#idc he’s still Harvey to me

[bruciemilf]

Matt Reeves robbed the FUCK out of us when he didn’t cast Oscar Isaac as Harvey

THEY WOULD’VE DESTROYED ANY ROMAN EMPIRE

[vinylattes]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-) 5.07 (Hybrid Creatures)

bonus:

[his-writing-blog]

Shane continued going with the flow of the song. He felt it was right in a way only caring about his dear chickens felt lately.

In the same time, a not-so-mysterious figure was watching him from further in the woods. Harvey stared at the image painted in front of him. A man of his interest was sitting in the center of a nature, bathed in the light oh the crescent moon, calmly smiling and singing about him of all people. If Harvey were more of an active person, he could see himslef just run up to Shane, take him in his arms and never let go. But he decided to watch and burn this scene in his memory just so he could come back to it later.

Staring at Shane, Harvey didn't notice when he started accompanying his love interest on the song. What startled him was the different lyrics that came out of his mouth, although having the same melody.

"Tell me, tell me you love me..." Harvey's version was more of a whisper than an actual sing. Oh how different yet quite fitting the versions were. Something deep down told him to lose himself to the song. His heart wnted to go loose and finally get what it wanted oh so badly. But his mind was still fighting the urges.

What if Shane didn't really thought about him that way? What if it was about some other Harvey? But what if Shane ment him but it was all just a dream and Harvey was to wake up and never feel the fulfilement it was about to be brought? He didn't think he could live with this. It was one thing to be sure he would be never able to live one of his dreams, let alone two. Harvey thought that he'd rather stay delusional and hope for the man in front of him rather than be crushed to the ground yet again. He thought that this time he might not be able to pick himself up. He longed after this man for such a long time.

But the melody grew stronger and steadily mushed his brain, constantly affirming that he should get out and sing along Shane. And with each second it was becoming harder to resist the urge.

But what if Shane cared and repricotiated the feelings? What if the other man also hid his feelings with the thought that he was the weird one? What if they could be happy with one another? The pressure was starting to be unbearable.

His brain told him that if it was a dream, it was gonna be apleasing one at last. Harvey took a few steps towards the other man and started properly sing.

At that, Shane got quiet and turned around. He tensed up and observed Harvey with a pain in his eyes. How could Shane be so stupid and think that there won't be someone around, it's not like he was drunk! Shane was ready to bite at the doctors words until he started to get that Harvey was singing and what he was singing about. That shut him up qucky and made his ears go red.

Shane stood up and started to sing again, this time more quietly. At the same time, Harvey crossed the distance between them, standing in front of the ther man. They sang their parts, with each line somehow they got closer and before they knew they were hand in hand, dancing to their songs.

For them the song could have been playing forever. Realistically everything was done after 4 minutes. As the song came to the end, they stood in the moonlight, holding hands, their foreheads touching. Both of them were red in the face. And neither of them wanted it to end.

Shane was the first one to break the silence. "So... What does that make us?" He wanted to scream in Harvey's face, tell him to never let go or Shane would make sure that Harvey's life would be over. That his life would be over and he couldn't live anymore without him. But he just asked.

Harvey responded. "Whatever you want it to be." He wanted to fall on his knees and beg Shane to never leave him. He wanted to cry, grab onto whatever he could and hold for as long as he was in strenght.

Shane looked at him with uncertanity. "I think I want me and you to be us". It wasn and unusual sight to see him this doubtful.

And this time Harvey deccided that he needs to be with the steady hand. "I'd want it to be us as well." He stated and smiled at the other man assuringly. "So tell me... Tell me you love me?" Harvey smiled.

"I'm crazy for you, my boy." Shane returned the smile.

Crazy for you, oh boy | Shane x Harvey

Quick tags not in tags: suicidal thoughts mentioned, getting together, mostly fluff, bit of dark humor, they were friends before that, ooc sewers

Shane stood by the Saloon's bar in his usual spot. Also as usual, he was holding a pint of beer in his arm. And in his usual manner, Shane took a sip of his drink. Usually, his mind would be plauged by the visions (getting to work at jojamarkt next day).

Yoba, how he hated that place. He wouldn't work there anymore if he had any say in it. Sadly, he needed that money. Plus, he can't just leave poor Sam alone within the land of Tartarus under the lead of Krotos (Morris).

What was unusuall tonight, was the lack of thoughts regarding his little hell. Tonight his mind was stuck in the purgatory of longing after a feeling. A feeling that he wished for harder with each gramm of the alcohol in his blood.

Shane wasn't prone to those soul minglings before being brought back from the dead at The Clinic. The sight of his momentary guardian asleep on the fucking plastic stool, leaned agains the wall, legs curled to his chest and prepped against Shane's bed frame, made the ex-alcocholic stirr something deep inside of his chest and reset in his brain. He didn't think he could go back to looking at the man the same way he did before. In seconds, Harvey got promoted from being this mystical doctor seen by Shane once when he was running late to his job, to a real person that Shane wanted to get closer to.

Shane wouldn't have known what to call his current feeling if it wasn't for the new farmer, Laura. For someone so disorganised as him, Laura could muster up some good advice when coherent enough.

"The desire to be desired. And the desire to desire that thing the same way." Laura told Shane. He stopped in his track after hearing that. And then he burst out laughing. "What? If I didn't desire to pass down my legacy and Guiliermo didn't desire to be owned by me specifically, we wouldn't have each other!" She picked up her cat up to Shane's face. The orange cat looked at him right in the eye, as if challenging him. To what, Shane had no idea. But the devil's youngling must have sensed his lack of defense and meowed loudly in victory. Shane just turned around and went back to Marnie after loosing the one sided battle. He heard the farmer's laughter goes quiet as he walked.

Closing his eyes, Shane could almost see Harvey's face staring at him fondly. His mind tried to imagine his expression change to more passionate one. Shane tried not to let his mind take control. The more thoughts of this calliber, the most likely he was to send his addictions to the bottom of the cliffs alongside with him.

He looked down at his glass, half full with a beer. It was supposed to be his first and only one tonight. But with how things were going, Shane was tempted to throw the glass across the whole local and preach the words of his soul. How he felt because of the booze. How the will feel because of the booze. How it could ruin their life as hard as it ruined his. How one drink led to another to another to another to another to another to another to anot-

Warm chocolate eyes blinked at him right before his face. Shane relaxed his grip on the glass. He pushed it towards Gus, dropped some coins on the counter and left. He ignored the looks given by the townfolks and let himself fall into the fresh breeze outside. He stood in front of the darkness that loomed over the town at the edge of the forest. Without any more thought, he let himself be swallowed by it. It wasn't long before his eyes got used to the lack of the warm radiation of laps lit up around the town. The sky was truely one of the main reasons why Shane didn't get with his plans. Constelations of unwandered paths streched right above his small and meaningless life. Glittering and saying that maybe it was worth being there even if just to marvel at their beauty for a fleeting moment.

Shane wandered around the forest, his gaze lost in the stars, mind still by the fond eyes it couldn't bare to leave behind. He didn't know how long he was out there untill he saw the edge of the cliffs. Instead of heading acrossthe grass, Shane followed the overgrown path. It led to a narrow stairs that led to the large pipe that finished (or started?) the maze of sewer canals spread under the town. Drunk Shane liked to joked that it was an underground mirror reflecting the spiralls and labirynths made by stars. As if an artist scribbled down the unseen paths between stars and the pages landed on the desk of a rough engineer who tried and failed to recreate their grace.

As Shane marveled upon the genius of the cosmic blueprint, a quiet song was to be heard. He looked around, trying to find its source. After seeing nobody at the forest's clearing and no soul on the beach below, Shane was sure that it was coming from inside the pipe. His body tensed up, ready to initiate a fight or flight revalation at whatever might come from the sewer. The thing is, Shane would be nothing wothout his brain. And his brain, soothed by the strange melody, didn't want to response accordingly. So he sat at the top of the stairs, entranced by how sweet the sounds were. He was almost lulled to sleep by it when he started to sway to the rythm lightly. He got startled when he heart someone sing along the tune. What shocked him more was the fact that the voice was coming from his mouth. The words to the song came to him with a blink of an eye. Shane let himself be taken by the melody's current. And with a small smile on his lips, he sang.

"Harvey, nobody knows what I see."

[reginalusus]

Have you ever heard about The Judge? In Batman The Animated Series, Harvey Dent developed a third personality/alter to balance out Two-Face. It's a really interesting concept, and I wish DCU explored this more.

Yes! It's so interesting and I think there is still room for The Judge in some Harvey stories. I can't believe his third personality has only appeared once canonically in his 75-year existence.

However, it sort of makes sense because Two-Face's whole thing is duality, so having a third player might muddle that.

However, The Judge would be such a good way to explore Harvey's other struggles, like his obvious depression (IDC, that man is very obviously depressed to me, and in the episode where The Judge appears he literally tries to off himself).

The Judge as a personality that tries to PROTECT Harvey from his violent Two-Face personality is so interesting, and really quite heart-breaking.

Who knows, maybe we'll get more of him at some point.

[marcosfeathers]

I've made too many posts, I gotta do an intro now (was gonna post this yesterday but decided to hold off)

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✦ I usually go by feathers but I have so many nicknames that I don't mind if people use! (Said names being vi, fea, ru, gray, sam, or connor bc I'm hyperfixating and he's literally me)

✦ I'm a minor !!

✦ I'm a girl and I go by she/her

✦ I mostly post oc art but occasionally make fanart too!

✦ I love ocxcanon and you'll definitely find that here. I also love hearing about other people's ocs and ocxcanon ships!

✦ I support a free Palestine, Congo, Sudan, Haiti, Tigray, and many more that I may be less aware of

✦ I think I'm autistic (trying to do research bc my family's no help)

✦ I post more often on TikTok but I have other socials like Instagram, Pinterest, Discord, YouTube, etc.

✦ I write fanfiction sometimes (mostly js oc stuff...)

✦ Idk I'm cringe but I'm free

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✦ My interests are always subject to change but right now the stuff I'll post about the most are Outlast, Still Wakes The Deep, and Detroit Become Human

✦ Other interests include One Piece, Haikyuu, Fairy Tail, Uncharted, the Legend of Zelda, Akame ga Kill, Ninjago, Scream, Knack, and much more

✦ My favorite characters right now are Marco (One Piece), Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Leland Coyle (The Outlast Trials), and Finlay (Still Wakes The Deep)

✦ Some ocs you'll probably see are Berni (swtd), Reagan (the outlast trials), Evin (outlast), Harvey (detroit become human), and maybe Gray (One Piece)

✦ And ofc some ocxcanon ships of mine you might see are BernixFinlay, ReaganxCoyle, EvinxChris, HarveyxConnor, and maybe GrayxMarco

✦ Some of my hobbies include drawing (ofc), editing, reading, writing, & volleyball (sometimes)

✦ I like horror / thriller books & movies too !! I have a hard time finding good ones so I'm open to reccs btw

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✦ Like YouTubers like BigGaming64, CaseOh, Danny Gonzales, Drew Gooden, Kurtis Connor, Wendigoon, CreepCast, Moriah Elizabeth, or CoryxKenshin

✦ Like horror games in general !! (I also like some movies and books but I prefer horror games)

✦ Like music (I like The Cure, The Cranberries, Fleetwood Mac, Queen, Tears For Fears, Her's, Alex G, The Smith, etc.)

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✦ I don't mind pretty much all ages as long as you're not weird and are respectful

[garbagefarm]

Garbage Farm #55

2024-06-12, session #55 of Garbage Farm! Spanning Spring 25 through Summer 4 of Year 5!

cast:

me ( @mothmute )

E.B. ( @blueherin )

Kimi ( @2kimi2furious )

Highlights include, but are not limited to the following:

Spring 25:

we resume the war against the dreaded beanlord

E.B. goes to process mystery boxes!

Kimi wants to expand her house, but has to move furniture first

(it's keg day)

E.B. didn't finish the boxes, but got some good stuff anyway

Kimi decides she wants to redo her house entirely anyway

I forgot the bookseller! I always forget the bookseller!

Spring 26:

dreadful bean melons (see gallery)

I commission a pond from Robin

—aaand that locks Kimi out of expanding her house, oops

Mr. Qi offers me a bunch of gems to go to level 100 of the dangerous skull cavern. I'm just gonna use staircases, idc if he judges me for it.

Alex eats a raw duck egg. Kimi considers divorce, I encourage her to stay and get duck-salmonella insurance money

3x "tucked into bed" combo!!

BEANS DEFEATED

“fuck your beans old man” (we're never doing that one again)

Spring 27:

Kimi ignores everything to work on redecorating her house

I fulfill my obligation to the skulls!

(I think this is when E.B. hit the monster goal for bats but I don't remember exactly when that was)

Spring 28:

Pond is done! I borrow Kimi's lava eel to fill it

Robin shuns Kimi once again

E.B. has new ideas to sleep on!

Grandpa Jr. visits Kimi; Wild Possum stays with me

E.B. decides to become a desperado

Summer 1:

E.B. takes farming mastery!

Planting a bunch of blueberries

DUCK ESCAPE

I drop whatever I was doing because there's a train passing through the valley! I hop on Frucko's back and ride up to meet it there!

I get stuck under a train and die. (see gallery)

(Frucko is under there, too, but he's fine)

After fining me, I get a heart event with Harvey where he talks about planes. I think he's subtly saying "those won't run you over"

I talk to Marlon about recovering my train-remains.

Summer 2:

(I forgot to take notes for this day, but I think that just means nothing interesting happened)

Summer 3:

We go to see the Prairie King movie!

(hey, Gunther, Marlon, and Gil are all hanging out in the lobby!)

I start playing the crane game while waiting for everybody to show up, pick up a few trees and a movie poster

okay, time to see the movie, aaaand ... EVENT SCRIPT ERROR??

Now it's telling us the movie has concluded? but it also asks if we want to leave without watching the movie??

movie's haunted

Summer 4?:

non-canon day!

we go and "help" Kimi redecorate by putting random things all over the house.

(Kimi gets a few ideas anyway)

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TO-DO:

Mr. Qi wants prismatic shards. Guess I need to prep for more skulls!

(reminder to self: check grocery list next time!!)

I'm still at 3/5 masteries

Maybe I'll finally go get some cave jelly so we can start smoking fish??

I still need to set up more kegs! more preserves jars! crystalarium shed!!

(fix those stone paths while I'm at it)

Storage system could still use some refinement tbh

Gallery:

We all hate this, but it's our tradition to pose with large crops.

I am taking damage.

[chicken-molayme]

How did you get poisoned??

agnea bristarni has fainted

Oh no!!!

[ Gives x1 Olive of Live L ]

Are you okay???

[fictionallyinparadise]

Uhhh idk rambling about the f/os that source from Horror Games based on if I think I could play the game

Karl: I probably could play the game BUT I suck ass at games like RE:V and also would probably be SO gay watching his scenes In Person.

"The Pig"/Amanda: I suck at games like DBD but it'd be fun tbh.

Harvey: I absolutely would not be able to handle getting jumpscared and then cry over Harvey so probably not tbh. I love watching/listening to gameplay tho the game is beautiful

Nate: I can NOT handle the tense atmosphere of the game dude I got to like, 2 a.m. in FNAF2 and was perfectly FINE but I couldn't cope 😭

Miles: I could play the game absolutely but like some scares might get me. Also I'd cry about all the bullshit my boy goes through.

Abraham: If I choose to ignore the ending I absolutely could play the game lmao. Best part is I'm 90% sure I couldn't fuck up and get my babyboy killed sooo. We love to see it!

Itward and Paltronas: I would have a BLAST playing this game holy fuck I wanna play it so bad. I don't CARE that I've watched like so many different playthroughs!!! It's THAT good!!!

Glamrock Freddy: I think I could handle this game because it's less like the OGs in terms of like, atmosphere but still got stuff that could scare me so! Idk.

Allison and Tom: Idk I'm mixed. I like, haven't finished watching playthroughs of the game bc I lost interest in it?? Don't ask how they became f/os if I kept losing interest in the game I cannot explain.

Daniel: Probably? Idk how much horror is in his game though. Either way it'd be quirky.

HUNK: Same as Karl except I don't have to fight him (I think) but get to go "awooga train whistle heart eyes ba-dump ba-dump" the second he shows up.

V.I.C.: I could for like a few first days of the game but then I'd get overwhelmed by all the orders and maintaining shit?? But the game FUCKS so hard so I think I could get over it or get a strategy.

Luna: I absolutely couldn't like I'm too worried about my wife getting snatched by BITCHES. But I do love the investigation aspect of the game so if I ever did get the money to play it I'd just play the mode where it's just solving shit.

Lucas: Absolutely not I'm too stupid for the gameplay and I'd fucking scream seeing ANY jumpscare. Also the game is so fucking difficult I could not handle it.

Dana and Emma: I think I could but the SECOND that motherfucker rolls up with that music and shit I'd fucking lose it.

Colt: I suck at stealth but I think I could tbh. It's a type of style I'd love to play but like, I just suCK at stealth.

Rebecca: I would love to omg. The way the game is different for every player and playthrough LIKEEEE. On the other hand if like, the demons did some shit or I didn't notice the Mimic until too late I'd fucking lose it.

Eugene: No, which is on the entire basis that I am deeply afraid of spiders. Idc that it's a fuckign Spider Train I would freak the fuck out if I saw that fucking thing crawl at me.

Jeff: I mean I literally love playing the game so yeah absolutely <3. I can't fuCKING get past the floors after The Figure but that's because I panic and don't get in the closet.

John Doe: YESYEYSYESYEYS I would be soooo happy to play the game omg omg omg

Andrew: YES I love the game I love the style I love him and I just. It's fun.

Beastie: Fuck yeah. Except I'd purposely run at it because I love my sweet loud creacher. Also I love seeing how people animate it's jumpscares!!!

(I didn't include Pierce, Cat, and Green bc I play the games like really often. I did include Jeff bc I haven't played the game since it's been updated soo there's new things and I'm intimidated.)

[lucy-the-demon]

Harvey slander valid idc. Bro looks old enough to be my mom’s first cousin, she turns 50 in December.

He looks old enough to be my father

My mom is 44 btw

Shane isn't old enough to be my dad, he's 30 at most which would mean if he was he would be 10 at my birth (im 20)

Id rather be with Shane than with Harvey because Shane isn't old enough to be my dad

Never before told information btw

Truly My beef with Harvey stems from a video by seanie dew where he reads a fanfiction where Harvey kills all the marriage candidates and since I was new to the fandom I didn't know him and so I took this information at face value, that he was creepy and a stalker and secretly a murderer

It's kinda like watching cupcakes HD and smile HD before watching MLP, like you know they're innocent and won't hurt anybody but like, your still suspicious of pinkie pie when you see her

That's my relationship with Harvey, I know he's innocent and wouldn't hurt a fly, if he did he'd nurse it back to health, I can't help but be suspicious though.. like i can't trust him, it's hard to see him as a good guy when your first impression was negative

my autism makes it even harder to befreind him after the first impression, I can't forgive people who wronged me, im still bitter over the people who bullied me in middle school and my mom's wife who abused me until I ran away to my grandparents house to stay and never came back. They're still trying to make me forgive her, I can't forgive her, I simply can't forgive my abuser who's spreading their hate to my little brother since I'm gone

Sorry it got personal there, but you know what I'm trying to say, it's not necessary his age that makes me hate him, but the first impression and also the implication of the maru thing makes me uncomfortable ( shes younger than me now..)

I'm not tagging this because the Harvey stans will attack me if I do

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Gotham Characthers Favorite Book Growing Up:

DISCLAIMERS:

I just did one of thoses about the Batkids. It was full of love and care. This one has love and care but also is kindda shitposty because have you seen Gotham??!! There's no way anyone can fully take those bozos seriusly.

Also: it's Gotham only. I'm not fitting other versions of the characthers. Or my answers would mostly differ (I do have a list of them for my fannon rogues). The only characther with the same book in all versions is that loser Jervis and he isn't even here cause I'm not one to state the obvius.

-> Oswald: A collection of Grim Fairy Tales. Gertrude used to read it to him every ninght until he was fourteen and complained enough. He loved the vegenfull ways the villans suffered and dreamed about having his own fairy tale prince. He kept the book with him and cares a lot for it. He used to read it for Martin tho he always skipped Cinderela for "some reason".

Alternativally the Holy Bibble, but only the tale of the children making fun of the bald man and being eaten by a bear. Gertrude used to think Oswald was a good boy because he liked reading the bible, Oswald just wanted to summon a bear to eat his bullies. When he realised it wound't work he just pushed one of them down the stairs, blamed the other and proceeded to be very disapointed with God for forcing him to do all the work.

-> Edward: The Gray Ghost comics, I don't care if they aren't mentioned the gray ghost is a cannon media in all batman related things in my head IDC. Ed was the comic book nerd who would complain of other kids for having fun imagining scenarios because it wasn't cannon and the power scale didn't fit. He read other things, but the comics were his favorite thing ever.

Adult Ed straigh up lies about it. He always says his favorite book as a kid was the full Les Miserables book for no reason but to show off. He once told he read it in the original french (not even a modernized one) at age nine. Somehow people belive him.

-> Zsasz: He liked the American Girl books. He still does. Sometimes he just takes an american girl doll book to work and enjoy the glory of people confusedly whatching him read. He tried to make Oswald read them, Oswald was not pleased (he secretly read them anyway, he aproves). He also likes Goosebumps

-> Ivvy: Remeber when I said that this headcannons are Gotham only? It was a lie. All versions of Poison Ivvy have The Secret Garden as they favorite kid book. Though this Ivvy only read it after she moved with Oswald.

-> Jonathan: Peter Pan, when his mother was alive she would read it to him as it was the only childrem's book they had. After she died, when he was six, his dad only letted him read scientific studies on fear and Animal Farm for some reason. He developed a hate for Animal Farm. Zsasz introduced him to Goosebumps. He was pleased. (He is the only version of Jonathan Crane to not have Sleepy Hollow as the answer.)

-> Jerome: he can't read. Jon tried to teach him once using Oswald's version of Peter Pan. Jerome ate the book. Literally. Crane cried. Oswald screamed than realized it was one of the books from his father collection and promptly passed out.

-> Jim: There's a book series that fits well here. I promised myself I would not use it in any of my headcannons as a self-love act. So I will say the Chronicles of Narnia. He never got any of the sybolism, but he really liked the sword figth scenes. His favorite characther was Susan and he cried over the injustice she suffered at the end and tbh me too, budy, me too.

-> Bullock: Anne of Green Gables. He loved that book and still does, he cried a lot reading it as a child. He considers it still to be the best thing he ever read. It might be true.

As an adult Harvey just loves emotional trashy romance, but he will not admit it. Once after being catched by Jim reading Twilight he somehow convinced Gordon he was iliterated and never read a book on his life. It took a looong time to Jim to realize Harvey was lying and could indeed read, a loong time.

-> Lee: A Series of Unfortunate Events. She found the book series very inspiring as a kid, it teached her that the word wasn't black and white and that sometimes people had to go to tortuous ways to do good.

-> Barbara: The Baby-Sisters Club, it was the only book series chosed by her and not by her parents and so automatically it was her favorite. She sometimes compare people to the girls. She also presented the series to Selina so they both could gossip about the characthers like they were real people. Besides being a fun activity it made both Oswald and Jim feel like they were missing some vital information somehow. They later turned it into a code.

-> Thabita: she never had a favorite book series. She read a bit of everything as a kid but while she likes them she never loved them. Her brother was obcessed with some book series about a magical boy but she found them lame. Maybe a volume of the Discworld saga, probably Men at Arms.

-> Butch: Diary of a Wimpy Kid. He is sure that as a kid Oswald was a lot like Greg Heffley and he hates the fact he thinks that.

[graysonshmayson]

ok not a character playlist BUT some from my batman playlist:

song that is pretty accurate to the character's story

Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls- Bruce + kids dynamic

All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers- batkids,

Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers- more batkids daddy issues

song that doesn't fit the character at all but i was thinking about them while listening to it on loop

Wonderwall by Oasis

Never Tear us Apart by INXS

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger

My Own Worst Enemy by Lit

Renegade by Styx

Lukewarm by Penelope Scott

song that has one or two lines accurate to the character's story

august by Taylor Swift- Dick + Damian as batman and robin (specifically the parts about how "you were never mine" :( get it bc he's not dick's son)

Rose Colored Boy- Dick + Jason

Two Slow Dancers by Mitski- i think dick and bruce want to go back sometimes

Thumbs by Lucy Dacus- "You've been in his fist ever since you were a kid. But you don't owe him shit even if he said you did. You don't owe him shit even if he said you did". CMON!

mirrorball by Taylor Swift- dick grayson/tim drake trying to heal bruce "I'm still on that tightrope, I'm still trying everything to get you laughing at me. I'm still a believer but I don't know why. I've never been a natural. All I do is try, try, try. I'm still on that trapeze, I'm still trying everything to keep you looking at me". I've never been a natural all i do is try is especially tim drake coded.

song that just kind of is the vibe of the character

Lil Boo Thang by Paul Russel- Dick

Yellow Brick Road by Elton John- Jason

Bug Like an Angel by Mitski- general batfam blues

Blue Hair by TV Girl- Tim

Paper Rings/Lover by Taylor Swift- dick + barbara

Alíen Blues by Vundabar- jason todd

Feels Blind by Bikini Kill- stephanie brown

song that i desperately wish they would listen to because i personally like it

Vampire Empire by Big Thief

Christmas Kids by Roar

champagne problems by Taylor Swift

Cruel Summer by Versus Me- dick would fuck with this so hard

Happy Together (feat. Ray Toro) by Gerard Way

Seventeen Going Under by Sam Fender- robins specifically!!

song that fits with the character so well its scary

Rule #4: Fish Inside a Birdcage by Fish Inside a Birdcage- SO DAMIAN AND DICK CODED WHAT THE HELL. LISTEN TO IT RN.

The Moon Will Sing by The Crane Wives- DICK GRAYSON ARE YOU KIDDING ME. "All those empty rooms, we could have been anywhere, anywhere else. Instead, I made a bed with apathy. My heart knew the weight, ten years worth of dust and neglect, we made our peace with weariness and let it be" is so good for like the harsher realities of being robin and being the son of an emotionally unavailable and mentally ill man. plus the whole concept? "I shine only with the light you gave me"? SO robin core because he gave them EVERYTHING and then they have to exist without them?

Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother- very jason todd but more importantly

Would’ve Could've Should’ve by Taylor Swift- EVERY LINE OF THIS SONG is about jason todd!!! idc if you don't like taylor, if you like jason (ESPECIALLY catholic guilt jason like i do) check this out. I can't even quote specific lines because its so him. maybe in another post. I'll just leave this: "God rest my soul, I miss who I used to be, the tomb won't close, stained glass windows in my mind, regret you all the time. I can't let this go, I fight with you in my sleep, the wound won't close, I keep on waiting for a sign. I regret you all the time"

unsure why this song is in the playlist but it's so ingrained in my mind as 'part of the playlist' that it would feel weird to remove it

Harness your Hopes (B-Side) by Pavement

Rät/Feel Better by Penelope Scott

Creep by Radiohead

an additional genre i’d like to include is:

“this song doesn’t canonically related to the storyline of this character but it matches perfectly with elements of their backstory i have made up”

18 by Anarbor- OK so this actually inspired so much by @duckytree's take on teenage dirtbag dick grayson but in my vision he dates roy after moving out in his teenage rebellion era and bruce does NOT like him dating roy lmao. "long hair and tattoos"... and roy gets that its a phase but is super into it anyway and they party hard together. this is canon and real to me. there is no alternative meaning to this song.

Moving in Place by Shauna Dean Cokeland- similar to the previous, this is teenage dirtbag titans!! fucking around on a beach in SF. check this OUT: "The world just ain't ready for us yet, that's it" says the guy to your left, you would die for that kid. Watch his eyes as they get sorta distant and different, and we're moving in place again, we're moving in place again. It sure is fun to hate something you'll love when it's gone. This time, it's everywhere and everyone at once. From moving in place to moving on, to moving on, to moving on, to moving on". Soooooso titan's coded.

right where you left me by Taylor Swift- to most people this is just another t swift song, but to me, it is actually about how bruce is frozen in time in his head after his parents death and cant move on

Tim I Wish You Were Born a Girl by of Montreal- i am ur average TimBer enjoyer but the merits of TimKon cannot be ignored and this sososo reads as Kon lamenting about Tim after he gets with Bernard, my poor boy...

character playlists always should have the following:

song that is pretty accurate to the character’s story

song that doesn’t fit the character at all but i was thinking about them while listening to it on loop

song that has one or two lines accurate to the character’s story

song that just kind of is the character’s vibe

song that i desperately wish they would listen to because i personally like it

song that fits the character so well that it’s scary

unsure why this song is in the playlist but it’s so ingrained in my mind as 'part of the playlist' that it would feel weird to remove it

[ynwa4eva]

☕️ best pizza toppings, worst current liverpool players, and tell us about the worst person you’ve ever known and why we, the tumblrinas, should fight them for you

BAHDHHHS OK WAIT

1. Im a margharitha person.... Im sorry.... Usually when theres topic they overwhelm meee 😭😭 i like onions on my pizza though.... Thats kinda it actually because i dont like meat on my pizza at all and mushrooms depend on my mood.... Sometimes i think theyre vile sometimes theyre the best thing on the planet...

2. WORST.....? Tbf ive only been watching liverpool this season so i havent seen every player play.... And the xi we do play is world class 💀💀💀 ermmm... guess i just dont like how fabinho plays in general? Very agressive and reckless.... Really dont like thaaat.... I literally cant name you anybody else... Except harvey elliot i really dont like how agressive HE is on the pitch because he doesnt even make up for it in skill

3. Oh jesus.... Well my math teacher is a huge fucking asshole? Almost our entire class is failing because hea doing a shit job 💀.... Idc very many peopke anon unfortunately but id also have to say my mom because shes just a shit human being 😭😭 sheltered me all my life and i cant even go to therapy because she thinks they want to make me an addict.... And that 90% of doctors are just doing it for the cash (were in germany not in america mind you...) OH apropos i had to get the covid vaccine BEHIND HER BACK because wouldnt let me get it (omg i forgot to say that i literally got 3 shots already and she STILL doesnt know 💀💀💀) because of multiple excuses, some of which are: the vaccine KILLS people, covid isnt that dangerous, we are taking the vaccine away from poor people (i really cannot explain her thougt process here id be pages long).... Oh also shes a smoker and i genuinely think ive got some physical damage from being a second hand smoker..... Id say thats pretty fightable 💀💀💀💀

[punkclowngod]

watching Gotham again made me realized that a big male fantasy that’s been very normalized in media is the “no one has lives outside of me unless it brings comical elements to my plot line”.

exhibit A:

Gordon is the only cop that makes speech in the precinct. Harvey does them too but only about Jim, never himself.

exhibit B:

no one else has ever brought in important people, no other cop has done anything to contribute to the plot. none of them gets awards, press, drama.

exhibit C:

Harvey at some point has a girlfriend. when he becomes cop again she just stops being mentioned.

exhibit D:

Harvey is always supportive of Jim even at his own expense. He doesn’t question him, he just makes jokes and follows him.

there’s more but idc to put effort into this so whatever. i feel like we see this in a lot of media, especially the “beta male supporting character” that follows the main character all the time and compliments him despite him treating his friends like absolute dog shit.

to be fair the whole show is a gigantic male fantasy (for example; Lee getting the virus and it makes her in love with Jim was so fucking stupid and irrelevant and clearly just a “no matter how badly you treat others, if you’re an edgy man then you’ll still get the girl”, the whole “it’s okay to be an asshole cuz you’re cool”, it’s just such a bad trope and very obviously a male fantasy of being loved despite not being a good person) and it’s overall very pathetic (plus the actor that plays Jim is REALLY bad lmao. though i think he’d be a good voice actor).

it’s very obvious that Jim’s ENTIRE plot line and personality is a male fantasy, and a very childish one at that. men literally have the worst case of main character syndrome lmao. anyways just a little observation i made while re-watching the show

[t4tbruharvey]

two face &&&& someone of ur choice <3

HI BESTIE ILOVE YOU

two face (and mostly harvey):

realistic headcanon: really tall and broad and some of the other attorneys used to think (privately, in the safety of their own homes) that he moves like a fucking great white shark.

this still applies but it's not really as intimidating anymore because like his entire friend group is scary anyway? and they all know like, five mob bosses he's not fucking special for being tall

unrealistic but funny headcanon: this one WAS going to go in the 'unrealistic but idc abt canon' category but i remembered that the second one also had 'funny' attached and this one makes One Single Canon Event absolutely hilarious so: he's trans.

now, while this isn't funny in and of itself, obviously, you have to bear in mind that there was this one time in the comics where

(i've mentioned this before but by GOD will you all hear it again)

where harvey's ex-wife, gilda, now remarried to a guy named paul janus (y'know. the roman god with two faces? that guy)

has kids and- hang on.

ok so a reason harvey supposedly believes their marriage failed is NOT 'he was in an acid attack and then went on a crime spree' but instead 'he failed to give her children'.

so she has TWINS specifically now that she's remarried and he's Convinced they're his.

which is already really funny if he's trans because like can you imagine another rogue trying to like sit him down and explain how reproduction works.

like as gently as possible harvey, i mean this SO so nicely, that's not... um. it's not possible?

but anyway he kidnaps the twins and then they're returned

but IT TURNS OUT they ARE his kids which is just sooooo funny if he's trans because it means that gilda was like 'you know what, i really want to have my ex husband's biological kids. yes i know he's a serial killer i don't care' and then did like the bone marrow thing or something WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE like it's soooo funny to me

"heart crushing and awful" headcanon: put off writing this one because his whole character is sad? i think that like in the months leading up to his mum's death (which i hc to be when he was 15) he sort of lost the support of all his friends? he was in a private school and he was maybe starting to realise that being a girl wasn't entirely Right but he was in a group with a lot of rich girls who were kind to their own but horrible to anyone else. and as his mum's illness got worse he stopped being able to tolerate their kind of 'fun' hangouts and retreated into himself and they kept getting on his case about it and eventually he snapped and got in a huge fight with them and then he didn't have any friends anymore, and then he didn't have a mother anymore.

"unrealistic but i don't care about canon" headcanon: paramore stan

one of my choice: rick jones

realistic headcanon: this is not hashtag deep at all but he has freckles all over his face and is naturally dark blond which is why he dyes his hair Bright Red

unrealistic but funny headcanon: hates spiderman when spiderman is allowed into the avengers because what the FUCK, man, I'M supposed to be the young witty adorable trans guy what the fuck there can't be TWO he's STEALING my ecological niche, bruce! i'm gonna be out of a job!

"heart crushing and awful" headcanon: hmm like there's a lot you could maybe say here but i'm going to go with, like, he witnessed his parents' death? this technically is me not caring abt canon but whatever. local headlines like "couple die in car crash, leaving 8 year old daughter an orphan" or something bc they lived in a small town I Assume and part of the headcanon is the car crash like i think that's sad

"unrealistic but i don't care about canon" headcanon: paramore stan but since the beginning this time. he picked up their first cd When It Came Out on a whim and it blew his mind. he'd previously only listened to like... take me home country roads and bruce springsteen and stuff bc he was insecure about not passing so he overcompensated with a typically 'manly' music taste. anyway paramore stan

[the-acid-pear]

Actually. I'm going to be autistic on main. Because a whole liveblog review and many many posts are not enough. I need to stress just how impactful this scene was on a first blind watch.

Because, like, it's not just the fact they cut a hole on that old man to fuck him thru. It's everything about this movie and its framing that's insane.

Because let's be honest this franchise alone is a fucking ride. First movie is some pretty solid horror slow burn carried by my cancelled wife Dr. Josef Heiter played by Dieter Laser who's just so dramatic and entertaining there'd be no human centipede without him.

And it kinda shows on the sequel that removes the more... What's the word? Modest style of the first movie? And instead it goes for a darker more explicit more grossThey step on a newborn's head. He wrapped barbed wire around his cock. He even had a tragic and explicitly explained backstory. It's gross it's gritty it's mental and it's NOTHING like the first.

So okay, so far we got a serious but self aware movie, a "fuck the haters" edgy movie, and so you walk into the third movie not knowing what to expect. But you're soon greeted by the fact that the man himself is BACK and by god does he carry the movie again. Mostly, Butler Dwight played by Laurence R. Harvey does a great fucking job too I love that shortstacksorry I.

Anyway, needless to say this shit is a ride. Because these movies are constantly changing protagonists and settings to be meta about the prequels not being real somehow idk idc so you're thrown into this movie like you're thrown into a blender. I mentioned Butler but I did not mention Bill Boss the titular Old Man who, well, not quite yet. Because first we gotta be introduced to just how deranged this man is. If you thought the literal fucking former Nazi was insane and evil wait til you meet the average American citizen who just a few minutes into the movie waterboards a man with boiling water in very nasty graphic and maybe questionable veracity though I'd have to confirm I don't know if water causes 3rd degree burns or if just like I've heard actually happens kinda boils you alive and makes your skin fall off anyway why am I going into this tangent? Because this is a 100% medically accurate film anyway Bill Boss? He's batshit insane.

I still get upset when I remember that case btw the guy who got boiled alive ironically happened in a prison too I hate the prison system. Literally makes me sick.

But anyway. I don't even remember the chronological order of events but there's so much shit that happens that gets you not only introduced but entranced and if you're anything like me utterly lustful for this man such as: him panting w his tongue out while getting head in front of his accountant; him castrating a man (graphic) and rubbing his bald head w the man's blood; him eating not only dry clitorises but also the cooked testicles of former man. And also one of the funniest and best done scenes in the film where there's a false alarm and he thinks the prisoners are fucking coming for him so he goes from this ultra violent I'm The Boss Here 👿 large ham fucker to a literal mess hiding in his desk utterly terrified while his accountant is just like Dude.

But so far, the picture is Holy fuck nearly car crash near my house So far the picture is pretty clear! Large ham he talks the big talk he bosses everyone around he thinks he's a big deal but when left to fend off for himself he's but a sad pathetic mess of a man that can't do shit to save his life.

Which does, literally prove to be true. As he find himself alone now suddenly surrounded by all the men he has been torturing for god knows how long and they don't say a word they don't do anything but get closer as he gets increasingly worried and stars saying that they're all free! No paper work! No nothing! They can just go! He's BEGGING them to go because he KNOWS they're gonna fucking kill him if not, even saying that he has a heart condition and diabetes (epic callback to Heiter btw) as he gets on his fucking knees which is an insane thing to do in this setting but, hey.

And when you spell it out like this you'd say Luly What Is Wrong With You That Sounds Horrifying and well it is if I fucking say it like that but when you're watching unstopped this sequence of this guy being batshit insane screaming and torturing people and shit to have the tables turn on him so drastically is, extremely exciting.

And then the guy who lost his balls, remember him? He's the one to step forward. And this is something that has been said by the prisoners since the very start of the movie this was a ticking time bomb but he, and I quote, "not gonna fuck his stinky ass. Instead, [he]'ll fuck him in his soft kidney tissue". And then he fucking stabs him.

And by god does he fuck him in his soft kidney tissue as the crowd excitedly chants and I get so hard I turn grey from lack of blood in any other part of my body. And this is something I always mention but bro, bro by the love of god he says "do you like that, daddy?" as he's pounding his kidney bro. Like for the love of god Tom Six PLEASE. FUCK.

I seriously wonder if I'll ever witness something in cinema that gets me to change my bio. Impossible to know too since part of the joy was that by god I was not expecting our villain protagonist who on his own was a fucking surprise bc the way these movies work getting fucked in the soft kidney tissue. Like my fucking god. I'm sorry I lied about rewatching that movie today I know I should have it's literally so fucking good. Thank you Tom Six.

[reginalusus]

The right attitude and I love you and you are so brave.

Ok, I know there are people who would shoot me for saying that and that's fair or whatever. But.

Ok, listen, if you want. IDC, I just want to write my thoughts somewhere, lmao.

One of the things that allures me to Harvey and Jason's (potential) relationship is the fact that Willis Todd... was not very nice. I'm sorry, but I really don't think he was a great dad. At least in the New 52 - but that's just how I read it personally.

I reblogged a really, really good Tumblr post analysing Jason's relationship with his not-so-great dad, so go and read that if you haven't. The evidence is there that Willis was just... not very nice.

Harvey's dad was also very shit (do you see where I'm going).

And, by the way, yes, it's a very messy situation in that Harvey killed Willis. I'm not justifying that. Willis was still some poor chap that was trying to make ends meet and Jason has the right to be angry; he still loved his dad I think, or wanted to, much like Harvey wanted to love his. They both wanted to be loved by their problematic fathers (again... do you see where I'm going).

I've seen people (one person) say that because Willis took the job of being one of Harvey's thugs out of desperation, that means that Willis WAS a good dad and he was willing to do anything for Jason and Catherine, and therefore he SHOULDN'T BE CRITICIZED AT ALL.

That's... fine? If you think that, you go, girl. I just don't, I'm sorry...

I do empathize with Willis in this regard, but it's no excuse to neglect your son and treat your wife like shit. To me. I'm sorry that I don't like the guy that beat his wife over not having cigarettes in front of a child...

BTW if you don't like this view, that's fine. There are many, many faucets you can go down upon looking at comic characters. That's the beauty of it.

"But you have Harvey bias." Yes, I do love and defend the middle-aged, suicidal acid attack victim, hm, yes, but I cannot fight fate nor do I want to in this regard, lmao.

But, do you see it. Do you see the angst and drama potential between these two MFs.

Can you tell I want them to bond over their parallel trauma, even though they are both emotionally fucked. I'm just so evil like that.

Two men who have both been let down by Bruce, by Batman, by Gotham, who both have been 'reborn' in some fashion, and who both used to stand for something in Gotham, to instil hope back into it, despite how it destroyed them, have so much in common that they could be a force, but are halted by the fact that they are forever connected because of something awful that Harvey did years ago.

It's just a dynamic that I find very interesting, IDK.

And yes, yes, there is some self-indulgent stuff with it, like the fact that I just love making Harvey be a big fucking embarrassing dumbass father figure who doesn't really know what he's doing because Jason is a ball of trauma himself.

Plus, I think Jason could be the child Harvey never had, or whatever. Harvey couldn't have kids. He tried with Gilda before and it didn't work (Eye of the Beholder is the Harvey origin I always mostly go by, yes). So I think, with Jason, Harvey could have that sort of relationship even if Jason, to his right, doesn't want to indulge in it.

Jason himself is closed off. He doesn't indulge in his feelings. He's just like: "Ok, Dent, whatever, can we get pretzels now before I go home."

Jason can be argued to be Bruce's biggest failure, but he could be Harvey's greatest success... maybe.

Yes. I understand it's kind of a twisted situation. But I think that's right at home in DC.

Listen to It Has To Be This Way by Jimmy Gnecco if you'd like - not only is it a banger boss theme from the MGS series, but it's an EXTREME Harveycore song in terms of lyrics, but it ALSO suits Harvey and Jason's dynamic, at least my vision of it.

Anyway.

That's all I'll say before they find me and kill me.