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[allebasimaianunes]

this give me some stalker, freakado and obsessesive doctor charlie mayhew... maybe for lois??? or megan (idk, i bet more in lois...) .

or he is looking a crime scene... let see what's happenings in this final episode!!!

[igottatho]

Finally some good Fucking News (Gordon Ramsey voice). Watch this Brit punch out these Israelis on the beach of Thailand.

Saw this originally on twitter, but DL from Reddit. Find it here.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

JUST. JUST THE WAY SAM IS HOLDING AJ’S HAND THE ENTIRE TIME. THE ENTIRE TIME. THE WAY TOM IS HOLDING SAM. THE WAY THE VIDEO STARTS RIGHT WHEN LUKE HAD A HAND ON AJ’S HEAD. THE WAY LUKE CASUALLY FIDDLES WITH TOM’S EAR. SAMS HAND ON TOM’S KNEE. THE CAMERA CUTTING FROM WHEN LUKE HAD BEEN HUGGING AJ ON THE FIRST CUT. THE WAY THAT THEY’RE ALL SMILING AND HAPPY THE WHOLE TIME. NOT TO MENTION THAT ALL OF THEM ARE SMUSHED TOGETHER ON ONE COUCH. I- WHAT. I SIMPLY CAN NOT WHEN MEN *dies*

[t1razork]

HELLO? WHAT IS THIS LMAOOO the official MDK twitter account just posted this clip and left xdd

the most legendary bromance in the LEC 🙏🏽

[crumbly-apple-pie]

I need Samantha Shannon to know that these five words in this order are spectacular

[ID: text from a day of fallen night, reading, “Wulf hirpled towards a birling,” /end ID]

thank you so much to @maileesque for the ID :)

[rickswh0r3]

i’m obsessed with my own edit lmao

[lazyrezi]

You know, tolkien was on another one when writing specifically from Sam's point of view.

I'm sorry, but "he longed only for his master, for one sight of his face or one touch of his hand"???? That shit is SO romantic I might die.

And while in all of lotr there is a lot of platonic love expressed between men (love to see it!) even physical touch there is such a stark difference between the way it is written for pippin and merry versus frodo and sam. Sam's devotion is on another level, and you might say that is because frodo is his master but like. If anything that explains it less!!! He is frodo's gardener and sure they are friendly but I don't know about you but I would not weep so hard for my employer or be willing to die for them.

This whole passage, btw is basically sam, rescuing frodo from the top of a tower, which even at the time of tolkien writing lotr was already established as very much, not a platonic move. Think of any other story where our protagonist (ignore that frodo is also our protagonist for a minute he is the love interest right now) goes up against an enemy, ready to die just to get to the very top of the tower in hope to save someone they love. That shit is not platonic. It COULD BE. It isn't, tho.

The thing is the way merry and pippin were written specifically is a great example of how platonic love is portrayed in the books otherwise. Let me tell you, the two of them do not long for each other's touch ONCE. Pippin thinks of merry often, and Merry wishes pippin were there with him, and they both hope against hope they will see each other again, and it is very sweet, don't get me wrong. But they way it is written inherently reads platonic, whereas any time we see Sam's perspective, it is fuelled with such an intense longing/devotion that is unexplainable by their circumstances.

At this point in the story it actually does not make any sense for sam to risk his life/the capture of the ring/the END of their quest for frodo who for all we know might already be dead. Sam has the ring he is just as capable of delivering it to mordor, yet he chases orcs and exerts a LOT of energy just to get a chance at rescuing frodo. WHAT EVEN IS THIS??? this is more romantic than any romance books I have ever read!

[absurdumsid]

heres some shatttered/nacho requested by @nightmare-verse brought to u by my goodest friend whiteboard

tagging @dustsansm1 as well hiiii here u go <3

Shattered! Dream belongs to galacii-gallery

[zuukoooo]

😰.

[rip the Hollow clown🕊️🕊️🕊️]

[shadowseductress]

tried making a henna bow

[phoenixkaptain]

I love the Jedi, I love Jedi Masters, I love Jedi Masters and their Padawans because good golly they love their Padawans so much!!!

I love them, okay, you don’t understand. Jedi Masters are so serious and solemn around their Padawans, pointing out their flaws or pretending to be untouchable and perfect. And the second their Padawans are out of earshot, they immediately start spouting their virtues.

Qui-Gon around Obi-Wan: “Focus, Padawan. Think of the present, Padawan. Work on yourself, Padawan.”

Qui-Gon around anyone else: “Have you noticed how great Obi-Wan is?? He’s perfect, have you seen him?? I have photos I keep in my wallet, look at how great he is and he is so talented and he’s ready to be a Knight and-“

Obi-Wan while Anakin is his Padawan: “Stop acting like this, Padawan. You aren’t so strong quite yet. You lack patience. You should slow down.”

Obi-Wan the moment Anakin is no longer his Padawan: “Anakin, you are so smart and talented and I smile everytime we’re together and you’re great and I love you-“

Yoda with Luke: “Impatient. Awful. Terrible student. Always try, never do. One hundred more laps.”

Yoda without Luke: “Great person. Strong. Best friend. Eats frog stew without gagging, he does, the best student I’ve had, hm?”

Luminara are Barriss: “You are of course still my student and have much to learn and far to go.”

Luminara when Barriss isn’t there: “My Padawan is great and I’ve already prepared myself to let her go because she’s basically ready to be a Knight anyway, you know, I can’t wait to see where she goes and if she dies, I’ll cry.”

Jedi Masters love their Padawans and are just… very repressed about it…

[angelstraiqhtfromhell]

probably my favorite thing the ghost fandom has ever done was look at a song about the mother of the antichrist and said “actually, this is what we’re calling papa’s wife now” and we all just fucking ran with it.

[littleheartsdesire]

[scudevils]

quinn looks so good what the fuck

[the-crimson]

Look ok I love that BBH and Etoiles are protectors of the server…. But… I miss evil BBH T_T

He was never treated seriously as a villian on the d/smp and I think the qsmp has the perfect set up for bbh to go bbeg and finally get to play the terrifying villain he wasn’t able to before.

Like… if Dapper and Pomme die, Etoiles and BBH could become such a horrifying force of vengeance and I’m just 😳 thinking about it

It’s probably not gonna happen and that’s okay but… I kinda want it to happen XD

[doctor-mccoys-sanity]

con o’neil searches the steddyhands tag in his free time