#idiots in love amirite

[morningstarwrites]

my OSAS spin-off is out now! you can read it here: Of Love and Longing

[nat-20s]

I have no desire for RTD era TWO to be a rehash of RTD era one I want new characters and stories and focuses and I would be incredibly disappointed if his shtick was "remember this thing u liked? We have more of that! Not in a meaningful way!" (Which is not at all what I think of the 60th anniversaries I genuinely think it was narratively strong and worthwhile for Tennant and Tate to come back). That all being said. Who do I gotta either bribe or kill for an episode with Martha Jones that is mostly about 15 being SO fucking niceys to her. Like the nicest kindest sweetest person in the whole fucking universe to her worshipping the ground she walks on and apologizing profusely. Is that so much to ask??

[nem0-nee]

Mayuu concept overblot reminds me of the babadook movie

Hsishs you have no idea how much this has a grip on me now- You, dawg, have such an astronomically sized brain?!? Thank you for letting me know 😭😭

Like MAN?! Now I want to showcase her OB in the form of a storybook

Sorry in advance if this is any way of unnerving ;v;

[RIP Silver you'll be missed]

A tale of one, a tale of many.

When a beloved friend turns into the enemy,

Feared of becoming nothing but a memory

Leads to a tale of a neverending tragedy;

Kairos— the perfect opportunity.

Prisoner of Time, won't you show us your mercy?

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

[tcmpestes]

In Xak Tural, Scone is called by the name Mittaaho on accident. There’s a quick apology and laughter soon after, but the moment sticks with him for the rest of his adventure. Once the dust settles, he returns and asks about the name. He’s told about a Hhetsarro woman, named Yameke, who lives on the outskirts of a Shaaloani town, and it…takes him a few days to actually go to her. When he does, it’s with the company of Krile and G’raha. The door opens on that fateful night to a woman who feels like home. She hugs him, calls him her dearest Maatse, and he can feel something inside of him finally relax.

[airlocksandaviaries]

what if they.,,,, held hands

[dayntee]

Ugh I love this fucking disaster wizard.

Give me the dumbest smart men any day of the week.

it will never not be intensely funny to me that this banter between karlach and gale only triggers after the weave scene lmao

protag: mind projects a romantic walk with just the two of them holding hands tenderly / a passionate kiss

gale: i (i mean NOT me) detected a HINT ☝️ of romantic interest MAYBE 🤔

[one-piece-aus]

What would marriage life would be like with the seven warlords?

This is an old anon request, I do apologize for not getting to it sooner but here we go

What Marriage Life Would Be Like With the Seven Warlords (Headcanons)

It's pretty chill being married to Mihawk

Y'all just vibe in a mansion on an isolated island

I imagine Mihawk is a person of quality time and acts of service so the two of you would often spend time together

Whether it's reading in your library or cooking dinner for each other, every moment you do together and action you do for him is cherished in Mihawk's heart, even if he doesn't mention it

He makes sure you're healthy and well (eating properly, making sure you get your sleep)

This man will be able to instantly tell if your state is the slightest bit off and will not hesitate to voice his concern

He is not opposed to having children, the idea might amuse him

In fact, after Zoro and Perona had made their appearance, Mihawk grew fond of the idea taking care of his own child, even if they would be irritating at times

Btw, Zoro and Perona think you two act like an old married couple ��

Only way this would be possible is if you are someone like Luffy

She might not understand exactly what marriage life means but she will do her best to make you happy

She is going to cook for you and feed you

She will bathe you and make sure you have the best clothes to wear

And she will order the best doctors to bring you back to your best health if you get sick

She is taking ✨amazing✨ care of you

The two of you are just living the life of luxury regardless of where you choose to live because you two are together and happy

You will not have kids (for a number of reasons that I will not get into because this is supposed to be a fun post)

Alright, I had no idea what to do for Moria so I asked @ask-the-night-crowl for these headcanons, thank you again Snugs

In a marriage, Moria would totally rely on his partner to fulfill all the duties he has/ should be responsible for. Granted, the other mysterious four already take over most of those, but someone has to keep them all in check.

His spouse better not be aversed by his crew, because for as much as he says he doesn't care about these idiots, he would also face death to protect them.

Unless him and his s/o have known eachother for a pretty long time, he'll try to keep them at an arm's length. Not necessarily because they don't have good enough of a connection, but the idea of loss is always on his mind.

He doesn't mind affection. In fact, he'll back-handedly seek it out by annoying his s/o until they give him attention if he so desires. He's pretty much like an oversized cat.

On the other hand, you'll also have to be prepared not to see him for days on end, because of his sleeping habits (Again, like a cat).

But in that time, cuddling with him is totally fine, because once that man is out, he sleeps like a rock.

His frequent nightmares might lead to the conclusion that comforting him would be the answer. But he hates the idea of being treated as weak as that and would much rather appreaciate the mere presence of his s/o when he wakes up next to them.

In contrast, he'll offer the same to his s/o when they feel down and would have an immediate (even petty) grudge against anyone harming them.

Staying in with him at a fireplace, drinking fancy wines and making fun of the other warlords would be his favorite way to spend time when he's awake for once.

If the spouse is good at cooking, you can bet they'll become his personal chef - after all, love goes through the stomach amirite.

If you're marrying Doffy, his family comes as a package deal, you can't have him without it, that being said, he expects you to get along with them (you can tolerate them instead but just don't let him notice)

Of course, he will expect you to take care of Baby 5, Buffalo, and Dellinger as if they were your children, he is open to making blood offsprings, but never put them before him

Doffy is your number 1 priority, whatever he says goes

But just because he's demanding doesn't mean he won't show you affection, in fact, most of his demands is just him wanting to give or receive affection

You are showed in gifts and luxury, he is the king of Dressrosa afterall, your word has every weight as his own since your are his queen

He is proud to show off his spouse, you are his most prized possession after all

However, you are more than just a trophy, after the loss of his dear mother and brother, he holds you close and tells you how dear you are to him every night

You are often woken up in the middle of the night due to his rustling from nightmares, just hold him to calm him down

Crocodile keeps you in the dark about his work, for all you know, he is a casino owner in Alabasta that keeps the people safe from pirates since he's a warlord

He takes you out for a stroll around in the evening, outside to admire the stars, or in the casino where your every need is met

He doesn't show affection in public but his gestures do show you belong to him and no one else

He keeps you company in bed at night until you fall asleep but when you wake up, he is not there, he's working as always

When see him next, he'll have a gift for you, an apology for not being able to always be around as he is a very busy man, but he'll make it up to you

I imagine it would be comfortable, like little cottage in nature kind of comfy

You both would wake up in the morning with a nice cup of tea

Your place would be clean and organized

You'd receive lots of comforting hugs and cuddles

Life would be peaceful

Until strawhat crew comes knocking on your door

Don't quite have any ideas for Kuma so... This is end, I hope you enjoy anon, and thank you for requesting

[the-fab-fox]

AzuLeo | Tell It to My Heart (Octaclaw Series)

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Whooooo! Here it is, y'all! The idiot boys!! We love them but gah are they frustrating. But at least it's free entertainment, amirite? (Thank you so so so much @mellosdrawings ! They look so gorgeous and Leona is so right. That color does look good on him. 🤣)

(and excellent timing since I just released Chapter 8 last night. haha)

You can read the scene in the commission in the previous fic, I Want You in Chapter 9. I'm linking this fic, however, because I've already got the post for Ja² and the commissions for that out and I was waiting on this comm to get this one out. Sorry about the wait y'all.

You guys. If you read that chapter, Chapter 9, after seeing this art—if you enjoy that chapter, I heavily encourage you to read Tell It to My Heart today!

You won't be disappointed!

[mochidolls]

bot dump !

🆕 | @mochidolls just posted ( 5 m ago ) : here is the awaited bot dump in celebration of 7k and the new year! the support has been so lovely and i appreciate you all so so much. in honour, i give you this as my thank you <3

yellowjackets

lottie matthews — award for worlds biggest idiot: lottie!

natalie scatorccio — mrs sunshine / gods sweet little lamb (shadowbanned :/)

jeff sadecki — stuck in the pantry…uh oh!

shauna shipman — the people’s princess

laura lee — lord forgive her

van palmer — crash landing on you

misty quigley — not so secret admirer

jackie taylor — diva in sunglasses

special ops: lioness

bobby — hey neighbor! / handwritten letters / baby’s first cold / close shot

joe mcnamara — scrambling for praise / keep up rookie / sneaking in

aliyah amrohi — talk 2 me

cruz manuelos — and they were roommates

kyle mcmanus — exes for a reason

josie carrillo — i’ll be watching you

euphoria

rue bennett ��� you’ll always go back to her

nate jacobs — you new?

bottoms

hazel callahan — i hate your boyfriend

isabel — so kiss me

outer banks

rafe cameron — merry christmas boss! / corporate parties, amirite? / puppy

marvel

yelena belova — end of the line / winter came early

dune

jessica — under her spell

longlegs

lee harker — birthday planning

the bear

sydney adamu — surprise…!

carmen berzatto — baby’s first laugh

industry

yasmin kara - hanani — girl so confusing / prada lover

saltburn

felix catton — bf is my new roomie / need a hand?

the devil all the time

tommy matson — kiss n’ make up?

infedility

rob brookes — stuck (shadowbanned :/)

orange is the new black

janae watson — fresh new cut

the wilds

fatin jadmani — ex!fatin

the penguin

sofia falcone — tinder date

challengers

patrick zweig — first day of school / he’s got his eye on you

art donaldson — best buddies (shadowbanned :/) / dirty dancing!

tashi duncan — just a friendly rivalry! / art critique

[arrowheadedbitch]

@mac-cheez I win.

Question for any vampires, vampire hunters, or bored tumblr users:

My girlfriend and I saw a welcome mat that said "Welcome Fall" and I said 'they would die to vampires', under the rule that a welcome mat counts as permission. She countered that it said welcome fall not welcome all and that puns don't count. I say intention matters more then wording.

So:

[vixendoesstuff]

God, it's been a while since I've done digital art. If only I have a tablet, I might have an easier time drawing there instead of a tiny phone, but no use crying over spilt milk. Here's the reference sheet for Techno Branch!

Man do I love a quality drop.

I don't know how to make my drawings aesthetically pleasing like I've seen other artist do, so this is all you get lol. But anyway here's the boi!! (Ignore my handwriting, it's usually better than it is here, I just have difficty writing on a phone).

I was actually gonna make his Grey version and True Colours version, but I was an idiot and hadn't copied his lineart before I combined it with the colours. So, I might have to redo his entire lineart from scratch. Art is so fun :)

More info below the cut!

So Branch here is more dull and glow less brightly (or not at all) compared to his brethren. Probably a side effect of going Grey for so long. I doubt the Techno Trolls of today would know how to help him fully because, while they probably have a better way of helping traumatized Trolls than the Pop Trolls, they wouldn't exactly know how to bring Branch's True Colours back, as he doesn't know Techno culture and they don't know him well, and that grey Techno Trolls were a rarity in it of itself.

Back when he was Grey, at some point in time the heart on his chest was split in two due to relentless trauma. Ater regaining his True Colours did it combine again, but after being Grey for so long I doubt it'll ever be truly whole again (trauma, amirite?).

Combined with that he probably doesn't like looking at his arm lights, as it reminds him that he's different than the rest of the Pop Trolls, adding more hurt to his already painful life (yikes). So he covers it with arm warmers, and by the time he regained his happiness it became a habit to wear them.

I like to think that Branch likes being on the ground more than swimming, so he's constantly walking and climbing around. Hence, the crease marks on his fins. 'Cause I like to think that Techno Trolls are not built for long periods of standing up straight. And Branch has done the exact opposite of that. Building a bunker by himself is hard, imaging doing that with a pair of swimming flippers. My feet would cry in pain lol.

Anyway, that's all I have for now, if you have questions feel free to ask and I'll do my best to answer. With this out of the way, I can finally finish up my notes on what happens in World Tour. Hope you don't mind long paragraphs 'cause WHOO BOY lol.

[kangelbrittle]

shrimpo and goob headcanons

might aswell turn tis into a hc blog amirite lowk (not lowk) ship them too tw for sh mentions SHRIMPO :: - obsessed (as he should be) with class conciousness - liberal - would regularly yap to goob about politics, goob has no idea what hes talking about - would carry goobs arms on his shoulders - has chronic fatigue - has a ragebook, but always gets a new one every week because he either loses it or gets it full immediately - sh's, goob tries to stop it by hugging his arms tight (it works!!) - stutters when he talks normally so he shouts half the time - also has a slight lisp, sounds like his mouth is full - has had braces before - noms on ice cream sticks - draws on his arm when it itches - growls when he gets angry angry - he cant taste stuff - blurry vision, but refuses to wear his prescription glasses because " I HATE GLASSES!!! " - sensory issues god i love him (hes so me)

GOOB :: - cries when he gets angry - drools - could sleep anywhere (has fallen asleep in a tree once) - loves swings, but cant ride too much because his hands drag on the floor - lowk afraid of heights - since he cant keep his hands up for too long, he lumps over to hide his face in his lap when he gets scared - has snatches multiple cookies from sprout, cosmo, and ginger - peanut allergy - loves cats but is allergic to actual cat fur - lets toodles put random pins in his hair, looks like an idiot princess when he walks out a room with rainbow bows and his hair up like a palm tree - a lil chubby - loses stuff very easily, is very sad when this happens - has no other emotion besides happy, sad, hungry, and :O half the time - burps very VERY loudly and says "excooz me :3" after - also has a lisp, sounds like his mouth is VERY full - shrimpo, astro, dandy, and scraps has tried trimming his nails before, it grew back in like 20 minutes - always poses in pictures like " :P " and peace sign SHRIMPO X GOOB!!!! :: - goob licks shrimpo in his sleep - goob lays on shrimpo in his sleep (is also rolled in a blanket he stole) - shrimpo tries tying up goobs hair - cuteness aggresion goes both ways but goob bites shrimpo when he gets it and shrimpo cups goobs face and stares him in the eyes very scarily - shrimpo got them matching rings but they both lost them in three days ---------- i honestly love these two's dynamic i love it so much gun to my head angryhugs or ragebait? i say pull the fucking trigger

[astro-inthestars]

@strawberryyosuke mm BOYLIKERS

[lcvehee]

lost and found

#10. #freey/n

꩜ .ᐟ a/n: here's a long-ish chapter :) now that they've made up, a different dynamic settles during their study sessions dates (we love some banter amirite?? okay i'll shut up) btw pls ignore the timestamps lol.

꩜ .ᐟ 0.6k words.

꩜ .ᐟ synopsis: the beginning of their scheme. will it fool their friends? spoiler alert: absolutely, for now...

frantic footsteps were what seunghan could hear when he woke up. why the fuck is sohee cleaning this early? a drawn out yawn escaped from his mouth as he stretched his arms over his head.

sohee was admiring his hard work when the buzz from his phone startled him. a photo from y/n. a simple mirror selfie captioned with: i'm in the elevator! see u bestie🫡

he snorted, rolling his eyes. "she's really into this best friend thing."

he was making 'finishing touches' when a faint knock made him stop in his tracks. y/n's here. he could feel his heartbeat quicken. he made a beeline to the door and peeked in the peephole.

he cursed himself inwardly as he took in y/n's presence. "lord, grant me strength," he thought.

y/n knocked again, this time with more force, dragging him out from his wandering thoughts. he opened the door and stepped aside.

"hey," she mumbled, removing her cap and shoes.

"hi," he muttered, "um, do you want something to drink?"

y/n tilted her head, brows scrunched up in thought. "isn't it too early for alcohol?"

"no, uh, i meant water or tea..."

she stood there motionless, eyes widening and ears burning. "you must think i'm an alcoholic..." she facepalmed.

sohee snorted. "kind of, no offense."

with furrowed brows, y/n opened her mouth to say something, yet not even a word came out. she ended up just staring at him, dumbfounded. she composed herself, clearing her throat, and put her index finger in his chest.

"you're on thin ice." her tone seemed icy for sure, but her face said otherwise. the edges of her mouth quirked up as she averted her eyes.

sohee lifted up his hands in mock surrender. "already? it's been only a minute."

y/n rolled her eyes, waving her hand dismissively in the air. "hurry up, get your stuff so we can study at the library. i booked us a cubicle."

"fine, fine." he clicked his tongue, amused, making his way to his room.

y/n wordlessly trailed behind him, eyes scanning everything in his apartment.

she tentatively stepped inside. it's quite cramped, with his bed taking most of the space. a whiteboard full of mathematical writings. there were small trinkets on his shelves, picture frames, books and what not. but what captured her attention was the mic and synth on his desk, as well as the lonesome guitar in the corner.

"you make music?" she asked, curious.

he let out a nervous laugh, louder than usual. "yeah, i mostly do covers... but do write sometimes. i'm not that good though..." sohee never talked about this hobby of his. ever. it was just... too personal. only some of his close knew about it.

she formed an 'O' with her mouth while she glanced over the equipment and the different alien buttons, not understanding much.

cogs were spinning in her head. she understood that sohee was downplaying himself. why would a complete amateur invest in expensive equipment? he wouldn't... unless he was dumb or loaded. or both.

sohee is many things in yn's mind, but a rich idiot is not one of them. she's seen the way his brain work during one of their study sessions. plus, why would a rich kid work at a fried chicken place?

sohee grabbed his bag and jacket. "why'd you follow me here?"

she shrugged. "just curious."

he chuckled, burying his hands in his pockets. "since you're so curious, choose a hat for me to wear."

"huh?" she frowned.

he raised his brows expectantly, the edges of his mouth lifting.

yn obliged, observing the different hats hanging on his door, then her eyes looked over his outfit. "this yellow beanie." she stepped on her tiptoes, putting it on his head.

"that's the one you complimented on the night we got drunk."

their eyes met, both frozen into place. she could feel his breath tickle her forehead. yn could suddenly feel herself turning flustered. she couldn't remember what she did that night but she knew it was something embarrassing. she quickly stepped back and turned away, walking to the door.

"...we don't talk about that night." she groaned. "now, hurry up you snail."

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[t-lostinworlds]

"And you're really going to leave me alone to watch our kids?"

AND WHAT IF I SIMPLY PASSED AWAY. WHAT THE FUCK IM IN PAINNNNNN

LKASLKASLK but honestly, it just makes so much sense. they're like two sides of the same coin. If a whole high school can dub them "the king and queen" with no hesitation, you best believe those mischievous lil shits would call them "mom and dad" without missing a beat. only thing was, it alternates most of the time. sometimes it was steve who gets called the mom, and she gets called the dad, and vice versa. either way, they're both "the parents" of the group and it's been like that ever since.

Robin always jokingly called them an "old married couple" because of how much they argued with each other and that the youngsters were "their kids" with how much the group was always seen together in such a family dynamic.

It always annoyed the two of them so much because the thought of being together was repulsive since "who would want to be married to someone who only complains about everything" and "why would i want to put up with someone who thinks his way is the only way" and so on. Robin could only laugh at the way they can never look each other in the eye every time they're called a "couple" and the way Steve never fails to turn red every time. Idiots, amirite?

But it wasn't until they somehow ended up the only two people dropping the kids off at summer camp that Steve saw how fitting it was.

He was giving Dustin a rundown of any and all advice he could think of, from "make sure to follow the rules and keep safe", and "try and win as many games as you can but don't forget to have fun", and reminding him not to forget sunscreen and to keep an eye over the others, etc. Steve ended it with a good ol ruffling of Dustin's hair which the young boy groaned in annoyance,

"Thanks for driving us here, Dad."

It was joking yet loving all the same. Steve rolled his eyes but he couldn't wipe the smile off his face or the warm feeling he got in his chest.

And when he went looking for you so he could annoy you and say that it was time to go and to hurry your slow ass up, he caught you in the middle of saying goodbye with El.

"Bye, mom, drive back home safe," the young girl had giggled. You laughed with her, but he had never seen you smile so bright and so proud as you gave her one last hug.

Steve couldn't explain why his heart felt funny and warm and fuzzy all of a sudden.

Then the two of you were arguing over who gets control of the radio the minute he pulled back onto the road, from the whole "my car my rules" to "shotgun privileges" and kept arguing the whole way back to Hawkins over the smallest things you both could think of.

But you and him being mom and dad to the kids? The thought never left Steve since.

🏆 Competitively Stupid

[steddieunderdogfics]

We'll Make It an Annual Affair by ithinkicouldloveher

Rating: Mature

words, 1/1 chapters

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Tags: Cabin Fic, Snowed In, Family Dynamics, Sharing a Bed, Feelings Realization, Idiots in Love, Getting Together, Drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Steve Harrington Has a Crush on Eddie Munson, Eddie Munson is Whipped, Blizzards & Snowstorms, Fluff and Humor, Domestic Fluff, Romance, Artist Steve Harrington, Minor Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler, stobin and their ability to communicate telepathically, two bros chilling in the bathtub, running gag where steve & eddie are newlyweds, that rural michigan cabin fever amirite boys, steve in a cableknit sweater, steve makes a lotr reference and eddie feels perfectly normal about it, Everyone Loves Steve Harrington, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Eventual Smut

Summary:

It's December 1986, the first winter post Vecna, and what better way to spend a weekend than by hunkering down and cozying up in the Harrington's remote log cabin? An unexpected blizzard may swing through, but Steve, Eddie, Robin, Chrissy, Nancy and Jonathan make the most of it as chaos ensues, feelings arise, and good times are had by all.

A soft winter steddie fic of feelings realization/getting together, featuring background buckingham and jancy.

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