#idk I’m throwing this into the wild rn

[pucciverse]

solitary wildcat

extra variants

[infernal-lamb]

Whenever I think of the Bishops turning back into mortals and what that would feel like, I always think of that scene in The Last Unicorn (1982) film, where the Unicorn is turned into a human woman they call Lady Amalthea— and this line of dialogue in particular:

I imagine the biological shock to a once-immortal body would be something like this—every cell, every vein, every muscle now becoming subject to the ebb and flow of time and decay, that though you don’t necessarily need to die under the Lamb’s dogma (death is a force that the Lamb doles out as they see fit) you still experience and are hyper aware of the terrifying passage of time on your body. It would probably be jarring for the ex-bishops to have spent millennia in what is essentially a biological stasis, to now feeling every part of you become encumbered with *time*, to them it’s utterly nightmarish. Mortality, the body, all of it mired in what they view as weakness.

I always envisioned that there would be caveats to resurrections in cult of the Lamb, unless it can just be explained away by a force of a pre-existing magic or whatever, that resurrections and prolonged lifespans on regular mortal bodies (untouched by godhood/immortality) would overwhelm them. or perhaps reveal the limitations of defying death or thinking you are in control of it (The Lamb may consider eliminating natural death as a compassionate service, so to speak, but when their long-living followers start to fall apart biologically they could grapple with the fact that death will always exist and function outside of their will, regardless of their power over it) idk! much to think about

[artist-izzy]

Y’all I just watched wild robot

I’m in fr tears

Who’s idea was this

[bennyb0i0]

do you do nsfw alphabets? if so could you do one for suigetsu or sasuke? <3

YESSSSS. I’ll do suigetsu!

Suigetsu nsfw alphabet!

A (aftercare)

-he’s alright at it. Pretty average. Gives you the “wanna water?” Then he goes to sleep. Will hold you if you want him to though

B (body)

-he likes squishy things. Thighs, ass, tits, or tummy. He just wants to squish em.

C (cum)

-he LOVES cumming on your face. He just likes to cum on you in general. He likes seeing it drip down your body.

D (dick. What does he look like?)

-he’s kinda long, but not as girthy. About 6-7 inches long. (Istg if I keep seeing unrealistic dick measurements in nsfw alphabets I’ll scream. Like no, a 5’7 man isn’t gonna have a 12in cock. STOP IT-)

E (energy)

-he’s a hyper boy. He likes multiple rounds, and he likes it fast. He can go slow If you want. He’s flexible. But ideally he’d go 1-3 rounds. But you and him have a record of 6. And that’s WILD.

F (fav position)

Likes doggy style so he can grip your ass. Doesn’t really fw missionary unless he can grab your tits. He likes fun positions that make you both feel good.

G (goofy)

-bro he can’t take it seriously half the time. He just wants to see you laugh :( he slaps your ass to make you giggle.

H (hair)

-he tries to keep it shaved. Doesn’t really like hair down there. But he’ll get lazy sometimes and forget (procrastinate)

I (intimate. how are they during the moment?)

-can be if he wants to. He’s pretty vocal, so he’ll spurt something sappy if he’s feeling it.

j (jerk off)

-he has a high sex drive, so when you’re not there, he’ll sniff your shirts and jack off. One time you caught him jorking it and he was so ashamed-

K (kink)

-wants to see you oiled up so bad. It’s actually wild. Unironically says “oil up I’ll be there in 10” (maybe. Idk it makes me laugh)

L (lingerie)

-rips that shit offa you. Lace? He’s using his teeth. He thinks it’s so sexy he just wants to CHOMP.

M (motivation)

-you tease him and he’s throwing you over his shoulder and taking you to the bedroom. “you asked for it, princess.”

N (no)

-wouldn’t ignore safewords. He goes rough/fast sometimes, so safewords are important.

O(oral)

-he’s flexible. He likes it both. Abuses your poor clit with his tongue, and leaves the inside of your thighs covered in bite marks. He moans when you give it to him. The most vocal he’ll be is when you give him head.

P(pace)

fast

Q(quickies)

-likes em. He likes the risk of doing it in public too.

R(risk)

-he’s down for it if you are. Likes it when you’re really loud and risk others hearing

s(stamina)

-I told you he can go a lot (I ain’t writing allat again. I’m half asleep rn)

T(toys)

-Pink sparkly butt plug (jk)

U (unfair)

-he’s such a tease. Denies orgasm so much.

V (volume)

loud

W (wild card)

-kisses every bite mark he makes if he’s too rough.

X

-nuh uh

Y

Z

I fucked up and already told you these headcannons and I ain’t writhing allat again. Goodnight I took my melatonin and now I’m sleepy.

[savvylittlecoxswain]

Definitely would love to hear about "fuck it we ball"!!

Ok so this is a hypothetical baseball AU, Bobby focused of course because that’s what I do. My qualifications for reasoning and source of my information: I played softball for a very very long time and have watched baseball for even longer even if it isn’t my favorite sport.

What positions would each boy play? A lot of them are up in the air, but these are the vibes they’re giving:

Bobby - Catcher

Kind of the man in charge on the field, they see everything that’s going on

He’s facing the opposite way of everyone else on the field like he does in the boat

Calls time outs on the field to huddle in the pitchers mound when things aren’t going good, gives pep talks and all that

Don - Pitcher/Second(?)

Pitcher because he’s stroke

Second basemen are either the quiet kid or the obnoxious kid who thinks they’re the shit like come on man you’re at 2nd, you’re arguably one of the worst players in the infield (I can say that because that was me until I switched to outfield the loml)

Joe - Third Base

Third base is a wild place to be, you gotta react on your instincts a lot and you gotta react fast. Theres all kinds of situations a third baseman can be in

One of the hardest working players on the field. They can really make or break your infield

The ball is literally drilled at you sometimes so you have to be tough and Joe is definitely tough

Shorty - Shortstop

Usually one of the best players on the team

Can be pretty hot headed

Shortstops are very confident in themselves and can have a bit of an ego

Stub - First Base

Big guys who don’t move very fast play first. I’m not saying Stub isn’t fast, but he’s def a big guy.

First basemen are usually big power hitters tho like lots of poser behind their bats. He probably hits 4th or 5th in the line up, hits cleanup

Johnny - Center Field (or maybe short??)

I feel like he’s fast but he’s not giving that infield ego vibes to me, you know?

Totally the coach’s kid growing up, like he probably pitched and played shortstop. It’s not uncommon for players who played a position in high school to play outfield in college (I know several)

Gordy - Right Field

Idk it just kinda fits imo

Chuck - 2nd Base (?)/OF

Again he just kinda fits

He’s got that infield ego

Maybe a relief pitcher?

Roger - Left Field/Second(?)

Mostly think he’d play OF, but he’s giving lowkey second or third base vibes. So like maybe whenever a new pitcher goes in Roger takes their place on the infield and Coy goes to the outfield.

There is absolutely zero plot nailed down for this but I have details that I would include if I were to ever write it:

Backstory: Bobby is the one deciding what pitches the pitchers should throw aka calling pitches during games until he messes up and loses them a big game. Ulbrickson decides that’s the last straw and kicks him off the team. In actuality the pitcher didn’t throw the pitch Bobby called or missed his spot and blamed Bobby for it.

The story would be set sometime after Bobby is brought back as the catcher for reason XYZ, why isn’t important rn for this. But Ulbrickson has a stipulation that he’ll be calling pitches, not Bobby. Bobby agrees, but obviously goes off script sometimes.

I want Bobby signaling for a particular pitch as called by Ulbrickson, but uses another sign he made up that tells the pitchers “hey I didn’t come up with this.” And Don shakes off the pitch by shaking his head and Bobby smiles and signals the one that he thinks he should pitch.

I want Bobby in a backwards baseball cap (ofc)

I want Bobby getting into a collision at home plate, definitely a must because I love that hurt/comfort

[thatsrightice]

I’m a huge fan of daemon/spirit animal/animal shifter form AUs and I can be convinced Iceman’s animal is just about anything with enough conviction or headcanons, so I decided to put together a poll for outside input.

I also put together some pictures of the animals with some of my thoughts I would love for you to read below the poll! If you have one not listed, please comment!!! I’d love to read your thoughts.

Snow Leopard

super majestic and regal like just look at him

cold weather king, has snow in the name like fr

def just watches quietly from a distance before making a move (thinking of that bar scene where he’s watching from a corner)

patient, but also looks polite

super intense gaze, judging you so hard rn

Arctic Wolf

cold weather, has arctic in the name

looks like they’ve got lots of wisdom

super smart for sure

never leaves a wingwolf behind

would def snap his teeth at you

Golden Eagle

big bird (6ft+ wingspan)

suuuuuper fast like one of the fasted birds

in a daemon au he would totally rock being in a navy portrait

cold weather cause ice, maybe partial source of callsign (goes for all cold weather animals tbh)

super serious super intense like just look at him and his laser focus

patiently waits before swooping in for a kill

there’s a lot of variation among the species and it’s 6 subspecies, so it could be super dark like the picture below

Leucistic Golden Eagle

Golden Eagle but ✨special✨

ice(man) cause of white feathers

feathers on leucistic birds aren’t as strong, but he’d be sure to prove to you he’s not weak

his dad would totally hate it, think he’s weak, defective, etc.

Leucistic Bald Eagle

birds fly

cold weather

normal bald eagle would be too on the nose, too cheesy maybe imo

ice(man) callsign partially cause of white feathers, mostly because of the way he flies of course

higher ups def love the bald eagle, very patriotic which is good publicity for him, maybe why he got promoted so fast

pretty similar to the golden eagle in terms of skill

feathers on leucistic birds aren’t as strong, but he’d be sure to prove to you he’s not weak

dad would probably definitely hate it, think he’s weak, defective, etc. but also maybe jealous because he had to work to get his place in America whereas his son just gets a bald eagle and is suddenly 100% american

Harpy Eagle

birds fly

big bird (6.5ft+ wingspan)

looks cold af

like looks like he could kill you and could definitely kill you

great flight agility

head feathers kinda wild, could kinda mimick his frosty tips but reversed

Leucistic Harpy Eagle

Harpy Eagle but cool as ice like I’m digging the colors

i really dig the colors on this boy

Snowy Owl

birds fly

cold weather, had snow in the name

observes quietly from the rafters

patient for sure

silent flight is a plus, swoop in when they’re not expecting it

Eurasian Lynx

native to Russia

cold weather

lynx are pretty standoffish so it’s kind of a vibe

thought I’d shake things up by throwing it in the mix

Amur Leopard

native to Russia

cold weather

observe from a distance (kind of a common thread but that bar scene like come on it fits)

idk it’s very cool and needs more awareness cause it’s going extinct

[amazon160]

L.E.F.T.E. x Reader Headcanons

I’m basing this off a fanfic I plan on writing sometime soon

-Imma say it upfront, Lefty doesn’t have a voice box. It’s my own headcanon that in UCN and FNaF 6, Lefty is a separate entity from the Puppet but Charlie is talking THROUGH his BODY

-There’s a part of Lefty’s acronym that says “fuse”. Idk what it really means, but I just headcanon that it means fusing the remnant so Charlie is attached to him and can’t leave until he’s burned.

-So Lefty gains sentience from the fused remnant

-Lefty was built to capture and contain the Puppet. As a consequence, he has to deal with Charlie

-She comes in and out and haunts him, but really just nags like a little sister. It’s really wild to her that her remnant brought him to life, and that he’s now sentient because of her

-Lefty is a very quiet and sentimental character, but is really quite sweet once you get to know him

-Though the rest of the animatronics are creeped out by him. It’s the missing eye, I tell you

-You met Lefty at his curtain when you weren’t supposed to be working overtime. You offered to help fix up his eye and maybe even get him a voice box

-He had a small crush on you for a while since then

-Charlie always teased him about it

-Lefty has a hard time approaching you because he’s too shy, but eventually he reminds you about his voice box and you get to it

-You hear Charlie speak out of Lefty and it freaks you out, but you still help Lefty. He’s even more attached and grateful to you

-Lefty gets his voice box, you both forget all about his eye. He thinks it makes him seem “unique”, and now that he can talk the others won’t be as creeped out

-He was wrong

-Sometimes Charlie will take over his body, especially at night. That freaks the others out

-She takes over and sneaks Y/N a note that tells her to meet at Parts and Services. Lefty is oblivious but she makes him go there anyway to confess

-You are a little weirded out, but you also find it cute and you throw Lefty a bone. If it’ll help him get out of his shell, what’s the worst that could happen?

-While developing your relationship, you’re the one initiating most physical touch and Lefty’s an adorable nervous wreck half the time. You admit Lefty’s adorable

-Once you two are more comfortable, Lefty becomes more confident and approaches you more often

-He advises you about your workload and tries to help take off stress

-You finally admit you’ve got a small crush on the bear involuntarily during one of your more private hangouts

-More is to come but I don’t wanna write rn so byyyeeee

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

pit babe ep 12 stray thoughts

- kentapeteway here we goooo. oh OH??? i need so much more of them you dont understand

- peteway really hitting like pete just wants to help them get out 😕

- this sad ass guitar plucking

- PETE CAN READ MINDS HIM AND WAY ARE LIKE FUCJING FOILS

- peteway really hitting might have to pop over to ao3

- WHO IS TONY GONNA SELL

- jeff’s “aww you’re not too old to give it your all” mdmdjentjrj

- does x hunter have no money cause alan lives alone in a mansion, be honest

- the way north looks at sonic makes me want to eat my computer. he’s constantly shooting his shot good for him

- these absolute clowns. throwing apples at him then bringing up charlie like do you want him to be miserable lmao

- babe’s having kitty thoughts rn isn’t he

- kim being dragged around like the distant cousin who came to see is taking me out i love this lil group NOT THE CHASE

- i’m obsessed with the piano track playing during this conversation does anyone know if they released which instrumentals they use in the soundtrack

- jeff getting kidnapped AGAIN is wild

- idk how i feel about the zipper on kenta’s outfit it looks uncomfy. oh is he having a change of heart? kenta growth moment?? oh no tony saw. his desperate ass is calling winner isnt he....

- pete and way trying their hardest to convince babe kenta can change vs kenta walking in and vowing not to change lol

- will not be commenting on kenta and how he was raised or the cycle or the way he looks at tony or or or or

- he got kenta on the floor crying TONY YOU WILL CRUMBLE

- not the “i’ve never seen you as a son i raised you as a dog” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

- winners cringe ass is here, someone needed to show him kindness or maybe have gay sex with him and let him have control in a safe environment idk i just know he’s not gonna make it more than a few hours god it’s getting desperate for these guys

- i’m really loving way after losing everything, like this man has changed at a fundamental level i dont know what he'll do next i dont know if he knows what he'll do next he has lost himself he has found the person he thought was gone forever....

- DID WINNER MAKE YHR NOISE OF THE CAR DOOR OPENING HELPP DJEJDJJKEKSK

- and he’s a bulls fan ekejjrjriekek

- why is way just standing there watching babe get his ass kicked go mind control

- kim off to the side sadly staring in space while everyone else talks is so funny to me

- babe and pete in sweats for their heist vs way in his fashion jacket

- winner shut up tony is gonna throttle you

- babe rotting from the inside over missing charlie:

way and his loafers: what are we

- i love tony’s little baby hairs im sorry but they’re kinda hot….

- if Pete and way try hard enough can they explode tony with their minds, like if they work as a team

- babe always getting his head smashed like he should just wear his raceing helmet all the time

ahhhh things are going down next ep!!!!!

[ravenoclock]

@labyrinthhofmymind

IM BACCKKK

Spoilers for a fic called presque vu by bizzarestars

TYSM FOR UR RESPONSE AAAA UR THE FIRST PERSOM WHO’S LISTENED TO MY RANTS AND AVGUALLY LIKES THWM SO TYSM UR THE BEST <33

CHAPTER ELEVEN MFS

Shit’s getting deep yall I grabbed the tissues just in case.

*clears throat* okay so starting off sad with Lily’s parents dying right off the bat. Holy fuck. And the fact that she didn’t cry until after the funeral?? MY GIRL DJSKSKKSKA. I CANT RN. and Sirius being like ‘I wanna fuck Remus’ and Harry being like ‘nuh-uh’ and crying LMAO. Hilarious.

He lives anyway, in the end. They both do. Rats can survive in even the most dire of conditions, and all dogs were wild once. They both make it through, just not together. Rats and dogs rarely get along.

Foreshadowing comes in many forms.

Fuck. I can’t today. PETER PETER PETER. JUST ARGHH. WHY WHY WHY.

"No," Sirius croaks. "I can't ever imagine grieving you."

I’m on my way to go dig a grave for myself who’s with me? Cuz why? Would? You? Do? That? To? Me? Why? What? What the fuck??? I’ve spent so long deluding myself into believing canon isn’t real and that the marauders grew old and grey and happy together and then I read fics like these because I think im strong enough but in reality I just created a dream I can shatter (catch my reference? No? Yes?) but id rather the delusion shatter than my sanity but at this point idk. BEAR WITH ME. I’ll get therapy dw.

Sirius is right there with him, as that saying goes. She's growing, too, one day at a time even as she digs her heels in for every inch. She's just as imprisoned as him, in her own way. A prison of her own body, her blood, her name. She's been a prisoner her whole life.

Dead. Why is this so amazing??? Like I feel it in the very depths of my soul I swear.

JAMES WANTED CHILDREN. PLURAL. WHAT THE ACTUAL- I CANT. HARRY WAS GOING TO HAVE SIBLINGS. I FEEL NAUSEATED. IM GONNA THROW UP EVERYTJING INSIDE OF ME I SWEAR.

(This, too, is a prison. You feel that, don't you, deep down inside? One day soon, you'll be free from it, only for it to be replaced by another.)

The foreshadowing is crazy. Insane. Every other word for practically amazingly heart wrenchingly horrible.

Lily was pregnant. Lily was pregnant Lily was pregnant Lily was pregnant she had a baby she had a baby there was a baby THERE WAS ANOTHER BABY COMING THERE WAS ANOTHER FUCKING BABY COMING AND THEY FUCKING DIED AND THE BABY NEVER GOT TO LIVE THEY HAD ANOTHER BABY. HARRY WAS GOING TO HAVE A SIBLING. LILY WAS FUCKING PREFNANT. OH LORD IM GOING TO CRY A WHOLE FUCKING LOT NOW.

What if Halloween just doesn’t exist. They’ll live happily ever after right? Right? RIGHT????????

For Peter, this is, as the saying goes, his final straw. The camel's back is not only broken, it's been cleaved in half, and the fear spills out over the sides like blood, leading only to the promise of more. He's been straddling the line between both sides for nearly a year now, giving only bits and pieces of information to the death eaters just to make sure they won't kill him in duels, never enough for the Order to even suspect a proper spy at all, but now he knows which side is losing for sure, after this side has suffered so much loss, so it's time he throws his lot in where he can stop being afraid. He wants to survive like a rat, and gets his wish.

Fucking coward. I hope he dies a painful dead. Oh wait, he does. (I actually don’t remember. Does he? Idk if he dies at all ngl.)

Out of everyone, Marlene's are the only dreams that come true.

God fucking damn. Can I cry now? Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god. Marlene ml. You will be missed.

I rly can’t. The first death out of the main group came and went. It doesn’t feel as heart wrenching as it does when I read Marlene’s death in The Hand That Feeds cuz it wasn’t in her perspective, and Sirius is awfully and unhealthily detached and it’s just so so fucking sad I can’t even.

She died. I cried.

CHAPTER TWELVE

Strapping in because Zar said so.

The fact that people think the spy is Sirius. Because of his last name. A name she can’t control. A name that came from a reputation they tried so hard to remove themselves from only for others to only see it. The name ‘Black’ and what it’s associated with. I hope they all fuck themselves.

Sirius shouldn't even know about it, nor should Remus, or Peter, or Augusta—but of course, they all find out because Frank and Alice trust the latter, while James and Lily trust the former three. One couple here has made a mistake. Hint: it's not the one with parents.

OHHHHH MY GOD.

"Sirius isn't a fucking toy," James snaps.

Remus arches an eyebrow. "Then why do you treat him like one?"

Oh my lord. Oh my fucking lord.

It's funny. When the doubt creeps in, Remus will think about the question Sirius asked, and Sirius will think about the answer Remus gave, but neither will think about how Peter said nothing at all.

So…I don’t know what to say anymore. I can’t say anything. It’s so awful.

Mary ran. Dorcas died. Peter should die.

The emmary makes me want to die, too. WHY DIDNT EMMELINE GO WITH HER. MARY OBLIVIATED HERSELF TRYING TO PROTECT HETSELF.

Whoever the spy is, Sirius thinks that day, they're smart, and they're brutal, and they're not doing this just out of fear. There's more to it than just that, more that Sirius can recognize in the mirror; a deep, dark pit that the worst crawls out of, unleashed on those who don't think it exists there. This is someone who may not have always been a monster, but knows how to become one, and maybe believes that's the only option they have. This is someone, despite how hard it is to fathom and how hard it is to accept, that Sirius knows.

Irony never misses a chance to take center-stage in the tragic play of their lives. Believe it or not, they're still in act one. They're on their way to act two, though, one cut from the cast of characters at a time.

Peter doesn’t deserve to cry for deaths he fucking caused. He doesn’t deserve Sirius comforting him. He doesn’t deserve any mercy at all.

Very close now, with Dorcas out. Take a wild guess at who's next.

Emmeline. Lily and James. Those are my guesses.

Sirius starting to doubt Remus kills me.

Sirius thinking Remus is Dumbledore’s spy…im pretty sure he wasn’t? Was he? Maybe he was but I only remember Peter being both. Like Peter was the double agent before turning to work for baldy voldy.

The fact that Sirius thinks it’s Remus. The fact that none of them suspect Peter not even once.

Them trying to convince their best friends that the other is the spy. Why. Peter wasn’t mentioned once. I actually want to puke.

Also Dorcas. Just. Dorcas :( And then Mary running tf away cuz she’s done. I wanna die. Wolfstar fighting and falling in love during A WAR. MY LOVES. THEY FONT DESERVE IT.

I read like chapters 13-21 in a haze. Here’s my thoughts (not in any order whatsoever):

- Azkaban is so shitty to the extent that there’s no words to describe how fucked it is and how dehumanizing it makes its prisoners feel, innocent or not

- The entire chapter where Sirius was described without any pronouns was GENIUS and so brilliant I loved it

- Sirius passing time as Padfoot but forgetting a lot because of Padfoot and Azkaban :(

- Sirius using the dementors as a way of sh :(

- Sirius not remembering who his first kiss was (JAMES) actually KILLED ME

- OLDER WOLFSTAR REUNION WHOOP WHOOP I LOVE THEM

- THE HURT/COMFORT SCENE <333333

- THEYRE SO IN LOVE THAT I MIGHT STOP BREATHING

- THE BUGS oh the FUCKING bugs thing destroys me. i cried, threw up, did the whole thing. cuz GOD I WANT SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND ME LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT. I LOVE THEM.

- Sirius and Crookshanks are cool asf

- DUMBKEDORE YOU MAD MAN WHY DO I LIKE YOU

- KINGSLEY

- Remus being jealous of Kingsley low key had me giggling and twirling my hair cuz Sirius is so oblivious like ‘oh he’s funny, and we’re mates’ AGAHSHGAA

- also Remus being like ‘we’re just friends’ you and who buddy? Ain’t no one buying that. And Sirius glaring holes into his head is so AHAHAHAHH. And then Sirius holding it against him for the next few chapters is actually hilarious. He’s so petty. I love them.

- Sirius: ‘hello buddy, best mate, my best of all pals’

Remus: ‘I sense I’ve made a mistake somewhere’

ZAR WRUTING THAT IS SO FUNNY. I think i might’ve cried from laughter.

- REMUS TELLS SIRIUS EVERYTHING. WOLFSTAR IS COMMUNICATING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I LOVE IT.

- Sirius being upset that she’s not allowed to be there on Remus’ full moons is so cute, and then Remus letting her take care of him after, always, is so so adorable.

- MOLLY. THE WEASLEY TWINS. HERMIONE. HARRYYY MY DARLING.

- WE MET THE GOLDEN ERA KIDDSSSSSS

- also the doubt that maybe Peter wasn’t the spy and he had a reasonable explanation for it is so heartbreaking I actually wanted to puke. I think i did puke.

- PROFESSOR LUPIN. ENDEARING. FOND. SIRIUS COMBUSTING EVERYTIME REMUS FLIRTS WITH HIM. PERFECTION.

- Sirius singing in Azkaban :((

- the cross words. WAXING MOON.

THEY WERE MADE FLR EACHOTHER YOUR HONOR.

Thx for coming to my Ted Talk <3.

Btw I’m so sorry i haven’t been on tumblr recently. Been a bit busy.

[ghostiewriter]

ok why did I picture the jiara/carreras homecoming scene way longer and way more dramatic? not a 10 second clip in a montage. also imagined kie mad and laying into them, saying she’s not coming back to them, not the other way around, them yelling at her and telling her to leave help 💀 idk how im feeling about how they decided to handle that. it’s gonna take a lot to forgive and trust the carreras personally

I mean, if I’m being honest, I don’t mind it much? I assume the season is gonna go further into that dynamic so I’m glad they aren’t throwing it all at the start and making us rewatch the same argument over and over again

also despite everything, you gotta remember that kiara is still a kid. they are still her parents. the pogues just experienced some wild shit and almost died so many ways, so there’s gonna be a lapse of judgement where she thinks her parents would be just as relieved that she’s alive as she is (like how we saw with pope and his dad). so I feel like her going makes sense

but glad to see mike is gonna be a wee prick still🤠guess that redemption is nowhere in sight rn!!

[whoblewboobear]

Idk how any of you are getting the ick or weird vibes from anyone yet.. I’m still where I was night one. My mind did change about Red tho bc he’s fully just there and I haven’t heard his voice since the premier lmao.

Everyone is vibing idk 🤷🏾‍♀️ Also, we gotta hang up the clown wig and be real about Kirsten putting herself in the position she’s in. Same with Jared. If you talk too much and the entire house knows they can’t trust you, word will get around. This is not a Taylor situation they’re just bad players from what we’ve seen so far. If I was in the house and saw an easy target in someone id let them ruin their own game and mind my business. Izzy taking the initiative to use that her to advantage isn’t a wild choice to make and she’s not a rat for doing it. If she starts throwing people under the bus or taking private info to other people then she’s a rat. This is all just early game strategy I?? Don’t get all the fuss rn I really don’t

[itsthatoneguy]

hlvrai theory

I thought of this last night for the funsies cause I felt like throwing some incomprehensible paragraph to my friend

so I think that benrey and Forzen both are not human ngl, let me explain, first of all benry is.. benry is that he acts odd and yes we all love him but he mentions how he used to be best friends with Forzen *and* and Gordon, even though the Gordon thing is bs I think that’s evidence that benry could be .. somewhat toxic, he’s funny but idk, like his behavior towards Gordon because he has a crush or wants to be friends or more than that is off, like he goes out of his way to harass Gordon and mock him as well as make threat to him and kill people (and birds, rip those pigeons) just to mess with Gordon. Now yes this is behavior caused by the fact he cannot have Gordon (weird wording Ik) but that is behavior non the less, so I have no idea where I’m going with this other than the fact that for a disciplined soldier of team nice (why would nice guy like mean people smh Forzen lied) if not for the fact that he may have some similarity to benry species wise and they were kinda just together as friends because of the one thing in common.

theory-ish/headcannon 2: benry is non human but relatively young in his species or gos?? How do they age idk so I can’t prove it and the reason he kinda goes ape wild and hormonal is from the radiation (warned by Gordon to stay out because he’s not wearing a suit to protect from radiation) speeding up his growth or mutating him harshly as explaining his sudden change of very snarky or mocking to Gordon to “leave me alone! I hate you” edgy teen towards Gordon and then kinda accepting like “man we used to be such good friends..” (yea it’s bs but his tone when saying it)

Warning: utter crack theory here

theory 3: Forzen is a shapeshifter :3

hear me out hear me tf out please

ok so first of all, behavior, Forzen is a marine soldier and should attack on sight, yes he is in a singular op or team but who on earth would do that knowing what’s out there unless Forzen was incredibly skilled, fearless or just straight didn’t need a team so his behavior makes no sense unless his higher up or commander is a literal monkey or wanted him dead (another reason, he may be wanted dead for being a shapeshifter but I’m NOT doin that rn) so he may have just taken the form of a dead soldier to not be shot on sight. And not to mention his stuttering when asked his teams name, my theory is he had to make that up on the spot and had no idea about military stuff. Why is a shapeshifter fluent in French? Idk this is just weird stuff I thought of lmao but I’ll update if I get an idea.

[getranched]

coulddddd we have a rundown of the habitants of the ranch?

Well I'm not sure about every single being who makes this (cosmic nightmare) house a home

But I'm sure we can give you a good rundown!(also PSA this account does deal with unreality so if that kind of thing messes with you be careful)

First up is the Ranch itself! A mimic in its final stage of life! They normally become dungeons or haunted houses but this lovely guy had the (mis)fortune to become a familiar with Moon in around the 1700's I'm pretty sure. And as a fully adult mimic it spawns thousands of baby mimics which end up replacing our furniture and the like.

EREN INTERJECTION i’m eren, OR RIJU, a shapeshifter. i just live here idk. i have a friend who’s a burmese python but he doenst live here. uhmm yeah idk i just eat the food in the fridge and sometimes i’ll throw bits of my fresh kills in there too. idk uhmm yeah im friends w everyone here except for like. FD maybe?? but he doesnt live here i dont think….

tbh i dont really keep up with who comes in and who doesnt HAHA im usually in my room playing with bones or reading when im here at the ranch

Twi interjection! I'm Twilight (or just Marth) i'm just kind of here, and if i'm not, i'm tending to my acnh island Tabantha. (Also this account is being shared between 15 or less people, some are more active than others and their individual accounts are being followed by this one)

Is it really an interjection if everybody’s doing it when nobody else is typing? Who knows! I’m Vivian, local semi-moth humanoid and god/dess of the Lost and the Traveling on occasion. Unlike most local chumps deities, I am a multiversal being, which means I am THE deus ex machina in any given situation, and like to Borrow from other universes. cough cough: ner beskar’gam. Also, I have a sapient AI living in “my” spaceship (which is legally his, don’t tell xem), just for funsies

This is Sky now. I'm not really supposed to be in this galaxy, I crash landed in the front yard on one of my spaceships. I tried apologizing to the landlord but we ended up throwing hands, not my fault. Eventually I stayed at the Ranch tho. Hobbies: leading prison breaks, motorcycle rides, eating lightbulbs for the sake of trolling, antagonizing gods, blasting my friends into space. Ended up adopting a demon cat guy. (Vivian note: this is not the catboy incubus. This is a different demon cat guy) (Sky note: Yeah, my boy is the cat butler, the other catboy is a pain in my ass) (Vivian again: and a pleasure in mine)

This is Luna! I am the goddess of horses and all things related. I spend most of my time as a horse (sometimes a centaur) AND I AM NOT A CHUMP VIVI! anyway I used to run an empire ages ago before it was destroyed, and I got sealed away. I have Twi to thank for breaking my seal! Nowadays I'm restarting my cult (its horse girls mostly rn) and fixing horse races. If you ever see a horse say hello it might be me.

Heyo! I'm saria, local milf. I have deer antlers because some grass god decided it'd be cool to mix the local humans with deer. (to be fair, he was right.) I'm mostly human, though. I stream bloodborne because that game reminds me of my found family and my village. I'm still piecing together what happened to my people, but for now I bake, garden, and play my silly little video game. catch me having tea with a succubus and a doll on tuesdays and shopping with a horse on thursdays.

Hi! I'm Wild! I was Moons first kid after my dog and I accidently ended up in this world, escaped jail, and hid in her man eating garden. Most of the time, I sail the seas of my home world and have the best adventures with the greatest pirate crew u could ever imagine. But, I do come visit home from time to time, too, thanks to my crystal that lets me travel through time and space. Somebody's gotta bedazzle FD's tools and give Moon a headache, ya kno?

Yormp here! I’m not totally sure who I am, I’m working on it. Moon says I’m a creature of my own choice, but I’m not too sure about that. Before I was an omen of war, and my friends called themselves pestilence, conquest, and death. Then I died, some time passed, I don’t remember it all, got cursed to be an otter for a bit, and met Moon. Now? I’m just going to college. Learning a little. If I really do get to choose, I think I’ll choose not to be War reborn this time.

Oh… and uhh. Goose.

Hmmm? OH it's my turn! Hey hey hey! I am (the) Sun Sun Sun and when you're with me everything is fun fun fun!. I'm Moon's counter part. We share a body, we share a mind, we are the same person, but not quite! Much like Moon I am also a clown, but instead of resembling a porcelain doll I have the body of a goat (sorta)! You can think of me as Moon's opposite! We may not agree on much, but we do hold our family very dear to us! I'm also referred to as a father and much like Moon, I don't mind what I'm called! Speaking of Moon, she wants her turn to speak now!

Hello, dearest traveler,

It seems you have found our home. I'm (the) Moon. I am the one that eats many gods in this world. But do not worry, it is strictly business. As of this moment, I have taken the form of a porcelain clown. This body was provided to me by a dear friend. I am also referred to as the father of many Ranch residents. Though I am called a father, and might be referred to as Mr. Vilon, I do not care much for what I am referred to as. Most use she/her.

[Psst. Moon. Don't forget to tell them some house rules!]

Ah yes... While you are here traveler, be sure keep some things in mind:

- Mind your teeth and your belongings, else they might be stolen

- Remember to keep your feet off the grass. The plants get hungry after a certain time.

- Not everything is what it seems. I'm sure you will become familiar with our mimics both big and small.

- Do not assume a door, hallway, or stairwell will take you to the same place twice.

- The void will always listen to your troubles.

- Do not pet the cats. Some are... not the kind that you want the attention of. Or maybe they are. That's up to you.

- And most importantly, remember, that sometimes, it is better to stay lost than to be found.

Enjoy your visit,

The Vilons

[themarydragon]

This is. Not an ask. I’m sorry lol. I just want to like reach out because I’m re-reading Calm Waters Run Deep rn because ToTK has brought me into yet another Zelda phase and I just really wanna thank you even if you don’t read this. I’ve read this series 3+ times in English and once(ish) in French (I am nowhere near fluent) and it genuinely means so much to me. Like when I read it for the first time, I was getting out of my first (abusive) relationship and TLoZ was the only interest I had that was like, fully mine. Your fic kinda like. Influenced how I see love and how I see the world and really made me love TLoZ even more, if that’s even possible. 4 years later after my first read and these characters and this story still hold such a special place in my heart. I genuinely think you wrote a strong contender for the greatest fanfic of all time. Idk if that sounds silly but, again, I just wanna say thanks, even if you don’t end up reading this.

So.

Crying into my giant sock pile as I fold laundry tonight.

I wrote it for me. Steve was dying - died - and this fic was how I came to terms with it.

But I posted it for you (and you, and you, and yes you too) and its comments like this that make the huge anxiety-inducing undertaking that is throwing my work out into the wild, worth it. Doable.

Thanks, anon. I love you.

[hay-389]

I haven’t actually watched Marvel since Spider-Man: No Way Home, but the recent news I’m hearing has me so PISSED.

(Spoilers for Secret Invasion)

So most of the Marvel journey I’ve been a Captain America fan, didn’t really like Iron Man. The Avengers was the second ever Marvel movie I saw in theaters and I believe I had just turned 10.

All throughout the films I enjoyed watching CA, rooted for him durning Civil War. I think it was Spider-Man: Homecoming I started to find Tony interesting because of Peter, but it was Endgame that really surprised me. For some reason seeing him as a father changed my perspective of him, and literally the last 20 minutes of the film I was sobbing in the middle of the theater for a character who wasn’t even my favorite.

It was wild.

This past summer though, after reading tons of Spider-Man fanfic with Tony, decided to go and watch the Iron Man movies again (which I’ve only seen them once before) and after reading a certain part of someone’s story talking about stuff that happened in Captain America: WS/CW, I came to a sudden realization that yeah, I actually don’t like Steve Rogers anymore but Tony Stark. (There’s a little more to it but that’s the basics.)

So I recently had to come to terms with discovering Iron Man is one of my top favorite characters now and being sad all over again because I know how things end (like that Endgame wound ripped right back open)…but now you’re trying to tell me his best friend, Rhodey, a part of his found family…wasn’t actually himself…

But a Skrull.

Like, you’ve got to be kidding.

What makes this whole thing worse is that I’m hearing he could have been one since Civil War. The thought that Rhodey wasn’t there for ANY of the major important milestones for Tony, that none of the moments in-between were sincerely him, or that he doesn’t even know his friend is dead is just so…I can’t even put it into words.

It’s just so wrong.

I really hope the actual timeline will have been after Endgame because idk if I can handle the other option. I kind of just want to refuse to accept that’s even an event that takes place in the MCU.

To me this was not planned, but something thought about recently to throw in as a shock factor. Idk who thought that was a good idea but…it wasn’t.

Sorry for this long rant, but like I said before, you know that feeling you get when you discover a new show and want to binge watch it and just consume all types of media for it? Yeah, that’s me rn with Spider-Man/Iron Man. So I’m really in my feels at the moment.

[thespaceunfuckening]

Sunday 14/5/23

Many things today!!!

So I realized last night that my work clothes were dirty from before my trip and I had a shift today so I needed them. But!!! There was a small enough amount of laundry that I could very easily just throw in all my non-delicates and do that load of laundry all at once!!! It is not folded but it’s all clean and dry in the hamper

While the laundry was going this morning, I organized my jewelry, which sorely needed doing bc it’s just been in like a heap in my bedside drawer for forever. Now it’s actually mostly in a box and neat.

I did in fact manage to cook this evening! Not my prettiest chicken pie but entirely edible and will be very good leftovers for the coming week

Additionally, besides one pan that’s soaking, i washed everything I used to make the chicken pie so MY KITCHEN REMAINS CLEAN!!!!!

GOOD NEWS!!! I FOUND MY BIKE LOCK KEY thank god. Bad news: I did in fact have to delve into the Horrible Closet Of Everything to find it. So the kitchen remains clean but the entrance hallway is once again a flood of Boxes and Objects and I am too tired to put it all back rn. Perhaps if I had not cleaned literally every single thing in the kitchen yesterday but yeah it’s just not gonna happen tonight. I will have to clear a little bit of it just to like. Leave my apartment in the morning. But idk if I will get all of it shoved back in or not. But I’m just relieved I found the key tbh.

What I haven’t done is pull my bike out and actually pump up the tires and make sure it’s in decent working order. I am not going to use it tomorrow actually, as I have few enough walks and plenty of time to get to them, and I really don’t want to have to ride it all the way down to the office to pick up my keys bc as I remember that ride is a pain. I *am* 100% going to need it for Tuesday tho so that’s. Gonna happen sometime tomorrow. Somehow. Maybe.

But hey uh. I can’t remember the last time I had this many clean clothes AND this clean of a kitchen AT THE SAME TIME. Maybe this is working? Maybe? Like it was wild to look in the hamper and realize oh I don’t need to just pull out my work clothes and a handful of random other things to make the load worth it, I could just. Wash all these clothes. This is just one washing machine worth of clothes.