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Another unpopular opinion: Neither Steve nor Cesare bathe on even a semi-regular basis. I'm talking like,,,, several weeks going by at a time. With Steve it's fine because if he doesn't bathe for long enough he just smells more and more like popcorn or smthn, while Cesare smells equally of roadkill whether he bathes or not.
#bigtop burger#btb cesare#btb steve#It would be kinda funny if Cesare's catsuit is like chock full of pot purri sachets and those little smelly car things#Because he knows he smells bad so he overcompensates to seem “normal” and it just creates a horrible sensory miasma in their tiny work spac#idk if he'd actually smell tho#I don't think mummies smell and they've also been super dead for a super long time#He does seem like the type of guy to use an obnoxious amount of cologne either way#Second option for Steve is smelling like circus peanuts#Those weird little peanut candies
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idk if u are taking requests but I thought about “jjk men reacting to a s/o with tramp stamp” … if u did it would be nice …

JJK men reacting to tramp stamp
A/N: Hello, thanks for your request, I hope you like it <3 well here the reader is not necessarily s/o but reader and jjk men have feelings for each other.
Warning: hmm kinda smut ❤️🔥 ??
Gojo Satoru : At Prom Party.
It was prom party that night at Jujutsu High, teachers were also allowed to attend, and you were one of the new teachers who joined this year. So your secret admirer and co-worker Gojo Satoru seized the opportunity and found it fit to invite you to go to prom with him, as two young and beautiful teachers. Since all of you live in Jujutsu High dormitory, you were already in the middle of the party ground, and no need for Gojo to pick you up from your room.
Satoru mingled through the prom, wearing am expensive and elegant black suit, he was searching for you and then found you with your girl students, all of you dressed in cute dresses. Satoru's eyes widened. He wasn't used to you wearing dresses, you've always been clad in your teaching uniform or something sporty. His heart skipped a beat when he saw you in a sleek low-back dress, you looked really stunning and sexy, outshining everyone there. He took a moment to admire you from afar, then started walking towards but boy stopped mid way when you suddenly turned around to greet Itadori, the intricate design of the tramp stamp tattoo that's briefly visible above the edge of your dress caught Gojo's eyes and took his breath away. For a split second, his expression flickered with surprise. His gaze lingering on your lower back, trying to see the details of your tattoo, but soon you turned again and he's left with replaying that hidden and unexpected glimpse of rebellion in his mind. He'd walk over to you and try to stay composed.
Each time you turn around or something he tried to peek without appearing like a creep, but he desperately wanted to see it up close and maybe trace it with his long fingers. Even though he was surprised, he actually liked it and it made you look even more badass and he loves that. You'd notice how he was acting really awkward and weird, you thought he hated the party or something but truth is he couldn't stop thinking and envisioning his hands tracing your inked lower back so delicately, admiring and taking into the details of that tramp stamp of yours. You'd ask him if he's okay and he'll just blurt it out . He was so done and wanted to see it real bad.
" I noticed you've got a tattoo! I didn't know you're into tattoos "
"Oh this one?" you'd say and turn around giving him a better and clear display.
He'd gulp. His heart hammering against his ribcage at the beautiful sight, the tattoo, your well defined back, the way the dress was looking gorgeous from behind, he couldn't help but fall deep for you, he found you more and more irresistible.
"Wow I wanna touch it– holy shit sorry, I'm not a pervert!!! " he started explaining when he realized he voiced his deepest desires.
But you'd cut him off with a visible smirk,
" Of course, but let's keep it after the party, shall we ? "
He took the hint and realized that you've got something for him as well, and now he can't wait when the party's over so he can get what he's been thinking about for the whole night.
Suguru Geto : At Tattoo Shop
Your friend Geto started a new project and opened his own tattoo and piercing shop. So you and your group of friends, Satoru and Shoko thought about paying him a visit and support him. The shop screams Geto, it's literally his vibe, black and grey wallpaper, and electric guitar hanging on the wall, the scent of his cologne taking over the whole space, making it more inviting. You've always liked the way he smells tho.
Suguru got really happy when you arrived, he appreciated your support for his business, but more importantly cuz you were there. Shoko was getting a new piercing and you thought about getting a small design right under your collarbone. He was too excited to tattoo you and maybe exchange eye contact in the process. It didn't take too long for him to get the tattoo done, the design was really small and Geto is a pro.
" So what do you think?" he asked nervously, handing you a mirror.
" Oh wow I love it Suguru, you're really good at this, good job! you never disappoint"
" You took it like a champ tho! you didn't even flinch for a first time getting tattoed, especially that area is pretty sensitive " he said proudly
you giggled and said, " Oh actually it's not my first tattoo "
" What ? and how come we don't know about that? " asked Shoko
" Um because it's hidden!"
" Care to show us miss ? Come on don't be shy now" she added,
" Ugh fine " you rolled your eyes and smiled,
You lifted your shirt a bit and slightly pushed done your pants only to show your lower back, and a beautiful tramp stamp tattoo came to display. Geto's eyes were fixated in your lower back, your soft skin and how it was decorated with a breathtaking design that made your back even more attractive. His breath hitched up in his throat, feeling more drawn to you, but at the same time jealous because someone else got to touch you there and tattoo you. He wished it was him, taking his time to design your lower back and give you that pretty pain.
" A- a tramp stamp?" he stuttered,
" Yeah I got it 2 months ago, if I knew you're planning to open up a tattoo shop I would've waited so you can tattoo me "
" Oh shoot Suguru, unlucky " teased Gojo knowing about the obvious spark between both of you.
Suguru glared at his friend, getting really upset, because he desperately wanted to be the one to ink you and not anyone else. But he couldn't help how warm the atmosphere was getting, you looked very hot.
" I'm getting more tattoos though, but now I know I'll come to you to ink me " you said wanting his hands to be on you in any possible way.
Suguru's pupils expanded, a smirk appeared on his face. He got more excited and now he can't wait for his next session with you.
" Any specific spots ? "
" I like hidden spots more " you smiled,
" Alright Shoko I guess we don't fit here anymore " exclaimed Gojo wrapping his arm around Shoko's shoulder pulling her outside with him so he can give his best friend some privacy with you.
You spent the rest of the evening, in Geto's shop, just the two of you, discussing tattoos, exchanging your mutual likings, and choosing the perfect spot that he'll ink.
You spent the rest of the evening talking about your mutual passion for tattoos, chosing what spot you'll decorate next and maybe showing him once again that beautiful tattoo, for inspiration purposes.
Choso Kamo : At The Beach
Choso's heart pounded out of hos chest as he watched the sunrise with you, it was your second date together after you officially started dating. He thought that watching the sunrise together at the beach is romantic, and man wanted to act romantic just for you. Poor baby was doing his best.
" I love this place " you said as you rested your head on his shoulder.
The water was inviting, sparkling in the sun rays, the gentle waves creating a therapeutic sound.
" Yeah, a calm place for both of us " he said, hesitantly pressing a kiss on top of your head.
He was still shy around you, very careful with his moves even though you were chill and cool around him. Trying to not rush things to not make you uncomfortable in any way.
" Should we swim ? " you suggest out of the blue with a big excited smile on your face.
" Swim? Now ? I think the water is cold now!"
" I like it cold, it's refreshing. Don't you think " you answered, your eyes shining with happiness.
" I– "
But before he could say anything, you already stripped out of your clothes, living you in your bikini. You knew you can't resist the water, so you wore your bikini in case you decided to swim.
" I came prepared " you laughed and started running to the water.
Choso froze. He didn't know how to act. He didn't expect you to easily take off your clothes, in front of him like that, his cheeks turned red like cherries. But what made him more flustered is the tattoo that was clearly visible on your lower back. Choso gasped, his heart almost jumping out of his throat. Your figure, your inked skin made it hard for him to breathe or function and now he's all red, awkward not knowing what his next move is. But he took his time to stare at your back, since he's your boyfriend and he kinda felt that he has the green light to look at you as much as he wants.
" Aren't you coming? " you asked, as you started playing with water.
He smiled at your cute behavior and built up the courage, taking off his clothes and joined you in the water. You were pretty aware that he noticed your tattoo, it was meant for him to see it and you patiently waited for him to say something. You hugged him while both of you were in the water, his hands wrapped around your waist.
" Your back.. it's so pretty ! " he whispered
" Hmm, come again? " you teased
" T-the t-tattoo on your back, it looks so p-pretty on you! I didn't know you have it " he stuttered,
" Oh thank you, I keep it hidden most of the time only for y– " you said with a shy smile.
" me, only for me to see it " he interrupted growing more confident.
" Yes Choso only for you to see it "
It turned him on, and he felt proud that you're his girlfriend and that he gets to see and touch that tattoo as much as he wants. Without hesitation this time, he crushed your lips together, taking you into a deep wet kiss, while the waves made you sway.
" And only for me to touch it " he mumbled into the kiss.
Ryomen Sukuna : One Night Stand
You've liked Sukuna for so long, but didn't have the courage to confess or even start a conversation with him, so you've always watched him from a distance completely unaware that he's actually obsessed with you. He wanted to have you so bad, he's always seen you as an innocent human being so he was very careful with the way he'd approach you, worried that he might scare you away.
One night, you went to a party to celebrate one of your friends birthday and to your luck, Sukuna was there. You didn't notice he was there, till he offered you a drink and invited you to dance with him. Both of you living the dream that you desired for months.
The sexual tension was so strong between both of you, and none of you could wait any second longer. So you left the party early to be together, under each other's touch. He took you back to his place, and all what you can do is making out, you wanted this for many months and now you can't let this opportunity to taste him slide from between your fingers. That make out session, eventually led to sex. And now both of you stripping out of your clothes. You knew Sukuna is dominant, his appearance, his attitude, his everything screams dominance and you couldn't help but submit to him.
" And now turn around princess can you do that for me ? " he said in his deep voice, sending shivers down your spine.
You did as he said, waiting for his next move. But he didn't do anything. All what you can feel is his veiny hands around your waists.
" Sukuna? " you started and looked back.
You can see his eyes fixated on your arched lower back. His eyes darkening full of admiration and lust.
" A tattoo? " he asked,
" Y-yea ? " you were confused and worried thinking that he changed his mind and didn't wanna make love to you.
" Fuck! and I thought you were innocent huh ? "
" Why? innocent girls can't have a tramp stamp? " you said teasingly,
" Damn, and I thought you can't get any hotter.. that's so rebellious of you princes, and I enjoy handling rebellious ones " he smirked and pushed you down even more.
His tattooed hands roaming your lower back, tracing your tattoo with his nails, that poking feeling making you jump slightly but he kept you still, you can feel his breath and lips on your skin, kissing your tattooed skin, making your heart race and head spin.
" Imma enjoy this pretty view while I make you scream my name "
To say the less, he gave you the best night of your life.
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SLASHER HEADCANONS
(I take requests if anyone is interested lol)

HOW THEY SMELL: TCM Family (Sawyer)
🐷 Bubba/Leatherface: Aside from his bloody apron Bubba is surprisingly clean looking and he likes to dress up so I imagine he probably actually likes bathing/using nice smelling soap when he has the opportunity to do so, he'd mostly smell like sweat and blood when he's actively working tho, probably uses perfume he finds among victim's belongings sometimes, his clothing probably has a earthy/dusty sorta smell with a faint bit of perfume and smoked meat
⛽ Drayton/The Cook: He's the cleanest and most well presenting of the boys as he actually works a gas station job where he dresses decently and has to occasionally interact with people, He probably smells as well as he can being out in the Texas heat n all, like a mix of the gas station's BBQ and sweat, with a hint of soap and Gasoline. his breath probably reeks though if his teeth are anything to go by
📸Nubbins/The Hitchhiker: Literally I imagine him as the worst smelling dude in the family, Just straight up rotting roadkill/corpses, BO, and unwashed ass smell, he's always touching gross shit and he doesn't strike me as someone who particularly likes bathing
📻Choptop: Probably smells like rank-ass weed, old sweat, too much cheap cologne, and if you get close enough, burnt flesh. not as bad as his twin, still rather unpleasant smelling but a tad more tolerable for the most part
🧓Grandpa: The family takes pretty good care of him all things considered so I imagine he smells ok enough most of the time, idk why but I imagine a mothball smell mixed with old soap and that weird old man smell
I had the random thought about how Leatherface would smell after waking up in the middle of the night awhile back and felt compelled to write it down and ended up writing for all the tcm boys so here ya go 😂
#slasher community#slasher headcanons#tcm#tcm 2#bubba sawyer#leatherface#drayton sawyer#chop top sawyer#grandpa sawyer#nubbins sawyer#the texas chainsaw massacre#texas chainsaw massacre
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UGGHHHHHHHH VENOM TOJI ATE IT UP FR FR I CAN'T GET THEM OUT OF MY NEURONS PFFFT WHAT????? ok but fr tho u fucking ate with that one, devoured that shit and i gobbled it up like it was a blessing bc who gon tell me it was smth i never knew i needed until i read it???? but yeah anyways, thoughts on happy trails? bc u know what's abt to go down.
*taps mic* 🎤🎤 uh hello, yes. welcome to my TED Talk.
toji NASTY happy trail. am talking bushy and musky in his toji scent lawd pls let me grind on this man's happy trail😫😫😫 (nastiest sentence I've ever said on here fr fr) ik he knows how to shave and will shave his stubble but his happy trail? ain't nothing sharp going close down there, except maybe our nails. this man will make u squirt over and over. he's also the type to spit on ur puffy clit while ur on top and watch it slide down until it mixes with ur squirt on his trail. and then make u cockwaem him with ur clit pressed right up against his happy trail that's sticky with ur combined slick MY GOD I MEED HIM SO BAD. rawest, next question.
SUKUNA MY FERAL AND TRAD KING UGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTYYT nastiest mf and sloppiest ever. he's just so carnal and feral and will not shave for the life of him but also, how will that work of he has his 2nd mouth bc lol ngl i can't stop thinking abt the 2nd mouth getting a mustache or sumthin LMAO I CAN'T BRO😭😭😭😭😭
SUGURUUUU😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘🤪🤪🤪😋😋😋 very pretty happy trail, very well kept, very well taken care of. i think his is the ones that start below his navel in a thin line that gradually gets bushier the more it reaches down his thick hanging cock even when it's hard ☺ raw, next question.
choso my bbgurl, bushy happy trail bc he don't know how to groom properly but issoke my love we love it and we love you anyways,😘 but he's secretly a freak and will make u squirt right on his curls down there bc he likes smelling like u UGHHHH raw, next question.
KENTO UGHHHH MY SOFTDOM ZADDY😍😍😍 very neat, almost never has a happy trail unless u ask him to stop shaving for a while and it grows to be unexpectedly pretty and very hawt bc damn??? he just looks so much more husband-y with it and OH MY LORD IMAGINE RIDING HIM WHILE HE'S SHIRTLESS AND WEARING GLASSES AND U SEE THE TUFTS OF HAIR PEEKING OUT FROM BETWEEN YO BODIES AND HE CUMS BC U ACCIDENTALLY SQUIRT WHEN U SAW HOW WET HIS ABS WERE GETTING UGH rawer, next question.
satoruuu ughhhh sighhhhh, very baby girl very vlean very barely there happy trail. i feel like he'd only grow his out if u specifically ask him to or something. but then he'd be a tease abt it and make u ride his (washboard) abs and in turn it gets his lil happy trail glistening with ur slick and UGH I JUST KNOW THAT WILL DRIVE HIM CRAZYYYYY raw, next question.
p.s. these r just mt top jjk daddies but feel free to add more^^
—(bricked) reading sesh anon and (shook) sleepy feral bf anon
p.p.s. this the 1st time bf actually saw and read what some of my fantasies are for the jjk daddies and i think i broke him LMAO
THANK YOU WHAT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💖 i’m glad you enjoyed, your commentary always makes my day :’))))
mmmmgh i think that’s probably my fav fic ive written this year so far. HAPPY TRAILS YUM.
i loveeee expanding on toji’s happy trail it’s just so 🙂↕️. hairy, untrimmed, curly, HELL YEAAAAH. i like to picture toji with a bit of chest hair too. ugh i love hairy men idk. ugh ur so right ab the spitting on the clit part😩😩. that man’s just a certified freak, feel like he’d also spit on it then make you kiss him. UGH.
nanami’s happy trail is sooo ridiculously attractive, the blond hair decorating from his chest to below his waistline oh i need him. SUKUNA YES LAWDDDD. ur totally right, feel like he purposely doesn’t shave. super super bushy. i think out of all the men, choso n satoru would have the prettiest happy trails </3. SUGURU TOO. he’d have a bit of hair trailing down his navel, ooh can you imagine him with a piercing. so cunty. WOWOWYH ur gonna make my brain turn into mush thank u for ur thoughts YUM
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BACK HUGS . Enhypen



pairing - ot7 x fem!reader (different scenarios)
genre - fluff, established relationship(s)
warnings (but not really) - pet names (for the reader and the members), i used js and bc instead of just and because (i didnt think i'd be posting this) sugar daddy jay but in a joking way
wc - 1.3k
notes - i didnt have anything to post today so heres a little scenario thing i wrote a few months ago🫶
Lee Heeseung
Okok so I think he would prefer front hugs
He would just love having the front of your body pressed against his for whatever reason…
But when he does go for back hugs, it would probably be js 1 arm
He would kinda pull you closer to himself and he would tilt his head so he could see your face
Or he would make you tilt your head to look at him
That devious lil smile ofc
But when YOU back hug HIM?
He's a giggly mess
He would try to play it off and act cool
But you can literally FEEL his smile☠️
"Whatcha doin?"
"Nothin"
He would finish doing whatever he's doing as fast as he can so he can turn around and give you a real hug
Jay Park
He makes me giggle omg
Anyways (I have bias problems)
He would be so romantic abt it like nose buried in your neck js so he can smell you
He would definitely have his hands on your hips I js know it
Like holding your hips tightly but not too tight
Pulling you against his chest oml
He would do it when you're in front of the mirror so you guys can see yourselves omg
YOUR WAIST IS HIS
anyways (not this again)
You would go up behind him while he's cooking or something
Like you're js bored while he's busy and you feel a bit devious sooo
He would let out a lil chuckle and js let you hug him for however long
He would turn around ready with a bite of wtv he's cooking js so you can try it
Then if you did it while he's washing dishes he would offer for you to help😍🙏🔥 (he's so generous right?!)
But he would obvi still do most of it
His princess shouldn't have to lift a finger (SUGAR DADDY JAY???🛐🙏)
Jake Sim
He would love back hugs idk
His arms would be wrapped all the way around your waist and his head would be on your shoulder
He would hold you as tight as possible
He would kiss your neck once or twice (or a bunch, depending on his mood)
He would probably do it while your doing your make up idk why tho
And when you guys are in public his arm would NEVER leave your waist
He would also do it when he's bored or tired or wants attention
Even when you guys are laying down if your back is facing him he would obvi hold your waist from the back (ik thats just him being a big spoon but wtv)
Did I mention his hands are ALWAYS around your waist?!
And when it's the other way around?! Bros so in love
I feel like it wouldn't happen often but when it does omg
You would probs do it when you're bored or want attention and he would think it's js so cute
If he's busy he would stop whatever he's doing just to give you a hug and pull you to his side just so he can have at least one arm around your waist
Park Sunghoon
He would start off chill abt it
Maybe js come up behind you and rest his hands on your waist
But when he gets more comfortable I can see him being a bit more clingy with it
He would nuzzle his face into your neck and probably smile abt it quietly
He'd kiss your cheek or neck and js hold onto you
If you guys are in public the most he usually does is hold your hand, but if you guys are somewhere and get separated he'll sneak up behind you and hold your waist
That was kinda specific but wtv (if I have to type the word waist 1 more time istg)
I feel like he would be a bit like Heeseung tho and prefer front hugs
If you back hug him..?
YOU CAN FEEL HOW HOT HIS FACE GETS WITHOUT EVEN SEEING HIM OMG (shy hoonie😖🙏)
He'd be caught off guard but he'd also LOVE IT
Probably say something like "angel..?" Js bc he doesn't actually believe it
But he'd feel your little giggle and not be able to contain his cute ass smile
Fangs and all🤞❤️
He would turn around and kiss the top of your head and pat your lower back
Kim Sunoo
I feel like he wouldn't do it often just because it's not his thing
But he would def do it when he's feeling a lil extra clingy
He would come up behind you with the biggest smile on his face and give you the comfiest back hug ever
You guys would both be giggling I feel
He would do it quickly then come in front of you and give you a quick peck
He would LOVE if you back hugged him tho
He would start giggling (I need to stop)
He would probably mess with you a bit and stick his booty out
But as soon as you let go he'd stop you
He'd grab your wrist and pull you back into his back (help?)
"Nooo I like it"
You would start blushing but would js stay there while he does wtv
You would start doing it when you're bored or want attention oml
Or if you guys are somewhere and his extroverted ass won't shut up but you wanna leave
"Sunie, come on"
Would automatically get his attention and not even 5 minutes later you guys are GONE🥰
Yang Jungwon
Idk I feel like he would be a sucker for back hugs
Giving and receiving🤭🤞
He's stressed? He doesn't care what you're doing, back hug.
You're bored? He doesn't care what he's doing, back hug him.
Moral of the story : Yang jungwon is a back hug FIEND
If he sees you just standing there he will NOT hesitate to wrap his arms around your waist from the back
You've gotten so used to it by now that you hate when he's not back hugging you
If you're washing dishes or something (idk) he'll come up behind you and back hug you
He wouldn't say anything but he would js stand there hugging you
"Hi wonie"
He would smile and kiss your neck or cheek and js hum as a response
And it's obvi normal for you to do the same
Like if you back hug him while he's doing the dishes he would have the same exact reaction
"Hi baby"
And you would just hum and kiss his neck or shoulder or cheek (ig it kinda depends on your height…)
Nishimura Riki
Idk bc bros kinda tall sooo…
He would probably be kinda like sunghoon but not as shy
Like one day he would do it js to see your reaction and when he realized you like it
He does it whenever he can
Let's say your in front of the mirror and he comes up behind you and hugs you
He would smile for a second then say some stupid shit like
"Look how tiny you look right now"
You would obvi turn around and hit him (softly ofc, we don't inflict damage on hot ppl)
And as soon as you go back to look at the mirror he would be behind you again
But this time he learned to keep his mouth shut🥰😘
He doesn't do it too often, but sometimes he just really likes it for wtv reason
Like anytime you're in front of a mirror (bc he gets to see his hot self and his pretty ass gf WHILE they're hugging? Hell yea)
I feel like he would be surprised if you do it to him tho
Like as soon as he feels your arms he would flinch a little and turn around js to see you all surprised at his reaction
"Sorry, I just wanted a hug"
He would feel so bad and give you a hugeee hug to make up for it
So after that you only do it when you're bored and wanna tease him🤠❤️
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hello! I hope ur doing well when u read this. I wasn't originally gonna ask, but after seeing others ask about ur twst dr I got really curious- What is Grim like? Or really just anyone that wasn't asked about/mentioned much. (The heartslabyul gang, the scarabia duo, etc..) that's probably a lot tho, so please answer what you want to (if at all)
Also, I'm really glad I found ur blog! Ur a big inspiration and I'm really thankful you share your stories -and art- on here
Thank you so much! I'm glad that I can do that for people honestly. It makes my heart very happy ❤
Grimm is a little shit. He's a lot better now then when we first met though. His grades are still ass and he's too stubborn to let me help him study. Very excitable and cute. He'll never admit it but he likes the back of his ears scratched and he'll pretend to be angry with me. He's just embarrassed haha
This little mfer can EAT like... I don't know where all of it went type shit. Where tf did all that tuna that was double his weight go? who tf knows honestly. He usually curls up with me in my bed in Ramshackle, unless he's mad and trying to prove a point cuz I told him to get a job if he wants that much tuna.
Man I'm making myself sad. My Grimm is locked up in STYX rn and I miss my little man... I'm kicking Idia's ass when I see him. Not too hard tho it's not actually his fault. Maybe a Chancla to the back of the head max. Then starts the verbal beat down lmfao
Cater is chill but he's really detached. Like.. His smiles are actually really fake and the vibe is slightly off. Like he is actually enjoying himself but he's waiting for the other shoe to drop. Real but bestie.. That's not healthy. He forced me to get a Magicam so we could follow each other and I could "get myself out there" or some shit lol I don't mind though. All of my other friends are following me too. I got into some drama and bro was lowkey laughing at me and eating this shit up.
I'm not necessarily friends with Trey but he seems nice enough. A bit mischievous when he wants to be but over all kind. His arms are fucking built dude. Like I know it comes with being a baker and kneading that dough all the time but damn.. He's a damn good baker too. Those tarts smelled so good sob. He was the first and only one other than Grimm to actually come check on me directly after Riddle's overblot. Man looked so concerned.
Riddle is a lot more chill now and we're friends..? Idk We don't hang out too much but I do keep pink shirts in stock in Ramshackle for his dorm members. It started with Ace, then Deuce, then some random guy, and one thing led to another and he started escorting these hoes to Ramshackle himself. Like I mean he's yelling at them, red in the face all the way up to my door and when I open the shit somehow his face is back to just regular rosy cheeked white boy. He also brings back the shirts, washed and in perfect condition himself. I think we're friends? Idk he's so prim and proper with his language with everyone its hard to tell. But I'm also autistic so I could be missing something. He gets playful every once in a while. In my DR its an actual college but he's a prodigy and started college early so he's only like 18. Slay honestly.
Deuce is such a sweetheart but he's kinda dumb sometimes. It's okay though, he's trying his best and all you really gotta do is work with him on his level and work up from there. I have successfully explained that not all eggs are fertilized. He's also more willing to ask me for help than say Grimm or Ace. Especially after everything with Azul. He loves his mom and he's very easily impressed. Very quizzical and honestly I feel like if he had some accommodations or was taught in a slightly different way he'd have better grades. His PE grade is always an A tho so.. Slay former delinquent slaaayyyy
Ace... uhg. I love his ass /p but god I wanna punch him sometimes. He's such a twat waffle, all bro does is be argumentative, be a bit of a perv and try to steal my food. I have almost stabbed him. My food aggression is crazy when he's around. He's funny though so he's got that going for him. Bro crashed on my couch when Riddle took his magic and kicked him out the dorm and was basically like "we sleeping in the same bed" NO YOU WILL SLEEP ON THE COUCH. He's pretty stubborn but he's also helpful or at least tries to be when you really need him. Like Floyd made me have a seizure (by accident he still feels really bad don't come for him please 😭) and Ace was right there with everyone else trying to make sure I was gonna be okay. He even hesitated to go back to Heartslabyul right away. He wanted to walk me back to Savanaclaw but I didn't want him to get in trouble. So he clearly cares. He's just an asshole.
I'm worried Tumbr won't let me post this if I keep going cuz the length limit so I'll stop there for now ❤
#shifting realities#shifting to desired reality#reality shifter#shifting antis dni#shifting blog#shifting community#reality shifting#shiftblr#reality shift#shifters#shifter#shifting#reality shifting community#shifting reality#shiftinconsciousness#shifting stories#shifting consciousness#shifting to twst#shifting to twisted wonderland
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Grayson x reader argument angst/comfort
dates and bags
this was supposed to be in my current series but I've decided to stop it and so it's here!! idk if it'll come under comfort tho because it's just vvv little confort but YEAH!!!!!
It has been exactly a month since things started becoming a bit serious with Grayson and her. A month of pure contentment. But it didn't last long, it was like someone was praying for them to seperated because Grayson started being distant. Everyday phone calls became text messages, text messages became one word reply or being left on read. Weekly dates or just them going out together became rare. He barely answered her calls, he'd text her ‘im bust’ after ignoring her calls. At first she believed that he was actually busy with work, after all he had his own life. But how long can one stay busy? Probably Grayson Hawthorne but this time Grayson Hawthorne has a girlfriend or whatever they are right now. A serious commitment.
It took her three phone calls and use of imperative sentences to convince him to meet her at a cafe they used to meet. Neither of them spoke much once Grayson arrived at the cafe late.
“So, how are you doing?” She asked him with a bland tone.
“Fine” He replied with an aloof tone.
“Are you sure?” She asked with her eyebrows raised.
“Yes.”
“Then why have you been acting like an asshole to me all week?” She snapped.
Grayson was taken aback by her snapping. But he kept his cool. “No need of vulgar language to resolve whatever silly reason you're mad at me for”
“Silly reason?” She scoffed.
“I don't think I have done anything for you to be this mad” He said.
“You've been distancing yourself from me and ghosting me for a week!” She tried hard not to yell.
“I told you, I have been busy. Plus, I do answer your texts.”
“No, you don't. You say ‘ok’, ‘i'll text you later’, ‘i’m busy’. You don't answer me.” She cleared it for him.
“I thought you'd understand that I'm a busy man, I don't have time for you all day”
“But you did when we met! If not all day, you had time for me for at least an hour. Now you can't even spare me a minute” She breaks down, the anger now turning into hurt.
Instead of giving her a reason, a real reason. Grayson tried to leave. “Look, I don't have time for this. I'll talk to you later,”he said.
“Screw this. Don't bother. If you even bother enough to think about me.” She stood up, grabbing her bag and taking out a bill to pay. “I'm out of this. I'm done”
“What do you mean?” He asked as he watched her move out of their table.
“You know what I mean.” With that the one romantic relationship that worked out well for Grayson ended.
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She tried not to think about Grayson and how he used to treat her, she tried not to care at all so she wouldn't be hurt. But she failed every time. It has been exactly four days since she called it off and blocked his number, not that she was expecting him to call or text. At 1 in the morning someone knocked on her apartment door. She walked out of bed and started to think whether or not to answer the door, it's 1 am, who could it be?
Sighing she opened the door just 3 inches to see who it was while holding a broomstick behind her. She was surprised and angry to see who it was.
“Grayson?”
He smiled. “Hello, love” She can smell the alcohol in his breath.
“What are you doing here?” She asked, and she noticed he was still holding a flask. How much did he drink?
“I missed you” He looked at her how he used to.
“Well keep missing me, cause I'm not talking to you. Go back to your place” She said and was about to slam the door but stopped when he gagged like was going to puke.
“Sorry about that. Anyways, you look so beautiful,” he commented with a cheeky smile. Her anger only grew.
“Did you drive here?” She asked and he nodded. “Are you stupid? Driving while you're this drunk?” She asked, followed by an annoyed scoff.
She shook her head and asked him to book a cab and go back to his place again, when he tried to get closer to her he almost lost his balance.
“You're so frustrating.” She said and grabbed his arm to help him inside her apartment, she helped him to sit on the couch and went to grab a glass of water for him. When she came back he was drinking from the flask again, she snatched it from his hand and handed him the glass. “Drink this”
“Thank you” He drank it. “Shouldn't you be mad at me?” He asked.
“I am.”
“Then why are you offering me water?”
“So you can sober up and leave”
“Wrong. Because you're nice,” he said. “Too nice. Too pretty, too adoring, too passing, too considerate” He kept going.
“All that and yet—” Grayson cut her off mid sentence by talking.
“I told my brothers about you” He said. “And what happened”
“What did they say?” She tried not to think that Grayson told his brothers because he thought he messed up.
“They called me an idiot” He smiled.
“You are”
“I know. They also said you deserve an explanation. I guess that's why I'm here”
“Go on, explain”
“Like I said, you're just too good. Too good for me, I don't deserve you but I decided to be selfish when I asked you out. But I started to panic because I was getting attached to you, I thought this would just be a fling but it was becoming so much bigger. It wasn't supposed to be like that for me, I can't stay selfish for a very long time. If you know my family history you'd hate me.” He explained.
“You think you don't deserve me? Grayson, I'm not special. And that is no excuse to distance yourself from me. Do you know how much you've hurt me? And I don't care about your family history, I liked you for you. You as an individual.”
“You liked me? You don't like me now? I understand. It was a false hope for thinking you'd still like me, I did act like an asshole to you” He let out a fake chuckle.
She thought for a moment before speaking. “I still like you, you know. You can't dislike someone just like that, especially someone like you.” She said.
Grayson blinked “You do?”
She nods.
“Does that mean you'd be willing to forgive me? My brothers said I should at least try and ask you for another chance” He asked.
She rolled her eyes. “First of all you didn't apologise yet.”
“I’m sorry.”
“For what?”
“For pushing you away because I hate myself and can't allow myself to have nice things”
She sighs. “It's gonna take a lot more than a drunken apology.”
“So you'd be willing to try?” He asked with a hopeful smile.
She shrugged. “Now come on, let's get you to bed.” She said and took his hand, and laid him on her bed. “And don't you dare puke on my sheets” She warns.
He moved to the corner giving her some space, she climbed next to him and he wrapped his arms around her. “Is this okay?” He asked.
“It's fine.” She said, totally not bothered by his touch.
After five minutes of silence she spoke. “You know, you deserve to be loved. I don't why you think you don't, but you're a nice person, Grayson. And if you let me, I might fall in love with you”
“Thank you for saying that. Also, take back what you said earlier.” He said.
“What?”
“When you said you're not special. Because you are, to me.”
She turned to his side. “Don't sweet talk me. You owe me multiple dates before I officially forgive you”
“Just dates?”
“And a bag, maybe.”
“Dates and bag it is then”
She smiled. “You're really good at pushing people. But this better be the last time. Okay?”
“Yes, ma’am”
#grayson hawthorne#the inheritance games#the brothers hawthorne#jameson hawthorne#xander hawthorne#avery kylie grambs#nash hawthorne#the hawthorne brothers#avery grambs#the grandest game#grayson hawthorne x reader
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HideDuo HCs bc we are going through it
The March drought is getting to me y'all. I don't know about all y'all but the anniversary isn't the best thing ever, especially with the Hatsune Miku incident.
I think we deserve a little treat for being dedicated to our favorite roommates. Hence these ramblings.
The following applies to the OSMP characters, not actual streamers themselves. This is gonna be very all over the place, overall cursed, and is projecting. I hope yall enjoy-
Fit:
Can play any sport, but hates all of them (except for ice skating, he fucking loves it but he'll never admit it and he can't skate for shit)
Has read fanfiction before
Knows about dreamsmp lore but doesn't know what it all means in context, very much "Did you know a guy fucked a salmon and had a fox as a child?" "He started a country later? The fish fucker???"
Is into more fru fru coffee drinks than he lets on. Like- fuck yea 9/10 times that mother fucker be drinking that shit black, but he loves some good pumpkin spice- tooty fruity-cuchie deluci frappuccino. He'd only give in around sunny tho.
Was a smoker for a hot minute, quit tho when the ashes nearly lit a TNT. Hasn't picked it up since
Is a slut for pig step
Has read The Art of War
Had a celebrity crush on Philza. He still has it but it's defo diminished since he knows him personally.
Showers daily. I don't care that he's a war-torn mf, that man loves taking showers and will never pass up the opportunity to get one.
Has a poster of Miku Binder Jefferson. Someone gave it to him as a secret Santa present and he has no idea who or what to do with it. He's tempted to burn it but he's kind of afraid of it. It's so cursed that it shows up in his nightmares.
He thinks about Forever a lot more than he wants to admit. He's afraid of the possibility of turning into a monster since he was exposed to the black concert a lot. He understands the fear is irrational since it was long ago but the intrusive thought lingers.
He's thought about marriage in general and with Pac. He'd never admit it but he planned out everything from the venue to the music to the vows. He'd easily swipe it all away if Pac said he had an idea of what he wanted it to be like.
is fluent in Morse code
Knows sign language
Hearing aids mf
Has a family somewhere out there, one that he lost or left only to be dumped into TB2T
Loves crosswords, especially during breakfast and right after Ramon goes to bed.
His favorite smell is cinnamon and cocoa butter
Believes in Herobrine
Can't do long division to save his life
Hates the sound of Velcro
Pac:
Likes the Pacman TV show
Smells like cinnamon and cocoa butter
Has too many scars from the cats he's owned over the years.
Married Mike for tax reasons in the past. They play it up that they're bitter divorcés from time to time
Doesn't shower as often as he should, not because he hates it but because he has a long routine and enjoys baths far more
Enjoys tea and coffee equally
Was a homestuck fan (yesIFUCKINGDIDTHATTOHIMWHATAREYAGONNADO???)
Gay awakening was Rufio from Hook
watches Reading Rainbow as an adult
paints on his prosthetic all the damn time
Has a Post-it note collection. He barely uses them but he has a rainbow of them and each color represents a member of the island.
Has a sticker collection
Always carries small snacks for his pocket dude (I heard about this through the wiki, apparently Pac has a pocket boy? If not then he does now lmao) mostly gummy bears and crackers
Is afraid of the ocean. Idk why that just sounds right for him and if it is it recontextualizes the date he had w fit lol
knows Morse code
Knows some phrases in American sign language (fit is teaching him / is learning for fit, whichever is cuter)
Has hacked into a government-locked server, left lobster porn in place of any files he took. Idk which government it was or why he did it, but he did and they haven't recovered since
Is the type to listen to Jon Bellion and Talor Swift. No, i will not elaborate
Has very vivid daydreams. Aside from drugs and PTSD, he has some really nice ones all on his own. Mostly about Fit tbh.
#hideduo#fitpac#qsmp fitmc#pactw#fitmc#qsmp#qsmp headcanons#headcanon#Hideduo headcanons#i am unhinged
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random creepypasta headcanons i came up with yay ^_^
characters: jeff the killer, ben drowned, nina the killer, eyeless jack
jeff the killer -
favorite bands/artists: pierce the veil, escape the fate, red jumpsuit apparatus, suicide silence, asking alexandria, probably likes some suicideboys type stuff idk anything like that tho it just seems like his vibe
aroace cis man i think ^_^
really likes postal i think he'd find that game funny
stinks like SWEAT and the occasional axe body spray
doesn’t know how to work a washing machine /hj
vapes and smokes cigarettes bro is the worst of both worlds hes like evil hannah montana
typa guy to say fruity alcohol is disgusting and down a whole bottle of whiskey
(he will throw up later)
ben drowned:
favorite bands/artists: venetian snares, romanceplanet, i actually don’t know any other artists for them
also asexual biromantic and nonbinary (any pronouns)
chronic gamer. don't ask their fav theyll go on for days.
the reason 4chan went down /j
cries tears of printer ink??? idk that’s random but i think it’s perfect
tried smoking once, coughed and almost died (again), never again
has dirt on everyone in the slender mansion bc theyre the computer guy 🤓
them and jeff are bffs (they hate each other)
nina the killer:
favorite bands/artists: brokencyde, s3rl, get scared, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens, MILLIONAIRES 100%
genderfluid pansexual god bless america
has 100% completed lollipop chainsaw. has gotten all the trophies. i just know she LOOOVES that game
COMPLETELY OVER JEFF NOW 🙏
vapes occasionally but only super fruity flavors
chronic emoticon user
owns like 1000 ita bags
always smells so good i just know she loves collecting perfume
huge sweet tooth
eyeless jack:
i have no clue for his bands and artists sorry Bro likes tv static /j
i said this before i’ll say it again. beautiful he/him butch lesbian.
not much of a game person but kicks ass at tetris
think that’s his mask? WRONG. ITS HIS FACE.
he has a mouth but it kinda melts together with his skin??? so its invisible unless it’s open
idk i like the idea of just making this guy a creachur
selectively mute i think
him and nina are what historians would call "best friends" (GAY PEOPLE.)
but im also a multishipper so you might catch me say stuff abt him and someone else later on
#blah blah :p#if this contradicts any of their stories pls tell me#i will ignore you but pls tell me anyways#creepypasta#jeff the killer#ben drowned#nina the killer#eyeless jack
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💛 & 💚 for Hyacinth for the ask meme? :)c
💚 - What is their overall relationship with the people in the city? Are they kind and loved by everyone or are they a piece of meat to society?
Hyacinth constantly gets into fights (tho most are self-defense) and it made the people in the city absolutely terrified of him.
I like to think that he's actually easy to get along with but dolville has a lot of situations where you wouldn't know it ><".
Also I see him as someone who likes kids and acts as a big brother kind of figure towards the younger orphans.
Also also as a confessor he's pretty well-liked, due to his (surprisingly) gentle guidance. It is purely because his face isn't visible. He's pretty infamous for his violence so if he were to be seen, nobody would speak to him in the confessional.
💛 - Weaknesses and strength your pc has.
Weaknesses:
Despite being good at combat, Hyacinth is actually quite clumsy. This is mainly because of how big he is. It's impossible to count the times he hit his head on something.
Absolutely terrible at chores, especially cooking. Do not let him cook. Even if the food turns out good, it will have a lot of hair in it.
Dedicated to staying a virgin to an amount where he's willing to attack others if they endanger his purity in any sort of way. He hasn't killed anyone tho (yet).
His hair is everything to him. He overspends on haircare products and most of them are stuff he technically doesn't really need to keep his hair healthy. Anyone who decides to risk getting their bones broken and cuts his hair will become his enemy.
Him being a member of the temple and a confessor is ironic because of how he behaves sometimes (especially the violent and vain part). Then again most of the temple members are corrupt, so he's no exception.
Strenghts:
Really protective, especially towards kids. Also just likes kids in general. I already mentioned this but he does act like a big brother towards the younger orphans and they're some of the few people who aren't scared of him. He's like a big dog to them - big and able to protect them with a gentle and loving side.
Great listener! He doesn't talk much himself and despite being a battle maniac, he believes the best way to solve conflicts is compromise and talking it out. The only issue is that barely anyone listens in dolville when told "no". And so he gives tips on self-defense! If you ask him for a demonstration, he'd also do that.
Loyal af if he likes you (which isn't hard to achieve tbh). I already said it multiple times (and I'm sleepy and brainrotting as of writing this) but if you're cute, have a hard time defending yourself, and don't try to hurt anyone, he'll become a bodyguard-like figure along with being a friend!
Idk how valid this is as a strenght as it's more physical, but he smells really good. Like a blooming flower garden. Especially his hair. Which is very soft and if he trusts you, he might let you touch it (this is his highest form of showing trust, only a few people get that privilege).
#dee's babbles#degrees of lewdity#degrees of lewdity ask game#dol pc#hyacinth the sweetheart#this might be kinda bad and repetitive#i'm sorry ><#i'm writing this while running on coffee and brainrot#aka the things that turn me dumber than usual#anyway hyacinth is guard-dog coded lol#(which is a trope i'm quite fond of)#also this is all a mix of his save-file stuff and stuff from my own head#hence it being kinda bland#sorry again ><
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kay everyone i'm back on the Atla (Zuko, blue spirit specifically) agenda.
i have ideas but i can't write any of the canon characters i do however have a whole 1st chapter from oc pov and a prompt. (my not airbending-magic prompt)
the premise is: Zuko catches the eye of a curious trickster wind spirit(the oc, they are fennec fox shaped and i couldn't really think of a spirit worthy name so it's just "Fox" for now) he's on his avatar hunting quest still early on, before the show.
the spirit follows him around on his search and especially on his blue spirit escapades (intelligence, supplies, i got inspired by another fic here) as a trickster she respects the shenanigans sometimes helping out subtly as a helpful gust of wind or muffling the sounds.
Zuko (for whatever reason) tries airbending moves and the spirit is happy to play along. Zuko is confused because wtf and briefly has a crisis. Iroh idk is Iroh in this situation i don't know what he'd do. but Zuko continues on as canon but now with a friendly wind at his side. when canon happens Fox isn't very happy about him actually hunting the world spirit and is plotting with Iroh on making her spark reconsider. divergence more majorly happens on the Blue Spirit episode, (fox is still helping him in this persona but refuses to help in catching the avatar) i just want stuff to happen here (i have a vivid idea of the arrow being actually on the way straight through the eye hole but her knocking it off course so it doesn't kill but knocks out)
maybe Aang thinks blue is an airbender at first, maybe he instantly clocks the spirit either way he's excited about the air stuff.
the chapter i wrote is under the cut, POV: wind spirit.
i want to write more but i can't write canon atla characters and don't have energy to (i'd love to coauthor with someone or just read it if someone writes something similar tho)
Fox followed them out of curiosity. a spark, hot loud hurt. a flame at his side, strong steady kind. Fox followed out of curiosity. Little Spark burned the bones, ground them and let the winds take them. Fox took, set free as they should.
Fox followed out of curiosity. a metal ship, a room full of scrolls, full of screams, at night sometimes. Little Spark was looking for The Bridge, The Bridge was lost. not gone but lost, a quest to find it was good and the Spark was chaotic enough to be fun. the Flame had trinkets to play with, wind chimes and tapestries and things Fox didn't care for and the smell of tea. Fox liked tea with the Flame.
little Spark snuck out, a blue face with white tusks hiding his own. Little Spark snuck in, places he shouldn't be, sometimes taking things sometimes reading papers and leaving. mischief, Fox liked that. he jump jumped high and hid in the shadows quiet like she was, barely sound.
Little Spark snuck out, black robes and scrolls and familiar movements. Fox was excited! it was long time ago any humans danced with her! Fox jumped, twirled and blew and followed the lead.
[chapter end. next zuko pov]
addition: Iroh hung a wind chime in Zuko's room
#atla zuko#atla#the blue spirit#spirits#avatar the last airbender#airbending#luru's own#almost forgot#the fox and the spark
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RANTING ABOUT HOBIE IN UR ASKS AGAIN
omg can you imagine mornings with him though
waking up either in his arms or with him in your arms
I feel like he'd love falling asleep in your arms cuz ur so warm and he'd just like cuddle up also he'd probably be a sucker for the smell of hot chocolate or cinnamon or something sweet so if you smell like that he'll just bury his face in your neck or something and fall asleep
and in the mornings you'd probably end up on the floor cuz bro's pushed you off the bed in his sleep
his 6'3 ass needs the entire bed to be comfortable like he'll just stretch himself out like a lanky cat and take up as much space as possible
he probably doesn't use a blanket though I mean I don't see him cuddling up in a blanket he seems like the type to start off by cuddling with someone and end up completely spread out like a starfish face flat in the pillow
he moves so much in his sleep his bonnet probably falls off (idk how bonnets work so if this doesnt make sense correct me) and he'll somehow find it on the floor or under the bed cuz it just flew off with how much he was tumbling around in the night
hes also not a heavy sleeper unless you're around. usually he'll sleep fairly lightly and only for a couple hours at a time but when you're around he feels safe enough to fall into the deepest sleep you've ever seen to the point where you check his pulse a couple times to make sure hes still alive
his voice would be hella deep and he'd have those sleepy eyes
definitely the type to hold you down even if you have work or something
mf would be like "just one more minute" and he'd just fall asleep for another hour with a death grip hold on you not letting you go
you simply succumb to his grasp
I find this first part incredibly funny because I have low iron so I'm always cold. So me and Hobie are just gon be cold together 💀
We got the best heating blankets on the market tho. Probably made some of those homemade heating packs out of old socks and rice too.
He most definitely can't sit still in his sleep for nothing and I stand by that (he just like me fr 😔)
Bonnets almost never stay on unfortunately. Unless you go those good ones that have the strings that you tie around your head or at least the ones with the thick elastic that are kinda like a headband (I miss her. I lost her. I need to go buy another bonnet like that 😭)
Hobie probably has a huge bonnet with the ties or at least some satin/silk pillowcases (Hold up actually let's discuss y'all think he wraps his head in a scarf and then a bonnet, just a bonnet, or just a scarf?)
Also matching bonnets 🥰
The sleep done took him so far that you think he dead 😭
Y'all are real nice because I'd be laying there kicking him and screaming for hime to get up or wiggling around looking for my spray bottle that I hid in his bed for this situation. Like I got things to do. You can stay in bed but I ain't staying with you. 😂
(I'd give him 5 minutes but after that I gotta go)
#it's one in the morning#but what am i doing#not sleeping#🥹#anyways#hobie x reader#jay webs words#I truly would not go wake that nigga up either#if he needs to be up at a certain time that's on him and his alarm clocks#hobie brown
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Hai :3 do u have any wacky wild michael hcs
oh do i!
both adult and teen. loser has been on my mind again.
He gets super fucking cold for no reason and blamed it on ghosts until after fnaf 6 where he brought it up as a joke and the ghost kids were like "...none of us did that" and now he's convinced theres a whole extra ghost after him. (it was cc he didnt mean to initially but cassidy thought it was funny)
He talked to the animatronics all the fuckin time. like he just. chatted with them. especially the fnaf 2 ones. charlie had to sit there and watch him talk to actual robots thinking they were kids. they werent and she told him that in fnaf 6 because she found it so fucking funny
clumsy as HELL i know that man was banging his knee in the SL vents and swearing under his breath
teen mike was also clumsy. probably split his lip on concrete all the time as a kid.
he was also the kinda kid to say "nah, check this out!!" and wake up in the hospital
this is a gross one but. he dealt with bugs a lot post scoop (especially. flies. and what comes with them. iykyk). he'd come into work on mondays smelling like a can of bug repellant. you wont believe what he showers with instead of water.
He was williams least favorite but they had a weird relationship between him moving out and elizabeths death. like some days william despised him and michael just wanted to blow them both up with his mind and some days he comes home like "Hey mike whats up want some pizza for dinner tonight?" and michaels like "fuck yeah why not."
he's henrys favorite afton as a teen and he knows it. and he uses it. Henry fuckin loved that kid he had the man wrapped around his finger. William also notices it and he gets mad at henry over it.
in relation to that, henry was really gentle with michael which was. not helpful im sorry 😭
mike sleeps pretty casually. hes not a light sleeper but not a deep sleeper. unless hes tired. if he hasnt been getting enough sleep youll know because he sleeps like a ROCK.
he fucking loves italian food. for no reason. he just does
he unironically eats beans on toast. He tried it as a joke and then just. never stopped.
he still has his foxy mask it just doesnt fit him. he tries it on again and it hurts his head
cannot afford to go out to eat often and GOD does he complain about it. he is SO FUCKING LOUD when he complains about it. he wants his takeout man
Loves animals but they hate him. A crow tried to take a bite out of him post scoop once nad he had to fight for his life. bro saw his family for a moment there
he is so polite most of the time but if you talk to him after his shift he'll fuck you up. rudest bitch on the block and he was an asshole teen so he knows how to run his mouth
he plays solitaire.
does not know about the context but whenever hes depressed he says "tomorrow is another day" because time moves on anyways!!!! also idk i think its neat
he ate shit in the middle of his shift once and bashed his face on one of the counters and his coworker found the blood the next day and managed to start a rumor that someone died there until michael came in to work with his face bandaged up.
these are so rambly but funny so im gonna keep going
skateboards <3 totally tried to show off and ate shit until william told him if he went to the hospital again he'd take the skateboard. he still ate shit. just hid it better.
taught evan to do a lot. If he didnt feel like bullying him (for an array of reasons, but the biggest is just. boredom. or loneliness. or a mix) he'd teach him something just because he could. skipping rocks, flying a kite. michael doesnt remember it very well but evan does
cassidy kicked him in the knee so hard he was limping for an hour and so he found the golden freddy suit and kicked it too at one point. she didnt feel it tho. and jumpscared him out of spite.
he loves dogs and once brought evan to see one because his friends were busy and he hates being alone and the dog bit the shit out of evan. foreshadowing.
oh yeah i totally think he gets lonely btw. do not leave that guy alone he will get very sad and pathetic!!!
im capping myself here because jesus christ.
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HEADCANNONS(BEELZEBUB)


I just realized how long this is wow.. I mean Beel is the LOML so I guess I'm not that surprised
SFW
Warnings: none
- First off Beel is absolutely 7’3 or close to it, I refuse to believe he’s shorter than Shaq… Lucifer would be so mad knowing a human is taller than him eheh
- He’s the type to set off fireworks like idk… he’s the least scared of the sound and flames yk
- Beel definitely blushed harder than the others idk I feel like when something makes him blush he goes red
- Beel is a cuddled through and through not that he has a choice considering his twin but he enjoys knowing someone finds him comforting and would let any of his loved ones lay on him without judgement
-Honestly I think Beel is stronger than most of his brothers, like Mammon as the second born was intimidating when Beel brought up how much he works out which makes me think Beel is crazy strong yk?
- Even tho he loves all food he takes a special appreciation for food cooked by someone’s else for him like when his brothers or MC makes dinner
- Speaking of MC, he cares abt them so much honestly I think Beel is very selfless with the people close to him, and now MC is in the circle that’s an eturnity of loyalty
- Beel is definitely amazing at chess I think he’d play with Lucifer when they’re both free he’s definitely patient and observant
- He has an appreciation for beauty definitely, paintings statues any form of art I just think he’s the type to slow down and enjoy things but he often can’t because of his hunger
- Strong boi workout and,,, he uses MC as weights sometimes it’s nothing compared to his usual weights but they both enjoy it if you two were together he’d love to hav ur kids him after a rep
- And ofc regardless your encouragement keeps him going
- Dry ass humor but it’s so funny from him, like he could say something that’s definitely not meant to be funny but the way he says it so idk he’s just unintentionally funny
- He only has 4 facial expressions smile, frown, straight face no more no less
- Ok just because Beel doesn’t act out doesn’t mean he doesn’t want your attention, he’d prefer you give him attention just because you want to not because you think he’ll be dramatic about it
- He likes to subtly mark people, giving Belphie his jacket as a blanket, letting Asmo bedazzle his dumbell for decór
- He gives off the most body heat, like he just runs hot which is good because his room is always as cold as it can get
- Don’t get fooled, yes Belphie sleeps the most but Beel? He sleeps deeper there is almost nothing that can wake him even the smell of food, he'll just sleepwalk to the source
- I think in his Demon form he had an ACTUAL void in his stomach like anything that goes in is just gone from existence which can be good for making any kind of threat to his brothers especially Levi or Mammon
- Beel has a very deep voice and it gets even deeper when he’s hungry or tired
- Beel gives the best compliments stuff that really reaches what your insecure about and makes you feel good about yourself all day
- He will not hesitate to move anything in his way not violently just pick it up and move it even if IT is another demon
- It’s hard for him to understand just how little humans eat like “Only three times a day :0?” And ofc sometimes not even that he’d think your sick he first time you skip breakfast
- Why did i think his name was Beelzelbub for so long,,, idk where the second l came from
-I feel like he can't get poisoned by anything that's consumed or that gets digested like he won't get sick from consuming bacteria
-Ok so yk he has a tattoo I think it's some symbol with seven lines to symbolize his brothers
-He's such a family guy even tho he's pretty stoic he'd do literally anything for his brothers Levi's too sick to stand in line for a new game? He's got a snack bag to take his place. Satan needs help cleaning his room Beel's on the way. Asmo want's to try some new makeup Beel's already in the chair
-He picks up on the little things, part of why he's so quiet is because he likes to observe everyone else
-I love the idea that he just lets kids play on him and MC like they can just crawl on him and he'll have his gentle little smile
#asmomyluv#obey me#obey me beelzebub#obey me beel#obey me headcanons#obey me Beelzebub headcanons#obey me beel headcanons#obey me shall we date
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Hi, I’m here to share an angst idea. It can be for dad squad or something general I don’t care. BUT.
What if there’s some battle, and Rusl is struggling, and Link as a wolf calls for other wolves to help, they do, but it’s a mess. Rusl then sees something horrifying. A wolf that is bleeding and dead. The wolf looks almost exactly like Wolf Link. Rusl is hysterical and thinks his son is dead. He either gets pulled away or gets captured, idk. Link is fine tho, the wolf just looked a lot like him. But yeah… he thinks his son died
Rusl used his bandana to wipe the sweat off his brow as he stumbled through the field. The battle had been sudden and unexpected - he and Link had been making a delivery to Castle Town when they'd been ambushed by bulblins and bokoblins. Usually attacks came from small groups, three to four beasts at the most, but when nearly twenty of them came from across the hill as soon as the pair had left Faron Woods, it had caught them off guard.
Link had shifted into wolf form to be more maneuverable and draw the beasts away from Rusl, despite the blacksmith's protests. He'd also somehow managed to seemingly summon wolves from the forest to assist them. It had been bizarre and amazing to behold, and Rusl hadn't thought it was an ability his boy had, but he wasn't complaining.
So now that it was over, all that was left was to traipse through the malicious ash to find--
To find a wolf lying still in the grass.
Rusl's blood immediately went cold. He froze in place, his body and mind coming to a halt. He dropped his sword and ran ahead, heart screaming, mind blank, eyes frantically searching.
The wolf's eyes were half open, staring into the distance. Dry blood matted its fur. It wasn't breathing. He'd died sometime during the fight.
He'd died sometime during the fight.
He'd--
"Link," Rusl said helplessly, as if calling his boy's name would wake him up. "Link."
The Ordonian pulled the wolf into his lap, cradling him and rocking back and forth, occasionally giving a shake like he was just sleeping.
He'd died sometime during the fight.
And I hadn't even noticed.
"Link," Rusl tried again, voice trembling, completely helpless, knowing it was pointless but stuck in this loop, stuck in this frantic need to wake up someone who would never wake up again.
It had all been so sudden, they'd just been walking why did this happen--
Had he been calling out to him? Had he been scared? Had it been quick? Had he died slowly as he'd watched Rusl continue to fight, completely oblivious of his pain?
Rusl tried to say his boy's name again, but all that came out was a sob, and he buried his face in the fur, completely inconsolable.
Until his world shook, like the entire earth had shifted, and suddenly the wolf was gone and Rusl was alone and it was dark and--
Rusl opened his eyes.
He was in a bed. He was in a bed. A bed? What had happened? Had he passed out in the field? Where was Link, where was he what happened--
Rusl looked around frantically, sitting up, words caught in his throat. He saw Uli sleeping peacefully. He saw Hana in her cradle.
Some semblance of rationality tried to make itself known in his mind. If Uli is just sleeping like this then surely nothing actually happened, right?
He had to make sure.
Climbing out of bed, Rusl looked down at himself, seeing that he was stripped down to a nightgown as if he had just gone to bed like usual. He wandered into Colin's room to see the boy snoring, blankets twisted in his usual fitful sleep.
Was it his usual restless legs, or had he been crying because of his brother?
Even more anxious, Rusl walked straight through the den and outside, ignoring his bare feet, ignoring the chill of the night, ignoring the fireflies dancing merrily around him. He made his way across the village, breathless, and wound up in front of Link's home.
Climbing the ladder, he opened the door, heart in his throat, eyes wide, tears barely held at bay. The place smelled smoky, like a fire had recently been put out.
Filled with some hope, he moved swiftly, climbing the ladder all the way to the top. When his head just started to crest the highest platform, he saw him.
Link. Alive, breathing, drooling all over his pillow and completely oblivious.
Rusl let out a breath he'd been holding.
Spirits above, he thought as he leaned his head against the floor of the platform. No more nightmares like that, please.
Rusl climbed the ladder just high enough to pull the cover over his boy a little more before quietly making his way back to his own house, relieved and exhausted.
#I FINALLY GOT TO WRITING THIS#you ask skye answers#lovely smilesrobotlover#writing#rusl#secrets of the shadows#twilight princess link#tp link#twilight princess#legend of zelda
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idk if u remember string cheese anon but hi, it's me
honestly I might just send asks occasionally when I do mundane things that I think rocket would have interesting reactions to because I'm bored :P
I think he'd find coloring books really weird at first but then secretly do urs when u aren't looking (and if he's anything like me, he would see one of those "adult" ones that's needlessly complicated with the patterns and despise it for doing too much, but maybe he wants it to be complicated. it's overwhelming for me tho lmao)
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ STRING CHEESE NONNIE. how could i possibly forget you? please. you inspired some of my most delightful imaginings in the last few weeks and i am grateful for your presence in my asks!
no pressure but if you DO decide to send mundane things you think rocket would have an interest in, i would be eternally delighted
as you know, of course, rocket didn't really get a childhood. even the lovely memories he might've had playing tag with lylla & teefs & floor are more bittersweet than nostalgic. so when you tell him that coloring is relaxing and meditative and that it reminds you of being a little kid, he just blinks at you, and scoffs, and goes about his day.
but he pays attention. he watches you. and you seem to really enjoy it. and rocket doesn't like to miss out, so after you go to bed one night, he flips through your coloring book and opens your box of crayons.
they smell weird. waxy. he likes the feel of the fibrous paper wrappers under his fingers, though.
maybe if he had torn out the pages he'd ended up coloring, you wouldn't have noticed his additions so quickly. or if he'd just been more normal about his coloring. but rocket's style is too meticulous. unique. the colors he chooses don't always make sense - how d'you know? you ain't been around the universe long enough yet to say what's weird an' what's not, he reminds you smugly when you confront him. on the other hand, you realize that you have no idea what the high evolutionary did to his eyes. maybe he still can't see red - or maybe he sees more colors than a terran human like yourself could even dream of. either way, each stroke of color is deliberately applied. in fact, rocket's probably one of those people who adds more detail into the pictures: makes the boring humans look like other lifeforms he met once, or changes their clothes to reflect something he saw one time on a space station out in the lumyra system. i imagine he's actually really good at drawing in a particular, precise sort of way - he maybe hasn't consumed a lot of narrative or conceptual art, but he can glance at a mechanical diagram and flawlessly recreate it years later.
in any case, he's realized you're right. there's something relaxing about it - pulling color out across a soft sheet of paper. changing it. making something of it. it's liberating. it's freeing. he can do whatever he wants. go wherever he wants. he particularly likes it when you bring out older coloring books - the waxy smell has grown on him, combined with the scent of the shabby-soft, faded paper. he likes the simpler images over the more complex ones, too - but mostly because it leaves him more room to create what he wants on the page.
next time mantis stops by, she brings some coloring books that quill had sent along from terra. you and rocket pour over them, exploring each page. after he's done with captain-shit for the night, he takes a break from the new ship he's been building to sit with you and color in the common area.
it ain't like being a kid again, he tells you one night, thoughtfully.
you blink over at him. what?
coloring, he says. it ain't like being a kid again.
you wait, looking over at him while he thoughtfully selects another crayon.
being a kid was bein in a cage, he tells you quietly, turning his eyes back to his page and pressing the waxy tip into the paper. he doesn't look up.
this is like flyin.
#string cheese nonnie#rfh asks#rfh headcanons#rocket raccoon#colorin time#rocket raccoon headcanon#rocket raccoon fanfiction#rocket raccoon fanfic
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