#idk how to draw high fives sorry

[ryuubff]

Homoerotic tensioj goes crazy sometimes i wonder if i should be in the room

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

maggot newt pulsifer: the draw battle recap

The maggots asked and the maggots shall receive. Helloo it's the Good Omens Mascot and the uh Maggot Prince (...) anyway it's Asmi and as many of you now know, we have a Discord server. It is called The Official Maggots Server of Doom.

So far, it has lived up to its name, with discussions of whether human flesh is healthy food if locally sourced and consensual, tears about good omens, gartic phone horrors and the infamous Draw Battle Team of Valerie and Coel. If you don't have Discord or weren't there, never fear! That last Incident is the one I am here to recount to you. We all know I love summaries.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE:

Coel @dieamarjla: The Newt Puslifer Maggot, whose phone hanged, nearly burned up, closed several tabs and then gave up on him entirely Valerie @good-usernames-were-taken: His unfortunate teammate I, Asmi @weirdly-specific-but-ok: Their gleeful opponent Vanny @lxvenderjewel: My equally gleeful teammate Vel @orpiknight: Sane person cameo, joined next game Jay @voids-ideas: Joined next game Tefi @patoslover: Gleeful spectator cameo

And so we begin... with the snippets from the Discord channel as the game went on. A lot has been edited out, but rest assured, you are receiving the delicious necessities.

Valerie: GUYS IT'S STARTING Coel: its so over Valerie: COSL PLEASE DRAW Valerie: COEL Valerie: HELLO IM ON YOUR TEAM Coel: oh dear god Coel: im on phone lmao my fingers Valerie: COEL GET BACK HERE Valerie: GUESS Valerie: COEL DONT LEAVE ME KN MY OWN LIKE THIS

Valerie: NO COEL HAS FUCKING VANISHED Coel: wait wbat??

[continues below cut :")]

Coel: gonna vanish from discord cos my phone keeps refreshing my tab Valerie: coel I'm not on your team next time Coel: fair fair idk what im doi g sob Valerie: COEL GUESS Valerie: GUESS COEL Valerie: YOU WRITE WHAT YOU THINK IT IS Coel: I CANT SEE THE THING Valerie: WHAT Coel: MY TAB Valerie: OKAY COEL GET READY Valerie: WE CAN DO THIS Valerie: LETS SHOW THEM Coel: my tab is fucking frozen its stucm on round 3 Valerie: OH MY GOD Coel: im sorry ghfjgngnf Valerie: I GUESSED IT PURELY BASED ON WORD LENGTH Vel: What is happening right now. Coel: i dont know :sobbing Valerie: IM SORRY COEL

Vanny: FUCK Asmi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Valerie: WHOS THE SUCKER NOW Vanny: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS Vanny: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT COEL Valerie: WTF Asmi: WE ARE FAILURES OF THE LOWEST ORDER Vanny: FUCK SORRY Asmi: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Valerie: WHOEVER IS PLAYING FOR COEL HIGH FUCKING FIVE Asmi: WE CAN'T LOSE TO VALERIE Valerie: TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN Valerie: COEL?!?? Coel: link pls it crashed Coel: my phone is having seizures Coel: ghghgjgjgjk Coel: after this ill keep out of the games lmao Valerie: COEL the word is cheeks Valerie: or cheeks Coel: i cant get in bro the link just doesnt open tho theres nothing wrong w it Coel: aaaaaa

[Finally new game is initiated, Vel, terrified, agrees to join, Jay is hesitant] Jay: How much English do I need? HAHAHA Asmi: NONE IF YOU'RE PLAYING AGAINST VALERIE AND COEL IM SO HAPPY Jay: I know how to read them, write them? Idk HAHAHAHAHA Valerie: THATS A STEP UP !! Valerie: no offense coel Valerie: your were brilliant Valerie: your phone have exploded though Coel: yeah it's uncomfy warm now lmaoo Vanny: WAIT IS COEL JOINING Coel: no Valerie: HELP Coel: im literally Newton Pulsifer tonight

And a bonus...

Also, let's go back a bit to what led to this post in the first place, thanks @good-usernames-were-taken... thanks... :")

Vel: oooh we're doing a drawing game Asmi: WELL KIND OF IT'S MORE LAUGHING AT VALERIE GAME Valerie: PLEASE Valerie: SHUT UP Asmi: THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES GOOD GOD Tefi: Poor valerie Vanny: I'M LAUGHING SO HAD Valerie: YOU BETTER NOT MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS ON TUMBLR SHAMING ME

...wHaT cAn i sAy eXcEPt yOu'Re wElcOmE, vAlEriE?

[biggesttmntfanintheworld]

Platonic! rise! turtle tots x babysitter! teen! gn! Reader headcanons!:3

you and splinters relationship is STRICTLY platonic btw

you can be yokai or human it doesn't matter:3

raph is 7

leo is 6

donnie is 6 and on the autism Spectrum

and mikey is 5 and has ADHD

Raph

Secretly likes when you call him your 'big baby'

He doesn't like to be carried that much

but only on special occasions:3

he thinks he's a 'big man'( he is >:( )

Likes when you play toys and roblox with him

play sports ball with him please

PLEASE-

would play pranks on you(with the help of leo)

but he lubs you i swear

every time you come over he always runs to hug you first

speaking of running

he always challenges you to race

but ofc you beat him bc his legs are very small

YOU BETTER LET HIM WIN THO

you have to bathe him or he won't not even with his father

please do i'm begging you

hes stinky

he calls you using his dad's phone and BEGS you to come over and play

he calls you big bro/sis

"hey uh big bro/sis? can you come over i'm so bored"

"honey its 3am"

:3

Leo

Where do I start

Clingy...

Very clingy

Like super duper clingy

He definitely hugs on you and does not let go

He calls you his mama/papa 100%

Or mommy/daddy

he has serious attachment issues to you

i mean your always there!(not like someone)

he definitely hugs your leg and never lets go

so you just walk around with a baby turtle on your leg

its so cute bro

says 'i love you' 500 time a day

"i love you mama/papa"

"i know sweetheart"

YOU BETTER SAY I LOVE YOU BACK>:(

your the one who got him those action figures he has of Jupiter jim

if you know how to skate you're the one who taught him how to

asks you for pizza

all

the

TIME!!

"mommy/daddy can i have pizza?"

"this is the 70th time you asked-"

:3

donnie

(my fav son)

doesn't like hugs that much

he opts for a high five tho:3

always in his room/lab

so if you want to say hi to him when you come over you have to go there

he calls you by your first name or just babysitter

he LOVES to play video games with you

like roblox and stuff

he doesn't like pranks

he hates them sm

no pranks

don't to it.

I hope I made my point across

anywhizzle

he sometimes just likes to be next to you

he loves your presence so much

idk why

he just does

he likes to be carried...

but he doesn't like hugging...

it's a strange phenomenon...

sometimes draws little Doodles of you and him

you better hang it up on your wall>:(

" um first name? i made you something..."

he shows you the drawing of you and him holding hands

"aww its beautiful baby"

:3

mikey

the cutiest of cuties ever!!!

the smallest of smalls ever!!!

like leo hes super clingy

butttt...

1000 times more

he loves it so much when you carry him

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUCHHHHHHH

it's the best thing in the world to him:3

SO.

MUCH.

HUGGGGGGGGGGSSSSS!!!!

he draws so much drawings for you!!

you have a dedicated wall in your house/apartment to all his drawings

he calls you mommy/daddy

or mama/papa

and maybe mom/dad

he definitely Waddles...

picture this

imagine you're cooking breakfast for the boys

and behind you hear little feet patting on the floor

and you look behind you and you see the cutest little baby(mikey) waddling up to you tiredly

"hi mommy/daddy..."

"hi cutie patootie!"

:3

im sorry for being gone:(

i hope you guys like this:333333

[urlsaremeaningless]

collection of funny things people I know have said (part 2)

Feel free to change pronouns as needed <3 have fun! please reblog this if you enjoy it.

whats art without a little bit of OSHA violations

Ten-nessee implies the existence of nine-ssee

Mary-land must have been Mary-sea

While we're still here, whoop his ass too

their new companion Space Turtle, Hero from Space that they picked up after a drunken college party

That’s more of an ask than you think

We will let you fuck the monsters but I’m drawing the line at buildings

If you ignore all the ugly parts, it looks kinda nice

there was definitely gay love in there...somewhere

That’s like asking a beaver the size of his wood

I want to be in a hospital in Canada or France! Oui, oui, ow

Sir, do you know how fast your wheels were gyrating?

your honor, my client is in goblin mode

No mine isn’t a fun fact. It’s about animal abuse.

If an eel isnt just a snake fish then idk what is lol

..................where is the CORN STORE?!

thats like calling the tamborine the shakey wakey or the tuba the blowey blowey

I thought that said turn [name] into a mommy for a sec and I got real concerned for what was happening in this chiles tonight. Doesn’t mummy in retrospect sound less alarming now?

what THE FUCK is HALLOWS OF WEENS?!

He’s not giving the boobs their due diligence

I haven't seen any beer cans in a while and i'm getting concerned

It makes my nostrils feel lemony fresh

Wow, these people don’t know how milkshakes work…. Idk how we’re gonna get the boys to the yard

You’re like high fiving god right now

OSHA violations are like warcrimes for working people

I'm sorry, did you just say the dead baby has charisma?

cannibalism confirmed 13/10

Well, I could throw babies into an incinerator. That would be unforgettable, doesn't mean it's GOOD

[Person A] is the main character but okay [Person B] sure

shit!...i just killed someone

Oh shut the fuck up, no you're fucking not

...so like....is pluto a slave?

Corner cobbler corn cob, that’s where corner cobbler is on the corn cob-corn corner corn cobbler

If Charlie can be short for Charles, then Carly can be short for Carles

If shorten Charles to Chuck, then what can you shorten Carles to?

How do we Othello you?

look man, I'm just saying... who the fuck says 'yeah I want a bar of milky way,' like they're not gonna pick literally any other chocolate

The vibe I get is like you're a fancy butler by day but you have a rave later tonight

[sweet-cuddlebug]

~ Greetings and welcome to my blog ~

♤ About me.

• You can call me Mers, Mercy or Mersi

• My pronouns are they/them/she/her/he/him

• 18 years old

• I'm bisexual

• Also a taurus

• And neurodivergent

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◇ About the content.

• In this blog I will talk (or reblog) and publish fanart about the sources of entertainment that I enjoy

• Accompanied by occasionally talking and publishing drawings of my own OCs

• From time to time I will talk or reblog about content that may be considered political or sensitive, I will try to use tags well to avoid discomfort

♧ About the fanbases I am a part of (or just enjoy) ( "☆" currently a favorite) (this part is so messy im really sorry) (THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE EDITED)

• Cómics / Webcómics:

☆ Homestuck _ ☆ 13 Cards / 13 Карт (The Land of Kings) _ Crow Strider AU _ Rodney R Rodney _ Heartstopper _ The Little Trashmaid

• Anime:

☆ Mob Psycho 100 _ ☆ Naruto _ Demon Slayer _ Spy X Family _ My Hero Academia (not so much now) _ High Guardian Spice (ironically? (is it even anime?))

• Cartoons Series:

☆ 13 cards / 13 Карт _ ☆ Xiaolin Showdown _ ☆ Adventure Time _ ☆ Hanazuki _ ☆ Danny Phantom _ The Owl House _ Bluey _ Avatar: The Last Airbender _ The Legend Of Korra _ Hazbin Hotel _ Steven Universe _ Villainous _ Final Space _ Rise Of The TNMT _ DuckTales _ Gravity Falls _ Arcane _ Over The Garden Wall _ Monkey Kid _ Invader Zim _ Ok KO Let's Be Heros

• YT series:

Helluva Boss _ Metal Family _ Digital Circus _ Lackadaisy _ Eddsworld

• Movies:

Turning Red _ How to Train Your Dragon _ Kung Fu Panda _ Trolls _ Sound of Freedom

(pretty much any Disney or Pixars movie to be honest, those are the ones I remember right now)

• Musicals:

☆ Epic: The Musical _ Hamilton _ Dear Evan Hansen _ Be More Chill _ Mean Girls _ Six _ Heathers _ Beetlejuice _ Nerdy Prudes Must Die _ The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals _ Ride The Cyclone

• Video Games:

☆ Little Nightmares _ ☆ Ace Attorney _ Danganronpa _ Saly Face _ Little Missfortune _ Five Nights at Freddy's _ Undertale _ Deltarun _ Night In The Woods _ Detroit: Become Human

• Minecraft Series:

Karmaland (4 & 5) _ Hermitcraft (6 to 10) _ The Lifes Series (Traffic Light Series?) _ OriginsSMP _ QSMP _ DreamSMP

• Books:

Percy Jackson _ Harry Potter

(Ok, technically I don't read many famous books to be part of the fandom, but I usually know what people are talking about)

[flipyournoodle]

Hi I'm burgertank!! U can call me Julian or Juju or Burger. I'm an 18 yr old scottish caveman and I use he/him. I’m queer and trans and have an awesome boyfriend B) !! I'm also on Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest and Tiktok with the same user as here. I usually just post doodles on here and instagram, but I'm a lot more active on insta. I’m kind of a tumblr noob so if I’m doing weird shit it’s because idk how to use this damn newfangled technology… I repost and post a lot of random stuff here I’m so sorry…. I see something I like and I just go insane

I'm a full time college student. I'm hoping to just improve my art skills and hopefully one day make a living out of my art. It would be cool :^)

Okay I have a bunch of interests but here’s some; China IL, Simpsons, Adventure Time, Clone High, The Office, Breaking Bad, Texas Chainsaw, Halloween, Childs Play, The Beatles, Sims, Stardew Valley, L4D2, Saints Row, COD Zombies, fnaf, GTA. I also just love music and cartoons in general. And I like animatronics like chuck e cheese and stuff. Theres more but I'm lazy

I use a tag system kinda…. Art by me is tagged “my epic art” and just rambling or random other stuff is “caveman thinks for the first time”

Okay this is long but. I needed an intro to feel important. Pls don't take my art very seriously I draw for like five minutes and then post it if I want. Everything I draw on here is just for fun :) U can ask me to do requests in my ask box and I’ll try to do them when I’m not busy !!

[stormyoceans]

what the actual fuck i'm so fucking mad you got that message in your inbox, you're like the most loving most positive person here always enjoying your interests in such a nice way like that personally angered me you don't deserve that at all. that was written only to piss you off please don't let them, your love for vice versa and jimmysea is honestly the cutest most endearing thing and it makes me genuinely happy seeing you talk about it so excitedly every day. their episodes were soooo good imho so cute so them! i've missed them a lot and i'll be rewatching FOR SURE! what were your fave 3 moments? if you can choose! fuck that anon and the other ones that might be the same person. love you monica keep loving them as hard as you do <3

ANON YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP THIS IS SO SWEET 😭😭 idk if i deserve all these nice words but please know that i deeply appreciate them and that they mean a lot to me!!!! thank you so so much for this 🥺💜

honestly i LOVED the our skyy episodes like i know im terribly biased, but out of all the ones we got until now i think the plot for vice versa felt the most organic and coherent to the characters and their journey. once again everyone involved in the show put so much care and attention into it, and jimmysea have such a natural easy chemistry to them, they sell the lovesick fools who have been married for five years SO WELL. IDK IF I CAN PICK ONLY 3 FAVORITE MOMENTS BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL SO GOOD BUT LET ME TRY:

1) the beach scene. IRREVOCABLY CHANGED ME MY LIFE MY PERSPECTIVE THE FOUNDATION OF MY PERSONHOOD THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF MY BRAIN AND THE ENTIRE MAKE UP OF MY BEING ON AN INTRINSIC MOLECULAR LEVEL. AGAIN. i haven't even begun to process A QUARTER of the insane amount of parallels they managed to pack in just 3 minutes of screentime and how, by doing that, they were able to show just how far puentalay have come in their journey: from strangers to lovers, from a one sided drunk kiss to a passionate yet tender mutual kiss, from a mouthed 'i like your name' to a mouthed 'i love you', from talay's life ending in the ocean to the ocean being the witness of his love, that same love he once thought was just an annoying distraction in the way to achieve his dreams and that now has become an essential color in the palette of his life..... literally made me experience every single emotion present on the spectrum of human consciousness, im gonna need a 2 weeks long vacation in a controlled environment to decompress and recover from the sheer high romance and the whole entire everything of it all

also not to toot my own horn but i love being correct and never losing:

2) both the birthday conversation and the drawing one. SORRY I KNOW IM CHEATING BUT I JUST CAN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE TWO MOMENTS. WHEN I SAY PUENTALAY INVENTED COMMUNICATION UNDERSTANDING CARE LOVE SUPPORT!!!!!!!! im not mentally stable enough to be coherent about this but like.. one of the reasons i adore puentalay is that since the beginning they have always been willing to try to understand each other. no relationship comes without misunderstandings or conflicts, they're always bound to happen from time to time because we're all different and we all react to things in different ways, but what matters the most is the way you can come together after that to face the issue and make it better. i feel like people often have this idealized vision of love where everything must be perfect and passionate and all-consuming, but i believe love is actively choosing to share your life with someone every day as you help each other navigate through it and enjoy the quiet moments together, and i think these two conversations show that puen and talay have this kind of love, a love that will last forever because whatever happens being together is the most important thing for them

3) puentalay and jigsaw sleeping in the same bed. LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU EXCEPT THAT I PERSONALLY DON'T EVEN WANT KIDS BUT SEEING PUEN AND TALAY BEING SO TENDER WITH JIGSAW AND REARRANGING THEIR LIFE TO MAKE SPACE FOR HIM HAD ME LYING IN THE DIRT SOBBING FOR SEVERAL HOURS TO CLIMB DOWN FROM THE SUGAR HIGH THIS SCENE GAVE ME WITH ITS SWEETNESS. it also reminded me a little of the scene in episode 6 when talay admits everything he has missed about puen: talay has always been more rational and reserved with his emotions compared to puen, but it's in quiet moments like these that you can see how deeply his feelings actually run. both puen and talay have so much love to give and one day, when they will be ready, they're gonna have a kid of their own and expand their family, and this knowledge is gonna MAKE ME DIE HAPPY AND IN PEACE

[apollorobin]

hello friend :)) how about kaede for the ask game if you’d like to do her!!!

hello!! :))) kaede my beloved, of course i would love to talk about her!!! lots of things to say lots of things to say! i think she might be my favourite v3 girl

least favourite thing about them: literally such a dumb thing but: her bangs. idk why but i ALWAYS draw them the wrong way around, then have to correct my sketch by checking reference pictures lol?? which is so weird bc i love kaede but it just won't stay in my brain. kaede please swap your hair direction for me and me only, thank you

favourite thing about them: i love how positive and encouraging she is! i love how she took up the leader position and tried to keep everyone positive and find a way out in ch1 :) and in terms of gameplay, i just absolutely love ch1's angle with the protagonist being the killer (i know she isn't really, but that's how the chapter functions lol) it was such a unique twist. if i didn't spoil the game for myself (on purpose, like, i just straight up went and read the entire plot on wikipedia right after character interactions and stuff for every game😭😭) i definitely wouldn't have seen it coming. but then going back through it and seeing all the small hints aa i love it

favourite line: i can't remember the exact words but doesn't she say at some point that she wants everyone to be friends when they escape? :) not a voiced line i don't think but she's such a sweetheart

brotp: i am such a sucker for kaito and kaede being friends, my silly lil guys, so silly such bffs. i just love them both and they are both so encouraging and sweet and lovely!! they would high five each other lots

otp: my two favourites are gonna have to beeee tenkaede and kaemaki :) tenkaede for obvious reasons, my silly little lesbians i ADORE them, so perfectly matched for each other!! i love how she calls tenko cute multiple times lol :) it sucks that they're somewhat a rarepair, i wish there was more art and fics of them out there :( i will have to just make them myself lol. then for kaemaki, i knowww it's so silly because saimatsu and kaimaki are so common and im literally just flipping them but....idk, i just much prefer it this way around! :) i like imagining that kaede is the only one who can break maki's shell and get to the vulnerable side of her. and i love their interactions in utdp especially the one including chihiro

notp: as with the kaito ask thing, it isn't a ship i hate at all, just one i dislike more than the average danganronpa fan i think, so no hate if you like it whatsoever!!... saimatsu :') i headcanon kaede as a lesbian so not a massive fan of shipping her with boys anyway personally (okay I've just realised other than rantaro, in literally every character ask post I've answered i headcanon them as gay lol😭 i swear it isn't everyone! justttt quite a lot) and specifically about saimatsu, it's sweet but it just feels so forced, like they didn't wanna give anyone a chance to ship either of them before she died yknow? i love them as friends though :)) <3

random headcanon: she has a little heart shaped pillow on her bed that she cuddles while she sleeps

unpopular opinion: i'm not sure if i really have any for her, hmmm sorry!

a song i associate with them: it has to be clair de lune, right?! :)

favourite picture of them: she is such a sweetheart! comfortin silly little shu!! i love pretty much any picture of her though

thank you for asking about kaede!!!! :D this was lots of fun!! and for anyone else still curious im happy to answer about more characters :)

[zeroducks-2]

In the stranger things fandom you get called a racist for liking Billy Hargrove and than those same people think abused kids shouldn't act out and also wished death on said extremely abused child. Like batfam definitely can be bad but stranger things is an entire beast

This seems to be a case of "the narrative presents this character as Bad™ therefore everyone must dislike him, and who instead likes him is automatically off of the moral high horse, which means they are Bad™ too".

Whereas Steve was redeemed by the narrative (and from Cool Guy turned into Loser Dude the moment he stopped being a bully, lmao good job there folks), so every bad thing he did was automatically forgiven. Billy was given the "sacrifice as a redeeming quality" moment which surely isn't enough for the morally hungry crowd of puritans who will deem people Bad™ unless the narrative doesn't spell it out real clearly for them: "This Character Is Good Now, They Redeemed Themselves, Look At Them Doing Good Things, It's Okay To Like Them Now Child Do Not Fear Jesus Loves You".

Which is pretty bad for sure, but anon, let's be real honest here. This bullshit happens in every single fandom where someone DARES like the bad guy. Long gone are the days where me and my fellows fans were openly drooling over the villain(s) without anyone trying to beat us with the moral stick of doom, calling us perverts and racists and monsters who glorify murder/rape/pedophilia/whatever.

People chug morality juice like cocaine bear with her beloved white powder, and again, this happens for every fandom I've been in for the past five-ish years. Just to make you a simple example, if you dip your toes in the Batman fandom you will know how a lot of fans treat their fellows for simply LIKING Jason Todd.

Not the Joker, Lex Luthor or idk Darkseid or some other "narratively irredeemable" fucker, no, we're talking about JASON PETER TODD, one of the protagonists and pivotal characters for the entire dynamic of the story itself - a good chunk of this fandom of fucking idiots will come at you with pitchforks because Jason kills other criminals in some of the comics in which he appears, so if you dare like him you're clearly the antichrist.

Even if Jason is traumatized as fuck after having been brutally murdered at 15 by a maniac with a crowbar who exploded a building on him after crippling him, and after his bio-mother had betrayed him? YES! EVEN AFTER ALL OF THAT! He's still a murderer and if you dare like him you're A MONSTER!

And let us not forget! In some chunks of this fandom you will get called a racist if you draw Dick with the skintone that he has in EVERY SINGLE COMICBOOK in which he appeared since the literal '30s, because some writer at some point decided that Dick has a Romani heritage, and people are too fucking dumb to understand that Romani is not a race of people with dark skin, rather a mixed group based on culture and language - so drawing Dick with fair skin DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WHITE SUPREMACIST!

So, sorry anon but no, you didn't convince me. A simple "people will attack you for liking a morally reprehensible character and won't listen to reason" isn't enough to convince me that the Stranger Things fandom is worse than this madness I find myself in :)

[ashleigghh]

Day 16- reindeer, 475 words. idk read the note on my ao3 I'm not feeling it today

“Can I have a pet reindeer?” Luna asks as she colours a Christmas book, her tongue poking out in concentration when she isn’t talking.

“Why?” Pandora looks up from her spot in the kitchen where she’s pouring plastic cups of lemonade for the three of them, she looks genuinely confused and it makes Regulus feel rather smug, he knows more about muggle holidays and understands what Luna’s learnt from her classmates more than Pandora does. 

“They can fly,” Luna says this like it’s obvious, in a tone so clearly picked up from her Aunt Dorcas that Pandora’s mouth drops open in shock a bit and Regulus has to stifle a laugh. 

“Yeah Panda, did you not know that?” Luna looks up as Regulus sides with her, holding up a hand for a high-five. Regulus obliges and she smiles, looking the spitting image of her mother. 

“Are you sure they can fly?” Pandora asks carefully, carrying over the cups and placing them on the short table, pressing a kiss to her daughter's head and running a hand over her hair before sitting down. 

“Yes, we saw it in the films,” Luna shrugs, and Regulus copies when Pandora shoots him an incredulous look. 

“Okay,” Pandora draws out the word, “And where would we keep it?” 

Luna hums thoughtfully, taking a few moments to finish her colouring and look up at the conversation, “It can stay with me in my room, ooh can I get bunk beds!” She squeals excitedly and Regulus sees Pandora actually bite her tongue to stop herself agreeing. 

“You’d have to take the top bunk, the reindeer can’t climb the ladder,” Regulus chimes in helpfully and Pandora kicks him under the table.

“Fine, okay now that that’s sorted, what would you feed them?” Luna sighs, tutting discontentedly in the manner of a middle-aged teacher fed up of explaining the same concept. 

“Reggie you have to help me, she knows nothing,” Regulus laughs as Pandora puts on a show of being offended and picks Luna up to sit in his lap while they talk, hugging her back to her chest and hooking his head over her shoulder. 

“Mum, we have to feed them candy canes, everyone knows that!” 

“They eat carrots too, so you don’t have to question about their health,” Regulus continues to support Luna’s points, interested to see how Pandora will wriggle her way out of this, or if she’ll end up with a reindeer in her garden by the end of the week. 

“They get lonely on their own, so I don’t think we’ll be able to, sorry my love.” Luna slumps in his arms, not saying anything else but clearly upset she hasn’t gotten her own way. With the way her family would do anything for her, it’s only a matter of time before Luna owns an entire herd of reindeer.

[creampuffqueen]

Funny Quotes From School

finished high school and having some Feelings about it, so please take the last five years worth of dumb quotes i've heard/spoken in my school

uhhhhh trigger warning for... violence? uncomfy statements? sexual innuendos? idk most of these are extremely unhinged. also long post tw like seriously that's why i made a cut

Eighth Grade

go suck all eleven of my toes

don't you hate it when you try to go upstairs two steps at a time but end up skipping seven steps?

go suck a lime

i'm going to shove my cowboy boot so far up your ass you dillhole

'or maybe just don't eat mashed potatoes with your gravy' 'that's satanism'

sexual question of the day. go

oh, how the fidgets have spun

you ever just randomly twerk?

'they look like noodles' 'no, YOU look like noodles'

or they can throw a back of licorice at you

is the earth round, flat, or thicc?

i just spilled apple juice on myself and now i'm going to cry

*someone holding a grape* who is this?

don't throw things in my trash can

i'll consume your kneecaps

i'll peel your toenails

that's okay, i didn't want to live anyway

you're going to make me have five more mental breakdowns than usual

i bet i could beat up every sixth grader

you think i have MORALS and STANDS?!

we're not living in an alternative universe, we're making a new country

don't put applesauce on my cheetoes

i'm sorry. i cheated on you with the mailman

don't make fun of me, i know what memes are!

or as i like to call it, carbonated barbecue sauce

penetrate me with nails

i'm not a lady, i'm a WOMAN

i will deep fry your scalp

i will replace your tampons with sticks of butter

i will exfoliate with your esophagus

it jumped at me and attempted to arson my finger

i am the physical manifestation of the cowardly lion

i will pull your uterus out through your nose

you're like a conditioned pig

'what are your emotions?' 'pumpkin spice latte'

i don't want your cocaine

am i the only one who puts lipgloss on their tongue?

'how many bones are in a human hand?' 'enough to eat'

i have too many eggs to function

it sounds like cough syrup

feed the squirrels the vaccines

george washington dumped me!

that's not how you eat oranges, you satanist

spock is right there with marilyn monroe

i used to be a boy. now i'm an orangutan

you sound like a mother fucking cuckoo clock

do you think i could be a foot model?

this weekend i ate a whole capri sun

i made my siri call me daddy

are you saying boys don't have legs?

you'll hear those jingles when you're DEAD

nerds are my drug of choice

'seduce me with your words' 'BUBBLEGUM'

delete my kneecaps daddy

shut your teletubby looking ass the fuck up

those phalanges have me quaking

bill nye is my queen

'my hands are warm because i'm hot' 'no, your hands are hot because you were born in HELL'

i just stubbed three of my toes because i whipped

ow my nonexistant knee. it hurts

dude i'm like 82 fricking years olds

if you make fun of people because of their weight, your kneecaps are forfeit

hey just be prepared for lunch, i'm going to accuse her of drawing furries in her free time

the cowboy hat emoji is my dad

i'm the only one who can threaten violence here

if hell was just a tequila bar i'd still go

how do you politely tell your friend she looks like a soccer mom?

fuck you in the liver

can i snap all of my bones and extend into the multiverse?

there's ranch in my pants

hang yourself from the eiffel tower

your whole life is a voice crack

i swear to god i will rip out your vocal cords

horse girls will ride literally anything

my dick is bigger than that of a sea cucumber's

it's not salt, it's cocaine

i'd go to hell for a capri sun

my dog had sex with an owl

i'm a slut for ted cruz

liquify me daddy

last night i fortnite danced to my favorite song so today i'm going to kill myself

that's because i'm a fucking lesbian, dickhead

i'm still eating bricks today

take your saliva back

i would like to wear a sweatshirt made of his skin

i hope you become a burn victim

i will jump rope with your large intestine

some of us had things going on this weekend, like the breakdown of society

i'm gonna break my toe until it's completely calcium and can't break anymore

it's an interpretive dance, called where the fuck is the trashcan

you are the human equivalent of green vaginal discharge

FUCK THE BEES

nobody cares if your boyfriend made out with another guy-

is that a fucking eggshell?

i'm like a bloodhound for fursuits

Ninth Grade/Freshman Year

someone revoke my live priveleges

ants ants ants ants ants ants ants

'your pain brings me joy' 'your pain brings ME joy' 'I FEEL NO PAIN'

make sure to water your track every day so it'll grow big and strong

you ever just commit mitosis?

you're talking to the person who thought lightning was fake

why don't you just donate your body to science, and that's one less paper for me to grade

is a soul required or something?

i want my feet to be gone

i'm going to stab my eyes out with plastic knives

put germ-x on your dick

screw the water cycle

eating spaghetti is now cannibalism

i look strongly like a toe

close your coochie

what even is obama's last name?

i want death in every available form

you lost your shoelace privileges. hand 'em over

did you just call it photosynthesis water?

if you don't stop imma drop spin your ass

Tenth Grade/Sophomore Year

how dense is this dog?

i'll tic tac toe your toes

he looks like the word pulp

my one and only complaint about texas is that the ground is far too moist

this ain't the krusty krab

perry the platypus says trans rights

is phone sex free?

bold words for someone within pegging distance

this guinea pig has hips to rival kim k

'i'm not dying a virgin' 'not with that attitude you aren't'

all dragons are lesbians

you don't get the priviledge of sight

they sexualized winnie the pooh

i will run down ANY corridor i want, thank you very much

i can't think while i'm breathing!

why would you be lactose intolerant. it's my birthday

my ego is big and my balls are bigger

if you're trying to get me to admit i watch cave porn-

that is a joke; i am a whore

shut up or i'll slut shame you

can i get a rabbit convicted for sexual assault?

normalize lobotomies

my brain feels like deep fried butter at the county fair

get the christmas cocaine out

your flavor buds are made of granite

the crack house has become the crack home

i don't want to sleep with the seven disciples

i have such a fake god complex

i'm going to get you euthanized

well it's a good thing i like sausage. it's a coping mechanism

horses don't have shoulders, don't you know?

it's free to shut up, you know

my fetish is eco pollution

no, i'm not shoving a caterpillar up my ass

fuck you. i'll unvirgin your islands

speaking of cold sweat and being in a room-

he falls for lesbian coded women all the time and he still got somewhere in life

aborted fetuses in my cereal? it's more likely than you think

sorry, i forgot to put on my toes this morning

i'm very materialistic when it comes to my own organs

i'd love to be a malleable shape in real life

the entire digestive system is stored in the balls

wipe my memories daddy

i have been molested by a rabbit before, it is a possibility

is it wrong to say i kin satan?

it's a double sided titty

someone remove this man's vocal cords

she got real up close and personal with a morphine addiction

ignore the rabbit cum stain, keep testing me!

i'll clip your wings, bitch!

this is the side effect of joining the cult

reject tradition, embrace the alpaca

their asses are SO slappable

leave room for jesus when you jack yourself off

no preggers? POGGERS!

government mandated lactation

Eleventh Grade/Junior Year

look at his tits! this man was made for lactation

i'm going to water board you in brine

oh no, i fell for the cum gambit!!

i'll refer to you exclusively as dipshit from now on

knuckles from sonic has a cloaca?

who let you have sentience

daddy the collective

hey kid, you wanna domesticate a cow?

his eyes are against OSHA regulations

let me take my place in the nitrogen cycle please

are you talking about an epipen? no, heroin

so we're talking about the physics of projectile vomiting, am i hearing you right?

if you break your leg enough eventually you learn not to break your leg

friends? in my digestive system?

i scared him away with my juicy needles

he's sodomizing his french fries

are you a little quirky? a little wild? do you do crack?

i have the most succulent ass in this entire lunch period

if i weighed less than the average chromebook i would definitely take my bigwheel on the freeway

i'm going to breed that until it weighs less than the average chromebook

that chromebook is submissive and breedable

every day i get a colonoscopy on the side of the road

'where is the assignment?' 'up your ass'

the navy is just a giant sailor moon convention

imagine milking someone in the starbucks line

did you just call the son of god a hot cheeto girl?

fish fear me. the sugar baby bot wants me

my counselor has given up and is just going to let me kill myself

a self inflicted joker arc

the college board invented war

the quintessential american experience: fireworks, ferris wheels, and serial killers

i'm a thief, not a hoe

do you know how many drugs i'd have to be on to go on a road trip with you?

put tangent on birth control

eco friendly bird spies

his natural habitat is scrubs and khakis

i am a hyperbola enjoyer

sometimes you're deranged. you have weird habits and you're left handed; i wouldn't put anything past you

complete my citations daddy

if you put bananas in my cheesecake i will get gayer

spooning the homies on the slaughterhouse conveyor belt

if i were a cow i'd have as many complicated pregnancies as possible

in 1.7 miles exit this mortal realm

veterinarians be like 'i can fix him' and pull out a burdizzo <- my senior quote btw

Twelvth Grade/Senior Year

facebook logo of a man

what kind of drugs are you on? because it needs to be adderall

when aroused the vagina can fit 1-2 raccoons

the most civilized cats in our world lick their ass for anyone to watch

you sound like a goldfish who got his in the head with a ping pong ball at a carnival five too many times

a blueberry is smarter than you

i hope this email finds me dead

i'd chew on a trachea

let me sparknotes shrek 4

i'm deaf in all four ears

it's imperitaive that i take a shit in the front yard right now

can you stop trying to deal people drugs for like ten minutes?

a minecraft stack's worth of war crimes

i was in my father's balls planning for this event

dicks not provided for this event

his foreskin is his sock??

[verymuchablog42]

are you named after anyone? my first and middle names were my maternal and paternal great grandmothers' names (respectively)

2. when was the last time you cried?

i teared up a little watching Forrest Gump, but who doesn't? the last time i cried for real was october 19 and i only remember the date because i took a picture and sent it to my friend lol. it was bad, y'all, i ugly cried for an hour

3. do you have kids

i do not! however, i have three younger siblings and was called both mom and dad by my yearbook staff last year lol

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

so much. too much, probably. idk it's something i definitely picked up from my mom and it's just the way i speak now. not online because it's hard to pick up on, but i am very snarky / sarcastic irl

5. what's the first thing you notice about people?

eye color. idk why but that's the thing that jumps out to me

6. what's your eye color?

brown :)

7. scary movie or happy ending?

happy ending. partly because i'm a wimp and partly because i'm a sucker for "they all lived happily ever after"

8. any special talents?

nope

9. where were you born?

my father says he found an egg in the desert and hatched it in his kitchen sink and that's how i ended up in his life. i believe it

10. what are your hobbies?

i listen to music all the time. i love collecting vinyl. i draw a lot but have zero talent for it. it's just something i do because i enjoy the process but i end up hating 90% of the stuff i produce

11. do you have any pets?

CORA!! my sweet, perfect angel child with no braincells ever :)) she is everything to me

12. have you played/ do you play any sports?

nah, i'm not a very sporty person, unlike literally everyone else in my family. that being said, i do enjoy hiking, mountain biking and kayaking (see: having a family of athletically inclined people)

13. how tall are you?

five foot five (and im the shortest person in my family, rip)

14. favorite subject in school?

english 1000%. i actually still keep in regular contact with my HS english teacher and we talk all the time about the stuff we're reading and just how life is. i've always had a deep love for the written word and i've been a huge reader since i was literally three or four. i also love writing, so english classes are my jam.

15. dream job?

i want to write for a music news source like Kerrang or AltPress or Pitchfork, even. i've always known i want to be a writer. when i started doing journalism in high school i realized that i wanted to be a journalist for the rest of my life and only very recently did i decide i want to write about music. i just love everything about being a journalist. i love meeting new people and telling their stories and talking to them. i love writing. i would love to land a gig that gives me the opportunity to travel for my job. i did an internship at a newspaper last year in the spring and just absolutely adored it. i cannot wait to get my degree and a job and do that for the rest of my life, genuinely.

thanks for the tag and for reading all of this lol

tagging: @frizzy-frizz-frizz @archer414 @el-fandom-birb @stars-and-birds @ anyone else who sees this and wants to do it! (i'm bad at tagging ppl in games sorry)

15 questions & 15 tags

tagged by @gothbat99 & @serskets <3

are you named after anyone?

yes actually! my mom named me after olivia newton john bc she loves grease so now by default i also love grease

2. when was the last time you cried?

no idea. i cry at movies and tv shows more than like, actual things. so i couldn't tell you tbh. probably some time last week

3. do you have kids

nope!

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

absolutely

5. what's the first thing you notice about people?

um... this is hard but i guess their hair? maybe just face in general my brain just processes it as a whole so.

6. what's your eye color?

blue

7. scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings 100%. i am a huge sucker for a happy ending i can't help it.

8. any special talents?

hm. well, i can kind of swordfight? i took stage combat my last year of college so i learned it there. oh! i do impressions a lot, my best impression is unfortunately lois griffin. i'm also aware of how bad that is.

9. where were you born?

in a lab as an experiment gone wrong. next question.

10. what are your hobbies?

writing, mostly, whether it's fic or screenplays or whatever, i just love it!! reading too i LOVE books <3!! oh, and i collect a lot of physical media, dvds, vinyl records, cassette tapes, etc etc.

11. do you have any pets?

yup! i have three cats; padme, precious, and sox!

12. have you played/do you play any sports?

i don't play sports anymore, but i played t-ball when i was really little, then basketball for a while, then i was a cheerleader for a little bit (hated that) and i tried out for volleyball but i never made the team in middle school rip </3

now though it's just archery occasionally, i only just recently got a new bow (my other one i'd had since i was like 12 she was NOT working properly lmao) and i've got to get some stuff before i can actually do anything with it.

13. how tall are you?

5'8!

14. favorite subject in school?

in high school i was more of an english/drama kid but in college i drifted towards history and drama/film (and religion, i love religious studies.)

15. dream job?

eh, it changes. for a long time i wanted to be an actor, then a writer, then back to actor, then to writer/director/actor. so it just kind of goes all over the place. definitely something creative though, it's my favorite type of environment.

thanks for coming to my wired autocomplete interview, tagging: @lavenderlevetan @robins-raspberry-beret @haaawaiianshirt @eddiethehunted @lionydoorin @verymuchablog42 @staellaris and anyone else who wants to do this!! <3

[caiabresebun]

ahh!!! tysm for that tutorial! u even added pictures!! as someone with adhd and learns visually thank u!! i just recently started digital drawing and its so difficult to translate my work digitally bc it feels so unnatural and overwhelming ashsjs. you see im just that type of artist that draws on small notebooks but when im asked to draw on something huge, im just not comfortable doing it. thats the same feeling when i tried out digital art :(

also same anon!! im sorry if this is annoying (just excited i got a response from one of my fav artists!!) i wanted to ask in my earlier q but word limit ahh. may i know what canvas size + resolution you think is the best? or... if you have other things to say pls share them! im not familiar with any of these digital art jargons at all! i hope you enjoy your day!

Oh yeah I totally get you w drawing digital like the learning curve is so weird and hard :( You’ll absolutely get used to it and you shouldn’t feel discouraged bc you’ll find your own way that works best for you w practice!! (Unfortunate part is practice). If it makes anyone reading this feel better: I cannot draw traditionally at all bc I don’t practice!

I adjust my canvas size depending on what I draw but I usually draw on 4000x4000 px at 300dpi. Dpi represents how something will print, so if you don’t plan on printing, 72dpi is usually the default suggested by art programs. Btw 4kx4k is GIANT but that’s bc I like to draw many pics on one canvas :-)  Plus bigger is better w digital so that if you shrink down (resize) it’s harder to see the mistakes! Sneaky!! 

[writteninkat]

Angel | Toji x reader

summary: "Aren't you supposed to be an angel for this party?" He asks, thumb moving up your slit, pressing circles on your clit as you throw your head back, letting out a moan. "Y-yeah, I am."

"Then why the fuck do you look like the epitome of sin right now?" He growls, pressing his thumb against your wet panties, making your back arch in pleasure.

F!reader

word count: 4.1k

warnings: age gap (reader is 21, Toji is idk 40???lol), sexual content, name calling, much cursing

Author's note: i spent a good 3 hours writing this nonstop, i hope you guys like it (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

Megumi Fushiguro is not a fan of parties, and the fact that you managed to convince him to attend Nobara's small get together has everybody bowing their heads to you.

While waiting for your best friend to call, you start getting ready yourself. You throw on a short white dress with silver straps and white ankle strap heels. A silver-diamond choker is wrapped around your neck as well as hoop silver earrings piercing your ears. You finish off the look with light natural make up and white angel wings.

By the time you finished, thirty minutes had passed and you're still not getting a text from your best friend. You try calling him, but to no avail.

"This asshole forgot, didn't he?" You mumble to yourself, sighing loudly as you walk yourself out your room. Your parents are out of town right now so the only people left in your house are you and the maid. Well, now that you've snuck out the window of your bedroom it's only the maid left inside the house.

The Fushiguro residence isn't really far from where you live, so you decide to take a quick stroll, tapoing and scrolling away through your phone as you do so. Once you arrive, you knock on the door, patiently waiting for someone to open.

And oh, dear god, does someone open.

"Hello, Mr. Fushiguro. Is Megumi ready?" You ask with the sweetest voice you can muster. You look up at the man who has an expressionless face on, looking down at you. "Isn't the guy supposed to be knocking on your door? Why's it the other way around?" He asks, stepping aside to let you in.

"Mr. Fushiguro, you can make jokes too," you chuckle, stepping inside the house. "I don't really mind. And I was the one who forced Megumi to go."

The man walks past you and you follow him, leading to the kitchen where he's taking an empty glass from the high cupboards and filling them with water. "My son went out a while ago wearing a purple and green suit." He places the glass in front of you, and with a stoic face, he continues talking. "It looked horrendous, I almost out him up for adoption."

You begin laughing loudly, imagining Toji's expression when he saw Megumi walking down the stairs with an ugly suit on. "Ah!" You yell, wiping away a tear, "He told me he planned to go as the joker. I'm guessing he's currently getting his make up done. Did he leave a while ago?" You ask, taking a sip of your water as you look at him in the eye.

"You just missed him, actually. He left maybe about five minutes before you arrived."

You make a soft 'tch' sound as you tilt your head to the side, continuing to drink your water. You set the empty glass down and before you could say another word, your phone rings on the counter.

You check the contact, smiling softly. "Hey, you. I'm here at your house right now." You say into the phone, drawing shapes with your finger on the counter. "Yeah, sorry. Had to go get my make up done. I'll be finished in half an hour, you should wait there for me. I'll be taking my dad's car." Megumi says into the phone, the mention of the older man's name making you look up.

Toji isn't looking at you anymore, now his back is turned towards you as he washes the dishes left in the sink. You know it's wrong to think this way when Megumi's your best friend, and especially because the man can be the same age as your father, but you couldn't miss how good his back muscles look under the tight shirt.

The black top he has on right now hugs his figure so sexily, you find yourself biting on your lower lip. How many years has it been since you last saw Toji Fushiguro? Was it back in middle school, when Megumi helped you with math? Then it would be 7 years ago.

The man was busy as hell so you only ever got to see glimpse of him, but now that you get to see him again properly, you can't help but notice just how attractive the man is.

His beefy arms, wide back, tall figure... Everything about him has you sinning as you sit on his chair.

"I can feel your eyes on me." He speaks up, snapping you out of your trance. You hear him turn off the faucet and bend over to dry his hands with the kitchen towel. Toji turns around, looking at you with a demanding look. "Got something to say?"

"Nothing, just that now I know where Megumi got his good looks from."

You know that moment when your mouth works faster than your brain? Where you begin talking without even thinking about it or realising it? Yeah, this is an example of those kinds of moments.

You flush as you realise what you had just said, heat creeping into your face as you deop your gaze to the marble counter, hoping a curse would appear suddenly on it and eat your head.

What Toji Fushiguro does next catches you off guard. He laughs. You look at him with a raised brow, confusion evident on your face. "Guess I'm not the only one who knows how to make jokes now, am I?" He asks, his smile looking so flirty as he slowly walks up to you.

You turn your chair to the side, facing him completely as you look into his eyes. "Who said I was joking?" You tilt your head to the side. Mouth working faster than your brain part 2.

The amused glint in Toji's eyes disappear within a second and at first you thought maybe you'd crossed a line, but you see him scanning your body from head to toe, and then back up. As his gaze lands on your legs, you can't help but slowly separate them, your dress riding up your thighs even higher.

"You're classmates with my son." He looks up at you. "You're also his best friend, I shouldn't do this, not to him."

At that moment, something possess you, something controls you to hook your fingers in the man's pants, pulling him closer. "You shouldn't, but you want to. Don't you, Mr. Fushiguro?" You tilt your head to the side innocently.

He places a hand on the counter, leaning in so close that you can feel his hot breath on your lips. "You're playing a dangerous game, little girl." He mutters.

"Maybe if you taught me how to play it, it wouldn't be so dangerous." You bring your hand up to his face, fingers ghosting over his lips, teasing him. He narrows his eyes, looking down at your lips one last time before opening his mouth and taking the tip of your index finger in between his teeth, eyes looking deep into yours as he does so. You suck in a breath, teeth catching your bottom lip as you feel your cunt become hot and wet because of him.

"Didn't you just turn just turn 21 a week ago?" You nod at his wuestion, not trusting your lips at all after feeling how slippery your folds currently are. "Then you wouldn't mind if I gave you your late birthday gift, huh?" He smirks and before you could even ask what he meant, he closes the distance between the two of you, lips on yours and as soon as you know it, his hands are on either side of your hips, gripping on them tightly.

Your hands fly to his neck and head, pulling him closer. Your fingers comb through his midnight black hair, tugging on it softly as you open your mouth with a moan, welcoming his hot tongue into your wet cavern. You can taste the whiskey on him as you suck on his wet muscle, moaning loudly when his hands begin traveling down your thighs, giving them a soft squeeze before sliding to your inner thighs.

He pushes your thighs apart, letting your dress ride up even more. You damp white laced panties are in display right infront of him, making you blush. No matter how turned on you are right now, the fact that he's watching as your panties become even more damp by the secnd has you covering your face.

"Aren't you supposed to be an angel for this party?" He asks, thumb moving up your slit, pressing circles on your clit as you throw your head back, letting out a moan. "Y-yeah, I am."

"Then why the fuck do you look like the epitome of sin right now?" He growls, pressing his thumb against your wet panties, making your back arch in pleasure.

"Please, Mr. Fushiguro." You moan out, your hips beginning to move on their own, rubbing your needy cunt against gis hand. He chuckles darkly, one corner of his lips tugging into a smirk. "Do you know how dirty you sound right now, girl? Rubbing your wet pussy against my hand like that..."

He begins massaging your clit, your hands squeezing a fistful of his hair as your legs slowly lift yo on his hips, slowly wrapping themselves around the tall man in front of you. "Mmmhh, you like my fingers that much, slut?" You moan out loud at the nickname, nodding your head as your eyes roll to the back of your head at the feeling of being touched with such big and thick fingers.

Suddenly, he pulls his hand from your dripping cunt and grabs you by the waist, effortlessly carrying you on the counter so the both of you are in face level with each other. He presses his lips against yours again, but this time, he's much more aggressive. His hands travel up your sides, cupping your nape to pull you closer to him.

Your hands busy themselves by touching all over his torso; his hard chest has giving into him more and more. Your white dress has now been pulled up, showing off your tiny white laced panties that don't cover your ass at all and barely give any coverage for your front.

Toji's fingers hook on the straps of your dress, pulling them down to reveal your breasts. "No bra underneath? Were you planning on being fucked tonight, you slut?" He growls onto your lips, making you whimper when his fingers pinch your hardened bud. His other hand begins massaging your other breasts, making you moan louder. "Oh, oh God, fuck Mr. Fushiguro!" You moan out, arching your back to bring your breasts closer to him. "Toji." He says, making you look at him with confusion lacing your expression. "Call me Toji." He says, leaning over to press his lips kn your neck, biting and nipping at the soft skin. "Mmhh- Toji- More!" You pull yourself closer towards him, wanting to put friction on your needy cunt. "Ah, so impatient." Toji growls, pushing you down on the counter. He pins your hands above your head as he continues to explore all over your body, every curve, every inch, every part of your skin is being toched by his roaming hand.

"You're such a needy slut, you know that?" He says, pulling your panties down, his fingers finally coming in contact with your naked cunt. "Oh, yes, just like that!" You moan out, the feeling of his fingers slowly entering your folds has fireworks exploding inside your stomach.

"So wet," he breathes out, pressing his lips against you. "So fucking wet for me, aren't ya?" He begins thrusting his fingers inside and out your dripping cunt, easily sliding them due to how wet you are with your own slick. His fingers pull apart from each other, following how scissors move, loosening you up.

"Put your cock in already..." You whine impatiently, your hips rocking along with the pace of his fingers. "No can do, angel. I don't have a condom. Wouldn't want you grtting pregnant now, do we?" He smirks at you, his mouth saying he doesn't want to but his eyes saying the complete opposite.

In truth he wants to take you raw, he wants to fill you up with his seed so bad and watch life you two made grow inside you bigger and bigger, but we can't all get what we want.

You sigh impatiently, pulling your hands apart, forcing him to let you go. You take your phone from beside you, opening your case and slipping in your fingers inside it to take out a single piece of condom. "How about now?"

Toji places his free hand on his forehead, laughing lightly. When he pulls his hand away, his eyes has you clenching hardky around his fingers. "You'll make me go insane one of these days." He says, taking the pack of condom from your fingers with his teeth. He takes his fingers out of your wet cunt, a whine leaving your lips as he does so.

He pushes his pants down along with his boxers, his hard cock springing out.

Your eyes widen and your mouth is left ajar at the sight of his cock. It's big, so big, so fucking big that you gulp. Your eyes look over at the condom in concern, "Y-you're so... I don't... The condom's too small, I think." Your words jumble up in your mouth but you can't find it in yourself to be embarrassed. The thing is huge and the size you bought was a mere large. He was at least a double XL.

"Hmm, you're right. It'll be pretty tight for me," He uses one hand to rip the condom open, rolling it onto his cock. The white color is almost transparent once he finishes rolling it. "but I'll be able to feel your insides more." He presses his lips on your chest and neck, bringing your hands back up above your head and pinning them there.

"Take a deep breath for me, angel." Toji whispers in your ear and you follow his directions immediately, feeling the head of his cock pushing against your slick-covered pussy.

Toji grunts as his cock begins to enter your wet cunt, his hand squeezing your small wrists together as you arch your back at the feeling. "Full..." You mumble out, "so full, Toji! You make me feel so full!" Your voice echoes throught the quiet house.

"Calm down, I'm still half way through."

You open your eyes and furrow your eye brows in confusion. "Hold on, you're still half way-"

He thrusts his hips up, burying his entire length inside you. The action has your eyes going watery and your lips forming an 'O'. Your voice comes out as a shaky trmbling moan as your toes curl from the feeling. You can feel him, inside your stomach. He's so big, he's so fucking big.

You cum.

His yes widen in realization, "Did you just-"

Tingles litter your entire body as he waits for you to adjust to his size, to get used to him. You don't think that will be happening any time soon. "M-move..." You whispers into his ear.

"You're still so tight, are you sure-"

You cut him off, pressing your lips on his, sucking on his lower lip as you catch it in between your lips, pulling on it. Your hips weakly move, trying to get any kind of friction while he's inside you. "Please, I want you, Toji..." You whimper, "Make me cum on your cock a second time."

Toji's eyes darken a shade, his hips quickly pulling away before suddenly thrusting forward, hitting your G spot almost immediately. You eyes roll to the back of your head, pulling his head to your neck, letting him nip and bite hickeys all over your soft skin.

Toji's thrusts become more consistent, so fast, so hard and so deep, he has you seeing stars. His hands find their way back to your breasts, fondling and massaging them while he busys his mouth with yours.

You can feel him getting closer to his high, his breathing becomes more ragged and thrusts become more sloppy and deeper. He lets go of your hands, "Keep them above your head or you don't get to cum." he says before his hands fall to your hips.

He looks at you with such a dark gaze and a forbidding smile before gripping on your waist tightly and pulling your body towards his, slamming you on his cock. "Oh you'll cum for a second time, alright. I'll make you cum a second," he thrusts harder, "a third," the tip of his cock abuses your G spot consecutively, "maybe even a fourth?"

"Oh, God!" You yell out loud, looking for something to grip on above you, anything. Toji fucks you by thrusting his hips ever so quickly and roughly while his hands pull your body to his, causing your bum to constantly press against his sac.

"Fuck, fuck! Toji!" You yell, your body curling to one side as you feel an orgasm coming fast, your toes curling as you focus on his cock, his huge fucking cock that just loces to abuse your small hole.

Your orgasm washes over you, your body resonating around the house as your breathing trembles slightly. "We're not finished." Toji growls, taking your arms from above your head. He pulls you to sit up, your current state being in a slight daze from the intense orgasm causing you to be half aware of your surroundings.

"Toji..." You mumble, feeling yourself being hoisted and flipped around by your waist. Your front presses on the warm marble as a hand wraps itself around your nape, keeping your torso down on the counter. "We'll finish when I cum, angel. Wake up." He slaps your ass hard, causing you to jump, waking up from your state. "Wanna back down now? Just say the word and my hands will be off of you." His voice is teasing and you can feel his hand wandering down your as, squeezing it.

"Well, angel? What do you say?" He asks, his mouth against the shell of your ear. You look to the side, not caring about your fucked up expression; teary eyes, flushed face and swollen lips. "Fuck me. Hard." You breathe out, making Toji growl. "You get what you ask for, angel." He pounds into you relentlessly, your arms starting to hurt from all the tugging and pulling he's been having but the pleasurable feeling of your pussy being anused overwhelms the feeling, causing you to cry out a moan. "Oh, you're such a slut, aren't you? Dressed up like an angel but your habits are that of a devil." He growls into your ear, "What a fucking joke."

His thrusts become faster, you can feel him nearing the high he didn't get to resch a while ago once again, as his grunts match his thrusts, you wait for him to start cumming. You want to cum with him, so you hold in your pending orgasm, waiting for his cock to start stirring. Before you could feel anything, he thrusts himself deep inside you that you can feel his pelvis against your ass. He leans forward, letting go of your hands and creeping his now free hand underneath your belly. He presses on something which has you yelling out your moans, your orgasm hitting you hard as your pussy clenches around his cock. Your thighs begin to shake and lose their strength when you start calming down, wondering what the hell he pressed to have you cumming hard like that.

As if he read your brain, he pulls you up. "Look here, angel." You follow his gaze where his hand rests. It's on top of a bump on your belly, an unusual one you don't see every day. What the hell?

"Can you see it? Can you feel it? My cock's so deep inside you it's pressing against your tummy." Your eyes widen as he chuckles deeply, pressing on where his cock is making you throw your head back.

"Ah-ah-ah, angel. I think I'm close, let's do one last round, shall we?" You whimper, feeling him leave your hole and turn you around. He lifts you up by your thighs, your legs immediately wrapping themselves around his waist for support. He enters your hole once more, feeling how it's shaped like him already.

"Y/n-" he's cut off when your phone starts ringing. You check up on it, and see that it's Megumi. You turn back to Toji, ignoring the call as you press your lips on his.

"Aren't you getting that?" Toji asks, eyeing the phone.

"I'll just call him back." You shake your head, pressing your lips once more. A glint of mischief sparks in Toji's eye as he leans over to grab the phone, tapping on 'answer' and pressing speaker mode.

You clamp your hand on your kouth just in time, suppressing your moan. "Hey, Y/n, I just finished with my make up. I'm heading there right now." You hear Megumi say as you look at Toji with wide eyes and a baffled look. Toji simply looks at the phone and then back at you, expecting you to answer.

"H-hey, Megumi-" You press your lips together as you muffle a moan. Toji moves his hips slowly, his tip once again hitting your abused G spot continuously. "Yeah, j-just- just take your time, no need to hurry." You throw your head back as you feel an orgasm slowly creep up to you.

"By the way, Y/n, I'm sorry you had to wait in the house with my dad. Must be awkward for you since the two of you aren't close."

Toji rolls his hips, making you bite on your finger, feeling so full for him. "Y/n? You still there?" You snap out of your state, forcing yourselfnto focus on talking with your best friend. "Yeah- it's okay. Your dad and I are-" you bite on your lip to stop a moan, feeling uour orgasm hit it's highest peak. "-just talking and sharing stories. I'm fine here, just take your time okay? Bye."

"Wait, y/n-"

You end the call, tossing the phone behind you on the counter as you wrap your arms around Toji's neck, letting him thrust deeply inside you as he carries you. His grunts and short moans match the pace of his thrusts, he presses your foreheads together. "I'm close, fuck, y/n." He moans out.

You dig your nails onto the skin of his thick arm, bouncing on his cock, watching as your boobs bounce at the movement. Toji squeezes his eyes shut and his brows furrow and with one last thrust, he cums inside the condom. You feel the hot liquid inside you causing the knot in your stomach to undo.

The both of you ride each other's orgasm before finally calming down. The kitchen is nothing but deep breaths and panting. "You feel so good, angel." Toji mumbles.

You chuckle, "So good that you wanna fuck me again?"

Before he could even reply, the both of you hear the front door open. In a flash, you're pulling the straps of your dress up and the bottom part of your dress down, walking over to the other side of the counter to grab some kitchen towels. You begin to wipe your inner thighs with the kitchen towel, Toji slides you a concealer tube and you raise a brow, silently asking where and how he got it. He dodges the question, "I'll go stall him for a bit."

You let it slide, deciding to save it your questions for another time, quickly applying the cream all over where the red-turning-purple spots are, furrowing your brows when you notice something's missing.

"Hey, Y/n, ready to go?" Megumi shows up in front of the both of you, his joker make up and hair on point and the suit he's wearing exactly as Toji said; horrendous.

"Yeah, let me drink one last glass first before we go. All that talking with your dad had my throat drying." You try to pass it off as a joke, not missing how your hand trembles, still unable to get over from the event that just took place.

You pour yourself a glass and drink it up, racking your barin to think of whatever was bothering you. Something was missing but you were unsure what it was.

You turn around, deciding to leave it be for now. "Let's go." You offer Megumi a smile, taking his extended hand and walking towards the front door.

"Both of you have fun. Megumi, make sure to take y/n home." Toji reminds and Megumi waves his father off, facing towards the car as he unlocks it. You turn back to him, smiling softly. "Good night, Mr. Fushiguro."

Toji smirks, raising his hand. Your smile drops and your eyes widen, now remembering what you've been missing. Your underwear hangs over his fingers as he waves at you.

"Good night to you too, Y/n. Hope we see each other again."

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[maybeimamuppet]

Do you have any mean girls fics, heathers fics and the prom fics to recomend??

DO I OH MAN

mean girls is obviously more my area of expertise so i’m gonna have the most recommendations for it but i have a few (i think) for the other two!

i’m also gonna have to split this up bc i apparently have too many to rec so uh. here’s part one lol

MG

my shit pls

you weren’t mine to lose by Whyyyyy (@parkitaco)

back to lunch in the bathroom stall by “

second’s not the same by “

i can change everything about me to fit in by withpeopleinperson (@withpeopleinperson)

First Times by LittleGreyy (@dollythesheepp)

gold rush by onthelasttrain (@sprnklersplashes)

you could have my heart and i would break it for you by Whyyyyy

they’re singing happy birthday (you just want to lay down and cry) by onthelasttrain

part of that world by Whyyyyy

don’t realize how mean i can be by “

tick tick tick by “

maybe i could hold you in the dark by “

Maybe Just For Tonight by maxinator (@maxicalmysterytour)

coffee dates by onthelasttrain

The High Holidays by the_judgementalist (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

a drawing of cady by tokosyomaru (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

the winner takes it all by onthelasttrain

all that really matters by “

cady’s first snowfall by “

the wine, not the label by Whyyyyy

false pretenses by marleybone (@jupitersson)

kept me like a secret (but I kept you like an oath) by onthelasttrain

omnia doloret er morior by sayonide (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

witching hour by Whyyyyy

cheap, fake; easy to break by arminarm (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

you shine as bright as day by “

for the longest time by Whyyyyy

i don’t know how i would even start by “

perfect on paper by “

ties that bind by marleybone (explicit warning)

imagine fearless by Whyyyyy

contact burn by marleybone (explicit warning)

Past, Present, Future by micro_bi_ologist (@micro-bi-ologist)

it can be us by Whyyyyy

tell me like you care by “

what is this feeling? by SmileyLGBT5 (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

feel my heart beating by Whyyyyy

like starfish by kpane (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

Life Lessons by Elphabuddy (@elphabuddy)

the last five years by Whyyyyy

i truly cared, was i the fool? by “

power of three by onthelasttrain

the prom by Whyyyyy

she’s the apex predator by “

surprise by “

happiest season by “

written in ink by onthelasttrain

i will look out for you by Whyyyyy

you shine as bright as day by “

not anyone, not her by “

i am more and i am better by “

no one likes you more by “

Songs Of Loudest Praise by Anonymous (explicit warning)

i did it for me, sure, but really for you by Whyyyyy

Too Straightforward by Elphabuddy

The Prettiest Poison You’ll Ever See by trashynishiki (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

code blue by marleybone

jungle freak by Whyyyyy

A Drug Called Love (orphaned)

packing heat by marleybone (explicit warning)

By The Light Of The Day by Elphabuddy

you are so beautiful by Whyyyyy

hall pass by “

5…4…3…2…1! by Lost_at_Sea

polaroids. by bythebookarchive (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

seventeen by Whyyyyy

Just Waiting by Multifandom_King66

mistletoe by Whyyyyy

i had all and then most of you (some and now none of you) by revengeparty (@erikahenningsen)

But I Close my Eyes and I’m Somewhere Else (Just Like Magic) by WiseGirlEverdeen (@wise-girl-everdeen , @wisegirlwrites)

Acceptance. by theroosnest (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

someone got hurt by Whyyyyy

Maybe Someday by Elphabuddy

these quiet moments in the dark by bythebookarchive

hope i never lose you (hope it never ends) by “

A Project or More by Serpents_of_Fire_and_Fog (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

can i call you mine? by bythebookarchive (explicit-ish warning)

cocoa and mistletoe by marleybone

do not mess with her by Whyyyyy

Don’t Think by fishgeralds (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

work-love balance by onthelasttrain

different, better, grown by bythebookarchive

my love is yours (if you’re willing to take it) by “ (explicit warning)

invisible lines (lead your way back to me) by “

if i could tell her by Whyyyyy

you and me tonight (let’s drive) by bythebookarchive

a little more fair by “

holy. by “

confessions. by “

rewind, induce amnesia by LovelyLesbian (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

goodbye forever (until next time) by bythebookarchive

i can change everything about me to fit in by micro_bi_ologist

broken mirrors by marleybone

Haven’t I suffered enough? by Safie (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

breathless by marleybone

Draw Back Your Bow, Cupid by mouwwie (idk their tumblr if they have one sorry)

if i could tell her (how she’s everything to me) by bythebookarchive

stimulate by marleybone (explicit warning)

[spookberry]

Your art is absolutely beautiful and amazing! It's also super cute and whenever I see it, I smile.

Anyway, what outfit is Frankie wearing in your half normie au? It's kinda hard to tell in some of your art. (They're wearing a tattered red sweater... I think).

Also! What body type did you give the main ghouls? I noticed Frankie has broader shoulders and draculaura is shorter and softer... Sorry if this is strange to ask. I'm just curious.

aww thank you!

I didn't draw Frankie's outfit in full ever, but ur right their sweater is like stylistically tattered. And they've got split pants. One leg is a solid black and the other is their signature palid. But each side has a patch of fabric that matches the other leg. And I imagine theyre wearing like chunky black platforms of some-type for their shoes

When it comes to body types I dont really know what the names and what not for all that is? I know some people have got pears and apples, but Idk I wouldnt know how to point that out to you my brain just doesnt see the pattern for those terms. I did though find this an interesting question so I went back over and did sketches over some of the designs I did.

And I thought it'd be fun to expand on why I went with the ideas I did

for the first five I did I didn't really put a ton of thought into it? I really just went with my gut. Frankie and Lagoona actually have pretty similar body types, with more "masculine" frames ie wider shoulders, flat chests, and narrower hips. Plus theyre both long limbed and a bit lanky. Theyre both a play on a square. When you look at square shaped characters you tend to view them as "sturdier" whether that be literally or emotionally. For Frankie that's square shape is fake. They aren't a very sturdy person, they're new to everything and always on the verge of tripping over their own feet but they WANT to be sturdy. Meanwhile Lagoona is a very confident person! She's comfortable in her own scales. I also wanted Lagoona to have more of a "swimmer's" body cuz, ya know. She's a fish.

I don't have much to say on the other three. Draculaura's body type was inspired by my own, but it's not exactly like mine either, I'm not as short as her lol. Clawdeen has a fuller figure as well, but she's a very active person so a lot of that is actually just muscle.

Cleo is the most generic of the group lol.

Spectra was the next character I actively tried to design, and for her I kinda leaned into her canon monster high body type. Primarly cuz I really wannted to make her look like a y2k girl with the lowrise boot cut jeans and little ballet flats. fun fact tho! I also really wanted to lean into her being a more sharped edged person with the only exception being her round face, and this is to accentuate the type of character she is! At least, my version of Spectra is meant to be a bit more antagonistic. She does mean things without fully thinking through the consequences of her actions and how they might affect the people around her. She can be pretty self serving. But that's not to say she is unfriendly or that people don't like her.

and here obviously is my most recent line up lol.

Much like Cleo I honestly did not put much of any thought into Ghoulia's actual body type.Her pose I did somewhat though, I wanted her to slouch a bit and look kind of droopy.

For Venus and Rochelle I had opposing strategies for both characters. For Venus I wanted to make her very sharp edged and punk, Just overall I wanted her monster type and personality to really come across. And i like the idea of her being pretty muscle-y actually ngl. Rochelle I tried to go for a more "pear" shaped body? Which with the pose and clothing choice I feel gets lost a bit. I like the idea of her having a very soft and rounded silhouette to contrast the whole... spikey rock monster thing lol.

Abbey being giant and thick just makes sense to me imo, but also I really wanted to lean into rounder shapes to contrast the first impression she usually gives people. That whole Cold, Stoic, and Mean impression people get from her isn't true, in reality Abbey is quite friendly and sweet once you actually get to know her.