#i've had birthday parties there

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

it's so jarring to me whenever i see people talk about the death of malls and how empty they are, because there remains one mall that's thriving and busy all the fucking time and it just so happens to be mine. i've been to a couple of other malls and every time it was just. jesus christ. where is everybody. like oh the malls are doing fine lol... no they aren't mine is just weird

[cleopatragirlie]

Anita Lane's voicemail, featured in 'O Wow, O Wow' by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds from their latest album 'Wild God'

[oceans-beloved]

Meme dump yayyy🥳✨️

(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)

[snazzydwarf]

Realised my pfp on discord is Cale while also having the nickname of Victorian Child.

It was meant to be~

[utilitycaster]

I don't begrudge anyone their campaign preferences, and I think there's plenty of valid reasons to like Campaign 3 the best and this is not directed at people who are genuinely having a great time with it, but it feels like virtually all the nostalgia and wishful thinking I see surrounding Campaign 3 is screaming "you guys want Campaign 2." You want more slow travel and downtime and interparty conversations and slow-burn romance? You wish their main focus was fighting governmental corruption? You want a party that only semi-settles down at the end and keeps adventuring and remains very close? You're frustrated by how everpresent and overarching the moon plot is? You miss when they were just fucking around in a city? I genuinely believe you want Campaign 2, or at best you love a specific ship or a character from Campaign 3 but aren't happy about basically anything else, and would vastly prefer the tone and events and plot of Campaign 2. And I don't really care if you watch Campaign 2, or if you think I'm being annoying here; I simply genuinely believe you'd be happier watching Campaign 2 than Campaign 3 and are so deep in a sunk cost fallacy well you can't see it.

[jimmyspades]

Have you ever ridden a horse before? Of course I have. Why? You look a little stiff. Don't worry about me, Denny, I've ridden plenty. Just like riding a bike, you never forget. When have you ridden a horse? When I was a kid. Where? At a party. A pony? No! ... I don't know. His name was Thunderclap. He had a hat with holes cut out for his ears. BOSTON LEGAL 5.06 "Happy Trails"

[malt-rants-and-stuff]

SORRY FOR GOING GHOST FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT YALL CRAZY SHIT HAPPENED AND IS STILL HAPPENING, BUT IGNORE THAT BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY IN TWO HOURS WOOOOOOO

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

Lmao my assistant manager quit bc I was "requesting too many days off"

[paris-geller-was-straightwashed]

I am about to say something that will probably put a giant fucking target above my head, but against all good reason - I fucking hate this whole 'gaylor' trend.

let's get the facts out right now: 1. I am a non-binary dyke, in case anyone wants to play the queerphobia card 2. I've been a fan of taylor since fearless first came out when I was 11 (before some of you had probably even reached double digits) and 3. yes, this is inspired by the recent ny times article.

honestly I'm usually too much of an old man to be interested in a lot of celebrity news, even for artists I like, so I generally stay clear, but this came through my morning news feed via, bizarrely, ctv (fucking ctv thought this was NEWSWORTHY enough to put on their site which is bonkers, and if you're not canadian, ctv is a nationwide news broadcaster). and it made me livid - because this has now far beyond stretched the line of acceptable.

fucking ny times. this would be perfectly expected for rags like daily soap dish or enquirer or some other bullshit circus, where they spend all their damn days crafting celebrity stories of who's secretly pregnant and who's getting an underground divorce. ny times, in case they fucking forgot, do still have some sort of legitimacy to their name, but I guess they decided they'd run out of enough stories to now outsource to conspiracy theory level fans who's parasocial relationships with their favourite celebrity reaches deity levels. dear ny times, there is actual news still happening in the world in case you're out of ideas.

putting aside this bizarre so called attempt at 'journalism', onto the second point - which is that this. is. gross!! I've had issues with the whole 'gaylor' thing since the start. we, as a fanbase, have seen taylor ripped apart and broken down by this intrusive and harmful celeb culture that analyzes her every move for who she might be seeing, who's she interested in, which male friend could be a potential partner, etc etc, over and over, and how it's been both damaging to her and her love life as she's said. fans have even criticized the media for it and said to leave taylor alone! but now, all of a sudden, just bc you're a fan or bc you're queer or both, it's okay??? it fucking boggles my mind when so-called 'gaylor' fans gush about her and her work, always at her defense and say they care about her, and then do this 180 where they partake in a super invasive thing at her expense and don't even blink an eye??? making your own guesses by yourself is one thing, but creating a whole plot around the fact of taylor secretly being gay and pushing her to come out is a whole other ballroom of nuts.

let's get this out onto the table - she hates this. she doesn't like that you guys do this. she's already stated so and you all keep doing it. just because you're replacing the male character with a female one doesn't mean shit when you're doing the same harmful activity, just switching pronouns. you're not subverting anything, in case any of you need to be told. as a queer fan, this is embarrassing. it is such a gross over-stepping of someone's private life, and now that the goddamn ny times have posted it about it, makes the behavior even more legitimized!! while nothing excuses homophobia, if taylor eventually starts distancing herself from anything and all things queer and starts pushing back, I don't want to see any fucking one of you crying bc it'd be your own damn fault.

thirdly, even if, even if, taylor was gay - it's none of our fucking business!!! it's like all you up and completely blanked out what it was like to be closeted. if you're staying closeted, it's because you're not ready to come out!!! you don't want to or it's not a good time for you or whatever there doesn't need to be any reason for why someone doesn't want to say they're gay!!! it's hard enough trying to make that choice, and then you have the rest of the whole world posting ''''articles'''' about your sexuality, putting a million pairs of eyes on you - fuck, that'd send me back ten more layers into the closet if it happened to me! it's super rude not only to discuss someone's sexuality like it's the weather over brunch, but even worse to demand they say something about it! this is queer etiquette 101 people - you don't run around gossiping about someone's sexuality bc whatever that person decides they doesn't need your fucking input!!

basically if I could spray you all with a spray bottle I fucking would right now - nobody needs your input on their sexuality, celebrity or non! all this does is perpetrate harmful celebrity gossip that just hurts the artist you claim to love so much. taylor is a real person with a real life, she's not a storybook character to speculate over! please, I am begging you, stop this! go outside! touch grass!!

and at the risking of being meme-ified, leave taylor alone!

[qt-kt]

Baddies on the beach for my birthday 🎂

Honestly I had such a good day and it was so nice to have a littol beach day!! I didn't get pics w the whole group but I got some courtesy of the always lovely Talia

[angryisokay]

Some people have birthday parties or celebrations as adults, and some people don't. I don't know how other school systems handled it, but in my school system kids who had birthdays during the school year had some kind of celebration, while the summer birthday kids got nothing. Informational purposes: Summer is June, July and August, the school year is September - May. Celebrating/partying means some kind of get together with people other than those you live with.

[buysomecheese]

Ok my phone's off but I need to remember to tell my boyfriend so Everyone gets to see On The Tumblr

This ice cream is so good actually I have so many ideas for things to use Old Bay in now fr. The cornmeal fucks with the texture too much for my liking but the flavor is So good. Like I'm definitely for suresies using Old Bay in whatever pie I end up making for Thanksgiving + I'm thinking I'll fold it into the whipped cream I think that would combine really well

[asavt]

Oh shit ten days until my birthday

[13tinysocks]

sorry if this is a weird ask, but for Joan, will they necessarily be experienced in terms of like, things of pleasure? like obviously she's not completely isolated from the world, but she was also raised by an inhuman demon meatball who has raised them to be a catalyst for the end of the world or whatevs. and i don't mean like just sexually, but also in terms of if Joan ever genuinuinely got to like or enjoy anything just cuz? bc it was briefly touched on that she didn't even get to enjoy a bed bc it's a 'thing of human pleasure/luxury' and all that - so has Joan ever got the chance to enjoy things like music? tv shows? movies? a nice fuzzy blanket? physical touch from ANYONE? or is that all stuff that'll be completely new to them?

Oh buddy.

[thesolarangel]

Mom: There's this hiking group trip I wanna book in September, but then I wouldn't be here for your birthday, is that okay? 🥺

Me, smiles in almost 32 years old: of course, mom❤️

[something-in-your-walls]

inside out two was absolutely gas, send post.