but he isn’t complaining, the way you’re filling him feels so good…
And once he gets you to stroke him again he knows he won’t last long, getting a little impatient for you to stroke, he tries to guide your tentacles up and down his cocks, you catch on that he wants both.
You give a little more effort to help his ‘ache’. Your tentacles stroke him languidly, though you’re not too confident of your movements yet, it’s enough for Sebastian to hit his peak, panting he didn’t even try to warn you, not wanting to deter you.
Sebastian loudly moans as he cums under you, his cocks bobbing eagerly as he releases thick ropes of cum, he couldn’t help his trembling, it felt so good to get release, he couldn’t remember the last time he’d even been touched intimately…
His pleasure is short lived as soon after his release, overstimulation kicks in, though you’re not stopping, in fact it feels like you’re going faster.
Part of him doesn’t want you to stop you, but his cocks ache from how fast your rubbing them, your squeezing definitely isn’t helping either, looking down he whimpers watching you squeeze his cock bases then with more pressure as you stroke up his cock.
It looked like you were trying to squeeze the cum out of him!
Sebastian squeaked as your testicles accidentally pinch his now overstimulated tip. But…at least that got you to pause your sweet torture. “I-I’m good…the a-ache is gone…”
Sebastian whines out, watching you still cradle his limp cocks, holding them with just enough pressure they can’t retreat. The way you stare at him has him worried you might not stop, he’s not sure he can pull you away without some…discomfort from where you’re holding him.
Sebastian sighed in relief when you pulled your tentacles out of him and laid on his stomach, his cocks quickly took the chance to escape, retreating back inside his slit
Though you were…a little rough, Sebastian imagined with a little practice with his…’modified’ body, you’d be able to easily ‘help’ him plenty in the future, he felt one of his cocks twitch as the thought lingers.
He could take a few harsh squeezes from you if it ment he got to release his load like that, and it wouldn’t be too hard to help you get better techniques with pleasuring him, maybe next time-
Sebastian flushed as he watched your sleeping firm, he felt a little embarrassed that here he was, an experiment like you, yet, his brain can only think of all the ways you could ruin him, he grunted as he felt another twitch in his slit.
He swallowed and tried to calm, he…might have to find things to offer to you for this, an incentive would definitely encourage you, and he’d feel less awkward…about asking for pleasure…
He blushed as one of his cock was poking out behind you. With a sigh he wraps his tail around it, lightly rubbing it to avoid moving too much and waking you.
One thing was certain, he’s definitely trying more of this with you when you wake…even when he was human, he’d never felt like that before. He was keeping you, fuck it. Whether he gets out of this facility or not, he’s keeping you.
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#nsft#sebastian x y/n#sebastian x mc#sub sebastian#sebastian solace#pressure sebastian#pressure#sebastian x reader#monster reader
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Cult leader Suguru, who returns from a mission all distressed and perpetually annoyed. Who exhales a silent, yet, prolong weighted sigh of fueling annoyance. The thought of engaging with more useless monkeys, infuriating every waking atom within him.
Cult leader Suguru, who hums to the sound of his name being properly called by the sound of his loyal assistant, Manami (idk what she is to him we're just making this up as we go ok lmao). Hardly turns his rigid, firm body to her voice. Nods and hardly carefully listens to a word she had to say.
Cult leader Suguru, who feels every bone in his body jump to the sound of your name strolling off the tip of her tongue. The gentle mention of you immediately recoiling all through his mind and body. He only continues to nod to her words, allowing the vivid memories of your radiant face cloud his rambled mind.
Cult leader Suguru, who simply, politely smiles at the pink haired women babbling on about the captive of you. Holding out the left palm of his wide hand, his head nudging in her direction, closed eyes slowly peeling open to peer intently at the women ever so dimly. A twisted smile simply stains his flawless skin, ordering the women to consort you to his personal quarters.
"But, Geto-sama...she hasn't been very cooperative since her arrival, she is a very stubborn and arrogant woman...are you sure you want her too—" Manami speaks with such a slight concerned tone, her eyes never leaving the back of Suguru's head.
"Manami-san, I only ask of you not to speak of her in that manner once...there will not be a second time" his voice darkens, lidded eyes hardly leers immensely at the now bowing pink haired female, noting the tensity of her body stifle abruptly. Good, know your place.
He faces forward once more, exhaling another prolong, wry sigh as that same wicked smile curls back onto supple of his skin. Shuffling both of his arms into the languid sleeves of his kimono.
"As for her...there is no need to worry about her...she's no threat, her stronghold will only hold out for so long...besides..."
"There's no one else in this tainted world who knows her better then myself...so dealing with her will be no challenge for me...manipulating and pressuring her won't be necessary, especially when I know her true feelings..."
And with carrying such a conniving and malice grin that wielded his heinous intentions, Suguru made sure that every part of his plan to keep you captive in his estate to lure out Satoru, went as perfectly as he strategically plotted.
That was — until he found himself imminently, inevitably falling for you once again.
#corrupting cult leader suguruuuu.....(๑♡⌓♡๑)#idk was just honestly bored and thought of this#the idea of him slowly corrupting reader (you) into his cult...just so he can be close to you again just like how you two use to be...!#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru#jjk
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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JANE DOE ❖ undercover r&b
The big bad daddy who cussed you out every day is gone and yet you still miss him. What are you, a bunch of daddy's boys?
#zzz#zenless zone zero#zzzero#jane#jane doe#zzzedit#m:gifs#m:*#zzz spoilers#zzzero spoilers#zenless zone zero spoilers#1.1 spoilers#incoming complaining/thoughts about the quest ->#i think i only enjoyed this quest bc i like jane lol#otherwise it just felt like an insanely long character trial#most of it was just her running around talking to herself lmao#i wish the 'reveal' that she was an undercover cop came more as a twist it was revealed soooo early#i get that youre playing her for like the entirety of it but still. do some more stuff from seth's perspective or smth idk#and honestly the whole undercover cop thing was. eh jaskldfl too much copganda esp with seth's whole 'i hate dishonesty!!!!!!!' shtick#would have preferred if she was more of a morally ambiguous independent party who happens to have aligning goals situation#its boring when you know she's on “our side” for 99% of it. absolutely 0 stakes#i do love jane's gameplay though so i didn't mind all the battle sequences jakdljaf
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which character/s in colorquest is currently getting a redesign?
Gary is still getting tweaked here and there, it's a slow and on-going process.
While I don't plan on changing much else about him, recently I've decided to give Chickenstab's host a tail. (See: my latest doodle page from a handful of days ago)
I've been debating changing Hannah's initial outfit lately as well. She's from a part of Stolla that is much warmer year-round, but having moved much higher up, starting the story in mid-late October, it's rather chilly for her to be wearing thin shorts, flip-flops and a tank top. But, I've not thought too much into exactly what this new outfit would be, and I'd still hold on to this outfit for a different, warmer part of the story because I love it too much to ever fully part ways with it.
I've been fiddling with April's bangs lately too. I don't have a picture on hand at the moment but I'll try to tack it onto this post later when I do, but I've always been a little iffy about her bangs. Especially with Elliot's being similar, I feel like the bang style fits his hair more than it fits April.
Nobody has gotten a huge overhaul design change yet, but I definitely feel something bubbling within me to give a huge makeover to a character or two. I just have to figure out if there's a design I'm not happy with that I've just been suppressing. Because I tend to do that from time to time lol.
#brambleramble#trying to reflect on my thoughts right now in the tags#*is* there someones design ive never been huge about but just pushed on with anyway?#maggies host has always been kind of boring for me to draw i guess. i feel like i gotta push myself to draw it#but in some aspects its still cute#so idk. bluh!!!#much to think about#honestly im also open to input on character designs if anybody ever has suggestions#gentle input. i am not in the head space for harsh critiques on their designs atm SBFHFBSBS#honestly i wanna get in touch with the person who drew samantha in a striped sweater#because id like to try drawing that out myself because im sort of in love with it.#but I don't want to do anything without talking to them first about it
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rewatching gravityfalls since its the topic du jour and running into the exact same hurdle i did when it was airing which is simply aggressively not caring about ford and his associated stuff
#or bill while we're at it. was very underwhelmed by dreamscaperers this go around im afraid#generally honestly its held up much better than i was expecting it to#but unfortunately the more longterm dramatic plot stuff has just been uninteresting to me#which is odd because that was NOT the case when it was airing#i like the idea of a lot of it but in execution i find all the fun adventure stuff with dipper and mabel much more engaging#i like stan and i like the idea of him having something shady going on and its not like im immune to morally dubious old guy#but. idk...i like gideon as a villain much more than bill#i like mabel. god mabel is so good. i love mabel and stan's dynamic#im trying to figure out if im cool on ford now but honestly the thought of even watching past tale of two stans#is difficult to get to because the idea of watching more episodes about ford and also dipper who is great but somewhat tiresome#is making me feel so bored. bit troublesome? not sure what exactly is getting to me i just dont wanna lol
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what does it say about sasuke or kishimoto as an author that the image of sasuke being lovey-dovey with sakura or even karin is so contradictory to his character... yet the image of him and naruto being exactly that is somehow the most natural conclusion for these two...
#idk man i just think it's funny that#even casual audience might have a hard time thinking of sasuke as the boring straight man#because he really isn't#everything about him in boruto feels distant yet the only time i thought#'ah that's the sasuke i know!'#is when he's in a battle together with naruto#so... really what's the message kishimoto is giving here#because it feels like he is saying 'some people are not made for marriage but i don't have enough fucks to give about these two'#honestly i just feel bad for sakura she really don't deserve to have this kind of... distant relationship with her husband#they really should get a divorce i think it'll make both of them and even sarada happier#tmi tag
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#you know what sucks?#not being happy with ur own art#like it genuinely sucks#I could pour hours into something and then absolutely fucking hate it the moment I post it#like I’ll lay in bed just staring at something I made#looking at all the flaws#something I think is great now is something I’ll probably hate in the future#I honestly just think my art is boring#that’s probably it#for months I’ve struggled to draw maybe bc of all the stress I’m going through irl#but idk#I’m not feeling too good about my art tonight sorry#with that being said though I am pretty pleased with my recent post#but everything else I’ve drawn just… idk.#kaitaiga’s thoughts
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#incurable yap disease#i wonder if theres a medicine that makes people shut up bc surely i need it. i just feel bad for talking a lot idk but ig i just wanna#i wanna eat/drink something but i dont know what#maybe i want an ice cream#popsicle stick#if i go to 711 i will probably buy alcohol lol#i had bamboo soup and baozi for lunch today#wasnt that much but im not hungry rn#bored#im currently reading ‘the myth of sisyphus’ by camus#its pretty dense for me i gotta say. although a lot of it so far does resonate very much#i also cant help but compare many points to some basic buddhist#concepts. For example suffering being an inescapable fact of the indifferent universe and the ‘weariness’ or ความเบื่อหน่าย that arises#in rare moments of clarity#philosophy is kind of a lot to get into but i drive myself crazy by thinking so much anyway may as well give my brain actual substance yk#honestly it just feels like my thoughts are sludge these days#horrible mixture of unidentifiable shapes and liquids#ie egotistical angstlord nonsense and brainrot internet memes#there is nothing worthwhile or interesting in my head so i am not a worthwhile or interesting person when u really get down to it#i read a quote recently somewhere; how u spend ur day is how u spend u life#theres gotta be something more than this state of non-oblivion#if i die right now#well no thanks to me but ive had a pretty good life. so i wouldn’t say it was all wasted#but i just dream of something more. existence at another level#something more purposeful#man i got a stomachache maybe i am hungry#watch me say all this then change nothing
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shauna being like jackie I really need you right now and then sobbing hysterically is literally me every week watching this friggin show.
#🐇#yellowjackets#the amount of homophobia this week.....far too much#where the fuck is kristen/crystal lmfao who has her#I also was totally shitting on all the therapy but then shauna's stuff was like a punch to the face so thank you lottie!!!#idk how many episodes are left but like....do you think that misty will confess to destroying the black box and then because lottie is#getting her visions again and things kinda seem like they're going towards a cannibal ritual direction that they'll hunt her to possibly#appease the antler queen/save van/fix the adam issue??#I'm getting the vibes heavily someone won't survive the main plot line and I think the van thing is too obvious#and the reddit thinks it's nat but they're literally never right about anything they said no one would actually care about the flight#recorder like tell that to dead kristen/crystal why the fuck would no one care about that?????#also so so amazed that it took this long for someone to get the shit beat out of them lmfao I thought that would've happened in the first#season and also I would've thought it would have been mari if I'm totally honest. like we're all thinking it#I'm also like really wondering if walter really is a cop or something or a PI tai hired or something idk there's something there#and like honestly I'm so bored of the two tai thing and the eyeless man like just explain it already I'm tired of waiting#I will say though so so funny the girls talking about how misty is insane and also hoping they can eat kristen/crystal
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#thinkinn abt changing my name#i have thought about it for 3yrs#but honestly.... last year i got so sidetracked and everything in my life fell away#its just that i dont fkn care abt anything#but being in love and filling my life with that#was what happened bc it is what i need and want lol#but now im like ok... back into the empty hollow of my so called life#my id card expires in mid november#so i have to send the application for name change now if i wanna do it#the thing is...#im attached to this name in english#it is nice sounding in english yeah. but in swedish is sounds like absolute garbage#i like the other name i've thought abt changing to foryears. it was what my mom was originally gonna call me#it soyunds better in swedish too#but tbh im also attached to it bc...#idk... feeling like her (that name) with him felt right and sounded right#and i loved that name in his mouth and him calling me that and it was nice and i couldve lived in that forever#but now thats gone#and tbh i cannot stay there all alone while he is gone and had left and is w someone else#i cant like not change my name simply bc it is painful that i will never hear him call me my new name#and i really did feelcomfortable inthat name and being her with him#but im never even gonna hear his voice again#am i just gonna listen to his old voice messages and cry and enjoy him calling me my name#while he has left and is in lobve with someone else#and is calling her HER name. no. i cant#i wanna cry just thinking abt that. i dont wanna let him or us go#but he made that choice for me and i cannot do anything abt it#no matter how fkn bad it hurts. how much i dont want to#im gonna have to move on and live my boring empty ass life without him lol#so yeah.. i should change my name
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i madeeee sillay new characters and i love them
#my post#will post drawings tomorrow. tired.#BUT!! there are superheroes and this sillay. honestly very minor criminal. villain of the week type guy. but she never gets caught so she#just keeps coming back to cause problems. her name is bonnie and shes a shapeshifter and i love her. but anyways one day shes fighting thes#guys and falls off a bridge. now this is not actually an issue for her bcus she can simply Have Wings if she wants to. but she chooses to#use this to fake her death bcus shes tired of these guys and wants to try to take them down from the inside.#so she returns under the name lyra and becomes like a sidekick to them. only she is absolutely shocked to discover that the one hero- real#name oslo- has been MOURNING HER??? apparently they feel terrible for causing her 'death' and never truly hated her and are wracked with#guilt about it???? bonnie does not know how to feel about this it is incredibly weird actually.#the other hero is named merrick and she does not give a shit she thought bonnie was annoying as hell. unfortunately for her 'lyra' also#just so happens to enjoy annoying her to hell and back. yay.#also oslo n merrick have day jobs as office workers for a Large and Productive cheesecake corporation.#i couldnt think of what to make their company do so i made it very serious paperwork about cheesecakes#i think lyra would be like. idk. janitor. or delivery person.#OH DID I MENTION THEYRE ALL ANIMALS. i wanted to draw animals is the reason why#oh oh oh the NAMES the NAMES#so weve got bonnie goose the mongoose. bonnie bcus i wanted to base it on mongoose> mon goose> monnie goose> bonnie goose#lyra reeves the . dog of unspecified breed so far. maybe scottish terrier or schnauzer. i like their rectangular heads. shes a dog bcus i#thought itd be funny to take a Loyal animal and make her betray them lol. also lyra is a constellation of a lyre > rhymes with liar.#and reeves is from lyre > orpheus > reeve c.arney lol#merrick wolfe the maned wolf :3 i dont have anything deeper on this one its just m and then wolf. however her superhero name is red fox#which i think is funny. she has fire powers.#and oslo stone :] large bear. idk what kind ill probably be boring and just make em a brown bear. in my heart shes a black bear but brown#is easier to color. um um erm oslo bcus it is one letter off from oso which is bear in spanish. stone bcus i liked how it sounded also her#superhero name is boulder and she has superstrength lol#thats all of em so far :3 its so fun and sillay and i love themmmm#i love drawing merrick the most
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illadvisedly been reading LU fic again and boy has the fic scene only gotten weirder about the leader thing
#the core conceit is that these are all singularly competent and accomplished heroes#awkwardly forced to work together and collaborate#the whole idea that time is ~ obviously the leader ~ is such boring nonsense#like Yeah i can see why it would shake out that way in the comic but in these fics people straight up take it as far as time outright orderi#ordering people around and being honestly mean. and it’s written off as ‘well obviously they’d all listen to him’#and like. okay for 1) with the exclusion of four all of these guys did their adventures independently. ft. fun sidekicks sure but they are#incredibly skilled individual fighters and experienced travelers#2) uh. nothing about time other than him arbitrarily being the oldest (bc jojo thought it would be more interesting - he never appears at#this age in canon) would make him an inherently better leader. he isn’t even the most experienced out of any of them#NOTORIOUSLY the hero of time is one of the youngest and wrapped up his heroism by the age of 12#if anything either warriors or four would be the best to formally lead (literal military captain and Guy Who’s Whole Adventure Was About#Teamwork). and 3) i don’t even really care about any of 2 i just think they don’t NEED a single leader like this much less that they would#pick one. they’re all stubborn little shits. they’ve got there little cliches and generally all like each other but fundamentally links are#just. not the type to fall in line in a hierarchy.#the best take on the leader problem in fic is usually ‘yeah whoever’s world this is is in charge to get us somewhere safe 👍’ and like#group consensus. i Get the level of respect time gets as ‘leader’ in the comic but fic wayyyyy over extends it (as a result of the scope#being bonkers bigger) but sincerely i think it’s incredibly stupid and ooc to write them as falling in line behind a Single Guy regardless#of which guy it is. and let’s be real it’s only time bc ocarina of time is the single most influential zelda game#idk. jay’s LUposting while halfway through an assignment again 👍#text✨#admittedly yes you do need someone to make Final Decisions on things. that is not the way most fics write time though#(to his and EVERYONE ELSE’S detriment. stop making people boring. let them fight about what they’re going to do more. time would be waymore)#interesting if people actually address the whole ‘he’s the oldest so he’s in charge’ thing as it really is: everyone mistaking him for Super#Skilled And Talented when he’s spent the 30 years since he killed ganon farming in the middle of nowhere. and he’s just like haha yeah sure!#i definitely know how to coordinate 9 fighters with distinct fighting styles ! i can do that! <- guy who sends his wife on market trips bc#he grew up in a forest of like 5 total children and still thinks normal human adults are weird
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I'm gonna give Brian a lil garden in my fic. Btw. If you even care.
#you briefly meet him in chapter three#but i wanted you to hang out with him in chapter six#and i was thinking. where could you hang out. cause just sitting in his room the whole day would be boring#and i wanna give him some cute hobby bc i love him#so#he has a lil flower garden on the ship#also spoilers i guess but he tells you that hes not just a robot like you thought#but a human that got mechanized#so now you know that it is possible to get completely rebuilt#something you wrre wondering about after tim asked if youd like to stay#and i think that will be the chapter where you make a decision. to stay#which means! after that will be the chaoter that i already started writing a while ago where you are mechanized#and qfter that a lil epilogue that i wont say anything about#so i have only three chaoters left to write!!!!#at that pace i think i may be done by the end of this week. or the next one#honestly idk#im writing a lot but you know i have other things to do too#still i am very close to the end#excited to share#bee buzz
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hearrrrr me out. among us x lethal company crossover
#raccoon's thoughts#fucking shitpost but hEAR ME OUT OKAY#both are: set in space. involve spacesuits. uhhhh idk honestly i think thats it#but like- lethal company crew unintentionally having an alien being get into their ship via the supply runs#which turns to the among us plot in which they frantically try to get it OUT#im just saying okay. crack and angst and maybe some fluff bc this crew is gonna be TRAUMATIZED by the end of it.#guys idk im just fucking bored#anyways#i might. i might make this#maybe.
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Hey.
#i feel like im so desperate for attention its kinda disgusting#but at the same time like. no??????? 💀#i literally dont do anything isnt it a basic human need to want attention (or something like that i guess 😒)#but no i guess i hate myself soooo much i cant even want to speak to ppl#idk. im weird. i feel weird.#im literally such a loner and kts evident with my interactions. i probably look like a clown. I'll never do this right i swear#i cant even be called a friend. i dont even talk to my irl friends! im just so boring. theres nothing interesting about me.#im a 'nice' person thats it. i dont really like anything#i dont hate anything too badly. im a people pleaser. im disgusting. tbats ot#thats literally it.#i really should've just stopped trying ages ago. but im not good at that#im sorry for not giving up.#honestly im so selfish thinking things like these. my thoughts are so swlf centered. sigh. i wish i could think about things other than.#yknow. my feelings?#oh boy time to hate myself again#oh. i need to stop this. I'm gonna cringe over this in the not so fistant future. im so embarrassing.#expresso the depresso
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