#idek what is going on

[chronicbeans]

No Offence to you or anyone else lol

But just imagine trying to Rizz up a literal house... And I thought getting rizzed up by puppets were bad.

And on a different note, I can totally see Wally practicing flirting with Home and Home giving genuinely good and useful feedback 😭

LOL NONE TAKEN BUD! I think it is a bit silly. To be fair, I don't like Home in that sense. I think the CLOSEST I have gotten to trying to fix up a house is Maison Talo from House Hunted, but he's at least popular enough to get on the Sexypedia and he has a human form (in a way. I don't want to spoil it for anyone who is now suddenly interested in trying to rizz up houses-).

Now for the puppets I have absolutely no excuse even idk why I like Wally Darling so much. He is like NOT EVEN CLOSE to my usual type in fictional men.

I think everyone should be able to laugh at themselves sometimes, too! I was actually just joking with my sibling about my most recent post, saying something like "GOSH DARN IT! MY LIFE IS FALLING APART, BRUH! I'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM AND AM NOW WRITING HEADCANONS FOR UNINTENTIONALLY RIZZING UP YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE!" So, yeah. In short, I don't mind if people think it's silly or weird! I have fun writing it, at least! OwO

[modernchemical]

google docs is like wire mother and pen and paper is cloth mother . Wait i just had a thought because now im kinda sad because if i choose cloth omther because sheis soft what if wire mother gets sad. what if cloth mother gets sad becaue im hungry. i think this is sort of a hanna montana situation and i need to best of both worlds. Sit in both of their laps at the same time. ok yeah 🏳️‍🌈

[stingslikeabee]

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings .

non-sexual acts of dominance . accepting

The blue color of the box should have been a hint in relation to the nature of the gift, but a girl like Melissa remained blissfully ignorant of the content until Lawrence asked his wife to close her eyes and turn away (facing the mirror in their bedroom, that much was clear). Once the retired barmaid was deprived of sight, it was hard not to focus on the rest of the gestures - and the way both hands removed hair of the way very gently, tracing the smooth skin before going away and returning with something heavy at the front with a soft, cool touch against the flesh.

The oncologist took his time behind Melissa, clasping the necklace (it had to be one) at the perfect height and then gingerly pulling the combed waves back into place. Lawrence's hands then slide over bare shoulders, going down both arms and stopping where the sleeves of the dress started, squeezing the woman affectionately before whispering an order into her nearest ear.

'Open your eyes, darling.'

Melissa did as told, with the same unwavering faith concerning the man for everything else - and gasped loudly as soon as the mirror delivered their reflection. Jewelry was not an uncommon present from one so traditional such as the doctor, but that one was particularly... Meaningful. The Tiffany trademark box was discarded like a trinket without value, and all eyes were momentarily on the beautiful droplet-shaped pendant set over Melissa's chest. It was of an exquisite color - a mix of sinful red and mysterious black that glittered under their bedroom light, surrounded by a double row of round brilliant diamonds on a lovely silver chain.

"Lance, babe..."

"You look stunning," he remarked proudly, watching his wife through the reflection and then letting one of the hands go around her, touching the pendant too. "It's made out of garnet rather than ruby. It caught my eye earlier when I saw it, it reminded me of..."

"Blood," the retired barmaid said, finishing off his sentence with a sigh at the end. Lawrence's lips twitched in response, corners going up in a pleased reaction to his wife's commentary, nodding solemnly behind her. It was no secret that he enjoyed seeing Melissa in black and red - and for that charity event they were going to, he already had her in a strapless gown, dark as the midnight sky. All that had been missing was a scarlet addition to the ensemble created with her pale skin to highlight the scar tissue on the left arm.

"A beautiful, single droplet of blood," Melissa murmured, smiling at him through the mirror, too - and finally moving as if breaking the spell that she had been under. Slowly, the brunette turned around to look at her husband instead, both hands fixing his jacket and the necktie out of habit while appraising his look - not that she was an expert in formal wear, but the ex-barmaid wanted him to look his best.

(Which he always did, in her opinion, as long as they avoided clashing patterns.)

"I would kiss you now if we weren't ready to go and this make-up didn't take so long to be redone," Melissa confessed with a mischievous little wink, however basking in the glory of that hungry, possessive gaze from Lawrence. He nodded, and eventually their half-embrace was broken up so they could move to the door and get going to their fancy gala, but they did link arms as a substitute for that. The prosthetic in place allowed the oncologist to go without his cane up to the exit, relying on Melissa for support instead.

"Promise me something, honey" the brunette said when they arrived at the door and Lawrence picked up his usual items (keys, wallet, phone - everything had been left neatly on a table on their way out) - but he turned and hummed in agreement, looking at his wife with interest and giving her the time to carry on, "Promise that you will cut me when we are back - but leave the necklace on. I want to see how they compare."

The look on Lawrence's face right then was breathtaking - as if his eyes somehow burned brighter and with added intensity to a stare that was already remarkable under ordinary circumstances. A hand of his moved to hold Melissa's face, gently cupping her despite the ferocity hiding in blue orbs, and he smiled again in that fashion that had been known to freeze the blood of many of their acquaintances from the old survivor group.

"Of course, darling," he leaned forward, placing a soft kiss to his wife's forehead while being mindful of their looks - unfortunately, society called; they had to be presentable and proper before others until they were free to unleash their inner souls with one another in private, "I would love nothing more."

[kevindavidday]

literally every single time kevin and jean talk about neil they sound like a divorced couple arguing about their child...i thought it was just TSC but the first time jean meets neil 😭 even then it's giving 'you had custody! why didn't you raise him right?' 'we should accept him as he is.' 'fuck all that! he needs manners!' and neil is sitting there like why are my parents arguing about my behavior in rapid french no one but i can understand? i literally said please, i tried to be nice.

[halfdeadwallfly]

i got nine hours of sleep last night and just drank eighteen ounces of caffeinated black coffee i should be shaking in my socks but NO instead i am millimeters away from falling asleep at my computer

[almandmilk]

recently i did a self-test for autism and adhd that my psychologist gave me. i just got the results from her, i apparently have very elevated scores of inattention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity. it is also very probable that I have autism. I have not been fully diagnosed but i just wanted to talk about it.

it's weird because growing up, i knew i was weird and different, but i didn't think anything of it. in high school, when i first met people who were autistic (either diagnosed or just were open/knew about it), i thought i couldn't be it because of all the stereotypes of how people with autism were supposed to act, like emotions. i've always had too much emotion, thinking maybe it was due to being over-sensitive or my anxiety. i was picky but just thought it was cause my dad would yell at me when i didn't want to try new foods growing up.

it's just crazy to me that society pushes only really one type of autism and adhd and doesn't show that they show themselves in a bunch of different ways. it's also weird cause i kinda have to go back and be like oh wow, that's why this happens and whatnot.

[favroitecrime]

They’ve cut Gaza off from the world

[gunsatthaphan]

the heart killers - coming november 20th

[platypusisnotonfire]

Im watching Spirited Away for the first time with absolutely no context as to what it’s about but

Buddy

You are eating the fae’s food

[summerscribbles]

figure practice that became jegulus as usual

[viminoo]

misc baberoe doodles + renee

[archiepelago]

Moonpawwwww

[taruruchi]

The similarity is uncanny... Fairy godmother being Azul's grandma is starting to look more and more canon /j

And what if I say I had a secret fem azul ver I mean what. Who said that

Anyway, non-sparkle ver is utc! (Coincidentally, Sparkle from Your Name just started playing)

I bet you didn't expect to see the ver I made last year. But yeah bro when I colored I made them look like ghosts idk 😭😭 The glow up goes crazy, all in the span of 11 months (tbf to past me, I was also lazy and speed ran it)

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[dearly]

If I didn't have the fanbase that I did, I wouldn't be on stage it's as simple as that. They really give me the fire in the belly, confidence to do that. And I hope that because of that mutual benefit, they take a lot in that, they take a lot of pride in that. They see me feeling good on stage, and enjoying the show like I will tonight, that's literally all thanks to them.

[unadulteratedloathings]

posting unfinished gifsets that were going to rot in my drafts: 3/?

SEX EDUCATION — 3.03

[sloppy-syrup]

“Donatello is a fellow who has a way with machines”

My sister asked me to make this, so…. You guys can have it too ig