#id smash jon

[itsawildsaltychip]

My experience watching the garfield movie w/ my friend

Based on true events

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I made a funny comic on how I gained a big fatass crush on Jon because I can. This took way too long to finish and in all honesty drawing comics are pretty hard!!! Also I had to edit some images in because it's funnier.

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Anyways uh... *insert penis joke*

[acapelladitty]

I just thought of this in the middle of the night but, five sentence prompt: Edward booty-calling Jon whiling he's masturbating and Jon has a bad tendency to immediately put his phone on speaker (cuz he's a deaf old mf wahaha!)

Tearing his eyes away from the two goons who stood before his desk to look at the caller ID of his phone, Jonathan took in the flashing name of Edward Nygma before accepting the call and throwing him on to speaker.

"Yes?" Jonathan asked, his tone cool and low as he maintained eye contact with the other men.

"I'm lonely," Edward panted and Jonathan's blood froze in his veins as he recognised the particular timbre of those pants and knew that Edward was phoning him, cock in hand and no doubt close to stroking himself to completion, "so finish your work and come over because I am feeling generous and have developed a new tongue trick that I think you may enjoy."

Snatching a toxin bomb from his inner pocket with callous disregard, Jonathan slammed the canister to the floor and watched as it smashed open to envelop the two goons in thick orange smoke - their hands immediately clutching at their choking throats as wild grunts of panic quickly grew into horror-laden cries.

"Bad time?" Edward's voice filtered quietly through the chaos, an irritating amusement playing in his question.

[seoul-bros]

Muse - an exploration of love

It now seems clear that Face and Muse were recorded in parallel, overlapping and intertwining. It's a situation which creates a thread of connection between the two albums.

It's largely the same production team as FACE with Jimin again participating in writing most of the tracks on the album. He has also turned his hand to producing on Rebirth and Interlude: Showtime.

Track 1: Rebirth

The first track seems connected to and leading on naturally from Set Me Free Part 2. Thinking back to the end of the MV where Jimin's clothes change from black to white, from leather to softer materials and his gaze is at last peaceful and penetrating, it all seeks to communicate release, reemergence and renewal.

Rebirth therefore is the moment beyond, when Jimin determines to embrace life and love again. It could be a declaration of intent to start telling the story of Muse.

Track 2: Interlude: Showtime

Which would make Showtime, the first step to embracing that new found freedom. It's an Interlude sure, but I keep getting a very theatrical image in my head, very bold, very Cabaret (if you're in London, I recommend you see the show).

Track 3: Smeraldo Garden Marching Band (feat. Loco)

We will get to hear Smeraldo Garden Marching Band in less than a week (aggggghhhhhhhh i'm not ready ......but at the same time so so ready). The track description says it "draws inspiration from a marching band, blending hip-hop elements with the big band sound characterized by a large-scale orchestra, creating an upbeat, lively rhythm and dynamic atmosphere." This gives me a stepping up, stepping out kind of feel.

Given the focus on The Beatles and St Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band during Face era and the involvement of Nick Lee in Set Me Free Part 2, I'm expecting more big brass and a full sound which Jimin seems to be drawn to - brass and choirs all the way baby.

I'd also expect to see some choreography here something like On but that might be asking too much.

South Korean rapper Loco is the featured artist. Looking through his back catalogue one of his most successful songs featured RM's long time collaborator Colde. It'll be interesting to see how their voices and styles combine here.

Track 4: Slow Dance (feat. Sofia Carson)

With Slow Dance, the seduction really begins. Arcades are Matt Thomson and Max Lynedoch Graham, a British electronic music production duo who we saw in the studio with Jimin in 2022 along with Gabriel Brandes and Alex Karlsson. Now we know what they were doing there.

Also involved in this one is Like Crazy co-writer BLVSH. Oh yes this bodes very well for this track.

So we're thinking EDM, maybe with a Latin feel. Sofia Carson has a unique voice which I think will pair well with Jimin and she has also been known to sing in Spanish and we know after SoWooZoo that Jimin is not adverse to that.

Track 5: Be Mine

Be Mine is still a bit of a mystery to me, given its placement on the album it would suggest that Jimin has found the objective of his affections and wants to solidify the attraction into something more. Will it be a ballad? The production is giving no clues and I haven't seen any credits yet. However, some eagle eyes on TwiX spotted a Be Mine reference from ID: Chaos.

Track 6: Who

This is the main track and the production team includes Jon Beillon who worked on last year's summer smash Seven so we can expect some focus on elements for commercial success.

There are more echos of ID:Chaos with he colour scheme for Who matching that from the Freedom shoot. It would be nice to think that Who reflects that particular sentiment i.e. this is who I am and knowing this has set me free to live and love as I choose.

Track 7: Closer Than This

We round out with Closer Than This which given its position on the album and the way it was previously released solidifies the message, this is me until we meet again. Our love is strong enough to weather the storm of this enforced separation. It is a message for the fans but also for the BTS members.

Post Date: 21/06/2024

[squeeneyart]

[Image description: A digital colored drawing of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood in victorian-era clothing and hairstyles. The main image is green-toned, and a disheveled Jon and Martin are bracing themselves against a set of doors where worms are coming through the crack. Something is banging from the other side. They're talking in a panic.

Jon: I was going to court you

Martin: What

Jon: We're going to be eaten by worms, why die with regrets? (smaller text) Not how I expected it either

Small panel on the bottom right: A more sepia-toned image. Jon and Martin are much more cleaned up, and Jon is holding Martin's hand in both of his while speaking. Martin looks down at him, blushing. Text at the top reads "Expectation:"

End ID]

@jonmartinweek smashed the prompts together (victorian times/confession) and included some worms, incredibly necessary for them

[omegaremix]

Winter 1996 Mixtape:

Korn s/t

White Zombie Astro-Creep 2000

Nirvana Incesticide

Bush Sixteen Stone

Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness

Goodie Mob “Cell Therapy”

Filter Short Bus

Mortal Kombat motion picture soundtrack

White Zombie “Thunderkiss ‘65”

L’il Louis “French Kiss”

Alanis Morrissette “Ironic”

Goodie Mob “Soul Food”

Nine Inch Nails “Get Down Make Love”

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion “Greyhound Pt. 1 & Pt. 2”

Pearl Jam “I Got Id”

Alanis Morrissette “You Learn”

Folk Imposion “Natural One”

KMFDM “Juke Joint Jezebel”

Traci Lords “Control”

Napalm Death “Twist The Knife (Slowly)”

Dick Dale & The Del-Tones “Miserlou”

Eazy-E feat. MC Ren & DJ Yella “Tha Muthaphukkin’ Real”

Presidents Of The United States Of America “Peaches”

Rancid “Ruby Soho”

Faye McKay “12 Days Of Drunk Christmas”

Capleton feat. Method Man “Wings Of The Morning”

Oasis “Wonderwall”

Fear Factory “Zero Signal”

[ultfreakme]

Something id love to read about more is jon being an alien like yeah sure he looks human but at the end if the day a part of him is alien id just like to see more alien like behavior from like body horror shit.

I'd love that tbh the alien side of keyptonians never gets explored. I was so excited when i saw the more alieny kryptonian designs from Superman Smashes the KKK. Maybe their eyes are always glowing a little red, maybe their breath is super slow, a closer look at their skin and the texture is different. Idk, I'd love anything

[wonderlandmind4]

big dub is like big win 😂 see i would i would love to, but knowing my ass id have wasted so much money to have an anxiety attack later simply from being in front of like any of the cast and then forget the entire thing AHA

So if it will make you feel better, I tend to freak out BEFORE and AFTER, so I can get my excitement out. Trust me, I was freaking out to @pastafossa the night before and leading up to everything. So having someone let you yell and keyboard smash helps 😂 but DURING? Some it’s so fast you don’t have time to freak out. And the majority of guest are so so sweet and kind and under to their fans. Charlie and Jon greeted every fan personally and took the time they had to make small conversation at their autograph table. The photos are even quicker, but again Charlie took his time greeting fans. While the photos are a good like 10 seconds, it’s definitely not something I will ever forget. Lol.

[luciferten]

[Photo ID: A fan rendition of the "where could my pipe be?" Garfield comic. The comic is black and white and, like the original, has three panels and the style of an older Garfield cartoon.

1.) Jon, with big bazongas, sits in a recliner looking at a newspaper.

2.) He looks away from the paper and looks at the viewer, thinking, "Now where could my binder be?"

3.) Cut to Garfield sitting on the floor, wearing a chest binder. Off-screen, Jon shouts, "GARFIELD!!" In the corner is the artist's user, nuclear-smash.

–End ID.]

I think this might be my new magnum opus

[bigowlenergy]

TMA AU where jon & martin are fully realized avatars but everything else is basically the same. jons head archivist but already knew what was up, and martin works on the Tundra. they make it work by martin being at sea half the year to appease the lonely and he collects foreign statements on paper for jon when he returns to shore. they meet in martins various eye nightmares every night and it keeps them both anchored. peter lukas Cannot figure out how martin is so optimistic and well adjusted and elias Cannot get over how at ease jon is with the lack of attention and being in an actual functional relationship with a lonely avatar. seeing jonmartin making out dramatically on a foggy dock at 3 am in the rain was the cause of lonelyeyes 3rd divorce

[johnmalevolent]

a little thing for @jonsimsandcats day :) no jon doesnt understand what the cat is saying

[ID: A digital comic of Jon and Martin from the magnus archives and their cat, drawn against a swamp green background and shaded with dark tan. Their cat is curiously looking at a cockroach and startle when it flies away. Jon is wearing a sleeveless shirt with a cat drawing on it. He's folding some clothes, then looks at the cat meowing off screen. Jon puts down the clothes and asks, "Hello, how can I help you?" He and the cat exchange a conversation as if he could understand what it's saying. Martin looks at them and notices something, then his face goes pale. He says to Jon who's holding the cat in his arms, with a cockroach on his back, "Jon, there's a--" he's interrupted by the cat smashing the cockroach, startling the two of them. The cat lifts its paws, looking happy. Jon says "I'm taking a shower." and Martin agrees "Definitely, yeah." End ID]

[abelllia]

Semi-Niche Crossovers go BRRR

*smashes tma, genshin, and cookie run together into a weird fruit punch*

[Image ID: The first image is a horizontal digital drawing of Ningguang and Beidou from Genshin Impact dressed as Elias Bouchard and Peter Lukas from The Magnus Archives. On the left is Ningguang, she's facing towards the camera's left and is winking at the viewer. She wears tiny circular glasses, a white dress shirt, a brown tie, a dull green tweed waistcoat, black gloves, dull brown pants, and a dull brown blazer with darker brown elbow patches. Behind her are two floating eyes with red irises. On the right is Beidou, she's facing toward the camera's right and is looking down at the viewer with an open-mouthed grin, a pipe between her teeth. She wears a pale blue dress shirt, a black tie, dark blue slacks, and a long navy blue jacket. She holds a captain's hat on her left hand. Bright blue smoke curls from her pipe. Behind them both is a rectangle that from left to right is a gradient from light green to light blue.

The second image is of Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives dressed as Eclair Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom. Jon is a thin man with brown skin, long near-black hair with grey streaks in a ponytail, and dark brown eyes.  He holds a quill and several meters of parchment./.End ID]

[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID: A Magnus Archives comic of season five Jon and Martin time traveling to season one. S5 Martin looks ragged and has broken glasses, longer hair, and fog rising off him. S1 Martin nervously points between himself and his double, asking, "Right. So, uh, let me get this straight-- you're me-- from. The future?? To stop the, uh--" S5 Martin: "End of the world." S1 Martin: "Right, that." S5 Martin, doing a thumbs up: "That about sums it up, yeah."

S1 Martin: "OK, sure! It's just... Um... You I can kind of see a bit of um. A resemblance--" He then points with flustered horror backwards at S1 Jon, who is a nonhumanoid creature with wings, antenna, long hair, and multiple green eyes around his form, and shouts, "But you're trying to tell me that that thing is Jon?! As in our boss Jon? Jonathan Sims?!!? (No fucking way?!???)" S5 Jon looks nervous and distressed.

S5 Martin, looming over a very stressed S1 Martin, says menacingly, "That thing is the love of our life, watch your tone." In the addition, Tim smirks while blushing, does an OK hand sign, and says, "... Smash." Sasha, also blushing and taking a photo, says, "Tim now is not the time." End ID]

time travel fix-it but make it Spooky (based on my monster!jon post)

[welcometogrouchland]

[image ID: a 3 page digital comic of an alternate version of MAG 197.

Page 1: first panel is divided in two- one side shows an angry Jon and Basira, looking at Annabelle. Annabelle looks back, relaxed- her eyes red and her fangs bared. Martin is encased in web behind her. Next three panels are close-ups on Annabelle. She says "Well well, archivist. We meet again!". From behind her, a blue light grows stronger. Annabelle: "I'd stay right there if I were you-" she's interupted by an off-panel voice that says "cane...". She turns to face the source, eyes and mouth returning to normal. Annabelle: "wha-" the rest of the page shows the flaming ghost of Agnes Montague, as she says "ANNABELLE CANE". In the foreground, Jon and Basira look on, Basira saying "Jon?".

Page 2: we see Jon and Basira's bewildered faces. Basira: "mind telling me what's going on?" Jon: "it...it can't be-" Annabelle interrupts, annoyed: "it is. Agnes Montague. We've...met before". Next panel shows an exchange between the ghostly Agnes and Annabelle. Agnes: "an ironic fate, I suppose. Tethered in death to the place I scorned and destroyed in life." Annabelle: "how many times do we have to go over this? your time has passed, "messiah". Leave us". Agnes: "content with your title as the web's favoured stooge then, are we? I thought I was a martyr back in my day too. Self effacing in my goal. A God amongst men. But I wasn't a god. And it wasn't my goal. I never really got to have one of those. Perhaps if I "put my back in" as the saying goes, but...I don't think this is your goal either Annabelle. I can't see what you gain, after all". We close in on Annabelle's face. She says "what I gain is second to what my patron gains. I don't have a choice in the matter. None of us do". Agnes replies: "maybe. Maybe it's easier to convince ourselves that, rather than being solely powerless in a world of people able to change their fates where we are not, we're in a sea of other powerless people. I've watched you, Annabelle cane. Cutting and mending magnetic tape, choosing to make not just a narrative, but a story. You tell this story, a story that isn't even your own by all accounts, just how you want it to be told. It's novel to you. Like black coffee with room for milk."

Final page shows a purple web being burnt up by blue flame. In the centre, text in Agnes' ghostly font reads: So tell me Annabelle. How does the story end?". End ID]

Hello, as someone who was both on the "here's how Agnes can still win" and the "here's how sympathetic Annabelle can still win" train, I decided that for the prompts "fire" and "ghost" I would smash them together w/ this <3 (click for quality)

[squeeneyart]

9 or 45 from the kisses section with BITS jmart if you want! :D

[Image Description: Two digital greyscale drawings of Jonathan Sims, a short, thin dark-skinned man with short cropped light hair and various scars wearing a dark sweater over a collared shirt, and Martin Blackwood, a taller, fat, light-skinned man with long light hair and glasses wearing a white button up collared shirt. Both are slightly damp as if they were in the rain.

Top left: They stand facing each other, Martin looking down in surprise and Jon looking up with a sincere smile.

Jon: Look, however you feel about me now, I'm just glad you-

Bottom right: Martin is slightly bent over and has pulled Jon into a kiss, gripping him by the upper arm and the back of the neck. Jon's hands are on Martin's chest/shoulder area and back.

End ID]

prompts were first kisses or relieved kisses which let's be real can just be smashed together for them. thanks for the prompts!

[mossy-rainfrog]

[Image ID: Six drawings of Martin Blackwood as a ghost, occasionally featuring Jon as well. Martin is the ghost of a fat, Black man with purple-blue skin, blue-white coily hair that disappears into fog, white eyes that overflow with fog, and billowing clothes. Jon is a thin, living Persian person with brown skin, greying curly hair, and various scars.

1. A digital redrawing of the floating boy chasing running boy meme, with Martin floating and Jon running. Martin has a blank expression and levitates into the air, surrounded by fog that fills the hallway, as Jon runs away, blurry, and looking behind him with wide eyes.

2. A black and white sketch of Martin from the shoulders up, smiling slightly as his eyes spill over with fog and his hair floats around him. There is a small doodle of a person with heart eyes beside him.

3. A semi-colored sketch of Jon kissing Martin, drawn from the chest up. Jon has their hair in a bun and reaches up to cup Martin’s face in their hands as they both smile into a kiss. Martin is colored in with watercolor, and some fog slips out of his closed eyes.

4. A black and white sketch of Martin kissing Jon, drawn from the elbows up. This time Martin has a hand resting on Jon’s jaw, and Jon holds onto Martin’s arm. There is meme text written over the image, reading: “There are many benefits to being a paranormal investigator.”

5. A watercolored sketch of Martin drawn from the waist up, tilting his head slightly and looking at the viewer. The fog spilling from his eyes looks like tears, and his shirt billows around him. His expression is neutral, if a bit sad.

6. A black and white mini comic, based on the “who knocked over my onions” meme. The first panel shows a close up of a smashed teacup on the ground, along with spilled tea, and the text above it reads: “J: WHO KNOCKED MY TEA OFF THE COUNTER???” The next panel shows Martin, sticking his tongue out with a smug grin and raising up a peace sign, as a hand, presumably Jon’s, reaches for him. The text reads, in large letters: “J: YOU”. End ID.]

I’ve recently become enamored with the idea of a ghost!Martin au, and apparently have drawn a lot more for this AU than I realized lmao, so pls enjoy some fun concept ideas ^_^. I’m going to be turning this into a very serious fic for Halloween, but for now pls enjoy some doodles and laughs

[toomanyhandbones]

An immensely important and valid note by @dathen

[image reads: #I was thinking of making a post like this #also then you get to change ‘John’ back to ‘Jon’ djdjjd]

Audio fans can we try and make a move towards copy-pasting transcripts instead of screenshotting them? Like, if we want to pull up a quote from a podcast in our posts, surely it’s just as easy if not easier to stick the quote down in the text and not as an image? Because that’s entirely erasing the point of the transcript, which is to be something to make it more accessible, and then you’re turning it on it’s head into a whole other form of inaccessibility. If you want you could even screenshot the transcript and then stick the text of it underneath but that kind of clogs up the post and makes it long, but if you’re committed to the transcript aesthetic the option is there. It just feels very ignorant to take something made to make a media more accessible, and then reverse it to make it inaccessible again.