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Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line

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Any jrwieners?

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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

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Inside each person

There's a hole

And somehow there

Resides a soul.

Within that soul is light and dark

A whispering wimper

A belligerent bark

Inside ourselves

Two wolves run amok

And then the wolves

Begin to fuck

[Author's Note: Hey guys, here’s some poetry I wrote :-). My first post on tumblr. More used to reddit but we’ll see how this goes.]

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hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

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crying

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

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people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

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Lamo ppl are liking this a lot uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I also to Jrwi x readers over at @jrweader so um… if you like this there is more over there I mostly do x readers but if you want to request head cannon charts like this um.. do that I just really like writing ❤️

I was talking with a friend about things the PD crew whould do at a skate park because we we’re talking about a PD oc of mine and is she whould be a skate border (the resulting conclusion was yes btw) and so I made a list/head cannons about what they would do

Starting off strong with Ashe winters

Obviously the heelies there is a surprise if amount you can do with them at a skate park

But

I think Ashe whould fuck up a trick bike

Like one of the small weird ones

Like just amazing 10/10 skills

He plastered that fucker with stickers and protection Sigils

Also probably put protective sigils on the gangs stuff to

Picked up a few skate boarding tricks from Dakota

Dakota cole

Skateboard

Like it’s cannon that dudes a skateboarder

And he’s been doing it for a loooooonnnnggggg time to

Bro knows like one million tricks

He’s one of the guys at the skate park no one really ap riches bc he is RIPPING that shit up

He could probably go competitively but he just thinks of it as a funn thing he can do

Not that he doesn’t know how good he is

He KNOWS

He just is a bit humble about it

Vyncent

Parcor

I have no clue if I spelt that right and I don’t care

I what he’s competitive parcore tag on tv once and I’m just thinking

My boy Vyncent would like this

He is running doing flips off the side of the bowl and stuff

He’s playing tag but no one else is

He is tackling his friends of there wheels

But it’s all in good fun

Unless he does it right before they land a big trick

But yeah parkore and dogging skaters

Ppl are actually cheering him on tho it’s really fun to watch

William wisp

Me and my friend are not fully sure if it was cannon he rollerblade

If it is than he’s probably doing that

Occasionally testing ramps but never fully commit if

He’d also probably be the guy that scooters at a skate park (I hate him) (he just like me frfr)

And he is actually really good on it like he is flipping doing tricks going down ramps going up ramps

Dakota would try and teach him how to board and he struggles

Ashe would try and teach him to bike and he struggles

Vyncent would try to teach him a few tricks and he struggles

Any way it goes he eventually falls on his face and brakes his glasses and his nose and sucks and is a loser (I hate him) (/pos/ish)

I do think he would be the guy to protect the snacks and drinks at the side tho

He’s chill to sit on the side likes and watch ppl roll around

So uhhhh yeah that’s is and umm follow me and all my side blogs!💥💥❤️❤️💯💯

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wanted to mess around a little with perspective :-)

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So, okay, fun fact. When I was a freshman in high school… let me preface by saying my dad sent me to a private school and, like a bad organ transplant, it didn’t take. I was miserable, the student body hated me, I hated them, it was awful.

Okay, so, freshman year, I’m deep in my “everything sucks and I’m stuck with these assholes” mentality. My English teacher was a notorious hard-ass, let’s call him Mr. Hargrove. He was the guy every student prayed they didn’t get. And, on top of ALL OF THE SHIT I WAS ALREADY DEALING WITH, I had him for English.

One of the laborious assignments he gave us was to keep a daily journal. Daily! Not monthly or weekly. Fucking daily. Handwritten. And we had to turn it in every quarter and he fucking graded us. He graded us on a fucking journal.

All of my classmates wrote shit like what they did that day or whatever. But, I did not. No, sir. I decided to give the ol’ middle finger to the assignment and do my own shit.

So, for my daily journal entries, over the course of an entire year, I wrote a serialized story about a horde of man-eating slugs that invaded a small mining town. It was graphic, it was ridiculous, it was an epic feat of rebellion.

And Mr. Hargrove loved it.

It wasn’t just the journal. Every assignment he gave us, I tried to shit all over it. Every reading assignment, everyone gushed about how good it was, but I always had a negative take. Every writing assignment, people wrote boring prose, but I wrote cheesy limericks or pulp horror stories.

Then, one day, he read one of my essays to the class as an example of good writing. When a fellow student asked who wrote it, he said, “Some pipsqueak.”

And that’s when I had a revelation. He wanted to fight. And since all the other students were trying to kiss his ass, I was his only challenger.

Mr. Hargrove and I went head-to-head on every assignment, every conversation, every fucking thing. And he ate it up. And so did I.

One day, he read us a column from the Washington Post and asked the class what was wrong with it. Everyone chimed in with their dumbass takes, but I was the one who landed on Mr. Hargrove’s complaint: The reporter had BRAZENLY added the suffix “ize” to a verb.

That night I wrote a jokey letter to the reporter calling him out on the offense in which I added “ize” to every single verb. I gave it to Mr. Hargrove, who by then had become a friendly adversary, for a chuckle and he SENT IT TO THE REPORTER.

And, people… The reporter wrote back. And he said I was an exceptional student. Mr. Hargrove and I had a giggle about that because we both knew I was just being an asshole, but he and the reporter acknowledged I had a point.

And that was it. That was the moment. Not THAT EXACT moment, but that year with Mr. Hargrove taught me I had a knack for writing. And that knack was based in saying “fuck you” to authority. (The irony that someone in a position of authority helped me realize that is not lost on me.)

So, I can say without qualification that Mr. Hargrove is the reason I am now a professional writer. Yes, I do it for a living. And most of my stuff takes authorities of one kind or another to task.

Mr. Hargrove showed me my dissent was valid, my rebellion was righteous, and that killer slugs could bring a city to its knees. Someone just needs to write it.

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They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

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They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

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Tiny forest for your dash

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LAST DAY OF FLUFF WEEK(I AM SO BURNT OUT WITH PD (which is crazy as number three pd enjoyer) IM SORRY ITS LATE) (they are playing minecraft. btw)

i have gaming headcanons but i will be writing those later. maybe