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ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

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something about lightbulbs just screams "put me in your mouth" it feels so natural. like smoking while pumping gas

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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

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~ Detective Comics (1937)

Riddler torturing Batman by nearly making him kill babies was not on my bingo card when I went looking for Tim's debut in Detective Comics. Bruce loves kids and babies so much, this is hell for him. (Also, the red is blood. Riddler poured the blood of his victims all over Batman) He calls the first one "sweetheart" and hold him so close. You cannot convince me Bruce wasn't trying his damn best not to cry both times.

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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him

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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

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Thee kiddos

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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I whent down another Scp rabbit hole after my last post and… reader aka (y/n) aka you is semi-cannon (scp-7069, S. Andrew Swann's Proposal scp-001, etc) so what I’m asking is why isn’t there more fanfiction abusing this fact? In fact why isn’t there more cannon abusing this fact? there even a reason? Am I just stupid?

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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

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Googled the cps phone number to ask them to come and take me away but I’m dyslexic and so now I’m stuck in a bedroom like cell labeled pending/Euclid wtf

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The many ways I've seen artists depict Kenny's muffled speech

*transcripts/translations may or may not be provided for these

**a combination of two or more methods is also possible

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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Here's my latest Muppet Princess Bride drawing! There's some roles in the Princess Bride that seem like they were tailor-made for a Muppet version, like Statler and Waldorf as the Ancient Booer. I knew I wanted them in this role, but it took me ages to figure out a good line for them. Shout-out to my friends for helping me workshop the dialogue for this one (Special shout-out to Jen Yates of Epbot for easing my mind that I was on the right track with this joke to begin with).

Piggy of course, would normally not take this kind of trash talk lying down, but she is a professional actress who wouldn't dream of breaking character on set... that's what she claims anyways.