#ice is tired™️

[wearerandomlyyours]

Ice: *Distracted* Mav, where are you headed, sweetheart?

Mav: *deranged giggle* I'm celebrating the Ides of March!

Ice: Okay, have fun.

*Ten seconds later*

Ice: He had a knife, didn't he.

Slider: *sips his coffee* He did, indeed.

[pollyna]

au in which the day Ice receives the news about the cancer is the day Mav gets shot down the sky, for the millionth time, and the day Bradley finally picks up the phone only to tell him to go fuck himself and that he hates him, once again. All he can do is sit in the middle of the hallway of a hospital he doesn't remember the name of and try to nor scream until he collapses. Maybe when he is going to wake the whole day, it is going to be just the aftertaste of a bad dream.

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

💢  :    your  muse  picks  mine  up   &   carries  them  over  their  shoulder - Danny @ Robin

𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍     [   𝐀   𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋   𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄   ]  . ═══ MODERN VERSE ═══

"Oh that is IT!" The comment about him being a twink finally caused a cord to snap in his brain and he stood up from the couch while quickly shedding the shared blanket. Robin gazed down to Danny for a moment before he bent down and scooped him up like a bride before deciding against it and tossed him over his shoulder much like a sac of potatoes.

"Little asshole," he grumbled while carrying his boyfriend to their room with ease, tossing him onto the bed so he bounced. He shut the door behind him and folded his arms, "Say it again, I DARE you!"

[dxncingxqueen]

[TEXT] - you’re gonna laugh, but can you pick me up at the police station? //okay but from kaz because hes a Disaster lmao

It takes her a full fifteen seconds to take in what has just been sent to her. She reads over the text again. Then again.

…….sigh. Maybe she was dreaming too hard when she imagined a peaceful day today.

[Text: Kaz 🔧]: so is this the part where I laugh or

[meangirls-imagines]

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Regina George

My Girl

Regina is possessive over what's hers.

There For You

Janis and Regina help Reader get over a bad breakup, revealing their feelings for them. (Y/N goes by they/them pronouns in this one.)

Fire and Ice

Regina and Reader are the school's power couple. Everyone thinks Regina is the top. Oh, how wrong they are.

Sabotage

Reader finds out Cady is sabotaging her girlfriend and making her insecure so she takes revenge into her own hands.

Used To It

Regina isn't used to being loved. She gets overwhelmed when she starts dating Reader and getting treated like she's supposed to.

Protective

Regina's girlfriend is tired of the rumors of her girlfriend. She takes matters into her hands to stop them.

Ruin Me +

Regina gets railed by reader and gets adDICKted very fast.

Regina George is a Bottom +

Regina is fed up with not being able to crack Reader, however, she soon discovers that she would be the one to crack pretty soon.

Sex Education +

Regina becomes obsessed with Reader. She jumps on an opportunity that arises and makes Reader hers.

Revenge of the Nerds (but hotter)

Regina and Reader are complete opposites, but that's why they work. Shane Oman looks to ruin that, but fails.

Regina's Protector

Reader is usually a calm and collected person. Cady Heron quickly realizes that messing with Y/N and her girlfriend is social suicide.

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowgirl('s abs) +

Regina George being a bottom. That's all.

Jealous, much? +

Regina and Reader are FWB. When Reader stops the arrangement for another girl, Regina feels a hole in her heart form.

Rest and Relaxation

Regina notices her girlfriend overworking herself and takes charge of the "Take Care of Y/N" committee.

A (Different) Cautionary Tale

The story of Mean Girls (2024) with a twist.

Karen Shetty

Study Break? +

Reader has to tutor Karen. Study sessions become steamy VERY quick.

Fun Size

Karen's girlfriend is short. She's tired of it.

First Date Feelings

Karen and Reader go out on their first date.

Gretchen Wieners

Please Be Mine

Gretchen and Y/N had been best friends forever. Feelings grow, Gretchen gets a boyfriend, and everything goes downhill.

Spicy Sick Days

Y/N catches the flu. Gretchen takes care of them. (In more ways than one)

Cady Heron

Stupid With Love (Literally)

Cady Heron is new. Y/N Y/L/N is smitten.

Janis 'Imi'ike

Life Imitates Art

Janis has loved Y/N forever. Y/N has loved Janis forever. Their friends meddle and it's the start of a beautiful relationship.

There For You

Janis and Regina help Reader get over a bad breakup, revealing their feelings for them. (Y/N goes by they/them pronouns in this one.)

Reneè Rapp

On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink

Reneè is off filming Mean Girls and misses her gf. The cast gets together for the cutest surprise.

You're Sick

Reader gets sick. Reneè takes care of her girl.

Forever Will Last

Reader and Reneè hit a rough patch after the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.

Coachella Diaries

Reader supports Reneè at Coachella

Leighton Murray

Frat Parties Suck

It's basically that episode of SLOCG where Leighton and Alicia kiss for the first time but reader replaces Alicia.

Best Friends?

Leighton and Reader have been best friends since forever and both fall in love with each other. Tension rises when Leighton gets back with Alicia and Reader finally reaches the breaking point.

Leap of Faith

Part 2 to "Best Friends?" The roommates call an audible when they see how much the aftermath of the Incident™️ is affecting both girls. Help comes in the form of the Murray family.

Savior

Leighton meets reader in her math class and is instantly smitten. However, as weeks go on, Leighton sees that the reader's kindness is getting taken advantage of, causing her girl to burn out. Leighton takes matters into her own hands.

Hydrate or Diedrate

Leighton and Tatum's girlfriend gets a bad case of heatstroke during track practice. Her two favorite blondes take care of her.

Gaydar Issues

Leighton doesn't really know how to talk to girls. She made the mistake of failing to talk to Reader in front of Bela, which leads to a very awkward intervention.

[occasionallycoinpin]

Occasionally Coinpin 100

A million beautiful stars in the sky,

Yet you’re the only one that catches my eye

yapping down below

putting this at the top so people actually read it: occasionally coinpin will be going on a short break! don’t worry, not a multi-month hussie-tier hiatus or anything, just a couple days for me to catch my breath, and then ocp will be back in full swing. doing anything for three months straight will tire you out (plus i’ve started getting this weird cramp in my arm so :p)

i feel as though 3 months isn’t really enough time to start getting sentimental. but, 100 is a big milestone, we’re out of the double digits, so i’ll say something at least

when i first started this little side blog, i didn’t really think anyone would pay attention to it. clearly, the (currently) 235 of you disagree with that notion. knowing that ive given at least one person, let alone hundreds, a smile on their face is one of the best feelings in the world, and i’m so grateful for everyone who’s supported this little project of mine

whether you’ve been here since the single digits, or if you just showed up right now, thanks for giving my silly drawings the time of day

here’s to 100 more coinpins 🥂

now with the sappy stuff outta the way, its time for some ocp fun factz™️!

The current OCP with the most notes is OCP 94 (“spahc”), which recently beat out both OCP 76 (“Pride”) and OCP 78 (“Mario Party”). I’m not sure how to feel about this

OCP 70 (“Detachment”) was originally supposed to be a continuation of the previous two (do the math). Pin was going to scare Coiny with… something, but I couldn’t get the joke to land the way I wanted it to, so I scrapped it and went with something based on BFDIA 12 instead

The longest gap between Fear Garden posts was between OCP 62 (“Vessel Reveal”) and OCP 99 (“I.D.F.B.”) with a gap of 36. The shortest was between (most of) the posts for FG week, in which OCP 55 (“Hi Scarlet”) to OCP 60 (“Fear the Garden”) were all posted back-to-back for a gap of 0

Speaking of Fear Garden, while I said OCP 8 (“Remembrance”) was the reread edition, I had actually reread FG sometime before that point. In fact, that reread was what inspired me to make Occasionally Coinpin in the first place! Thanks, Ice

you may have noticed that i’ve been referring to the ocps using titles here. i recently (last night) decided to retroactively give all of them titles. as a nice little bonus for every hundred milestone, i’ll drop the ocp titles as a bonus :)

have a good day, and a good night

[paxdracona]

Shenanigans™️ of the Slider-and-Mav-heckling-one-another variety are occurring in the bg and Ice is Tired. 3 seconds till escalation, if Ice's predictions are correct (they are.)

[yesiknowimshort]

batboys as moments ™️ i’ve had with my 6 bothers:

dick flicked water at tim while brushing their teeth, so when dick left the bathroom for moment tim, filled with silent rage, wet the floor causing dick to slip and cut his foot open on the shower door.

damian threw a rock at the back of tim’s head so now he need stitches.

dick let jason’s friend (roy) get blamed for the hole in the wall dick caused while roller blading inside when he was home alone.

duke was swinging a bowl around like the love interest in a romance movie and put a hole in the wall.

18 year old (tim) sling tackles 12 year old (damian) on concrete for calling them a failure that will amount to nothing.

tim and duke accidentally roll a loader tire into a random person’s car.

there’s an edge of a particular wall where the paint has rubbed off bc the boys use it as the designated back scratcher like bears.

dick didn’t catch the one year old (lizzie) rolling out of his arms and off the couch.

slap each other so hard there’s red marks —just for the lols.

constantly walking around the house naked (dick).

jason picks the lock on the bathroom door when someone else is showering just to take a drink from the bathroom tap (we have a fridge with a water and ice dispenser) “because it tastes better”.

we get one (1) song each to add to the queue in the car and tim consistently chooses the eric cartman poker face cover.

robin dick ran around the house with a throw pillow down his pants to avoid the wooden spoon.

although everyone fights, there’s an unspoken rule that everyone is allowed to lay on each other to sleep in the car.

in the span of the first hour of getting the nintendo, someone’s profile was already called “mrdicknballs” (i honestly can’t decide who this would be but it would happen).

duke wore a paper mashe megamind head to school

robin jason’s favourite gag is to run down the hall with a full volume speaker, bust open the bedroom door, throw a yoga ball at the sleeping person (bruce) and then flicker the lights.

dick gave jason his flavoured water sashe he “didn’t want”, only for dick to snatch it back, pour it into a 2ltr drink bottle, take a single sip and then immediately pour it down the sink bc “yep, it still tastes bad”.

the game was throwing a rock in the air while in a huddle and running away before you got hit, but tim didn’t get the memo and stood still while the rock hit him (he needs more stitches).

dick round off back handspringed and absolutely flattened a kid caught in the crossfire.

tim held onto the garage door to see if it would actually lift him up; it did, and now he won’t let go.

[dallasgallant]

We’ll see how cake for breakfast turns out…

Was craving cake so I made one. I’ll put it in the fridge and everything (still loose it over pony calling it the ice box). Sadly don’t have Budweiser so I can’t do the full Twobit breakfast experience™️

Was a little worried as I was tired for a few days and not very passionate. Obsession is still strong I made a cake and instantly thought of them.

[siblingshuffle]

Sibling Shuffle Lore Facts

Heyyy

Sorry it’s been a little while longer than usual

I haven’t had a lot of time to work on The Darkman Problem (it IS still coming) but I feel a little bad that it’s taking so long when it’s ultimately like 3 panels that I just haven’t had much time to work on. I’ve got time right now, so it should be coming really soon, but, uh… yeah.

Anyway, have some lore in the meanwhile!

Rock has a room at Light Labs. He doesn’t stay often or for very long, but it means something to Rock that they have it at all. 

Roll knows how to roller-skate. Kalinka has been trying to teach her how to ice skate any time one of them visits the other. (They’re also ((kinda)) pen-pals for most of the year! And by that I mean they send frequent emails to one another.)

Tango has done that thing that cats do where they lay across your computer keys. To literally everyone at Light Labs. On many occasions. 

Bass is barred entry from every arcade and bowling alley in the city , following The Incident™️. He’s actually pretty proud, seeing this as an accomplishment.

Tempo lets Rhythm do her hair sometimes while she reads off memes or Reddit stories she thinks Rhythm would find funny.

Time Keeps Slipping still happens in this universe. Here, Blues was sent back to the lab after realizing he was running at like 12% battery (since he got that "weird/sometimes-painful sensation" in his left arm, and he usually gets that more often when he’s at a lower charge). That’s when he was stopped and taken by Oil Man, though, meaning Blues was exhausted and honestly not feeling too great for that arc.

Piano has a theory that Wily might have gotten her and Bass's IC chips mixed up while making them, but has too big of an ego to admit this mistake. She has one of those cork boards with pictures and red string all over about it. (Bass doesn’t really care.)

Beat can be carried like a basketball under one arm. This is usually when he’s in recharge mode (in which he can slide his wings inside of his body, thus letting him be carried like that more easily).

Power-saving mode will gradually disable non-essential functions in a Robot Master the closer they are to 0%, such as the ability to speak or eye-screens lighting up. They might move a bit slower than if they were functioning at 100% charge, and behave as though tired. Power-saving mode activates automatically in Robot Masters that find themselves at 20% charge or below.

Dr. Light and Dr. Wily both have “worlds best dad” mugs. The difference is, Light’s mug was a Father’s Day gift, and Wily bought the mug for himself.

[serialadoptersbracket]

Full Propaganda: Phoenix Wright

(Mod note: Also a shoutout to the submitter who begged me to use the beanie pic)

1. “This man cannot walk five feet without accidentally tripping over yet another new kid/teen sidekick.”

2. “his mentor dies leaving behind her teenage sister hes like 'my sister now' teenage sister's aunt is arrested, and her 9yo cousin needs looking after 'say no more' dudes entire career comes crashing down around him at the same time a dude abandons his daughter 'looks like i have a reason to live now'”

3. “Tired old man (he’s 35) single lawyer dad of two other lawyers and a famous magician. Absolutely unhinged but appears Normal™️. Constantly embarrasses himself and is routinely assaulted and verbally abused in court but wins all his cases anyway (and he only forged evidence like twice!). Runs his own law firm (possible front for adopting more children?) and has 100% faith in his kids and his clients (two categories that overlap wayyyy too often, he and his family are constantly being framed for murder). He has a dumb hairstyle and no one ever lets him forget it. Phoenix has eaten glass before and would probably do so again. He has also survived falling from a 40-foot burning bridge into an ice-cold river, being the victim of a hit-and-run, and nearly being executed by a foreign government twice. Plus he’s bisexual and suffers from gay angst disease. Phoenix Wright is God’s favorite and he should be yours too!”

4. “Phoenix will see a young person going through truama and be like: "Is anyone going to help them?" And then not wait for an answer.”

5. “He may have only legally adopted Trucy, but he in spirit adopted the others. Phoenix just sees a girl (and Apollo) wandering through life without a parent and goes “is anyone going to parent and raise this?” And then doesn’t wait for an answer”

6. “This man can't go one game in his series without finding a new young person in a desperate situation who he picks up and makes his personal responsibility. Textbook serial adopter.”

7. “Canon says he adopted Trucy. I will argue he’s also adopted Apollo for… various reasons, and if he’s adopted one lawyer why not adopt another? I can’t imagine he’d look at her and the dad instincts… didn’t kick in. He’s also an older brother figure to Maya if that means anything here”

8. “Phoenix legally adopted Trucy and has just been taking kids without parents into his law agency ever since. Also if you consider him and Edgeworth to be together, then Edgeworth also essentially adopted Kay Faraday, so that's another one right there.”

9. “He's a lawyer. He adopts a little sister after her sister (his boss) dies. His client runs out on him so he does the logical thing and adopts the daughter he left behind even as his life falls apart. He meets her biological brother and manipulates him into joining his found family. I have no idea how he met teenage Lawyer Athena but that's his daughter now too.”

[justsomekpopstuff]

ateez as a hockey team

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part 2 | part 3 | part 4

Seonghwa: forward, alternate captain, master of assists and setting the team up for success, is in charge of making sure everyone has their equipment, luggage, and snacks on road trips, cleans the locker rooms after every game

Hongjoong: forward, captain of the team, play-maker and goal-scorer, if you see one of his teammates goofing around, you can be sure he's somewhere on the bench with a look of Tired Parent™️ on his face, voted most trustworthy by his teammates

Yunho: defenseman, shit-stirrer #1, will ram you out of the way and smile while doing it, will be cheering on his team every moment he's on the ice, and can be heard by EVERYONE, the media team's favorite face for behind the scenes videos

Yeosang: backup goaltender, amazing in skill, sometimes lacking in focus, regularly gets caught completely zoned out on the bench, but once he's in net, he's honestly the scariest person on the team, goes viral on social media for his face and water bottle showers on the ice

San: defenseman, shit-stirrer #2, enforcer, the best at subtle cross-checks that don't get called, one of the hardest hitters on the team, capable of easily ramming people over, off-ice is one of the sweetest, spending most of his time off-ice taking selfies with fans

Mingi: starting goaltender, little weird but in the quiet subtle way, if you look closely you can see him dancing and singing to himself in between plays, has the weirdest warm-up rituals of headbutting his teammates, one of the scariest players aside from Yeosang

Wooyoung: forward, shit-stirrer #3, fastest skater on the team, will insult you and skate-skip away with a smile, will skate in circles around you to piss you off and sneak away before retaliation, and then immediately score on you, the Overly-Affectionate Teammate™️

Jongho: forward, youngest on the team which means he gets babied and roasted the most, top scorer on the team based on skill alone, most technically perfect on the team, gives the shortest interviews, Everyone's Favorite™️

[eoieopda]

Oo we doing horny headcanons at jade hq??? Okkkkk

Your thoughts on bts as needy/horny boyfriends while you’re a busy working independent woman lmao 👀

JADE HQ ☠️ omfg. love that, love you. let’s fuckin gooooo

namjoon is sending you the horniest poetry known to man. it’s all deep cuts that only he knows about. the authors he’s quoting have mostly been dead forever (and half of them were sapphic), but he’s got their eroticism locked and loaded. you ever receive audre lorde’s recreation as a sext? now you have! you’re rolling your eyes at that big-brained motherfucker, but you’ve also never been wetter, reading pablo neruda talk about… a whole almond??

seokjin commits to the bit. you’re in a meeting, receiving a photo series that tells a story. oh, there’s his lil smirking selca. then, his neck and — what’s this? bare collarbones? a photo of clothing left in a trail down the hallway in his apartment. an empty shower, water running. most maddening is the photo of a steamed up mirror where he’s written “you done yet?” in condensation because he knows 1) you’re not done, and 2) that you can just barely make out his reflection in the fog. bastard.

yoongi is subtle. he’s sending you context-free pics of him doing shit with his hands because he 👏🏻 knows 👏🏻. he absolutely did not need to show you the iced americano he’s holding, but he does need you to see how his hand wraps around it and makes the veins in his forearm stand out. in case you weren’t picking up the hints, he gets a little more blatant. it’s game over when you get the tangerine slice leaking juice all over his fingers. RIP to you, bestie.

hoseok is thankful you work from home because you’re both accessible and distractible. he knows you’re on a Teams meeting, and that he’s not visible on webcam from the other side of your laptop. you know that you have to control your expression when he’s walking around your apartment naked with a semi, like it’s just a normal monday afternoon for him. your coworkers wonder what tf is wrong with you when your pupils visibly dilate during a boring presentation, which you haven’t glanced down at for the duration.

jimin got tired of his whining going straight to voicemail, so he’s going straight to your office. security at the front desk doesn’t recognize him, but he walks with such confidence and determination that they don’t even question that he belongs there. and your secretary? well, they’re easily charmed — and jimin’s easily charming. he’ll be waiting for you to get back from whatever’s on your schedule. try and ignore him in person — see what happens 😌 rest assured, you’ll be cancelling your next appointment. something came up.

taehyung is the king of whimsical daytime nudes. he knows you hate unsolicited dick pics as a concept, so he’s going to find the stupidest, most creative ways to let you know what’s waiting for you when you come home from work. we’re talking shit taken on a self-timer, standing naked behind a potted plant, thick dick™️ peaking through the leaves. is it ridiculous, cracked, and kinda cringey? yup. is it effective? in a way that makes you question what’s wrong with you ✨

jungkook is impatient. you’re hard at work, typing furiously to meet a project deadline. meanwhile, he’s closing your laptop, ignoring your complaints, lifting your whole body out of your desk chair, and carrying you off to the nearest fuckable surface — couch, bed, counter, whatever. you can finish your shit when he takes a post-nut nap 💕

[therighthandofvengeance]

Just Some of Ivanova & Sheridan’s Peak Sibling Moments in Point of No Return:

MATTERS OF HONOR [S03E01]:

“You know, I’m getting a little tired of these unannounced visits by VIPs who will not tell us why they’re coming or what they’re gonna do when they get here.” “Well, leave it you to try and take all the fun out of life. I mean, come on, where’s your sense of mystery, of adventure?” “Are you trying to cheer me up?” “No, sir. Wouldn’t dream of it.” “Good. I hate being cheered up. It’s depressing.” “Well, in that case, we’re all gonna die horrible, painful, lingering deaths.” “Thank you. I feel so much better now.”

[shared looks while Mr. Endowi interrogates Delenn]

“Captain, you wanted to see me?” “Yes, Commander, um…. It’s gonna be difficult. Um, I haven’t had a chance to fill you in on everything until now, and I apologize for that. But from what I’ve just heard, we don’t have a lot of time. This is Marcus. He’s a—” “A ranger. They’ve been trained to fight the Shadows and keep an eye on what’s happening outside Babylon 5. The rangers in this area are under the direct control of you, Ambassador Delenn, and Garibaldi is functioning as your liaison. Did I leave anything out?” “Ah, when did you, how did you—” “Captain, the day something happens around here and I don’t know about it, worry.”

A DAY IN THE STRIFE [S03E03]:

“With all due respect, that was Grade-A Stupid. I mean, what if the guy would’ve gone for it? What if he would just have blown your brains all over the place? I mean, what if he— what’s that?” “Energy cap. I palmed it when I shoved the gun in his pocket.” “You are going to give me an ulcer.” “Okay, okay, next time I’ll give him a live gun. You really do want that promotion.” “Next time you’re gonna—”

“Always finding the good in every situation, eh, Captain?” “Absolutely. If I didn’t, I might end up like you.”

“I swear, if we live through this, somebody’s gonna find their automatic shower preferences reprogrammed for ice water.”

“Captain, you alright?” “Aw, nuts.” “What’s wrong? I mean, we survived.” “Right. Which means now I have to go back to that stupid transport association meeting. Oh well.” “If I live through this job, without completely losing my mind— it will be a miracle of biblical proportions.”

VOICES OF AUTHORITY [S03E05]:

“Look, I can’t make my appointment on Epsilon III. You’ll have to go in my place. Get the information and get back as soon as you can.” “Not a problem. Anything else you need?” “A glass of whiskey, a gun, and two bullets.” “Understood. I’ll call you when I get back.”

[Ivanova rolling her eyes while Sheridan kisses Julie Musante & Sheridan rolling his eyes while kissing Julie Musante, because of course this is the time Ivanova appears]

“My usual timing, sorry.”

“I can’t leave without an explanation, she’ll be all over me.” “Looks to me like she’s already all over you.”

“Good luck, Captain. I think you’re about to go where everyone has gone before.” “You—”

SIC TRANSIT VIR [S03E12]:

“Interested in a little dime-store psychoanalysis?” “No, I’m just baring my soul as a preface to asking you to give me some silverware.”

[Ivanova’s Interruption of The Almost-Kiss™️]

“Now, get the hell out of my chair.” “Yes, sir! And may I say, sir, from the bottom of my heart that you make an absolutely charming Centauri.”

A LATE DELIVERY FROM AVALON [S03E13]:

“And you have an idea.” “Always, commander. Always.”

[puff-cat]

Back again with another YGO au bc why not

FIGURE SKATING/HOCKEY AU

Atem and Seto are figure skating rivals and have been for YEARS. Seto has never bested Atem in scored competition, despite being able to do a quad axel and and other challenging combos with incredible stamina and power. Atem has artistry on his side, he’s more emotional and graceful when he skates. He doesn’t have the combos Seto does but his routines are technically PERFECT. This of course infuriates Seto to no end.

On the other end of things; hockey bros Joey, Tristan and Yugi. Yugi used to figure skate with Atem when they were young, (and has had a MASSIVE crush on him since then), but since making the change to hockey has been very sucessful at using his speed and smaller size to his advantage. Joey and Tristan will fight literally anyone if they so much as think about checking their little buddy. Ryou is the equipment manager for the team. He is Tired™️

Both groups share a rink, and Seto refuses to share the ice with anyone, especially the hockey players - “they’re nothing but apes” according to him, but Joey makes it his business to show up during Seto’s practice hours on purpose just to piss him off and occasionally offer “advice” which is really his way of flirting.

Endgame puzzle and puppyship obvi.

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

More ramblings about my disability under the cut sorry

So like

There really is an interesting kind of hell that comes with having something like interstitial cystitis because unless you’re extremely chill about TMI you’re robbed of your ability to even accurately explain your pain when people ask you why you’re so tired literally every time you meet, why you take so many days off work, why you have basically no hope for the future.

I usually lie and say I have chronic migraines because headaches aren’t embarrassing TMI. And then someone will be like oh I get those too! And it’s like 😬 because I’m lying. And also I’ve consequently never randomly met someone who does have IC because none of us will talk about it.

I know it’s not the hardest problem in the world but it does often feel like I’m the only one who has it. Even though more people have chronic bladder problems than a lot of other illnesses actually.

And yeah I’ve been so hostile to the idea of Community™️ lately because I have no idea how to find the solace of a Community ™️ for this particular problem. Online I guess but every time I try I run into people who are screaming into the void about their own *** ideation. I hardly begrudge them that since I literally do the same. But when I read that stuff I just see my past and future stretching out around me and I lose sight of the other person behind those painful words.

So yeah are there groups? I don’t know I don’t know. It’s like we are all on little deserted islands away from each other.

At least I actually named it instead of the shamefaced vagueness. I guess.