#idiot squad

[ducklesmcfuckles]

A little bonus drawing from the comic <3 provoking the bees is crucial to Dio's evil plans being a success

"Polnareff... we need to find a beehive...!!"

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Coroika lmao

Draw your squad like this

[cometjuice]

idiot squad

[tricksterpale]

The sylvari bros, Si (no nose boy) and Ro (red head who belongs to @king-there0f), infamously destroyed a Priory excavation site during one of their mercenary gigs. The Priory graciously allowed them to work off the hefty fine rather than jail them.

Unfortunately for Aster (the gray haired human magister), the bros were assigned to his team and let's just say the amount of paperwork these boys produce is outstanding.

BASICALLY: the boys have one braincell they pass back and forth and Aster is barely clinging to sanity as he deals with their shenanigans.

[mythgirlimagines]

Medieval AU: Leon comes down with a sickness and barely has the strength to leave his room, let alone the castle. Hearing of his predicament, the Idiot Squad decides to keep him company. Since they can’t do their usual shenanigans, they decide to each take turns telling crazy stories about things that happened to them that nobody else had heard before. Whoever has the craziest story wins. Eventually, they manage to rope in Nekomaru and Maki to do the same. Headcanons for what kinds of stories are told and who wins the contest?

this prompt alone could be a whole fic tbh lmao

The storytelling contest was a joint idea of Ibuki and Kaito, who both had plenty of out-there stories to entertain Leon while he was recovering. Though the actual contest part was more Ibuki’s idea than Kaito’s.

Teruteru and Kazuichi didn’t have nearly as many “crazy” stories that nobody else in the room knew about already, so they didn’t think they had a great chance of winning, but at least they still participated.

Maki presented her stories as more normal than crazy, but it was almost undeniable that some of the things that had happened to her were way beyond what anyone else ever imagined. Did she not see that herself?

Ibuki, Kaito, and Nekomaru all had about the same level of stories, though Nekomaru’s were probably the most true of the three, even though the stories were supposed to be about themselves and their lives.

Hiro definitely took the cake with some of his stories. Knowing about the magic and everything about the world around them, even though his stories seemed really out there compared to everyone else, for all everyone else knew, they were true.

[practicalmagicintuitions]

Let me tell you, the squad is not qualified to pick a fight with Shallon. :D

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Draw your character missing the glass

i want someone to edit that pic so the tea teru is pouring is completely missing the glass

[pralinesims]

What's in your character's bags?

Tagged by @mattodore @diwns @sashima @honeybeenrw @potential-fate @silwermoon-sims @gashface @ruthplaysthesims TYSM guys <3 (I think that was all? sorry if I missed any!)

PICREW CREDIT: *click*

First I've wanted to do only a few, in the end I did all of them lmao. Do some bag contents surprise you for them? Or are they totally what you've expected of them to carry around?

I'm tagging @eljeebee @crabbeychick @salemsimss @igotsnothing @castawavy @itsmariejanel @aliengirl @alinelie @omgkayplays @diactrl @wistfulpoltergeist and everyone else who feels like participating!

[bwlkins]

Almost seven months. And there's still "Aziraphale chose Heaven over Crowley".

More like Aziraphale chose life over death. Don't you think?

We all love Crowley, but sometimes it's not just him you're supposed to look at. He's not the only character of this show. Everyone and everything else matter too.

Aziraphale left not only Crowley, but also their bookshop and everything else. The only thing Aziraphale can leave Crowley and their bookshop for is their lives.

Seems like the Metatron isn't going to smite Aziraphale and/or Crowley here and now. But he might change his mind if Aziraphale keeps turning him down.

[azfell-ajcrowley]

The offers that can't be refused: the Metatron-Beelzebub parallels.

Because people keep telling Crowley said no, Aziraphale said yes. Oh, God, give me strength.

Crowley said he rejected Hell's offer, but did he? Let's compare the Beelzebub's and Metatron's methods. Let's find the parallels between the scenes.

The appearance of the superiors is accompanied by bell ringing in both cases.

Crowley and Aziraphale are unpleasantly surprised, they exclaim their superiors' names. Why would such high-ranking bosses personally visit a traitors' hideout?

They remind about the arrangement with their superiors.

The threats: the direct one from Hell, the veiled one from Heaven.

The change of guises.

The flattery.

The knowledge of the Earth as the deciding factor for their choices.

The mentions of Gabriel. It's logical for the conversation with Beelzebub, because the Prince's of Hell motives are already clear. Crowley was summoned for the purpose of finding their beloved Archangel.

What is the reason the Metatron mentions him? And as a benchmark for assessing Aziraphale's actions. From the point of view of the Voice's of God manipulative art, one can understand why. Aziraphale cannot be evaluated on the Michael or Uriel scale, because he himself considers them as bad angels.

And finally, the position offers. Crowley nodds while looking at Beelzebub, Aziraphale says he don't want to go to Heaven.

Bonus: the threats of erasing from the Book of Life. Crowley rushes to Aziraphale intending to save him. And Aziraphale having received additional threats from the Metatron tries to reproduce their conversation for Crowley.

They're the same, Your Honour!

Crowley has refused to be a Duke of Hell just like Aziraphale has agreed to be a Supreme Archangel. Neither of them have responded yes or no.

It's clear this demon lied to Beelzebub, but his angel is also very experienced in this matter. And Aziraphale is accused of doing exactly as Crowley did. Without a chance to get out of it, he decided to keep silent, so as not to incur the wrath of his superior. Namely the Metatron who is even higher in rank than Beelzebub.

[elleniemae]

✨The detectives ever✨

(original pic under cut)

Edit: An explanation for the food they hold, Shawn: Pineapple, obv, he’s a fan of delicious flavor. Gus: Blueberries, because he can’t hold his car (It is a company car after all). Jules: Froot Loops, Shawn has custody of them on weekends tho (it’s just in one of the episodes). Lassie: Coffee, three cream, four sugars, it’s a heart attack waiting to happen (also one of the episodes)

[secretly-a-trekkie]

I display normal and well adjusted behavior

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Draw your squad like this

[bookdragon-shenanigans]

If I were Violet, Iron Flame would've been less than 200 pages because Xaden would be six feet under by day 8

[timethehobo]

Love this chaos duo sm.

[mythgirlimagines]

How would the Idiot Squad react to meeting their Medieval AU counterparts?

Interesting! Hope these are alright :)

Leon Kuwata:

His other self was a prince?

He didn’t know how to react to that, really.

But he definitely supported his other self’s rebellious endeavors.

Yasuhiro Hagakure:

Heh, the two were pretty similar.

It was interesting to listen to his other self’s stories about his childhood.

It was almost as wild as his own childhood!

Teruteru Hanamura:

It was nice to see that his cooking skills carried over.

The two really weren’t so different after all.

He loved getting to hear about his other self’s work.

Ibuki Mioda:

A siren! Super cool!

It was great that she stayed away from the more violent nature, though.

The two bonded over their shared love of music.

Kazuichi Souda:

Oh, so that was his other self’s situation.

Being from the ocean was cool and all, but he really went through a lot.

So he wanted to support his other self as best he could.

Kaito Momota:

His other self was really from space?

He found it incredibly cool, and wanted to get to know him better!

They got along extremely well.