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guess who's writing more depressing shjt about regulus and sirius 😝

anyway sneak peek at chapter 1 of my new fic WHICH ISNT ACTUSLLY ALL BAD IT HAS FLUFF AND COMMUNICATION (crazy ik)

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I love winter I hope I freeze to death

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fuck donald trump me and my homies hate donald trump

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yeah well. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it.

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'Oh thank fuck' I think as we reach the break of our lecture, ignoring the fact that I haven't listened to a single word said and have been reading about jegulus the whole time

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"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for

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When Regulus had crawled into his bed one night and confessed to Sirius in a hushed whisper that he wanted to be known as Regulus, the heart of the lion, it had made perfect sense.

Proud, powerful, regal, headstrong and fiercely protective. Regulus lived up to this namesake perfectly, like the name was meant to his and no one else's from the very start

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red string of fate au where james is sick and tired™ of having to wait for destiny to bring his soulmate to him.

especially because in this universe the intensity of the red in your string shows if you are close to your other half (bright red when you are really close, but a maroon-ish color when far)

also, only you can see your own string, and the only part that's truly visible is what's tied on your pinky finger and a bit of the loose part, but it's just a couple inches of it that then turns invisible so it's not a bother.

so! james' string is bright bright red, like BRIGHT red. his soulmate is close but he has no way to find out who it is until "the right moment" which is when he and his soulmate get to hold hands for the first time.

james tried to hold hands with EVERYONE (who was willing and with a bright string as well, he's not daft) on the gryffindor tower, his quidditch team, and even some students from other houses who he has classes with.

results: nothing.

he gets so riled up and impatient, that one day he just snaps.

which means: he goes to the great hall for breakfast (because everyone is there), sits at the very beginning of the gryffindor table (to have everyone in his field of vision), grabs as much of his red string as he can (so, right before it becomes invisible) and. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

two things happen in like two seconds.

one. regulus black, who was just about to leave the great hall, is yanked backwards and barely caught by barty before he hits the ground. his arm painfully stretched to james' direction.

two. before james can finish processing that what the fuck, regulus black is his soulmate and sirius is going to murder him. regulus manages to stand back up properly, stares at his pinky like it has personally offended him, and. also. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

so james also gets yanked, only that, as he was still stunned from what just happened, he gets pulled out of his seat and dragged for maybe five steps towards regulus. arm painfully stretched towards him.

sirius, who has been watching everything, loses his shit.

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look I love hen but the whole situation in s6 with her opinions on chim proposing pisses me off so bad I can't like hello?? you want to weigh in on a relationship?? you're here talking about trust?? you, the cheater, are expressing concerns about their relationship?? especially bc it was mostly about maddie leaving to literally kill herself like she didn't just go on holiday and leave him to raise jee

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if I see one more list of 'rarepairs' where the ships are literally just ILLEGAL I'm going to scream why did I just see someone on tiktok with a greyback harry potter fanfic

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the way god has set me up to be the loneliest girl in literally any room group environment or dynamic

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as a queer person, I am completely devastated by this result. the suicide hotline is overloaded with LGBTQIA+ members since the election was called. I'm not American, but I'm well aware of the impact this will have on the world. sending lots of love and positivity to all queer people in the US. I'm sorry to all the queer children who will grow up in this environment, to all the older queers who fought hard for our rights only to see this happen, and to everyone who will have their rights taken away from them. we need to be strong, it's a difficult time but we can't give up. live, fight, stay strong. if you need anything, feel free to send me a dm. take care of yourself <3

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I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

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one day.... one day I will finally learn how to tag fics properly on ao3 and then I will be unstoppable

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what's it called when someone's hitting meat with one of those weird hammer things because i do NOT want to have to ask why someone is beating their meat in our kitchen at 2am

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i actually get ridiculously emotional when I'm reading a fic that has like over 10,000 kudos and as its being published the authors getting so exited at like a hundred like do you didn't even know how far this was gonna come