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daemon-in-my-head · 6 months ago
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Let's say, Durge somehow defies daddy Bhaal and Gortash does not bite the grass.
Let's say, despite tireless efforts Bhaal doesn't rly like letting go of his kids, esp not those crafted from his own flesh and blood.
Let's also say, Gortash, the mad unethical scientist, would find 'ways' for Durge to get rid of the burden that is their Bhaalspawn body (essence may be gone but that body still Bhaals property technically).
And now, cuz I'm feeling funny, what if the Steelwatch and the whole consciousness/souls bit Gortash got going on is precisely with that in mind? After all, Gortash is a tyrant obsessed with freedom. And Durge is his equal. So of course he'd assist in their escape from their own hell, too. And if what they need is a new vessel to store their consciousness, well, Gortash and his mechanical puppets are happy to oblige.
I'm onto smth I know it (and this is definitely not just a scrapped ending that I've been reconsidering again)
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crosnt · 5 months ago
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ok but if i was in supernatural i would hate the way they talk on the phone because my stupid ass would think they were pissed at me constantly
they never say goodbye to each other they just go "ok cool" and then hang up immediately?? like what if i had something else to add bitch also are you mad at me
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tango-but-everywhere · 1 year ago
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Getting information outta the Lackey
Pearl, season 9 episode 48
[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 9, taken within the burning dark of decked out. They’re at the entrance to the maze that makes up the level, which is ancient city-like. Tango is crouching and looking up at the viewer, Pearl, who is perched at least a block above, though possibly on a wall. He’s in his full decked out outfit, lackey edition - no elytra, no armour, not holding any items, nothing, just the hood and the skin. Since it’s Pearl’s pov, she on the other hand is holding the guide map, some berries, and her hotbar’s almost full; a key, basalt, her artefact compass, pork chops, coins, crowns and frost embers. End ID]
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deancasforcutie · 9 months ago
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me: gripping trees for support on the hiking trail because I took everyone’s advice to touch grass
my brain every time without fail:
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needsmustleap · 3 months ago
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no see results option. if the poll doesn't apply to you skip it and/or check back later!!
*by this i mean: the dough/batter of the recipe called for eggs, and you cracked them into a bowl or whatever (mixed in other wet ingredients as necessary), then set the container to the side after incorporating them into the dry ingredients to use whatever's left for an egg wash. i guess this also means you didn't use a spatula for this part? could go either way?
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roses-and-elixir · 2 hours ago
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queenofnohr · 11 months ago
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no offense but ppl who with their whole chests thought we were getting Ahab Outis instead of Ahab Ishmael after an ENTIRE CANTO detailing how they’re (Ish and Ahab) the same need a fucking reality check on god 😭😭😭
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diiluvies · 11 months ago
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“why is wriothesley calling the palais mermonia a bakery..?”
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tony-hawks-underground · 7 months ago
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I think my neighbors dogs got one of my cats.
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eebie · 1 year ago
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i kind of love him
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razzafrazzle · 2 years ago
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ysee one of the worst parts about both wanting to keep your art accessible and also really liking weird fashion is having to figure out how in gods name to describe some of it
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On the one hand I haven't eaten anything today and that's definitely a failure by rehab standards, on the other hand I ate an entire 2000 calories yesterday and if I eat anything right now I think I might throw up. So.
I guess it is what it is. I just want to be a normal person who eats normal amounts of food. Why is that so damn hard?
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Feeling very conflicted about things 😕
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medicasino · 2 years ago
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ive just accepted im just never going to fit cleanly into any label or community ever
#blaire.txt#vent incoming sorry ik this is probably really annoying#and im also sorry if this comes off insensitive or ''i have it SO hard'' i dont mean to be like that#but just. no matter how my identity rolls out i always feel like an imposter in some way#when i ided as a lesbian i already knew i was nonbinary and despite my yearning to experience it; i never knew and will never experience#being a lesbian and a binary woman. and ofc when i ided as a nonbinary lesbian was during that whole bullshit ''nonbinary people cant be#lesbians'' debate that resurfaced so that didnt fucking help#but im not a lesbian im bi so that was easy i guess. or easier#not being binary or very knowledgeable on queer history (tbh i want to change this im not proud of that) and having not participated in#many pride events and queer spaces irl (due to uh. yunno. Covid lol)#has like really made me feel like an imposter that just doesnt fit in anywhere#and now coming to terms with me being transmasc and having a strong attraction towards men and nonbinary folks has really uh. shaken things#up#and not fully in a good way bc its left me scrambling to put together the pieces#its left me in sooooooooooooo much distress i feel like so sick over it#its. not fun. esp bc im still pre-op so very girlish in appearance and voice eugh#and on top of that im also still nonbinary and do feel more neutral/androgynous some days and also consider myself gnc bc i like feminine#clothes and stuff so like. AUGH! and im also fucking 5'1-2 so no matter if i bind or get top surgery or etc i dont think ill ever pass as#not a girl so . pain!#and even saying all that makes me feel guilty bc its like. is that just internalized misogyny? am i misogynistic for feeling this way? and#IK IN MY RATIONAL MIND THATS BULLSHIT AND THIS IS *ONLY* ABT ME NOT OTHER TRANSMASCS AND NBLMS/MLMS TO BE CLEAR#im just an anxious mess with ocd and anxiety in general that just loooooooooooves latching onto bullshit like this to prove im predatory or#weird. also other ocd themes dont fucking help?#idk ill shut up now i need to be on a call but just like. its painful bc i dont feel like i fit into any queer communities lol#this also applies to disability stuff but im NOT cracking that can of worms open today sorry#ok gopdbye for now . responses are ok btw but also no pressure im kinda just emptying my head lol#vent#rant#ask to tag
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rubys-domain · 1 year ago
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i did some beyond the map border shenanigans, and i discovered something that's either really wholesome or really creepy depending on how you want to look at it
i might be very far from the first one to discover this, but if you open the camera while paimon's trying to take you back within bounds (asuming you're not in a stance that keeps you from opening it like swimming or something), paimon stays onscreen and keeps moving like she does in the paimon menu. but if you move the camera so that it's looking at her from the side, she'll turn to face the camera and do her little wave.
now i don't think they'll do it, but... if genshin pulls some "you, the player" thing endgame... honestly i would be interested in seeing how they pull it off
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hischierlovebot · 1 year ago
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I honestly think anyone calling someone playing through their injuries a 'warrior' should eat a fucking puck for breakfast. Those people have decades in front of them and the people around them are hired to yes, take the team to the cup, but also take care of them and just???? Everyone allowing someone to play through their injuries like that should be fired and blacklisted
Then again, that would mean there is someone in that fucking organisation that gives a flying fuck about the players as people and not exchangeable pieces that are easily replaceable by virtue of having a well oiled machine that supplies them with an endless source of teens to be broken in the future
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