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mamawasatesttube · 7 months ago
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fandom and all its """kon resents clark""" this and """clark is mean to/mistrusts kon""" that. actually, kon canonically goes to clark to bitch about his rogues gallery:
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"Superboy's told me all about this guy."
(adventures of superman #533)
can you imagine? he just calls up superman to talk shit about scavenger (and presumably others too!!). i just know he's lounging midair in the most ridiculous poses while slurping up a milkshake he made clark buy him and spouting ridiculous teen slang that clark has to make several mental notes to look up later. this is the mark of a truly beautiful family bond and i, for one, would like to see more of it.
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jrueships · 9 days ago
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I HATEEEEE DYSPEXIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#so im driving some little dude to his appointment i left like super early incase n it turns out i was given an address to a fking House ?!?!#obviously he doesnt know the address cus hes just some lil dude so im like ringing up his guardians and#the one that actually goes to the hairstylist cant answer obs cus i had to take his son cus hes busy duh#BUT THAT MEANS IM JUST DRIVING AROUND SOME PLACE IDK TRYING TO FIND PLACES THAT LOOK LIKE HAIR#& when i find one im like uh does this barber sound familiar cus im not taking him to some random one#andlike omg and the entire time im playing music real loud trying not to cuss out in front of this little kid#like IM ALREADY SHIT WITH NAVIGATION. & THEN U GIVE ME THE WRONG ADDRESS AND IT'S RAINING#and he wants to go get an icecream afterwards n im sitting at the barber chatting it up#but i am like actually on the verge of a breakdown cus i made him late bcs i cant just figure shit out#like#it's just so fking frustrating like it makes me feel like a failed adult or smthing like#i AM GOOD. I AM GOOD AT DRIVING#once i know a place im good but if im lost it's like my brain is panicking too much#i have to look at the road and signs and places#like i turned at a green light and completely forhot it wasnt an arrow like i just saw green and went#like i couldve killed this little kidlike#IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY#and i dont want anyone to feel bad or like have to be extra cautious when they need me to drive or smthing#like im alrdy very frustrated with my stupid limitations like in general so like failure kinda just heightens it like#iURGHHH I HATE BEING IMPERFECT I CANT FKING STAND IT IDC IF THATS NARCISSISTIC N PRIDEFULNIDCC#it's better than being EMBARRASSED i HATE BEINGNEMBRASSING AGRGHHHHHH#anyways it's fking raining and it's dark . idek where im gonna take this kid bro like hes hungry#imma go on google YIPPEE#my best friend. google maps who i cant tell distances on so i either turn too soon or too late or rlly fking quick#Ii LOVE MY LIFEEE
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tsukasalover · 2 months ago
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This is the exact reason why I hate when people ask to go through my phone. Its always Tsukasa’s fault just remember that.
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1asbrightasthestars3 · 5 months ago
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Y'all already know how much I adore Merlin but y'all also know how much I hate the Merlin writers. Just simply because they could have done more to add to the plot and they just didn't,
I'm not even talking about Morgana not being corrupted or Arthur not dying (although I want to.) because it really was necessary to the plot, what I am talking about is the plot holes,
The thing that upset me most when watching merlin, the thing that made me stare confusingly at my shitty laptop screen over and over,
The extreme lack of blood.
Now don't think I'm psychotic or anything please, it's merely logic.
Am I supposed to believe that this knight just stabbed a dude and the blade comes out completely clean? Am I supposed to believe that this one girl hit her head on a rock and didn't bleed AT ALL?? just like that??
Like there was a bit of it in the earlier seasons (bloody bandage over chainmail, what the fuck.) but then nothing??
Like I get it was supposed to be a family show (Harry styles reference) but come on. You already stabbed someone, at least make it a little bit more realistic.
COME ON PEOPLE SHOW ME SOME BLOOD
thank you all for listening to my rant<3
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yourlocalbadgerscales · 3 months ago
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I imagine that the worst there is… is to love someone and think they love you back and will always protect you, always choose you…
And then, when they stab you in the back, it’s not with the intention to kill. They twist the knife in you and make you beg, not for mercy but for them to stay. You beg for love that you’re still too naive to understand that you’ll never have. Not from this person.
They twist the knife and dig it in deeper, not deep enough to be fatal, but deep enough to leave scars you’ll spend your whole life watching in horror from that moment on.
And as they finally leave the scene, you wish for two things: either for them to come back and love you, because yes, you’re still naive… or for them to return and stab you again, and this time kill you while doing it.
You’re left broken and torn apart, but you’re still alive, and after a while you realise alive is what you most of all don’t wish to be. Not anymore.
As someone rushes towards you to save you, it’s too late. You’re still alive. You’re not dying. But you wish you were, and you’re determined to try. You don’t accept the help. To be honest, you even scare the help away. That’s all you can do now. You feel threatened by anyone who’s trying to help, so they stop.
When you’re stabbed in the back but not killed, it makes you immortal in a way. But so, so vulnerable to pain. And pain is what you always feel.
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sophiethewitch1 · 8 months ago
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fuck it im writing the 141 turning into monsters x reader long fic. its not like i can seem to concentrate on anything else rn
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local-mysterys · 13 days ago
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You know it's bad when you decide to go to church randomly for the first time in like 10 yrs.
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sunlightfeeling · 1 year ago
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oh my god
the shirt that needs no reminder but…
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(rescanned this btw)
The advertisement photos seem to be from May 2021, so both shoots were probably around the same time?
could see him actually owning these, so either he liked it and bought the shirt after doing the first shoot or these were/are both his lol
…or secret third thing: Tarzan and TBC had a hidden agenda..to convince people that Kimura is actually a foxy lady
eta: if you would like a post thread of me trying to fix my “2021” mistake
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i-want-to-be-spaghettified · 3 months ago
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legitimately going insane
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monster-mash-m · 3 months ago
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Is it just me or are some people…. Ewwwww? Mayhaps
Like some ppl give me the instant icky vibes. I’m immediately clutching my (theoretical) purse.
Speaking of theoretical purses- who owns purses anymore. That’s a lie I own one, it’s full of maoams, I am a woman with my priorities straight. Clearly
Is this a ramble? Is this a rant? Is this a sign to buy a purse? Who knows.
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wombtowaste · 4 months ago
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the married STRAIGHT men at work keep flirting with me and im not a homewrecker but oh my god . if i was . the attentiont... pleeaseeee.....
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robinsnest2111 · 9 months ago
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I've heard from various sources that waking up after only 3 hours of sleep in the middle of the night (even when you're fucking tired) and having a hard time falling back asleep has something to do with the stress hormones being way too damn high
but how do I reduce the amount of stress hormones in my body when even my mundane everyday life has had me in a constant state of stress for the past 27 years of my life? 🤔
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zoppzoop · 6 months ago
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GAAHAHHHHH
#venting in the tags#maybe its just past darkness and the Bad Thoughts which i shouldnt listen to are clouding my brain too much#but i feel so fucking weird and inadequate over everything rn#im unable to work on drawings as i usually would have and its kinda plaguing everything which it should like yeah i love drawing but#i cant let just one aspect of me ruin everything. right? the fact that i havent been able to draw as well as i usually can should make me#feel sick to the stomach and unsure about everything i do but it happening and i hate it.#plus i got the ipad id saved up from the comms to buy and its fun and nice and all and maybe i just need more practice with it but i feel#like im not able to draw on it even more? and i spent the whole day trying to get used to it but its just not as good?? and then when i went#back to the no screen wacom i couldnt get a hang of it becuase idek its just not happening#and also the fucking art block wants me dead i swear i want to draw so bad and i have so many ideas but the moment i start anything its just#crumbles down into nothingness and i hate everything i do and gods fuck i want to cry but i can because there are people at home and#usually im a big 'crybaby' when im at home but i dont fucjing wanna be like that anymore like i can handly my shit myself im fine.#i dont need to just fuckinf cry abiut it becuase thats not gonna fox anything but also i feel like crying might just make me feel better#but then id have to hear shit from my family and i know theyre just teasing in a /pos way but i dont wanna fucking deal with that#plus my brother iust talking to him os annoying sometimes like he talks about things so condescendingly and fucking hel dude shut#the fuck up i dont need you telling me that my art is something people can 'just do' and the fact that i was able to get the ipad#'basically for free since i got that money from the little drawings i make' as if they dont fucking mean anything to you like#shut the fucking fuck up dude i worked hard on those and even though i dont like my own shit sometimes i still fucking work hard on those#fuck you you bitch#i think a lot of things are just piling up and i need to sleep#tomorrow will be a new dawn and a fresh start and maybe ill hate myself less#ps. note to anyone reading the tags#im fine i just needed to yell out and express my frustration a bit. some sleep will help surely.
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incorrectmegadethquotes · 11 months ago
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fuck this shit, i'm out
— jeff young, 1989
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doux-amer · 9 months ago
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Oh my god, the news about Akira Toriyama. I'm stunned, but the grief is seeping in between the cracks and I'm not prepared. He is and was invincible and immortal to me.
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emblazons · 5 months ago
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told one of my sisters to keep the fact that this man was showing sincere interest to herself and within a day my other sister was asking about it LMAO I can't trust them with ANYTHING smh
also yes it is the same man from this post *paul rudd voice* look at us
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