#i'm sorry to have to tell you

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

[local-dragon-haunt]

"It's okay, I won't hurt you." " THATS NOT THE POINT OF THE SCCEEEEEENNNNEEEEE. "it's okay, I won't hurt you." YOU ALREADY DID!!!!!! YOU'RE MAKING AMENDS FOR IT!@!!!!! THA'TS FTHE FUCKING POINTT OF THE MOVIEEEE!!!

"It's okay, I won't hurt you." BITCH THATS THE OFFSPRING OF LIGHTING AND DEATH ITSELF!!! YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IT HURTING YOUUU!!!! THAT'S THE POINT OF THE SCENE!!!! YOU'RE HELPING HIM EVEN THOUGH IT COULD KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU NEED TO MAKE AMENDS!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY THAT, THE SCENE IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT FOR YOU!!!! I'M GONNA THRHWOW SOMETHING THIS IS GONNA BE SO BAD.

[pavo--ocellus]

you ever think about how kaeya is everything crepus wanted diluc to be.

this makes me soooo sick bc imagine being diluc. your entire childhood you strived to make your father proud and rise to his expectations and you DO, you get a vision at 10, become a cavalry captain at 14 (we should talk about that actually, what in the child soldier—) and everything is great. but then your dad dies and your entire world falls apart in just one day and you leave everything you know behind on a pointless quest for revenge. you come back years later and everything is the same but so, so different.

and then there's your little brother. undoubtedly capable, but never truly showing what he can do. he's cunning and strategic and always five steps ahead of everyone else, but timid, usually letting you or jean do the talking. he prefers sticking to the shadows (your shadow, specifically—), working behind the scenes. that's how you remember him.

but you come back and there he is. a stranger wearing your best friends face (not your best friend, not anymore, not after—). he's still the same, capable and cunning and smart and strategic, still working behind the scenes, but he's so, so different. gone are the gentle, shy smiles, the timid personality, the preference for sticking to somebody's shadow (there's no shadow to hide in, anymore—).

instead, he's outgoing and confident and there's a near-constant cocky smirk on his face and you don't know who you're looking at. to the people, he's the beloved cavalry captain. the acting grand masters right-hand man, a talented swordsman and vision-wielder. the "top candidate for grandson-in-law" if the word on the street is to be believed. he's reliable and witty and kind, always offering aid when he can. he doesn't look down on anyone, friendly even towards the most unusual visitors.

the model knight, one could say.

he walks into your tavern one night, orders his usual (a death after noon, your father's favourite, of all things, is he joking) and you watch as he chats up the most random people there. all charming smiles and suave words and you have to blink a few times as he absentmindedly twirls his wine glass. your mind is playing tricks on you, you know it, they have zero similarities in physical appearance, but for a second you could swear—

he looks just like your father.

(there's this little girl that follows him around sometimes. well. really, he's following her around, with the way she always runs ahead. she's energetic and chatty and you can't help but notice the pyro vision shining from her backpack (mocking you—) as kaeya looks at her with pure, unfathomable fondness, like she's the only thing that matters in the world.

the first time you hear her calling for his attention, you pause, for just a second. you've seen them around enough to be familiar with the duo, but that. that's a first. an excited voice sounds from somewhere over your shoulder, "big brother kaeya! look, look!" and you take a moment before glancing over. the little girl is crouching on the sidewalk, pointing at something on the ground and staring up at keaya with big, curious eyes. kaeya's there, leaning over her with a gentle smile and a soft, soft look in his eyes—. you turn away.

you can't quite catch kaeya's response, with him having a lot more control over his volume than an enthusiastic child, but his quiet chuckle and following, affectionate tone still register in your mind.

"looks like he's a model older brother, too.")

[a-compass-without-a-needle]

This is what happened after 3.1 isn't it?

[nipuni]

Casanova sketches!

[owly-lumi]

I wanted to do this meme since I saw the S2 of Earthspark, but I had the inspiration after complaining about It with @sketchy-mf . so:

(ok time to going back to Ao3 reading Fanfiction pretending they're canon in my mind 🙂)

[licorishh]

double ?? upload ???? yeaaaahh i've gotten FASTERRrr for whatever that's worth so complementary blyla because guess what i miss them too (nobody was surprised by that)

[technically-human]

Merthur AU except the crown prince of Camelot is weirdly pro-magic

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

how's the other guy holding up

[walking-existential-crisis]

Thank you Peter Bishop for having the only normal reactions to Walter's weird ass experiments he did in the 70s

[ssaalexblake]

People disregarding/not seeing that 13's like, the Angriest doctor because she doesn't scream ~still~ in 2025 is so fucking wild, like just say you don't pay attention to women unless they're screaming or crying next time please, bc Honestly (jk, most of these people Genuinely don't know that they do this).

If you genuinely think that thirteen didn't get angry and lose her temper then you didn't pay any attention to her to start with. If you can't see her gritting her teeth to hold onto said temper by her fingernails, you didn't pay any attention to her to start with. If you miss that she's mean as hell when she's angry, you're probably one of those people who gets mad at her for not motherly supporting the poor men around her and absolutely couldn't name one moment when she was Actually mean to somebody.

You not noticing that s11-12 was her slowly and slowly having her cheery exterior stripped away and ripped from her while the cracks form and suddenly burst forth in haunting of villa diodati? Is a you problem.

I think the incompetence here is the viewers, honestly, not the show. A long arc where a woman displays (not actually that) subtle emotions where she represses everything and gets to the point where she can't take it anymore? Far beyond the ability of many TV show watchers, sadly, which is a mark on society more than anything else.

You not liking something doesn't mean it's bad, that's the ego talking. I dislike a few of her episodes and I could discuss that, but honestly, I do not win the opinion award and neither do you. But there is a difference between not liking an arc, and being So blinded that you can't even See it.

I wish thirteen had a competent fandom.

[labotor]

my bougie dwarf LoF rook Tyarva and her sugar baby silly charming professor who she adores so very much <333

[beets]

baby, bi bi bi

[macksartblock]

i had a bad night so?? fuck idk

[megamagimugi]

I Was-a Too Late

CW: blood, implied character death(s)

[insert your favorite Mario game over jingle here]

I have nothing to say for myself.

I'm so sorry.

@wahooitsamee @peaches2217 You guys seemed interested, so... enjoy?

EDIT: I have a Luigi version (well, sort of) now too, called He's-a Gone if anyone's interested!

And now that I've become even more shameless, I also have an ongoing comic based on this piece. In case anyone's interested, here's the masterpost.

[ahopefulbromantic]

I GOT THE PAPERS I HAVE ALL THE CONSECRATION DOCUMENTS NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL I CAN FINALLY BEGIN THE PROCESS OF BECOMING A CONSECRATED VIRGIN THAT IS MY BIGGEST DREAM RN AND IT'S COMING TRUE AAAAAAAAHHH??!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🤸‍♀️

PRAY FOR ME FRIENDS I THINK I'M GONNA DIE OF JOY!!!