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PENIS BLAST
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#eitri fire emblem#i think#idk i know nothing about dwarf book#fe#fire emblem#feh#fire emblem heroes#design takes
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Hi it’s me again 💀 anyway my request—
The fellowship reacting to reader dancing and singing on a table then asking them to join them up there?
So fun! Idk if I need to put a warning but I imagined these being in a pub so alcohol is mentioned (please drink responsibly)
Tabletop Dancing
Aragorn:
-He watches with a smile behind his cup of ale
-Kinda like the smile he gives when he sees Merry and Pippin high as hell in Isengard
-He is very amused and loves watching you have fun
-But he was not expecting to be asked to join
-I don’t think he is much of a dancer and although he does sing, he doesn’t necessarily do it in a pub sort of fashion
-He won’t get up on the table with you
-But he will hold your hand and walk around the table with you
-Another reason he won’t get on the tables is because he is too tall
-I’m pretty sure he is canonically 6’6
-His head would bust a hole through the ceiling and scare the living shit out of the people in the room above
Legolas:
-He’s a little shocked at first
-Elves party different from other races; and this seems a bit… uncivilized
-But he is nothing if not open to learning new cultures and traditions
-He finds it very fun to engage in; much to his surprise
-I think movie Legolas may not want to get on the tables; but if we are going by the books then he absolutely will jump up and will walk around on the backs of chairs because he’s a show off
-He does fancy twirls with you
-He possibly accidentally throws you off the table doing this
Gimli:
-Ok; he is fully accepting of this and has no hesitation to join
-Dwarves love a good party, and especially this dwarf
-Even more so if he’s had a bit to drink
-Maybe don’t pull him up on the tables though
-Dwarves may be short, but they are solid and should not jump on tables if you want to have a table afterwards
-He will sing his heart out with you
-He is so loud it drowns you out but that’s alright
Boromir:
-He is clapping and singing along the whole time
-Like Aragorn he also is a bit too tall for table dancing
-However he is not deterred once he’s drunk enough
-He’s definitely a light weight though so it’s doesn’t take long for him to get up there and belting his heart out with you
-He steals the show if we are honest
-He will fall off the table
-Every time
Frodo:
-We know this Hobbit will get up on a table to perform
-He’s not shy to having a good time
-He is happy to be pulled up onto the tables with you to dance
-He definitely kicks a few cups over because he’s a little clumsy
-But no one can even be mad at him because he is so cute
-Seriously that smile is even worse than puppy eyes
Sam:
-Probably the hardest to convince to join you
-He’s just not one to enjoy being the center of attention
-But he loves watching you having a great time
-He will need to be a few drinks in to join
-He is more worried about you falling off the table
-He will kind of dance around the table but really he’s just there in case you trip
-He will be singing whatever song you were singing the next day
-It is stuck in his head and he’s much more open to singing when not in a crowd
Merry:
-It all depends on his mood
-He doesn’t want to say no to you and he does enjoy a good table tap dance
-However he also likes just observing the joyful scene
-He will sing duets with you
-He is less involved as Pippin though, and instead favors hyping you up over putting on his own show
-He joins in with cheers to call and response type songs
Pippin:
-You don’t even have to ask
-He’s already up there with you
-Every table is this a stage for this hobbit
-You two are absolute menaces but the life of the party so it evens out
-Full choreography
-You always get a standing ovation
-This is like a weekly thing for you two at least
-You guys have loyal fans
Gandalf:
-This old wizard loves a good jig
-At first I was thinking he would never get up on the tables
-But then I realized he absolutely would if he was drunk enough
-Idk why but I have decided he knows how to break dance but will complain about how sore he is the next day
-He will deny ever dancing on the tables or belting out songs
-He’s too old and dignified for that…
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I hope this is a good enough response. I realize this isn’t really their reaction to the reader as much as just how they join in lol.
#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr headcanons#lotr preferences#legolas#lotr fellowship#aragorn#frodo baggins#boromir#meriadoc brandybuck#peregrin took#gandalf#samwise gamgee#merry and pippin#gimli#the lord of the rings#lotr x reader#lotr x y/n#the fellowship of the ring#the fellowship x reader
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i reread hammer of thor and i decided to list out some stuff i feel has been overlooked by the fandom
and stuff that hasn't been overlooked (at all) but i HAVE to mention it anyway. because reasons
also it's not THAT long of a post but it's pretty long so i put a cut there
nobody ever mentions the 'thinking cup' like whyyy
alex fierro the cheetah and weasel :)
"the gender thing wasn't what surprised me. what surprised me was the way my impression of alex had slingshot and the emotions that had stirred up"
magnus mentioning that he had been stuck in one gender his whole life and that it didn't bother him except the way it was worded made it seem like he was unsure about it jsfjfisfidgkgd
i don't think it's overlooked but the scene in which magnus is watching alex eat and halfborn goes "there's no shame in being attracted magnus" and he CHOKES
(not overlooked at all but) HEARTH'S POSESSIVENESS OVER BLITZ <333
(DEFINITELY not overlooked but) "buddy" *proceeds to take hearth's hands in his own*, "what is wrong with my elf" 😭😭
inge being fucking abused by alderman?? she was beaten??? and the iron on the door locks is harmful and extremely painful to hulder??? THAT ASSHOLE ALDERMAN
(in context to inge explaining that alderman kept a patch of wilderness in his backyard bc hulder need wilderness to live and so that he can 'hire' more help) "she said hire. i heard catch" BITCH-
the fucking wergild. i have a lot of thoughts about that and all of them involve alderman dying
also hearth's mom doesn't really seem like much of a good person either? she didn't stop alderman from being abusive towards hearth or the house staff AND she literally just cared about her reputation. maybe she wasn't as bad as her husband but she was still pretty bad (parallels there between hearth and alex)
also parallels between hearth trying to stop alderman from taking andvari's ring and trying to "pull his dad out from a hole deeper than andvari's" and magnus trying to save randolph from falling into the hole in the ground that led to helheim-
hearth and samirah's dynamic?? they've already had a fight and patched up AND were stuck together during the utgard lanes chapters. soooo a lot
also hearth and alex's brief interactions lol
"just, you know, a little respect" "for the girl with the sharp wire? no problem" "there was nothing confusing abt the smile she gave me. it warmed up the office by about five degrees" I LOVE THEM A TOTALLY NORMAL AMOUNT
amir fadlan. AMIR FADLAN EVERYBODY <333
samirah being a girlboss. samirah handling all the stress. samirah trying to show her true self to amir. samirah braving everything put in her way with courage. just samirah <3 <3 (everybody in the whole universe should be in awe of her btw)
the scene in which they're sitting on stanley (the eight-legged horse) and magnus is nervous to hold on to alex but she just takes his hands and puts them around her waist <3
for some reason i had assumed alex had cut magnus's hair for the first time in the woods but no. it was blitz? hm
magnus's casual mention about utgard loki being attractive ajsfjfsi
taylor swift being dwarf music and prince being giant music?? (and that giant named tiny being obsessed with elvis)
an alex speech pattern which isn't much of a pattern but it repeated twice in the book: once she said (in response to hearth signing something she didn't understand. this was around the time when she and samirah revealed that alex would be taking samirah's place) "yes alex. thank you alex for being so brave and heroic." and then the other time (in the end when magnus is visiting her in her room and picks up one of her pottery projects) "no you can't touch it magnus. thanks for asking magnus" idk i just think it's cool
the trophy wife thing. sif deserves better tbh
"a girl who was rocking that wedding dress"
alex straightening magnus's tie or smth and magnus's inner monologue going "she still smells like wood smoke. why does she still smell like a campfire?"
samirah's wedding outfit?? (sounds gorgeous tbh. except for the hood which) also i have a related question. is the hood in place of hijab thing disrespectful? /gen
sif and alex dynamic <3
sif's gifts to hearth (pouch of rowan runes) and alex (golden garrote)
alex and most other shapeshifters make random animal noises and shapeshift to random animals when they're nervous
halfborn's "death and glory," mallory's "kill everyone," and tj's "charge" aksfkfiovdm. and the way magnus just becomes so much stronger when he sees his friends-
the scene at the end of the marriage battle thing when alex is all concerned because she thinks magnus doesn't believe that she was just pretending to be under loki's control and sHE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM AND HE SQUEEZES HER HAND JDFJSFKFK THIS SCENE IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH
alex canonically calling magnus "sunshiny" and RESPECTING AND ADMIRING HIM AND HIS HEALING POWERS. they make me weak
samirah and magnus's dynamic is not given enough love. they are figuratively SIBLINGS and that level of closeness is not recognized by the fandom enough
(also not really about the book but. the UK cover of 'hammer of thor' depicts samirah with half of her hair falling out of her hijab. which. who tf designed these covers?? like somebody needs to give them a good throttling)
there's probably more that i don't remember but okay here have this for now :)
#yeah half of these are just fierrochase. don't judge me ok#magnus chase#alex fierro#samirah al abbas#hearthstone mcga#hearth mcga#blitzen mcga#blitz mcga#mallory keen#halfborn gunderson#tj mcga#thomas jefferson jr#amir fadlan#fierrochase#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#mcatgoa#mcga#hammer of thor
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A Veilguard thought about the Forgotten Ones and the ongoing theme in the series about history being inconsistent because it's impossible to find an unbiased source of knowledge-
I'm incredibly excited about all the stuff the game is giving me about the Forgotten Ones (not least of all because Dhraoibhan and their clan in the Tirashan follows them) but I'm also like. Hmmm. I didn't want the Forgotten Ones to suddenly be the good guys and simply have been maligned in the history books by followers of the Evanuris, but I wish there had been more nuance to them. So far, it just seems like they're treating them as Just As Bad Or Worse which is a REAL stretch based on Ghilan'nain honestly
Like I got a codex entry about Anaris after Bellara's personal quest in the ruins with her brother and her annotations at the end of it about how HORRIFYING it sounded, when the codex was literally just like... Anaris describing an army or something. It sounded like propaganda, yeah, like the usual tyrannical bullshit hyping themselves up, but there was nothing overtly monstrous about it that should have warranted her reaction unless she's still being emotional after seeing Cyrian and that's colouring her views
Maybe the game will give me more info, I think I'm really only at about the halfway point (exploration of the world map I'm at 78%, Codex entries I'm at 50%) but I just!!! I want to know who these people were!!! Why they were aligned against the Evanuris!!! Were they First elves, like the Evanuris, or did they come later? Were they elves who were elevated, like Ghilan'nain, who tried to overthrow the Evanuris? Given the things Anaris was doing in the ruins with Cyrian, were they trying to reverse the elvification process and go back to being spirits?
What's their great evil?? How are they connected to the Blight given that Anduril used to fight them and come back coated in it?? They can't be Titan spirits because they're obsessed with elves, not dwarves, you'd think they'd be all over the dwarves if they were big mad at elves. Plus Anaris didn't look like a spirit I'd associate with titans and elves
(have we EVER seen a dwarf... ghost? In game? Any sort of spirit representation of a dwarf? Is this another cut-off-from-the-Fade and return-to-the-Stone thing, dwarfs don't have spirits? Spiritual essence???? That feels racist. Solas where did you put the dwarf souls when you murdered the titans)
Maybe all of these questions get answered in the game idk. Maybe I just need to be patient
(also!!! For Forgotten Ones, people SURE DO KNOW THEIR FUCKING NAMES A LOT)
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Gotta throw Malleus in for the character ask meme with the recent madness goin on 😇 (Never apologize forda feral brainworms, oomfie) ++and maybe Deuce? iirc he was kinda high up on your character sorter thingie
Hasdfs I still keep on forgetting this is your main, one day I'll learn. One day.
Ty for the ask! Let's see here
Malleus
First impression
Cool mysterious dude with horns and things, and that voice? Sing me up.
He was also the one whose hand I took back when I first started playing.
I'd seen some fanart of him before playing so had some awareness of him, but didn't know much.
Impression now
Well, there sure is more nuance now, lol.
I do enjoy the duality of Malleus's apparent regality / maturity, and then those moments when you realize that he may be over a hundred years old but he's so totally a (sulky) teenager still.
It's definitely kinda tragic, thinking of just how isolated he has been, and always a delight when he gets to experience new things. (Like, remembering that moment in Firelit Sky when he's sitting in the car all pensive because he's taking in the experience of being in a car for the first time.)
And all the things he does with such good intentions (his dorm vignette, book 7), but with just abysmal execution.
There's just something endearing about how op he is in many ways, yet clueless in others.
Plus gotta love it when he sees fit to get playful / snarky.
He may have lost the top spot to Jamil but he is still my bias, too.
I mean, a dragon? How could I not love him.
Favorite moment
I have a feeling that vignette with Malleus taking Roaring Drago to Deuce for repairs will always have a special spot in my heart. I think it was one of the first stories where I started to see behind the first impressions I had of Malleus and grasp more of what's going on with him.
Idea for a story
I mean, there's the current madness that might or might not spawn something. (Can't believe I'm actually considering canon x canon things too, this is new, lol.) Otherwise I've not really thought of writing for him. I've got this snippet of a protective bff Malleus that I might use somewhere, though I did use parts of it here.
Unpopular opinion
Not sure if this is unpopular exactly, but while the jokes about Malleus not knowing this is not an otome game are funny, I personally read his in-game interactions with Yuu as being platonic.
But also like one can read these things in so many different ways so it's not like it bothers me much either way.
Favorite relationship
Can I say the whole Diasomnia family? Because I wanna say the whole Diasomnia family.
Lilia, if I have to pick and choose, because I just recently saw snippets of their Beanfest fight and I just loved the vibe.
Favorite headcanon
Uhhh headcanons are always the point where I screech to a halt because like idk I feel like I just try to stick to canon or plausible interpretations most of the time.
Tho I do always love art that makes Malleus look more obviously non-human.
Deuce
First impression
Trying to rack my brains ngl. Iirc, it took me a while to warm up to both Deuce and Ace (the bickering during Dwarfs' Mine didn't help). Though I think Deuce started off more favorable with at least trying to be sensible and behave himself (until the delinquent stuff came out from the left field).
Impression now
What a sweet, earnest boy. He's trying so hard and loves his mum unashamedly and I love him for it, even if he can be a bit of a silly goober.
(And yes, looks like he was rank 4 on the sorter.)
Favorite moment
Whenever he pulls through for us, like the end of book 4 (even if it was kinda unsuccessful, but they both sure tried), or worrying about us during book 6. Just, what a sweetheart.
Idea for a story
Nothing that I've been planning, but I certainly could do some more expanded friendship exploration for Emi even if Emi might end up looking kinda bad / haughty in the process, oof.
Unpopular opinion
I don't know if I've followed the fandom at large enough to know what the popular opinions even are, tbh. I mean, we all agree he's a sweetheart, right? Even if he's a bit of a knucklehead (affectionate).
Favorite relationship
Call me basic but I do love the friendship group with Prefect, Grim, Ace and Deuce. Took a while to grow on me, sure, but by now they're such a respite from all the everything that tends to go down in the main story.
Favorite headcanon
Alas, I am drawing a blank here 😔
(ask game in question here)
#ner talks#chatting with folks#guess you're still getting tagged as#diodellet#for this#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#deuce spade
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Bracket B thoughts:
"Yodel-Aadle-Eedle-Idle-Oo" is better than I expected from the movie's reputation, but I really only have so much tolerance for yodeling. Also the lines "You'll suffer till the end of time / Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme" from "Robot Hell" are hilarious.
...It's fucking "In the Hall of the Mountain King." I don't need to explain that one.
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws" isn't as bad as I remembered it being, but the verses that don't rhyme really irk me for some reason, and Lock+Shock+Barrel's singing is just...not great. So I'll give this one to "Big Shot."
"Wait for It," I will begrudgingly admit, is a good song. It's not the best villain song in that matchup, though. It's not even Burr's best villain song (that would be "The Room Where It Happens"). "Want You Gone" still very clearly has GLaDOS' trademark condescension, snark, and vitriol towards Chell, but it's also mixed with her complicated need for her to be around that adds a lot of emotional nuance to her insulting goodbye. Does she really want Chell gone because she's a pain in the ass, or because she knows keeping her in Aperture will hurt her? Does she want Chell to stay to keep testing her, or because she's her only friend? Honestly, probably some of both columns. GLaDOS has very good villain songs.
"Magic Dance" just feels like an excuse to have David Bowie do David Bowie things while singing a David Bowie song alongside minions whose singing...really sucks. "Meant to Be Yours" is a really intense encapsulation of JD's character, swinging from slow, emotional expressions of love to fast-paced, aggressive vows of violence.
"Great at Crime" is just a fucking bop, IDK. It's very catchy and goofy (in an intentional way).
Both "The Mob Song" and "Biggering" are very good, honestly. Personal preference for me.
Have you heard that guitar in "E.G.G.M.A.N"?! That shit SLAPS. It makes the phrase "I am the Eggman" sound cool.
"Look Away" is...really just not a Villain Song. Doesn't focus on Olaf enough. "There Ain't Nothin But Bad Days Ahead" is not exactly what I'd call good, but it's more fitting for this tournament.
...fuck IDK, I voted for "Who Will Know" because it seemed underappreciated, but I get why "Nothing Left to Lose" is winning. That one is really good. Maybe I should have gone for that instead.
All of the IEYTD theme songs kick ass and "Cog in the Machine" is no exception. Those vocals are powerful and emotional and very good.
"Love Doesn't Stand A Chance" confuses me because it has Regina calling Snow White a "bitch," but also can't show her doing any villainy more intense than childish mayhem like ripping a grandma's knitting and pushing a dwarf over. The tone is very confused. Also, Jeremy Jordan sings the English version of "Hurricane" and I'm a sucker for him belting about justice.
"Les Poissons" is...fine. But "Hero" and the scene it accompanies are some of the few things I actually like about RWBY, which says a lot about how good that song is.
"Heffalumps and Woozles" is not about actual villains but mere products of Pooh's imagination, so I am disqualifying it in my books on the same grounds as "Look Away." Also, "The Hounds" is pretty damn good.
I really appreciate the sheer drama of Raphael singing his own damn boss theme, and I honestly could not give a shit about that rich white girl.
I always like a good Weird Al, and "Let The Pun Fit the Crime" is very good, but "The Pitiful Children" had already seared itself in my brain as one of my favorite villain songs.
I’m right there with in Great at Crime. Epithet Erased songs are just so good lyrically.
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the never ending process of thinking about my ocs and wanting to redesign them, yet again, because no one can behold me to staying with one design ever
LOTS of rambling about my ocs below the cut ye be warned
that being said i’m thinking about yavari. she just kind of became a mash up of things i like. i have no idea if i like the centipede tail anymore. i also had the idea of giving her a giant centipede as a familiar that wraps around her shoulders. what if i gave her a scorpion tail? the centipede tail is so large and awkward i wonder if she would benefit from having something more sleek but still deadly. there’s also the antenna… she used to have horns that got replaced with the antenna but i can’t decide if i like them anymore, they kinda compete with her big ass ears for space. hmm.
also been thinking about kamaka. they’ve got through so many iterations that he honestly doesn’t have any semblance of consistency besides being yavari’s foil and reluctant travel partner to lover. i thought about making her a binturong bc they’re very cute and fluffy but also deadly predators, but i could also see him as a bear? i once designed her as a bee too.
the only things i’ve got set in stone is that she is from a rich noble family and ran away to live their live how they wanted free from societal expectations. his original incarnation was a dwarf and i’ve been trying to think of ways to play into that? i also wanted to base their design off polynesian cultures to reflect the sea-faring aspect of the story? yavari is a pirate after all, and her clothing is a mishmash of what i imagine to be scrounged and upcycled clothes from wherever she found them.
i think the real problem is that i have only the bare fucking bones of the idea of a story. i have an idea of how they meet but nothing for where the story goes or how it ends, just a lot of ideas for how these characters interact and bounce off each other. 100% of this project is just mashing my dolls together and seeing what they do. the setting is fun adventure on the high seas, and i know i want their arc to be that they make each other better people by the end of the story. idk how that happens tho.
my specialty growing up was always making characters and thinking about how they interacted with each other and their setting and coming up with all kinds of intricate world building but i have no idea how to plot. what even is plot? i don’t know, i spend more time reading nonfiction books about plants and space and bugs than i do reading fiction, which is something i want to fix; gotta refuel the creativity tank
i’ll figure this whole thing out one day. it’s the journey not the destination etc etc
(all of the same stuff can be said about my concurrent project about alien worldbuilding. not a drop of plot to be seen there, either, nor can i stick to any final design decision!)
#so much rambling about the blorbos in my brain#i have a problem and it’s called i love starting shit and never finishing it#seriously. it’s easy to come up with a million ideas. it’s so hard to follow them to competition when you have a million other#competing ideas at the same time of how you can streak throngs and change things and just keep futzing into infinity#how do people commit and finish stuff i’ll never know#how the fuck did that autocorrect to streak thongs? it was supposed to say tweak things. sigh#the bug speaks
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fuck it playing the tag game why not
Tagged by: @sqydliminal
Favorite color: It's green, always has been, especially when it's a deep or desaturated green
Last song listened to: Just listened to Tall Dwarfs - Dog which has also been on repeat for a while for me. Interesting band, not often talked about from what I can see but inspired several musicians I care a great deal about (Jeff Mangum, Robert Pollard among others) so I've been studying
Currently reading: House of Leaves :3. Picked up a physical copy on sale at a Barnes and Noble on sale because I had been waiting to read it until I was able to actually hold a book about it but now I'm making progress. Still have a giant reading list of experimental novels but until I can source copies of those, oops!
Currently watching: I guess this counts tv shows but I don't really watch those as much other than background noise lately. I guess I can answer Portlandia because there's a haunted tv channel we get that plays nothing but Portlandia and suicide and natural disaster ads and that has been noise for going downstairs. As for something I've actually given focus to? Uhhhhhhhhh,
Currently craving: Affection, an artistic outlet, some sense of stability, uhh money. Food-wise I could go for some dick lo mein but everywhere nearby (within a 1h drive) uses fucking peanuts everywhere and I would prefer not dying to satisfy that.
Tea or coffee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHnajf0-PMQ
sorry im not tagging anyone idk who i know that's cool with tag games and also i think my edible is hitting lol. thanks for the tag sqyd i havent done one of these before its fun also i guess do this if you want too if you see it hi waving
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Here’s a new au concept for y’all:
Snake oil salesman scar ends up lost in the wilderness and stumbles upon a cottage in the woods. It’s a bit before sunset, about an hour, and this is the first civilization he’s seen all day.
Outside the cottage, tending to… something, is a tall black haired moustached man who looks like he belongs in the city more than the middle of nowhere.
Scar approaches and they two introduce themselves. Scar barely reacts to learn his name is Mumbo Jumbo despite its oddity.
Scar tries to half seduce half sell his wares to Mumbo in the hopes he’ll let him stay the night. He really goes all out too, claiming his crystals were mined by a real dwarf in a bonafide dwarven mine, and his potion are the recipe of Mother Spore, and his glyphs were taught to him by the Vex themselves. Mumbo seems to be enthralled by him and invites him inside.
As they go inside, the place smells wonderful and Mumbo explains his wife just ran out for a bit to collect some ingredient they needed. Because they’ve spent the day making Mumbos favorite stew!
(Red flags do go up in Scars head, that he MIGHT be about to be murdered and put into stew and eaten, but after some thorough but subtle snooping, he finds nothing creepy about the cottage. No animal skulls, no taxidermy, no disturbing art, no suspiciously titled books. It’s just homely.)
It’s while Mumbo n Scar are making small talk, learning about each other, that Mumbos wife comes home. Their name is Grian, Scar has learned by now.
Now, there’s two ways this can go and idk which I like more: because obviously Grian is Mother Spore. And in this AU, Mother Spore is the most powerful witch in the region, known for her short temper, pettiness, brilliance, and kindness. A real “you’ll get exactly what’s you deserve” kind of witch.
So either, Scar immediately recognizes Grian as the Mother Spore and finds himself going “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck” bc he’s been selling fake potions under her name. Which obviously wouldn’t be appreciated. And Grian plays it nonchalant, or even passive aggressive, just to mess with him. OR!! He doesn’t recognize Grian, and proceeds to try to sell him his wares as well. Saying Mumbos already interested in some of it, and trying to convince him/pressure him to buy. Claiming he could take payment as them letting him crash on their couch. Etc etc etc. At which point Grian would start small and slowly ramp up the magic he uses in front of Scar until Scar realizes exactly who he’s been trying to con.
It’s also 50/50 if Mumbo knows what he’s doing by inviting Scar in. I like to think he does. But also it’d be so funny if it went right over his head.
— abridged anon
PS, maybe it ends with scar apologizing in another way, wink wink, and still getting to stay the night
Okay I LOVE the idea of Scar not know that Grian is the Mother Spore and is just oblivious to who he is tryna con in her name- and Mumbo kinda knowing but is still surpised when it does come up LOL but.. yes.. Scar does apologize in more than one ways.. hehe lets just say Mumbo and Grian don't want Scar going anywhere anytime soon.
(also is Grian trans? or is it just a "Mother Spore, Witch= Grian being referred to as she/her)
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hmm legolas for the ask game if you haven't done him already? or merry and pippin?
aaaah im so happy i finally got legolas :D thank you so much!!!! ❤️
legolas 🍃
Sexuality Headcanon: one of the few characters i can give a definite answer for!!! hes gay:)
Gender Headcanon: elm tree
A ship I have with said character: gimli!!!!!! legolas had his eyes set on that dwarf from lothlorien on. and he went and got him!!!
A BROTP I have with said character: i love the friendship moments between him and merry and pippin <3 like that moment when he and gimli went to wake up merry and spent time with him so he wouldnt feel too lonely…or when they went to visit merry and pippin at the houses of healing as soon as possible!!! and merry and pippin said that legolas shouldnt go 💔 waaaah
A NOTP I have with said character: aragorn…movie canon, fine i understand. i dont like it but i understand. but book canon?! legolas and aragorn have maybe two interactions!!! theres nothing!!!
A random headcanon: hes the baby of mirkwood!! two older siblings, a sister in law, an aunt, a mom and a dad, two grandmas and a grandpa!! ive been rolling the idea around in my head that he went to elrond without official leave from his father - thranduil wanted to keep everyone inside mirkwoods borders as the lands were getting more and more dangerous and didnt particularly want to send an envoy across the misty mountains that were crawling with orcs. legolas went anyway, partly because of typical. arielle reasons (i want to see more of the world dad!!!!!), partly because its the right thing to do, informing elrond and co of the escapeé. of course thranduil knows that they should send a message. but he values the lives of his people more than the exchange of information!!
General Opinion over said character: i like him so so much. i love him!!! smiling into the face of tragedy and escaping your sad ending by singing a happy song!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ i love him
merry 🧁
Sexuality Headcanon: uuuuuh uhm ummmmm bisexual king. preference for women mb?
Gender Headcanon: trans merry ‼️‼️‼️idk in which direction. its going somewhere!
A ship I have with said character: i think he and his wife can be so cute. estella :]
A BROTP I have with said character: he and pippin are legendary. i also love him and eowyn and him and theoden!!!! and treebeard…and frodo…and fredegar… and sam and and and!!! love and friendship all around
A NOTP I have with said character: ive seen some people ship him and pippin romantically which i think is strange. dont like that
A random headcanon: his wife estella is a painter! it gets merry (lover of categorization) interested in pigments and he writes a book about dyes and pigments, the biggest on that topic in the entire third age<3 also im a big friend of glasses merry!
General Opinion over said character: i like him a lot!!!! my special hobbit friend:)))
pippin 🎆
Sexuality Headcanon: i have literally never in my life thought about this
Gender Headcanon: he lost it 🤷
A ship I have with said character: his wife i guess…
A BROTP I have with said character: bergil!!!! and beregond!!! really cute moments there!! also whatevers going on with gandalf and pippin is so funny
A NOTP I have with said character: what i said for merry
A random headcanon: diamond of long cleeve, his wife, is from a family of hobbits closely associated with dwarves from the blue mountains, hence the themed name (i just know hobbits love doing that). they used to do quite a lot of business with them! but it died down when most dwarves left for erebor. so he and his wife plus some extended family that misses dwarven company eventually travel to visit gimli in aglarond, with some of diamonds aunts/uncles/cousins with a love for mining even staying there :)) since that was more about diamond than pippon heres another one for him: he grows his hair long after the war of the ring ❤️
General Opinion over said character: my boy!!! special and silly <3
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hello! would you write headcanons about thorin or bofur falling in love and then courting a male witch? he is a good friend of gandalf and has been tagging along for a long time, actually the only time he left the woods where he lived with radagast learning stuff
A kind of Magic, Thorin Oakenshield
I only write for Thorin, so I’m very sorry if you were hoping for Bofur,,,, I still hope you like it though!
Headcanons, male s/o
Tw: everyone lives au???? Mention of alcohol????? Maybe tipsy Thorin???? Idk???? None???? No proof reading because I was tired (sorry)
- I feel like Thorin would be, besides Fili and Kili, the most take aback by magic. He spent most of his life in a mountain doing nothing but mining, so magic was usually something which only got talked about during fairy tales for dwarflings.
- He’d try to hide it though. You could do something cool like conjure a simple spell or just light up his pipe and he’d be all confused, but play it off as normal.
- So when the two of you first met, you had no problem hiding the fact you practiced magic. And he was so amused. It was much different from Gandalf’s magic, but that wasn’t necessarily in a bad way.
- This man fell for you the minute you made a sassy remark to Kili and used your magic to trick him. Gandalf had asked you to tone it down, having traveled with you for years, but the rest of the dwarves enjoyed your quirks.
- And Balin knows what’s up. He knows Thorin better than anyone. He might even know Thorin better than Thorin knows himself.
- As the days of traveling turned into weeks, Balin had watched Thorin pine over you the entire time. And eventually, it got the best of him. He had walked up to Thorin one night, not even trying to beat around the bush with this one.
- “Are you going to talk with him yet or are you just going to sit here and admire him from a distance?” He wondered, announcing his presence immediately.
- “What are you talking about, Balin?” Thorin tried, pretending as if he had no idea what his friend had been talking about.
- “The lad, Thorin. It’s obvious you’ve caught your eye on him.” Yet, instead of answering him, Thorin just shrugged and stared off into the distance, his eyes now lingering on the fire erupting from the stack of wood.
- The rest of the journey became more difficult for Thorin. Balin had not once dropped the subject, and now Dwalin and his nephews found out. And Fili could not keep a secret to save his life.
- Unbeknownst to them, Gandalf had everything figured out already. To him, it was clear that you liked Thorin and Thorin felt attracted to you. And Gandalf had no shame whatsoever.
- So he just casually drops the subject one night. Out of nowhere. Like, there was complete silence and Gandalf just went “Are the two of you courting yet?”
- And everyone was so taken aback?????? Half of the company had remained oblivious, so murmurs started feeling the dark night.
- And Thorin turned so red???? It was hilarious to see, really. And besides that, this man can not lie. Not at all. So while you’re busy denying Gandalf’s words, Thorin just short-circuits.
- Thorin would probably throw in something like “Not yet, no.”. And then everyone is quiet again.
- And the rest of the night is just filled with awkward stares and uncomfortable conversations. You’d have to make a move on him or he’ll remain pining on you forever. And this man is stubborn.
- He won’t break until after you’ve reached Laketown. With the party the Town master had held, every dwarf got drunk off their arse, which finally made Thorin break.
- After countless attempts from your side, Thorin took his own chance. You had declined his tries the entire evening, giving up on your chance with him. He had offered to clean your weapons, share his meal and even went to the point of proposing to braid your hair.
- The tension of it got too much for you, up to the point you left the room, looking for a breath of fresh air. But, as stated, Thorin is stubborn. He went straight after you, though on a respective distance.
- “Thorin, I think I made it clear I didn’t have an intention on courting you.” You clarified, knowing he had been behind you before you could even turn around.
- “All journey you’ve been making attempts on me and when I’m reciprocating, you’re going to shut me down?” He wondered, almost sounding insulted. Upon those words, you turned around, tilting your head in confusion.
- “You showed me you had no interest. For months I’ve been trying to get your attention and you never paid heed to it. This is the alcohol talking.” You reassured, trying to get past him, but his hand on your shoulder is what made you stop.
- “Drunken words are sober thoughts.” Thorin offered desperately, managing to get a little smile out of you. Perhaps there had been hope.
- “How about you ask me again tomorrow morning?” You proposed, walking back inside.
- After the mountain had been reclaimed, you remained at Thorin’s side, ruling with him, ensuring the safety of his kingdom.
- He always treasured you, proudly showing you off in front of others. And even though he had known you for months - nay- years, he never once grew used to your magic.
- Gandalf had finally learned to let go of you, letting you stay with Thorin as he wandered Middle-Earth on his own again. At times, he would visit, but more often than not, it had been you and Thorin.
- And never once did his love fade. Now that he had finally been properly courting you, he couldn’t stop but shower you in affection and kind words all day. Offering to train with you when needed and staying with you as you studied ancient dwarvish books in order to learn more spells. Thorin had so kindly been indulging you in Khuzdul that you had nearly felt guilty upon not using it.
- This man loves you so much, you wouldn’t even know. Would you ask him to leave his kingdom for you, he would. And we both know how much that says about him.
#Thorin#Thorin oakenshield#tolkien#lord of The Rings#the hobbit#the company of thorin oakenshield#the company#thorin x reader#thorin oakenshield x reader#Thorin imagine
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your favorite character - Idia Shroud
favorite teachers - Crewel
zodiac - Gemini sun, Pisces moon
rice purity test score - idk what that is
the most appealing things abt you - My wit and understanding nature??
book smarts
my phone is ‘super soaking wet 🥺😫😖💦in every sense of the word
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I like to read, write and just stare at the stars. I love to ride a swing, and love to daydream. I have a small group of friends who I am comfty with. outside of that I don't like to talk to people. I can spend hours doing something if I love it. I forget to take breaks and take care of myself-
I hope that's okay! Thanks
—- 🐕🦺 WELCOME TO IGNIHYDE! a dorm based on the king of the underworld's spirit of diligence. twisted from hercules.
you and idia are like mother and son at times. you’re strict when it comes to his well being and he’s appreciative of that, but stop trying to take away his computer :/ it’s annoying.
you, daily, visit sams shop to see if he has anything new that idia can use. as thanks he lets you test out the thing he created out of the pieces you’d give him. some times they’re specifically for you to be able to keep savanaclaw away, annoying as they are.
your best friend is ortho! you two babysit idia ALL THE TIME! you often hyper focus, so you and ortho keep track of notes for his big brother and hardly mind because, he’s your dorm leader.
your close group outside your dorm consists of: jamil, trey, and riddle! you can often find jamil and trey cooking together, while they do you and riddle test them for upcoming exams, it’s a lot of fun! trey and cater always pay you a visit, despite how scared cater is, to make sure your taking care of yourself. jamil makes you take breaks when studying together, there’s no need to worry about that.
everyone goes to you when they need help with anything, you’re kinda like the parent of ignihyde. and idia plans on making you the next house warden because you’re dependability. also because ortho is quite young.
“that star is prettyyy!” you sang looking into the gigantic telescope you and ortho brought to a clearing.
“that’s not a star actually, that is actually a dwarf planet—”
“so… pluto?”
“what - what’s a ‘pluto?’
“ah, nothing! ortho, come look at this!”
“no need, i can see what you’re seeing from the computer.”
“but it’s better through the telescope. come over here!” you carried him to the device.
“oh, this is cool!”
“and the hard work we put in bring ing it here adds to the experience!” you gently elbowed your house warden as if the statement was directed to him.
“i put in the hard w-work of building it!” he retorted, taking your statement with an unnecessary level of seriousness.
“please, with your skill i doubt this was any sort of challenge.”
“i-i’ll have you know, this was actually more complicated than you’d bel-believe!”
“yeah, i don’t believe you in the slightest.” you winked, joining your smaller friend and leaving your flustered dorm leader to watch.
“bingo! that’s correct!” you clapped, you were quizzing trey while he taught jamil how to make tarts and that was his 80th correct question in a row.
“i expect nothing less of the vice leader of heartslaybul.” riddle stated proudly, leaning back on the clear counter. “my turn!”
“riddle, this’d be your 6th time proving your going to ace this test. why not give jamil a turn, hm?”
“very well then! jamil?” he continued when jamil nodded in acknowledgment, “when on a broom it is most important that you…?”
“find your core and maintain balance.” he replied without hesitation, placing the nearly finished tarts in the oven.
“huh, okay.. what about descent? what do you know about that?”
“when in mid air try to descend at the same speed as your breathing, which should be at a steady 4 second inhale and 8 second exhale. be sure to make sure there is nothing you can crash into within 3 feet of your landing area.”
“he actually paid attention to that…” riddle noted looking at you with surprise.
trey and jamil gave you looks of amusement at the sight of your conflicted whispering. you looked like little kids, not a sight often made of the strict dorm leader of heartslaybul. “give them a moment,” trey mumbled, a volume only audible to the scarabian beside him.
“hum, we held a vote!” you giggled, seeing riddle’s slightly defeated expression was funny.
“would you.. would you like to join our study group?”
dorm assignments!
#idia and orthos part isn’t actually romantic#for idia i mean ortho is strictly platonic#this can be interpreted how you want#twst headcanons#disney twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland headcanons#twst wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst scenarios#twst imagines#twst ignihyde#twst matchup#twisted wonderland match up#idia shroud#twst ortho#jamil#trey#riddle
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Found Family AU character facts (part 3)
apparently, I can't just leave this at one or two, I have to do more than is required for this au - such is the way of life I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
for these, I'm only doing a sort of pre-story type thing, ya know, like their origins, who the characters were before they all knew each other. if I didn't condense these down to that point, well, we'd be here all day reading practically an entire book on one single character [I think I'm exaggerating here?]
this one got a bit long so I'm putting it under the line.
hey uh, are any of you actually interested in their backgrounds? idk if that's something that interests people or not but I'm writing these and it just makes me wonder, y'know? [of course, now that I've started, I can't just stop, there's still so many characters. but still...curiosity and all's got me wondering]
Sausage
Sausage is a dwarf of Mythland who was born a single child to the Dwarf King. ever since he was a child, he dreamed of being a mighty sorcerer that could use all kinds of magic but being a dwarf, magic comes a lot harder to him than it would a human or another magical creature - such as his good friend Gem.
the kingdoms of Mythland and the Crystal Cliffs were close allies and have been for generations - the Grimlands does not exist at this time. Sausage grew up alongside Gem and fWhip of the Crystal Cliffs - he revered Gem and her magical abilities, and found a close friend in fWhip due to neither of them being able to wield magic. Gem did try to teach Sausage magic despite the lessons never producing even a spark of magic - that of course didn't stop him.
he and fWhip would often get into trouble, playing pranks and whatnot on the people of the two kingdoms, and sometimes they could convince Gem to join in with them.
the trio stayed close friends through the years, and when Sausage's father was slain in battle against a pillager raid the siblings were there mourning alongside their friend. he took vigil at his father's final resting place for an entire day, as is tradition, then the next day he held a celebration in honor of the fallen King, with a feast to finish off the night.
Sausage was crowned the new Dwarf King within the week and his friends were there for his coronation - fWhip, ever the tinkerer, set up a firework display for him, and Gem gifted him with an old spell book written by a Mythlandian and enchanted rings that provided protection.
things became hectic around this time, what with being a new king with new duties and protecting his empire from pillagers, and he can't see his friends as often. Gem also gets busy with her studies and fWhip starts exploring the mountains - something that the people of the Crystal Cliffs don't do. in this time, he also adopted a pup that he named "Bubbles" and she became his second in command.
several months later, he gets word that his friend fWhip has gone missing. he drops everything to travel to the Cliffs and be at Gem's side - she tells him that fWhip has been missing for quite some time and she blames herself that she never noticed. he comforts her and they go out on a search for him, which unfortunately results in nothing but a few belongings found deep within the mountain and a journal.
Gem holds a funeral for her brother and Sausage stands vigil once again for a loved one. he offers Gem any aid that Mythland can provide and she graciously accepts. he visits her from time to time after the event but eventually, he just gets busy and more time drags between each visit.
his kingdom prospers with a plethora of new buildings - an iron farm, a forge, new docks, bigger and better homes for the people, and all kinds of other things. one thing that stands out from the rest is a summoning circle - this, he uses to sacrifice the crimson sheep of the land in the hopes, not for power, but for knowledge and guidance, and that one day the gods - whoever may be listening - will return his friend to him.
he gains quite a bit of knowledge in the ways for forging weapons imbued with magic and using anothers' magic to alter ordinary everyday things - such as a dark oak tree or even a mushroom. this is all for the benefit of his kingdom so he doesn't see a problem with his sacrifices, despite what his advisors may believe.
he met with other rulers, some he'd been neglecting to talk to, and others who were just coming into power. one of the first new rulers he met was Pearl of Smallholding - a chaotic girl with flowers in her hair and a grin that never fades. another was the Codfather, Jimmy Solidarity-Shadow - one of the merfolk who's kingdom rose slowly from the swamps and without anyone seeming to notice. months after meeting these two, another kingdom arose, this time practically overnight, and the ruler was none other than fWhip of the Crystal Cliffs - his best friend - but this time, fWhip was the Count of a near-barren plains dubbed the Grimlands.
the trio celebrated fWhip's return and Sausage, once home, thanked whatever gods that had brought his friend back. visits between the three kingdoms became commonplace again, as well as visits to the new Cod Empire - though, those were to pick on the new ruler there.
Sausage did learn not to take things too far in teasing the Codfather because one day, he and fWhip had set up a "minor, harmless" trap and when the Codfather got injured and bedridden for a few days, well, they found out that Queen Lizzie of the Ocean Empire was not someone you wanted to anger. after, they did continue their teasing but they kept it well below danger levels.
a year or so after fWhip's return, Sausage met another new ruler who had just come into power and who's kingdom had been lost to the world for ages - King Joey Graceffa of the Lost Empire. Joey took interest in his sacrifices and his borrowed magics, maybe a little too much interest if the bloodlust in his eyes was anything to go by.
Joey
Joey is born the youngest of three children to the Emperor of the Maztec Empire - his siblings being the princesses.
he, like all others of the royal family, are born with parrot wings to match the local parrots of the jungle. he often used his wings to escape his lessons, though being third in line for the throne, he was allowed lenience to goof off and have fun anyway since the throne always went to the eldest.
but, Joey was the jealous sort as well and would often play dirty pranks on his sisters, and most times, they ended in some injury. though, he was also quite intelligent and could almost always pin the blame on another, usually on someone of the lowest class - the mudbloods who were more of a hybrid of cat and human.
one such dirty prank went horribly wrong and his eldest sister lost her life. it had involved a cave, the cave collapsed, and she got caught in it. he watched her struggle for some time, oddly curious about it, but eventually went and got help. the healers tried to help her but she soon passed on.
a funeral was held for the princess days later and she was cremated - as is tradition for royalty. life moved on, as it does, and the second princess became next in line.
after the death of the first princess, he became a little more interested in the act of dying than a boy should. he was curious and wanted to find out more about death, and the mudblood people were right there for him to experiment with. he made sure to only take one person every so often for experiments - the jungle could be a dangerous place and was often unkind to wanderers so if one or two people went missing every few months, then who was to know?
aside from secretly pranking his sisters and stealing away the lower class, he would spend time with the gentlemen of higher standing - the purebloods who were humanoid cats and certainly looked it. he would pick one to mess around with, or two or three if he so desired, until he eventually grew bored and discarded them like they were yesterday's trash.
his remaining sister, nearing her adulthood, started dreaming of leaving the kingdom to explore the world - she'd always wanted to but their parents would never permit it, nobody entered the kingdom and nobody left. he would stay up late with her on the nights he grew bored of gentlemen, and talk to her about her dreams.
with her becoming an and their parents getting older, he worried that soon, she would be taking the throne. so, he thought up a plan and talked with her about it - he could get things set up and all she would have to do is follow through, and before she knew it, she'd be exploring to her heart's content.
she was nervous, of course, but Joey is a charmer and used that to his advantage. he convinced her it was the best option for her if she didn't want to be tied down, and she could always return if she wanted. she agreed, wrote a farewell scroll that she gave him for safekeeping, and followed him one night to a secret area where a boat and some supplies were waiting, as well as one of his callers.
this she was confused about at first until Joey showed his true colors and killed her in cold blood. he then casually sent the gentleman off in the boat with his sister's body, promising him great rewards for his return if he got rid of the evidence.
he then returned home and set out the farewell letter in her room where it would be found, and went to bed. he awoke to the news late the next day, and also with a visit from his accomplice.
a few weeks later and there was no word from the princess and the guards sent out to search for her found no trace. though his parents prayed she was well, they still mourned her leaving. Joey was to be next in line should the Emperor and Empress pass and he celebrated in secret with the gentlemen who helped him - then when he got bored shortly after, he killed him too in the same cave his eldest sister died in and left his body to the mobs.
when he neared adulthood - only months away - he started his next plan for his rise to the throne. he acquired a poison that would imitate a deadly disease but not be curable by any known remedies. he used this on his father over the next several weeks and watched with secret glee as the Emperor grew weaker and weaker and the healers floundered about trying to cure him.
preparations were made, the Emperor passed on with few final words, and days later a funeral was held for him as well. his urn was placed next to the eldest princess' once everything was done. the Empress mourned the loss and Joey stood at her side.
he watched as her grief began to consume her, she spoke of loss and wishing she could join her husband, Joey listened to her words and wondered about what Maztec would do if she left too. she said it would be in good hands - he was a capable young man and if he ever needed help, there was a council of advisors at his side.
over a week later, the Empress took her own life, leaving behind a letter to her only remaining child. a third funeral was held, his mother cremated and laid to rest beside his father and sister, and he was crowned Emperor of the Maztec Kingdom.
Joey was free to do as he wished and he gladly accepted the freedom - everything was good and he was King.
but over the next several years, he found himself growing bored - not even building new temples kept his attention for long. he eventually started exploring, just a little ways, from his home and eventually came across the edge of the jungle which met the edge of a more barren land.
he visited the boarder a few times, curious about this other land, but never crossed it. then one day he met Count fWhip of the Grimlands - the name of the barren land. they spoke for some time at the boarder of their kingdoms, and set up a couple future visits to one another's kingdoms - fWhip visited his first, then he visited fWhip's.
at the visit to the Grimlands capitol, fWhip invited him to the next Gathering of Empires - apparently there were 9 other rulers out there besides the two of them, and one even had wings too!
he accepted the invitation without a moment's hesitation and at the next Gathering, his kingdom - the Lost Empire as it was written in old history books that an ally of fWhip's had found - became known to the rest of the world.
he found that the other winged ruler - Scott Smajor of Rivendell - was a very cold and distant person. but, the others were friendly enough, especially the Dwarf King - J Sausage of Mythland - and he took an interest in the man and the magics he was studying.
they became friends, and he by default joined an alliance with fWhip and Gem who were allied with Sausage.
#empires smp#found family au#xornoth adopts child!shubble au#mythical sausage#joey graceffa#these are getting to be so long now#i'm trying to keep them condensed but it's so difficult!#there's just so much to tell about these characters#ugh#i don't even know if anyone really wants to know this stuff about all these characters#but I can't just stop now that I've started
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Bilbo and/or Frodo for the character ask thing bestie 💞
I'll do both! Thank you bestie!! 😘 starting with Bilbo:
My favorite thing about them:
Picking just one thing is so hard 😫 If I had to summarize, I guess, it would just be the amount of personality he has? Obviously Bilbo has a whole book to himself so we have more time to get to know him, but even in LoTR there's so much Bilbo influence spread over the world we see, and all of it ties together into this lovable multi facteted character. You've got his bacon loving, his poetry and songwriting, his rooms dedicated to clothes, his love of flowers, his work translating and being a historian and overall his patent Bilbo habit of being equally rude to everyone, elf lord or dragon or wizard or gardner adjdn what a guy!
Least Favorite Thing About Them?
....nothing? Unless you count simpering Thorin fanboy 2012 Bilbo in which case I could go on for hours.
Favorite Line?
This one is sick: “So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings.” but this one is also good and it makes me irrationally sad;
"Don't adventures ever have an end? I suppose not. Someone else always has to carry on on the story."
BrOTP;
Oh man, its gotta be Elrond. I love that the 6000+ year old elf lord of Imladris thinks this rude bitch is so funny he just lets him live as a VIP in his house and write songs about his dead dad. Runners up include; Bofur, Bombur, Balin, Aragorn, Thranduil, Gaffer etc.
OTP;
None! Aro/Ace icon.
A Random Headcannon:
I've talked before about this before, but I think Bilbo getting some sick burn scars from his narrow escape from Smaug would be cool. I mocked up a concept sketch for it once and now I just envision him that way subconsciously.
Unpopular Opinion:
I think while Bilbo is attached to his Dwarven friends and to Erebor for nostalgic reasons, he's far more drawn to and fascinated by Elvish culture and history. He settles down in Rivendell and starts learning their history and languages, and is named "Elf Friend" by Thranduil, and eventually goes to Valinor (with elves). Idk if this is really unpopular but I see a lot of people headcannoning Bilbo becoming like an honorary dwarf or wearing dwarven clothes/braids after the Hobbit, and while that's cool, frankly I think he was a little done with dwarves for awhile after that whole fiasco lmao.
Song I Associate With Them?
"Come Along" by Cosmo Sheldrake is my go-to Bilbo song, but I also like "Jackrabbit" by San Fermin- it's about thrill of leaving everything behind to have an adventure 😤👌
Favorite Picture Of Them;
Tove Jansson Bilbo My Beloved 💕
And now Frodo, my poor little meow meow 😔
Favorite Thing About Them?
God this this hobbit is just,,,so kind 😭 there isn't a resentful bone in his body, after everything that's happened to him. He wants the best for everyone and that's what pushes him to do what he does.
Least Favorite Thing About Them?
Again...I'm at loss? The only thing I can think of is encouraging better communication between Sam and Gollum, but my god it's not like he didn't have anything else on his mind at the time. You know what? nevermind. The only thing any Baggins ever did wrong was being thicc af and giving their sons unfortunate names.
Favorite Line;
To illustrate my earlier point, here's one from the Scouring of the Shire that sucker punches me; “It is useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing."
And this one, which is just, the heartbreaking distillation of his character arc;
“It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: some one has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them.”
BroTP;
Merry and Pippin and Sam, obviously 😂. Also my MAN Fredegar Bolger you are not forgotten 😤✊
OTP;
Samwise Gamgee babee 🥰
A Random Headcannon;
Have a little dump of a few; he has constantly cold hands (even pre-quest) he can't cook for shit, he went through an "artistic" phase and there's a room in Bag End full of his landscapes, he's a fantastic dancer even as far as Hobbits go, he chews his nails, one time Sam accidentally stepped on a lizard in the garden and brought it to Frodo, and Frodo nursed it back to health and named it "Smaug" and kept it a secret from Bilbo for several months before his uncle found out (Bilbo let him keep it of course).
Unpopular Opinion;
Hmm I don't I really have any, or if I do I'm not aware they're unpopular. Except for disagreeing with the ice cold "Frodo was useless" take but that goes without saying.
Song I Associate With Them:
"A Pearl" by Mitski and "Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight" by The Beatles :'-)
Favorite Picture of Them;
Baby boy. Baby.
Thank you for the ask my love sorry it took so long! 💕💕💕💕🥰
#not me asking for characters and then falling asleep before i could answer 🙄#anyway this was super fun ill still take some if anyone wants to send another character#even an obscure one#ask game#torterragarden#lotr#jeepers creepers#frodo baggins#bilbo baggins brainrot hours#bilbo baggins#the hobbit#samfro#cw long post
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If you’re looking for little prompts to practice for Sherlock!Henry, maybe sitting for lunch with him? A meal of his favorites as a treat? Is that too much idk aksjsjksns
A/N: I sort of messed with it a little. We brought him a dessert instead! Also my eyes are currently not focusing on the screen of my laptop so I apologize for grammar/spelling mistakes. Also I apologize for how short it is. My brain is broke
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Scotland Yard bustled with detectives and government men. The man at the front desk offered to take you to Detective Holmes’s office. You politely declined and told him that you knew the way.
You carried a little container in both hands, not wanting to drop it. The men you passed were sure to step aside, offering to help you but you insisted on carrying it yourself.
As you moved through the building, your stomach churned. You wondered if maybe this was a bad idea. He’d been busy lately with work, so busy in fact that you rarely saw him, save for when he’d crawl into bed and briefly wake you up at some ungodly hour to tell you he loved you. But then when you’d wake, he was gone.
It was difficult on you and you missed him dearly. But hopefully this treat would give you both a little time together.
The door to your husband’s office was pulled shut. This wasn’t off. He often liked to have it shut when he was reviewing a case or when he needed peace and quiet.
You balanced the dish in one hand and knocked twice.
“Come in.” His deep voice came from beyond the heavy door.
You pushed the door open and stepped in
Sherlock sat at his desk, his jacket resting across the back of his chair. Numerous papers and nearly a dozen books were scattered across his desk.
“Y/N, my darling. What a lovely surprise.” He moved around his desk to greet you.
“I just came to have a little something with you.” You placed the dish down on the corner of his desk. “It’s lemon cake. I made some and with how rough work has been on you, I figured you could do with a slice.”
He smiled softly, his hand coming up to cup your cheek.
“I was just thinking about your lemon cake.” He leaned down to kiss your forehead. “Come, sit. I’ll shut the door.”
“Oh, love, I don’t want to stay and bother you. You look very busy-,”
“I am never too busy for you.” He assured you, cutting you off with a tender smile. “But if you’d like to leave, I won’t make you stay. I know you don’t like it here.”
It was true. You didn’t like how busy everything was, how noisy things could get, how rude people could be.
“If you have a few minutes, I’ll stay.” You told him, sitting down at one of the chairs in front of his desk.
Sherlock closed the door to his office then moved to retrieve the dish you brought. He sat down in the chair next to you, placing the cover for the dish on his desk.
“I could do with a slice?” He repeated your words from earlier, a grin tugging at his lips. “Darling, this is the whole damn cake.”
You smiled sheepishly.
“I didn’t want to leave it at home. I knew I’d eat it all if it was there.”
“So you figured you’d bring it to me so that I would eat it all?”
You giggled softly.
Sherlock picked up the fork you’d brought for him and took off a piece of the cake. He brought it up to your lips and you happily accepted.
“How does it taste?”
“Delicious.” You hummed, smiling.
He returned the smile and took a bite of the cake, moaning just slightly. His eyes fluttered shut and you couldn’t help shifting in your seat.
“I swear, you spoil me.”
“That is what a good wife does.” You licked the pad of your thumb and reached out to gingerly brush some frosting from the corner of Sherlock’s lips. “Especially when she has nothing else to do while her husband busies himself with his work.”
He let out a little sigh, putting the fork down on the plate and placing the plate down on the corner of his desk.
“I know these last couple of weeks have been challenging.” His large hands took yours, dwarfing your fingers between his own. “But I want you to know that I appreciate everything you’ve done, and I want you to know that I see everything you’ve done to try to make things easier for me.”
It felt good to know that your actions didn’t go unnoticed, that even though sometimes it didn’t feel like he saw you there beside him, he knew you were there.
You gave him a tight smile, unsure of what to say to him. Your eyes dropped down to your hands. The way your smile slowly faded from your lips didn’t go unnoticed by him.
There was silence between you both for a while. He chewed on the inside of his cheek, trying to find the right words, trying to think of the right things to say.
“How many nights have you eaten alone this week, darling?” He leaned forward to kiss your cheek, his nose brushing along yours.
“It doesn’t matter, Sherlock. I know what I agreed to when I married you.”
“But it matters to me.”
You held his cerulean gaze, feeling your insides flutter. You missed those eyes dearly.
“Nearly every night this week.” You murmured.
He let out a little breath, head bowing as he rubbed the back of your hand.
“I’m so sorry, my love.”
“Don’t apologize.” You leaned forward to kiss his head. “Your duties are important.”
“Not more so than you.” Sherlock looked up to meet your eyes. “You are the love of my life. Nothing comes before you.”
You smiled, kissing his lips.
“Tonight, I’ll be home in time for dinner.” He promised you, his hand finding your knee. “We’ll have dinner, then perhaps take a bath together before bed. How does that sound?”
“It sounds perfect.”
He smiled and nodded his head.
“Then it’s a deal.”
“Oh, but love, if it doesn’t work out, it’s okay-,” You started, wanting to explain to him that you wouldn’t be mad at him if things changed and he ended up staying late at work again. But he cut you off, pulling you to your feet and wrapping his arms around you.
“Nothing is going to keep me from that bath.” He promised, kissing your temple. “Nothing.”
And you believed him. When Sherlock promised you something, there was nothing that would get in his way.
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I feel bad for all the nice J*nsa shippers who like their ship for whatever reasons (tropes, pretty art, aesthetic appeal, whatever) and know it's not canon but get associated with the misogynistic Dany hating crowd who act like Jon being attracted to Ygritte is J*nsa foreshadowing because red hair (I guess Jon should fuck Edmure Tully too? Omg give me Dark!Jon getting revenge on Catelyn by seducing her brother!) Tell me something. I'm new to the fandom but was J*nsa popular before the show? And I've heard something about the OG J*nsa shippers being alienated by the new shippers who insisted it had to be canon and acted like the series is called, "A song of J*nsa #danysux." I don't find that hard to believe because I know people who are now ashamed of calling themselves J*nsa shippers. Like, at this point, it's not only rival shippers who hate it. Even Gendrya/Braime/Jon stans/etc have started disliking that ship. You know your fandom is a problem when people who have nothing to do with Jnsa have a problem with it.
me: reads this ask
me: iwastheregandalf.gif which I can't find now but
okay anon buckle up because I am sadly well-equipped to answer this ask but before I do lemme tell you dark jon seducing edmure to take revenge on cat is LITERALLY THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD but *clears throat* ALL RIGHT THEN.
disclaimer: as anon says I have no issue with like the shippers mentioned by anon in the beginning and ngl I agree, I have ABSOLUTELY ZERO FUCKING STAKES in the j*nsa vs j*nerys war and the only het jon ship I gaf about is jon/ygritte and we all know where that ended up I just... have been here since 2011/adwd was over and all the fic around was just for the books under secret lj communities and asoiaf qualified for yuletide and I have... seen... things.... and I actually have like uh had... beef... with some people in there and I know things bc ppl who hated those others told me stuff so anyway *sigh* buckle up anon I'mma tell you the story of jon shipwars through the years
in order, the old gods help me here, under the cut bc this is long as fuck
when I got into fandom also given what numbers were on ao3 one ship was popular and it was sansan. no like sansan was lit. the only asoiaf ship on ao3 with more than 200 fics. jb had twenty when i checked first. jc had like around 100-ish because of the show but sansan dwarfed anything. I posted the first jon/ygritte fic on the ao3 tag and the fourth throbb fic and like the others were all reposts from lj kinkmemes. nothing was popular before the show except for sansan when it comes to huge numbers bc grrm doesn't like fic and it was all hush hush until the show made it impossible to control and that ship was the one with a huge enough fanbase it actually had numbers, so like... j*nsa wasn't popular in the way nothing else was popular until it got screentime on the show
now, that stated, j*nsa had a... fair amount of fic for a rareship which was mostly book-based and from og shippers that were there from before the show and liked it for what it was but literally none of them thought it was gonna be canon, like it wasn't huge or anything but it had a small but dedicated fanbase who did their own thing and thought it was fun/liked the idea but that was it
that fandom had their own niche of hcs that they cultivated and shit except that like... at the end of S5/beginning of S6 there was a surge in shipping for... well obvious reasons bc it was obv sansa was getting to the wall and that would have been all nice and good but a) it was the time puritanical shipping was starting to take root and the 'shipping sansa with sandor or tyrion is hella problematic' rhetoric had started to circle coming from sans*ery shippers mostly but I'mma not open that fucking can of worms here, b) while the ending of S5 had more of a theon/sansa spike, the j*nsa stuff started getting big
now here we have to mention my villain origin story ie: j*nsa fandom had this one stan whose name I won't make because honestly it's been years and if she's still around I don't want her to remember I exist who was a bnf, wrote for... the website that created the whole larry/carol thing etc who was really fixed on this thing that j*nsa was actually canon and started writing extremely popular meta about it. now you're gonna ask how do you know, I know because this person once wrote a meta named 'why robb stark is a dick' and I told her that it was really fucking bad meta and she took it so badly she kept on trash talking me on her blog/her podcast (I was apparently the insane robb stark fangirl l m a o good lord) and like that was when some sane ppl who argued with her informed me in pvt that she was basically harping on the CANON thing when they'd have been okay with like... it being crackshipping and that she was basically cultivating a hoarde of followers who were harping on them/the ogs and basically ostracizing them;
I would like to add that this person - before her tumblr got 'accidentally deleted' and remade it therefore deleted most receipts for, er, her so-called meta which included stuff like ned and cat raised sansa as a sexual object and only wanted to sell her like cattle - had at some point started a round robin fic thing where... some of the characters mocked openly said stuff that some of the og fans had said specifically targeting them and people in that side basically went harassing anyone who didn't agree with that specific notion
now never mind that this person basically coined an entire term to describe ppl who liked white guys and excused all their wrongdoings out of my conversation re robb basically lying about everything I said as if I didn't have the receipts and tried to sell shirts with it and it didn't work and like then she got kicked out of her own website because she was telling her commenters disagreeing pretty shitty insults (considering I was called psychotic for disagreeing with her that time I don't doubt it) I think at some point she stepped back from fandom bc idk wtf she's up to these days and I don't want to, but basically at that point the dam was broken and there was a bunch of puritanical shippers harping on anyone who didn't agree with j*nsa is canon endgame stuff
this also includes an incident when those ppl were like... passing themselves as throbb shippers and ended up trying to tell t*hramsay shippers off the theon tag based on moral reasons and I ended up arguing with all of them (and they were all from that crowd) which in turn landed me in contact with other og j*nsa shippers who were like detached from that fandom bc those same people harassed them away as well ssooooo fun
anyway when S6 happened everyone was high on it and whatnot but I wasn't gonna begrudge them that I mean... you shipped it for years, canon is delivering you, good for you, but then j*nerys happened
god j*nerys happened
aaand basically...... I mean personally I was there like are y'all seriously arguing about the best incest jon ship out there but like basically the j*nsa endgame side was like AH JON IS PLAYING DANY SEE IF IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, the j*nerys obv got defensive af and both sides were sort of alternatively shitting on jon/ygritte anyway and depicting any other romantic rship jon could have as abusive™ and during S8 it just got worse and like I tried to stay out of it but basically from what I'm seeing now idk how the j*neryses are doing but on the j*nsa one it's ah jon's gonna play dany anyway and she's going to go insane like in the show so SHOW TRUTHING EVERY OTHER WAY and like again denying that sandor exists or that tyrion exists and like I barely touch my corner (sansan) but I ended up arguing with j*nsa/th*nsa people on twitter who were antis and is2g it was white-hair inducing and I know for sure the sansa/tyrion shippers were harassed to hell and back throughout so FUN
and even if the show didn't go there now since everyone there banked on the jnsa endgame thing and admitting you're wrong is like... not a thing, they still haven't let go of it and attach to that ship any shred of evidence which honestly is grasping at straws half of the time (like... the sansa/alysanne parallels like guys please no) and which is why every other ship is starting to get fed up, attaching canon proof of stuff from other ships onto theirs see that batb argument and jb is platonic but jonsa is not nvm taking all the sansan stuff and throwing it on j*nsa but then denying that sansan has canon evidence (like guys I had to read sansa touching his shoulder when saying gregor wasn't a true knight wasn't meaningful and we were seeing things please) and blah blah blah
this also goes hand in hand with the fixation on like... villanizing dany at all costs and like is2g I have zero investment in dany or her storyline I don't even remember it and I don't particularly care abt her either way and sure af I'm not for j*nerys endgame but like.... some stuff I read is completely excessive esp when fixing on how she's a completely mad tyrant who's gonna have to be put down and like... guys no
(also there's some srs stannis hate in that corner which I honestly don't get why they even care abt stannis but I had to read stuff like ppl don't recognize that dany and stannis are the real villains in this saga and like........ idek)
I think most of the og shippers are gone or don't ship it openly bc they don't want to be attached to the drama but like I also think they're pissing off everyone else bc like... I mean a bunch of them also were down with sansa being paired with other ppl as long as it meant a good ending for her except those ppl were... like everyone but the ppl she has actual contact with in canon which meant that at some point sansa/gendry was a thing and like.... you can imagine why arya/gendry shippers & arya stans were fed up, and there's also this tendency to behave like sansa is the center of the entire saga which like these books is named a song of jon snow basically can we pls make peace with it and personally I've had it with both j*nsa and j*nerys people since they started with that dumbass JON/YGRITTE WAS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP rhetoric but I'm also fed up with the total ignoring that sandor exists/depicting us as delusional and honestly I also was by proxy fed up from the harassing of the sansa/tyrion shippers soooooooooooo
there were also instances of 'well theon is an acceptable choice other than jon bc he can't threaten her' which... i mean we all know what that meant and I'm not even commenting it bc it's one AM and I have no force to but I don't have to explain why it's not a progressive take now do I
there were also metas about how cousin incest being legal in half of the world means that jondany is a worse incest and j*nsa doesn't count as such and I was basically there like guys please just fucking own up to it but honestly I chose to forgot where I read that and I couldn't find the link if I tried
tldr: no one wants to admit that it's not gonna be endgame which considering the amount of fic they have on ao3 is imvho useless bc they have more content than like.. anything I ship that's not jb or that's actually like canon *cries in joncon/rhaegar but I mean renly/loras is canon and has less fic than them* so idk what's the problem with enjoying that instead of insisting it's gonna be canon when not even the show validated it while show truthing anyway when the only show truthing that can be truthed is the small council made of minorities and possibly jon eventually fucking off with the wildlings but not like that but like most people who thought it wasn't gonna be endgame had left/were made to leave by the time S7 rolled by and at this point since wow isn't out yet everyone is fandom-grasping at straws to find stuff to discourse on and we're here beating dead horses *shrug*
so that's... how it is but I would again like to point out that I don't judge ppl on their shipping, I don't particularly care about this entire feud bc I only ship jon with ppl he's not related to in whichever way and I try to stay out of this mess bc I don't really care to argue with ppl who have already decided to bend canon to whatever they want and will have to realize that it's not what grrm wrote at some point but like I have a very good memory and the above rant is as objective as possible also bc again I don't literally have a stake in that race I just think romantic/endgame j*nsa is not a thing and that ppl should stay in their lane and not harping on other ppl who ship whatever in general but especially when their ship is the most popular thing in fandom in the first place /two cents
#1#2#3#4#5#anonymous#ask post#anti-jonsa#anti jonsa#anti-jonerys#anti jonerys#both of them for equality
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