#i'm sure this has been done before

[vulpes-aestatis]

You're in her dm's. I'm in her head, speaking to her inside her brain, imploring her to leave you and play my games and come with me to have cowboy times in space. We are not the same

[mere-technicality]

hey everyone, i'm playing a game of chess and we've been stuck in this stalemate for an eternity, does anyone have any suggestions for how to evolve the game?

[phoenixspencer]

I understand your hesitance, but what I do now must be done.

[haveaveryphanniechristmas]

Gay test

(shout out to @widdess <3)

[thelaurenshippen]

ao3 wrapped simulator

you read for 67,680 minutes. that's 47 days straight.

you read 812 fics total, but you read 76 of them more than 4 times.

for a total of 35 million words.

you showed the love by leaving 704 comments on 297 fics. your most common comment was "AKLDDASKFJLKSDFJHAJSHFIUELNAKDCNAGKDH!!!!!!"

you love to revisit. you hit the "kudos" button not realizing you'd already left kudos there 1,304 times

your top tags were:

pining

slowburn

hate sex

fluff

major character death

you're a night owl. your reading peaked between 11pm and 4am

you were an explorer! this year you read 4 tags for the first time: A/B/O, gen fic, praise kink, crush at first sight

there was one ship you loved most of all: for the ninth year in a row, your top ship was hannigram

but you're not monogamous. you also read a lot of stucky, scully/mulder, and animorphs

and you were in the top .01% of readers in The Expanse (TV) tag

and you were in the top .001% of writers for a ship our automated system can't even find because it doesn't have enough tagged fics

you wrote 17 fics this year, for a total of 1.4 million words. 16 of those fics were explicit.

wow! you're passionate! you created 85 bookmarks with the book mark tag "i wanna die"

your fic town is nome, alaska. no, we're not going to explain this.

thank you for spending another year on ao3 <3

[duke-daemon]

DONT FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.

[bitcrushed scream]

[thelightreflects]

GILMORE GIRLS

2.10 | THE BRACEBRIDGE DINNER

[softgothbabe]

Infodump that load inside me, baby 🫶🏻

[sadiegirl2021]

[solaradastra]

So many tropes and tags...

[feneku]

I've been seeing this meme going around twitter so I doodled this real quick lol

[oranges-for-calico]

[swati-art]

[kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick]

[vorekody]

Thinking about a hard vore pred that gets paid an undeniable amount of money to do soft vore instead.

The urge to bite down is immense, but their need for the money is greater, and so they take the head and shoulders of the prey into their maw without any crushing force.

But when they try to swallow they realize that their instincts to rip and tear are the least of their issues in this session- swallowing a whole person is not the same as swallowing bite sized chunks of carnage.

The next few gulps are painful, their mouth dried from the prey's clothes, which are especially uncomfortable to get down.

Midway they have to pull the prey right back out - gagging all the while- because they're going so slowly that they've started choking.

Eventually they manage, with one last thick swallow their prey is sealed away, sitting heavily in their stomach.

Ending probably the most embarrassing meal of their life.

[soupsandstars]

not sure if I'll ever get around to finishing this, but I had been listening to the frost on repeat