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sweetnnaivete · 5 months ago

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breaking my silence...... i love little kids

#i'm not even ovulating #i js love them :(((#so sweet #ceri talks ₊˚ෆ

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the-eyes-of-andyserkis · 5 months ago

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Andy discussing his film "Breathe" at Build Series in NYC.

#andy serkis #he's just so damn cute #and i love that shirt #the embroidery is so cool #it would also look great on the bedroom floor #i love the build series interviews so much #he gets to be a nerd and talk about things he loves!#build series #andy: interviews #thinking about listening to that old man talk about nerdy shit while i'm on my knees mayhaps #sorry this got away from me lmao #i'm not even ovulating #help

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ddodol · 2 months ago

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THE GYM PICS HELLO WHATS WRONG WITH THEM? i think i just pissed all over the floor 🫦

never k!ll yourself 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

#ddolbox #desperately need eunseok #i'm not even ovulating rn #it's that bad

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n0heart · 2 months ago

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#serious question is it /wrong/ to look at my own pictures and be like fuck i'm so hot and pretty?#like i spent 25 years of my life being my biggest hater so it feels weird. almost wrong to like myself this much #and not just that but to say it out loud??#of course there still are many things i don't like abt myself #and i'm probably liking what i see atm because i'm ovulating #i give it a couple more days and my luteal phase will KICK MY ASS #and i'll start feeling and looking disgusting again lmaooo #but yes anyways #i'm just. i'm so pretty?#but i feel like it's frowned upon to even say it out loud #if you're insecure everyone encourages you to love yourself. but if you love yourself then ppl will be like ok who tf does she think she is #and ???? what is expected of us??#anyways.

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kaliforniahigh · 26 days ago

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the shit I write baffles me sometimes

#I don't even ovulate #cause I'm on birth control #so what is my excuse

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teddybeartoji · 5 months ago

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I CAN'T EVEN CRY IN PEACE BC EVERYBODY IS HOME FUCK OFF LEAVE. I NEED A FEW HOURS

#this isn't even called crying this is called bawling my eyes out #I LOVE HIM OKAY #and yes i might be extra emotional bc i think i'm ovulating leave me alone #I'M SO FUCKING SAD WHAT THE FUCKKK #dazai will be so mad #please #fix it #i don't even talk abt him all that much here but i love him okay i love him very much #mayor of loserville #bsd spoilers #bsd leaks

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yourtwistedprincess · 4 months ago

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Should I be scared that my urge to be bred has reached newer insaner levels than usual?

#like it's all I've been thinking about #I swear I'm not even ovulating #anyway yeah #someone breed me pls #text #b #breeding k1nk #br33d1ng #br33dable #cvmslvt #wet and needy #needy slvt #needy wh0re #rough daddy #me

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astro-can · 4 months ago

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!!!SCROLL IF YOU DONT WANT JJK SPOILERS!!!!

either gege went to therapy or the massive hate got to him because

NOBARA IS FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

#I'm ovulating #NOBARAAAA #k lowkey tho gege should stop killing then reintroducing characters #like where even is the plot going at this point #idk bruh #I'm just glad nobara's alive #I might not even be a fan of jjk anymore I'm just here for the girlbosses #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen #jjk nobara #nobara kugisaki #jjk 267 #jjk leaks

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shadesoflsk · 9 months ago

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How would you guys feel about farmer Leon and some breeding kink... Just asking for a friend.

#— ࣪ ⊹ 🪐 ruby's thoughts #This is sooo out of character of me hsjandja #but this one wip has been sitting in my drafts for God knows how long #and I just got some inspiration #maybe it's because I'm ovulating but don't tell anyone #and I want to post one last fic before I start this new job since I won't have time to even breath

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scum-belina · 2 months ago

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Woke up this morning with an overwhelming hunger for the love of a man. It's even worse than my hunger for 50% off post-Halloween candy and that's rly saying something. I don't know what to do.

#this is. bad.#I'm not even ovulating rn im so scared #and no there is absolutely no one at my work im interested in. no damn fish in my sea.#oh well i will just be insane and loveless and carry on as usual. hey how bout them elections folks what's up w all that

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walkwithmegirl · 1 month ago

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Friendships are so complicated why do I feel so unloved by my friends sometimes

#I'll leave it at that bc I've been trying to write about it in a post for the last hour and kept deleting it bc it's so complicated #basically i felt unloved by them on my bday but then i realized we've grown apart which is fine #(and i actually felt really loved by my immediate family on my bday which was really nice)#but also i think I'm allowed to say i felt that way. even though it's a little petty IDK I'm ovulating and it's 1am #me: I'm not gonna elaborate! me in the tags: AND ANOTHER THING #also also also okay bye goodnight i feel like i could talk in the tags all day about it

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jellybeanium124 · 2 months ago

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if they outlaw birth control that's the last fuckin straw because the pill is the only thing between me and spending half to three quarters of my life in horrible pain of some kind or another.

#ovulating pain #period pain #and rebound headaches the entire following week after taking the max amount of pain pills on my period #even if I just have my period and then rebound headaches that's still two out of every four weeks in pain #I know that this is the chronic pain website and some of y'all have it worse and I'm sorry #but like this is a legit national health problem #if birth control is outlawed suddenly a lot of people are probably going to qualify for some kind of chronic pain. including me.

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computercuter · 5 months ago

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might have just got the answer to why I was so unbashfully horny the last few days. my fumking uterus. augh

#that or there's something seriously wrong but I think I'm probably due on. I don't keep track it's inconsistent anyways #it's been more consistent lately I think...which like. medical normalcy W! but not really because. owieeee #psychic beaming my period cramps to Gabriel Ultrakill again. yay <3 #I actually have no idea if there's even a correlation between ovulation and being aroused or if that's just a myth #buttt. it's been a pattern for me at leasties #computercuter.txt

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minty-bubblegum · 1 year ago

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me fixing my mascara and eyeliner for the 398l92616694201762th time today because I can't stop crying