#idek what is going on tbh

[thesoftestcowboy]

I'm curious about something... (and fucked up the last poll. if u saw no u didnt)

*As in, you enjoy listening to it, like it aesthetically, think of it as attractive, whatever. This is NOT about whether or not you understand the language or if you like whatever you associate with it or whether or not it's "useful" (e.g. If you do not speak a single word of japanese but really love how it sounds, vote for it. if you think italian sounds sexy but don't really care about visiting Italy, vote for it. If you like the look of the hebrew alphabet but not how it sounds, DONT vote for that. It's about the sound.)

Before you come at me: These categories are not perfect. Some of them are sub-categories of a bigger family (Indo-European), some languages are in the same category but sound really different etc etc. I had to leave out or group some of these together in a way that I felt made most sense for what I wanna know & the demographics of this site. I'm not a linguistics expert.

Feel free to share your thoughts in comments or tags! 👍

[mamawasatesttube]

fandom and all its """kon resents clark""" this and """clark is mean to/mistrusts kon""" that. actually, kon canonically goes to clark to bitch about his rogues gallery:

"Superboy's told me all about this guy."

(adventures of superman #533)

can you imagine? he just calls up superman to talk shit about scavenger (and presumably others too!!). i just know he's lounging midair in the most ridiculous poses while slurping up a milkshake he made clark buy him and spouting ridiculous teen slang that clark has to make several mental notes to look up later. this is the mark of a truly beautiful family bond and i, for one, would like to see more of it.

[perexcri]

actually i hope byler cheats so bad next season that stranger things becomes the southern drama it was always meant to be the likes of which could only ever be found in the wet dreams of tennessee williams and it ends with one person dead on the pavement bleeding out and another on their knees screaming in the rain while tearing their clothes and dumping ashes on their head and another forced to leave hawkins under a false name and then it all gets buried until the year of our lord 2018 when an up-and-coming true crime podcast that loves to use people's personal stories of tragedy for storytelling and a quick buck unearths the whole sordid affair and uses it as fodder for their 45 minute production that's 37% comprised of hello fresh and better help sponsorships

[starsandtulips]

pressed petals. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

boothill sews an apron for his partner using the flowers he always gives him.

characters⟡ boothill, (mentioned) argenti

relationships⟡ argenti/boothill

word count⟡ 462

cw⟡ references to canonical child death

Boothill's metallic fingers shook as he attempted to prevent the sewing needle from slipping into the cracks in the casings of his finger joints. He wasn't built with the ability to undertake delicate tasks anymore but for his sweetheart, the dainty yet strong Argenti, he would do his absolute best.

So far, he hadn't torn or ripped the cream fabric while stitching it into an apron but he attributed that to his meticulous focus, rather than any latent ability left from his past life. His sewing skills, once far beyond everyone else in his family, had degraded from disuse and clumsy metal fingers. His finger slipped, the needle briefly jamming into his joint's casing and threatening to snap.

"Aeons damnit darnit." He cursed, inspecting the thin needle. Luckily it was still intact and Boothill was able to continue his work.

When the last stitch was looped into the hand-dyed fabric and Boothill snipped the leftover thread, he lifted the garment up, admiring the finished product.

The last time that him and Argenti had the pleasure of sharing each others company, the subject of cooking had come up. Boothill had plainly told Argenti that he could still taste but since he didn't need it anymore, didn't see the point of eating. Argenti had gasped and insisted on cooking for Boothill.

He had to admit, Argenti was a wonderful cook. Boothill had suggested getting Argenti a frilly apron to cook for him in, as a joke, but Argenti had blushed so prettily that Boothill immediately made up his mind about getting him one.

Unfortunately, none of the aprons he had seen in stores were good enough and Argenti had messaged him about their paths crossing again sometimes soon, so Boothill picked the needle and thread back up from where he had left it behind years ago to make him one.

Looking at the apron, he felt a sense of pride unclock from the recesses of his heart and spread across his chest. It was nothing like the little dresses he had sewed his daughter, when she was alive, but after several decades of not sewing it was passable.

He had taken the petals of the roses that Argenti gave him each time and pressed them into the soft cream fabric in the shape of open roses, dying the fabric into patterns. The bottom of the apron was scalloped, a technique that was much harder than he remembered. All in all, it was a very pretty apron.

Boothill folded up the apron after he had taken a long look at it, tucking the garment into a bag to keep it safe while he traveled, a sharp grin spreading across his face. He couldn't wait to see how flustered the gift would make his pretty knight.

[lazorbeanz]

Obsessed with this bit, may I join?

Ofc! :D

[papa-evershed]

The Hoodie™ THE INHERITANCE EP02

[feeling-kinda-sad-ngl]

genuinely feel like getting into jake and johnnies channels and all that jazz has helped me so much lately and maybe its just a random hyperfixation thatll soon leave me but rn they feel like what younger me needed and being able to get it now is just wow

[imperatorcopia]

i know im stupid and you will think so too but. my most fav guy texted me after 8 months and i replied

[officially-other]

UGH y'know what I'm gonna admit it:

I wish I could make silly little dragon noises. Like, idk something about being able to make inhuman sounding noises particularly makes me happy. Part of it is because they would be great vocal stims, too! There's just... one problem with that.

My voice never does what I want it to!!! ever!! I've had lots of reminders lately that I don't sound right in my brain. Not just the gender aspects, but like- I should be able to make noises! I should be able to have a much wider vocal range than I do. Not in pitch, but in like.... idk, flavor? I should be able to make a bunch of different sounds and I'm not. I'm hoping that doing voice training for gender reasons will help with that, since I'll actually learn to have some control over my voice. I'm just feeling particularly salty about it today, and wanted to throw it into the void since I know some other alterhumans will probably be able to relate.

[bandzboy]

not portugal being on election period and a party is saying they wanna criminalize abortion and not only that i saw these awful reactions of portuguese men on twitter and i genuinely wanna off myself rn

[cyberstudious]

wednesday, november 9th, 2022 | another day of studying urban planning. this class takes up so much of my time 😅

tranquilstudy’s fall challenge day 15:

today, I am grateful for my supportive family.

What can you de-clutter physically or emotionally to find more ease and simplicity?

I’ve been stressed about job stuff a lot recently, but if I take a step back and breathe for a second, I can remember that it’s all going to be okay in the end. there is no one perfect path! I can change my mind! what I want will probably change too and that’s okay! it’s easier said than done, but I can de-clutter all that stress and give my poor brain a break from all those big emotions haha

[polaroidcats]

The fact that I actually wondered if professogre was a typo by your ogrified phone until Shririus showed up too....

🦮 please enlighten us why the ogres were necessary with a communist ogre university snippet

Hi Em, I'd be more than happy to show you why it was necessary to make them ogres, here are three little snippets for you:

Remus looks up from the papers he’s grading. None of his students understand Marx like he does, so he’s glad for whatever distraction is knocking on his classroom door. “Come in!” he says and watches as the door opens and the most beautiful man ogre walks in. His green skin is unlike anything Remus has ever seen, so vibrant and beautiful. “Uhm hi, Professor Lupin? I’m Sirius Black, the new visiting PhD student from Hogrewarts. Professor McGogregall said you are the one to ask if I had any questions about Marx?” – “S-Sirius, nice to meet you, please, take a seat! I’d love to chat about Marx with you, what’s troubling you?” Remus’ heart is beating fast but he tries his best not to show how attractive he finds Sirius. After all, he’s a visitng PhD student and if he's interested in Marx, Remus is sure they will spend many afternoons together as colleagues, discussing Marx and talking about the bourgeogresie so he thinks it best to nip his ridiculous little crush in the bud. He has seen many beautiful men and ogres before and usually it only takes a few minutes of Marxist conversation until he realizes it would never work out with them, surely it will be the same with Sirius.

….

“... layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers. And you know what else has layers? Capitalist society! It's all connected!” Remus can’t help but make heart eyes at Sirius. Less than an hour into their first conversation, and the young man ogre has already managed to sweep him off his feet with a level of understanding of Marxist theogry he has never experienced before.

….

Sirius smiles at Remus and says “You know you’re cute when you talk about the Bourgeogresie?” Remus blushes, his cheeks turning a dark green and he’s left wondering how he’s ever supposed to teach Sirius anything now, when all he can think about is wanting to share his means of reprogreduction with him...

Fake fic ask game!

[algolagniaa]

finally achieved my lifelong dream of having emo bangs

[pakimakas]

giggling and kicking my feet bc cool writer just followed me back THEYRE SO COOL ‼️‼️‼️ im honored frfr

[cherry-bomb-ships]

I think I have a new crush

[byanyan]

ok so i maybe started working on a new multi and i'm once again squinting at my muselist as i realize how weird my variety in muses is