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Oxalaia quilombensis and some bebés I did last year and never posted anywhere for some reason

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100 dracula sit-ups, hold franeksntein pose for 10 minutes, 150 mummy swipes, 20 wolfman chest releases,

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i rewrote the ending of jjba part 2 real quick

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good morning to fat men only

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New aesthetic: Arctic hares when they're coat is only half done shedding and they look a little fucked up

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Just the other day on Bluesky I was joking and talking myself into a better mood saying "even if making and 'possessing' nsfw/ romance/ mildly lewd art/novels/etc gets banned, how are they gonna enforce it? Bust in and raid people's hard drives like how they've raided people's houses for homegrown weed? This'll go nowhere." Then I remembered and thought about Google Gemini which can see your Drive and Docs files.. and the Windows Copilot Recall shit...

we may have to return to old fashioned physical non-cloud ways of backing up and distributing our stuff in the coming years if things get bad; sales of SD cards, HDDs, SSDs, flash drives etc. are probably about to skyrocket

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I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

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i love transforming creatures behind screens who help protect sad children

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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thought i saw a beautiful butch woman with a dangly little earring but it was just some effeminate guy who started pissing in the corner of a parking lot. i vaporised him instantly. that was for feminism.

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aleapofbeauty on ig

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i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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