#idk how I came up with this

[sad-trekkie-life]

What I think TOS crew Instagram accounts would look like:

Bones:

Less then 1K followers. Private account. Selfies of him being in a company, a lot of selfies with Kirk, bad pictures of Spock, random photos of medical equipment. Sometimes snaps of landscapes. Active on stories.

Argues in the comments on scientific and moral topics (he’s usually right).

Has 2 secret accounts: Dolly Parton fan account, with a huge amount of followers. Other one is reviews of drinks, bars and clubs of different planets, also has a big amount of followers.

Spock:

A lot of followers (think ten thousands). Posts rarely, so account doesn’t really grow. Very beautiful photos of the landscapes and portraits of crewmen. A lot of candid pictures of Kirk. Sometimes posts harp music. Doesn’t feature his face for privacy.

Kirk:

Successful influencer amount of followers (think of hundreds of thousands or even over a million since other planets might have instagram as well). Cares about feed’s aesthetic, which features a lot of space, stars and shiny disco balls. Posts videos where he tells about his adventures while doing “get ready with me” (usually makeup), regular outfit checks. Pictures Spock made of him, information of interviews, articles, him with famous interplanetary politicians and celebreties, etc.

The only photos of people without him in the picture as well are of Spock (with some cheesy captions), and of Bones, with funny captions. Always pins Bones’ comments. Reposts Spock’s photography in stories. Doesn’t know why Dolly Parton fan account follows him. Follows Bones’ review account without knowing it is Bones, recommends Bones’ recommendations to everyone, even to Bones. Tries to convince Spock to create a beauty account.

Scotty

Scotty does have an account, but does not post anything on it. Still managed to get 325 followers.

Chekov

Two accounts. Meme account and modeling. Meme account is pretty big, and it’s Russian memes. Modeling account is smaller than meme account but still big. Collaborates with popular intergalactic brands. Doesn’t tell people about model account, meme account is Chekov’s proudest achievement.

Sulu

Cosplay. Botanics. Shitposts. Cosplay again. Comic cons (with Chekov). Flowers. Cosplay. Not a big amount of followers but not a small one.

Uhura

Amount of followers is slightly higher than Kirk’s. Makeup, outfits, singing, African culture. Spock leaves a lot of nice comments there. Uhura from time to time features Spock to promote a makeup or them to do makeup to each other. McCoy also gets featured especially “doing makeup to my friend” kind of videos, and is pretty popular among her fans, but he doesn’t accept follow requests. Feed aesthetic often changes, but always has bright colors, certain themes and color schemes.

[kaityeliza]

how in hell did frank's like whole disappearence not become a huge case? like we all talk about percy true crime stuff but no its him like a military captain goes missing in action/passes away (i can't remember which right now) a couple weeks later her 15/16 year old son just drops off the face of the earth then a month later her mother dies in a mysterious house fire and her son is spotted all over the world with the kid who blew up the arch, a runaway, a celebrity's problem daughter, a formerly missing girl, and two people they can't identify like and on top of all of that his dad just not know + the zhangs are wealthy

i mean frank definitely had a life before all the demigod stuff didn't he? he just thought he was normal, he probably had friends? he was in highschool? he could have had a lot of friends or been super popular?(probably wasn't love frank but that's just not how he seems to be written) literally all we know about him is that he won a spelling bee and knows some french that's it? nothing about his friends? live before camp? like if one of your friends just...disappeared and his whole family that you knew of died i feel like that'd be kinda weird?

[i-have-jianxin-maxxed]

MLP TAKES BACK TO EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY!!

i could go on and on with discord being chaos and king sombra being a certain bisexual evil ruler

Do not take this seriously

[vonn13]

Hc the foxes trying to encourage Neil to buy better clothes after his freshman year which leads to Neil getting into buying very weird socks. Everyone wants to burn them, but Andrew is a filthy enabler.

[chaoticstarling]

i know i said that jay would play a wind instrument but the idea of him playing a triangle is somehow better

[rincewinds-hat]

My personal theory is that every writer is some sort of prophet that can see into another universe, so when they're writing it's just a prophecy of another world. In conclusion, the multiverse is real, and who's to say we're not actually getting Possessed by The Characters

[firefliesdies]

Clitless behaviour (derogatory)

[twicearoundthebend]

The only marketing I was shown for challengers was that zendaya was in it, which means somehow I made up that it was about the challenger disaster instead of tennis

[ofdinosanddais1]

I have another bg3 fic idea where it's like a post-apocalyptic world where people either have to choose to live in this city built on martial law run by this company called "Absolute Industries" and basically be indentured to a capitalist government or live in the wild where any number of danger exists from zombies to gangs but the tadpole gang hears about this safe haven called Baldurs Gate and it's about their journey there and there's multiple reasons for them to be on the run. Astarion is running from his former boss Cazador who ran a gang called the "Vampires", Karlach was escaping the military draft from Absolute Industries, Lae'zel is part of a gang that wants to take control of the Absolute's city, and Shadowheart stole a piece of military-grade technology that holds the answer to their freedom. So, safe to say that they aren't going to have an easy journey.

Along the way, they meet Halsin, a veterinarian turned medic who lives in a cave and helps people who escaped the city, Jaheira, a leader of a resistance group called the Harpers, Minthara, a former big wig that was fired and thrown to the wolves, and Minsc, Jaheira's friend who somehow infiltrated the Absolutist headquarters and got away with a highly intelligent hamster.

[jimmerzz0905]

the sims could somehow work REALLY well as horror

so like. you control tiny people living in your computer and get to pick what they do because it’s what you want, right?? and then when something that wasn’t meant to happen happens in a save, some people load in a previous version of the save and the sims in those save don’t remember anything

BUT then what if they were sentient?? what if they all KNEW they were being controlled, and that there was nothing they could do to stop it??? what about those sims who people like to torture for fun?? how would they feel if they were ACTUALLY sentient, and not just simulated lifeforms???

i don’t know, it just came to me. the sims is actually a REALLY good base for a digital horror concept if you think about it

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

Carry me home

[kaityeliza]

i know malcolm just wanted to be annabeth at one point, he wanted to be their mothers favorite, he wanted to go on all the quests, he wanted to be 'first place', sure annabeth went threw a lot but he doesn't see it that way, he sees it as her being loved by their mother and hes forgotten about

[800db-cloud]

i like to imagine spy’s old dark grey suit is actually his company mandated uniform :)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

throws these at you

[puppppppppy]

good morning sifloop nation

[forecast0ctopus]

putting those men in a Situation