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this post is an experiment, I am curious about how far you will get into the post.

to start, I challenge you to read the orange text below, and not read any further:

the challenge is to only read this far into the post. if you are stopping here, leave a comment about your favorite carbohydrate.

ok, you have decided to continue reading. hell yeah. no shame in that at all. this test is not meant to make you feel bad, in fact, you should be happy whenever you want forever.

if you made it here leave a comment of your favorite fictional universe, you are officially a Tier 2 Post Reader.

ok, the next part of this post is behind a barrier, there's a keep reading button. if you made it this far, tell me your favorite reptile in the comments. you are more than welcome to stop here, only continue if you would like to.

hiiiii :)

ok you're in the big leagues now. this is the DLC of the post. if you made it here, tell me your favorite milk substitute.

now FOR REAL. this would be a cool place to finish off at. you can go after this, I promise you're not missing out, you can leave. If you made it here, tell me what tattoo you would get if you decided to get a new tattoo today.

thank you for reading, I promise this is a cool place to stop reading the post. you really can go now. :) 👍

*ahem* alright, you are still with me. I'm happy to have ya. here's the deal, the chance of you seeing a picture of my dog within this post is 12.5%. you have a 1/8 chance of seeing a dog in this post.

keep in mind, that is not a high chance.

if you are ready to leave now, tell me your favorite plant. like, your favorite plant can be a tree or a specific fruit or vegetable or whatever. just tell me your favorite. then you may leave the post.

alright. since you made it here, I have the ultimate test: a link. definitely the highest barrier to entry so far, this could lead you anywhere. it's a trust exercise with a complete stranger.

clicking on this link will continue the post further, for how long this will go on, I cannot say. If you do not want to proceed, tell me your favorite sauce, and be on your way. I like buffalo ranch.

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I watched one video about a guy's ant farm and now youtube keeps recommending me weird pet videos

Youtube I really don't care about

... well okay maybe that one

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made a mimic mantis monster man

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i’m getting ads for surgical instruments with full color spread photos of surgery again

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people on tu,mblr would love her sooo much

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people on tu,mblr would love her sooo much

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Fancy Restaurant

[ID: two small plush bears sitting on dollhouse chairs with a little table between them with plates and a cup. they are inside a little house made from 3 vhs tapes, which are Scent of a Woman, City Hall, and And Justice for All.]

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joe biden has to the opportunity to end his presidency on the funniest goddamn note

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Moooola!

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🐶

Just found out that a cashier/bather B who outed himself as a Trumper the day after Election Day got himself fired for kicking a dog’s kennel. My friend in grooming had mentioned to me that he’d been rough with dogs a few times, then she and another groomer reported B for the kick, and now he’s gone 🥳

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what's wrong with him

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americanwoodcockfan how do you feel about eurasian woodock

Kind of Bad*ss Not gonna lie. He's liuyerally got worm.

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John Faith or w/e tf that blue cunt’s name is

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i am going to fucking choke i'm watching the new defunctland,

it's about the history of animatronics and the way that kevin read this quote has me dying like

THIS

THING

COULD

KILL

YOU

IF ROBO-LINCOLN MALFUNCTIONED YOU COULD BE NAUGHT BUT D U S T

~Marc Davis