#id 1

[cherries-in-wine]

I find it so funny when Astoria or Lewyn pop up out of nowhere whenever mc fucks up like WOW I would assume being alive for centuries would make you a little less unemployed like you two desperately need a job that's not terrorising a poor highschool kid.

Honestly MC has more patience than me by now I would've set the entire town on fire for real just out of spite.

[kenobihater]

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[u3pxx]

sorry everyone im back on my shitpost elysium bullshit

from this one sorry i read the word swing and blacked out

[catmask]

okay i think i am learning.... something

[caffstrink]

Girl piece

[bloom161]

This might be a hot take but can Mrs.Flood just be Mrs.Flood who knows what a TARDIS is cause she lived in London all her life, where alien shit is happening at least once a year and is always accompanied by the doctor and a strange police box.

Yk the doc aren’t as subtle as they think they are, word gets around as to what the box actually is.

[leclerking]

"he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a child" "he's a—

[sluparchives]

this pup's favorite food is seeds/popcorn plants! they like slime mold, bubblefruit, and centipedes as well.

they don't like fire eggs, lilypucks, gooieducks, and hazers. they *hate* dandelion peaches.

[cornchrunchie]

Well, maybe there is something to be said for shades of grey.

[nonasbirthday]

Clear as mud! But I expect nothing less from a Homestuck 🫡

[cherries-in-wine]

So here's the deal with immortal desires book 2:

(spoilers ahead)

Why are we acting like the confession and shit never happened in book 1 like mc confessed their love and it was mutual so why is there still a will they won't they going on like bitch they already did.

I think there is a little bit of a clash between the polyamory and the monogamy fans because the monogamy fans are constantly being pushed into this weird love triangle situation even if they're only romancing one LI and the polyamory fans keep getting told that they have to pick one of them. In my opinion Cas and Gabe definetly have an enemies to lovers energy to them with their little banters and competitive rivalries. Honestly I think that choices wrote immortal desires as a twilight/vampire diaries kinda love triangle with the "oh teenager with a single parent moves into a small town and gets thrown into the vampire mess of it all who will she pick the golden retriever or the black cat??!!" I feel like the book could've been more fun if they leaned into the whole messy ass teen love triangle a bit more but book 2 especially is trying to be more serious so I guess it makes sense they didn't do that.

I was a bit disappointed and confused with Cas being so closed off and just storming off butt hurt because of some very minor argument but looking at it now it does make a lot of sense as Cas thinks that he isn't good enough for mc and that they're better off with gabe.

Now onto his back story so....uh I mean I get it but also I'm little underwhelmed and disappointed. Maybe because I've read much better backstories here on Tumblr but I think it could've been so much better. It makes sense he's a foster kid but I wish he was more of a loser like maybe no dyed hair, no piercings, no chains and no leather jacket- a more insecure cas that hasn't yet discovered a sense of self would've made more sense and it would show us how he's changed and more confident as a vampire also it would explain the bullying a little better. I wish we would've gotten more of the vampires that advocated for him getting turned more in book 1 like scenes of them being protective over Cas and defending him etc. but I guess it makes sense they weren't present since initially immortal desires was a stand alone. His backstory also introduces a lot of plot holes because it definitely hasn't been long enough since he went to high school as a human for all the human teachers etc to be dead so like how is no one recognising this dude?

I've talked about this before but it just feels like a repeat of book one a lot so I'm scared we're getting the same not-much-happens-in-the-first-9-chapters-then-the-plot-slaps-you-hard-followed-by-a-half-assed-ending

[nibeul]

staff polaroids

[id in alt]

[dragon-spaghetti]

The trio ever 😤

(Please click for better quality!!)

[inkskinned]

they want to talk about mental illness and acceptance and how everyone is a little ocd it's cute and quirky and their "intrusive thoughts" are about cutting their hair off and you say yours are about taking a razorblade to your eye and they say ew can you not and everyone is a little adhd sometimes! except if you're late it's a personality flaw and it's because you are careless and cruel (and someone else with adhd mentions they can be on time, so why can't you?) and it's not an eating disorder if it's girl dinner! it's not mania if it's girl math! what do you mean you blew all of your savings on nonrefundable plane tickets for a plane you didn't even end up taking. what do you mean that you are afraid of eating. get over it. they roll their little lips up into a sneer. can you not, like, trauma dump?

they love it on them they like to wear pieces of your suffering like jewels so that it hangs off their tongue in rapiers. they are allowed to arm-chair diagnose and cherrypick their poisons but you can't ever miss too many showers because that's, like, "fuckken gross?" so anyone mean is a narcissist. so anyone with visual tics is clearly faking it and is so cringe. but they get to scream and hit customer service employees because well, i got overwhelmed.

you keep seeing these posts about how people pleasers are "inherently manipulative" and how it's totally unfair behavior. but you are a people pleaser, you have an ingrained fawn response. in the comments, you have typed and deleted the words just because it is technically true does not make it an empathetic or kind reading of the reaction about one million times. it is technically accurate, after all. you think of catholic guilt, how sometimes you feel bad when doing a good deed because the sense of pride you get from acting kind - that pride is a sin. the word "manipulation" is not without bias or stigma attached to it. many people with the fawn response are direct victims of someone who was malignantly manipulative. calling the victims manipulative too is an unfair and unkind reading of the situation. it would be better and more empathetic to say it is safety-seeking or connection-seeking behavior. yes, it can be toxic. no, in general it is not intended to be toxic. there is no reason to make mentally ill people feel worse for what we undergo.

you type why is everyone so quick to turn on someone showing clear signs of trauma but you already know the fucking answer, so what's the point of bothering. you kind of hate those this is what anxiety looks like! infographics because at this point you're so good at white-knuckling through a severe panic attack that people just think you're stoic. even people who know the situation sometimes comment you just don't seem depressed. and you're not a 9 year old white kid so there's no way you're on the spectrum, you're not obsessed with trains and you were never a good mathematician. okay then.

mental illness is trending. in 2012 tumblr said don't romanticize our symptoms but to be fair tiktok didn't exist yet. there's these series of videos where someone pretends to be "the most boring person on earth" and is just being a normal fucking person, which makes your skin crawl, because that probably means you are boring. your friend reads aloud a profile from tinder - no depressed bitches i fucking hate that mental illness crap. your father says that medication never actually works.

you still haven't told your grandmother that you're in therapy. despite everything (and the fact it's helping): you just don't want her to see you differently.

[napping-sapphic]

tbh if a girl fell asleep on me she’s getting the full cat experience like i’d die before disturbing you “oh just wake me up” like stfu no i will sit there with my locked up joints for hours making this face at you🥺