I either have food poisoning or a stomach bug and fuck it hurts
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thinking about the bg3 couples and lifespans 🙃
greta and halsin get a couple of centuries together, and given he’s already 350+, they probably grow old together. she goes first still though, and he follows soon after.
isadora and astarion …. avoid the topic for too long until it starts to slap them in the faces. if they manage to find a way for him to walk in the sun, then i think he’d be open to turning her (and for her to be his equal, not a spawn). isa is both thrilled and mortified by the prospect.
olympia is of course sad about the prospect of gale dying many centuries before her, but she prefers to live in the moment. being a powerful wizard, he can probably extend his lifespan a century or two, and the fact that he wants to live so badly is almost as wondrous as being able to stay with her, if only for a little while.
cress and shadowheart would have similar lifespans, ignoring the fact that cress was made not born. they go through enough in the game / early post game that i am giving them this one piece of happiness lol.
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I know the popular theory is that Caine’s line about struggling to keep track of who’s real and who’s an NPC is foreshadowing that one of the cast is secretly an NPC
But consider the alternative
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FYI every purchase of any of The Adventure Zone music on Griffin McElroy's Bandcamp will be entirely donated to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund for the rest of 2023. His music is set at 'name your price', and the McElroys are also going to match the donations.
If you've listened to even a bit of any TAZ campaign, you surely know what a fantastic musician Griffin is, and there is no better time to purchase his music than now.
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I come bearing art of my favorite guys
I've never posted here before so if the formatting or quality is scuffed oh well
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sometimes katsuki gets really dramatic (but let’s be fr when isn’t he) and acts like you ghosted him when you don’t respond to his texts in thirty minutes. not in a creepy way, just in a dramatic, needy way.
he’s not worried or anything, he checks his phone every few minutes to see if any texts from you have come in. it’s a force of habit, because you usually respond pretty quickly but after a while it gets a little weird. and then he sends you a text and another one and unconsciously he starts spamming you a bit. again, not in a creepy way. just an annoying needy whiny dramatic baby, way.
“what’s up, bakubro ? you keep checking your phone.” katsuki doesn’t look at kirishima, eyes glued to his phone when he just grunts out an “‘m fine.”
and then kaminari just has to open his big mouth. his voice playful as he speaks “uh oh, trouble in paradiseee~?” katsuki scoffs, telling the blonde to fuck off.
and he isn’t worried..not at all. until he thinks about it and maybe there was trouble in paradise ?? were you maybe ignoring him ? what’d he do ?
you look up from your notebook at the sound of your phone vibrating. oh, it’s katsuki ! you smile just seeing his contact pop up.
“hi, katsu !”
silence, no response. you try again.
“…hello ?”
you hear a scoff from the other end, and some shuffling before your boyfriend graces you with an answer. “look at your phone, you idiot.”
“hello, katsu.” you snort. “yeah, yeah. hi.” you can practically hear the roll of his eyes through the phone, you giggle and your boyfriend huffs through the speaker.
it’s then that you see the wall of texts from him “oh, did you text me ? my bad i was studying.”
there’s a faint sigh of relief “‘s fine.”
“were you worried ?” you tease.
“fuck no. just—“ a sudden pause then katsuki grumbles “answer my texts next time, moron. bye. don’t overdo it while studying or i’ll kill you.”
“meanie !” you giggle, and when he hangs up you send him a text.
we can study together next time, just so you don’t flip out again 💗😚
katsuki scoffs a mean laugh, then sends you a middle finger.
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Hana visits the ones she couldn't save
(The words say “the grave of Song Min-joon Number 1 StarCraft player” It’s a reference to Hana’s really obscure overwatch 1 voice line where she says she just can’t beat her dad at StarCraft)
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