#🪚; i want to hold you close

[fictionallyinparadise]

Uhhh idk rambling about the f/os that source from Horror Games based on if I think I could play the game

Karl: I probably could play the game BUT I suck ass at games like RE:V and also would probably be SO gay watching his scenes In Person.

"The Pig"/Amanda: I suck at games like DBD but it'd be fun tbh.

Harvey: I absolutely would not be able to handle getting jumpscared and then cry over Harvey so probably not tbh. I love watching/listening to gameplay tho the game is beautiful

Nate: I can NOT handle the tense atmosphere of the game dude I got to like, 2 a.m. in FNAF2 and was perfectly FINE but I couldn't cope 😭

Miles: I could play the game absolutely but like some scares might get me. Also I'd cry about all the bullshit my boy goes through.

Abraham: If I choose to ignore the ending I absolutely could play the game lmao. Best part is I'm 90% sure I couldn't fuck up and get my babyboy killed sooo. We love to see it!

Itward and Paltronas: I would have a BLAST playing this game holy fuck I wanna play it so bad. I don't CARE that I've watched like so many different playthroughs!!! It's THAT good!!!

Glamrock Freddy: I think I could handle this game because it's less like the OGs in terms of like, atmosphere but still got stuff that could scare me so! Idk.

Allison and Tom: Idk I'm mixed. I like, haven't finished watching playthroughs of the game bc I lost interest in it?? Don't ask how they became f/os if I kept losing interest in the game I cannot explain.

Daniel: Probably? Idk how much horror is in his game though. Either way it'd be quirky.

HUNK: Same as Karl except I don't have to fight him (I think) but get to go "awooga train whistle heart eyes ba-dump ba-dump" the second he shows up.

V.I.C.: I could for like a few first days of the game but then I'd get overwhelmed by all the orders and maintaining shit?? But the game FUCKS so hard so I think I could get over it or get a strategy.

Luna: I absolutely couldn't like I'm too worried about my wife getting snatched by BITCHES. But I do love the investigation aspect of the game so if I ever did get the money to play it I'd just play the mode where it's just solving shit.

Lucas: Absolutely not I'm too stupid for the gameplay and I'd fucking scream seeing ANY jumpscare. Also the game is so fucking difficult I could not handle it.

Dana and Emma: I think I could but the SECOND that motherfucker rolls up with that music and shit I'd fucking lose it.

Colt: I suck at stealth but I think I could tbh. It's a type of style I'd love to play but like, I just suCK at stealth.

Rebecca: I would love to omg. The way the game is different for every player and playthrough LIKEEEE. On the other hand if like, the demons did some shit or I didn't notice the Mimic until too late I'd fucking lose it.

Eugene: No, which is on the entire basis that I am deeply afraid of spiders. Idc that it's a fuckign Spider Train I would freak the fuck out if I saw that fucking thing crawl at me.

Jeff: I mean I literally love playing the game so yeah absolutely <3. I can't fuCKING get past the floors after The Figure but that's because I panic and don't get in the closet.

John Doe: YESYEYSYESYEYS I would be soooo happy to play the game omg omg omg

Andrew: YES I love the game I love the style I love him and I just. It's fun.

Beastie: Fuck yeah. Except I'd purposely run at it because I love my sweet loud creacher. Also I love seeing how people animate it's jumpscares!!!

(I didn't include Pierce, Cat, and Green bc I play the games like really often. I did include Jeff bc I haven't played the game since it's been updated soo there's new things and I'm intimidated.)

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I'm going to be so real with you, Maxi, I have NO IDEA what the apple is supposed to be.

39 for ❄️:

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Something that would have made his stomach curl with shame and anger for decades of his life. Something he thinks might sort of be a Hail Mary. 

He calls his father. 

“Eddie,” Ramon answers after two rings. “Hey. Christopher isn’t here right now, but-”

“No,” Eddie interrupts. “I want to talk to you.”

There’s a pause. 

Eddie gets it. They don’t do this. Not often. Maybe they sort of started. After Ramon’s retirement party, when he started making more of an effort. Before Eddie started seeing Marisol again, and started struggling with… Well, with himself. Their whole relationship he’d felt on edge, no matter how much he’d liked her. So he’d talked to his father less and less, falling back into old patterns. 

“Okay,” Ramon says. “Let me just step outside, okay?”

“Okay.”

He waits. Hears what sounds like their back screen door swinging open and closed. 

“Alright, son,” his father says. “What’s going on?” 

Eddie takes a deep breath and remembers what Charlie said to him. You are going to do better, because you’re braver and stronger than you realize. You will get through this. And this will all just be a distant, painful memory. This isn’t your whole story, Eddie.

“I’m ready for Christopher to come home,” Eddie says. “And I’d like your help figuring out how best to achieve that.”

Another drawn out pause. 

“Okay,” Ramon says eventually.

Eddie’s shoulder’s drop. He’d been holding them tense. 

“Okay?” Eddie repeats. 

“Yes, son. I never… I never expected it would go on this long.” 

[neroli9]

SO! SINCE THERE'S MORE - I was wondering if you'd truly be done with the undertale fandom once this finishes or could we expect more maybe? It sounds like we're nowhere close to the actual ending and I can only imagine how much this final stretch will take out of you lol nice chapter btw my favorite part was when Sans got judged at the bar

Once I'm done with APJFM, I want to try writing original fiction -- I doubt I'll ever spend this much time on a fanfic again! However, it'll be a while until we're done with APJFM.

Sans getting judged at the bar was inspired by @peonylanterns' reactions when she read what is now ch. 87, and Sans initially suggests marriage to Reader. She's allowed me to excerpt her reactions under the cut. (Red is her comments, blue is me.)

He frowns, leaning on the table and holding his hand to his chin. Then he brightens up. “those fuckers couldn’t call you my mistress if we were married, right? they’d have to call you my wife, or it’d be libel.”

death penalty

Yep — just as he’s thinking “hey here’s a great idea” he is actually signing his own death warrant 

You freeze. He doesn’t seem to notice.

“that’d give'em something to write about. we just have to find the right piece of paper and the right asshole in a suit, and boom, they gotta change their tune. how soon can we do that? there some kinda waiting period for a marriage license? i dunno anything 'bout this kinda stuff."

death penalty by buzzsaw

🤯🪚

“I, uh…“ 'Flabbergasted' doesn't quite seem to cover your reaction. "Are you seriously proposing to me?"

He frowns. "yeah. i mean, it makes sense, right?"

“You want to marry me because it makes sense,” you say, your voice unnaturally calm.

He looks more carefully at your face, and frowns. “i thought human girls liked getting proposed to.” 

death penalty with buzzsaw and also your ashes get thrown into the sewer so you can be essence of shit for all of eternity

So what I’m hearing is, you don’t think this is a good plan on his part 

“I thought you didn’t care about human marriage."

“i don’t,” he says with a dismissive gesture. “just figure it would make things a little easier on you. can’t control what the papers print, but if we’re married, they gotta treat you with a little more respect.”

going to take him apart ligament by ligament with my bare hands

But he thinks he’s being so damn smart 🤪

“So you’re making an honest woman out of me.”

He looks at you, and suddenly seems to grasp that mistakes may have been made. “look, it was just an idea. if you don’t wanna do it, it’s all the same to me.”

going to pay someone to continually restore your HP while you get eaten by dogs so that you can't die

Hahahaha

[slothspaghettiwrites]

Sloth's Kinktober 2.0

Sloth's Kinktober 2.0 Masterlist

REQUESTS CLOSED

That's right! I'm going to be attempting kinktober again this year. However I'm going to try something a bit different. I'm leaving the choices up to you on what and who I write.

How to play-

Select a kink, followed by a MAXIMUM OF TWO prompts, and send me an ask with your chosen character! I will write a reader insert drabble/ficlet for each day of October (possibly more or less depending on numbers).

Rules-

No scat or vomit, ABDL, pregnancy, etc.

AUs, characters, tropes, reader type are up to you! Go wild.

Kinks-

Threesome

Spitting

Masks

Cum Play

Choking

Impact Play

Holding (iykyk)

Knife Play

Drugging

Knotting

Body Worship

Pet Play

CG/l

Ovipositing

Primal Play

Shibari

Blood Play

Food Play

Cheating

Voyeurism

Size Kink

Somnophilia

Phone Sex

Pegging

Biting

Humiliation

Double Penetration

Group Sex

Body Worship

Praise

Yandere

PROMPTS-

🎃 "Darling, don't fucking test me."

💀 The night reeked of dirt and lust

🗡️ "You don't scare me."

🤠 "You have beautiful skin."

🤡 "Come out, come out where ever you are."

👽 A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.

👻 If I'm a pagan of the good times, My lover's the sunlight- Take Me to Church by Hozier

😈 Gumusservi – moonlight shining on water

👺 "I'll make it fit."

👿 "Give me your panties."

👹 “I promise, I’ll do whatever you want.”

🧡 “You don’t want me? Don’t lie to me.”

🧟Send chills up and down your spine / Juices flowing down your thigh - Pony by Leon Bridges

🧛 Nyctophilia – love for darkness or night

🧙‍♀️ Freshly dissolved in some frozen devotion- Angel of Small Death by Hozier

🧝 "You're adorable when you're tired, you know that?"

🧌 ''I'm gonna remember this for a while. ''

🦸 She feels no control of her body, She feels no safety in my arms- Foreigner’s God by Hozier

🦹 “I love the way you let me use you. Like a pretty little doll.”

🧜 "Louder. Let me hear you.”

🧚 Viridity – naïve, innocent

🧞 “Aw, you’re not hurt already, are you?” 

🕸️ "Every part, no matter how you feel, belongs to me."

🐙 Recherché - carefully chosen, rare, exotic, or obscure.

🍏 "You're not gonna die."

🍭 "Don't be naught, sweetheart, or I'll have to punish you."

🍬 “I can’t sleep unless you're with me.”

🛸 “Are you gonna cry for me? Tastes so much fuckin’ sweeter when you cry.”

🪓 “Don’t worry, sweetheart. The pain only lasts a little while.”

🪚 "I'll give you a head start! Ready? GO!"

🔮 "I loved you in this lifetime. I won't make that mistake in the next."

🏴‍☠️ "Swallow."

🥸 Alamort – half-dead of exhaustion

🤖 "Don't worry, I'll keep you safe."

[jellyfishloveletterghosts]

lumberjack billy 👀👀

Lumberjack Billy from my wip list

Thank you for the ask hun 🪵🪚💜

This one started in discord and is 100% for Mik because they brought it up. 

So lumberjack Billy who does wood work in his spare time. Lives on the edge of town has a beard and the flannel and just looks the part. It's cold where he is and most of the time he wears thermal under his flannel except at home with the fire going where he leaves the flannel open, chest hair on display. 

He has a crush on School teacher Steve who is also works part time at the local Cafe owned by Robin. Billy always rips his thermal off in the truck before coming inside regardless of the temperature and orders the fanciest drink on the menu even though he prefers his coffee black because he likes watching Steve try and make it. 

Billy makes lots of things in his shop, from beautiful pieces of sturdy furniture to delicately carved little figures. He overhears Robin make a joke about Steve and a toy and can't get the idea of Steve using a dido carved by his hands out of his mind. He doesn't know what kind of toy, Robin didn't specify but since Steve is bi he figures there's a 50/50 chance that he would use a dildo. 

He's never made a dido before, the first few coming out wonky and weird and going in a box full of rejects to be turned into other things because Billy doesn't like to waste if he can avoid it. He makes a bunch before he finally is satisfied, it slender, no bigger than two of Billy’s fingers with a gentle curve and a few added ridges, polished and sealed before he places it in a simple box and ties it closed with twine. 

Steve finds the gift on his doorstep and uses it that same night, and if he thinks about Billy with hope I'm his belly that's between him and his sheets. Or so he thinks until Robin questions about his night time visitor. He is acutely aware of Billy not far away at the counter as he tells her he was alone with a new toy. Not sure if Billy’s flush is because he’s listening or because he just came in from the cold with his flannel undone to his navel like he’s trying to drive Steve to distraction. 

- 

Billy goes home and makes another one, thicker this time and leaves it at Steve's doorstep again. This goes on for a while, every week or so Billy leaves Steve a new gift. One day Billy overhears a new conversation between Steve and Robin where Steve admits he wants his secret admirer to offer him something else to play with and Billy feels emboldened. 

It takes two weeks for Billy to get his next gift perfect, a wooden replica of his own dick. He makes it its own fancy wooden box, velvet lined, puts on his best flannel and combs his beard before heading over to Steve's house. This time instead of just leaving the box he stands there holding, sweat slicking his palms as he waits for Steve to come to the door. 

"I was hoping it was you." Steve says with a grin as he drags Billy inside by the lapels and Billy nearly drops the box in his surprise as Steve immediately drags him upstairs. 

"Don't you want to see what's in the box?" Billy asks, not opposed to where this is going, far from it but. 

"I'd rather see what's in your pants." Steve says with a grin as he pushes Billy to rest on the edge of his bed. 

"I worked really hard on it." Billy says and he would deny it but he's pouting. 

Steve stops where he's dropped to his knees and brings his fingers to skim the edge of the box rather than Billy's bulge. "You worked hard on all of them didn't you, I could really see all the care that went into them." Steve says softly as he lifts the edge eyes going wide as he gasps, none of the other ones had been this realistic, this intricate, it beautiful and Steve can't wait to give it a try. "It's beautiful Billy, thank you. Do you want to see me use it?" Steve asks, eyes half lidded as they come up to meet Billy’s. 

Billy wants that he absolutely does but his dick is pressing uncomfortably hard against the seam of his pants. "How about a ride on the real deal first?"

Ask Me

[fictionallyinparadise]

The list of f/os who would buy me a pretty knife for my birthday is a lot.

,,,,here's the list

47, Diana, AND Lucas. Three pretty knives, all different styles and stuff. 47 gets one with an engraving, Diana gets one that has a really pretty pattern, and Lucas just gets one that looks badass.

Erik but it's got like a lot of tiny details for me put on it and it's a kitchen knife specifically so I can cook!!

Arthur M. and he gets it with our initials engraved on the handle and flowers on the blade. Teaches me how to maintain it and keep it pretty. Also Javier would give me one bc his kid deserves protection damnit. He'd get a real sharp one that will fuck someone's day up.

Maze would absolutely get me one. Just a deadly lookin' blade that will also fuck someone's day up.

Geralt gets to be on this list except it's not a knife it's a fucking SWORD!!!!!! Gets it in the best quality he can too. Probably with some fancy ass hilt thingie.

Wade also would. Except it's matching knives. It's like matching best friend necklaces but a literal weapon. It's so cool.

Alcina would get me a really like...elegant dagger?? Idk. It seems like something she'd do.

Sully!! And it's matching ones with a song lyric that means a lot to us!!!! Which song? Haven't figured it out yet...one day >:)

Amanda but it's like...well. Something you'd find in a Saw movie. Made by her ofc <3

Warren but again it's a SWORD.

Nico would get like...a small dagger. Nothing fancy but it's custom made for me so :0

Misa and it's like...got black butterflies on it and it's iridescent? Yaknow?? Also she 100% knows how to do cool ass knife tricks.

[fictionallyinparadise]

Day Twenty-Seven, Afraid

Twenty One Pilots goes BRRRT. Anyway <3

[fictionallyinparadise]

Grabbing my f/os I hc as bisexual rn so we can party

[fictionallyinparadise]

The beloveds and their pride HCs, part one!! I also couldn't get all the tags lmaoo

Satine: Pansexual and demisexual!!! I always thought she was pan, but then learnt more about demi and that,,,fit her? If that makes sense?

47 (both): Bisexual! Because being ace is canon BABEY!!! Anyway!!!!!

Diana: Pansexual!! So cool.

I don't have HCs for Ella and Charming

Erik: Bisexual and genderqueer! Yeah<3

Charles: Pansexual and demisexual! I watched the movie and went "that man is demi" and then continued with life?

Arthur Morgan: He's queer!! He doesn't identify with any particular identity. He just Is.

Lucifer: Agender, and he's canonically pansexual!!!

Geralt: Pansexual, non binary!! Totally wasn't projecting when I HCed him as non binary NOOO-

Jaskier: Bisexual! Is this canon? It feels canon. Anyway.

Scully: Polysexual!! Ahh,,,

Volga: Omnisexual and trans!!

Gordon: Bisexual and trans. Also I adore how everyone HCs him as trans that's so,,,,

Karl: Queer and trans, preference towards men?? Yeah.

I don't have HCs for Jon and Martin

Sully: Abrosexual!!

Alice: Cupiosexual!

I don't have HCs for any of my Narrator f/os

Amanda/The Pig: Bisexual and graysexual!

Dewey: Bisexual!!

Jason: Asexual!!

Brahams: Questioning!

Slender: Agender and queer

Warren: Gay and trans,,,!!!

Arthur Hastings: I think I've said this before but bisexual!!!!!

Luigi: Pansexual, demisexual, trans!!! Aaa.

Daisy: Bisexual and non binary!

Ray: Abrosexual,,,man I feel bad for not talking about my Sharktopus f/os...wack.

Nicole: Queer? Idk I've never thought about it.

Thomas: Gay!!

I don't have HCs for Harvey?

Lucio: Pansexual and non binary!!!

Revan: Bisexual!!

Nihilus: Queer and trans,,,

Sal (Support Agent): Bisexual and genderqueer!

Therius: Queer!

I don't have HCs for all the Cookies lmfao

Bazz: Gay!!

Cian (Lone Soldier): Bisexual!

Luke: Queer!!!

Din: Unlabeled,,!

Nate (Phone Guy): Polysexual and trans!

Miles Upshur: Gay and non binary!

Bigby: Trans and bicurious!

Snow: Questioning!

Mireal: Omnisexual and asexual!!

Fawkes: Bisexual and graysexual!!

Izold: Polysexual and non binary!!

Alna: Lesbian!

Lyca: Pansexual and trans

Sofia: Bisexual,,

Maleficent: Bisexual and genderfluid!!!

Bruce: Bisexual and demiboy!

Wadsworth: Bisexual

Yvette: Queer!

I don't have a headcanon for Abraham

I also don't have headcanons for my AC:NH f/os