#idk im TIRED

[aardvaark]

i wanna know what was going on at IYS back in pre-leverage days when nate was working there, because the 2 employees we get to know are james "hid in a trunk for five days" sterling and nathan "became a robin hood-esque mastermind thief" ford. is this just their standard employee - does the job ad ask for people who enjoy hijinks and have "become a trickster god" in their five year plan? or were all nate and sterling’s coworkers watching them in utter confusion? like HR is getting complaints about them, starting discussions with "look we have a problem with your whole homoerotic rivalry thing but it’s NOT because of the homoerotic part, okay? we decorate for pride month. and i don’t care about the ‘allusion to the high noon standoff trope of cowboy/western movies’, you can’t just be blocking off the hallways to have a dramatic conversation. you stacked chairs in front of the emergency exit door to keep the corridor clear. that’s a fire safety hazard."

[sweeneydino]

Run bro

[dykesevika]

I get so annoyed when someone says Sevika was cheating in the fight scenes against vi because of her mechanical arm. like . tf do u want her to do??? take it off????

Men DNI

[arcas-xviii]

I see all of these spider-man/batman crossovers and like...

Just... just hear me out.

Like, what if bruce sees peter out fighting crime n all that jazz and goes 'yup mine now' and keeps trying to adopt him, but Peter's like completely avoiding him bc all his father figures always die

And now they're just... stuck. In this cycle of bruce chasing after peter across rooftops with adoption papers in one hand and a snack bar in the other because 'he has an enhanced metabolism Dick! All that running needs nutrients!'

Imagine being a random gothamite and you see two vigilantes sprinting full pelt down the road, one yelling about 'please stop trying to adopt me'

Even better, imagine bruce's _kids_

Dick: B, come on, the kid obviously just doesn't want to be adopted. Maybe he has parents

Bruce: :(

Jason, causing shit again bc its funny: nah he's def an orphan. He told me when we went for chili dogs the other day

B: :((((((((

Dick: well then maybe it's something else. I mean, you can be kind of intimidating...

B: is he scared of me? Should I change the batsuit? Is that it?

(Cue bruce wearing various different bat-themed outfits to get peter to talk to him. Steph holds the photos she has of him wearing a fluffy bat onesie as blackmail. He still stands by that one - it had attached wings and everything)

[godly-mistake]

percy and annabeth can never do zoo dates bc the peacocks that they let wander around WILL pick a fight with annabeth

[princesssmars]

give her a gold chain and im putting a ring on her finger

[scelister]

SILENCE RAGHH, for lonetrail but pretend someone just woke up, saw her working unbeknownst that she pulled an allnighter and asked her for a favor,, this would be her response fr (idk, just a small headcanon of sumn

But yep!! Just a doodle i did, well it was until i rendered it HAHAH

[multi-fandom-imagine]

It is 4:20....I can not sleep...so here is my dumb thoughts.

I fully believe that Husk and Lucifer would be the best men that give Oral.

Like you can't convince me either of them would be horrible at that.

Husk used to play a saxophone and need I say more about Lucifer ✌️👅

[pisspope]

anyway do u think zeke ever woke up at age 18 in a cold sweat having dreamed about walking into his home and seeing his wife and son dead on the floor of the nursery? do u think when he looked in the mirror in the dream expecting his own face, he saw ksaver's and realized it was not a dream but a memory? do u think when he saw eren at shiganshina and thought of the father that doomed them both, he remembered bloodstained hands that both were and weren't his own, holding the corpse of a child that both was and wasn't his?

[sweeneydino]

Battle

Getting that 2012 Splinter treatment.

Was thinking of doing a short story on Yoshi's last moments, but I'm not particularly in the mood to do much of anything new rn cause of some things.

Might do it later tho.

...

The stab doesn't kill him but the poison might!

:)

He really wanted him dead.

[harborpointeblvd]

Something about the guy who gets paralyzed in crosswalks now getting out of a car in the middle of traffic to be there for his man.

[lord-of-the-froggies]

I'm leaving this here. I have a VISION!!!!!!!!!!!

(Don't worry I'm working on a paracelsus version of this)

DO YOU SEE MY VISION?? 👁👁

[portalzz]

guys I think I like Mr puzzles…idk what do y’all think? 0_o

These were kinda lazy but whatever ig!!! ^o^

[starii-void]

something something jason piper parallel with jason medea

-both couples influenced into being somehpw by hera (both turn out. badly)

-both jasons die a horrible death

-piper and medea morally gray powerful sorceresses (w/ charmspeak according to HoO) x jason and jason the basic 'hero' archetype

-neither of the women truly wanted to be with the jason (dangit hera)

-tragic in general

[chaosabound]

I was bored, so I drew Zero by @justme068

Idk what else to put here. I'm kinda tired

[shrimpfriednuts]

Does anybody know where I can watch the 2012 Melvin Smarty movie? Been wanting to watch it (for Tyler hoechlin of course) again but I can’t find it free anywhere. I don’t care what laws I have to break to see it.