#id call this crack

[daemon-in-my-head]

Let's say, Durge somehow defies daddy Bhaal and Gortash does not bite the grass.

Let's say, despite tireless efforts Bhaal doesn't rly like letting go of his kids, esp not those crafted from his own flesh and blood.

Let's also say, Gortash, the mad unethical scientist, would find 'ways' for Durge to get rid of the burden that is their Bhaalspawn body (essence may be gone but that body still Bhaals property technically).

And now, cuz I'm feeling funny, what if the Steelwatch and the whole consciousness/souls bit Gortash got going on is precisely with that in mind? After all, Gortash is a tyrant obsessed with freedom. And Durge is his equal. So of course he'd assist in their escape from their own hell, too. And if what they need is a new vessel to store their consciousness, well, Gortash and his mechanical puppets are happy to oblige.

I'm onto smth I know it (and this is definitely not just a scrapped ending that I've been reconsidering again)

[tango-but-everywhere]

Getting information outta the Lackey

Pearl, season 9 episode 48

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 9, taken within the burning dark of decked out. They’re at the entrance to the maze that makes up the level, which is ancient city-like. Tango is crouching and looking up at the viewer, Pearl, who is perched at least a block above, though possibly on a wall. He’s in his full decked out outfit, lackey edition - no elytra, no armour, not holding any items, nothing, just the hood and the skin. Since it’s Pearl’s pov, she on the other hand is holding the guide map, some berries, and her hotbar’s almost full; a key, basalt, her artefact compass, pork chops, coins, crowns and frost embers. End ID]

[deancasforcutie]

me: gripping trees for support on the hiking trail because I took everyone’s advice to touch grass

my brain every time without fail:

[roses-and-elixir]

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[queenofnohr]

no offense but ppl who with their whole chests thought we were getting Ahab Outis instead of Ahab Ishmael after an ENTIRE CANTO detailing how they’re (Ish and Ahab) the same need a fucking reality check on god 😭😭😭

[diiluvies]

“why is wriothesley calling the palais mermonia a bakery..?”

[tony-hawks-underground]

I think my neighbors dogs got one of my cats.

[eebie]

i kind of love him

[razzafrazzle]

ysee one of the worst parts about both wanting to keep your art accessible and also really liking weird fashion is having to figure out how in gods name to describe some of it

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

On the one hand I haven't eaten anything today and that's definitely a failure by rehab standards, on the other hand I ate an entire 2000 calories yesterday and if I eat anything right now I think I might throw up. So.

I guess it is what it is. I just want to be a normal person who eats normal amounts of food. Why is that so damn hard?

[nature-played-a-trick-on-me]

Feeling very conflicted about things 😕

[medicasino]

ive just accepted im just never going to fit cleanly into any label or community ever

[rubys-domain]

i did some beyond the map border shenanigans, and i discovered something that's either really wholesome or really creepy depending on how you want to look at it

i might be very far from the first one to discover this, but if you open the camera while paimon's trying to take you back within bounds (asuming you're not in a stance that keeps you from opening it like swimming or something), paimon stays onscreen and keeps moving like she does in the paimon menu. but if you move the camera so that it's looking at her from the side, she'll turn to face the camera and do her little wave.

now i don't think they'll do it, but... if genshin pulls some "you, the player" thing endgame... honestly i would be interested in seeing how they pull it off

[hischierlovebot]

I honestly think anyone calling someone playing through their injuries a 'warrior' should eat a fucking puck for breakfast. Those people have decades in front of them and the people around them are hired to yes, take the team to the cup, but also take care of them and just???? Everyone allowing someone to play through their injuries like that should be fired and blacklisted

Then again, that would mean there is someone in that fucking organisation that gives a flying fuck about the players as people and not exchangeable pieces that are easily replaceable by virtue of having a well oiled machine that supplies them with an endless source of teens to be broken in the future

[july-19th-club]

we got like seven enormous boxes of donations in at work also and in one of them was a novel i last read in FIFTH grade which was about this girl who was so incredibly shy that her family literally stopped seeing her and when she was functionally invisible she retreated into passageways and crawl spaces inside the home and lived there for five years until she fell in love with this guy via letter-writing and then she came back out of the wall and by that point her mother thought she was dead and on re-reading it this evening it's occurred to me that miss anna. making clothes in the walls. you are an autistic legend

[nomaishuttle]

bedtime i surpose.. i loves you all mwhamwhamaha. ok bye