#id call this crack
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Let's say, Durge somehow defies daddy Bhaal and Gortash does not bite the grass.
Let's say, despite tireless efforts Bhaal doesn't rly like letting go of his kids, esp not those crafted from his own flesh and blood.
Let's also say, Gortash, the mad unethical scientist, would find 'ways' for Durge to get rid of the burden that is their Bhaalspawn body (essence may be gone but that body still Bhaals property technically).
And now, cuz I'm feeling funny, what if the Steelwatch and the whole consciousness/souls bit Gortash got going on is precisely with that in mind? After all, Gortash is a tyrant obsessed with freedom. And Durge is his equal. So of course he'd assist in their escape from their own hell, too. And if what they need is a new vessel to store their consciousness, well, Gortash and his mechanical puppets are happy to oblige.
I'm onto smth I know it (and this is definitely not just a scrapped ending that I've been reconsidering again)
#id call this crack#but out of all the shit i cook up#this is actually not too implausible????#cuz yk i can definitely see that#explains the bodies in the robots too#and the hivemind that is their control unit#and the brains#mf tried to transfer a consciousness#and Bhaalspawn are just growing more tainted with time#cuz bhaals blood is curse like#bg3#bg3 spoilers#enver gortash#bg3 gortash#bg3 durge#durgetash#lord gortash#durge#gortash x durge#dark urge#durge spoilers
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ok but if i was in supernatural i would hate the way they talk on the phone because my stupid ass would think they were pissed at me constantly
they never say goodbye to each other they just go "ok cool" and then hang up immediately?? like what if i had something else to add bitch also are you mad at me
#they also could never get me to call them i would only initiate convos through text#id be stressing about how im wording a text while actually dying from a wendigo or something#like “how do you kill a wendigo- wait no that sounds too aggressive i should put a ”lol“ at the end just in case#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#sam winchester#spn crack#spn posting#sam and dean
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Getting information outta the Lackey
Pearl, season 9 episode 48
[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 9, taken within the burning dark of decked out. They’re at the entrance to the maze that makes up the level, which is ancient city-like. Tango is crouching and looking up at the viewer, Pearl, who is perched at least a block above, though possibly on a wall. He’s in his full decked out outfit, lackey edition - no elytra, no armour, not holding any items, nothing, just the hood and the skin. Since it’s Pearl’s pov, she on the other hand is holding the guide map, some berries, and her hotbar’s almost full; a key, basalt, her artefact compass, pork chops, coins, crowns and frost embers. End ID]
#tango tek#tango but everywhere#tangotek#hermitcraft#hc9#pearlescentmoon#decked out#decked out 2#went off with the id today … we get a little silly with it#i LOVE how the burning dark looks it’s so cool#ancient city but make it really cool#i called it cool twice that’s fine#anyway fun fact several months back i posted something along the lines of ‘i reckon pearl and tango would be a cool duo’#and pearl literally showed up to the comments of that post??#anyway i was right. this was so fun to watch. pearl’s cracked
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It’s funny bc the only tos episode I know the name of by heart is conscious of the king and so anytime I see anything close to the words king and conscious close together I just go TARSUS?!?
#bc I’m a little freak#also. not true I also know amok time#but other than that I know maybe half titles. and I cannot ID what ep that is#like. they’re long and I’m dumb#I’ve seen maybe half of tos#like. what’s the ep with bones going into the past and Spock and Kirk meet and important woman who has to die#I love that ep. fucking don’t know what it’s called#is that city on the edge of tomorrow#is that even an episode?#my brain apparently only remembers doctor who episode titles I’m sorry#also I love that ep mainly bc is so funny to me when Kirk finally spots bones from the other side of the road or whatever#and he just screams right in Edith (?)’s ear for Spock#like SPOCK like. idk cracks me up every time#anyways thinking about Star Trek again
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me: gripping trees for support on the hiking trail because I took everyone’s advice to touch grass
my brain every time without fail:
#they filmed it *literally* in my neck of the woods so maybe I'll start IDing plants in baller scenes like this. call that Supernaturalism#dean winchester#supernatural#spn#spn crack#mine
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no see results option. if the poll doesn't apply to you skip it and/or check back later!!
*by this i mean: the dough/batter of the recipe called for eggs, and you cracked them into a bowl or whatever (mixed in other wet ingredients as necessary), then set the container to the side after incorporating them into the dry ingredients to use whatever's left for an egg wash. i guess this also means you didn't use a spatula for this part? could go either way?
#needs must say things#im wondering bc i mostly just skip the egg wash#will do option 3 if i think of it#will do option 2 if the recipe specifically calls for that type of wash... most of the time lol#but i don't bake much so i don't know about like. the true impact of the egg wash#always assumed it was just for the visual aesthetic and therefore immensely skippable#anyway pls reblog bc im curious to see ppls answers!!! but fine if not lol life goes on#cracking an egg just for an egg wash just feels wasteful and too annoying lol. of course you could save the leftover for something but why#go through all that#my thoughts! id like to see other ppls'!!#ok i need to go to sleep now lol#baking#egg wash#just realised i forgot a 'skip it entirely' option...... kill me
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#i ended up going back to work today and kinda wish i didnt#i hvnt fully recovered#i had sm coughing fits my line mnager started cracking jokes#and at one point i hd tears steaming down my face omg so embarrassing#but also if i didnt go in i wudve been screwed over - sm had piled up that other ppl cudnt do#so i had my teaching session for the uni students and also#there was a major deadline that was due in today??? and no one told me even tho id been asking about it before my role started#and if i missed it the next opportunity to get this type of project done wudve been in 2 years#but niw that ive gone back into work i cant call in sick again tomorrow 🥲 and im on the late shift so itll orobs end up being 12 hrs#this sucks#i feel so crap
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no offense but ppl who with their whole chests thought we were getting Ahab Outis instead of Ahab Ishmael after an ENTIRE CANTO detailing how they’re (Ish and Ahab) the same need a fucking reality check on god 😭😭😭
#like crack?????? is it crack you smoke????????#like I agree Outis needs more identities but Ahab was never going to her sorry about it#lol lol lmao at calling it the ‘perfect’ id for Outis like DID YOU NOT READ THE FUCKING CHAPTER????????#the thirst manifesto
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“why is wriothesley calling the palais mermonia a bakery..?”
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I think my neighbors dogs got one of my cats.
#i left the door cracked on accident and when i came home his dogs were all in my house and sunchip was nowhere to be found#theyve tried to jump on sunchip before which is why i try to keep him inside#id call animal control but im not sure that sunchip is dead or just ran away and i dont think theyd do anything unless i could prove it
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i kind of love him
#LOOK OK#he says the most obscene shit but when he tgets called on it he's like. Im sorry :( sincerely and he looks down all regretful and shit#like. LMFAO#and then he goes right back to saying shit#i think it's The Brain damage he forgets he was supposed to be apologetic and immediately starts acting up again#that helmets probably the only thing holding his brain in place His skulls lookin#like cracked MUD#he is charming I humor him#OK! Thats what i had to say Haters are going 2 hate on me and OFC this shit doesnt fly in rea life#if i ever met him id punch him in the teeth and then get sent to jail for murder or some shit because That's all itd take to kill him probs#my ramblings#NO I NEVER EVER FUCKING SAY THAT SOTP IT!#my rambles#homestuck#also i can abrely understand a word this guy says
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ysee one of the worst parts about both wanting to keep your art accessible and also really liking weird fashion is having to figure out how in gods name to describe some of it
#im gonna go ahead and wait til tomorrow to write an id#so if anyone wants to go to the last wip i posted and take a crack at figuring out what to call any of that be my guest#doc talks
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On the one hand I haven't eaten anything today and that's definitely a failure by rehab standards, on the other hand I ate an entire 2000 calories yesterday and if I eat anything right now I think I might throw up. So.
I guess it is what it is. I just want to be a normal person who eats normal amounts of food. Why is that so damn hard?
#i made a joke to my grandma the other day about slowly starving to death#and she said back 'youd think youd be thinner then'#and i know she didn't mean for that to matter to me like it did but like#that's what everyone says#no one ever believes that i simply dont eat#they look at me and they think to themselves#thats someone who must eat a lot who must love food who must get plenty and need to cut back#and it has simply never occurred to someone from looking at me that i fight tooth and fucking nail#just to crack 800 calories a day#never not once not in 15 years but it's been true that long#and its so exhausting to be called a liar to be told i need to be more honest in my food diary to be told to eat better#like bitch if i were eating for me do you think id eat this shit?????#no i eat what i do because im desperately trying to pack in enough calories in a day and i know i physically cant eat enough#if i were eating for me it would be all#carrots and berries and woodland forage shit like some fucking rabbit and id only ever manage like 400 calories a day and id be dead by now#i dunno man i just get so tired i try so hard to do as im told to eat to sleep to shower to take my meds to function but i just#i just can't man#i often think about the fact that im probably just fighting the inevitably institutionalization that has been waiting for me since age 14#but whatever
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Feeling very conflicted about things 😕
#bf trouble unfortunately#i draw the line at not taking action/responsibility when it comes to mental health things#he's not been feeling great but he's just not spoken about it to the person who is like mentoring him.#to me that's not acceptable he cannot complain in my texts every day and then NOT take action#I'll listen to him and be there for him but it's not okay for him to only talk about it with me and not that person.#i cannot carry that load i cant even carry my own#and from the beginning we've agreed that id be honest about how i feel + always talk to my housementor and work towards therapy#he cant just not do anything#plus on monday he did something inappropriate and then proceeded like it was normal even when i obviously felt v uncomfortable...#ever since the holiday something's cracked and i think it'll take a lot of talking to patch it#he is sweetnatured but also misses some essential life skills and is often too eager..#i felt so safe w him for ages but that's kind of gone away now 😕#i called him tonight abt his mental health bc he was basically just whining in my texts several times a day#and then not talking to that person and i was getting mad tbh. like he was whining about his mum and stuff.#like. bro i get it but i dont.#doesnt feel nice to call him out like that but i did my best to not like attack him.
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ive just accepted im just never going to fit cleanly into any label or community ever
#blaire.txt#vent incoming sorry ik this is probably really annoying#and im also sorry if this comes off insensitive or ''i have it SO hard'' i dont mean to be like that#but just. no matter how my identity rolls out i always feel like an imposter in some way#when i ided as a lesbian i already knew i was nonbinary and despite my yearning to experience it; i never knew and will never experience#being a lesbian and a binary woman. and ofc when i ided as a nonbinary lesbian was during that whole bullshit ''nonbinary people cant be#lesbians'' debate that resurfaced so that didnt fucking help#but im not a lesbian im bi so that was easy i guess. or easier#not being binary or very knowledgeable on queer history (tbh i want to change this im not proud of that) and having not participated in#many pride events and queer spaces irl (due to uh. yunno. Covid lol)#has like really made me feel like an imposter that just doesnt fit in anywhere#and now coming to terms with me being transmasc and having a strong attraction towards men and nonbinary folks has really uh. shaken things#up#and not fully in a good way bc its left me scrambling to put together the pieces#its left me in sooooooooooooo much distress i feel like so sick over it#its. not fun. esp bc im still pre-op so very girlish in appearance and voice eugh#and on top of that im also still nonbinary and do feel more neutral/androgynous some days and also consider myself gnc bc i like feminine#clothes and stuff so like. AUGH! and im also fucking 5'1-2 so no matter if i bind or get top surgery or etc i dont think ill ever pass as#not a girl so . pain!#and even saying all that makes me feel guilty bc its like. is that just internalized misogyny? am i misogynistic for feeling this way? and#IK IN MY RATIONAL MIND THATS BULLSHIT AND THIS IS *ONLY* ABT ME NOT OTHER TRANSMASCS AND NBLMS/MLMS TO BE CLEAR#im just an anxious mess with ocd and anxiety in general that just loooooooooooves latching onto bullshit like this to prove im predatory or#weird. also other ocd themes dont fucking help?#idk ill shut up now i need to be on a call but just like. its painful bc i dont feel like i fit into any queer communities lol#this also applies to disability stuff but im NOT cracking that can of worms open today sorry#ok gopdbye for now . responses are ok btw but also no pressure im kinda just emptying my head lol#vent#rant#ask to tag
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i did some beyond the map border shenanigans, and i discovered something that's either really wholesome or really creepy depending on how you want to look at it
i might be very far from the first one to discover this, but if you open the camera while paimon's trying to take you back within bounds (asuming you're not in a stance that keeps you from opening it like swimming or something), paimon stays onscreen and keeps moving like she does in the paimon menu. but if you move the camera so that it's looking at her from the side, she'll turn to face the camera and do her little wave.
now i don't think they'll do it, but... if genshin pulls some "you, the player" thing endgame... honestly i would be interested in seeing how they pull it off
#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo,ide yo !!#what if paimon is like the monika of genshin impact#where she's the only one with true sentience and everyone else is just part of the game#what if that's why she still calls you “traveler” even after the we will be reunited quest#because “aether”/“lumine” is just a vessel that the player controls. paimon wouldn't know your true name so she just calls you traveler#this is a crack theory btw if that wasn't obvious#and it's much more likely that the traveler either asked her to keep calling them that#or that she got the hint early on that the traveler didn't want to use their real name for whatever reason#but if by some wild coincidence my theory is true. then that might make her increasing insecurity in recent archon quests more impactful#she's probably the “if i can't do my job then i'm literally worthless” type#and she'd probably be really mentally exhausted after having to talk to countless preprogrammed “people” and pretend they're real#which makes the possibility of her doing something unhinged to keep the traveler from leaving... concerningly high. as if it wasn't already#what if in endgame there's a scene where we're in the abyss and paimon,presumably having destroyed the rest of the game,#finally addresses the player directly. what if she /is/ the sustainer and the “arrogation” mentioned in the opening cutscene is-#- doing as you please in a video game world
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